https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jasun-ether-quote-meaning-12640 2026-04-15T19:11:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12640.png?q=I%20bet%20him%20and%20all%20his%20Guy%20brothers%20had%20burst%20through%20the%20nightclub%20entrance%2C%20poured%20an%20insane%20amount%20of%20alcohol%20into%20their%20systems%2C%20and%20snatched%20at%20anything%20with%20a%20pulse%20that%20wandered%20past%20their%20sloshed%20eyes.%20I%20bet%20after%20all%20the%20hoopla%20subsided%2C%20the%20demented%20Guys%20spilled%20out%20of%20the%20nightclub%20at%20some%20ungodly%20hour%2C%20intoxicated%20blood%20pumping%2C%20gallivanting%20around%20the%20city%20like%20foul%20beasts%20seeking%20their%20next%20series%20of%20exploitations.&a=Jasun%20Ether&c=Humor I bet him and all his Guy brothers had burst through the nightclub entrance, poured an insane amount... — Jasun Ether Jasun Ether quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hitchens-quote-meaning-12641 2026-04-15T19:11:37.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12641.png?q=My%20own%20opinion%20is%20enough%20for%20me%2C%20and%20I%20claim%20the%20right%20to%20have%20it%20defended%20against%20any%20consensus%2C%20any%20majority%2C%20anywhere%2C%20any%20place%2C%20any%20time.%20And%20anyone%20who%20disagrees%20with%20this%20can%20pick%20a%20number%2C%20get%20in%20line%2C%20and%20kiss%20my%20ass.&a=Christopher%20Hitchens&c=Humor My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, an... — Christopher Hitchens Christopher Hitchens quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/douglas-macarthur-quote-meaning-12642 2026-04-15T19:11:37.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12642.png?q=Whoever%20said%20the%20pen%20is%20mightier%20than%20the%20sword%20obviously%20never%20encountered%20automatic%20weapons.&a=Douglas%20MacArthur&c=Humor Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons. — Douglas MacArthur Douglas MacArthur quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steven-wright-quote-meaning-12643 2026-04-15T19:11:37.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12643.png?q=If%20at%20first%20you%20don't%20succeed%2C%20destroy%20all%20evidence%20that%20you%20tried.&a=Steven%20Wright&c=Humor If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. — Steven Wright Steven Wright quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ben-elton-quote-meaning-12644 2026-04-15T19:11:38.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12644.png?q=This%20calls%20for%20a%20very%20special%20blend%20of%20psychology%20and%20extreme%20violence.&a=Ben%20Elton&c=Humor This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence. — Ben Elton Ben Elton quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/the-impossible-integrity-quote-meaning-12645 2026-04-15T19:11:38.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12645.png?q=The%20impossible%20often%20has%20a%20kind%20of%20integrity%20to%20it%20which%20the%20merely%20improbable%20lacks.&a=Douglas%20Adams&c=Humor The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks. — Douglas Adams Douglas Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jd-robb-quote-meaning-humor-12646 2026-04-15T19:11:38.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12646.png?q=You've%20got%20no%20sense%20of%20humor.&a=J.D.%20Robb&c=Humor You've got no sense of humor. — J.D. Robb J.D. Robb quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/douglas-adams-quote-meaning-12647 2026-04-15T19:11:38.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12647.png?q=I%20think%20you%20ought%20to%20know%20I'm%20feeling%20very%20depressed.&a=Douglas%20Adams&c=Humor I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed. — Douglas Adams Douglas Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/boys-are-like-shoes-quote-meaning-12648 2026-04-15T19:11:38.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12648.png?q=Yes%2C%20boys%20are%20a%20little%20like%20shoes.%20Why%3F%20Well...They%20can%20be%20useful.%20But%20mainly...They%20are%20nice%20to%20look%20at.%20Getting%20the%20right%20one%20can%20be%20a%20lovely%20accessory%20to%20an%20outfit.%20There%20are%20times%20when%20you%20couldn't%20do%20without%20them.%20And%20there%20are%20times%20when%20you'd%20rather%20do%20without%20them.%20Get%20the%20wrong%20ones%20and%20they%20can%20hurt.%20There%20are%20many%20types%20and%20often%20the%20ones%20that%20look%20the%20nicest%20are%20completely%20unpractical.&a=Rachel%20Hill&c=Humor Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well...They can be useful. But mainly...They are nice to loo... — Rachel Hill Rachel Hill quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-12649 2026-04-15T19:11:39.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12649.png?q=The%20sign%20was%20spray-painted%20in%20Arabic%20and%20English%2C%20probably%20from%20some%20attempt%20by%20the%20farmer%20to%20sell%20his%20wares%20in%20the%20market.%20The%20English%20read%3A%20Dates-best%20price.%20Cold%20Bebsi.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor The sign was spray-painted in Arabic and English, probably from some attempt by the farmer to sell h... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/arthur-conan-doyle-quote-meaning-12650 2026-04-15T19:11:39.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12650.png?q=Is%20there%20any%20point%20to%20which%20you%20would%20wish%20to%20draw%20my%20attention%3F'&a=Arthur%20Conan%20Doyle&c=Humor Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?' — Arthur Conan Doyle Arthur Conan Doyle quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dorothy-parker-quote-meaning-12651 2026-04-15T19:11:39.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12651.png?q=There's%20a%20hell%20of%20a%20distance%20between%20wise-cracking%20and%20wit.%20Wit%20has%20truth%20in%20it%3B%20wise-cracking%20is%20simply%20calisthenics%20with%20words.&a=Dorothy%20Parker&c=Humor There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is si... — Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-12652 2026-04-15T19:11:39.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12652.png?q=I%20commend%20my%20soul%20to%20any%20god%20that%20can%20find%20it.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor I commend my soul to any god that can find it. — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bill-watterson-quote-meaning-12653 2026-04-15T19:11:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12653.png?q=Now%20what%20state%20do%20you%20live%20in%3F'&a=Bill%20Watterson&c=Humor Now what state do you live in?' — Bill Watterson Bill Watterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hermes-smiled-quote-meaning-12654 2026-04-15T19:11:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12654.png?q=Hermes%20smiled.%20%22I%20knew%20a%20boy%20once%20...%20oh%2C%20younger%20than%20you%20by%20far.%20A%20mere%20baby%2C%20really.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Hermes smiled. "I knew a boy once ... oh, younger than you by far. A mere baby, really. — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-12655 2026-04-15T19:11:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12655.png?q=When%20life%20gives%20you%20lemons%2C%20make%20lemonade%2C%20and%20then%20throw%20it%20in%20the%20face%20of%20the%20person%20who%20gave%20you%20the%20lemons%20until%20they%20give%20you%20the%20oranges%20you%20originally%20asked%20for.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you ... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hitchens-quote-meaning-12656 2026-04-15T19:11:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12656.png?q=For%20God%20so%20loved%20the%20world%2C%20that%20he%20gave%20his%20only%20begotten%20Son%2C%20that%20whosoever%20believeth%20in%20him%20will%20believeth%20in%20anything.%20-%20Hitchens%203%3A16&a=Christopher%20Hitchens&c=Humor For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him will... — Christopher Hitchens Christopher Hitchens quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kristin-cashore-quote-meaning-12657 2026-04-15T19:11:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12657.png?q=You%20won't%20even%20take%20your%20bow%3F%20Are%20you%20planning%20to%20throttle%20a%20moose%20with%20your%20bare%20hands%2C%20then%3F&a=Kristin%20Cashore&c=Humor You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then? — Kristin Cashore Kristin Cashore quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/amelia-bedelias-funny-interpretation-12658 2026-04-15T19:11:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12658.png?q=Amelia%20Bedelia%2C%22%20said%20Mrs.%20Rogers%2C&a=Peggy%20Parish&c=Humor Amelia Bedelia," said Mrs. Rogers, — Peggy Parish Peggy Parish quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-caine-quote-meaning-12659 2026-04-15T19:12:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12659.png?q=You're%20still%20here.%20No%20beer.%20I'm%20not%20corrupting%20a%20minor.&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor. — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gail-carriger-quote-meaning-12660 2026-04-15T19:12:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12660.png?q=How%20ghastly%20for%20her%2C%20people%20actually%20thinking%2C%20with%20their%20brains%2C%20and%20right%20next%20door.%20Oh%2C%20the%20travesty%20of%20it%20all.&a=Gail%20Carriger&c=Humor How ghastly for her, people actually thinking, with their brains, and right next door. Oh, the trave... — Gail Carriger Gail Carriger quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-12661 2026-04-15T19:12:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12661.png?q=The%20sun%20rose%20slowly%2C%20as%20if%20it%20wasn't%20sure%20it%20was%20worth%20all%20the%20effort.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort. — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/eoin-colfer-quote-meaning-12662 2026-04-15T19:12:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12662.png?q=We're%20being%20lead%20by%20an%20idiot%20with%20a%20crayon.&a=Eoin%20Colfer&c=Humor We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon. — Eoin Colfer Eoin Colfer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mae-west-quote-meaning-12663 2026-04-15T19:12:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12663.png?q=Getting%20married%20is%20like%20trading%20in%20the%20adoration%20of%20many%20for%20the%20sarcasm%20of%20one.&a=Mae%20West&c=Humor Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one. — Mae West Mae West quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kamikaze-kiss-quote-meaning-12664 2026-04-15T19:12:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12664.png?q=I%20planted%20a%20kamikaze%20kiss%20on%20Jamie%E2%80%99s%20cheek.&a=Michelle%20Hodkin&c=Humor I planted a kamikaze kiss on Jamie’s cheek. — Michelle Hodkin Michelle Hodkin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jk-rowling-quote-meaning-12665 2026-04-15T19:12:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12665.png?q=Well%20you%20seemed%20too%20busy%20to%20call%20him%20a%20prat%20and%20I%20thought%20someone%20should.&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor Well you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should. — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-caine-quote-meaning-12666 2026-04-15T19:12:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12666.png?q=My%20dad%20used%20to%20say%20that%20life's%20a%20journey%2C%20but%20somebody%20screwed%20up%20and%20lost%20the%20map.&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map. — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/meaning-of-the-click-and-flop-12667 2026-04-15T19:12:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12667.png?q=They%20heard%20the%20click%20of%20the%20mail%20slot%20and%20flop%20of%20letters%20on%20the%20doormat.&a=J.%20K.%20Rowling&c=Humor They heard the click of the mail slot and flop of letters on the doormat. — J. K. Rowling J. K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/becca-fitzpatrick-quote-meaning-12668 2026-04-15T19:12:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12668.png?q=I%20had%20fun%20last%20night%2C%22%20I%20told%20Patch%2C%20flicking%20off%20my%20chin%20strap%20and%20handing%20over%20my%20helmet.%20%22I'm%20officially%20in%20love%20with%20your%20sheets.&a=Becca%20Fitzpatrick&c=Humor I had fun last night," I told Patch, flicking off my chin strap and handing over my helmet. "I'm off... — Becca Fitzpatrick Becca Fitzpatrick quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jasun-ether-quote-meaning-humor-12669 2026-04-15T19:12:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12669.png?q=The%20thin%20how-to%20book%20belonging%20to%20Smittie%20had%20a%20dark%20and%20perplexing%20title%E2%80%94HOW%20TO%20COMMIT%20SUICIDE%20EFFECTIVELY%20EVERY%20TIME.&a=Jasun%20Ether&c=Humor The thin how-to book belonging to Smittie had a dark and perplexing title—HOW TO COMMIT SUICIDE EFFE... — Jasun Ether Jasun Ether quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bill-hicks-quote-meaning-12670 2026-04-15T19:12:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12670.png?q=I'm%20glad%20mushrooms%20are%20against%20the%20law%2C%20because%20I%20took%20them%20one%20time%2C%20and%20you%20know%20what%20happened%20to%20me%3F%20I%20laid%20in%20a%20field%20of%20green%20grass%20for%20four%20hours%20going%2C%20%22My%20God!%20I%20love%20everything.%22%20Yeah%2C%20now%20if%20that%20isn't%20a%20hazard%20to%20our%20country%20%E2%80%A6%20how%20are%20we%20gonna%20justify%20arms%20dealing%20when%20we%20realize%20that%20we're%20all%20one%3F&a=Bill%20Hicks&c=Humor I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to ... — Bill Hicks Bill Hicks quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/howls-illness-quote-meaning-12671 2026-04-15T19:12:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12671.png?q=I%20feel%20ill%2C%22%20%5BHowl%5D%20announced.%20%22I'm%20going%20to%20bed%2C%20where%20I%20may%20die.&a=Diana%20Wynne%20Jones&c=Humor I feel ill," [Howl] announced. "I'm going to bed, where I may die. — Diana Wynne Jones Diana Wynne Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-carlin-quote-meaning-12672 2026-04-15T19:12:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12672.png?q=I%20would%20never%20want%20to%20be%20a%20member%20of%20a%20group%20whose%20symbol%20was%20a%20man%20nailed%20to%20two%20pieces%20of%20wood.&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood. — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rumiko-takahashi-quote-meaning-12673 2026-04-15T19:12:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12673.png?q=Helloooo%3F%20I%20just%20made%20some%20changes%20in%20my%20life%2C%20and%20if%20I%20don't%20get%20back%20to%20you%20as%20soon%20as%20possible%2C%20then%20guess%20what%3F%20You%20were%20one%20of%20those%20changes.&a=Rumiko%20Takahashi&c=Humor Helloooo? I just made some changes in my life, and if I don't get back to you as soon as possible, t... — Rumiko Takahashi Rumiko Takahashi quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cynthia-hand-quote-meaning-12674 2026-04-15T19:12:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12674.png?q=Are%20you%20any%20good%20at%20it%3F&a=Cynthia%20Hand&c=Humor Are you any good at it? — Cynthia Hand Cynthia Hand quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jasper-fforde-quote-meaning-12675 2026-04-15T19:12:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12675.png?q=Don't%20ever%20call%20me%20mad%2C%20Mycroft.%20I'm%20not%20mad.%20I'm%20just%20...%20well%2C&a=Jasper%20Fforde&c=Humor Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, — Jasper Fforde Jasper Fforde quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gabriel-garcia-marquez-quote-meaning-12676 2026-04-15T19:12:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12676.png?q=Fiction%20was%20invented%20the%20day%20Jonah%20arrived%20home%20and%20told%20his%20wife%20that%20he%20was%20three%20days%20late%20because%20he%20had%20been%20swallowed%20by%20a%20whale..&a=Gabriel%20Garc%C3%ADa%20M%C3%A1rquez&c=Humor Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late becaus... — Gabriel García Márquez Gabriel García Márquez quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-12677 2026-04-15T19:12:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12677.png?q=I%20died.%20I%20died%20and%20someone%20made%20a%20clerical%20error%20and%20I%20am%20in%20Heaven.&a=jim%20butcher&c=Humor I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven. — jim butcher jim butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-twain-quote-meaning-12678 2026-04-15T19:12:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12678.png?q=What%20is%20Man%3F%20Man%20is%20a%20noisome%20bacillus%20whom%20Our%20Heavenly%20Father%20created%20because%20he%20was%20disappointed%20in%20the%20monkey.&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed ... — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-lucas-quote-meaning-12679 2026-04-15T19:12:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12679.png?q=The%20ability%20to%20speak%20does%20not%20make%20you%20intelligent.&a=George%20Lucas&c=Humor The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. — George Lucas George Lucas quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hitch-hikers-guide-alcohol-quote-meaning-12680 2026-04-15T19:12:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12680.png?q=The%20Hitch-Hiker's%20Guide%20to%20the%20Galaxy%20also%20mentions%20alcohol.%20It%20says%20that%20the%20best%20drink%20in%20existence%20is%20the%20Pan%20Galactic%20Gargle%20Blaster%2C%20the%20effect%20of%20which%20is%20like%20having%20your%20brains%20smashed%20out%20with%20a%20slice%20of%20lemon%20wrapped%20round%20a%20large%20gold%20brick.&a=Douglas%20Adams&c=Humor The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existenc... — Douglas Adams Douglas Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/faulkner-quote-meaning-work-12681 2026-04-15T19:12:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12681.png?q=It's%20a%20shame%20that%20the%20only%20thing%20a%20man%20can%20do%20for%20eight%20hours%20a%20day%20is%20work.%20He%20can't%20eat%20for%20eight%20hours%3B%20he%20can't%20drink%20for%20eight%20hours%3B%20he%20can't%20make%20love%20for%20eight%20hours.%20The%20only%20thing%20a%20man%20can%20do%20for%20eight%20hours%20is%20work.&a=William%20Faulkner&c=Humor It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight ... — William Faulkner William Faulkner quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/krista-cashore-quote-meaning-12682 2026-04-15T19:12:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12682.png?q=I%20wouldn't%20marry%20Giddon%20to%20save%20my%20life%2C%22%20Katsa%20said.%20%22Not%20even%20to%20save%20yours.&a=Kristin%20Cashore&c=Humor I wouldn't marry Giddon to save my life," Katsa said. "Not even to save yours. — Kristin Cashore Kristin Cashore quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/what-was-that-belgarath-quote-meaning-12683 2026-04-15T19:12:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12683.png?q=What%20was%20that%3F%22%20Belgarath%20asked%2C%20coming%20back%20around%20the%20corner.&a=David%20Eddings&c=Humor What was that?" Belgarath asked, coming back around the corner. — David Eddings David Eddings quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ellen-degeneres-quote-meaning-12684 2026-04-15T19:12:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12684.png?q=I'm%20a%20godmother%2C%20that's%20a%20great%20thing%20to%20be%2C%20a%20godmother.%20She%20calls%20me%20god%20for%20short%2C%20that's%20cute%2C%20I%20taught%20her%20that.&a=Ellen%20DeGeneres&c=Humor I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I... — Ellen DeGeneres Ellen DeGeneres quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-12685 2026-04-15T19:12:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12685.png?q=So.%20You%20get%20handed%20a%20holy%20sword%20by%20an%20archangel%2C%20told%20to%20go%20fight%20the%20forces%20of%20evil%2C%20and%20you%20somehow%20remain%20an%20atheist.%20Is%20that%20what%20you're%20saying%3F&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you someho... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-12686 2026-04-15T19:12:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12686.png?q=No.%20Absolutely%20not.'&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor No. Absolutely not.' — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dorothy-parker-quote-meaning-12687 2026-04-15T19:12:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12687.png?q=I%20don't%20care%20what%20is%20written%20about%20me%20so%20long%20as%20it%20isn't%20true.&a=Dorothy%20Parker&c=Humor I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. — Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-12688 2026-04-15T19:12:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12688.png?q=Henry%20turned%20as%20if%20to%20dart%20out%20of%20the%20room%2C%20then%20swung%20around%20and%20stared%20at%20them%2C%20a%20look%20of%20confusion%20passing%20over%20his%20freckled%20face%2C%20as%20if%20he%20had%20only%20now%20had%20cause%20to%20wonder%20why%20Will%2C%20Tessa%2C%20and%20Jem%20might%20be%20crouching%20together%20in%20a%20mostly%20disused%20storage%20room.%20%22What%20are%20you%20three%20doing%20in%20here%2C%20anyway%3F&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Henry turned as if to dart out of the room, then swung around and stared at them, a look of confusio... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/whats-a-philosopher-terry-pratchett-12689 2026-04-15T19:12:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12689.png?q=What's%20a%20philosopher%3F'%20said%20Brutha.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor What's a philosopher?' said Brutha. — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jk-rowling-quote-meaning-12690 2026-04-15T19:12:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12690.png?q=I%20thought%20it%20sounded%20a%20bit%20like%20Percy%20singing...%20maybe%20you've%20got%20to%20attack%20him%20while%20he's%20in%20the%20shower%2C%20Harry.&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the sh... — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/pete-wentz-quote-meaning-12691 2026-04-15T19:12:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12691.png?q=Sometimes%20when%20it%20looks%20like%20I'm%20deep%20in%20thought%20I'm%20just%20trying%20not%20to%20have%20a%20conversation%20with%20people.&a=Pete%20Wentz&c=Humor Sometimes when it looks like I'm deep in thought I'm just trying not to have a conversation with peo... — Pete Wentz Pete Wentz quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/understanding-jeaniene-frost-quote-12692 2026-04-15T19:12:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12692.png?q=Before%20we%20go%2C%20I%20gotta%20know%3A%20If%20mind-reading%20abilities%20are%20real%2C%20there's%20something%20else%20I%20wondered%20if%20fiction%20got%20right%20about%20vampires-&a=Jeaniene%20Frost&c=Humor Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if... — Jeaniene Frost Jeaniene Frost quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/amy-plum-quote-meaning-12693 2026-04-15T19:12:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12693.png?q=Well%2C%20spit%20on%20my%20empty%20grave--if%20it%20ain't%20the%20attack%20of%20the%20Disney%20princesses!&a=Amy%20Plum&c=Humor Well, spit on my empty grave--if it ain't the attack of the Disney princesses! — Amy Plum Amy Plum quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/james-patterson-quote-meaning-12694 2026-04-15T19:12:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12694.png?q=I%20didn't%20know%20a%20van%20could%20go%20up%20on%20two%20wheels%20like%20that%2C%20for%20so%20long.%22%20-Nudge&a=James%20Patterson&c=Humor I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long." -Nudge — James Patterson James Patterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jasun-ether-quote-meaning-12695 2026-04-15T19:12:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12695.png?q=It%20doesn't%20matter%20how%20fat%20I%20get%2C%20my%20online%20avatars%20are%20unchanging.&a=Jasun%20Ether&c=Humor It doesn't matter how fat I get, my online avatars are unchanging. — Jasun Ether Jasun Ether quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jasun-ether-quote-meaning-12696 2026-04-15T19:12:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12696.png?q=What%20a%20waste%20of%20trees%20...%20that%20adoption%20author%20is%20definitely%20a%20tree%20killer.%20...%20I%20wish%20trees%20would%20sprout%20legs%20and%20come%20barging%20through%20the%20front%20doors%20and%20seek%20revenge%20for%20their%20obliterated%20brethren%20by%20ramming%20themselves%20down%20his%20goddamn%20throat.&a=Jasun%20Ether&c=Humor What a waste of trees ... that adoption author is definitely a tree killer. ... I wish trees would s... — Jasun Ether Jasun Ether quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jr-ward-quote-meaning-12697 2026-04-15T19:12:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12697.png?q=I%20liked%20you%2C%20cop.%20From%20the%20moment%20I%20met%20you.%20No%E2%80%A6%20not%20the%20first%20moment.%20I%20wanted%20to%20kill%20you%20when%20I%20first%20met%20you.%20But%20then%20I%20liked%20you.%20A%20lot.&a=J.R.%20Ward&c=Humor I liked you, cop. From the moment I met you. No… not the first moment. I wanted to kill you when I f... — J.R. Ward J.R. Ward quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-carlin-quote-meaning-12698 2026-04-15T19:12:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12698.png?q=Instead%20of%20warning%20pregnant%20women%20not%20to%20drink%2CI%20think%20female%20alcoholics%20ought%20to%20be%20told%20not%20to%20fuck&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuc... — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steven-wright-quote-meaning-12699 2026-04-15T19:12:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12699.png?q=Everywhere%20is%20walking%20distance%20if%20you%20have%20the%20time.&a=Steven%20Wright&c=Humor Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. — Steven Wright Steven Wright quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/two-kinds-of-people-quote-meaning-12700 2026-04-15T19:12:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12700.png?q=There%20are%20two%20kinds%20of%20people%20in%20this%20world%3A%20Those%20who%20believe%20there%20are%20two%20kinds%20of%20people%20in%20this%20world%20and%20those%20who%20are%20smart%20enough%20to%20know%20better.&a=Tom%20Robbins&c=Humor There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this... — Tom Robbins Tom Robbins quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/oscar-wilde-quote-meaning-12701 2026-04-15T19:12:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12701.png?q=It%20is%20perfectly%20monstrous%2C'%20he%20said%2C%20at%20last%2C%20'the%20way%20people%20go%20about%20nowadays%20saying%20things%20against%20one%20behind%20one's%20back%20that%20are%20absolutely%20and%20entirely%20true.&a=Oscar%20Wilde&c=Humor It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things agains... — Oscar Wilde Oscar Wilde quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ernest-hemingway-quote-meaning-12702 2026-04-15T19:12:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12702.png?q=God%20knows%20I%20had%20not%20wanted%20to%20fall%20in%20love%20with%20her.%20I%20had%20not%20wanted%20to%20fall%20in%20love%20with%20any%20one.%20But%20God%20knows%20I%20had%20and%20I%20lay%20on%20the%20bed%20in%20the%20room%20of%20the%20hospital%20in%20Milan%20and%20all%20sorts%20of%20things%20went%20through%20my%20head%20but%20I%20felt%20wonderful...&a=Ernest%20Hemingway&c=Humor God knows I had not wanted to fall in love with her. I had not wanted to fall in love with any one. ... — Ernest Hemingway Ernest Hemingway quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-12703 2026-04-15T19:12:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12703.png?q=I'm%20the%20warlock%20who's%20here%20to%20cure%20you.%20Didn't%20they%20tell%20you%20I%20was%20coming%3F&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming? — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/aleister-crowley-quote-meaning-12704 2026-04-15T19:12:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12704.png?q=May%20the%20New%20Year%20bring%20you%20courage%20to%20break%20your%20resolutions%20early!%20My%20own%20plan%20is%20to%20swear%20off%20every%20kind%20of%20virtue%2C%20so%20that%20I%20triumph%20even%20when%20I%20fall!&a=Aleister%20Crowley&c=Humor May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off ever... — Aleister Crowley Aleister Crowley quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/common-sense-rene-descartes-quote-meaning-12705 2026-04-15T19:12:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12705.png?q=Common%20sense%20is%20the%20most%20widely%20shared%20commodity%20in%20the%20world%2C%20for%20every%20man%20is%20convinced%20that%20he%20is%20well%20supplied%20with%20it.&a=Rene%20Descartes&c=Humor Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is... — Rene Descartes Rene Descartes quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richard-p-feynman-quote-meaning-12706 2026-04-15T19:12:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12706.png?q=All%20the%20time%20you're%20saying%20to%20yourself%2C%20'I%20could%20do%20that%2C%20but%20I%20won't%2C'%20%E2%80%94%20which%20is%20just%20another%20way%20of%20saying%20that%20you%20can't.&a=Richard%20P.%20Feynman&c=Humor All the time you're saying to yourself, 'I could do that, but I won't,' — which is just another way ... — Richard P. Feynman Richard P. Feynman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/eeyore-friends-social-round-quote-meaning-12707 2026-04-15T19:12:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12707.png?q=I%20might%20have%20known%2C%E2%80%9D%20said%20Eeyore.%20%E2%80%9CAfter%20all%2C%20one%20can%E2%80%99t%20complain.%20I%20have%20my%20friends.%20Somebody%20spoke%20to%20me%20only%20yesterday.%20And%20was%20it%20last%20week%20or%20the%20week%20before%20that%20Rabbit%20bumped%20into%20me%20and%20said%20%E2%80%98Bother!%E2%80%99.%20The%20Social%20Round.%20Always%20something%20going%20on.&a=A.A.%20Milne&c=Humor I might have known,” said Eeyore. “After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke ... — A.A. Milne A.A. Milne quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/octavian-yelled-get-me-out-quote-meaning-12708 2026-04-15T19:12:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12708.png?q=Down%20in%20the%20water%2C%20Octavian%20yelled%2C%20%E2%80%9CGet%20me%20out%20of%20here!%20I%E2%80%99ll%20kill%20you!&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Down in the water, Octavian yelled, “Get me out of here! I’ll kill you! — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richard-pryor-quote-meaning-12709 2026-04-15T19:12:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12709.png?q=The%20reason%20people%20use%20a%20crucifix%20against%20vampires%20is%20because%20vampires%20are%20allergic%20to%20bullshit.&a=Richard%20Pryor&c=Humor The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. — Richard Pryor Richard Pryor quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/scott-adams-quote-meaning-12710 2026-04-15T19:12:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12710.png?q=You're%20thinking%20I'm%20one%20of%20those%20wise-ass%20California%20vegetarians%20who%20is%20going%20to%20tell%20you%20that%20eating%20a%20few%20strips%20of%20bacon%20is%20bad%20for%20your%20health.%20I'm%20not.%20I%20say%20its%20a%20free%20country%20and%20you%20should%20be%20able%20to%20kill%20yourself%20at%20any%20rate%20you%20choose%2C%20as%20long%20as%20your%20cold%20dead%20body%20is%20not%20blocking%20my%20driveway.&a=Scott%20Adams&c=Humor You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eatin... — Scott Adams Scott Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/maria-semple-quote-meaning-12711 2026-04-15T19:12:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12711.png?q=My%20heart%20started%20racing%2C%20not%20the%20bad%20kind%20of%20heart%20racing%2C%20like%20I'm%20going%20to%20die.%20But%20the%20good%20kind%20of%20heart%20racing%2C%20like%2C%20Hello%2C%20can%20I%20help%20you%20with%20something%3F%20If%20not%2C%20please%20step%20aside%20because%20I'm%20about%20to%20kick%20the%20shit%20out%20of%20life.&a=Maria%20Semple&c=Humor My heart started racing, not the bad kind of heart racing, like I'm going to die. But the good kind ... — Maria Semple Maria Semple quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-twain-quote-meaning-12712 2026-04-15T19:12:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12712.png?q=Under%20certain%20circumstances%2C%20profanity%20provides%20a%20relief%20denied%20even%20to%20prayer.&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/francis-bacon-quote-meaning-12713 2026-04-15T19:12:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12713.png?q=Imagination%20was%20given%20to%20man%20to%20compensate%20him%20for%20what%20he%20is%20not%3B%20a%20sense%20of%20humor%20to%20console%20him%20for%20what%20he%20is.&a=Francis%20Bacon&c=Humor Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him f... — Francis Bacon Francis Bacon quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-twain-quote-meaning-12714 2026-04-15T19:12:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12714.png?q=A%20successful%20book%20is%20not%20made%20of%20what%20is%20in%20it%2C%20but%20what%20is%20left%20out%20of%20it.&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it. — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-12715 2026-04-15T19:12:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12715.png?q=Out%20of%20the%20corner%20of%20his%20eye%2C%20he%20saw%20Tyson%20pounding%20the%20Earthborn%20into%20the%20ground%20like%20a%20game%20of%20whack-a-mole.%20Ella%20was%20fluttering%20above%20him%2C%20dodging%20missiles%20and%20calling%20out%20advice%3A%20%22The%20groin.%20The%20Earthborn's%20groin%20is%20sensitive.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of wha... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/andy-weir-quote-meaning-12716 2026-04-15T19:12:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12716.png?q=Work%20fast.&a=Andy%20Weir&c=Humor Work fast. — Andy Weir Andy Weir quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/neil-gaiman-quote-meaning-12717 2026-04-15T19:12:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12717.png?q=Hell%20may%20have%20all%20the%20best%20composers%2C%20but%20heaven%20has%20all%20the%20best%20choreographers.&a=Neil%20Gaiman&c=Humor Hell may have all the best composers, but heaven has all the best choreographers. — Neil Gaiman Neil Gaiman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jasper-fforde-quote-meaning-12718 2026-04-15T19:12:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12718.png?q=If%20it%20weren't%20for%20greed%2C%20intolerance%2C%20hate%2C%20passion%20and%20murder%2C%20you%20would%20have%20no%20works%20of%20art%2C%20no%20great%20buildings%2C%20no%20medical%20science%2C%20no%20Mozart%2C%20no%20Van%20Gogh%2C%20no%20Muppets%20and%20no%20Louis%20Armstrong.&a=Jasper%20Fforde&c=Humor If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no g... — Jasper Fforde Jasper Fforde quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bill-hicks-quote-meaning-12719 2026-04-15T19:12:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12719.png?q=Folks%2C%20it's%20time%20to%20evolve.%20That's%20why%20we're%20troubled.%20You%20know%20why%20our%20institutions%20are%20failing%20us%2C%20the%20church%2C%20the%20state%2C%20everything's%20failing%3F%20It's%20because%2C%20um%20%E2%80%93%20they're%20no%20longer%20relevant.%20We're%20supposed%20to%20keep%20evolving.%20Evolution%20did%20not%20end%20with%20us%20growing%20opposable%20thumbs.%20You%20do%20know%20that%2C%20right%3F&a=Bill%20Hicks&c=Humor Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us,... — Bill Hicks Bill Hicks quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jk-rowling-quote-meaning-12720 2026-04-15T19:12:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12720.png?q=I%20have%20gone%20temporarily%20deaf%20and%20haven't%20any%20idea%20what%20you%20said%2C%20Harry.&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry. — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jk-rowling-quote-meaning-12721 2026-04-15T19:12:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12721.png?q=No%2C%20thanks%2C%22%20said%20Harry.%20%22The%20toilet's%20never%20had%20anything%20as%20horrible%20as%20your%20head%20down%20it%E2%80%94%20it%20might%20be%20sick.%22%20Then%20he%20ran%2C%20before%20Dudley%20could%20work%20out%20what%20he'd%20said.&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor No, thanks," said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might... — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sophie-kinsella-scrabble-quote-meaning-12722 2026-04-15T19:12:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12722.png?q=We're%20playing%20Scrabble.%20It's%20a%20nightmare.&a=Sophie%20Kinsella&c=Humor We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare. — Sophie Kinsella Sophie Kinsella quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-12723 2026-04-15T19:12:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12723.png?q=molesting%20the%20vampire%20while%20he's%20too%20weak%20to%20fight%20back%2C%20iz%3F%20jace%20asked.%20i'm%20pretty%20sure%20that%20violates%20at%20least%20one%20of%20the%20accords.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor molesting the vampire while he's too weak to fight back, iz? jace asked. i'm pretty sure that violat... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/harry-hermione-friendship-quote-meaning-12724 2026-04-15T19:12:13.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12724.png?q=Harry%20and%20Hermione%20are%20very%20platonic%20friends.%20But%20I%20won't%20answer%20for%20anyone%20else%2C%20nudge-nudge%20wink-wink!&a=J.%20K.%20Rowling&c=Humor Harry and Hermione are very platonic friends. But I won't answer for anyone else, nudge-nudge wink-w... — J. K. Rowling J. K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jasun-ether-quote-meaning-12725 2026-04-15T19:12:13.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12725.png?q=Of%20course%20I%E2%80%99m%20sure!%20Jesus%20Christ%2C%20I%E2%80%99m%20goddamn%20God%20for%20fuck%E2%80%99s%20sake!%20Now%20quit%20sniveling%20and%20jump%20through%20that%20goddamn%20glass%20wall%20forthwith%20or%20I%E2%80%99ll%20leave%20you%20with%20the%20killer%20clones%2C%20revoking%20your%20Chosen%20One%20status%20and%20whatnot.&a=Jasun%20Ether&c=Humor Of course I’m sure! Jesus Christ, I’m goddamn God for fuck’s sake! Now quit sniveling and jump throu... — Jasun Ether Jasun Ether quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ashleigh-brilliant-quote-meaning-12726 2026-04-15T19:12:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12726.png?q=My%20opinions%20may%20have%20changed%2C%20but%20not%20the%20fact%20that%20I'm%20right.&a=Ashleigh%20Brilliant&c=Humor My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right. — Ashleigh Brilliant Ashleigh Brilliant quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/laughter-carbonated-holiness-quote-meaning-12727 2026-04-15T19:12:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12727.png?q=Laughter%20is%20carbonated%20holiness.&a=Anne%20Lamott&c=Humor Laughter is carbonated holiness. — Anne Lamott Anne Lamott quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/groucho-marx-quote-meaning-12728 2026-04-15T19:12:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12728.png?q=I%20was%20married%20by%20a%20judge.%20I%20should%20have%20asked%20for%20a%20jury.&a=Groucho%20Marx&c=Humor I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. — Groucho Marx Groucho Marx quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/isaac-marion-quote-meaning-12729 2026-04-15T19:12:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12729.png?q=I%20am%20Dead%2C%20but%20it's%20not%20so%20bad.%20I've%20learned%20to%20live%20with%20it.&a=Isaac%20Marion&c=Humor I am Dead, but it's not so bad. I've learned to live with it. — Isaac Marion Isaac Marion quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/charles-schulz-quote-meaning-12730 2026-04-15T19:12:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12730.png?q=Sometimes%20I%20lie%20awake%20at%20night%20and%20I%20ask%2C%20%22Why%20me%3F%22%2C%20then%20a%20voice%20answers%20%22Nothing%20personal%2C%20your%20name%20just%20happened%20to%20come%20up.&a=Charles%20Schulz&c=Humor Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your na... — Charles Schulz Charles Schulz quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kenji-quote-meaning-insight-12731 2026-04-15T19:12:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12731.png?q=Kenji%20snorts.%E2%80%9CThat%E2%80%99s%20because%20you%E2%80%99re%20not%20fragile%2C%E2%80%9D%20Kenji%20says.%20%E2%80%9CIf%20anything%2C%20everyone%20needs%20to%20protect%20themselves%20from%20you.%20You%E2%80%99re%20like%20a%20freaking%20beast%2C%E2%80%9D%20he%20says.%20Then%20adds%2C%20%E2%80%9CI%20mean%2C%20you%20know%E2%80%94like%2C%20a%20cute%20beast.%20A%20little%20beast%20that%20tears%20shit%20up%20and%20breaks%20the%20earth%20and%20sucks%20the%20life%20out%20of%20people.&a=Tahereh%20Mafi&c=Humor Kenji snorts.“That’s because you’re not fragile,” Kenji says. “If anything, everyone needs to protec... — Tahereh Mafi Tahereh Mafi quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lisi-harrison-quote-meaning-12732 2026-04-15T19:12:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12732.png?q=Are%20you%20a%20female%20dog%3F&a=Lisi%20Harrison&c=Humor Are you a female dog? — Lisi Harrison Lisi Harrison quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/diana-wynne-jones-quote-meaning-12733 2026-04-15T19:12:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12733.png?q=My%20shining%20dishonesty%20will%20be%20the%20salvation%20of%20me.&a=Diana%20Wynne%20Jones&c=Humor My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me. — Diana Wynne Jones Diana Wynne Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hl-mencken-quote-meaning-12734 2026-04-15T19:12:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12734.png?q=In%20the%20present%20case%20it%20is%20a%20little%20inaccurate%20to%20say%20I%20hate%20everything.%20I%20am%20strongly%20in%20favor%20of%20common%20sense%2C%20common%20honesty%20and%20common%20decency.%20This%20makes%20me%20forever%20ineligible%20to%20any%20public%20office%20of%20trust%20or%20profit%20in%20the%20Republic.%20But%20I%20do%20not%20repine%2C%20for%20I%20am%20a%20subject%20of%20it%20only%20by%20force%20of%20arms.&a=H.L.%20Mencken&c=Humor In the present case it is a little inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of co... — H.L. Mencken H.L. Mencken quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hl-mencken-quote-meaning-12735 2026-04-15T19:12:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12735.png?q=Democracy%20is%20a%20pathetic%20belief%20in%20the%20collective%20wisdom%20of%20individual%20ignorance.%20No%20one%20in%20this%20world%2C%20so%20far%20as%20I%20know%E2%80%94and%20I%20have%20researched%20the%20records%20for%20years%2C%20and%20employed%20agents%20to%20help%20me%E2%80%94has%20ever%20lost%20money%20by%20underestimating%20the%20intelligence%20of%20the%20great%20masses%20of%20the%20plain%20people.%20Nor%20has%20anyone%20ever%20lost%20public%20office%20thereby.&a=H.L.%20Mencken&c=Humor Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. No one in this worl... — H.L. Mencken H.L. Mencken quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/pg-wodehouse-quote-meaning-12736 2026-04-15T19:12:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12736.png?q=I%20know%20I%20was%20writing%20stories%20when%20I%20was%20five.%20I%20don%E2%80%99t%20remember%20what%20I%20did%20before%20that.%20Just%20loafed%2C%20I%20suppose.&a=P.%20G.%20Wodehouse&c=Humor I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don’t remember what I did before that. Just loafed, ... — P. G. Wodehouse P. G. Wodehouse quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/understanding-rick-riordan-quote-meaning-12737 2026-04-15T19:12:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12737.png?q=Wow.%20When%20he%20started%20looking%20back%20on%20the%20war%20with%20Kronos%20as%20the%20good%20old%20days--that%20was%20sad.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Wow. When he started looking back on the war with Kronos as the good old days--that was sad. — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/janet-evanovich-quote-meaning-12738 2026-04-15T19:12:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12738.png?q=Nice%20dress.%20Take%20it%20off.&a=Janet%20Evanovich&c=Humor Nice dress. Take it off. — Janet Evanovich Janet Evanovich quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/warren-ellis-quote-meaning-12739 2026-04-15T19:12:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12739.png?q=Drinking%20is%20fun!%20It%20makes%20me%20feel%20horrible%20and%20sexy!&a=Warren%20Ellis&c=Humor Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy! — Warren Ellis Warren Ellis quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/shel-silverstein-quote-meaning-12740 2026-04-15T19:12:18.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12740.png?q=why%20can't%20you%20see%20i'm%20a%20kid'%2C%20said%20the%20kid.&a=Shel%20Silverstein&c=Humor why can't you see i'm a kid', said the kid. — Shel Silverstein Shel Silverstein quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/how-would-you-like-to-die-12741 2026-04-15T19:12:18.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12741.png?q=...How%20would%20you%20like%20to%20die%2C%20Tyrion%20son%20of%20Tywin%3F&a=George%20R.R.%20Martin&c=Humor ...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin? — George R.R. Martin George R.R. Martin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/franklin-d-roosevelt-quote-meaning-12742 2026-04-15T19:12:18.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12742.png?q=I'm%20not%20the%20smartest%20fellow%20in%20the%20world%2C%20but%20I%20can%20sure%20pick%20smart%20colleagues.&a=Franklin%20D.%20Roosevelt&c=Humor I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues. — Franklin D. Roosevelt Franklin D. Roosevelt quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/marissa-meyer-quote-meaning-12743 2026-04-15T19:12:18.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12743.png?q=I%20don't%20like%20to%20think%20of%20it%20as%20'stolen'.%20They%20have%20no%20proof%20that%20I%20didn't%20plan%20on%20giving%20it%20back.&a=Marissa%20Meyer&c=Humor I don't like to think of it as 'stolen'. They have no proof that I didn't plan on giving it back. — Marissa Meyer Marissa Meyer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bill-watterson-quote-meaning-12744 2026-04-15T19:12:18.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12744.png?q=From%20now%20on%2C%20I'm%20not%20doing%20anything%20I%20don't%20want%20to%20do!%20The%20world%20owes%20me%20happiness%2C%20fulfillment%20and%20success....%20I'm%20just%20here%20to%20cash%20in.&a=Bill%20Watterson&c=Humor From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and... — Bill Watterson Bill Watterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bill-watterson-quote-meaning-12745 2026-04-15T19:12:18.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12745.png?q=Hello%20Dad!%20It%20is%20now%20three%20in%20the%20morning.%20Do%20you%20know%20where%20I%20am%3F&a=Bill%20Watterson&c=Humor Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am? — Bill Watterson Bill Watterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/alexandra-bracken-quote-meaning-12746 2026-04-15T19:12:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12746.png?q=I%20hugged%20him%20without%20any%20kind%20of%20fear%20or%20self-consciousness%2C%20fiercely%2C%20with%20a%20rush%20of%20emotion%20that%20almost%20brought%20tears%20to%20my%20eyes.&a=Alexandra%20Bracken&c=Humor I hugged him without any kind of fear or self-consciousness, fiercely, with a rush of emotion that a... — Alexandra Bracken Alexandra Bracken quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-12747 2026-04-15T19:12:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12747.png?q=My%20experience%20in%20Amsterdam%20is%20that%20cyclists%20ride%20where%20the%20hell%20they%20like%20and%20aim%20in%20a%20state%20of%20rage%20at%20all%20pedestrians%20while%20ringing%20their%20bell%20loudly%2C%20the%20concept%20of%20avoiding%20people%20being%20foreign%20to%20them.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage... — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/last-night-i-dreamt-somebody-loved-me-12748 2026-04-15T19:12:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12748.png?q=Last%20night%20I%20dreamt%20that%20somebody%20loved%20me.&a=Morrissey&c=Humor Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me. — Morrissey Morrissey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/calvin-why-are-you-crying-mom-quote-meaning-12749 2026-04-15T19:12:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12749.png?q=Calvin%3A%20Why%20are%20you%20crying%20mom%3F&a=Bill%20Watterson&c=Humor Calvin: Why are you crying mom? — Bill Watterson Bill Watterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/misdirected-rage-natsuki-takaya-quote-12750 2026-04-15T19:12:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12750.png?q=We%20have%20just%20witnessed%20a%20classic%20example%20of%20what%20I%20like%20to%20call%20'misdirected%20rage'.%20I%20believe%20the%20technical%20term%20is%20being%20an%20ass.&a=Natsuki%20Takaya&c=Humor We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the te... — Natsuki Takaya Natsuki Takaya quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-12751 2026-04-15T19:12:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12751.png?q=What%20are%20you%20talking%20about%3F%22%20Narcissus%20demanded.%20%22I%20am%20amazing.%20Everyone%20knows%20this.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this. — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/samantha-young-quote-meaning-12752 2026-04-15T19:12:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12752.png?q=Asshole.%E2%80%9D%20%E2%80%9CJust%20for%20that%2C%20I%20expect%20you%20to%20wrap%20that%20dirty%20mouth%20of%20yours%20around%20my%20cock%20tonight.%E2%80%9D%20He%20narrowed%20his%20eyes%20on%20me.&a=Samantha%20Young&c=Humor Asshole.” “Just for that, I expect you to wrap that dirty mouth of yours around my cock tonight.” He... — Samantha Young Samantha Young quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/charlaine-harris-quote-meaning-12753 2026-04-15T19:12:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12753.png?q=Hey%2C%20our%20hair's%20the%20same%20color%2C%22%20I%20said%2C%20eying%20us%20side%20by%20side%20in%20the%20mirror.&a=Charlaine%20Harris&c=Humor Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror. — Charlaine Harris Charlaine Harris quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/susan-ee-quote-meaning-12754 2026-04-15T19:12:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12754.png?q=In%20the%20long%20second%20before%20everyone%20absorbs%20what%20just%20happened%2C%20I%20see%20the%20angel%20rolling%20his%20eyes%20heavenward%2C%20like%20a%20teenager%20in%20the%20presence%20of%20overwhelming%20lameness.%20Some%20people%20just%20have%20no%20sense%20of%20gratitude.&a=Susan%20Ee&c=Humor In the long second before everyone absorbs what just happened, I see the angel rolling his eyes heav... — Susan Ee Susan Ee quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jesse-andrews-quote-meaning-12755 2026-04-15T19:12:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12755.png?q=If%20after%20reading%20this%20book%20you%20come%20to%20my%20home%20and%20brutally%20murder%20me%2C%20I%20do%20not%20blame%20you.&a=Jesse%20Andrews&c=Humor If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you. — Jesse Andrews Jesse Andrews quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hawking-quote-meaning-intelligent-life-12756 2026-04-15T19:12:23.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12756.png?q=%5BIn%20the%20Universe%20it%20may%20be%20that%5D%20Primitive%20life%20is%20very%20common%20and%20intelligent%20life%20is%20fairly%20rare.%20Some%20would%20say%20it%20has%20yet%20to%20occur%20on%20Earth.&a=Stephen%20W.%20Hawking&c=Humor [In the Universe it may be that] Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. ... — Stephen W. Hawking Stephen W. Hawking quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jodi-picoult-quote-meaning-12757 2026-04-15T19:12:23.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12757.png?q=Anxiety's%20like%20a%20rocking%20chair.%20It%20gives%20you%20something%20to%20do%2C%20but%20it%20doesn't%20get%20you%20very%20far.&a=Jodi%20Picoult&c=Humor Anxiety's like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you very far. — Jodi Picoult Jodi Picoult quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ilona-andrews-quote-meaning-12758 2026-04-15T19:12:23.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12758.png?q=Did%20he%20just%20rip%20out%20the%20engine%3F%22%20I%20asked.&a=Ilona%20Andrews&c=Humor Did he just rip out the engine?" I asked. — Ilona Andrews Ilona Andrews quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-12759 2026-04-15T19:12:23.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12759.png?q=Never%20doubt%20my%20weaseling%20abilities%2C%20Shadowhunter%2C%20for%20they%20are%20epic%20and%20memorable%20in%20their%20scope.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope. — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/robin-mckinley-quote-meaning-12760 2026-04-15T19:12:23.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12760.png?q=The%20train%20is%20roaring%20toward%20you%20and%20the%20villain%20is%20twirling%20his%20moustache%20and%20you're%20fussing%20that%20he's%20tied%20you%20to%20the%20tracks%20with%20the%20wrong%20kind%20of%20rope.&a=Robin%20McKinley&c=Humor The train is roaring toward you and the villain is twirling his moustache and you're fussing that he... — Robin McKinley Robin McKinley quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lemony-snicket-quote-meaning-12761 2026-04-15T19:12:24.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12761.png?q=It%20is%20very%20useful%2C%20when%20one%20is%20young%2C%20to%20learn%20the%20difference%20between%20%22literally%22%20and%20%22figuratively.%22%20If%20something%20happens%20literally%2C%20it%20actually%20happens%3B%20if%20something%20happens%20figuratively%2C%20it%20feels%20like%20it%20is%20happening.&a=Lemony%20Snicket&c=Humor It is very useful, when one is young, to learn the difference between "literally" and "figuratively.... — Lemony Snicket Lemony Snicket quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ellen-degeneres-quote-meaning-12762 2026-04-15T19:12:24.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12762.png?q=You%20should%20never%20assume.%20You%20know%20what%20happens%20when%20you%20assume.%20You%20make%20an%20ass%20out%20of%20you%20and%20me%20because%20that's%20how%20it's%20spelled.&a=Ellen%20DeGeneres&c=Humor You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me be... — Ellen DeGeneres Ellen DeGeneres quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-updike-quote-meaning-12763 2026-04-15T19:12:24.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12763.png?q=The%20true%20New%20Yorker%20secretly%20believes%20that%20people%20living%20anywhere%20else%20have%20to%20be%2C%20in%20some%20sense%2C%20kidding.&a=John%20Updike&c=Humor The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, ki... — John Updike John Updike quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-twain-quote-meaning-12764 2026-04-15T19:12:24.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12764.png?q=When%20I%20was%20younger%2C%20I%20could%20remember%20anything%2C%20whether%20it%20had%20happened%20or%20not%3B%20but%20my%20faculties%20are%20decaying%20now%20and%20soon%20I%20shall%20be%20so%20I%20cannot%20remember%20any%20but%20the%20things%20that%20never%20happened.%20It%20is%20sad%20to%20go%20to%20pieces%20like%20this%20but%20we%20all%20have%20to%20do%20it.&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are ... — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/your-stepfather-id-like-to-meet-him-12765 2026-04-15T19:12:24.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12765.png?q=Your%20stepfather%3F%20I'd%20like%20to%20meet%20him.&a=E.L.%20James&c=Humor Your stepfather? I'd like to meet him. — E.L. James E.L. James quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-12766 2026-04-15T19:12:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12766.png?q=Some%20things%20are%20fairly%20obvious%20when%20it's%20a%20seven-foot%20skeleton%20with%20a%20scythe%20telling%20you%20them&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steven-wright-quote-meaning-12767 2026-04-15T19:12:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12767.png?q=If%20it's%20a%20penny%20for%20your%20thoughts%20and%20you%20put%20in%20your%20two%20cents%20worth%2C%20then%20someone%2C%20somewhere%20is%20making%20a%20penny.&a=steven%20wright&c=Humor If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is ma... — steven wright steven wright quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/chocolate-gods-apology-broccoli-quote-12768 2026-04-15T19:12:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12768.png?q=Chocolate%20is%20God's%20apology%20for%20brocolli&a=Richard%20Paul%20Evans&c=Humor Chocolate is God's apology for brocolli — Richard Paul Evans Richard Paul Evans quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/salvador-dali-quote-meaning-12769 2026-04-15T19:12:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12769.png?q=Since%20I%20don't%20smoke%2C%20I%20decided%20to%20grow%20a%20mustache%20-%20it%20is%20better%20for%20the%20health.&a=Salvador%20Dal%C3%AD&c=Humor Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health. — Salvador Dalí Salvador Dalí quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lewis-carroll-quote-meaning-12770 2026-04-15T19:12:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12770.png?q=Now%2C%20here%2C%20you%20see%2C%20it%20takes%20all%20the%20running%20you%20can%20do%2C%20to%20keep%20in%20the%20same%20place.%20If%20you%20want%20to%20get%20somewhere%20else%2C%20you%20must%20run%20at%20least%20twice%20as%20fast%20as%20that!&a=Lewis%20Carroll&c=Humor Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to g... — Lewis Carroll Lewis Carroll quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brandon-sanderson-quote-meaning-12771 2026-04-15T19:12:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12771.png?q=Marsh%3A%20Our%20best%20efforts%20were%20never%20even%20a%20mild%20annoyance%20to%20the%20Lord%20Ruler.&a=Brandon%20Sanderson&c=Humor Marsh: Our best efforts were never even a mild annoyance to the Lord Ruler. — Brandon Sanderson Brandon Sanderson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/charles-bukowski-quote-meaning-12772 2026-04-15T19:12:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12772.png?q=What%20is%20your%20advice%20to%20young%20writers%3F&a=Charles%20Bukowski&c=Humor What is your advice to young writers? — Charles Bukowski Charles Bukowski quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/heather-dixon-quote-meaning-12773 2026-04-15T19:12:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12773.png?q=He's%20around%20the%20twist%2C'%20said%20Azalea.%20'Breaking%20all%20the%20windows%3F%20He's%20mad.'&a=Heather%20Dixon&c=Humor He's around the twist,' said Azalea. 'Breaking all the windows? He's mad.' — Heather Dixon Heather Dixon quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/junot-diaz-quote-meaning-12774 2026-04-15T19:12:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12774.png?q=If%20you%20didn't%20grow%20up%20like%20I%20did%20then%20you%20don't%20know%2C%20and%20if%20you%20don't%20know%20it's%20probably%20better%20you%20don't%20judge.&a=Junot%20D%C3%ADaz&c=Humor If you didn't grow up like I did then you don't know, and if you don't know it's probably better you... — Junot Díaz Junot Díaz quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lisa-kleypas-quote-meaning-12775 2026-04-15T19:12:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12775.png?q=Most%20men%20don't%20seem%20to%20get%20that%20telling%20a%20pissed-off%20woman%20to%20calm%20down%20is%20like%20throwing%20gunpowder%20on%20a%20fire.&a=Lisa%20Kleypas&c=Humor Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder o... — Lisa Kleypas Lisa Kleypas quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/peter-s-beagle-quote-meaning-12776 2026-04-15T19:12:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12776.png?q=I%20am%20no%20king%2C%20and%20I%20am%20no%20lord%2C&a=Peter%20S.%20Beagle&c=Humor I am no king, and I am no lord, — Peter S. Beagle Peter S. Beagle quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kenji-laughing-quote-meaning-12777 2026-04-15T19:12:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12777.png?q=Kenji%20has%20a%20hand%20pressed%20to%20his%20mouth%2C%20desperately%20trying%20to%20suppress%20a%20smile.%20He%E2%80%99s%20shaking%20his%20head%2C%20holding%20up%20a%20hand%20in%20apology.%20And%20then%20he%20breaks%2C%20laughing%20out%20loud%2C%20snorting%20as%20he%20tries%20to%20muffle%20the%20sound.%20%E2%80%9CI%E2%80%99m%20sorry%2C%E2%80%9D%20he%20says%2C%20pressing%20his%20lips%20together%2C%20shaking%20his%20head%20again.%20%E2%80%9CThis%20is%20not%20a%20funny%20moment.%20It%E2%80%99s%20not.%20I%E2%80%99m%20not%20laughing&a=Tahereh%20Mafi&c=Humor Kenji has a hand pressed to his mouth, desperately trying to suppress a smile. He’s shaking his head... — Tahereh Mafi Tahereh Mafi quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/if-you-want-to-shoot-the-general-12778 2026-04-15T19:12:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12778.png?q=Haven't%20you%20ever%20heard%20of%20the%20saying%2C%20%22If%20you%20want%20to%20shoot%20the%20general%2C%20first%20shoot%20the%20horse!%22%3F'%20--Lin&a=Hiromu%20Arakawa&c=Humor Haven't you ever heard of the saying, "If you want to shoot the general, first shoot the horse!"?' -... — Hiromu Arakawa Hiromu Arakawa quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/honest-man-you-can-trust-12779 2026-04-15T19:12:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12779.png?q=A%20dishonest%20man%20you%20can%20always%20trust%20to%20be%20dishonest.&a=Johnny%20Depp&c=Humor A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. — Johnny Depp Johnny Depp quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/darkstripe-quote-meaning-12780 2026-04-15T19:12:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12780.png?q=Now%20Darkstripe%2C'%20Graypaw%20hissed%20to%20Firepaw%20under%20his%20breath%2C%20'is%20neither%20young%2C%20nor%20pretty.&a=Erin%20Hunter&c=Humor Now Darkstripe,' Graypaw hissed to Firepaw under his breath, 'is neither young, nor pretty. — Erin Hunter Erin Hunter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-is-kind-of-a-weird-name-12781 2026-04-15T19:12:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12781.png?q=Don't%20you%20think%20'Mark%20is%20kind%20of%20a%20weird%20name%20for%20a%20Shadowhunter%3F%22%20Julian%20was%20saying%20as%20Emma%20approached.%20%22I%20mean%2C%20if%20you%20really%20think%20about%20it.%20It's%20confusing.%20'Put%20a%20Mark%20on%20me%2C%20Mark.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Don't you think 'Mark is kind of a weird name for a Shadowhunter?" Julian was saying as Emma approac... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-12782 2026-04-15T19:12:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12782.png?q=He%20looked%20back%20at%20her%2C%20and%20when%20she%20saw%20the%20look%20on%20his%20face%2C%20she%20saw%20his%20eyes%20at%20Renwick%E2%80%99s%2C%20when%20he%20had%20watched%20the%20Portal%20that%20separated%20him%20from%20his%20home%20shatter%20into%20a%20thousand%20irretrievable%20pieces.%20He%20held%20her%20gaze%20for%20a%20split%20second%2C%20then%20looked%20away%20from%20her%2C%20the%20muscles%20in%20his%20throat%20working.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor He looked back at her, and when she saw the look on his face, she saw his eyes at Renwick’s, when he... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dark-jar-tin-zoo-quote-meaning-12783 2026-04-15T19:12:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12783.png?q=Making%20love%20to%20me%20is%20amazing.%20Wait%2C%20I%20meant%3A%20making%20love%2C%20to%20me%2C%20is%20amazing.%20The%20absence%20of%20two%20little%20commas%20nearly%20transformed%20me%20into%20a%20sex%20god.&a=Dark%20Jar%20Tin%20Zoo&c=Humor Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two litt... — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Dark Jar Tin Zoo quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/keefe-shouted-you-guys-have-to-see-this-12784 2026-04-15T19:12:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12784.png?q=They%20pulled%20apart%20when%20Keefe%20shouted%2C%20%22YOU%20GUYS%20HAVE%20TO%20SEE%20THIS!&a=Shannon%20Messenger&c=Humor They pulled apart when Keefe shouted, "YOU GUYS HAVE TO SEE THIS! — Shannon Messenger Shannon Messenger quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/marian-keyes-quote-meaning-12785 2026-04-15T19:12:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12785.png?q=It%20was%20ironic%2C%20really%20-%20you%20want%20to%20die%20because%20you%20can't%20be%20bothered%20to%20go%20on%20living%20-%20but%20then%20you're%20expected%20to%20get%20all%20energetic%20and%20move%20furniture%20and%20stand%20on%20chairs%20and%20hoist%20ropes%20and%20do%20complicated%20knots%20and%20attach%20things%20to%20other%20things%20and%20kick%20stools%20from%20under%20you%20and%20mess%20around%20with%20hot%20baths%20and%20razor%20blades%20and%20extension%20cords%20and%20electrical%20appliances%20and%20weedkiller.%20Suicide%20was%20a%20complicated%2C%20demanding%20business%2C%20often%20involving%20visits%20to%20hardware%20shops.&a=Marian%20Keyes&c=Humor It was ironic, really - you want to die because you can't be bothered to go on living - but then you... — Marian Keyes Marian Keyes quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/robert-bloch-quote-meaning-12786 2026-04-15T19:12:31.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12786.png?q=The%20man%20who%20smiles%20when%20things%20go%20wrong%20has%20thought%20of%20someone%20to%20blame%20it%20on.&a=Robert%20Bloch&c=Humor The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. — Robert Bloch Robert Bloch quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lewis-carroll-quote-meaning-12787 2026-04-15T19:12:31.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12787.png?q=Speak%20in%20French%20when%20you%20can%E2%80%99t%20think%20of%20the%20English%20for%20a%20thing--&a=Lewis%20Carroll&c=Humor Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing-- — Lewis Carroll Lewis Carroll quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sam-levenson-siblings-quote-meaning-12788 2026-04-15T19:12:31.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12788.png?q=Siblings%3A%20children%20of%20the%20same%20parents%2C%20each%20of%20whom%20is%20perfectly%20normal%20until%20they%20get%20together.&a=Sam%20Levenson&c=Humor Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together. — Sam Levenson Sam Levenson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/david-sedaris-quote-meaning-life-lesson-12789 2026-04-15T19:12:31.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12789.png?q=For%20the%20first%20twenty%20years%20of%20my%20life%2C%20I%20rocked%20myself%20to%20sleep.%20It%20was%20a%20harmless%20enough%20hobby%2C%20but%20eventually%2C%20I%20had%20to%20give%20it%20up.%20Throughout%20the%20next%20twenty-two%20years%20I%20lay%20still%20and%20discovered%20that%20after%20a%20few%20minutes%20I%20could%20drop%20off%20with%20no%20problem.%20Follow%20seven%20beers%20with%20a%20couple%20of%20scotches%20and%20a%20thimble%20of%20good%20marijuana%2C%20and%20it%E2%80%99s%20funny%20how%20sleep%20just%20sort%20of%20comes%20on%20its%20own.%20Often%20I%20never%20even%20made%20it%20to%20the%20bed.%20I%E2%80%99d%20squat%20down%20to%20pet%20the%20cat%20and%20wake%20up%20on%20the%20floor%20eight%20hours%20later%2C%20having%20lost%20a%20perfectly%20good%20excuse%20to%20change%20my%20clothes.%20I%E2%80%99m%20now%20told%20that%20this%20is%20not%20called%20%E2%80%9Cgoing%20to%20sleep%E2%80%9D%20but%20rather%20%E2%80%9Cpassing%20out%2C%E2%80%9D%20a%20phrase%20that%20carries%20a%20distinct%20hint%20of%20judgment.&a=David%20Sedaris&c=Humor For the first twenty years of my life, I rocked myself to sleep. It was a harmless enough hobby, but... — David Sedaris David Sedaris quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/morrissey-quote-meaning-12790 2026-04-15T19:12:31.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12790.png?q=I%20still%20don't%20belong%20to%20anyone%20-%20I%20am%20mine.&a=Morrissey&c=Humor I still don't belong to anyone - I am mine. — Morrissey Morrissey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/garrett-graham-love-quote-meaning-12791 2026-04-15T19:12:32.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12791.png?q=Baby%2C%20I%20could%20watch%20you%20watching%20paint%20dry%2C%20and%20I%20still%20wouldn%E2%80%99t%20be%20bored.%E2%80%9D%20Garrett%20Graham%2C%20my%20own%20personal%20sweet-talker.&a=Elle%20Kennedy&c=Humor Baby, I could watch you watching paint dry, and I still wouldn’t be bored.” Garrett Graham, my own p... — Elle Kennedy Elle Kennedy quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/aristotle-wit-educated-insolence-quote-meaning-12792 2026-04-15T19:12:32.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12792.png?q=Wit%20is%20educated%20insolence.&a=Aristotle&c=Humor Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle Aristotle quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-carlin-quote-meaning-12793 2026-04-15T19:12:32.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12793.png?q=No%20matter%20how%20you%20care%20to%20define%20it%2C%20I%20do%20not%20identify%20with%20the%20local%20group.%20Planet%2C%20species%2C%20race%2C%20nation%2C%20state%2C%20religion%2C%20party%2C%20union%2C%20club%2C%20association%2C%20neighborhood%20improvement%20committee%3B%20I%20have%20no%20interest%20in%20any%20of%20it.%20I%20love%20and%20treasure%20individuals%20as%20I%20meet%20them%2C%20I%20loathe%20and%20despise%20the%20groups%20they%20identify%20with%20and%20belong%20to.&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, ... — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brandon-sanderson-quote-meaning-12794 2026-04-15T19:12:32.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12794.png?q=You're%20a%20very%20difficult%20person%20to%20manipulate%2C%20you%20know.&a=Brandon%20Sanderson&c=Humor You're a very difficult person to manipulate, you know. — Brandon Sanderson Brandon Sanderson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ts-eliot-quote-meaning-12795 2026-04-15T19:12:32.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12795.png?q=Immature%20poets%20imitate%3B%20mature%20poets%20steal.&a=T.S.%20Eliot&c=Humor Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. — T.S. Eliot T.S. Eliot quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/electric-horse-quote-meaning-12796 2026-04-15T19:12:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12796.png?q=Please%2C%20Percy...change%20your%20clothes.%20You%20smell%20like%20you've%20been%20run%20over%20by%20an%20electric%20horse.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse. — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jk-rowling-quote-meaning-empty-beds-12797 2026-04-15T19:12:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12797.png?q=Beds%20empty!%20No%20note!%20Car%20gone%20%E2%80%94%20could%20have%20crashed%20%E2%80%94%20out%20of%20my%20mind%20with%20worry%20%E2%80%94%20did%20you%20care%3F%20%E2%80%94%20never%2C%20as%20long%20as%20I%E2%80%99ve%20lived%20%E2%80%94%20you%20wait%20until%20your%20father%20gets%20home%2C%20we%20never%20had%20trouble%20like%20this%20from%20Bill%20or%20Charlie%20or%20Percy%20%E2%80%94&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor Beds empty! No note! Car gone — could have crashed — out of my mind with worry — did you care? — nev... — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ilona-andrews-quote-meaning-12798 2026-04-15T19:12:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12798.png?q=Help%20me%2C%20I%20can%E2%80%99t%20breathe%2C%20your%20ego%20is%20pushing%20all%20the%20air%20out%20of%20the%20room.&a=Ilona%20Andrews&c=Humor Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. — Ilona Andrews Ilona Andrews quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/andy-weir-quote-meaning-12799 2026-04-15T19:12:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12799.png?q=Grumpy.%20Angry.%20Stupid.%20How%20long%20since%20last%20sleep%2C%20question%3F&a=Andy%20Weir&c=Humor Grumpy. Angry. Stupid. How long since last sleep, question? — Andy Weir Andy Weir quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ogden-nash-quote-meaning-12800 2026-04-15T19:12:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12800.png?q=You%20are%20only%20young%20once%2C%20but%20you%20can%20stay%20immature%20indefinitely.&a=Ogden%20Nash&c=Humor You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. — Ogden Nash Ogden Nash quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/banksy-quote-meaning-modern-art-12801 2026-04-15T19:12:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12801.png?q=The%20thing%20I%20hate%20the%20most%20about%20advertising%20is%20that%20it%20attracts%20all%20the%20bright%2C%20creative%20and%20ambitious%20young%20people%2C%20leaving%20us%20mainly%20with%20the%20slow%20and%20self-obsessed%20to%20become%20our%20artists..%20Modern%20art%20is%20a%20disaster%20area.%20Never%20in%20the%20field%20of%20human%20history%20has%20so%20much%20been%20used%20by%20so%20many%20to%20say%20so%20little.&a=Banksy&c=Humor The thing I hate the most about advertising is that it attracts all the bright, creative and ambitio... — Banksy Banksy quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lauren-oliver-quote-meaning-12802 2026-04-15T19:12:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12802.png?q=Popularity's%20a%20weird%20thing.%20You%20can't%20really%20define%20it%2C%20and%20it's%20not%20cool%20to%20talk%20about%2C%20but%20you%20know%20it%20when%20you%20see%20it.%20Like%20a%20lazy%20eye%2C%20or%20porn.&a=Lauren%20Oliver&c=Humor Popularity's a weird thing. You can't really define it, and it's not cool to talk about, but you kno... — Lauren Oliver Lauren Oliver quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kira-l-do-you-know-quote-meaning-12803 2026-04-15T19:12:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12803.png?q=Kira%3A%20L%2C%20do%20you%20know&a=Tsugumi%20Ohba&c=Humor Kira: L, do you know — Tsugumi Ohba Tsugumi Ohba quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/daniel-keyes-quote-meaning-12804 2026-04-15T19:12:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12804.png?q=Punctuation%2C%20is%3F%20fun!&a=Daniel%20Keyes&c=Humor Punctuation, is? fun! — Daniel Keyes Daniel Keyes quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tom-stoppard-quote-meaning-12805 2026-04-15T19:12:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12805.png?q=We're%20actors%20%E2%80%94%20we're%20the%20opposite%20of%20people!&a=Tom%20Stoppard&c=Humor We're actors — we're the opposite of people! — Tom Stoppard Tom Stoppard quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/limping-like-that-quote-meaning-12806 2026-04-15T19:12:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12806.png?q=Why%20are%20you%20limping%20like%20that%3F'%20Nicholas%20demanded.&a=Alyxandra%20Harvey&c=Humor Why are you limping like that?' Nicholas demanded. — Alyxandra Harvey Alyxandra Harvey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/don-roff-quote-meaning-12807 2026-04-15T19:12:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12807.png?q=Nothing's%20a%20better%20cure%20for%20writer's%20block%20than%20to%20eat%20ice%20cream%20right%20out%20of%20the%20carton.&a=Don%20Roff&c=Humor Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton. — Don Roff Don Roff quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-hawkins-quote-meaning-12808 2026-04-15T19:12:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12808.png?q=When%20someone%20tells%20you%20somebody%E2%80%99s%20been%20murdered%2C%20laughing%20is%20probably%20not%20the%20best%20response.%20You%20know%2C%20for%20future%20reference.&a=Rachel%20Hawkins&c=Humor When someone tells you somebody’s been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You kno... — Rachel Hawkins Rachel Hawkins quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gena-showalter-quote-meaning-12809 2026-04-15T19:12:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12809.png?q=He%20had%20a%20bleeding%20cut%20on%20his%20leg%20and%20he%20smelled%20like%20shit.&a=Gena%20Showalter&c=Humor He had a bleeding cut on his leg and he smelled like shit. — Gena Showalter Gena Showalter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dave-barry-quote-meaning-12810 2026-04-15T19:12:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12810.png?q=When%20trouble%20arises%20and%20things%20look%20bad%2C%20there%20is%20always%20one%20individual%20who%20perceives%20a%20solution%20and%20is%20willing%20to%20take%20command.%20Very%20often%2C%20that%20individual%20is%20crazy.&a=Dave%20Barry&c=Humor When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and... — Dave Barry Dave Barry quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-12811 2026-04-15T19:12:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12811.png?q=Build%20a%20man%20a%20fire%2C%20and%20he'll%20be%20warm%20for%20a%20day.%20Set%20a%20man%20on%20fire%2C%20and%20he'll%20be%20warm%20for%20the%20rest%20of%20his%20life.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest o... — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/darynda-jones-quote-meaning-12812 2026-04-15T19:12:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12812.png?q=I%20may%20not%20look%20like%20much%2C%20but%20I'm%20an%20expert%20at%20pretending%20to%20be%20a%20ninja.&a=Darynda%20Jones&c=Humor I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja. — Darynda Jones Darynda Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-carlin-quote-meaning-12813 2026-04-15T19:12:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12813.png?q=How%20can%20He%20be%20perfect%3F%20Everything%20He%20ever%20makes...dies.&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies. — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/donald-miller-quote-meaning-12814 2026-04-15T19:12:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12814.png?q=Writers%20don't%20make%20any%20money%20at%20all.%20We%20make%20about%20a%20dollar.%20It%20is%20terrible.%20But%20then%20again%20we%20don't%20work%20either.%20We%20sit%20around%20in%20our%20underwear%20until%20noon%20then%20go%20downstairs%20and%20make%20coffee%2C%20fry%20some%20eggs%2C%20read%20the%20paper%2C%20read%20part%20of%20a%20book%2C%20smell%20the%20book%2C%20wonder%20if%20perhaps%20we%20ourselves%20should%20work%20on%20our%20book%2C%20smell%20the%20book%20again%2C%20throw%20the%20book%20across%20the%20room%20because%20we%20are%20quite%20jealous%20that%20any%20other%20person%20wrote%20a%20book%2C%20feel%20terribly%20guilty%20about%20throwing%20the%20schmuck's%20book%20across%20the%20room%20because%20we%20secretly%20wonder%20if%20God%20in%20heaven%20noticed%20our%20evil%20jealousy%2C%20or%20worse%2C%20our%20laziness.%20We%20then%20lie%20across%20the%20couch%20facedown%20and%20mumble%20to%20God%20to%20forgive%20us%20because%20we%20are%20secretly%20afraid%20He%20is%20going%20to%20dry%20up%20all%20our%20words%20because%20we%20envied%20another%20man's%20stupid%20words.%20And%20for%20this%2C%20as%20I%20said%2C%20we%20are%20paid%20a%20dollar.%20We%20are%20worth%20so%20much%20more.&a=Donald%20Miller&c=Humor Writers don't make any money at all. We make about a dollar. It is terrible. But then again we don't... — Donald Miller Donald Miller quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-12815 2026-04-15T19:12:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12815.png?q=Before%20I%20could%20lose%20my%20courage%2C%20I%20said%2C%20%22Don't%20I%20get%20a%20kiss%20for%20luck%3F%20It's%20kind%20of%20a%20tradition%2C%20right%3F&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Before I could lose my courage, I said, "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, righ... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/benjamin-franklin-quote-life-lesson-12816 2026-04-15T19:12:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12816.png?q=He%20that%20is%20good%20for%20making%20excuses%20is%20seldom%20good%20for%20anything%20else.&a=Benjamin%20Franklin&c=Humor He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else. — Benjamin Franklin Benjamin Franklin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/elizabeth-gilbert-quote-meaning-12817 2026-04-15T19:12:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12817.png?q=There's%20no%20trouble%20in%20this%20world%20so%20serious%20that%20it%20can't%20be%20cured%20with%20a%20hot%20bath%2C%20a%20glass%20of%20whiskey%2C%20and%20the%20Book%20of%20Common%20Prayer.&a=Elizabeth%20Gilbert&c=Humor There's no trouble in this world so serious that it can't be cured with a hot bath, a glass of whisk... — Elizabeth Gilbert Elizabeth Gilbert quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/andy-weir-quote-meaning-12818 2026-04-15T19:12:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12818.png?q=WATNEY%3A%20Look!%20A%20pair%20of%20boobs!%20-%3E%20(.Y.).&a=Andy%20Weir&c=Humor WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.). — Andy Weir Andy Weir quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/montaigne-quote-meaning-worm-gods-12819 2026-04-15T19:12:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12819.png?q=Man%20is%20certainly%20stark%20mad%3B%20he%20cannot%20make%20a%20worm%2C%20and%20yet%20he%20will%20be%20making%20gods%20by%20dozens.&a=Montaigne&c=Humor Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens. — Montaigne Montaigne quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/heather-brewer-quote-meaning-12820 2026-04-15T19:12:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12820.png?q=Because%20teachers%2C%20no%20matter%20how%20kind%2C%20no%20matter%20how%20friendly%2C%20are%20sadistic%20and%20evil%20to%20the%20core.&a=Heather%20Brewer&c=Humor Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core. — Heather Brewer Heather Brewer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ellen-degeneres-quote-meaning-life-12821 2026-04-15T19:12:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12821.png?q=Life%20is%20short.%20If%20you%20doubt%20me%2C%20ask%20a%20butterfly.%20Their%20average%20life%20span%20is%20a%20mere%20five%20to%20fourteen%20days.&a=Ellen%20DeGeneres&c=Humor Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen ... — Ellen DeGeneres Ellen DeGeneres quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jody-gehrman-quote-meaning-12822 2026-04-15T19:12:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12822.png?q=I%20despise%20the%20rituals%20of%20fake%20friendship.%20I%20wish%20we%20could%20just%20claw%20each%20other's%20eyes%20out%20and%20call%20it%20a%20day%3B%20instead%20we%20put%20on%20huge%20radiant%20smiles%20and%20spout%20compliments%20until%20our%20teeth%20hurt%20from%20the%20saccharine%20sweetness%20of%20it%20all.&a=Jody%20Gehrman&c=Humor I despise the rituals of fake friendship. I wish we could just claw each other's eyes out and call i... — Jody Gehrman Jody Gehrman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/david-wong-quote-meaning-apathy-12823 2026-04-15T19:12:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12823.png?q=Scientists%20talk%20about%20dark%20matter%2C%20the%20invisible%2C%20mysterious%20substance%20that%20occupies%20the%20space%20between%20stars.%20Dark%20matter%20makes%20up%2099.99%20percent%20of%20the%20universe%2C%20and%20they%20don't%20know%20what%20it%20is.%20Well%20I%20do.%20It's%20apathy.%20That's%20the%20truth%20of%20it%3B%20pile%20together%20everything%20we%20know%20and%20care%20about%20in%20the%20universe%20and%20it%20will%20still%20be%20nothing%20more%20than%20a%20tiny%20speck%20in%20the%20middle%20of%20a%20vast%20black%20ocean%20of%20Who%20Gives%20a%20Fuck.&a=David%20Wong&c=Humor Scientists talk about dark matter, the invisible, mysterious substance that occupies the space betwe... — David Wong David Wong quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/criss-jami-quote-meaning-humor-12824 2026-04-15T19:12:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12824.png?q=Everyone%20has%20a%20sense%20of%20humor.%20If%20you%20don't%20laugh%20at%20jokes%2C%20you%20probably%20laugh%20at%20opinions.&a=Criss%20Jami&c=Humor Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions. — Criss Jami Criss Jami quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ambrose-bierce-quote-meaning-12825 2026-04-15T19:12:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12825.png?q=All%20are%20lunatics%2C%20but%20he%20who%20can%20analyze%20his%20delusion%20is%20called%20a%20philosopher.&a=Ambrose%20Bierce&c=Humor All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. — Ambrose Bierce Ambrose Bierce quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/leo-almost-out-of-gas-quote-meaning-12826 2026-04-15T19:12:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12826.png?q=Leo%3A%20I'm%20almost%20out%20of%20gas!%20Woah%2C%20that%20came%20out%20wrong.%20I%20meant%20the%20burning%20kind!&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind! — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-12827 2026-04-15T19:12:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12827.png?q=I%20let%20out%20a%20battle%20cry.%20Sure%2C%20a%20lot%20of%20people%20might%20have%20mistaken%20it%20for%20a%20sudden%20yelp%20of%20unmanly%20fear%2C%20but%20trust%20me.%20It%20was%20a%20battle%20cry.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fe... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/diana-wynne-jones-quote-meaning-12828 2026-04-15T19:12:44.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12828.png?q=So%20you%20were%20going%20to%20rescue%20the%20Prince!%20Why%20did%20you%20pretend%20to%20run%20away%3F%20To%20deceive%20the%20Witch%3F&a=Diana%20Wynne%20Jones&c=Humor So you were going to rescue the Prince! Why did you pretend to run away? To deceive the Witch? — Diana Wynne Jones Diana Wynne Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/are-you-guys-busy-quote-meaning-12829 2026-04-15T19:12:44.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12829.png?q=Are%20you%20guys%20busy%3F%22%20Juniper%20asked.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Are you guys busy?" Juniper asked. — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brienne-maid-of-tarth-quote-meaning-12830 2026-04-15T19:12:44.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12830.png?q=Her%20name%20is%20Brienne%2C%22%20Jaime%20said.%20%22Brienne%2C%20the%20maid%20of%20Tarth.%20You&a=George%20R.R.%20Martin&c=Humor Her name is Brienne," Jaime said. "Brienne, the maid of Tarth. You — George R.R. Martin George R.R. Martin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ilona-andrews-quote-meaning-12831 2026-04-15T19:12:44.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12831.png?q=I%20gave%20him%20my%20best%20cryptic%20smile.%20He%20did%20not%20fall%20down%20to%20his%20feet%2C%20kiss%20my%20shoes%2C%20and%20promise%20me%20the%20world.%20I%20must%20be%20getting%20rusty.&a=Ilona%20Andrews&c=Humor I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me th... — Ilona Andrews Ilona Andrews quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/laurell-k-hamilton-quote-meaning-12832 2026-04-15T19:12:44.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12832.png?q=Still%20it%20might%20be%20nice%2C%20once%20in%20a%20while%2C%20not%20to%20have%20to%20choose%20between%20evils.%20Just%20once%2C%20couldn't%20I%20choose%20the%20lesser%20good%3F&a=Laurell%20K.%20Hamilton&c=Humor Still it might be nice, once in a while, not to have to choose between evils. Just once, couldn't I ... — Laurell K. Hamilton Laurell K. Hamilton quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jk-rowling-quote-meaning-12833 2026-04-15T19:12:44.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12833.png?q=Oh%2C%20of%20course%2C%22%20said%20Ron%2C%20clapping%20a%20hand%20to%20his%20forehead.%20%22I%20forgot%20we'll%20be%20hunting%20down%20Voldemort%20in%20a%20mobile%20library.&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor Oh, of course," said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort... — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/veronica-roth-quote-meaning-12834 2026-04-15T19:12:44.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12834.png?q=What%20do%20you%20think%20they're%20going%20to%20do%20to%20us%20when%20they%20find%20us%20guilty%3F%22%20she%20says%20after%20a%20few%20minutes%20of%20silence%20have%20passed.&a=Veronica%20Roth&c=Humor What do you think they're going to do to us when they find us guilty?" she says after a few minutes ... — Veronica Roth Veronica Roth quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brianna-sam-skateboard-quote-meaning-12835 2026-04-15T19:12:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12835.png?q=Brianna%20dropped%20the%20skateboard%20in%20front%20of%20Sam.%20%E2%80%9CDon%E2%80%99t%20worry%3A%20I%20won%E2%80%99t%20let%20you%20fall%20off.&a=Michael%20%20Grant&c=Humor Brianna dropped the skateboard in front of Sam. “Don’t worry: I won’t let you fall off. — Michael Grant Michael Grant quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ally-carter-quote-meaning-12836 2026-04-15T19:12:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12836.png?q=So%20far%20Kat%20has%20been%20through%20all%20the%20Wa's%20she%20could%20think%20of%2C%20but%20Hale%20hadn't%20admitted%20to%20being%20Walter%20or%20Ward%20or%20Washington.%20He'd%20firmly%20denied%20both%20Warren%20and%20Waverly.%20Watson%20had%20prompted%20him%20to%20do%20a%20very%20bad%20Sherlock%20Holmes%20impersonation%20throughout%20a%20good%20portion%20of%20a%20train%20ride%20to%20Edinburgh%2C%20Scotland.%20And%20Wayne%20seemed%20so%20wrong%20she%20hadn't%20even%20tried.&a=Ally%20Carter&c=Humor So far Kat has been through all the Wa's she could think of, but Hale hadn't admitted to being Walte... — Ally Carter Ally Carter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/will-cuppy-quote-meaning-12837 2026-04-15T19:12:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12837.png?q=Never%20call%20anyone%20a%20baboon%20unless%20you%20are%20sure%20of%20your%20facts.&a=Will%20Cuppy&c=Humor Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts. — Will Cuppy Will Cuppy quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/veronica-rossi-quote-meaning-12838 2026-04-15T19:12:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12838.png?q=Fall%20off%20your%20own%20roof.&a=Veronica%20Rossi&c=Humor Fall off your own roof. — Veronica Rossi Veronica Rossi quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/laurie-halse-anderson-quote-meaning-12839 2026-04-15T19:12:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12839.png?q=CONJUGATE%20THIS%3A&a=Laurie%20Halse%20Anderson&c=Humor CONJUGATE THIS: — Laurie Halse Anderson Laurie Halse Anderson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gideon-sick-of-everyones-shit-quote-meaning-12840 2026-04-15T19:12:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12840.png?q=But%20Gideon%20was%20experiencing%20one%20powerful%20emotion%3A%20being%20sick%20of%20everyone%E2%80%99s%20shit.&a=Tamsyn%20Muir&c=Humor But Gideon was experiencing one powerful emotion: being sick of everyone’s shit. — Tamsyn Muir Tamsyn Muir quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-12841 2026-04-15T19:12:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12841.png?q=I%20get%20it%2C'%20said%20the%20prisoner.%20'Good%20Cop%2C%20Bad%20Cop%2C%20eh%3F'&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?' — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/maggie-stiefvater-quote-meaning-12842 2026-04-15T19:12:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12842.png?q=Don't%20panic.%20Are%20you%20sitting%3F%20You%20probably%20don't%20need%20to%20sit.%20Well%2C%20possibly.%20At%20least%20lean%20on%20something.&a=Maggie%20Stiefvater&c=Humor Don't panic. Are you sitting? You probably don't need to sit. Well, possibly. At least lean on somet... — Maggie Stiefvater Maggie Stiefvater quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rodney-dangerfield-quote-meaning-12843 2026-04-15T19:12:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12843.png?q=When%20I%20was%20a%20kid%20my%20parents%20moved%20a%20lot%2C%20but%20I%20always%20found%20them.&a=Rodney%20Dangerfield&c=Humor When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. — Rodney Dangerfield Rodney Dangerfield quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/andy-weir-quote-meaning-12844 2026-04-15T19:12:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12844.png?q=I'm%20calling%20it%20the%20Watney%20Triangle%20because%20after%20what%20I've%20been%20through%2C%20shit%20on%20Mars%20should%20be%20named%20after%20me.&a=Andy%20Weir&c=Humor I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be name... — Andy Weir Andy Weir quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/shannon-hale-quote-meaning-12845 2026-04-15T19:12:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12845.png?q=I%20don't%20know%20how%20you%20persist%20in%20being%20so%20stubborn-&a=Shannon%20Hale&c=Humor I don't know how you persist in being so stubborn- — Shannon Hale Shannon Hale quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/marissa-meyer-quote-meaning-12846 2026-04-15T19:12:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12846.png?q=I'm%20going%20to%20make%20it%20a%20law%20that%20the%20correct%20way%20to%20address%20your%20sovereign%20is%20my%20giving%20a%20high%20five.'%20Kai's%20smiled%20brightened.%20'That's%20genius.%20Me%20too.&a=Marissa%20Meyer&c=Humor I'm going to make it a law that the correct way to address your sovereign is my giving a high five.'... — Marissa Meyer Marissa Meyer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brian-andreas-quote-meaning-12847 2026-04-15T19:12:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12847.png?q=I%20don't%20really%20like%20coffee%2C%20she%20said%2C%20but%20I%20don't%20really%20like%20it%20when%20my%20head%20hits%20my%20desk%20when%20I%20fall%20asleep%20either.&a=Brian%20Andreas&c=Humor I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fa... — Brian Andreas Brian Andreas quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/clint-eastwood-quote-meaning-12848 2026-04-15T19:12:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12848.png?q=Tomorrow%20is%20promised%20to%20no%20one.&a=Clint%20Eastwood&c=Humor Tomorrow is promised to no one. — Clint Eastwood Clint Eastwood quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/garcia-wondered-jesus-stickers-12849 2026-04-15T19:12:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12849.png?q=Garcia%20wondered%20why%20people%20with%20JESUS%20stickers%20on%20their%20bumper%20always%20drove%20twenty%20miles%20per%20hour%20under%20the%20speed%20limit.%20If%20God%20was%20my%20co-pilot%2C%20he%20thought%2C%20I'd%20be%20doing%20a%20hundred%20and%20twenty.&a=Carl%20Hiaasen&c=Humor Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour un... — Carl Hiaasen Carl Hiaasen quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/calculating-un-hatched-chicks-meaning-12850 2026-04-15T19:12:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12850.png?q=There%20is%20a%20proverbial%20saying%20chiefly%20concerned%20with%20warning%20against%20too%20closely%20calculating%20the%20numerical%20value%20of%20un-hatched%20chicks.&a=Neil%20Gaiman&c=Humor There is a proverbial saying chiefly concerned with warning against too closely calculating the nume... — Neil Gaiman Neil Gaiman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/the-door-opened-peggy-parish-quote-meaning-12851 2026-04-15T19:12:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12851.png?q=The%20door%20opened.&a=Peggy%20Parish&c=Humor The door opened. — Peggy Parish Peggy Parish quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-12852 2026-04-15T19:12:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12852.png?q=People%20flock%20in%2C%20nevertheless%2C%20in%20search%20of%20answers%20to%20those%20questions%20only%20librarians%20are%20considered%20to%20be%20able%20to%20answer%2C%20such%20as%20%22Is%20this%20the%20laundry%3F%22%20%22How%20do%20you%20spell%20surreptitious%3F%22%20and%2C%20on%20a%20regular%20basis%2C%20%22Do%20you%20have%20a%20book%20I%20remember%20reading%20once%3F%20It%20had%20a%20red%20cover%20and%20it%20turned%20out%20they%20were%20twins.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor People flock in, nevertheless, in search of answers to those questions only librarians are considere... — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/melina-marchetta-quote-meaning-12853 2026-04-15T19:12:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12853.png?q=This%20is%20the%20best%20night%20of%20my%20life%2C%22%20Raffy%20says%2C%20crying.&a=Melina%20Marchetta&c=Humor This is the best night of my life," Raffy says, crying. — Melina Marchetta Melina Marchetta quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-cohn-quote-meaning-12854 2026-04-15T19:12:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12854.png?q=Well%20sure%2C%20who%20doesn't%20need%20a%20boyfriend%3F%20but%20realistically%2C%20those%20exotic%20creatures%20are%20hard%20to%20come%20by.%20At%20least%20a%20quality%20one.&a=Rachel%20Cohn&c=Humor Well sure, who doesn't need a boyfriend? but realistically, those exotic creatures are hard to come ... — Rachel Cohn Rachel Cohn quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/philip-k-dick-quote-meaning-12855 2026-04-15T19:12:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12855.png?q=No%20single%20thing%20abides%3B%20and%20all%20things%20are%20fucked%20up.&a=Philip%20K.%20Dick&c=Humor No single thing abides; and all things are fucked up. — Philip K. Dick Philip K. Dick quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-12856 2026-04-15T19:12:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12856.png?q=I'd%20made%20the%20vampire%20cry.%20Great.%20I%20felt%20like%20a%20real%20superhero.%20Harry%20Dresden%2C%20breaker%20of%20monsters'%20hearts.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' h... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/slow-drunk-fast-scared-quote-meaning-12857 2026-04-15T19:12:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12857.png?q=...slow%20and%20drunk%20is%20no%20match%20for%20fast%20and%20scared%20shitless.&a=Ransom%20Riggs&c=Humor ...slow and drunk is no match for fast and scared shitless. — Ransom Riggs Ransom Riggs quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sarah-rees-brennan-quote-meaning-12858 2026-04-15T19:12:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12858.png?q=I%20am%20in%20full%20possession%20of%20the%20amazing%20power%20of%20being%20sarcastic.&a=Sarah%20Rees%20Brennan&c=Humor I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic. — Sarah Rees Brennan Sarah Rees Brennan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/library-island-sea-ignorance-12859 2026-04-15T19:12:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12859.png?q=A%20library%20is%20like%20an%20island%20in%20the%20middle%20of%20a%20vast%20sea%20of%20ignorance%2C%20particularly%20if%20the%20library%20is%20very%20tall%20and%20the%20surrounding%20area%20has%20been%20flooded.&a=Daniel%20Handler&c=Humor A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is... — Daniel Handler Daniel Handler quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dr-seuss-quote-meaning-12860 2026-04-15T19:12:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12860.png?q=Everything%20stinks%20till%20it%E2%80%99s%20finished.&a=Dr.%20Seuss&c=Humor Everything stinks till it’s finished. — Dr. Seuss Dr. Seuss quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/oscar-wilde-quote-meaning-12861 2026-04-15T19:12:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12861.png?q=Actors%20are%20so%20fortunate.%20They%20can%20choose%20whether%20they%20will%20appear%20in%20tragedy%20or%20in%20comedy%2C%20whether%20they%20will%20suffer%20or%20make%20merry%2C%20laugh%20or%20shed%20tears.%20But%20in%20real%20life%20it%20is%20different.%20Most%20men%20and%20women%20are%20forced%20to%20perform%20parts%20for%20which%20they%20have%20no%20qualifications.%20Our%20Guildensterns%20play%20Hamlet%20for%20us%2C%20and%20our%20Hamlets%20have%20to%20jest%20like%20Prince%20Hal.%20The%20world%20is%20a%20stage%2C%20but%20the%20play%20is%20badly%20cast.&a=Oscar%20Wilde&c=Humor Actors are so fortunate. They can choose whether they will appear in tragedy or in comedy, whether t... — Oscar Wilde Oscar Wilde quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/grover-human-pants-quote-meaning-12862 2026-04-15T19:12:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12862.png?q=Grover%20wore%20his%20fake%20feet%20and%20his%20pants%20to%20pass%20as%20human.%20He%20wore%20a%20green%20rasta-style%20cap%2C%20because%20when%20it%20rained%20his%20curly%20hair%20flattened%20and%20you%20could%20just%20see%20the%20tips%20of%20his%20horns.%20His%20bright%20orange%20backpack%20was%20full%20of%20scrap%20metal%20and%20apples%20to%20snack%20on.%20In%20his%20pocket%20was%20a%20set%20of%20reed%20pipes%20his%20daddy%20goat%20had%20carved%20for%20him%2C%20even%20though%20he%20only%20knew%20two%20songs%3A%20Mozart's%20Piano%20Concerto%20no.%2012%20and%20Hilary%20Duff's%20%22So%20Yesterday%2C%22%20both%20of%20which%20sounded%20pretty%20bad%20on%20reed%20pipes.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Grover wore his fake feet and his pants to pass as human. He wore a green rasta-style cap, because w... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/st-clair-celebratory-dessert-quote-meaning-12863 2026-04-15T19:12:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12863.png?q=St.%20Clair%20clears%20his%20throat.%20'My%20fianc%C3%A9e%20and%20I%20are%20headed%20out%20for%20a%20celebratory%20dessert.%20I'd%20ask%20you%20all%20to%20join%20us%2C%20but%20I%20don't%20want%20you%20there.&a=Stephanie%20Perkins&c=Humor St. Clair clears his throat. 'My fiancée and I are headed out for a celebratory dessert. I'd ask you... — Stephanie Perkins Stephanie Perkins quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephanie-perkins-quote-meaning-12864 2026-04-15T19:12:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12864.png?q=I'm%20sorry%2C%22%20he%20says.&a=Stephanie%20Perkins&c=Humor I'm sorry," he says. — Stephanie Perkins Stephanie Perkins quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/groucho-marx-quote-meaning-12865 2026-04-15T19:12:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12865.png?q=Room%20service%3F%20Send%20up%20a%20larger%20room.&a=Groucho%20Marx&c=Humor Room service? Send up a larger room. — Groucho Marx Groucho Marx quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/chuck-klosterman-quote-meaning-12866 2026-04-15T19:12:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12866.png?q=But%20whenever%20I%20meet%20dynamic%2C%20nonretarded%20Americans%2C%20I%20notice%20that%20they%20all%20seem%20to%20share%20a%20single%20unifying%20characteristic%3A%20the%20inability%20to%20experience%20the%20kind%20of%20mind-blowing%2C%20transcendent%20romantic%20relationship%20they%20perceive%20to%20be%20a%20normal%20part%20of%20living.%20And%20someone%20needs%20to%20take%20the%20fall%20for%20this.%20So%20instead%20of%20blaming%20no%20one%20for%20this%20(which%20is%20kind%20of%20cowardly)%20or%20blaming%20everyone%20(which%20is%20kind%20of%20meaningless)%2C%20I'm%20going%20to%20blame%20John%20Cusack.&a=Chuck%20Klosterman&c=Humor But whenever I meet dynamic, nonretarded Americans, I notice that they all seem to share a single un... — Chuck Klosterman Chuck Klosterman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gena-showalter-quote-meaning-12867 2026-04-15T19:12:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12867.png?q=To%20answer%20your%20question%2C%20you%20want%20me%20because%20I'm%20made%20of%20awesome.&a=Gena%20Showalter&c=Humor To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome. — Gena Showalter Gena Showalter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brandon-sanderson-quote-meaning-12868 2026-04-15T19:12:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12868.png?q=It%20was%20amazing%20how%20many%20books%20one%20could%20fit%20into%20a%20room%2C%20assuming%20one%20didn't%20want%20to%20move%20around%20very%20much.&a=Brandon%20Sanderson&c=Humor It was amazing how many books one could fit into a room, assuming one didn't want to move around ver... — Brandon Sanderson Brandon Sanderson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ogden-nash-quote-meaning-12869 2026-04-15T19:12:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12869.png?q=To%20keep%20your%20marriage%20brimming%2C%20with%20love%20in%20the%20wedding%20cup%2C%20whenever%20you're%20wrong%2C%20admit%20it%3B%20whenever%20you're%20right%2C%20shut%20up.&a=Ogden%20Nash&c=Humor To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whene... — Ogden Nash Ogden Nash quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jrr-tolkien-quote-meaning-12870 2026-04-15T19:12:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12870.png?q=I%20was%20talking%20aloud%20to%20myself.%20A%20habit%20of%20the%20old%3A%20they%20choose%20the%20wisest%20person%20present%20to%20speak%20to&a=J.R.R.%20Tolkien&c=Humor I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to — J.R.R. Tolkien J.R.R. Tolkien quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-green-quote-meaning-stupid-people-12871 2026-04-15T19:12:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12871.png?q=Every%20year%2C%20many%2C%20many%20stupid%20people%20graduate%20from%20college.%20And%20if%20they%20can%20do%20it%2C%20so%20can%20you.&a=John%20Green&c=Humor Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you. — John Green John Green quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steve-harvey-quote-meaning-investigator-12872 2026-04-15T19:12:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12872.png?q=You're%20an%20investigator%20-%20can't%20nobody%20find%20stuff%20out%20like%20a%20woman.%20Y'all%20put%20the%20police%20to%20shame%2C%20make%20the%20little%20investigative%20tricks%20they%20show%20on%20CSI%20and%20Law%20%26%20Order%3A%20SVU%20look%20like%20counting%20lessons%20on%20Sesame%20Street.&a=Steve%20Harvey&c=Humor You're an investigator - can't nobody find stuff out like a woman. Y'all put the police to shame, ma... — Steve Harvey Steve Harvey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tahereh-mafi-quote-meaning-12873 2026-04-15T19:12:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12873.png?q=I'm%20having%20a%20panic%20attack%2C%20you%20inconsiderate%20ass.&a=Tahereh%20Mafi&c=Humor I'm having a panic attack, you inconsiderate ass. — Tahereh Mafi Tahereh Mafi quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-carlin-quote-meaning-12874 2026-04-15T19:12:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12874.png?q=I%20thought%20about%20how%20mothers%20feed%20their%20babies%20with%20tiny%20little%20spoons%20and%20forks%20so%20I%20wondered%2C%20what%20do%20Chinese%20mothers%20use%3F%20Toothpicks%3F&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what ... — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mary-lynnette-pride-and-prejudice-quote-meaning-12875 2026-04-15T19:12:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12875.png?q=Mary-Lynnette%3A%20%22You%20have%20not%20read%20'Pride%20and%20Prejudice'.&a=L.%20J.%20Smith&c=Humor Mary-Lynnette: "You have not read 'Pride and Prejudice'. — L. J. Smith L. J. Smith quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/helen-fielding-quote-meaning-12876 2026-04-15T19:12:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12876.png?q=When%20someone%20leaves%20you%2C%20apart%20from%20missing%20them%2C%20apart%20from%20the%20fact%20that%20the%20whole%20little%20world%20you've%20created%20together%20collapses%2C%20and%20that%20everything%20you%20see%20or%20do%20reminds%20you%20of%20them%2C%20the%20worst%20is%20the%20thought%20that%20they%20tried%20you%20out%20and%2C%20in%20the%20end%2C%20the%20whole%20sum%20of%20parts%20adds%20up%20to%20you%20got%20stamped%20REJECT%20by%20the%20one%20you%20love.%20How%20can%20you%20not%20be%20left%20with%20the%20personal%20confidence%20of%20a%20passed%20over%20British%20Rail%20sandwich%3F&a=Helen%20Fielding&c=Humor When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world yo... — Helen Fielding Helen Fielding quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kelley-armstrong-quote-meaning-12877 2026-04-15T19:12:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12877.png?q=If%20you%20say%20%E2%80%98we%E2%80%99re%20in%20this%20together%2C%E2%80%99%20I%E2%80%99m%20going%20to%20hurl.&a=Kelley%20Armstrong&c=Humor If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl. — Kelley Armstrong Kelley Armstrong quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/scott-adams-quote-meaning-12878 2026-04-15T19:12:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12878.png?q=Give%20a%20man%20a%20fish%2C%20and%20you'll%20feed%20him%20for%20a%20day.%20Teach%20a%20man%20to%20fish%2C%20and%20he'll%20buy%20a%20funny%20hat.%20Talk%20to%20a%20hungry%20man%20about%20fish%2C%20and%20you're%20a%20consultant.&a=Scott%20Adams&c=Humor Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Ta... — Scott Adams Scott Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steve-martin-quote-meaning-12879 2026-04-15T19:12:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12879.png?q=I%20believe%20in%20equality.%20Equality%20for%20everybody.%20No%20matter%20how%20stupid%20they%20are%20or%20how%20superior%20I%20am%20to%20them.&a=Steve%20Martin&c=Humor I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to... — Steve Martin Steve Martin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/charles-m-schulz-quote-meaning-12880 2026-04-15T19:12:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12880.png?q=I%20have%20a%20new%20philosophy.%20I'm%20only%20going%20to%20dread%20one%20day%20at%20a%20time.&a=Charles%20M.%20Schulz&c=Humor I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. — Charles M. Schulz Charles M. Schulz quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/knock-on-deaf-mans-door-forever-12881 2026-04-15T19:12:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12881.png?q=You%20can%20knock%20on%20a%20deaf%20man's%20door%20forever.&a=Nikos%20Kazantzakis&c=Humor You can knock on a deaf man's door forever. — Nikos Kazantzakis Nikos Kazantzakis quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/shannon-l-alder-quote-meaning-12882 2026-04-15T19:12:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12882.png?q=The%20more%20you%20talk%20about%20it%2C%20rehash%20it%2C%20rethink%20it%2C%20cross%20analyze%20it%2C%20debate%20it%2C%20respond%20to%20it%2C%20get%20paranoid%20about%20it%2C%20compete%20with%20it%2C%20complain%20about%20it%2C%20immortalize%20it%2C%20cry%20over%20it%2C%20kick%20it%2C%20defame%20it%2C%20stalk%20it%2C%20gossip%20about%20it%2C%20pray%20over%20it%2C%20put%20it%20down%20or%20dissect%20its%20motives%20it%20continues%20to%20rot%20in%20your%20brain.%20It%20is%20dead.%20It%20is%20over.%20It%20is%20gone.%20It%20is%20done.%20It%20is%20time%20to%20bury%20it%20because%20it%20is%20smelling%20up%20your%20life%20and%20no%20one%20wants%20to%20be%20near%20your%20rotted%20corpse%20of%20memories%20and%20decaying%20attitude.%20Be%20the%20funeral%20director%20of%20your%20life%20and%20bury%20that%20thing!&a=Shannon%20L.%20Alder&c=Humor The more you talk about it, rehash it, rethink it, cross analyze it, debate it, respond to it, get p... — Shannon L. Alder Shannon L. Alder quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ryan-mecum-quote-meaning-12883 2026-04-15T19:12:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12883.png?q=Blood%20is%20really%20warm%2C&a=Ryan%20Mecum&c=Humor Blood is really warm, — Ryan Mecum Ryan Mecum quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-12884 2026-04-15T19:12:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12884.png?q=You%20know%20how%20hard%20it%20is%20to%20feel%20like%20an%20extreme%20falcon-headed%20combat%20machine%20when%20somebody%20calls%20you%20%22chicken%20man%22%3F&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/douglas-adams-quote-meaning-12885 2026-04-15T19:12:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12885.png?q=It%20is%20worth%20repeating%20at%20this%20point%20the%20theories%20that%20Ford%20had%20come%20up%20with%2C%20on%20his%20first%20encounter%20with%20human%20beings%2C%20to%20account%20for%20their%20peculiar%20habit%20of%20continually%20stating%20and%20restating%20the%20very%20very%20obvious%2C%20as%20in%20%22It's%20a%20nice%20day%2C%22%20or%20%22You're%20very%20tall%2C%22%20or%20%22So%20this%20is%20it%2C%20we're%20going%20to%20die.&a=Douglas%20Adams&c=Humor It is worth repeating at this point the theories that Ford had come up with, on his first encounter ... — Douglas Adams Douglas Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-12886 2026-04-15T19:12:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12886.png?q=Gods%20don't%20like%20people%20not%20doing%20much%20work.%20People%20who%20aren't%20busy%20all%20the%20time%20might%20start%20to%20think.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think... — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cervantes-saavedra-quote-meaning-12887 2026-04-15T19:12:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12887.png?q=The%20reason%20for%20the%20unreason%20with%20which%20you%20treat%20my%20reason%20%2C%20so%20weakens%20my%20reason%20that%20with%20reason%20I%20complain%20of%20your%20beauty.&a=Cervantes%20Saavedra&c=Humor The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I... — Cervantes Saavedra Cervantes Saavedra quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/eoin-colfer-quote-meaning-12888 2026-04-15T19:12:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12888.png?q=Humm%20humm%20haaa.%20Rahmumm%20humm%20haaaa%2C%22%20intoned%20Opal%2C%20finishing%20her%20chant.%20%22Peace%20be%20inside%20me%2C%20tolerance%20all%20around%20me%2C%20forgiveness%20in%20my%20path.%20Now%2C%20Mervall%2C%20show%20me%20where%20the%20filthy%20human%20is%20so%20that%20I%20may%20feed%20him%20his%20organs.&a=Eoin%20Colfer&c=Humor Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, toleran... — Eoin Colfer Eoin Colfer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/eoin-colfer-quote-meaning-12889 2026-04-15T19:12:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12889.png?q=That%20was%20horrible.%20Horrible.%20That%20poor%20little%20guy.&a=Eoin%20Colfer&c=Humor That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy. — Eoin Colfer Eoin Colfer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jk-rowling-quote-meaning-12890 2026-04-15T19:12:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12890.png?q=This%20is%20your%20copy%20of&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor This is your copy of — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jeaniene-frost-quote-meaning-12891 2026-04-15T19:12:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12891.png?q=See%3F%E2%80%9D%20I%E2%80%99d%20whispered%20to%20Bones%2C%20nudging%20him%20with%20a%20grin.%20%E2%80%9CHe%20never%20argues%20with%20her.%20Isn%E2%80%99t%20that%20sweet%3F&a=Jeaniene%20Frost&c=Humor See?” I’d whispered to Bones, nudging him with a grin. “He never argues with her. Isn’t that sweet? — Jeaniene Frost Jeaniene Frost quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/if-you-cant-win-by-reason-12892 2026-04-15T19:12:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12892.png?q=If%20you%20can't%20win%20by%20reason%2C%20go%20for%20volume.&a=Bill%20Watterson&c=Humor If you can't win by reason, go for volume. — Bill Watterson Bill Watterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/david-levithan-quote-meaning-12893 2026-04-15T19:12:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12893.png?q=Because%20sometimes%20you%20just%20have%20to%20dance%20like%20a%20madman%20in%20the%20Self-Help%20section%20of%20your%20local%20bookstore.&a=David%20Levithan&c=Humor Because sometimes you just have to dance like a madman in the Self-Help section of your local bookst... — David Levithan David Levithan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/alex-gaskarth-quote-meaning-12894 2026-04-15T19:12:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12894.png?q=Life's%20greatest%20tragedy%20is%20not%20that%20it%20will%20someday%20end%2C%20but%20that%20most%20only%20live%20to%20follow%20directions%20and%20sometimes%20we%20end%20up%20totally%20lost.&a=Alex%20Gaskarth&c=Humor Life's greatest tragedy is not that it will someday end, but that most only live to follow direction... — Alex Gaskarth Alex Gaskarth quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/becca-fitzpatrick-quote-meaning-12895 2026-04-15T19:13:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12895.png?q=Don't%20blame%20me.%20Tell%20your%20mom%20to%20move%20closer.%20Tell%20her%20there's%20this%20new%20club%20called%20civilization%20and%20you%20guys%20should%20join.&a=Becca%20Fitzpatrick&c=Humor Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and... — Becca Fitzpatrick Becca Fitzpatrick quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/douglas-adams-quote-meaning-12896 2026-04-15T19:13:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12896.png?q=It%20comes%20from%20a%20very%20ancient%20democracy%2C%20you%20see...&a=Douglas%20Adams&c=Humor It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see... — Douglas Adams Douglas Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/neil-gaiman-quote-meaning-12897 2026-04-15T19:13:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12897.png?q=He%20couldn%E2%80%99t%20see%20why%20people%20made%20such%20a%20fuss%20about%20people%20eating%20their%20silly%20old%20fruit%20anyway%2C%20but%20life%20would%20be%20a%20lot%20less%20fun%20if%20they%20didn%E2%80%99t.%20And%20there%20was%20never%20an%20apple%2C%20in%20Adam%E2%80%99s%20opinion%2C%20that%20wasn%E2%80%99t%20worth%20the%20trouble%20you%20got%20into%20for%20eating%20it.&a=Neil%20Gaiman&c=Humor He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but li... — Neil Gaiman Neil Gaiman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-f-will-quote-meaning-12898 2026-04-15T19:13:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12898.png?q=The%20nice%20part%20about%20being%20a%20pessimist%20is%20that%20you%20are%20constantly%20being%20either%20proven%20right%20or%20pleasantly%20surprised.&a=George%20F.%20Will&c=Humor The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasa... — George F. Will George F. Will quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/husbands-as-lovers-in-betrayal-12899 2026-04-15T19:13:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12899.png?q=Husbands%20are%20chiefly%20good%20as%20lovers%20when%20they%20are%20betraying%20their%20wives.&a=Marilyn%20Monroe&c=Humor Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives. — Marilyn Monroe Marilyn Monroe quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-irving-quote-meaning-12900 2026-04-15T19:13:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12900.png?q=In%20this%20dirty%20minded%20world%2C%20you%20are%20either%20someone's%20wife%20or%20someone's%20whore.%20And%20if%20you're%20not%20either%20people%20think%20there%20is%20something%20wrong%20with%20you....but%20there%20is%20nothing%20wrong%20with%20me&a=John%20Irving&c=Humor In this dirty minded world, you are either someone's wife or someone's whore. And if you're not eith... — John Irving John Irving quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mike-royko-quote-meaning-12901 2026-04-15T19:13:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12901.png?q=Show%20me%20somebody%20who%20is%20always%20smiling%2C%20always%20cheerful%2C%20always%20optimistic%2C%20and%20I%20will%20show%20you%20somebody%20who%20hasn't%20the%20faintest%20idea%20what%20the%20heck%20is%20really%20going%20on.&a=Mike%20Royko&c=Humor Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you some... — Mike Royko Mike Royko quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/patton-quote-meaning-war-strategy-12902 2026-04-15T19:13:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12902.png?q=No%20dumb%20bastard%20ever%20won%20a%20war%20by%20going%20out%20and%20dying%20for%20his%20country.%20He%20won%20it%20by%20making%20some%20other%20dumb%20bastard%20die%20for%20his%20country.&a=George%20S.%20Patton%20Jr.&c=Humor No dumb bastard ever won a war by going out and dying for his country. He won it by making some othe... — George S. Patton Jr. George S. Patton Jr. quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/julie-kagawa-quote-meaning-12903 2026-04-15T19:13:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12903.png?q=Geez%2C%20you%20guys.%20I%20know%20I'm%20popular%20and%20all%2C%20but%20seriously%2C%20you're%20a%20bit%20too%20co-dependent%20for%20me.%20I'm%20going%20to%20need%20you%20to%20step%20away%20from%20my%20personal%20bubble.%22%20A%20wispy%20vine-woman%20curled%20ivy%20tendrils%20around%20his%20arm%2C%20and%20he%20sliced%20through%20them%20with%20his%20dagger.%20%22No!%20Bad%20Wraith!%20No%20touchie!&a=Julie%20Kagawa&c=Humor Geez, you guys. I know I'm popular and all, but seriously, you're a bit too co-dependent for me. I'm... — Julie Kagawa Julie Kagawa quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/commonplace-wish-remarkable-quote-meaning-12904 2026-04-15T19:13:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12904.png?q=Nothing%20is%20so%20common-place%20as%20to%20wish%20to%20be%20remarkable.&a=Oliver%20Wendell%20Holmes%20Sr.&c=Humor Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable. — Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr. Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr. quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/scott-adams-quote-meaning-12905 2026-04-15T19:13:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12905.png?q=Dance%20like%20it%20hurts.%20Love%20like%20you%20need%20money.%20Work%20when%20people%20are%20watching.%20--%20Dogbert's%20Motto&a=Scott%20Adams&c=Humor Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto — Scott Adams Scott Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/playing-with-fire-quote-meaning-12906 2026-04-15T19:13:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12906.png?q=Playing%20with%20fire%20Kitten%3F&a=Jeaniene%20Frost&c=Humor Playing with fire Kitten? — Jeaniene Frost Jeaniene Frost quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bill-hicks-quote-meaning-12907 2026-04-15T19:13:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12907.png?q=Go%20back%20to%20bed%2C%20America.%20Your%20government%20has%20figured%20out%20how%20it%20all%20transpired.%20Go%20back%20to%20bed%2C%20America.%20Your%20government%20is%20in%20control%20again.%20Here.%20Here's%20American%20Gladiators.%20Watch%20this%2C%20shut%20up.%20Go%20back%20to%20bed%2C%20America.%20Here%20is%20American%20Gladiators.%20Here%20is%2056%20channels%20of%20it!%20Watch%20these%20pituitary%20retards%20bang%20their%20fucking%20skulls%20together%20and%20congratulate%20you%20on%20living%20in%20the%20land%20of%20freedom.%20Here%20you%20go%2C%20America!%20You%20are%20free%20to%20do%20what%20we%20tell%20you!%20You%20are%20free%20to%20do%20what%20we%20tell%20you!&a=Bill%20Hicks&c=Humor Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, Amer... — Bill Hicks Bill Hicks quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-sidekick-12908 2026-04-15T19:13:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12908.png?q=I%E2%80%99m%20nobody%E2%80%99s%20sidekick%2C%E2%80%9D%20Annabeth%20growled.%20%E2%80%9CAnd%2C%20Percy%2C%20his%20accent%20sounds%20familiar%20because%20he%20sounds%20like%20his%20mother.%20We%20killed%20her%20in%20New%20Jersey.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor I’m nobody’s sidekick,” Annabeth growled. “And, Percy, his accent sounds familiar because he sounds ... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-12909 2026-04-15T19:13:07.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12909.png?q=Did%20someone%20just%20call%20me%20the&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Did someone just call me the — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/margaret-atwood-quote-meaning-12910 2026-04-15T19:13:07.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12910.png?q=All%20you%20have%20to%20do%2C%20I%20tell%20myself%2C%20is%20keep%20your%20mouth%20shut%20and%20look%20stupid.%20It%20shouldn't%20be%20that%20hard.&a=Margaret%20Atwood&c=Humor All you have to do, I tell myself, is keep your mouth shut and look stupid. It shouldn't be that har... — Margaret Atwood Margaret Atwood quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/marissa-meyer-quote-meaning-12911 2026-04-15T19:13:07.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12911.png?q=Captain!%20To%20your%20left%20there%E2%80%99s%20a%20Lunar%20guard%20and%20on%20your%20right%20is%20a%20doctor%20who%E2%80%99s%20running%20tests%20on%20Lunars%20and%20I%E2%80%99m%20being%20held%20by%20one%20of%20Levana%E2%80%99s%20wolf%20hybrids%20and%20please%20be%20careful!&a=Marissa%20Meyer&c=Humor Captain! To your left there’s a Lunar guard and on your right is a doctor who’s running tests on Lun... — Marissa Meyer Marissa Meyer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/percy-nereid-charleston-harbor-quote-meaning-12912 2026-04-15T19:13:07.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12912.png?q=Percy%20says%20be%20talked%20to%20a%20Nereid%20in%20Charleston%20Harbor!&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Percy says be talked to a Nereid in Charleston Harbor! — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ed-lynskey-quote-meaning-12913 2026-04-15T19:13:08.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12913.png?q=She%20craved%20a%20tall%20glass%20of%20the%20fresh-squeezed%20lemonade%20from%20the%20pitcher%20she%E2%80%99d%20left%20chilling%20in%20the%20fridge.%20Two%20glasses%20served%20with%20a%20generous%20slice%20of%20pound%20cake%20with%20orange%20glaze%20icing%20sounded%20twice%20as%20nice.&a=Ed%20Lynskey&c=Humor She craved a tall glass of the fresh-squeezed lemonade from the pitcher she’d left chilling in the f... — Ed Lynskey Ed Lynskey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-caine-quote-meaning-12914 2026-04-15T19:13:08.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12914.png?q=The%20door%20banged%20open%2C%20and%20Eve%20rushed%20out%2C%20flushed%20and%20mussed%20and%20still%20buttoning%20her%20shirt.%20'It's%20not%20what%20you%20think%2C'%20she%20said.%20'It%20was%20just%E2%80%94oh%2C%20okay%2C%20whatever%2C%20it%20was%20exactly%20what%20you%20think.%20Now%2C&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor The door banged open, and Eve rushed out, flushed and mussed and still buttoning her shirt. 'It's no... — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ambrose-bierce-quote-meaning-12915 2026-04-15T19:13:08.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12915.png?q=Selfish%2C%20adj.%20Devoid%20of%20consideration%20for%20the%20selfishness%20of%20others.&a=Ambrose%20Bierce&c=Humor Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others. — Ambrose Bierce Ambrose Bierce quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bishop-witty-conversation-quote-meaning-12916 2026-04-15T19:13:08.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12916.png?q=Bishop%20was%20all%20done%20with%20the%20witty%20conversation.%20'Will%20you%20swear%3F'&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor Bishop was all done with the witty conversation. 'Will you swear?' — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/refusing-to-inherit-the-world-12917 2026-04-15T19:13:08.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12917.png?q=I%20wonder%20if%20you%20can%20refuse%20to%20inherit%20the%20world.&a=Bill%20Watterson&c=Humor I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. — Bill Watterson Bill Watterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-12918 2026-04-15T19:13:08.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12918.png?q=I%20still%20can't%20believe%2C%22%20Michael%20said%2C%20sotto%20voce%2C%20%22that%20you%20came%20to%20the%20Vampires'%20Masquerade%20Ball%20dressed%20as%20a%20vampire.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dr... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hl-mencken-quote-meaning-12919 2026-04-15T19:13:08.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12919.png?q=We%20must%20respect%20the%20other%20fellow's%20religion%2C%20but%20only%20in%20the%20sense%20and%20to%20the%20extent%20that%20we%20respect%20his%20theory%20that%20his%20wife%20is%20beautiful%20and%20his%20children%20smart.&a=H.L.%20Mencken&c=Humor We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect... — H.L. Mencken H.L. Mencken quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kettleburn-quote-life-lessons-12920 2026-04-15T19:13:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12920.png?q=Professor%20Kettleburn%2C%20our%20Care%20of%20Magical%20Creatures%20teacher%2C%20retired%20at%20the%20end%20of%20last%20year%20in%20order%20to%20enjoy%20more%20time%20with%20his%20remaining%20limbs.&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor Professor Kettleburn, our Care of Magical Creatures teacher, retired at the end of last year in orde... — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kristin-cashore-quote-meaning-12921 2026-04-15T19:13:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12921.png?q=Find%20something%20useful%20to%20do%20with%20your%20morning%2C'%20she%20thought%20to%20him%20as%20she%20neared%20her%20chambers.%20'Do%20something%20heroic%20in%20front%20of%20an%20audience.%20Knock%20a%20child%20into%20a%20river%20while%20no%20one's%20looking%20and%20then%20rescue%20him.&a=Kristin%20Cashore&c=Humor Find something useful to do with your morning,' she thought to him as she neared her chambers. 'Do s... — Kristin Cashore Kristin Cashore quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kami-garcia-quote-meaning-12922 2026-04-15T19:13:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12922.png?q=Well%3F%20Is%20it%20true%3F%20Did%20she%3F&a=Kami%20Garcia&c=Humor Well? Is it true? Did she? — Kami Garcia Kami Garcia quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/laurell-k-hamilton-quote-meaning-12923 2026-04-15T19:13:13.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12923.png?q=You%20can't%20save%20everybody.%20In%20fact%2C%20there%20are%20days%20when%20I%20think%20you%20can't%20save%20anyone.%20Each%20person%20has%20to%20save%20himself%20first%2C%20then%20you%20can%20move%20in%20and%20help.%20I%20have%20found%20this%20philosophy%20does%20not%20work%20during%20a%20gun%20battle%2C%20or%20a%20knife%20fight%20either.%20Outside%20of%20that%20it%20works%20just%20fine.&a=Laurell%20K.%20Hamilton&c=Humor You can't save everybody. In fact, there are days when I think you can't save anyone. Each person ha... — Laurell K. Hamilton Laurell K. Hamilton quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/roald-dahl-quote-meaning-12924 2026-04-15T19:13:13.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12924.png?q=If%20you%20are%20good%20life%20is%20good.&a=Roald%20Dahl&c=Humor If you are good life is good. — Roald Dahl Roald Dahl quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rainbow-rowell-quote-meaning-12925 2026-04-15T19:13:13.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12925.png?q=Don't%20bite%20his%20face%2C%20Eleanor%20told%20herself.%20It's%20disturbing%20and%20needy%20and%20never%20happens%20in%20situation%20comedies%20or%20movies%20that%20end%20with%20big%20kisses.&a=Rainbow%20Rowell&c=Humor Don't bite his face, Eleanor told herself. It's disturbing and needy and never happens in situation ... — Rainbow Rowell Rainbow Rowell quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dark-jar-tin-zoo-quote-meaning-12926 2026-04-15T19:13:13.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12926.png?q=If%20you%20have%20the%20woman%20you%20love%2C%20what%20more%20do%20you%20need%3F%20Well%2C%20besides%20an%20alibi%20for%20the%20time%20of%20her%20husband%E2%80%99s%20murder.&a=Dark%20Jar%20Tin%20Zoo&c=Humor If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her hu... — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Dark Jar Tin Zoo quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-12927 2026-04-15T19:13:13.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12927.png?q=I%20will%20call%20him%20Small%20Bob%2C%22%20said%20Bob.%20%22He%20is%20a%20good%20monster.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor I will call him Small Bob," said Bob. "He is a good monster. — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dave-barry-winter-sports-quote-meaning-12928 2026-04-15T19:13:13.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12928.png?q=The%20problem%20with%20winter%20sports%20is%20that%20--%20follow%20me%20closely%20here%20--%20they%20generally%20take%20place%20in%20winter.&a=Dave%20Barry&c=Humor The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in win... — Dave Barry Dave Barry quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-12929 2026-04-15T19:13:13.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12929.png?q=I%20think%20that%20men%20ought%20to%20treat%20women%20like%20something%20other%20than%20weaker%20men%20with%20breasts.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts. — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-carlin-quote-meaning-12930 2026-04-15T19:13:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12930.png?q=You%20show%20me%20a%20lazy%20prick%20who's%20lying%20in%20bed%20all%20day%2C%20watching%20TV%2C%20only%20occasionally%20getting%20up%20to%20piss%2C%20and%20I'll%20show%20you%20a%20guy%20who's%20not%20causing%20any%20trouble.&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to pi... — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/percy-was-getting-tired-of-water-12931 2026-04-15T19:13:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12931.png?q=Percy%20was%20getting%20tired%20of%20water.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Percy was getting tired of water. — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/trenton-lee-stewart-quote-meaning-12932 2026-04-15T19:13:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12932.png?q=Rules%20and%20school%20are%20tools%20for%20fools!%20I%20don't%20give%20two%20mules%20for%20rules.&a=Trenton%20Lee%20Stewart&c=Humor Rules and school are tools for fools! I don't give two mules for rules. — Trenton Lee Stewart Trenton Lee Stewart quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mike-nodded-sombre-nod-meaning-12933 2026-04-15T19:13:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12933.png?q=Mike%20nodded.%20A%20sombre%20nod.%20The%20nod%20Napoleon%20might%20have%20given%20if%20somebody%20had%20met%20him%20in%201812%20and%20said%2C%20%22So%2C%20you're%20back%20from%20Moscow%2C%20eh%3F&a=P.G.%20Wodehouse&c=Humor Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and sai... — P.G. Wodehouse P.G. Wodehouse quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/w-somerset-maugham-quote-meaning-12934 2026-04-15T19:13:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12934.png?q=It%20is%20one%20of%20the%20defects%20of%20my%20character%20that%20I%20cannot%20altogether%20dislike%20anyone%20who%20makes%20me%20laugh.&a=W.%20Somerset%20Maugham&c=Humor It is one of the defects of my character that I cannot altogether dislike anyone who makes me laugh. — W. Somerset Maugham W. Somerset Maugham quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ellen-degeneres-procrastination-quote-meaning-12935 2026-04-15T19:13:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12935.png?q=Procrastination%20is%20not%20the%20problem.%20It%20is%20the%20solution.%20It%20is%20the%20universe's%20way%20of%20saying%20stop%2C%20slow%20down%2C%20you%20move%20too%20fast.%20Listen%20to%20the%20music.%20Whoa%20whoa%2C%20listen%20to%20the%20music.%20Because%20music%20makes%20the%20people%20come%20together%2C%20it%20makes%20the%20bourgeois%20and%20the%20rebel.%20So%20come%20on%20people%20now%2C%20smile%20on%20your%20brother%2C%20everybody%20try%20to%20love%20one%20another.%20Because%20what%20the%20world%20needs%20now%20is%20love%2C%20sweet%20love.%20And%20I%20know%20that%20love%20is%20a%20battlefield%2C%20but%20boogie%20on%20reggae%20woman%20because%20you're%20gonna%20make%20it%20after%20all.%20So%20celebrate%20good%20times%2C%20come%20on.%20I've%20gotta%20stop%20I've%20gotta%20come%20to%20my%20senses%2C%20I've%20been%20out%20riding%20fences%20for%20so%20long...%20oops%20I%20did%20it%20again...%20um...%20What%20I'm%20trying%20to%20say%20is%2C%20if%20you%20leave%20tonight%20and%20you%20don't%20remember%20anything%20else%20that%20I've%20said%2C%20leave%20here%20and%20remember%20this%3A%20Procrastinate%20now%2C%20don't%20put%20it%20off.&a=Ellen%20DeGeneres&c=Humor Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. It is the universe's way of saying stop, slo... — Ellen DeGeneres Ellen DeGeneres quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/shel-silverstein-quote-meaning-12936 2026-04-15T19:13:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12936.png?q=True%20story&a=Shel%20Silverstein&c=Humor True story — Shel Silverstein Shel Silverstein quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/demetri-martin-quote-meaning-12937 2026-04-15T19:13:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12937.png?q=I%20like%20video%20games%2C%20but%20they're%20really%20violent.%20I'd%20like%20to%20play%20a%20video%20game%20where%20you%20help%20the%20people%20who%20were%20shot%20in%20all%20the%20other%20games.%20It'd%20be%20called%20'Really%20Busy%20Hospital.&a=Demetri%20Martin&c=Humor I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the peo... — Demetri Martin Demetri Martin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/darynda-jones-quote-meaning-12938 2026-04-15T19:13:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12938.png?q=After%20a%20long%20pause%20in%20which%20he%20took%20the%20time%20to%20blink%20several%20times%2C%20he%20asked%2C%20%22You%20named%20your%20breasts%3F&a=Darynda%20Jones&c=Humor After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breas... — Darynda Jones Darynda Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-12939 2026-04-15T19:13:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12939.png?q=You%20know%20how%20confusing%20the%20whole%20good-evil%20concept%20is%20for%20me.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me. — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/philip-k-dick-quote-meaning-12940 2026-04-15T19:13:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12940.png?q=This%20is%20a%20mournful%20discovery.&a=Philip%20K.%20Dick&c=Humor This is a mournful discovery. — Philip K. Dick Philip K. Dick quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/eb-white-quote-meaning-gullible-12941 2026-04-15T19:13:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12941.png?q=Trust%20me%2C%20Wilbur.%20People%20are%20very%20gullible.%20They'll%20believe%20anything%20they%20see%20in%20print.&a=E.B.%20White&c=Humor Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print. — E.B. White E.B. White quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/percy-annabeth-quote-meaning-12942 2026-04-15T19:13:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12942.png?q=Percy%3F%22%20Annabeth%20gripped%20his%20arm.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Percy?" Annabeth gripped his arm. — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/scott-dikkers-quote-meaning-12943 2026-04-15T19:13:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12943.png?q=A%20true%20friend%20is%20a%20gift%20from%20God.%20Since%20God%20doesn't%20exist%2C%20guess%20what%3F%20Neither%20do%20true%20friends.&a=Scott%20Dikkers&c=Humor A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends. — Scott Dikkers Scott Dikkers quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/j-r-ward-quote-meaning-12944 2026-04-15T19:13:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12944.png?q=Ride%3F%22%20Rhage%20snorted.%20%22Please.%20That%20thing%20is%20a%20sewing%20machine%20with%20an%20air%20dam%20taped%20to%20it.%20My%20GTO%20could%20dust%20the%20fucker%20in%20fourth%20gear%20from%20a%20dead%20stop.&a=J.R.%20Ward&c=Humor Ride?" Rhage snorted. "Please. That thing is a sewing machine with an air dam taped to it. My GTO co... — J.R. Ward J.R. Ward quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-12945 2026-04-15T19:13:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12945.png?q=In%20the%20action%20business%2C%20when%20you%20don't%20want%20to%20say%20you%20ran%20like%20a%20mouse%2C%20you%20call%20it%20'taking%20cover.'%20It's%20more%20heroic.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.'... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/simone-elkeles-quote-meaning-12946 2026-04-15T19:13:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12946.png?q=Hey%2C%20Carlos%2C%22%20the%20Professor%20says%20when%20he%20walks%20in.%20%22How%20was%20REACH%3F&a=Simone%20Elkeles&c=Humor Hey, Carlos," the Professor says when he walks in. "How was REACH? — Simone Elkeles Simone Elkeles quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/everything-here-is-edible-quote-meaning-12947 2026-04-15T19:13:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12947.png?q=Everything%20here%20is%20edible%3B%20even%20I'm%20edible.%20But%20that%2C%20dear%20children%2C%20is%20cannibalism%2C%20and%20is%20in%20fact%20frowned%20upon%20in%20most%20societies.&a=Johnny%20Depp&c=Humor Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact ... — Johnny Depp Johnny Depp quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-12948 2026-04-15T19:13:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12948.png?q=I%20need%20to%20know%20you%20believe%20me%20when%20I%20say%20I%20love%20you.%20That%20is%20all.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor I need to know you believe me when I say I love you. That is all. — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-hawkins-quote-meaning-12949 2026-04-15T19:13:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12949.png?q=Must%20be%20weird%20for%20you%2C%20having%20your%20mom%20here.&a=Rachel%20Hawkins&c=Humor Must be weird for you, having your mom here. — Rachel Hawkins Rachel Hawkins quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/maggie-stiefvater-quote-meaning-12950 2026-04-15T19:13:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12950.png?q=Did%20you%20get%20notes%20for%20me%3F&a=Maggie%20Stiefvater&c=Humor Did you get notes for me? — Maggie Stiefvater Maggie Stiefvater quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jk-rowling-quote-meaning-phoenix-12951 2026-04-15T19:13:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12951.png?q=I%20was%20supposed%20to%20be%20waiting%20up%20here%20when%20you%20got%20back%2C%20only%20your%20Phoenix%20lot%20got%20in%20the%20way...&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way... — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sara-shepard-quote-meaning-12952 2026-04-15T19:13:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12952.png?q=No%20one%20believes%20a%20liar.%20Even%20when%20she's%20telling%20the%20truth.&a=Sara%20Shepard&c=Humor No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth. — Sara Shepard Sara Shepard quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/thackeray-quote-meaning-happiness-12953 2026-04-15T19:13:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12953.png?q=Which%20of%20us%20is%20happy%20in%20this%20world%3F%20Which%20of%20us%20has%20his%20desire%3F%20or%2C%20having%20it%2C%20is%20satisfied%3F&a=William%20Makepeace%20Thackeray&c=Humor Which of us is happy in this world? Which of us has his desire? or, having it, is satisfied? — William Makepeace Thackeray William Makepeace Thackeray quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/think-twice-or-jump-first-osh-12954 2026-04-15T19:13:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12954.png?q=They%20say%3A%20Think%20twice%20before%20you%20jump.%20I%20say%3A%20Jump%20first%20and%20then%20think%20as%20much%20as%20you%20want!&a=Osho&c=Humor They say: Think twice before you jump. I say: Jump first and then think as much as you want! — Osho Osho quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/claire-did-i-invite-you-12955 2026-04-15T19:13:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12955.png?q=Claire%2C%20did%20I%20invite%20you%20to%20my%20barbeque%3F%22%20Massie%20asked%2C%20her%20neck%20tilting%20to%20the%20right%20and%20her%20arms%20tightly%20crossed.&a=Lisi%20Harrison&c=Humor Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms t... — Lisi Harrison Lisi Harrison quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/nick-cave-quote-meaning-12956 2026-04-15T19:13:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12956.png?q=I%E2%80%99m%20forever%20near%20a%20stereo%20saying%2C%20%E2%80%98What%20the%20fuck%20is%20this%20garbage%3F%E2%80%99%20And%20the%20answer%20is%20always%20the%20Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers.&a=Nick%20Cave&c=Humor I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red ... — Nick Cave Nick Cave quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/daphne-du-maurier-quote-meaning-12957 2026-04-15T19:13:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12957.png?q=Either%20you%20go%20to%20America%20with%20Mrs.%20Van%20Hopper%20or%20you%20come%20home%20to%20Manderley%20with%20me.&a=Daphne%20du%20Maurier&c=Humor Either you go to America with Mrs. Van Hopper or you come home to Manderley with me. — Daphne du Maurier Daphne du Maurier quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jane-austen-quote-meaning-12958 2026-04-15T19:13:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12958.png?q=It%20is%20happy%20for%20you%20that%20you%20possess%20the%20talent%20of%20flattering%20with%20delicacy.%20May%20I%20ask%20whether%20these%20pleasing%20attentions%20proceed%20from%20the%20impulse%20of%20the%20moment%2C%20or%20are%20they%20the%20result%20of%20previous%20study%3F&a=Jane%20Austen&c=Humor It is happy for you that you possess the talent of flattering with delicacy. May I ask whether these... — Jane Austen Jane Austen quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/good-girls-go-to-heaven-quote-meaning-12959 2026-04-15T19:13:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12959.png?q=good%20girls%20go%20to%20heaven%20and%20bad%20girls%20go%20everywhere&a=Helen%20Gurley%20Brown&c=Humor good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere — Helen Gurley Brown Helen Gurley Brown quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richelle-mead-quote-meaning-12960 2026-04-15T19:13:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12960.png?q=Ah%2C%20well%2C%CA%BA%20said%20Abe%2C%20idly%20studying%20his%20fingertips.%20%CA%BAI%20have%20it%20on%20good%20authority%20there%CA%B9s%20going%20to%20be%20a%20new%20%E2%80%98gate%CA%B9%20opening%20up%20soon%20over%20on%20the%20south%20side%20of%20the%20wall.&a=Richelle%20Mead&c=Humor Ah, well,ʺ said Abe, idly studying his fingertips. ʺI have it on good authority thereʹs going to be ... — Richelle Mead Richelle Mead quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-12961 2026-04-15T19:13:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12961.png?q=Ack!%22%20I%20said.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor Ack!" I said. — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-morrison-quote-meaning-12962 2026-04-15T19:13:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12962.png?q=Actually%20I%20don't%20remember%20being%20born%2C%20it%20must%20have%20happened%20during%20one%20of%20my%20black%20outs.&a=Jim%20Morrison&c=Humor Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs. — Jim Morrison Jim Morrison quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/darynda-jones-sarcasm-font-quote-meaning-12963 2026-04-15T19:13:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12963.png?q=There%20is%20a%20great%20need%20for%20a%20sarcasm%20font.&a=Darynda%20Jones&c=Humor There is a great need for a sarcasm font. — Darynda Jones Darynda Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/glaring-at-the-doctor-quote-meaning-12964 2026-04-15T19:13:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12964.png?q=Glaring%20at%20the%20doctor%2C%20Kev%20spoke%20in%20Romany.&a=Lisa%20Kleypas&c=Humor Glaring at the doctor, Kev spoke in Romany. — Lisa Kleypas Lisa Kleypas quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jeaniene-frost-quote-meaning-12965 2026-04-15T19:13:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12965.png?q=Bones%20has%20always%20been%20smart%2C%22%20I%20muttered.%20%22His%20intelligence%20was%20just%20camouflaged%20under%20a%20mountain%20of%20p**sy.&a=Jeaniene%20Frost&c=Humor Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of... — Jeaniene Frost Jeaniene Frost quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/narcissus-quote-meaning-life-lesson-12966 2026-04-15T19:13:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12966.png?q=Stop!%22%20Narcissus%20got%20to%20his%20feet.%20%22This%20is%20not%20right!%20This%20person%20is%20obviously%20not%20awesome%2C%20so%20he%20must%20be...%22%20He%20struggled%20for%20the%20right%20words.%20It%20had%20probably%20been%20a%20long%20time%20since%20he'd%20talked%20about%20anything%20other%20than%20himself.%20%22He%20must%20be%20tricking%20us.&a=rick%20riordan&c=Humor Stop!" Narcissus got to his feet. "This is not right! This person is obviously not awesome, so he mu... — rick riordan rick riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-twain-quote-meaning-12967 2026-04-15T19:13:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12967.png?q=When%20red-headed%20people%20are%20above%20a%20certain%20social%20grade%20their%20hair%20is%20auburn.&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn. — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-12968 2026-04-15T19:13:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12968.png?q=Right%2C%22%20Sadie%20said.%20%22And%20Set%20will%20just%20stand%20there%20calmly%20while%20I%20read%20him%20to%20death.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death. — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-12969 2026-04-15T19:13:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12969.png?q=She%20wondered%20if%20it%20was%20her%20stupid%20mother%2C%20the%20goddess%20of%20love%2C%20messing%20with%20her%20thoughts.%20If%20Piper%20started%20getting%20urges%20to%20read%20fashion%20magazines%2C%20she%20was%20going%20to%20have%20to%20find%20Aphrodite%20and%20smack%20her.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper s... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-twain-quote-meaning-freedom-12970 2026-04-15T19:13:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12970.png?q=It%20is%20by%20the%20goodness%20of%20god%20that%20in%20our%20country%20we%20have%20those%203%20unspeakably%20precious%20things%3A%20freedom%20of%20speech%2C%20freedom%20of%20conscience%2C%20and%20the%20prudence%20never%20to%20practice%20either%20of%20them.&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedo... — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/carl-sagan-quote-meaning-12971 2026-04-15T19:13:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12971.png?q=It's%20a%20lazy%20Saturday%20afternoon%2C%20there's%20a%20couple%20lying%20naked%20in%20bed%20reading%20Encyclopediea%20Brittannica%20to%20each%20other%2C%20and%20arguing%20about%20whether%20the%20Andromeda%20Galaxy%20is%20more%20'numinous'%20than%20the%20Ressurection.%20Do%20they%20know%20how%20to%20have%20a%20good%20time%2C%20or%20don't%20they%3F&a=Carl%20Sagan&c=Humor It's a lazy Saturday afternoon, there's a couple lying naked in bed reading Encyclopediea Brittannic... — Carl Sagan Carl Sagan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/chelsea-handler-quote-meaning-12972 2026-04-15T19:13:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12972.png?q=Obviously%2C%20if%20I%20was%20serious%20about%20having%20a%20relationship%20with%20someone%20long-term%2C%20the%20last%20people%20I%20would%20introduce%20him%20to%20would%20be%20my%20family.&a=Chelsea%20Handler&c=Humor Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I wo... — Chelsea Handler Chelsea Handler quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/morrissey-quote-meaning-disappointment-12973 2026-04-15T19:13:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12973.png?q=Disappointment%20came%20to%20me%2C&a=Morrissey&c=Humor Disappointment came to me, — Morrissey Morrissey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-anime-quote-meaning-12974 2026-04-15T19:13:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12974.png?q=Rule%20number%20one%20of%20anime%2C%22%20Simon%20said.%20He%20sat%20propped%20up%20against%20a%20pile%20of%20pillows%20at%20the%20foot%20of%20his%20bed%2C%20a%20bag%20of%20potato%20chips%20in%20one%20hand%20and%20the%20TV%20remote%20in%20the%20other.%20He%20was%20wearing%20a%20black%20T-shirt%20that%20said%20I%20BLOGGED%20YOUR%20MOM%20and%20a%20pair%20of%20jeans%20that%20were%20ripped%20in%20one%20knee.%20%22Never%20screw%20with%20a%20blind%20monk.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Rule number one of anime," Simon said. He sat propped up against a pile of pillows at the foot of hi... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/vampire-room-quote-meaning-12975 2026-04-15T19:13:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12975.png?q=I%20don't%20know%20what%20I%20was%20expecting%20a%20vampire's%20room%20to%20look%20like.%20Maybe%20lots%20of%20black%2C%20a%20bunch%20of%20books%20by%20Camus...%20oh%2C%20and%20a%20sensitive%20portrait%20of%20the%20only%20human%20the%20vamp%20ever%20loved%2C%20who%20had%20no%20doubt%20died%20of%20something%20beautiful%20and%20tragic%2C%20thus%20dooming%20the%20vamp%20to%20an%20eternity%20of%20moping%20and%20sighing%20dramatically.&a=Rachel%20Hawkins&c=Humor I don't know what I was expecting a vampire's room to look like. Maybe lots of black, a bunch of boo... — Rachel Hawkins Rachel Hawkins quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jennifer-l-armentrout-quote-meaning-12976 2026-04-15T19:13:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12976.png?q=Because%20this%20absolutely%20insane%20-%20the%20craziest%20thing%20I'd%20ever%20done.%20Worse%20than%20giving%20a%20one-star%20review%2C%20scarier%20than%20asking%20for%20an%20interview%20with%20an%20author%20I'd%20give%20my%20firstborn%20to%20eat%20lunch%20with%2C%20more%20stupid%20than%20kissing%20Daemon.&a=Jennifer%20L.%20Armentrout&c=Humor Because this absolutely insane - the craziest thing I'd ever done. Worse than giving a one-star revi... — Jennifer L. Armentrout Jennifer L. Armentrout quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/veronica-roth-quote-meaning-12977 2026-04-15T19:13:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12977.png?q=Lynn%2C%20she%20saved%20half%20our%20faction%20from&a=Veronica%20Roth&c=Humor Lynn, she saved half our faction from — Veronica Roth Veronica Roth quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cora-carmack-quote-meaning-12978 2026-04-15T19:13:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12978.png?q=It%20wasn%E2%80%99t%20until%20I%E2%80%99d%20walked%20halfway%20across%20the%20parking%20lot%20that%20I%20realized%3A%201.%20I%20wasn%E2%80%99t%20wearing%20shoes.&a=Cora%20Carmack&c=Humor It wasn’t until I’d walked halfway across the parking lot that I realized: 1. I wasn’t wearing shoes... — Cora Carmack Cora Carmack quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ally-carter-quote-meaning-12979 2026-04-15T19:13:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12979.png?q=You%20don't%20need%20a%20search%20warrant%20to%20go%20through%20someone's%20trash.%20Seriously.%20Once%20it%20hits%20the%20curb%20it%20is%20totally%20fair%20game-you%20an%20look%20it%20up.&a=Ally%20Carter&c=Humor You don't need a search warrant to go through someone's trash. Seriously. Once it hits the curb it i... — Ally Carter Ally Carter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/meg-cabot-quote-meaning-12980 2026-04-15T19:13:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12980.png?q=Well%2C'%20I%20said.%20'I%20could%20strip%20off%20my%20clothes%20and%20reveal%20to%20you%20that%20under%20my%20jeans%20and%20sweatshirt%20I'm%20actually%20wearing%20a%20tank%20top%20and%20short-shorts%2C%20much%20like%20Lara%20Croft%20from&a=Meg%20Cabot&c=Humor Well,' I said. 'I could strip off my clothes and reveal to you that under my jeans and sweatshirt I'... — Meg Cabot Meg Cabot quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sherrilyn-kenyon-quote-meaning-12981 2026-04-15T19:13:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12981.png?q=Dev-%22Come%20in%20peace%20or%20leave%20in%20pieces&a=Sherrilyn%20Kenyon&c=Humor Dev-"Come in peace or leave in pieces — Sherrilyn Kenyon Sherrilyn Kenyon quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/martha-wells-quote-meaning-12982 2026-04-15T19:13:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12982.png?q=I%20could%20have%20become%20a%20mass%20murderer%20after%20I%20hacked%20my%20governor%20module%2C%20but%20then%20I%20realized%20I%20could%20access%20the%20combined%20feed%20of%20entertainment%20channels%20carried%20on%20the%20company%20satellites.%20It%20had%20been%20well%20over%2035%2C000%20hours%20or%20so%20since%20then%2C%20with%20still%20not%20much%20murdering%2C%20but%20probably%2C%20I%20don't%20know%2C%20a%20little%20under%2035%2C000%20hours%20of%20movies%2C%20serials%2C%20books%2C%20plays%2C%20and%20music%20consumed.%20As%20a%20heartless%20killing%20machine%2C%20I%20was%20a%20terrible%20failure.&a=Martha%20Wells&c=Humor I could have become a mass murderer after I hacked my governor module, but then I realized I could a... — Martha Wells Martha Wells quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/barney-stinson-quote-meaning-12983 2026-04-15T19:13:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12983.png?q=When%20I%20get%20sad%2C%20I%20stop%20being%20sad%20and%20be%20awesome%20instead.&a=Barney%20Stinson&c=Humor When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. — Barney Stinson Barney Stinson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jack-chopped-down-last-beanstalk-quote-meaning-12984 2026-04-15T19:13:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12984.png?q=And%20then%20Jack%20chopped%20down%20what%20was%20the%20world's%20last%20beanstalk%2C%20adding%20murder%20and%20ecological%20terrorism%20to%20the%20theft%2C%20enticement%2C%20and%20trespass%20charges%20already%20mentioned%2C%20and%20all%20the%20giant's%20children%20didn't%20have%20a%20daddy%20anymore.%20But%20he%20got%20away%20with%20it%20and%20lived%20happily%20ever%20after%2C%20without%20so%20much%20as%20a%20guilty%20twinge%20about%20what%20he%20had%20done...which%20proves%20that%20you%20can%20be%20excused%20for%20just%20about%20anything%20if%20you%20are%20a%20hero%2C%20because%20no%20one%20asks%20inconvenient%20questions.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrori... — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gayle-forman-quote-meaning-12985 2026-04-15T19:13:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12985.png?q=It's%20my%20turn%20to%20see%20you%20through%2C'%20she%20whispers%2C%20coming%20back%20to%20me%20and%20wrapping%20me%20in%20her%20blanket%20as%20I%20lose%20my%20shit%20all%20over%20again.%20She%20holds%20me%20until%20I%20recover%20my%20Y%20chromosome.&a=Gayle%20Forman&c=Humor It's my turn to see you through,' she whispers, coming back to me and wrapping me in her blanket as ... — Gayle Forman Gayle Forman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/shelly-laurenston-quote-meaning-12986 2026-04-15T19:13:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12986.png?q=Sissy%20Mae%20Smith...stumbled%20into%20the%20room%20loaded%20down%20with%20even%20more%20bags.%20%22You%20pack%20like%20a%20woman%2C%22%20she%20snarled%20when%20she%20finally%20dropped%20the%20luggage%20to%20the%20floor.%20%22How%20can%20one%20man%20have%20so%20much%20conditioner%3F&a=Shelly%20Laurenston&c=Humor Sissy Mae Smith...stumbled into the room loaded down with even more bags. "You pack like a woman," s... — Shelly Laurenston Shelly Laurenston quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/this-is-a-good-place-ernest-hemingway-12987 2026-04-15T19:13:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12987.png?q=This%20is%20a%20good%20place%2C%22%20he%20said.&a=Ernest%20Hemingway&c=Humor This is a good place," he said. — Ernest Hemingway Ernest Hemingway quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/henry-ford-quote-meaning-12988 2026-04-15T19:13:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12988.png?q=Any%20customer%20can%20have%20a%20car%20painted%20any%20colour%20that%20he%20wants%20so%20long%20as%20it%20is%20black.&a=Henry%20Ford&c=Humor Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black. — Henry Ford Henry Ford quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/einstein-empty-stomach-political-adviser-12989 2026-04-15T19:13:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12989.png?q=An%20empty%20stomach%20is%20not%20a%20good%20political%20adviser.&a=Albert%20Einstein&c=Humor An empty stomach is not a good political adviser. — Albert Einstein Albert Einstein quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/oscar-wilde-quote-meaning-12990 2026-04-15T19:13:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12990.png?q=If%20you%20don't%20get%20everything%20you%20want%2C%20think%20of%20the%20things%20you%20don't%20get%20that%20you%20don't%20want.&a=Oscar%20Wilde&c=Humor If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want. — Oscar Wilde Oscar Wilde quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/margaret-thatcher-quote-meaning-12991 2026-04-15T19:13:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12991.png?q=I%20always%20cheer%20up%20immensely%20if%20an%20attack%20is%20particularly%20wounding%20because%20I%20think%2C%20well%2C%20if%20they%20attack%20one%20personally%2C%20it%20means%20they%20have%20not%20a%20single%20political%20argument%20left.&a=Margaret%20Thatcher&c=Humor I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they att... — Margaret Thatcher Margaret Thatcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/scott-lynch-quote-meaning-12992 2026-04-15T19:13:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12992.png?q=That's%20a%20sweet%20piece%2C%22%20said%20Jean%2C%20briefly%20forgetting%20to%20be%20aggravated.%20%22You%20didn't%20snatch%20that%20off%20a%20street.&a=Scott%20Lynch&c=Humor That's a sweet piece," said Jean, briefly forgetting to be aggravated. "You didn't snatch that off a... — Scott Lynch Scott Lynch quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/neil-gaiman-quote-meaning-12993 2026-04-15T19:13:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12993.png?q=Along%20with%20the%20standard%20computer%20warranty%20agreement%20which%20said%20that%20if%20the%20machine%201)%20didn't%20work%2C%202)%20didn't%20do%20what%20the%20expensive%20advertisements%20said%2C%203)%20electrocuted%20the%20immediate%20neighborhood%2C%204)%20and%20in%20fact%20failed%20entirely%20to%20be%20inside%20the%20expensive%20box%20when%20you%20opened%20it%2C%20this%20was%20expressly%2C%20absolutely%2C%20implicitly%20and%20in%20no%20event%20the%20fault%20or%20responsibility%20of%20the%20manufacturer%2C%20that%20the%20purchaser%20should%20consider%20himself%20lucky%20to%20be%20allowed%20to%20give%20his%20money%20to%20the%20manufacturer%2C%20and%20that%20any%20attempt%20to%20treat%20what%20had%20just%20been%20paid%20for%20as%20the%20purchaser's%20own%20property%20would%20result%20in%20the%20attentions%20of%20serious%20men%20with%20menacing%20briefcases%20and%20very%20thin%20watches.%20Crowley%20had%20been%20extremely%20impressed%20with%20the%20warranties%20offered%20by%20the%20computer%20industry%2C%20and%20had%20in%20fact%20sent%20a%20bundle%20Below%20to%20the%20department%20that%20drew%20up%20the%20Immortal%20Soul%20agreements%2C%20with%20a%20yellow%20memo%20form%20attached%20just%20saying%3A%20'Learn%2C%20guys...&a=Neil%20Gaiman&c=Humor Along with the standard computer warranty agreement which said that if the machine 1) didn't work, 2... — Neil Gaiman Neil Gaiman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/chelsea-handler-quote-meaning-12994 2026-04-15T19:13:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12994.png?q=Are%20you%20there%20vodka%3F%20It's%20me%2C%20Chelsea.%20Please%20get%20me%20out%20of%20jail%20and%20I%20promise%20I%20will%20never%20drink%20again.%20Drink%20and%20drive.%20I%20will%20never%20drink%20and%20drive%20again.%20I%20may%20even%20start%20my%20own%20group%20fashioned%20after%20MADD%2C%20Mothers%20Against%20Drunk%20Driving%2C%20but%20I'll%20call%20it%20AWLTDASH%2C%20Alcoholics%20Who%20Like%20to%20Drink%20and%20Stay%20Home.&a=Chelsea%20Handler&c=Humor Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink ag... — Chelsea Handler Chelsea Handler quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-12995 2026-04-15T19:13:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12995.png?q=Nobody%20calls%20me%20'blondie'%20and%20keeps%20their%20kneecaps.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Nobody calls me 'blondie' and keeps their kneecaps. — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/morrissey-quote-meaning-friendship-12996 2026-04-15T19:13:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12996.png?q=You're%20not%20right%20in%20the%20head%2C%20and%20nor%20am%20I%2C%20and%20this%20is%20why....this%20is%20why%20I%20like%20you.&a=Morrissey&c=Humor You're not right in the head, and nor am I, and this is why....this is why I like you. — Morrissey Morrissey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/laurie-halse-anderson-quote-meaning-12997 2026-04-15T19:13:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12997.png?q=If%20I%20ever%20form%20a%20clan%2C%20we'll%20be%20the%20anti-cheerleaders%20and%20walk%20under%20the%20bleacher%20forming%20mild%20acts%20of%20mayhem.&a=Laurie%20Halse%20Anderson&c=Humor If I ever form a clan, we'll be the anti-cheerleaders and walk under the bleacher forming mild acts ... — Laurie Halse Anderson Laurie Halse Anderson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/adam-response-noah-window-quote-meaning-12998 2026-04-15T19:13:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12998.png?q=Adam's%20response%20was%20buried%20in%20the%20sound%20of%20the%20first-story%20door%20falling%20open.%20Noah%20slouched%20in.%20In%20a%20wounded%20tone%2C%20he%20said%2C%20%22He%20threw%20me%20out%20the%20window!&a=Maggie%20Stiefvater&c=Humor Adam's response was buried in the sound of the first-story door falling open. Noah slouched in. In a... — Maggie Stiefvater Maggie Stiefvater quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-12999 2026-04-15T19:13:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/12999.png?q=He%20seemed%20only%20...%20annoyed.%20Annoyed%2C%20and%20sweaty%2C%20and%20hot.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor He seemed only ... annoyed. Annoyed, and sweaty, and hot. — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/coach-hedge-yelled-thar-she-blows-13000 2026-04-15T19:13:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13000.png?q=Coach%20Hedge%20yelled%2C%E2%80%9CThar%20she%20blows!%20Kansas%2C%20ahoy!&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Coach Hedge yelled,“Thar she blows! Kansas, ahoy! — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gena-showalter-quote-meaning-13001 2026-04-15T19:13:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13001.png?q=I%20tried%20to%20tell%20you.%20You%20said%20you%20didn't%20care%2C%20remember%3F&a=Gena%20Showalter&c=Humor I tried to tell you. You said you didn't care, remember? — Gena Showalter Gena Showalter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/noseless-handless-lannister-boys-meaning-13002 2026-04-15T19:13:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13002.png?q=Noseless%20and%20Handless%2C%20the%20Lannister%20Boys.&a=George%20R.R.%20Martin&c=Humor Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys. — George R.R. Martin George R.R. Martin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-13003 2026-04-15T19:13:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13003.png?q=Unless%20you%20stop%20him.%20Perhaps%20next%20we%20meet.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet. — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13004 2026-04-15T19:13:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13004.png?q=Charlotte%2C%20darling%2C%20Henry%20said%20to%20his%20wife%2C%20who%20was%20staring%20at%20im%20in%20gape-mouthed%20horror.%20Jassamine%2C%20beside%20her%2C%20was%20wided%20eyed.%20Sorry%20im%20late.%20You%20know%2C%20i%20think%20i%20might%20nearly%20have%20the%20sensor%20working-&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Charlotte, darling, Henry said to his wife, who was staring at im in gape-mouthed horror. Jassamine,... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/snape-interview-quote-meaning-13005 2026-04-15T19:13:28.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13005.png?q=She%20should've%20interviewed%20Snape%2C%22%20said%20Harry%20grimly.%20%22He'd%20give%20her%20the%20goods%20on%20me%20any%20day.&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor She should've interviewed Snape," said Harry grimly. "He'd give her the goods on me any day. — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/colleen-houck-quote-meaning-13006 2026-04-15T19:13:28.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13006.png?q=He%20looks%20like%20a%20runway%20model.%20How%20in%20the%20world%20am%20I%20going%20to%20be%20able%20to%20reject%20that%3F%20The%20world%20is%20so%20unfair.%20Seriously%2C%20it's%20like%20turning%20Brad%20Pitt%20down%20for%20a%20date.%20The%20girl%20who%20could%20actually%20do%20it%20should%20win%20an%20award%20for%20idiot%20of%20the%20century.&a=Colleen%20Houck&c=Humor He looks like a runway model. How in the world am I going to be able to reject that? The world is so... — Colleen Houck Colleen Houck quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dorothy-parker-quote-meaning-13007 2026-04-15T19:13:32.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13007.png?q=The%20best%20way%20to%20keep%20children%20at%20home%20is%20to%20make%20the%20home%20atmosphere%20pleasant%2C%20and%20let%20the%20air%20out%20of%20the%20tires.&a=Dorothy%20Parker&c=Humor The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out o... — Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-13008 2026-04-15T19:13:32.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13008.png?q=The%20man%20once%20wrote%3A&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor The man once wrote: — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-carlin-quote-meaning-13009 2026-04-15T19:13:32.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13009.png?q=It's%20never%20just%20a%20game%20when%20you're%20winning.&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor It's never just a game when you're winning. — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/marissa-meyer-quote-meaning-13010 2026-04-15T19:13:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13010.png?q=She%20sighed%2C%20annoyed%20at%20her%20restlessness.%20%E2%80%9CSo%2C%E2%80%9D%20she%20said%2C%20disrupting%20Wolf%20in%20another%20backward%20glance.&a=Marissa%20Meyer&c=Humor She sighed, annoyed at her restlessness. “So,” she said, disrupting Wolf in another backward glance. — Marissa Meyer Marissa Meyer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/michael-thomas-ford-quote-meaning-13011 2026-04-15T19:13:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13011.png?q=I%20didn't%20realize%20there%20was%20a%20ranking.%22%20I%20said.%20%22Sadie%20frowned.%20%22What%20do%20you%20mean%3F%22%20%22A%20ranking%2C%22%20I%20said.%20%22You%20know%2C%20what's%20crazier%20than%20what.%22%20%22Oh%2C%20sure%20there%20is%2C%22%20Sadie%20said.%20She%20sat%20back%20in%20her%20chair.%20%22First%20you%20have%20your%20generic%20depressives.%20They're%20a%20dime%20a%20dozen%20and%20usually%20pretty%20boring.%20Then%20you've%20got%20the%20bulimics%20and%20the%20anorexics.%20They're%20slightly%20more%20interesting%2C%20although%20usually%20they're%20just%20girls%20with%20nothing%20better%20to%20do.%20Then%20you%20start%20getting%20into%20the%20good%20stuff%3A%20the%20arsonists%2C%20the%20schizophrenics%2C%20the%20manic-depressives.%20You%20can%20never%20quite%20tell%20what%20those%20will%20do.%20And%20then%20you've%20got%20the%20junkies.%20They're%20completely%20tragic%2C%20because%20chances%20are%20they're%20just%20going%20to%20go%20right%20back%20on%20the%20stuff%20when%20they're%20out%20of%20here.%22%20%22So%20junkies%20are%20at%20the%20top%20of%20the%20crazy%20chain%2C%22%20I%20said.%20Sadie%20shook%20her%20head.%20%22Uh-uh%2C%22%20she%20said.%20%22Suicides%20are.%22%20I%20looked%20at%20her.%20%22Why%3F%22%20%22Anyone%20can%20be%20crazy%2C%22%20she%20answered.%20%22That's%20usually%20just%20because%20there's%20something%20screwed%20up%20in%20your%20wiring%2C%20you%20know%3F%20But%20suicide%20is%20a%20whole%20different%20thing.%20I%20mean%2C%20how%20much%20do%20you%20have%20to%20hate%20yourself%20to%20want%20to%20just%20wipe%20yourself%20out%3F&a=Michael%20Thomas%20Ford&c=Humor I didn't realize there was a ranking." I said. "Sadie frowned. "What do you mean?" "A ranking," I sa... — Michael Thomas Ford Michael Thomas Ford quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/clarence-darrow-quote-meaning-13012 2026-04-15T19:13:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13012.png?q=Every%20instinct%20that%20is%20found%20in%20any%20man%20is%20in%20all%20men.%20The%20strength%20of%20the%20emotion%20may%20not%20be%20so%20overpowering%2C%20the%20barriers%20against%20possession%20not%20so%20insurmountable%2C%20the%20urge%20to%20accomplish%20the%20desire%20less%20keen.%20With%20some%2C%20inhibitions%20and%20urges%20may%20be%20neutralized%20by%20other%20tendencies.%20But%20with%20every%20being%20the%20primal%20emotions%20are%20there.%20All%20men%20have%20an%20emotion%20to%20kill%3B%20when%20they%20strongly%20dislike%20some%20one%20they%20involuntarily%20wish%20he%20was%20dead.%20I%20have%20never%20killed%20any%20one%2C%20but%20I%20have%20read%20some%20obituary%20notices%20with%20great%20satisfaction.&a=Clarence%20Darrow&c=Humor Every instinct that is found in any man is in all men. The strength of the emotion may not be so ove... — Clarence Darrow Clarence Darrow quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/graham-parke-quote-meaning-13013 2026-04-15T19:13:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13013.png?q=I'm%20very%20polite%20by%20nature%2C%20even%20the%20voices%20in%20my%20head%20let%20each%20other%20finish%20their%20sentences.&a=Graham%20Parke&c=Humor I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences. — Graham Parke Graham Parke quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steven-wright-quote-meaning-13014 2026-04-15T19:13:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13014.png?q=When%20everything%20is%20coming%20your%20way%2C%20you're%20in%20the%20wrong%20lane.&a=Steven%20Wright&c=Humor When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. — Steven Wright Steven Wright quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jennifer-l-armentrout-quote-meaning-13015 2026-04-15T19:13:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13015.png?q=A%20few%20seconds%20after%20he%20stepped%20out%20into%20the%20hallway%20and%20closed%20the%20door%20behind%20him%2C%20there%20was%20a%20fleshly%20smack%20and%20then%20Andrew%20yelling%2C%20%E2%80%9COuch.%20What%20in%20the%20hell%20was%20that%20for%3F%E2%80%9D%20%E2%80%9CYour%20timing%20sucks%20on%20an%20epic%20level%2C%E2%80%9D%20Daemon%20shot%20back.&a=Jennifer%20L.%20Armentrout&c=Humor A few seconds after he stepped out into the hallway and closed the door behind him, there was a fles... — Jennifer L. Armentrout Jennifer L. Armentrout quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/a-whitney-brown-quote-meaning-13016 2026-04-15T19:13:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13016.png?q=I'm%20not%20a%20vegetarian%20because%20I%20love%20animals%2C%20I'm%20a%20vegetarian%20because%20I%20hate%20plants.&a=A.%20Whitney%20Brown&c=Humor I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. — A. Whitney Brown A. Whitney Brown quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steven-wright-quote-meaning-13017 2026-04-15T19:13:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13017.png?q=There%20is%20a%20fine%20line%20between%20fishing%20and%20just%20standing%20on%20the%20shore%20like%20an%20idiot.&a=Steven%20Wright&c=Humor There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. — Steven Wright Steven Wright quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/e-v-lucas-quote-meaning-13018 2026-04-15T19:13:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13018.png?q=I%20have%20noticed%20that%20the%20people%20who%20are%20late%20are%20often%20so%20much%20jollier%20than%20the%20people%20who%20have%20to%20wait%20for%20them.&a=E.%20V.%20Lucas&c=Humor I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wa... — E. V. Lucas E. V. Lucas quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/christopher-hitchens-quote-meaning-13019 2026-04-15T19:13:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13019.png?q=Thus%2C%20though%20I%20dislike%20to%20differ%20with%20such%20a%20great%20man%2C&a=Christopher%20Hitchens&c=Humor Thus, though I dislike to differ with such a great man, — Christopher Hitchens Christopher Hitchens quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/andy-weir-quote-meaning-13020 2026-04-15T19:13:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13020.png?q=Usually%20you%20not%20stupid.%20Why%20stupid%2C%20question%3F&a=Andy%20Weir&c=Humor Usually you not stupid. Why stupid, question? — Andy Weir Andy Weir quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-13021 2026-04-15T19:13:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13021.png?q=Regardless%20of%20what%20I%20think%20about%20Islam%20or%20Wicca%20or%20any%20other%20religion%2C%20the%20fact%20is%20that%20it's%20a%20group%20of%20people.%20Every%20faith%20has%20its%20ceremonies.%20And%20since%20it's%20made%20up%20of%20people%2C%20every%20faith%20also%20has%20its%20assholes.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor Regardless of what I think about Islam or Wicca or any other religion, the fact is that it's a group... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/high-school-society-quote-meaning-13022 2026-04-15T19:13:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13022.png?q=High%20School.%20Society%E2%80%99s%20bright%20idea%20to%20put%20all%20their%20aggressive%2C%20naive%20youth%20into%20one%20environment%20to%20torment%20and%20emotionally%20scar%20each%20other%20for%20life.&a=Chris%20Colfer&c=Humor High School. Society’s bright idea to put all their aggressive, naive youth into one environment to ... — Chris Colfer Chris Colfer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/felix-penguins-quote-meaning-13023 2026-04-15T19:13:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13023.png?q=Felix%20believed%20that%20the%20answer%20to%20every%20problem%20involved%20penguins%3B%20but%20it%20wasn't%20fair%20to%20birds%2C%20and%20I%20was%20getting%20tired%20of%20teleporting%20them%20back%20home.%20Somewhere%20in%20Antarctica%2C%20a%20whole%20flock%20of%20Magellanic%20penguins%20were%20undergoing%20psychotherapy.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and ... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ernest-cline-quote-meaning-13024 2026-04-15T19:13:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13024.png?q=You're%20probably%20wondering%20what's%20going%20to%20happen%20to%20you.%20That's%20easy.%20The%20same%20thing%20is%20going%20to%20happen%20to%20you%20that%20has%20happened%20to%20every%20other%20human%20being%20who%20has%20ever%20lived.%20You're%20going%20to%20die.%20We%20all%20die.%20That's%20just%20how%20it%20is.&a=Ernest%20Cline&c=Humor You're probably wondering what's going to happen to you. That's easy. The same thing is going to hap... — Ernest Cline Ernest Cline quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/pg-wodehouse-quote-meaning-13025 2026-04-15T19:13:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13025.png?q=I%20am%20not%20always%20good%20and%20noble.%20I%20am%20the%20hero%20of%20this%20story%2C%20but%20I%20have%20my%20off%20moments.&a=P.G.%20Wodehouse&c=Humor I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments. — P.G. Wodehouse P.G. Wodehouse quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/how-long-have-you-been-with-raphael-13026 2026-04-15T19:13:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13026.png?q=How%20long%20have%20you%20been%20with%20Raphael%3F&a=Nalini%20Singh&c=Humor How long have you been with Raphael? — Nalini Singh Nalini Singh quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/eoin-colfer-quote-meaning-13027 2026-04-15T19:13:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13027.png?q=A%20genius.%20A%20criminal%20mastermind.%20A%20millionaire.%20And%20he%20is%20only%20twelve%20years%20old.&a=Eoin%20Colfer&c=Humor A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old. — Eoin Colfer Eoin Colfer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jr-ward-quote-meaning-head-fuck-13028 2026-04-15T19:13:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13028.png?q=Gimme%20an%20S!%20A%20T!%20An%20O!%20A%20C!%20Followed%20by%20a%20K-H-O-L-M!%20What's%20it%20spell%3F%20HEAD%20FUCK.&a=J.R.%20Ward&c=Humor Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK. — J.R. Ward J.R. Ward quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-13029 2026-04-15T19:13:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13029.png?q=Holy%20mother!&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Holy mother! — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kristin-cashore-quote-meaning-13030 2026-04-15T19:13:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13030.png?q=Katsa%20and%20Po%20were%20trying%20to%20drown%20each%20other%20and%2C%20judging%20from%20their%20hoots%20of%20laughter%2C%20enjoying%20it%20immensely.&a=Kristin%20Cashore&c=Humor Katsa and Po were trying to drown each other and, judging from their hoots of laughter, enjoying it ... — Kristin Cashore Kristin Cashore quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richelle-mead-quote-meaning-13031 2026-04-15T19:13:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13031.png?q=I%20just%20rely%20on%20natural%20talent%2C%22%20said%20Adrian%2C%20strolling%20up%20to%20the%20start%20of%20the%20Dragon's%20Lair.%20%22When%20you%20have%20such%20a%20wealth%20of%20it%20to%20draw%20from%2C%20the%20danger%20comes%20from%20having%20too%20much.&a=Richelle%20Mead&c=Humor I just rely on natural talent," said Adrian, strolling up to the start of the Dragon's Lair. "When y... — Richelle Mead Richelle Mead quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jk-rowling-quote-meaning-humor-13032 2026-04-15T19:13:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13032.png?q=Wild!%22%20Ron%20said%2C%20twiddling%20the%20replay%20knob%20on%20the%20side.%20%22I%20can%20make%20that%20old%20bloke%20down%20there%20pick%20his%20nose%20again...%20and%20again...%20and%20again...&a=J.%20K.%20Rowling&c=Humor Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick h... — J. K. Rowling J. K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/j-k-rowling-quote-meaning-13033 2026-04-15T19:13:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13033.png?q=Even%20if%20I%20could%2C%20I%20wouldn't.%20Scars%20can%20come%20in%20handy.%20I%20have%20one%20myself%20above%20my%20left%20knee%20that%20is%20a%20perfect%20map%20of%20the%20London%20Underground.&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor Even if I could, I wouldn't. Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a... — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dark-jar-tin-zoo-quote-meaning-13034 2026-04-15T19:13:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13034.png?q=If%20I%20could%20bronze%20my%20love%2C%20it%E2%80%99d%20be%20worthy%20of%20a%20silver%20medal.&a=Dark%20Jar%20Tin%20Zoo&c=Humor If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Dark Jar Tin Zoo quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/boys-are-like-purses-meaning-13035 2026-04-15T19:13:39.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13035.png?q=Boys%20are%20like%20purses.%20You're%20always%20gonna%20have%20that%20one%20boy%20that%20you're%20always%20comfortable%20with%20and%20you%20know%20you'll%20always%20kind%20of%20like.%20That's%20your%20purse%20that%20you%20wear%20everywhere.%20Then%20you%20have%20that%20gorgeous%20bag%20that%20you%20want%20everyone%20to%20see%20you%20with%20but%20the%20gorgeous%20bag%20is%20usually%20an%20asshole%20or%20costs%20a%20lot%20of%20money.%20Then%20you%20have%20those%20other%20purses%20that%20you%20really%20like%20but%20you%20really%20don't%20want%20to%20be%20seen%20with&a=Lauren%20Conrad&c=Humor Boys are like purses. You're always gonna have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and ... — Lauren Conrad Lauren Conrad quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lemony-snicket-quote-meaning-13036 2026-04-15T19:13:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13036.png?q=There%20is%20nothing%20particularly%20wrong%20with%20salmon%2C%20of%20course%2C%20but%20like%20caramel%20candy%2C%20strawberry%20yogurt%2C%20or%20liquid%20carpet%20cleaner%2C%20if%20you%20eat%20too%20much%20of%20it%20you%20are%20not%20going%20to%20enjoy%20your%20meal.&a=Lemony%20Snicket&c=Humor There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogur... — Lemony Snicket Lemony Snicket quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sensitive-maggie-stiefvater-quote-meaning-13037 2026-04-15T19:13:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13037.png?q=Sensitive%2C%22%20I%20tried.&a=Maggie%20Stiefvater&c=Humor Sensitive," I tried. — Maggie Stiefvater Maggie Stiefvater quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephenie-meyer-quote-meaning-13038 2026-04-15T19:13:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13038.png?q=I%20am%20not%20really%20breaking%20any%20rules.%20Charlie%20said%20I%20could%20never%20take%20another%20step%20through%20the%20door%20again...%20I%20came%20in%20through%20the%20window...%20Still%2C%20the%20intent%20was%20clear%2C%22%20said%20Edward.&a=Stephenie%20Meyer&c=Humor I am not really breaking any rules. Charlie said I could never take another step through the door ag... — Stephenie Meyer Stephenie Meyer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/will-rogers-quote-meaning-13039 2026-04-15T19:13:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13039.png?q=Everything%20is%20funny%20as%20long%20as%20it%20is%20happening%20to%20somebody%20else.&a=Will%20Rogers&c=Humor Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. — Will Rogers Will Rogers quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/james-dashner-quote-meaning-13040 2026-04-15T19:13:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13040.png?q=What's%20going%20on%3F%22%20Newt%20asked%2C%20looking%20back%20and%20forth%20between%20Thomas%20and%20Aris.%20%22Why're%20you%20guys%20looking%20at%20each%20other%20like%20you%20just%20fell%20in%20love%3F&a=James%20Dashner&c=Humor What's going on?" Newt asked, looking back and forth between Thomas and Aris. "Why're you guys looki... — James Dashner James Dashner quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bill-watterson-quote-meaning-13041 2026-04-15T19:13:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13041.png?q=Hobbes%3A%20Jump!%20Jump!%20Jump!%20I%20win!&a=Bill%20Watterson&c=Humor Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! — Bill Watterson Bill Watterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/aa-milne-quote-meaning-life-lesson-13042 2026-04-15T19:13:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13042.png?q=No%20brain%20at%20all%2C%20some%20of%20them%20%5Bpeople%5D%2C%20only%20grey%20fluff%20that's%20blown%20into%20their%20heads%20by%20mistake%2C%20and%20they%20don't%20Think.&a=A.A.%20Milne&c=Humor No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, an... — A.A. Milne A.A. Milne quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/charlaine-harris-quote-meaning-13043 2026-04-15T19:13:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13043.png?q=Eric%20moved%20the%20broom%20experimentally%20and%20made%20an%20attempt%20to%20sweep%20the%20glass%20into%20the%20pan%20while%20it%20lay%20in%20the%20middle%20of%20the%20floor.%20Of%20course%2C%20the%20pan%20slid%20away.%20Eric%20scowled.&a=Charlaine%20Harris&c=Humor Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay... — Charlaine Harris Charlaine Harris quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kurt-vonnegut-jr-quote-meaning-13044 2026-04-15T19:13:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13044.png?q=Sometimes%20I%20think%20it%20is%20a%20great%20mistake%20to%20have%20matter%20that%20can%20think%20and%20feel.%20It%20complains%20so.%20By%20the%20same%20token%2C%20though%2C%20I%20suppose%20that%20boulders%20and%20mountains%20and%20moons%20could%20be%20accused%20of%20being%20a%20little%20too%20phlegmatic.&a=Kurt%20Vonnegut%20Jr.&c=Humor Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By ... — Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/neil-gaiman-quote-meaning-13045 2026-04-15T19:13:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13045.png?q=If%20you%20sit%20down%20and%20think%20about%20it&a=Neil%20Gaiman&c=Humor If you sit down and think about it — Neil Gaiman Neil Gaiman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/iris-murdoch-quote-meaning-13046 2026-04-15T19:13:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13046.png?q=Writing%20is%20like%20getting%20married.%20One%20should%20never%20commit%20oneself%20until%20one%20is%20amazed%20at%20one's%20luck.&a=Iris%20Murdoch&c=Humor Writing is like getting married. One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one's luck. — Iris Murdoch Iris Murdoch quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/pascal-quote-meaning-leisure-shorter-13047 2026-04-15T19:13:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13047.png?q=I%20made%20this%20%5Bletter%5D%20very%20long%2C%20because%20I%20did%20not%20have%20the%20leisure%20to%20make%20it%20shorter.&a=Blaise%20Pascal&c=Humor I made this [letter] very long, because I did not have the leisure to make it shorter. — Blaise Pascal Blaise Pascal quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/holmes-watson-camping-quote-meaning-13048 2026-04-15T19:13:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13048.png?q=Holmes%20and%20Watson%20are%20on%20a%20camping%20trip.%20In%20the%20middle%20of%20the%20night%20Holmes%20wakes%20up%20and%20gives%20Dr.%20Watson%20a%20nudge.%20%22Watson%22%20he%20says%2C%20%22look%20up%20in%20the%20sky%20and%20tell%20me%20what%20you%20see.&a=Thomas%20Cathcart%2C%20Daniel%20Klein&c=Humor Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Wa... — Thomas Cathcart, Daniel Klein Thomas Cathcart, Daniel Klein quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/neil-gaiman-quote-meaning-shyness-13049 2026-04-15T19:13:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13049.png?q=He%20was%20painfully%20shy%2C%20which%2C%20as%20is%20often%20the%20manner%20of%20the%20painfully%20shy%2C%20he%20overcompensated%20for%20by%20being%20too%20loud%20at%20the%20wrong%20times.&a=Neil%20Gaiman&c=Humor He was painfully shy, which, as is often the manner of the painfully shy, he overcompensated for by ... — Neil Gaiman Neil Gaiman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lord-byron-quote-meaning-13050 2026-04-15T19:13:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13050.png?q=I%20have%20a%20great%20mind%20to%20believe%20in%20Christianity%20for%20the%20mere%20pleasure%20of%20fancying%20I%20may%20be%20damned.&a=Lord%20Byron&c=Humor I have a great mind to believe in Christianity for the mere pleasure of fancying I may be damned. — Lord Byron Lord Byron quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dorothy-parker-quote-meaning-13051 2026-04-15T19:13:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13051.png?q=Men&a=Dorothy%20Parker&c=Humor Men — Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-manson-quote-meaning-13052 2026-04-15T19:13:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13052.png?q=In%20my%20life%2C%20I%20have%20given%20a%20fuck%20about%20many%20people%20and%20many%20things.%20I%20have%20also%20not%20given%20a%20fuck%20about%20many%20people%20and%20many%20things.%20And%20like%20the%20road%20not%20taken%2C%20it%20was%20the%20fucks%20not%20given%20that%20made%20all%20the%20difference.&a=Mark%20Manson&c=Humor In my life, I have given a fuck about many people and many things. I have also not given a fuck abou... — Mark Manson Mark Manson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-13053 2026-04-15T19:13:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13053.png?q=Da.%20This%20is%20going%20very%20well%20already.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor Da. This is going very well already. — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rita-mae-brown-quote-meaning-13054 2026-04-15T19:13:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13054.png?q=When%20God%20made%20man%20she%20was%20practicing.&a=Rita%20Mae%20Brown&c=Humor When God made man she was practicing. — Rita Mae Brown Rita Mae Brown quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ronald-reagan-quote-meaning-13055 2026-04-15T19:13:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13055.png?q=I've%20heard%20that%20hard%20work%20never%20killed%20anyone%2C%20but%20I%20say%20why%20take%20the%20chance%3F&a=Ronald%20Reagan&c=Humor I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance? — Ronald Reagan Ronald Reagan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/heinlein-quote-meaning-climate-weather-13056 2026-04-15T19:13:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13056.png?q=Climate%20is%20what%20you%20expect%2C%20weather%20is%20what%20you%20get.&a=Robert%20A.%20Heinlein&c=Humor Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get. — Robert A. Heinlein Robert A. Heinlein quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/derek-landy-quote-meaning-13057 2026-04-15T19:13:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13057.png?q=I%20swear%2C%20talking%20to%20you%20is%20like%20talking%20to%20a%20really%20good-looking%20and%20mildly%20stupid%20brick%20wall.&a=Derek%20Landy&c=Humor I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall. — Derek Landy Derek Landy quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/morning-importance-life-lesson-13058 2026-04-15T19:13:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13058.png?q=Morning%20is%20an%20important%20time%20of%20day%2C%20because%20how%20you%20spend%20your%20morning%20can%20often%20tell%20you%20what%20kind%20of%20day%20you%20are%20going%20to%20have.%20For%20instance%2C%20if%20you%20wake%20up%20to%20the%20sound%20of%20twittering%20birds%2C%20and%20find%20yourself%20in%20an%20enormous%20canopy%20bed%2C%20with%20a%20butler%20standing%20next%20to%20you%20holding%20a%20breakfast%20of%20freshly%20made%20muffins%20and%20hand-squeezed%20orange%20juice%20on%20a%20silver%20tray%2C%20you%20will%20know%20that%20your%20day%20will%20be%20a%20splendid%20one.%20If%20you%20wake%20up%20to%20the%20sound%20of%20church%20bells%2C%20and%20find%20yourself%20in%20a%20fairly%20big%20regular%20bed%2C%20with%20a%20butler%20standing%20next%20to%20you%20holding%20a%20breakfast%20of%20hot%20tea%20and%20toast%20on%20a%20plate%2C%20you%20will%20know%20that%20your%20day%20will%20be%20O.K.%20And%20if%20you%20wake%20up%20to%20the%20sound%20of%20somebody%20banging%20two%20metal%20pots%20together%2C%20and%20find%20yourself%20in%20a%20small%20bunk%20bed%2C%20with%20a%20nasty%20foreman%20standing%20in%20the%20doorway%20holding%20no%20breakfast%20at%20all%2C%20you%20will%20know%20that%20your%20day%20will%20be%20horrid.&a=Lemony%20Snicket&c=Humor Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind... — Lemony Snicket Lemony Snicket quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sarah-rees-brennan-quote-meaning-13059 2026-04-15T19:13:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13059.png?q=What%20the%20hell%20is%20going%20on%3F%22%20demanded%20Kami's%20dad%2C%20advancing%20with%20his%20black%20eyes%20snapping.%20Jared%20blurted%2C%20%22My%20intentions%20are%20honourable.&a=Sarah%20Rees%20Brennan&c=Humor What the hell is going on?" demanded Kami's dad, advancing with his black eyes snapping. Jared blurt... — Sarah Rees Brennan Sarah Rees Brennan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/colleen-hoover-quote-meaning-13060 2026-04-15T19:13:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13060.png?q=Don't%20stop%22%20I%20tease%20in%20a%20seductive%20voice.%20%22%20Give%20me%20more%2C%20Ben.%20Did%20you%20read%20eBooks%20or...%22%20I%20run%20my%20finger%20slowly%20down%20his%20chest.&a=Colleen%20Hoover&c=Humor Don't stop" I tease in a seductive voice. " Give me more, Ben. Did you read eBooks or..." I run my f... — Colleen Hoover Colleen Hoover quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/becca-fitzpatrick-quote-meaning-13061 2026-04-15T19:13:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13061.png?q=Go%20ahead.%20You're%20not%20going%20to%20walk%20in%20on%20anyone.%20I'm%20home%20alone.&a=Becca%20Fitzpatrick&c=Humor Go ahead. You're not going to walk in on anyone. I'm home alone. — Becca Fitzpatrick Becca Fitzpatrick quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/simone-elkeles-quote-meaning-13062 2026-04-15T19:13:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13062.png?q=NO%20PDA%2Cschool%20rules.%20And%20besides%20she's%20my%20partner%20dickhead.%22%20said%20Alex.&a=Simone%20Elkeles&c=Humor NO PDA,school rules. And besides she's my partner dickhead." said Alex. — Simone Elkeles Simone Elkeles quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dark-jar-tin-zoo-quote-meaning-13063 2026-04-15T19:13:44.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13063.png?q=I%20had%20a%20dream%20about%20you.%20We%20installed%20Dr.%20Robert%20Jarvik%E2%80%99s%20artificial%20heart%20in%20a%20mannequin%20and%20brought%20it%20to%20life%2C%20only%20to%20later%20kill%20it%20because%20a%20creature%20that%E2%80%99s%20all%20fake%20heart%20and%20no%20brain%20is%20what%E2%80%99s%20commonly%20called%20a%20%E2%80%9Cpolitician%2C%E2%80%9D%20and%20must%20be%20destroyed.&a=Dark%20Jar%20Tin%20Zoo&c=Humor I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brough... — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Dark Jar Tin Zoo quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/orson-scott-card-quote-meaning-13064 2026-04-15T19:13:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13064.png?q=You're%20a%20monster.&a=Orson%20Scott%20Card&c=Humor You're a monster. — Orson Scott Card Orson Scott Card quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/wc-fields-quote-meaning-another-beer-13065 2026-04-15T19:13:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13065.png?q=Everybody's%20got%20to%20believe%20in%20something.%20I%20believe%20I'll%20have%20another%20beer.&a=W.C.%20Fields&c=Humor Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — W.C. Fields W.C. Fields quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/p-g-wodehouse-quote-meaning-13066 2026-04-15T19:13:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13066.png?q=Unseen%20in%20the%20background%2C%20Fate%20was%20quietly%20slipping%20lead%20into%20the%20boxing-glove.&a=P.G.%20Wodehouse&c=Humor Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove. — P.G. Wodehouse P.G. Wodehouse quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/caitlin-moran-quote-meaning-13067 2026-04-15T19:13:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13067.png?q=But%2C%20of%20course%2C%20you%20might%20be%20asking%20yourself%2C%20'Am%20I%20a%20feminist%3F%20I%20might%20not%20be.%20I%20don't%20know!%20I%20still%20don't%20know%20what%20it%20is!%20I'm%20too%20knackered%20and%20confused%20to%20work%20it%20out.%20That%20curtain%20pole%20really%20still%20isn't%20up!%20I%20don't%20have%20time%20to%20work%20out%20if%20I%20am%20a%20women's%20libber!%20There%20seems%20to%20be%20a%20lot%20to%20it.%20WHAT%20DOES%20IT%20MEAN%3F'&a=Caitlin%20Moran&c=Humor But, of course, you might be asking yourself, 'Am I a feminist? I might not be. I don't know! I stil... — Caitlin Moran Caitlin Moran quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sherrilyn-kenyon-quote-meaning-13068 2026-04-15T19:13:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13068.png?q=Be%20kind%20to%20dragons%2C%20for%20thou%20art%20crunchy%20when%20toasted%20and%20taste%20good%20with%20ketchup.%20(Sebastian)&a=Sherrilyn%20Kenyon&c=Humor Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when toasted and taste good with ketchup. (Sebastian) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Sherrilyn Kenyon quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jennifer-l-armentrout-quote-meaning-13069 2026-04-15T19:13:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13069.png?q=Me%20and%20Katy%20look%20adorkable%20in%20extraterrestrial&a=Jennifer%20L.%20Armentrout&c=Humor Me and Katy look adorkable in extraterrestrial — Jennifer L. Armentrout Jennifer L. Armentrout quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/suzanne-collins-quote-meaning-13070 2026-04-15T19:13:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13070.png?q=You%20can%20swim%2C%20too.%22%20he%20says.%20%22Where%20did%20you%20learn%20that%20in%20District%20Twelve%3F&a=Suzanne%20Collins&c=Humor You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve? — Suzanne Collins Suzanne Collins quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/his-mouth-captured-hers-quote-meaning-13071 2026-04-15T19:13:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13071.png?q=His%20mouth%20captured%20hers%2C%20trying%20to%20show%20her%20with%20his%20kiss%20what%20he%20was%20still%20learning%20to%20express%20in%20words.%20He%20loved%20her.%20He%20worshipped%20her.%20He'd%20walk%20across%20fire%20for%20her.%20He%E2%80%94&a=Julia%20Quinn&c=Humor His mouth captured hers, trying to show her with his kiss what he was still learning to express in w... — Julia Quinn Julia Quinn quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/janet-evanovich-quote-meaning-13072 2026-04-15T19:13:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13072.png?q=Either%20get%20out%20of%20bed%20or%20else%20take%20your%20clothes%20off%2C%22%20he%20said.%20%22I'm%20not%20in%20the%20mood%20to%20compromise.&a=Janet%20Evanovich&c=Humor Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise. — Janet Evanovich Janet Evanovich quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/oscar-wilde-quote-meaning-reform-man-13073 2026-04-15T19:13:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13073.png?q=The%20only%20way%20a%20woman%20can%20ever%20reform%20a%20man%20is%20by%20boring%20him%20so%20completely%20that%20he%20loses%20all%20possible%20interest%20in%20life.&a=Oscar%20Wilde&c=Humor The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible... — Oscar Wilde Oscar Wilde quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/he-who-can-does-he-who-cannot-teaches-13074 2026-04-15T19:13:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13074.png?q=He%20who%20can%2C%20does.%20He%20who%20cannot%2C%20teaches.&a=George%20Bernard%20Shaw&c=Humor He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. — George Bernard Shaw George Bernard Shaw quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/pratchett-quote-meaning-shepherd-goatherd-13075 2026-04-15T19:13:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13075.png?q=The%20merest%20accident%20of%20microgeography%20had%20meant%20that%20the%20first%20man%20to%20hear%20the%20voice%20of%20Om%2C%20and%20who%20gave%20Om%20his%20view%20of%20humans%2C%20was%20a%20shepherd%20and%20not%20a%20goatherd.%20They%20have%20quite%20different%20ways%20of%20looking%20at%20the%20world%2C%20and%20the%20whole%20of%20history%20might%20have%20been%20different.%20For%20sheep%20are%20stupid%2C%20and%20have%20to%20be%20driven.%20But%20goats%20are%20intelligent%2C%20and%20need%20to%20be%20led.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor The merest accident of microgeography had meant that the first man to hear the voice of Om, and who ... — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephen-king-quote-meaning-13076 2026-04-15T19:13:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13076.png?q=I%20think%20part%20of%20being%20a%20parent%20is%20trying%20to%20kill%20your%20kids.&a=Stephen%20King&c=Humor I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids. — Stephen King Stephen King quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sweatpants-sign-of-defeat-meaning-13077 2026-04-15T19:13:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13077.png?q=Sweatpants%20are%20a%20sign%20of%20defeat.%20You%20lost%20control%20of%20your%20life%20so%20you%20bought%20some%20sweatpants.&a=Karl%20Lagerfeld&c=Humor Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants. — Karl Lagerfeld Karl Lagerfeld quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-kids-13078 2026-04-15T19:13:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13078.png?q=Kids.%20You%20gotta%20love%20them.%20I%20adore%20children.%20A%20little%20salt%2C%20a%20squeeze%20of%20lemon%E2%80%94perfect.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon—perfect. — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/t-h-white-quote-meaning-13079 2026-04-15T19:13:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13079.png?q=The%20Destiny%20of%20Man%20is%20to%20unite%2C%20not%20to%20divide.%20If%20you%20keep%20on%20dividing%20you%20end%20up%20as%20a%20collection%20of%20monkeys%20throwing%20nuts%20at%20each%20other%20out%20of%20separate%20trees.&a=T.H.%20White&c=Humor The Destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide. If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of... — T.H. White T.H. White quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jenny-lawson-quote-meaning-13080 2026-04-15T19:13:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13080.png?q=A%20friend%20is%20someone%20who%20knows%20where%20all%20your%20bodies%20are%20buried.%20Because%20they're%20the%20ones%20who%20helped%20you%20put%20them%20there.&a=Jenny%20%20Lawson&c=Humor A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies are buried. Because they're the ones who helped ... — Jenny Lawson Jenny Lawson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ann-brashares-quote-meaning-13081 2026-04-15T19:13:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13081.png?q=I%20was%20supposed%20to%20write%20a%20romantic%20comedy%2C%20but%20my%20characters%20broke%20up.&a=Ann%20Brashares&c=Humor I was supposed to write a romantic comedy, but my characters broke up. — Ann Brashares Ann Brashares quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-twain-quote-meaning-13082 2026-04-15T19:13:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13082.png?q=I%20notice%20that%20you%20use%20plain%2C%20simple%20language%2C%20short%20words%20and%20brief%20sentences.%20That%20is%20the%20way%20to%20write%20English%E2%80%95it%20is%20the%20modern%20way%20and%20the%20best%20way.%20Stick%20to%20it%3B%20don't%20let%20fluff%20and%20flowers%20and%20verbosity%20creep%20in.%20When%20you%20catch%20an%20adjective%2C%20kill%20it.%20No%2C%20I%20don't%20mean%20utterly%2C%20but%20kill%20most%20of%20them%E2%80%95then%20the%20rest%20will%20be%20valuable.%20They%20weaken%20when%20they%20are%20close%20together.%20They%20give%20strength%20when%20they%20are%20wide%20apart.%20An%20adjective%20habit%2C%20or%20a%20wordy%2C%20diffuse%2C%20flowery%20habit%2C%20once%20fastened%20upon%20a%20person%2C%20is%20as%20hard%20to%20get%20rid%20of%20as%20any%20other%20vice.&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor I notice that you use plain, simple language, short words and brief sentences. That is the way to wr... — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/scott-lynch-quote-meaning-13083 2026-04-15T19:13:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13083.png?q=If%20reassurances%20could%20dull%20pain%2C%20nobody%20would%20ever%20go%20to%20the%20trouble%20of%20pressing%20grapes.&a=Scott%20Lynch&c=Humor If reassurances could dull pain, nobody would ever go to the trouble of pressing grapes. — Scott Lynch Scott Lynch quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/melissa-de-la-cruz-quote-meaning-13084 2026-04-15T19:13:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13084.png?q=I%20don't%20need%20anything%20to%20get%20high.%20I'm%20high%20on%20life.&a=Melissa%20de%20la%20Cruz&c=Humor I don't need anything to get high. I'm high on life. — Melissa de la Cruz Melissa de la Cruz quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-13085 2026-04-15T19:13:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13085.png?q=You%20rush%20a%20miracle%20worker%2C%20you%20get%20lousy%20miracles!&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles! — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-hawkins-quote-meaning-13086 2026-04-15T19:13:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13086.png?q=Um...Mercer%3F%20Haven't%20seen%20you%20in%20nearly%20a%20month.%20I%20was%20expecting%20something%20like%2C%20'Oh%20Cross%2C%20love%20of%20my%20heart%2C%20fire%20of%20my%20loins%2C%20how%20I've%20longed--&a=Rachel%20Hawkins&c=Humor Um...Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of ... — Rachel Hawkins Rachel Hawkins quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-13087 2026-04-15T19:13:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13087.png?q=Don't%20mess%20with%20a%20wizard%20when%20he's%20wizarding!&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding! — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sherrilyn-kenyon-quote-meaning-13088 2026-04-15T19:13:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13088.png?q=I'm%20too%20young%2C%20too%20smart%20and%20too%20good-looking%20to%20die.&a=Sherrilyn%20Kenyon&c=Humor I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die. — Sherrilyn Kenyon Sherrilyn Kenyon quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-caine-quote-meaning-13089 2026-04-15T19:13:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13089.png?q=What%E2%80%99s%20your%20name%3F'%20she%20asked%2C%20and%20surprised%20herself.%20But%20for%20some%20reason%2C%20she%20wanted%20to%20know.&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor What’s your name?' she asked, and surprised herself. But for some reason, she wanted to know. — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kelly-creagh-quote-meaning-13090 2026-04-15T19:13:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13090.png?q=So.%22%20%5BIsobel%5D%20cleared%20her%20throat.%20%22What%20are%20we%20doing%3F&a=Kelly%20Creagh&c=Humor So." [Isobel] cleared her throat. "What are we doing? — Kelly Creagh Kelly Creagh quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/joss-whedon-quote-meaning-13091 2026-04-15T19:13:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13091.png?q=If%20you're%20going%20to%20make%20a%20science%20fiction%20movie%2C%20then%20have%20a%20hover%20craft%20chase%2C%20for%20God's%20sake.&a=Joss%20Whedon&c=Humor If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake. — Joss Whedon Joss Whedon quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sherrilyn-kenyon-quote-meaning-13092 2026-04-15T19:13:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13092.png?q=Kat%20laughed.%20'Who%20wants%20to%20live%20forever%3F'&a=Sherrilyn%20Kenyon&c=Humor Kat laughed. 'Who wants to live forever?' — Sherrilyn Kenyon Sherrilyn Kenyon quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/orson-scott-card-quote-meaning-13093 2026-04-15T19:13:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13093.png?q=Peter%2C%20you're%20twelve%20years%20old.%20I'm%20ten.%20They%20have%20a%20word%20for%20people%20our%20age.%20They%20call%20us%20children%20and%20they%20treat%20us%20like%20mice.&a=Orson%20Scott%20Card&c=Humor Peter, you're twelve years old. I'm ten. They have a word for people our age. They call us children ... — Orson Scott Card Orson Scott Card quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/a-a-milne-quote-meaning-13094 2026-04-15T19:13:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13094.png?q=But%20Piglet%20is%20so%20small%20that%20he%20slips%20into%20a%20pocket%2C%20where%20it%20is%20very%20comfortable%20to%20feel%20him%20when%20you%20are%20not%20quite%20sure%20whether%20twice%20seven%20is%20twelve%20or%20twenty-two.&a=A.A.%20Milne&c=Humor But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when yo... — A.A. Milne A.A. Milne quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/anna-banks-quote-meaning-13095 2026-04-15T19:13:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13095.png?q=Basically%2C%20everyone%20thinks--knows--how%20sweet%20I%20am.&a=Anna%20Banks&c=Humor Basically, everyone thinks--knows--how sweet I am. — Anna Banks Anna Banks quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/megan-whalen-turner-quote-meaning-13096 2026-04-15T19:13:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13096.png?q=I%20am%20not%20sure%20I%20trust%20you.&a=Megan%20Whalen%20Turner&c=Humor I am not sure I trust you. — Megan Whalen Turner Megan Whalen Turner quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/norton-juster-quote-meaning-13097 2026-04-15T19:13:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13097.png?q=if%20something%20is%20there%2C%20you%20can%20only%20see%20it%20with%20your%20eyes%20open%2C%20but%20if%20it%20isn't%20there%2C%20you%20can%20see%20it%20just%20as%20well%20with%20your%20eyes%20closed.%20That's%20why%20imaginary%20things%20are%20often%20easier%20to%20see%20than%20real%20ones.&a=Norton%20Juster&c=Humor if something is there, you can only see it with your eyes open, but if it isn't there, you can see i... — Norton Juster Norton Juster quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gail-carriger-quote-meaning-13098 2026-04-15T19:13:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13098.png?q=I%20never%20gossip.%20I%20observe.%20And%20then%20relay%20my%20observations%20to%20practically%20everyone.&a=Gail%20Carriger&c=Humor I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone. — Gail Carriger Gail Carriger quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/erma-bombeck-quote-meaning-13099 2026-04-15T19:13:55.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13099.png?q=Housework%20can%20kill%20you%20if%20done%20right.&a=Erma%20Bombeck&c=Humor Housework can kill you if done right. — Erma Bombeck Erma Bombeck quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jeaniene-frost-quote-meaning-13100 2026-04-15T19:13:55.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13100.png?q=Usually%20my%20form%20of%20turning%20someone%20down%20was%20shoving%20a%20stake%20through%20his%20heart%20while%20smirking%2C%20Gotcha!&a=Jeaniene%20Frost&c=Humor Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha... — Jeaniene Frost Jeaniene Frost quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/eugene-ionesco-quote-meaning-13101 2026-04-15T19:13:55.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13101.png?q=Why%20do%20people%20always%20expect%20authors%20to%20answer%20questions%3F%20I%20am%20an%20author%20because%20I%20want%20to%20ask%20questions.%20If%20I%20had%20answers%2C%20I'd%20be%20a%20politician.&a=Eugene%20Ionesco&c=Humor Why do people always expect authors to answer questions? I am an author because I want to ask questi... — Eugene Ionesco Eugene Ionesco quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/carrie-fisher-quote-meaning-13102 2026-04-15T19:13:55.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13102.png?q=There's%20no%20room%20for%20demons%20when%20you're%20self-possessed.&a=Carrie%20Fisher&c=Humor There's no room for demons when you're self-possessed. — Carrie Fisher Carrie Fisher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lisa-kleypas-quote-meaning-13103 2026-04-15T19:13:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13103.png?q=I'm%20a%20big%20believer%20in%20putting%20things%20off%2C%20In%20fact%2C%20I%20even%20put%20off%20procrastinating.&a=Lisa%20Kleypas&c=Humor I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating. — Lisa Kleypas Lisa Kleypas quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/peter-s-beagle-quote-meaning-13104 2026-04-15T19:13:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13104.png?q=The%20magician%20stood%20erect%2C%20menacing%20the%20attackers%20with%20demons%2C%20metamorphoses%2C%20paralyzing%20ailments%2C%20and%20secret%20judo%20holds.%20Molly%20picked%20up%20a%20rock.&a=Peter%20S.%20Beagle&c=Humor The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, an... — Peter S. Beagle Peter S. Beagle quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steven-wright-quote-meaning-13105 2026-04-15T19:13:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13105.png?q=I'd%20kill%20for%20a%20Nobel%20Peace%20Prize.&a=Steven%20Wright&c=Humor I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. — Steven Wright Steven Wright quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/humor-hiding-pain-quote-meaning-13106 2026-04-15T19:13:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13106.png?q=Humor%20was%20a%20good%20way%20to%20hide%20the%20pain.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Humor was a good way to hide the pain. — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/diana-wynne-jones-quote-meaning-13107 2026-04-15T19:13:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13107.png?q=I%20can't%20abide%20people%20who%20go%20soft%20over%20animals%20and%20then%20cheat%20every%20human%20they%20come%20across!&a=Diana%20Wynne%20Jones&c=Humor I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across! — Diana Wynne Jones Diana Wynne Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/darynda-jones-quote-meaning-13108 2026-04-15T19:13:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13108.png?q=I%20like%20to%20see%20the%20glass%20as%20half%20full%2C%20hopefully%20of%20jack%20daniels.&a=Darynda%20Jones&c=Humor I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels. — Darynda Jones Darynda Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-locke-quote-meaning-13109 2026-04-15T19:13:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13109.png?q=We%20are%20like%20chameleons%2C%20we%20take%20our%20hue%20and%20the%20color%20of%20our%20moral%20character%2C%20from%20those%20who%20are%20around%20us.&a=John%20Locke&c=Humor We are like chameleons, we take our hue and the color of our moral character, from those who are aro... — John Locke John Locke quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tina-fey-quote-meaning-13110 2026-04-15T19:13:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13110.png?q=Whitney%20Houston%E2%80%99s%20cover%20of%20%E2%80%9CI%20Will%20Always%20Love%20You%E2%80%9D%20was%20constantly%20on%20my%20FM%20Walkman%20radio%20around%20that%20time.%20I%20think%20that%20made%20me%20cry%20because%20I%20associated%20it%20with%20absolutely%20no%20one.&a=Tina%20Fey&c=Humor Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around tha... — Tina Fey Tina Fey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/leo-hazel-quote-meaning-13111 2026-04-15T19:13:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13111.png?q=Leo%2C%E2%80%9D%20Hazel%20gasped%2C%20%E2%80%9CI%20can%E2%80%99t%E2%80%94my%20arms%E2%80%94&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Leo,” Hazel gasped, “I can’t—my arms— — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/shel-silverstein-quote-meaning-13112 2026-04-15T19:13:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13112.png?q=I'm%20making%20a%20list&a=Shel%20Silverstein&c=Humor I'm making a list — Shel Silverstein Shel Silverstein quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13113 2026-04-15T19:13:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13113.png?q=I%20like%20ducks.%22%20Jem%20observed%20diplomatically.%20%22Esspecially%20the%20ones%20in%20Hyde%20Park.%22%20He%20glanced%20side%20ways%20at%20Will%3B%20both%20boys%20were%20sitting%20at%20the%20edge%20of%20a%20high%20table%2C%20thier%20legs%20dangling%20over%20the%20side.%20%22Remember%20when%20you%20tried%20to%20convince%20me%20to%20feed%20pultry%20pie%20the%20the%20mallards%20in%20the%20park%20to%20see%20if%20you%20couls%20breed%20a%20race%20of%20cannibal%20ducks%3F&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor I like ducks." Jem observed diplomatically. "Esspecially the ones in Hyde Park." He glanced side way... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ron-white-quote-meaning-13114 2026-04-15T19:13:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13114.png?q=I%20had%20the%20right%20to%20remain%20silent...%20but%20I%20didn't%20have%20the%20ability.&a=Ron%20White&c=Humor I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability. — Ron White Ron White quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tamora-pierce-quote-meaning-13115 2026-04-15T19:13:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13115.png?q=Do%20you%20know%2C%20sire%2C%20I%20think%20that%20if%20we%20live%20to%20tell%20our%20grandchildren%20about%20this%20war%2C%20they%20will%20accuse%20us%20of%20making%20it%20up.'&a=Tamora%20Pierce&c=Humor Do you know, sire, I think that if we live to tell our grandchildren about this war, they will accus... — Tamora Pierce Tamora Pierce quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jeff-kinney-quote-meaning-13116 2026-04-15T19:13:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13116.png?q=Monkeys%20can't%20talk%2C%20stupid!&a=Jeff%20Kinney&c=Humor Monkeys can't talk, stupid! — Jeff Kinney Jeff Kinney quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gail-carson-levine-quote-meaning-13117 2026-04-15T19:13:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13117.png?q=Do%20you%20like%20to%20slide%3F%22%20His%20voice%20was%20eager.&a=Gail%20Carson%20Levine&c=Humor Do you like to slide?" His voice was eager. — Gail Carson Levine Gail Carson Levine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/czernobog-quote-meaning-13118 2026-04-15T19:13:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13118.png?q=Fuck%20you%2C%22%20said%20Czernobog.%20%22Fuck%20you%20and%20fuck%20your%20mother%20and%20fuck%20the%20fucking%20horse%20you%20fucking%20rode%20in%20on.%20You%20will%20not%20even%20die%20in%20battle.%20No%20warrior%20will%20taste%20your%20blood.%20No%20one%20alive%20will%20take%20your%20life.%20You%20will%20die%20a%20soft%2C%20poor%20death.%20You%20will%20die%20with%20a%20kiss%20on%20your%20lips%20and%20a%20lie%20in%20your%20heart.&a=Neil%20Gaiman&c=Humor Fuck you," said Czernobog. "Fuck you and fuck your mother and fuck the fucking horse you fucking rod... — Neil Gaiman Neil Gaiman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/abigail-gibbs-quote-meaning-13119 2026-04-15T19:13:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13119.png?q=Can%20you%20enter%20a%20house%20uninvited%3F&a=Abigail%20Gibbs&c=Humor Can you enter a house uninvited? — Abigail Gibbs Abigail Gibbs quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kathy-reichs-quote-meaning-13120 2026-04-15T19:13:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13120.png?q=Why%20do%20all%20your%20brilliant%20ideas%20involve%20felonies%3F&a=Kathy%20Reichs&c=Humor Why do all your brilliant ideas involve felonies? — Kathy Reichs Kathy Reichs quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ernest-cline-quote-meaning-13121 2026-04-15T19:13:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13121.png?q=I%20wish%20someone%20had%20just%20told%20me%20the%20truth%20right%20up%20front%2C%20as%20soon%20as%20I%20was%20old%20enough%20to%20understand%20it.%20I%20wish%20someone%20had%20just%20said%3A%20%E2%80%9CHere%E2%80%99s%20the%20deal%2C%20Wade.%20You%E2%80%99re%20something%20called%20a%20%E2%80%98human%20being.%E2%80%99%20That%E2%80%99s%20a%20really%20smart%20kind%20of%20animal.%20Like%20every%20other%20animal%20on%20this%20planet%2C%20we%E2%80%99re%20descended%20from%20a%20single-celled%20organism%20that%20lived%20millions%20of%20years%20ago.%20This%20happened%20by%20a%20process%20called%20evolution%2C%20and%20you%E2%80%99ll%20learn%20more%20about%20it%20But%20trust%20me%2C%20that%E2%80%99s%20really%20how%20we%20all%20got%20here.%20There%E2%80%99s%20proof%20of%20it%20everywhere%2C%20buried%20in%20the%20rocks.%20That%20story%20you%20heard%3F%20About%20how%20we%20were%20all%20created%20by%20a%20super-powerful%20dude%20named%20God%20who%20lives%20up%20in%20the%20sky%3F%20Total%20bullshit.%20The%20whole%20God%20thing%20is%20actually%20an%20ancient%20fairy%20tale%20that%20people%20have%20been%20telling%20one%20another%20for%20thousands%20of%20years.%20We%20made%20it%20all%20up.%20Like%20Santa%20Claus%20and%20the%20Easter%20Bunny.%20%E2%80%9COh%2C%20and%20by%20the%20way%20%E2%80%A6%20there%E2%80%99s%20no%20Santa%20Claus%20or%20Easter%20Bunny.%20Also%20bullshit.%20Sorry%2C%20kid%20Deal%20with%20it.&a=Ernest%20Cline&c=Humor I wish someone had just told me the truth right up front, as soon as I was old enough to understand ... — Ernest Cline Ernest Cline quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/spider-robinson-quote-meaning-13122 2026-04-15T19:14:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13122.png?q=Sometimes%20I%20think%20I%20must%20have%20a%20Guardian%20Idiot.%20A%20little%20invisible%20spirit%20just%20behind%20my%20shoulder%2C%20looking%20out%20for%20me...only%20he's%20an%20imbecile.&a=Spider%20Robinson&c=Humor Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, l... — Spider Robinson Spider Robinson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/peter-de-vries-quote-meaning-13123 2026-04-15T19:14:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13123.png?q=I%20love%20being%20a%20writer.%20What%20I%20can't%20stand%20is%20the%20paperwork.&a=Peter%20De%20Vries&c=Humor I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. — Peter De Vries Peter De Vries quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-bingham-quote-meaning-13124 2026-04-15T19:14:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13124.png?q=The%20miracle%20isn't%20that%20I%20finished.%20The%20miracle%20is%20that%20I%20had%20the%20courage%20to%20start.&a=John%20Bingham&c=Humor The miracle isn't that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start. — John Bingham John Bingham quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/patricia-briggs-quote-meaning-13125 2026-04-15T19:14:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13125.png?q=It%20is%20one%20of%20those%20lessons%20that%20every%20child%20should%20learn%3A%20Don't%20play%20with%20fire%2C%20sharp%20objects%2C%20or%20ancient%20artifacts.&a=Patricia%20Briggs&c=Humor It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or an... — Patricia Briggs Patricia Briggs quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richelle-mead-quote-meaning-13126 2026-04-15T19:14:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13126.png?q=I%20sent%20a%20quick%20text%20to%20Adrian%3A&a=Richelle%20Mead&c=Humor I sent a quick text to Adrian: — Richelle Mead Richelle Mead quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/scott-dikkers-quote-meaning-13127 2026-04-15T19:14:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13127.png?q=Be%20sure%20to%20lie%20to%20your%20kids%20about%20the%20benevolent%2C%20all-seeing%20Santa%20Claus.%20It%20will%20prepare%20them%20for%20an%20adulthood%20of%20believing%20in%20God.&a=Scott%20Dikkers&c=Humor Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for a... — Scott Dikkers Scott Dikkers quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ellen-degeneres-quote-meaning-social-skills-13128 2026-04-15T19:14:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13128.png?q=What%E2%80%99s%20not%20so%20great%20is%20that%20all%20this%20technology%20is%20destroying%20our%20social%20skills.%20Not%20only%20have%20we%20given%20up%20on%20writing%20letters%20to%20each%20other%2C%20we%20barely%20even%20talk%20to%20each%20other.%20People%20have%20become%20so%20accustomed%20to%20texting%20that%20they%E2%80%99re%20actually%20startled%20when%20the%20phone%20rings.%20It%E2%80%99s%20like%20we%20suddenly%20all%20have%20Batphones.%20If%20it%20rings%2C%20there%20must%20be%20danger.&a=Ellen%20DeGeneres&c=Humor What’s not so great is that all this technology is destroying our social skills. Not only have we gi... — Ellen DeGeneres Ellen DeGeneres quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dh-lawrence-quote-meaning-spiteful-13129 2026-04-15T19:14:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13129.png?q=I%20like%20to%20write%20when%20I%20feel%20spiteful.%20It%20is%20like%20having%20a%20good%20sneeze.&a=D.H.%20Lawrence&c=Humor I like to write when I feel spiteful. It is like having a good sneeze. — D.H. Lawrence D.H. Lawrence quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/vanity-and-pride-quote-meaning-13130 2026-04-15T19:14:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13130.png?q=Yes%2C%20vanity%20is%20a%20weakness%20indeed.%20But%20pride%20-%20where%20there%20is%20a%20real%20superiority%20of%20mind%2C%20pride%20will%20be%20always%20under%20good%20regulation.&a=Jane%20Austen&c=Humor Yes, vanity is a weakness indeed. But pride - where there is a real superiority of mind, pride will ... — Jane Austen Jane Austen quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ally-carter-quote-meaning-13131 2026-04-15T19:14:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13131.png?q=She'd%20absolutely%20adored%20the%20library_an%20entire%20building%20where%20anyone%20could%20take%20things%20they%20didn't%20own%20and%20feel%20no%20remorse%20about%20it.&a=Ally%20Carter&c=Humor She'd absolutely adored the library_an entire building where anyone could take things they didn't ow... — Ally Carter Ally Carter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dark-jar-tin-zoo-quote-meaning-13132 2026-04-15T19:14:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13132.png?q=To%20find%20out%20if%20she%20really%20loved%20me%2C%20I%20hooked%20her%20up%20to%20a%20lie%20detector.%20And%20just%20as%20I%20suspected%2C%20my%20machine%20was%20broken.&a=Dark%20Jar%20Tin%20Zoo&c=Humor To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my m... — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Dark Jar Tin Zoo quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/chelsea-handler-quote-meaning-13133 2026-04-15T19:14:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13133.png?q=My%20mother%20told%20me%20that%20life%20isn't%20always%20about%20pleasing%20yourself%20and%20that%20sometimes%20you%20have%20to%20do%20things%20for%20the%20sole%20benefit%20of%20another%20human%20being.%20I%20completely%20agreed%20with%20her%2C%20but%20reminded%20her%20that%20that%20was%20what%20blow%20jobs%20were%20for.&a=Chelsea%20Handler&c=Humor My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do t... — Chelsea Handler Chelsea Handler quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/matt-groening-quote-meaning-13134 2026-04-15T19:14:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13134.png?q=To%20alcohol!%20The%20cause%20of...%20and%20solution%20to...%20all%20of%20life's%20problems&a=Matt%20Groening&c=Humor To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems — Matt Groening Matt Groening quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jeaniene-frost-quote-meaning-13135 2026-04-15T19:14:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13135.png?q=Kitten%2C%20this%20is%20my%20best%20mate%2C%20Charles%2C%20but%20you%20can%20call%20him%20Spade.%20Charles%2C%20this%20is%20Cat%2C%20the%20woman%20I%E2%80%99ve%20been%20telling%20you%20about.%20You%20can%20see%20for%20yourself%20that%20everything%20I%E2%80%99ve%20said%20is%E2%80%A6an%20understatement.&a=Jeaniene%20Frost&c=Humor Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I... — Jeaniene Frost Jeaniene Frost quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gabi-to-marcus-quote-meaning-13136 2026-04-15T19:14:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13136.png?q=Gabi%20to%20Marcus%20%22I%20can't%20believe%20out%20of%20one%20hundred%20thousand%20sperm%2C%20you%20were%20the%20fastest!&a=Cherise%20Sinclair&c=Humor Gabi to Marcus "I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest! — Cherise Sinclair Cherise Sinclair quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/karl-lagerfeld-quote-meaning-13137 2026-04-15T19:14:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13137.png?q=I%E2%80%99m%20very%20much%20down%20to%20earth%2C%20just%20not%20this%20earth.&a=Karl%20Lagerfeld&c=Humor I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth. — Karl Lagerfeld Karl Lagerfeld quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hazel-open-the-box-quote-meaning-13138 2026-04-15T19:14:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13138.png?q=Hazel!%E2%80%9D%20he%20yelled.%20%E2%80%9CThat%20box!%20Open%20it!&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Hazel!” he yelled. “That box! Open it! — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/charles-wallace-quote-meaning-13139 2026-04-15T19:14:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13139.png?q=Thinking%20I'm%20a%20moron%20gives%20people%20something%20to%20feel%20smug%20about%2C%22%20Charles%20Wallace%20said.%20%22Why%20should%20I%20disillusion%20them%3F&a=Madeleine%20L'Engle&c=Humor Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I... — Madeleine L'Engle Madeleine L'Engle quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/three-things-i-shall-never-attain-13140 2026-04-15T19:14:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13140.png?q=Three%20be%20the%20things%20I%20shall%20never%20attain%3A&a=Dorothy%20Parker&c=Humor Three be the things I shall never attain: — Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jose-saramago-quote-meaning-13141 2026-04-15T19:14:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13141.png?q=Men%20are%20all%20the%20same%2C%20they%20think%20that%20because%20they%20came%20out%20of%20the%20belly%20of%20a%20woman%20they%20know%20all%20there%20is%20to%20know%20about%20women.&a=Jos%C3%A9%20Saramago&c=Humor Men are all the same, they think that because they came out of the belly of a woman they know all th... — José Saramago José Saramago quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jonathan-stroud-quote-meaning-13142 2026-04-15T19:14:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13142.png?q=Check%20out%20that%20one%20at%20the%20end.%20He's%20taken%20the%20form%20of%20a%20footstool.%20Weird...but%20somehow%20I%20like%20his%20style.&a=Jonathan%20Stroud&c=Humor Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his st... — Jonathan Stroud Jonathan Stroud quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-carlin-quote-meaning-13143 2026-04-15T19:14:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13143.png?q=I%20think%20it's%20the%20duty%20of%20the%20comedian%20to%20find%20out%20where%20the%20line%20is%20drawn%20and%20cross%20it%20deliberately.&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bush-quote-meaning-13144 2026-04-15T19:14:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13144.png?q=Our%20enemies%20are%20innovative%20and%20resourceful%2C%20and%20so%20are%20we.%20They%20never%20stop%20thinking%20about%20new%20ways%20to%20harm%20our%20country%20and%20our%20people%2C%20and%20neither%20do%20we.&a=George%20W.%20Bush&c=Humor Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways t... — George W. Bush George W. Bush quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-green-quote-meaning-13145 2026-04-15T19:14:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13145.png?q=Something%20about%20telling%20that%20story%20made%20my%20gut%20grow%20back%20together.&a=John%20Green&c=Humor Something about telling that story made my gut grow back together. — John Green John Green quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/harry-s-truman-quote-meaning-13146 2026-04-15T19:14:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13146.png?q=I%20never%20did%20give%20them%20hell.%20I%20just%20told%20the%20truth%2C%20and%20they%20thought%20it%20was%20hell.&a=Harry%20S.%20Truman&c=Humor I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell. — Harry S. Truman Harry S. Truman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-13147 2026-04-15T19:14:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13147.png?q=The%20figures%20looked%20more%20or%20less%20human.%20And%20they%20were%20engaged%20in%20religion.%20You%20could%20tell%20by%20the%20knives%20(it's%20not%20murder%20if%20you%20do%20it%20for%20a%20god).&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor The figures looked more or less human. And they were engaged in religion. You could tell by the kniv... — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephanie-perkins-quote-meaning-13148 2026-04-15T19:14:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13148.png?q=What...what%20about%20when%20I'm%20married%3F&a=Stephanie%20Perkins&c=Humor What...what about when I'm married? — Stephanie Perkins Stephanie Perkins quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/michelle-hodkin-quote-meaning-13149 2026-04-15T19:14:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13149.png?q=Have%20you%20made%20any%20other%20friends%20since%20we've%20been%20here%3F&a=Michelle%20Hodkin&c=Humor Have you made any other friends since we've been here? — Michelle Hodkin Michelle Hodkin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/quinn-loftis-quote-meaning-13150 2026-04-15T19:14:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13150.png?q=When%20you%20say%20gorgeous%2C%E2%80%9D%20Jen%20started%2C%20%E2%80%9Care%20we%20talking%20Brad%20Pitt%20boyish%20good%20looks%2C%20or%20Johnny%20Depp%20make%20ya%20want%20to%20slap%20somebody%3F%E2%80%9D%20%E2%80%9CNo%2C%20we%E2%80%99re%20talking%20Brad%20and%20Johnny%20need%20to%20bow%20down%20and&a=Quinn%20Loftis&c=Humor When you say gorgeous,” Jen started, “are we talking Brad Pitt boyish good looks, or Johnny Depp mak... — Quinn Loftis Quinn Loftis quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steve-martin-quote-meaning-13151 2026-04-15T19:14:07.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13151.png?q=You%20know%20that%20look%20that%20women%20get%20when%20they%20want%20to%20have%20sex%3F%20Me%20neither.&a=Steve%20Martin&c=Humor You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither. — Steve Martin Steve Martin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/karl-marx-quote-meaning-13152 2026-04-15T19:14:08.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13152.png?q=Go%20on%2C%20get%20out!%20Last%20words%20are%20for%20fools%20who%20haven't%20said%20enough!&a=Karl%20Marx&c=Humor Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough! — Karl Marx Karl Marx quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/allen-ginsberg-quote-meaning-nuts-sane-13153 2026-04-15T19:14:08.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13153.png?q=I%20really%20believe%2C%20or%20want%20to%20believe%2C%20really%20I%20am%20nuts%2C%20otherwise%20I'll%20never%20be%20sane.&a=Allen%20Ginsberg&c=Humor I really believe, or want to believe, really I am nuts, otherwise I'll never be sane. — Allen Ginsberg Allen Ginsberg quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steven-wright-quote-meaning-13154 2026-04-15T19:14:08.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13154.png?q=I%20went%20to%20a%20restaurant%20that%20serves%20%22breakfast%20at%20any%20time%22%20so%20I%20ordered%20French%20toast%20during%20the%20Renaissance.&a=Steven%20Wright&c=Humor I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Rena... — Steven Wright Steven Wright quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/loose-sequence-observations-meaning-13155 2026-04-15T19:14:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13155.png?q=Can%20you%20define%20%22plan%22%20as%20%22a%20loose%20sequence%20of%20manifestly%20inadequate%20observations%20and%20conjectures%2C%20held%20together%20by%20panic%2C%20indecision%2C%20and%20ignorance%22%3F%20If%20so%2C%20it%20was%20a%20very%20good%20plan.&a=Jonathan%20Stroud&c=Humor Can you define "plan" as "a loose sequence of manifestly inadequate observations and conjectures, he... — Jonathan Stroud Jonathan Stroud quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/th-white-quote-meaning-life-lesson-13156 2026-04-15T19:14:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13156.png?q=Everything%20not%20forbidden%20is%20compulsory&a=T.H.%20White&c=Humor Everything not forbidden is compulsory — T.H. White T.H. White quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/christopher-moore-quote-meaning-13157 2026-04-15T19:14:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13157.png?q=She's%20so%20small%2C%20yet%20she%20contains%20so%20much%20evil.&a=Christopher%20Moore&c=Humor She's so small, yet she contains so much evil. — Christopher Moore Christopher Moore quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dave-barry-quote-meaning-time-plumber-13158 2026-04-15T19:14:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13158.png?q=Aside%20from%20velcro%2C%20time%20is%20the%20most%20mysterious%20substance%20in%20the%20universe.%20You%20can't%20see%20it%20or%20touch%20it%2C%20yet%20a%20plumber%20can%20charge%20you%20upwards%20of%20seventy-five%20dollars%20per%20hour%20for%20it%2C%20without%20necessarily%20fixing%20anything.&a=Dave%20Barry&c=Humor Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch ... — Dave Barry Dave Barry quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-twain-humor-quote-meaning-13159 2026-04-15T19:14:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13159.png?q=Humor%20is%20mankind's%20greatest%20blessing.&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/wodehouse-quote-meaning-grey-hair-13160 2026-04-15T19:14:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13160.png?q=There%20is%20only%20one%20cure%20for%20grey%20hair.%20It%20was%20invented%20by%20a%20Frenchman.%20It%20is%20called%20the%20guillotine.&a=Wodehouse&c=Humor There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. — Wodehouse Wodehouse quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/benjamin-brewster-quote-meaning-13161 2026-04-15T19:14:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13161.png?q=In%20theory%2C%20there%20is%20no%20difference%20between%20theory%20and%20practice.%20But%20in%20practice%2C%20there%20is.&a=Benjamin%20%20Brewster&c=Humor In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. — Benjamin Brewster Benjamin Brewster quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-13162 2026-04-15T19:14:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13162.png?q=We'd%20spent%20maybe%20ten%20minutes%20together%2C%20during%20which%20time%20I'd%20accidentally%20swung%20a%20sword%20at%20her%2C%20she'd%20saved%20my%20life%2C%20and%20I'd%20run%20away%20chased%20by%20a%20band%20of%20supernatural%20killing%20machines.%20You%20know%2C%20your%20typical%20chance%20meeting.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor We'd spent maybe ten minutes together, during which time I'd accidentally swung a sword at her, she'... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gerard-nolst-trenite-quote-meaning-13163 2026-04-15T19:14:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13163.png?q=Dearest%20creature%20in%20creation%2C&a=Gerard%20Nolst%20Trenit%C3%A9&c=Humor Dearest creature in creation, — Gerard Nolst Trenité Gerard Nolst Trenité quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/salman-rushdie-quote-meaning-13164 2026-04-15T19:14:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13164.png?q=%E2%80%8ENo%20people%20whose%20word%20for%20'yesterday'%20is%20the%20same%20as%20their%20word%20for%20'tomorrow'%20can%20be%20said%20to%20have%20a%20firm%20grip%20on%20the%20time.&a=Salman%20Rushdie&c=Humor ‎No people whose word for 'yesterday' is the same as their word for 'tomorrow' can be said to have a... — Salman Rushdie Salman Rushdie quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/pb-kerr-quote-meaning-13165 2026-04-15T19:14:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13165.png?q=When%20something%20needs%20to%20be%20said%2C%20you%20look%20for%20a%20man%20to%20say%20it.%20But%20when%20something%20needs%20actually%20to%20be%20done%2C%20you%20look%20for%20a%20woman.&a=P.B.%20Kerr&c=Humor When something needs to be said, you look for a man to say it. But when something needs actually to ... — P.B. Kerr P.B. Kerr quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bill-watterson-quote-meaning-13166 2026-04-15T19:14:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13166.png?q=Look!%20A%20trickle%20of%20water%20running%20through%20some%20dirt!%20I'd%20say%20our%20afternoon%20just%20got%20booked%20solid!&a=Bill%20Watterson&c=Humor Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid! — Bill Watterson Bill Watterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/wodehouse-quote-meaning-nietzsche-13167 2026-04-15T19:14:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13167.png?q=You%20would%20not%20enjoy%20Nietzsche%2C%20sir.%20He%20is%20fundamentally%20unsound.&a=P.G.%20Wodehouse&c=Humor You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound. — P.G. Wodehouse P.G. Wodehouse quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/how-do-you-feel-right-now-quote-meaning-13168 2026-04-15T19:14:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13168.png?q=How%20do%20you%20feel%20right%20now%3F&a=Richelle%20Mead&c=Humor How do you feel right now? — Richelle Mead Richelle Mead quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/alyson-noel-quote-meaning-13169 2026-04-15T19:14:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13169.png?q=Close%20your%20eyes%20and%20picture%20it.%20Can%20you%20see%20it%3F&a=Alyson%20Noel&c=Humor Close your eyes and picture it. Can you see it? — Alyson Noel Alyson Noel quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/your-balls-mr-darcy-quote-meaning-13170 2026-04-15T19:14:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13170.png?q=Elizabeth%3A%20%22Your%20balls%2C%20Mr.%20Darcy%3F&a=Seth%20Grahame-Smith&c=Humor Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy? — Seth Grahame-Smith Seth Grahame-Smith quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/louise-rennison-quote-meaning-13171 2026-04-15T19:14:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13171.png?q=He%20who%20laughs%20last%20laughs%20the%20laughiest.&a=Louise%20Rennison&c=Humor He who laughs last laughs the laughiest. — Louise Rennison Louise Rennison quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jeaniene-frost-quote-meaning-13172 2026-04-15T19:14:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13172.png?q=...cursing%20my%20heels%20and%20debating%20whether%20it%20was%20faster%20to%20stop%20and%20take%20them%20off--damn%20ankle%20straps!--or%20keep%20running%20with%20the%20potential%20neck%20breakers.%20Wouldn%E2%80%99t%20that%20make%20a%20charming%20epitaph%3F%20Here%20lies%20Cat.%20Killed%20not%20by%20fang%2C%20but%20Ferragamos.&a=Jeaniene%20Frost&c=Humor ...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!... — Jeaniene Frost Jeaniene Frost quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/james-dashner-quote-meaning-13173 2026-04-15T19:14:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13173.png?q=I%20can%20still%20kick%20your%20pony-lovin'%20butt%20with%20twice%20this%20much%20pain.&a=James%20Dashner&c=Humor I can still kick your pony-lovin' butt with twice this much pain. — James Dashner James Dashner quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/you-like-them-quote-meaning-13174 2026-04-15T19:14:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13174.png?q=You%20like%20them%2C%22%20I%20realized.&a=Michelle%20Hodkin&c=Humor You like them," I realized. — Michelle Hodkin Michelle Hodkin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/natsuki-takaya-quote-meaning-13175 2026-04-15T19:14:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13175.png?q=Ayame%3A%20%22Yuki%2C%20let's%20deepen%20the%20bond%20between%20us%20brothers!&a=Natsuki%20Takaya&c=Humor Ayame: "Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers! — Natsuki Takaya Natsuki Takaya quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13176 2026-04-15T19:14:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13176.png?q=Simon%3A%20So%20were%20you%20following%20me%3F%20Or%20is%20it%20just%20an%20amazing%20coincidence%20that%20you%20happened%20to%20be%20on%20the%20roof%20of%20a%20building%20I%20was%20walking%20by%20when%20I%20got%20attacked%3F&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Simon: So were you following me? Or is it just an amazing coincidence that you happened to be on the... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13177 2026-04-15T19:14:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13177.png?q=Bitten%3F%20You%20mean%20you're%20a-&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Bitten? You mean you're a- — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brian-andreas-quote-meaning-13178 2026-04-15T19:14:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13178.png?q=We%20lay%20there%20and%20looked%20up%20at%20the%20night%20sky%20and%20she%20told%20me%20about%20stars%20called%20blue%20squares%20and%20red%20swirls%20and%20I%20told%20her%20I'd%20never%20heard%20of%20them.%20Of%20course%20not%2C%20she%20said%2C%20the%20really%20important%20stuff%20they%20never%20tell%20you.%20You%20have%20to%20imagine%20it%20on%20your%20own.&a=Brian%20Andreas&c=Humor We lay there and looked up at the night sky and she told me about stars called blue squares and red ... — Brian Andreas Brian Andreas quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/great-gaels-ireland-quote-meaning-13179 2026-04-15T19:14:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13179.png?q=The%20great%20Gaels%20of%20Ireland%20are%20the%20men%20that%20God%20made%20mad%2C&a=G.K.%20Chesterton&c=Humor The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad, — G.K. Chesterton G.K. Chesterton quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richelle-mead-quote-meaning-13180 2026-04-15T19:14:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13180.png?q=Do%20you%20love%20him%3F&a=Richelle%20Mead&c=Humor Do you love him? — Richelle Mead Richelle Mead quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-warlocks-13181 2026-04-15T19:14:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13181.png?q=So%20it's%20true%20what%20they%20say%20about%20warlocks%2C%20then%3F&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor So it's true what they say about warlocks, then? — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/andy-warhol-quote-meaning-13182 2026-04-15T19:14:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13182.png?q=An%20artist%20is%20somebody%20who%20produces%20things%20that%20people%20don't%20need%20to%20have.&a=Andy%20Warhol&c=Humor An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. — Andy Warhol Andy Warhol quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/woody-allen-quote-meaning-13183 2026-04-15T19:14:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13183.png?q=I%20hate%20reality%20but%20it's%20still%20the%20best%20place%20to%20get%20a%20good%20steak.&a=Woody%20Allen&c=Humor I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak. — Woody Allen Woody Allen quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kresley-cole-quote-meaning-13184 2026-04-15T19:14:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13184.png?q=I%20had%20just%20heard%20tales%20that%20the%20Valkyrie%20were%20large%20warriors%2C%20akin%20to%20Amazons.&a=Kresley%20Cole&c=Humor I had just heard tales that the Valkyrie were large warriors, akin to Amazons. — Kresley Cole Kresley Cole quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-13185 2026-04-15T19:14:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13185.png?q=Speak%20softly%20and%20employ%20a%20huge%20man%20with%20a%20crowbar.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar. — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-kennedy-toole-quote-meaning-13186 2026-04-15T19:14:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13186.png?q=...I%20doubt%20very%20seriously%20whether%20anyone%20will%20hire%20me.'&a=John%20Kennedy%20Toole&c=Humor ...I doubt very seriously whether anyone will hire me.' — John Kennedy Toole John Kennedy Toole quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/douglas-adams-quote-meaning-13187 2026-04-15T19:14:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13187.png?q=The%20first%20ten%20million%20years%20were%20the%20worst%2C%22%20said%20Marvin%2C%20%22and%20the%20second%20ten%20million%20years%2C%20they%20were%20the%20worst%20too.%20The%20third%20ten%20million%20years%20I%20didn't%20enjoy%20at%20all.%20After%20that%20I%20went%20into%20a%20bit%20of%20a%20decline.&a=Douglas%20Adams&c=Humor The first ten million years were the worst," said Marvin, "and the second ten million years, they we... — Douglas Adams Douglas Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/understanding-fredrik-backman-quote-13188 2026-04-15T19:14:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13188.png?q=One%20morning%20you%20wake%20up%20with%20more%20life%20behind%20you%20than%20in%20front%20of%20you%2C%20not%20being%20able%20to%20understand%20how%20it%E2%80%99s%20happened.&a=Fredrik%20Backman&c=Humor One morning you wake up with more life behind you than in front of you, not being able to understand... — Fredrik Backman Fredrik Backman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/greatest-evil-anthony-horowitz-quote-13189 2026-04-15T19:14:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13189.png?q=Let%20me%20ask%20you%20a%20question%20Alex.%20What%20do%20you%20think%20is%20the%20greatest%20evil%20on%20this%20plant%20today%3F&a=Anthony%20Horowitz&c=Humor Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today? — Anthony Horowitz Anthony Horowitz quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hunter-s-thompson-quote-meaning-13190 2026-04-15T19:14:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13190.png?q=Hallucinations%20are%20bad%20enough.%20But%20after%20awhile%20you%20learn%20to%20cope%20with%20things%20like%20seeing%20your%20dead%20grandmother%20crawling%20up%20your%20leg%20with%20a%20knife%20in%20her%20teeth.%20Most%20acid%20fanciers%20can%20handle%20this%20sort%20of%20thing.%20But%20nobody%20can%20handle%20that%20other%20trip-the%20possibility%20that%20any%20freak%20with%20%241.98%20can%20walk%20into%20the%20Circus-Circus%20and%20suddenly%20appear%20in%20the%20sky%20over%20downtown%20Las%20Vegas%20twelve%20times%20the%20size%20of%20God%2C%20howling%20anything%20that%20comes%20into%20his%20head.%20No%2C%20this%20is%20not%20a%20good%20town%20for%20psychedelic%20drugs.&a=Hunter%20S.%20Thompson&c=Humor Hallucinations are bad enough. But after awhile you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead ... — Hunter S. Thompson Hunter S. Thompson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-twain-quote-meaning-13191 2026-04-15T19:14:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13191.png?q=The%20lack%20of%20money%20is%20the%20root%20of%20all%20evil.&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor The lack of money is the root of all evil. — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/james-dashner-quote-meaning-13192 2026-04-15T19:14:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13192.png?q=He%20whipped%20out%20his%20sheet%2C%20then%20pulled%20it%20over%20himself%20and%20wrapped%20it%20tightly%20around%20his%20face%20like%20an%20old%20woman%20in%20a%20shawl.&a=James%20Dashner&c=Humor He whipped out his sheet, then pulled it over himself and wrapped it tightly around his face like an... — James Dashner James Dashner quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/michel-houellebecq-quote-meaning-13193 2026-04-15T19:14:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13193.png?q=People%20often%20say%20that%20the%20English%20are%20very%20cold%20fish%2C%20very%20reserved%2C%20that%20they%20have%20a%20way%20of%20looking%20at%20things%20%E2%80%93%20even%20tragedy%20%E2%80%93%20with%20a%20sense%20of%20irony.%20There%E2%80%99s%20some%20truth%20in%20it%3B%20it%E2%80%99s%20pretty%20stupid%20of%20them%2C%20though.%20Humor%20won%E2%80%99t%20save%20you%3B%20it%20doesn%E2%80%99t%20really%20do%20anything%20at%20all.%20You%20can%20look%20at%20life%20ironically%20for%20years%2C%20maybe%20decades%3B%20there%20are%20people%20who%20seem%20to%20go%20through%20most%20of%20their%20lives%20seeing%20the%20funny%20side%2C%20but%20in%20the%20end%2C%20life%20always%20breaks%20your%20heart.%20Doesn%E2%80%99t%20matter%20how%20brave%20you%20are%2C%20how%20reserved%2C%20or%20how%20much%20you%E2%80%99ve%20developed%20a%20sense%20of%20humor%2C%20you%20still%20end%20up%20with%20your%20heart%20broken.%20That%E2%80%99s%20when%20you%20stop%20laughing.%20In%20the%20end%20there%E2%80%99s%20just%20the%20cold%2C%20the%20silence%20and%20the%20loneliness.%20In%20the%20end%2C%20there%E2%80%99s%20only%20death.&a=Michel%20Houellebecq&c=Humor People often say that the English are very cold fish, very reserved, that they have a way of looking... — Michel Houellebecq Michel Houellebecq quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bill-watterson-quote-meaning-13194 2026-04-15T19:14:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13194.png?q=Years%20from%20now%2C%20when%20I'm%20successful%20and%20happy%2C%20...and%20he's%20in%20prison...%20I%20hope%20I'm%20not%20too%20mature%20to%20gloat.&a=Bill%20Watterson&c=Humor Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to... — Bill Watterson Bill Watterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/shigure-quote-meaning-life-lesson-13195 2026-04-15T19:14:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13195.png?q=Shigure%3A%20%22Lemme%20guess%3B%20you%20lost%20your%20temper%20and%20yelled%20at%20her%20again%2C%20right%3F%20You%20know%2C%20you%20shouldn't%20do%20that%20if%20you're%20just%20going%20to%20regret%20it.%20Not%20too%20bright%2C%20now%20is%20it%3F&a=Natsuki%20Takaya&c=Humor Shigure: "Lemme guess; you lost your temper and yelled at her again, right? You know, you shouldn't ... — Natsuki Takaya Natsuki Takaya quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephen-hawking-quote-meaning-13196 2026-04-15T19:14:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13196.png?q=The%20downside%20of%20my%20celebrity%20is%20that%20I%20cannot%20go%20anywhere%20in%20the%20world%20without%20being%20recognized.%20It%20is%20not%20enough%20for%20me%20to%20wear%20dark%20sunglasses%20and%20a%20wig.%20The%20wheelchair%20gives%20me%20away.&a=Stephen%20Hawking&c=Humor The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It ... — Stephen Hawking Stephen Hawking quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tom-upton-quote-meaning-13197 2026-04-15T19:14:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13197.png?q=I%20really%20should%20come%20with%20a%20warning%20label.&a=Tom%20Upton&c=Humor I really should come with a warning label. — Tom Upton Tom Upton quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/to-err-is-human-to-purr-is-feline-meaning-13198 2026-04-15T19:14:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13198.png?q=To%20err%20is%20human%2C%20to%20purr%20is%20feline.&a=Robert%20Byrne&c=Humor To err is human, to purr is feline. — Robert Byrne Robert Byrne quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/carrie-vaughn-quote-meaning-13199 2026-04-15T19:14:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13199.png?q=I'm%20a%20werewolf%20trapped%20in%20a%20human%20body.&a=Carrie%20Vaughn&c=Humor I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body. — Carrie Vaughn Carrie Vaughn quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jane-austen-quote-meaning-tea-13200 2026-04-15T19:14:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13200.png?q=But%20indeed%20I%20would%20rather%20have%20nothing%20but%20tea.&a=Jane%20Austen&c=Humor But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea. — Jane Austen Jane Austen quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/alexandra-bracken-quote-meaning-13201 2026-04-15T19:14:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13201.png?q=You%20wanna%20go%20build%20some%20shelves%20with%20me%3F&a=Alexandra%20Bracken&c=Humor You wanna go build some shelves with me? — Alexandra Bracken Alexandra Bracken quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/p-c-cast-quote-meaning-13202 2026-04-15T19:14:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13202.png?q=Oh%20for%20craps%20sake.%20You're%20not%20dying%20again%2C%20are%20you%3F%20It's%20seriously%20inconvenient%20when%20you%20do%20that.%22%20-Aphrodite&a=P.C.%20Cast&c=Humor Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -... — P.C. Cast P.C. Cast quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/if-you-love-something-let-it-go-quote-meaning-13203 2026-04-15T19:14:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13203.png?q=If%20you%20love%20something%2C%20let%20it%20go.&a=B.J.%20Novak&c=Humor If you love something, let it go. — B.J. Novak B.J. Novak quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cate-tiernan-quote-meaning-13204 2026-04-15T19:14:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13204.png?q=Yes.%20Reyn%20is%20our%20resident%20horse%20master.%20He%20has%20an%20excellent%20seat.&a=Cate%20Tiernan&c=Humor Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat. — Cate Tiernan Cate Tiernan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13205 2026-04-15T19:14:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13205.png?q=Why%20are%20you%20here%3F&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Why are you here? — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/caitlin-moran-glass-ceiling-quote-meaning-13206 2026-04-15T19:14:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13206.png?q=It's%20difficult%20to%20see%20the%20glass%20ceiling%20because%20it's%20made%20of%20glass.%20Virtually%20invisible.%20What%20we%20need%20is%20for%20more%20birds%20to%20fly%20above%20it%20and%20shit%20all%20over%20it%2C%20so%20we%20can%20see%20it%20properly.&a=Caitlin%20Moran&c=Humor It's difficult to see the glass ceiling because it's made of glass. Virtually invisible. What we nee... — Caitlin Moran Caitlin Moran quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/james-patterson-quote-meaning-blind-13207 2026-04-15T19:14:39.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13207.png?q=And%20you're%20blind%3F&a=James%20Patterson&c=Humor And you're blind? — James Patterson James Patterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jr-ward-quote-meaning-13208 2026-04-15T19:14:39.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13208.png?q=V%20shook%20his%20head.%20%E2%80%9CRemember%20what%20you%20saw%20in%20that%20clearing%2C%20cop%3F%20How%E2%80%99d%20you%20like%20that%20anywhere%20near%20a%20female%20you%20loved%3F&a=J.R.%20Ward&c=Humor V shook his head. “Remember what you saw in that clearing, cop? How’d you like that anywhere near a ... — J.R. Ward J.R. Ward quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/linda-howard-quote-meaning-13209 2026-04-15T19:14:39.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13209.png?q=Is%20it%20time%20for%20your%20period%2C%20or%20something%3F&a=Linda%20Howard&c=Humor Is it time for your period, or something? — Linda Howard Linda Howard quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/charles-schultz-quote-meaning-13210 2026-04-15T19:14:39.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13210.png?q=I%20know%20the%20answer!%20The%20answer%20lies%20within%20the%20heart%20of%20all%20mankind!%20The%20answer%20is%20twelve%3F%20I%20think%20I'm%20in%20the%20wrong%20building.&a=Charles%20Schultz&c=Humor I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'... — Charles Schultz Charles Schultz quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steve-martin-quote-meaning-13211 2026-04-15T19:14:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13211.png?q=Before%20you%20criticize%20a%20man%2C%20walk%20a%20mile%20in%20his%20shoes.%20That%20way%2C%20when%20you%20do%20criticize%20him%2C%20you'll%20be%20a%20mile%20away%20and%20have%20his%20shoes.&a=Steve%20Martin&c=Humor Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be... — Steve Martin Steve Martin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephen-colbert-quote-meaning-13212 2026-04-15T19:14:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13212.png?q=A%20father%20has%20to%20be%20a%20provider%2C%20a%20teacher%2C%20a%20role%20model%2C%20but%20most%20importantly%2C%20a%20distant%20authority%20figure%20who%20can%20never%20be%20pleased.%20Otherwise%2C%20how%20will%20children%20ever%20understand%20the%20concept%20of%20God%3F&a=Stephen%20Colbert&c=Humor A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority fi... — Stephen Colbert Stephen Colbert quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dylan-thomas-quote-meaning-13213 2026-04-15T19:14:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13213.png?q=An%20alcoholic%20is%20someone%20you%20don't%20like%2C%20who%20drinks%20as%20much%20as%20you%20do.&a=Dylan%20Thomas&c=Humor An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do. — Dylan Thomas Dylan Thomas quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ramona-quimby-quote-meaning-13214 2026-04-15T19:14:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13214.png?q=If%20she%20can't%20spell%2C%20why%20is%20she%20a%20librarian%3F%20Librarians%20should%20know%20how%20to%20spell.&a=Ramona%20Quimby%20as%20written%20by%20Beverly%20Cleary&c=Humor If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell. — Ramona Quimby as written by Beverly Cleary Ramona Quimby as written by Beverly Cleary quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/elle-kennedy-quote-meaning-13215 2026-04-15T19:14:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13215.png?q=Jesus%20Christ%2C%20will%20you%20quit%20dictating%20this%20conversation%20to%20Hannah%3F'%20I%20grumble.%20'Bros%20before%20hos%2C%20dude.'&a=Elle%20Kennedy&c=Humor Jesus Christ, will you quit dictating this conversation to Hannah?' I grumble. 'Bros before hos, dud... — Elle Kennedy Elle Kennedy quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/felicia-day-quote-meaning-13216 2026-04-15T19:14:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13216.png?q=I%20have%20dozens%20of%20loyal%20fans!%20Baker's%20dozens!%20%E2%80%A6they%20come%20in%20thirteens.&a=Felicia%20Day&c=Humor I have dozens of loyal fans! Baker's dozens! …they come in thirteens. — Felicia Day Felicia Day quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/adichie-quote-meaning-black-identity-13217 2026-04-15T19:14:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13217.png?q=Dear%20Non-American%20Black%2C%20when%20you%20make%20the%20choice%20to%20come%20to%20America%2C%20you%20become%20black.%20Stop%20arguing.%20Stop%20saying%20I'm%20Jamaican%20or%20I'm%20Ghanaian.%20America%20doesn't%20care.&a=Chimamanda%20Ngozi%20Adichie&c=Humor Dear Non-American Black, when you make the choice to come to America, you become black. Stop arguing... — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/louisa-may-alcott-quote-meaning-13218 2026-04-15T19:14:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13218.png?q=Girls%20are%20so%20queer%20you%20never%20know%20what%20they%20mean.%20They%20say%20no%20when%20they%20mean%20yes%2C%20and%20drive%20a%20man%20out%20of%20his%20wits%20just%20for%20the%20fun%20of%20it.&a=Louisa%20May%20Alcott&c=Humor Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say no when they mean yes, and drive a man ou... — Louisa May Alcott Louisa May Alcott quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/janet-dailey-quote-meaning-13219 2026-04-15T19:14:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13219.png?q=Someday%20is%20not%20a%20day%20of%20the%20week.&a=Janet%20Dailey&c=Humor Someday is not a day of the week. — Janet Dailey Janet Dailey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/patricia-briggs-quote-meaning-13220 2026-04-15T19:14:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13220.png?q=Intelligent%20men%20are%20dangerous.&a=Patricia%20Briggs&c=Humor Intelligent men are dangerous. — Patricia Briggs Patricia Briggs quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/will-smith-quote-meaning-13221 2026-04-15T19:14:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13221.png?q=We%20spend%20money%20that%20we%20do%20not%20have%2C%20on%20things%20we%20do%20not%20need%2C%20to%20impress%20people%20who%20do%20not%20care.&a=Will%20Smith&c=Humor We spend money that we do not have, on things we do not need, to impress people who do not care. — Will Smith Will Smith quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/aristotle-quote-meaning-humor-13222 2026-04-15T19:14:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13222.png?q=The%20secret%20to%20humor%20is%20surprise.&a=Aristotle&c=Humor The secret to humor is surprise. — Aristotle Aristotle quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/frank-didnt-drop-you-on-purpose-13223 2026-04-15T19:14:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13223.png?q=Frank%20didn%E2%80%99t%20drop%20you%20on%20purpose%2C%E2%80%9D%20she%20said.%20%E2%80%9CHe%E2%80%99s%20not%20like%20that.%20He%E2%80%99s%20just%20a%20little%20clumsy%20sometimes.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Frank didn’t drop you on purpose,” she said. “He’s not like that. He’s just a little clumsy sometime... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-carlin-quote-meaning-13224 2026-04-15T19:14:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13224.png?q=It%20turned%20out%20I%20was%20pretty%20good%20in%20science.%20But%20again%2C%20because%20of%20the%20small%20budget%2C%20in%20science%20class%20we%20couldn't%20afford%20to%20do%20experiments%20in%20order%20to%20prove%20theories.%20We%20just%20believed%20everything.%20Actually%2C%20I%20think%20that%20class%20was%20called%20Religion.%20Religion%20class%20was%20always%20an%20easy%20class.%20All%20you%20had%20to%20do%20was%20suspend%20the%20logic%20and%20reasoning%20you%20were%20being%20taught%20in%20all%20the%20other%20classes.&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class... — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/karen-marie-moning-quote-meaning-13225 2026-04-15T19:14:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13225.png?q=The%20more%20excited%20I%20get%2C%20the%20more%20I%20vibrate.&a=Karen%20Marie%20Moning&c=Humor The more excited I get, the more I vibrate. — Karen Marie Moning Karen Marie Moning quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sherrilyn-kenyon-quote-meaning-13226 2026-04-15T19:14:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13226.png?q=Well%22%2C%20Fang%20said%2C%20mimicking%20a%20thick%20Southern%20drawl.%20%22I%20must%20say%20its%20mighty%20nice%20of%20them%20Daimons%20to%20clean%20up%20after%20themselves%20when%20you%20kill%20them%22%20He%20held%20his%20hands%20up%20to%20them.%20%22Look%20Ma%2C%20no%20mess.&a=Sherrilyn%20Kenyon&c=Humor Well", Fang said, mimicking a thick Southern drawl. "I must say its mighty nice of them Daimons to c... — Sherrilyn Kenyon Sherrilyn Kenyon quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dan-wells-quote-meaning-13227 2026-04-15T19:14:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13227.png?q=I've%20been%20clinically%20diagnosed%20with%20sociopathy%2C'%20I%20said.%20'Do%20you%20know%20what%20that%20means%3F'&a=Dan%20Wells&c=Humor I've been clinically diagnosed with sociopathy,' I said. 'Do you know what that means?' — Dan Wells Dan Wells quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/neil-gaiman-heaven-has-no-taste-meaning-13228 2026-04-15T19:14:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13228.png?q=Heaven%20has%20no%20taste.&a=Neil%20Gaiman%2C%20Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor Heaven has no taste. — Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/laurell-k-hamilton-quote-meaning-13229 2026-04-15T19:14:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13229.png?q=I'd%20been%20willing%20to%20kill%20for%20the%20people%20I%20loved%20for%20a%20very%20long%20time%3B%20now%20I%20had%20to%20start%20living%20for%20them.&a=Laurell%20K.%20Hamilton&c=Humor I'd been willing to kill for the people I loved for a very long time; now I had to start living for ... — Laurell K. Hamilton Laurell K. Hamilton quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/justin-halpern-quote-meaning-13230 2026-04-15T19:14:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13230.png?q=You're%20like%20a%20tornado%20of%20bullshit%20right%20now.%20We'll%20talk%20again%20when%20your%20bullshit%20dies%20out%20over%20someone%20else's%20house.&a=Justin%20Halpern&c=Humor You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someo... — Justin Halpern Justin Halpern quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/colleen-houck-quote-meaning-13231 2026-04-15T19:14:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13231.png?q=A%20tiger%20only%20needs%20three%20things%20to%20be%20comfortable.%20Lots%20of%20food%2C%20sleep%2C%20and%E2%80%A6actually%2C%20no%20it%E2%80%99s%20just%20those%20two%20things.&a=Colleen%20Houck&c=Humor A tiger only needs three things to be comfortable. Lots of food, sleep, and…actually, no it’s just t... — Colleen Houck Colleen Houck quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ilona-andrews-quote-meaning-13232 2026-04-15T19:14:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13232.png?q=It%20seems%20that%20the%20young%20woman%20made%20some%20indelicate%20suggestion%20of%20a%20threesome...When%20I%20got%20there%2C%20Miss%20Nash%20was%20standing%20by%20the%20hot%20tub%20in%20a%20small%20bikini%2C%20pointing%20the%20business%20end%20of%20a%20SIG-Sauer%20P-226%20at%20her%20fella%20and%20concerned%20members%20of%20the%20hotel%20staff%2C%20while%20dunking%20the%20scantily%20clad%20female's%20head%20under%20the%20water%20and%20asking%2C%20%22Who's%20diving%20for%20clams%20now%2C%20bitch%3F&a=Ilona%20Andrews&c=Humor It seems that the young woman made some indelicate suggestion of a threesome...When I got there, Mis... — Ilona Andrews Ilona Andrews quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13233 2026-04-15T19:14:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13233.png?q=No'%20is%20a%20magical%20word%2C%22%20he%20told%20her.%20%22Here's%20how%20it%20goes.%20You%20say%2C%20'Simon%2C%20I%20have%20an%20insane%2C%20suicidal%20plan.%20Would%20you%20like%20to%20help%20me%20carry%20it%20out%3F'%20And%20I%20say%2C%20%22Why%2C%20no.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor No' is a magical word," he told her. "Here's how it goes. You say, 'Simon, I have an insane, suicida... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/calvin-and-hobbes-scrabble-quote-meaning-13234 2026-04-15T19:14:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13234.png?q=%5BCalvin%20and%20Hobbes%20are%20playing%20Scrabble.%5D&a=Bill%20Watterson&c=Humor [Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.] — Bill Watterson Bill Watterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/crashing-monica-party-quote-meaning-13235 2026-04-15T19:14:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13235.png?q=I%20like%20the%20sound%20of%20that%2C%20crashing%20Monica's%20party%2C%22%20he%20glanced%20at%20Michael%2C%20then%20quickly%20away.%20%22What%20about%20you%3F%20That%20break%20some%20kind%20of%20vampire%20rules%20or%20something%3F&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor I like the sound of that, crashing Monica's party," he glanced at Michael, then quickly away. "What ... — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/groucho-marx-quote-meaning-13236 2026-04-15T19:14:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13236.png?q=Before%20I%20speak%2C%20I%20have%20something%20important%20to%20say.&a=Groucho%20Marx&c=Humor Before I speak, I have something important to say. — Groucho Marx Groucho Marx quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/maureen-johnson-quote-meaning-13237 2026-04-15T19:14:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13237.png?q=Claim%20whatever%20you%20want.%20Say%20you%20only%20want%20a%20happy%20family%20or%20a%20successful%20career%20or%20a%20big%20house.%20I%20say%3A%20no%2C%20that's%20not%20what%20you%20want.%20You'll%20settle%20for%20those%20things%2C%20but%20you%20really%20want%20a%20monkey%20that%20does%20your%20evil%20bidding.%20Pullman%20is%20a%20genius%20just%20for%20this.&a=Maureen%20Johnson&c=Humor Claim whatever you want. Say you only want a happy family or a successful career or a big house. I s... — Maureen Johnson Maureen Johnson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/robert-asprin-quote-meaning-13238 2026-04-15T19:14:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13238.png?q=When%20things%20are%20at%20their%20blackest%2C%20I%20say%20to%20myself%2C%20'Cheer%20up%2C%20things%20could%20be%20worse.'%20And%20sure%20enough%2C%20they%20get%20worse.&a=Robert%20Asprin%2C%20editor&c=Humor When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enou... — Robert Asprin, editor Robert Asprin, editor quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/alex-levine-quote-meaning-13239 2026-04-15T19:14:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13239.png?q=Only%20Irish%20coffee%20provides%20in%20a%20single%20glass%20all%20four%20essential%20food%20groups%3A%20alcohol%2C%20caffeine%2C%20sugar%20and%20fat.&a=Alex%20Levine&c=Humor Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, suga... — Alex Levine Alex Levine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/nico-shouldnt-be-sitting-at-hades-table-13240 2026-04-15T19:14:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13240.png?q=Nico%2C%E2%80%9D%20I%20said%20at%20last%2C%20%E2%80%9Cshouldn%E2%80%99t%20you%20be%20sitting%20at%20the%20Hades%20table%3F&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Nico,” I said at last, “shouldn’t you be sitting at the Hades table? — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/diana-wynne-jones-quote-meaning-13241 2026-04-15T19:14:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13241.png?q=Look.%20Survey.%20Inspect.%20My%20hair%20is%20ruined!%20I%20look%20like%20a%20pan%20of%20bacon%20and%20eggs!&a=Diana%20Wynne%20Jones&c=Humor Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs! — Diana Wynne Jones Diana Wynne Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/paris-reyes-lucien-humor-quote-meaning-13242 2026-04-15T19:14:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13242.png?q=Paris%20answered%20for%20him.%20%22Last%20time%20he%20spread%20the%20flashing%20love%2C%20Reyes%20threw%20up%20all%20over%20his%20shirt.%20I%20never%20laughed%20so%20hard%20in%20my%20life.%20Lucien%2C%20though%2C%20has%20no%20sense%20of%20humor%20and%20vowed%20never%20to%20take%20us%20again.&a=Gena%20Showalter&c=Humor Paris answered for him. "Last time he spread the flashing love, Reyes threw up all over his shirt. I... — Gena Showalter Gena Showalter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lauren-morrill-quote-meaning-13243 2026-04-15T19:14:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13243.png?q=There's%20a%20difference%20between%20preferring%20books%20to%20parties%20and%20preferring%20sixteen%20cats%20to%20seeing%20the%20light%20of%20day.&a=Lauren%20Morrill&c=Humor There's a difference between preferring books to parties and preferring sixteen cats to seeing the l... — Lauren Morrill Lauren Morrill quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/neil-gaiman-quote-meaning-13244 2026-04-15T19:14:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13244.png?q=There%20are%20four%20simple%20ways%20for%20the%20observant%20to%20tell%20Mr.%20Croup%20and%20Mr.%20Vandemar%20apart%3A%20first%2C%20Mr.%20Vandemar%20is%20two%20and%20a%20half%20heads%20taller%20than%20Mr.%20Croup%3B%20second%2C%20Mr.%20Croup%20has%20eyes%20of%20a%20faded%20china%20blue%2C%20while%20Mr.%20Vandemar's%20eyes%20are%20brown%3B%20third%2C%20while%20Mr.%20Vandemar%20fashioned%20the%20rings%20he%20wears%20on%20his%20right%20hand%20out%20of%20the%20skulls%20of%20four%20ravens%2C%20Mr.%20Croup%20has%20no%20obvious%20jewelery%3B%20fourth%2C%20Mr.%20Croup%20likes%20words%2C%20while%20Mr.%20Vandemar%20is%20always%20hungry.%20Also%2C%20they%20look%20nothing%20at%20all%20alike.&a=Neil%20Gaiman&c=Humor There are four simple ways for the observant to tell Mr. Croup and Mr. Vandemar apart: first, Mr. Va... — Neil Gaiman Neil Gaiman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jerome-k-jerome-quote-meaning-13245 2026-04-15T19:14:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13245.png?q=I%20don't%20know%20why%20it%20should%20be%2C%20I%20am%20sure%3B%20but%20the%20sight%20of%20another%20man%20asleep%20in%20bed%20when%20I%20am%20up%2C%20maddens%20me.&a=Jerome%20K.%20Jerome&c=Humor I don't know why it should be, I am sure; but the sight of another man asleep in bed when I am up, m... — Jerome K. Jerome Jerome K. Jerome quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/neil-gaiman-quote-meaning-13246 2026-04-15T19:14:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13246.png?q=So%20many%20things%20to%20see%2C%20people%20to%20do.&a=Neil%20Gaiman&c=Humor So many things to see, people to do. — Neil Gaiman Neil Gaiman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/chris-colfer-quote-meaning-13247 2026-04-15T19:14:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13247.png?q=What%20grinds%20me%20the%20most%20is%20we're%20sending%20kids%20out%20into%20the%20world%20who%20don't%20know%20how%20to%20balance%20a%20checkbook%2C%20don't%20know%20how%20to%20apply%20for%20a%20loan%2C%20don't%20even%20know%20how%20to%20properly%20fill%20out%20a%20job%20application%2C%20but%20because%20they%20know%20the%20quadratic%20formula%20we%20consider%20them%20prepared%20for%20the%20world%60&a=Chris%20Colfer&c=Humor What grinds me the most is we're sending kids out into the world who don't know how to balance a che... — Chris Colfer Chris Colfer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/henry-miller-quote-meaning-13248 2026-04-15T19:14:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13248.png?q=Sex%20is%20one%20of%20the%20nine%20reasons%20for%20reincarnation.%20The%20other%20eight%20are%20unimportant&a=Henry%20Miller&c=Humor Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant — Henry Miller Henry Miller quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bill-maher-quote-meaning-13249 2026-04-15T19:14:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13249.png?q=Can%20we%20go%20back%20to%20using%20Facebook%20for%20what%20it%20was%20originally%20for%20-%20looking%20up%20exes%20to%20see%20how%20fat%20they%20got%3F&a=Bill%20Maher&c=Humor Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat the... — Bill Maher Bill Maher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/zebra-dancing-quote-meaning-13250 2026-04-15T19:14:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13250.png?q=Somewhere%2C%20the%20zebra%20is%20dancing.&a=Garth%20Stein&c=Humor Somewhere, the zebra is dancing. — Garth Stein Garth Stein quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dogs-respect-dressing-well-quote-meaning-13251 2026-04-15T19:14:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13251.png?q=There%20is%20one%20other%20reason%20for%20dressing%20well%2C%20namely%20that%20dogs%20respect%20it%2C%20and%20will%20not%20attack%20you%20in%20good%20clothes.&a=Ralph%20Waldo%20Emerson&c=Humor There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in... — Ralph Waldo Emerson Ralph Waldo Emerson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/laurell-k-hamilton-quote-meaning-13252 2026-04-15T19:14:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13252.png?q=His%20eyes%20widened%20just%20a%20bit%2C%20his%20lips%20flexed.%20I%20realized%20he%20was%20trying%20not%20to%20laugh.%20I%20hate%20it%20when%20people%20find%20my%20threats%20amusing.&a=Laurell%20K.%20Hamilton&c=Humor His eyes widened just a bit, his lips flexed. I realized he was trying not to laugh. I hate it when ... — Laurell K. Hamilton Laurell K. Hamilton quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/patrick-ness-quote-meaning-13253 2026-04-15T19:14:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13253.png?q=Being%20a%20leader%20is%20making%20the%20people%20you%20love%20hate%20you%20a%20little%20more%20each%20day.&a=Patrick%20Ness&c=Humor Being a leader is making the people you love hate you a little more each day. — Patrick Ness Patrick Ness quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/victoria-schwab-what-are-you-quote-meaning-13254 2026-04-15T19:14:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13254.png?q=What%20are%20you%3F%22%20she%20asked.&a=Victoria%20Schwab&c=Humor What are you?" she asked. — Victoria Schwab Victoria Schwab quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steven-wright-quote-meaning-13255 2026-04-15T19:14:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13255.png?q=Everyone%20has%20a%20photographic%20Memory%2C%20some%20just%20don't%20have%20film.&a=Steven%20Wright&c=Humor Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film. — Steven Wright Steven Wright quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/drew-carey-quote-meaning-13256 2026-04-15T19:14:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13256.png?q=It%20isn%60t%20premarital%20sex%20if%20you%20have%20no%20intention%20of%20getting%20married.&a=Drew%20Carey&c=Humor It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. — Drew Carey Drew Carey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/why-did-mother-ask-leif-help-13257 2026-04-15T19:14:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13257.png?q=Why%20did%20Mother%20ask%20you%20to%20help%20me%20rescue%20Gelsi%3F%E2%80%9D%20I%20asked%20Leif.&a=Maria%20V.%20Snyder&c=Humor Why did Mother ask you to help me rescue Gelsi?” I asked Leif. — Maria V. Snyder Maria V. Snyder quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/orson-scott-card-quote-meaning-13258 2026-04-15T19:14:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13258.png?q=This%20emotion%20I'm%20feeling%20now%2C%20this%20is%20love%2C%20right%3F&a=Orson%20Scott%20Card&c=Humor This emotion I'm feeling now, this is love, right? — Orson Scott Card Orson Scott Card quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kathy-reichs-quote-meaning-13259 2026-04-15T19:14:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13259.png?q=An%20elite%20confederacy%20of%20nerds.%20My%20peeps&a=Kathy%20Reichs&c=Humor An elite confederacy of nerds. My peeps — Kathy Reichs Kathy Reichs quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-flanagan-quote-meaning-13260 2026-04-15T19:14:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13260.png?q=Ah%2C%20Signor%20Halt%2C'%20he%20said%20uncertainly%2C%20'you%20are%20making%20a%20joke%2C%20yes%3F'&a=John%20Flanagan&c=Humor Ah, Signor Halt,' he said uncertainly, 'you are making a joke, yes?' — John Flanagan John Flanagan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/augusten-burroughs-quote-meaning-13261 2026-04-15T19:14:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13261.png?q=I%20am%20prone%20to%20envy.%20It%20is%20one%20of%20my%20three%20default%20emotions%2C%20the%20others%20being%20greed%20and%20rage.%20I%20have%20also%20experienced%20compassion%20and%20generosity%2C%20but%20only%20fleetingly%20and%20usually%20while%20drunk%2C%20so%20I%20have%20little%20memory.&a=Augusten%20Burroughs&c=Humor I am prone to envy. It is one of my three default emotions, the others being greed and rage. I have ... — Augusten Burroughs Augusten Burroughs quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/untied-shoelace-danger-meaning-13262 2026-04-15T19:14:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13262.png?q=An%20untied%20shoelace%20can%20be%20dangerous%2C'%20he%20said.&a=Derek%20Landy&c=Humor An untied shoelace can be dangerous,' he said. — Derek Landy Derek Landy quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/flock-rule-number-two-meaning-13263 2026-04-15T19:14:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13263.png?q=And%20Flock%20Rule%20Number%20Two%20is%2C%20Don't%20argue%20with%20Max%20or%20you'll%20live%20to%20regret%20it.%22%20I%20spun%20and%20stomped%20out%20to%20the%20clearing%2C%20turning%20back%20for%20one%20last%20jab%20at%20Dylan.%20%22And%20by%20the%20way%2C%20you%20clearly%20DON'T%20know%20me%20better%20than%20Fang%20does.%20Do%20you%20see%20Fang%20arguing%20with%20me%3F%20No%2C%20you%20do%20not.&a=James%20Patterson&c=Humor And Flock Rule Number Two is, Don't argue with Max or you'll live to regret it." I spun and stomped ... — James Patterson James Patterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cynthia-hand-quote-meaning-13264 2026-04-15T19:14:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13264.png?q=She%20shrugs.%22Men&a=Cynthia%20Hand&c=Humor She shrugs."Men — Cynthia Hand Cynthia Hand quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/chris-rock-quote-meaning-bullet-control-13265 2026-04-15T19:14:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13265.png?q=You%20don%E2%80%99t%20need%20no%20gun%20control%2C%20you%20know%20what%20you%20need%3F%20We%20need%20some%20bullet%20control.%20Men%2C%20we%20need%20to%20control%20the%20bullets%2C%20that%E2%80%99s%20right.%20I%20think%20all%20bullets%20should%20cost%20five%20thousand%20dollars%E2%80%A6%20five%20thousand%20dollars%20per%20bullet%E2%80%A6%20You%20know%20why%3F%20Cause%20if%20a%20bullet%20cost%20five%20thousand%20dollars%20there%20would%20be%20no%20more%20innocent%20bystanders.&a=Chris%20Rock&c=Humor You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to ... — Chris Rock Chris Rock quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/douglas-adams-quote-meaning-13266 2026-04-15T19:14:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13266.png?q=I%20think%20fish%20is%20nice%2C%20but%20then%20I%20think%20that%20rain%20is%20wet%2C%20so%20who%20am%20I%20to%20judge%3F&a=Douglas%20Adams&c=Humor I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? — Douglas Adams Douglas Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rj-palacio-quote-meaning-13267 2026-04-15T19:14:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13267.png?q=I%20actually%20like%20how%20doctors%20talk.%20I%20like%20the%20sound%20of%20science.%20I%20like%20how%20words%20you%20don't%20understand%20explain%20things%20you%20can't%20understand.&a=R.J.%20Palacio&c=Humor I actually like how doctors talk. I like the sound of science. I like how words you don't understand... — R.J. Palacio R.J. Palacio quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jeaniene-frost-quote-meaning-13268 2026-04-15T19:14:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13268.png?q=Don't%20care%20for%20her%20tongue%2C%20do%20you%3F%20How%20strange.%20I%20find%20it%20one%20of%20my%20favorite%20parts.&a=Jeaniene%20Frost&c=Humor Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts. — Jeaniene Frost Jeaniene Frost quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/understanding-marie-lu-quote-13269 2026-04-15T19:14:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13269.png?q=Where%20I%20come%20from%2C%20we're%20more%20about%20efficiency%2C'%20he%20replies.%20'A%20knife%20like%20this'll%20skewer%20food%2C%20smear%20butter%2C%20and%20slit%20throats%20all%20at%20the%20same%20time.&a=Marie%20Lu&c=Humor Where I come from, we're more about efficiency,' he replies. 'A knife like this'll skewer food, smea... — Marie Lu Marie Lu quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/christopher-moore-quote-meaning-13270 2026-04-15T19:14:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13270.png?q=I%20love%20you%20above%20all%20things%2C%20even%20pie.&a=Christopher%20Moore&c=Humor I love you above all things, even pie. — Christopher Moore Christopher Moore quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/molly-harper-quote-meaning-13271 2026-04-15T19:14:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13271.png?q=I%20think%20the%20very%20word%20stalking%20implies%20that%20you're%20not%20supposed%20to%20like%20it.%20Otherwise%2C%20it%20would%20be%20called%20'fluffy%20harmless%20observation%20time'.&a=Molly%20Harper&c=Humor I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be c... — Molly Harper Molly Harper quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13272 2026-04-15T19:14:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13272.png?q=I'm%20seven%20hundred%20years%20old%2C%20Alexander.%20I%20know%20when%20something%20isn't%20going%20to%20work.%20You%20won't%20even%20admit%20I%20exist%20to%20your%20parents.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor I'm seven hundred years old, Alexander. I know when something isn't going to work. You won't even ad... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/auntie-muriel-quote-meaning-13273 2026-04-15T19:14:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13273.png?q=Yes%2C%20my%20tiara%20sets%20off%20the%20whole%20thing%20nicely%2C%22%20said%20Auntie%20Muriel%20in%20a%20rather%20carrying%20whisper.%20%22But%20I%20must%20say%2C%20Ginevra's%20dress%20is%20far%20too%20low-cut.&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor Yes, my tiara sets off the whole thing nicely," said Auntie Muriel in a rather carrying whisper. "Bu... — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/darynda-jones-quote-meaning-13274 2026-04-15T19:14:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13274.png?q=You%20know%20you%20have%20ADD%20when%20Look%20A%20chicken%20-%20T-shirt&a=Darynda%20Jones&c=Humor You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt — Darynda Jones Darynda Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dave-barry-quote-meaning-13275 2026-04-15T19:14:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13275.png?q=The%20leading%20cause%20of%20death%20among%20fashion%20models%20is%20falling%20through%20street%20grates.&a=Dave%20Barry&c=Humor The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. — Dave Barry Dave Barry quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jay-kristoff-quote-meaning-13276 2026-04-15T19:14:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13276.png?q=since%20i%20will%20not%20send%20this%2C%20i%20also%20feel%20it%20is%20my%20duty%20to%20inform%20you%20that%20almost%20six%20months%20on%20I%20think%20I%20still%20love%20you%20and%20that%20makes%20me%20sad%20becaue%20love%20shouldn%E2%80%99t%20feel%20this%20way.%20is%20like%20getting%20kicked%20in%20the%20stomach%20every%20time%20i%20think%20of%20you%20and%20it%20makes%20me%20want%20to%20roll%20my%20face%20across%20this%20keyboardbiu%3B%2F%2F%2FubEWdcfhugiov%E2%80%99byhi%3B.%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F-%3D%E2%80%98-0i9juh8ygtfdcsaazs34defg7uefg7u8hi9o0p8hi9o0p-%5B%5B09ju8dcsaazs34d9o0p-%5B%5B09.&a=Jay%20Kristoff&c=Humor since i will not send this, i also feel it is my duty to inform you that almost six months on I thin... — Jay Kristoff Jay Kristoff quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kelley-armstrong-quote-meaning-13277 2026-04-15T19:14:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13277.png?q=Another%20werewolf%20thing.%20Like%20most%20animals%2C%20we%20spent%20a%20large%20part%20of%20our%20lives%20engaged%20in%20the%20three%20Fs%20of%20basic%20survival.%20Feeding%2C%20fighting%20and...%20reproduction.&a=Kelley%20Armstrong&c=Humor Another werewolf thing. Like most animals, we spent a large part of our lives engaged in the three F... — Kelley Armstrong Kelley Armstrong quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/leslie-knope-quote-meaning-13278 2026-04-15T19:14:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13278.png?q=We%20need%20to%20remember%20what's%20important%20in%20life%3A%20friends%2C%20waffles%2C%20work.%20Or%20waffles%2C%20friends%2C%20work.%20Doesn't%20matter%2C%20but%20work%20is%20third.&a=Leslie%20Knope&c=Humor We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doe... — Leslie Knope Leslie Knope quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/douglas-adams-quote-meaning-13279 2026-04-15T19:14:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13279.png?q=Ford%20carried%20on%20counting%20quietly.%20This%20is%20about%20the%20most%20aggressive%20thing%20you%20can%20do%20to%20a%20computer%2C%20the%20equivalent%20of%20going%20up%20to%20a%20human%20being%20and%20saying%20%22Blood...blood...blood...blood...&a=Douglas%20Adams&c=Humor Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, ... — Douglas Adams Douglas Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/yogi-berra-quote-meaning-13280 2026-04-15T19:14:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13280.png?q=Nobody%20comes%20here%20anymore%2C%20its%20too%20crowded&a=Yogi%20Berra&c=Humor Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded — Yogi Berra Yogi Berra quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rainbow-rowell-quote-meaning-13281 2026-04-15T19:14:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13281.png?q=Emergency%20dance%20party--go%20away.&a=Rainbow%20Rowell&c=Humor Emergency dance party--go away. — Rainbow Rowell Rainbow Rowell quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-13282 2026-04-15T19:14:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13282.png?q=People%20usually%20asked%20her%20if%20she%20had%20a%20belly%20button.%20Of%20course%20she%20had%20a%20belly%20button.%20She%20couldn't%20explain%20how.%20She%20didn't%20really%20want%20to%20know.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't e... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ilona-andrews-quote-meaning-13283 2026-04-15T19:14:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13283.png?q=Georgie%2C%20stop%20trying%20to%20resurrect%20the%20shoes.%20They%20were%20never%20alive%20in%20the%20first%20place.&a=Ilona%20Andrews&c=Humor Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place. — Ilona Andrews Ilona Andrews quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/loretta-chase-quote-meaning-13284 2026-04-15T19:14:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13284.png?q=Jessica%2C%20you%20are%20a%20pain%20in%20the%20arse%2C%20do%20you%20know%20that%3F%20If%20I%20were%20not%20so%20immensely%20fond%20of%20you%2C%20I%20should%20throw%20you%20out%20the%20window.&a=Loretta%20Chase&c=Humor Jessica, you are a pain in the arse, do you know that? If I were not so immensely fond of you, I sho... — Loretta Chase Loretta Chase quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-13285 2026-04-15T19:14:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13285.png?q=The%20trouble%20was%20that%20he%20was%20talking%20in%20philosophy%20but%20they%20were%20listening%20in%20gibberish.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish. — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/leo-tia-callida-quote-meaning-13286 2026-04-15T19:14:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13286.png?q=Leo%20had%20seen%20Tia%20Callida%20in%20action%3B%20she%20liked%20knives%2C%20snakes%20and%20putting%20babies%20in%20roaring%20fires.%20Yeah%2C%20definitely%20let's%20unleash%20her%20rage.%20Great%20idea.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Leo had seen Tia Callida in action; she liked knives, snakes and putting babies in roaring fires. Ye... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/walt-disney-quote-meaning-13287 2026-04-15T19:14:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13287.png?q=I%20love%20Mickey%20Mouse%20more%20than%20any%20woman%20I%20have%20ever%20known.&a=Walt%20Disney&c=Humor I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. — Walt Disney Walt Disney quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richelle-mead-quote-meaning-13288 2026-04-15T19:14:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13288.png?q=This%20college%20would%20probably%20have%20the%20same%20problem%20as%20the%20last%20one%20did.&a=Richelle%20Mead&c=Humor This college would probably have the same problem as the last one did. — Richelle Mead Richelle Mead quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/niall-eric-fairy-odor-quote-meaning-13289 2026-04-15T19:14:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13289.png?q=Niall%20had%20been%20able%20to%20mask%20the%20odor%20of%20fairy%20from%20Eric%20in%20the%20restaurant%2C%20but%20I%20saw%20from%20the%20flare%20of%20Eric's%20nostrils%20that%20the%20intoxicating%20scent%20clung%20to%20me.%20Eric's%20eyes%20closed%20in%20ecstasy%2C%20and%20he%20actually%20licked%20his%20lips.%20I%20felt%20like%20a%20T-bone%20just%20out%20of%20reach%20of%20a%20hungry%20dog.&a=Charlaine%20Harris&c=Humor Niall had been able to mask the odor of fairy from Eric in the restaurant, but I saw from the flare ... — Charlaine Harris Charlaine Harris quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/simone-elkeles-quote-meaning-13290 2026-04-15T19:14:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13290.png?q=Okay%2C%20seriously%2C%20I%20dont%20know%20if%20this%20is%20true%20or%20not%2C%20but%20I%20heard%20people%20who%20use%20profanity%20are%20trying%20to%20compensate%20for%20their%20lack%20of%20you%20know...%20size%22%20-Tuck&a=Simone%20Elkeles&c=Humor Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying... — Simone Elkeles Simone Elkeles quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/zsa-zsa-gabor-quote-meaning-13291 2026-04-15T19:14:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13291.png?q=I%20never%20hated%20a%20man%20enough%20to%20give%20him%20his%20diamonds%20back.&a=Zsa%20Zsa%20Gabor&c=Humor I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Zsa Zsa Gabor quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ilona-andrews-quote-meaning-13292 2026-04-15T19:14:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13292.png?q=Just%20wait%20until%20he%20figures%20out%20I%20shut%20him%20out%20of%20his%20slut%20hut.&a=Ilona%20Andrews&c=Humor Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut. — Ilona Andrews Ilona Andrews quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/noah-party-missed-boat-quote-meaning-13293 2026-04-15T19:14:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13293.png?q=Often%20it%20does%20seem%20such%20a%20pity%20that%20Noah%20and%20his%20party%20did%20not%20miss%20the%20boat.&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/marie-lu-quote-meaning-13294 2026-04-15T19:14:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13294.png?q=Well%20enough%2C%E2%80%9D%20I%20reply.%20%E2%80%9CRemember%2C%20you%E2%80%99re%20drunk.%20And%20happy.%20You%E2%80%99re%20supposed%20to%20be%20lusting%20over%20your%20escort.%20Try%20smiling%20a%20little%20more.&a=Marie%20Lu&c=Humor Well enough,” I reply. “Remember, you’re drunk. And happy. You’re supposed to be lusting over your e... — Marie Lu Marie Lu quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/karen-chance-quote-meaning-13295 2026-04-15T19:14:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13295.png?q=He%20smiled%20at%20that%2C%20and%20then%20his%20gaze%20shifted%20to%20a%20spot%20over%20my%20shoulder%20and%20it%20faded.%20'These%20doubts%20wouldn%E2%80%99t%20have%20anything%20to%20do%20with%20the%20company%20you%E2%80%99re%20keeping%20of%20late%2C%20would%20they%3F'&a=Karen%20Chance&c=Humor He smiled at that, and then his gaze shifted to a spot over my shoulder and it faded. 'These doubts ... — Karen Chance Karen Chance quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jr-ward-quote-meaning-vacation-13296 2026-04-15T19:14:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13296.png?q=Tell%20you%20what%2C%20you%20let%20me%20go%2C%20and%20I%E2%80%99ll%20ask%20you%20plenty%20of%20questions%20about%20your%20race.%20Until%20then%2C%20I%E2%80%99m%20slightly%20distracted%20with%20how%20this%20little%20vacation%20on%20the%20good%20ship%20Holy%20Sh*t%20is%20going%20to%20pan%20out%20for%20me.&a=J.R.%20Ward&c=Humor Tell you what, you let me go, and I’ll ask you plenty of questions about your race. Until then, I’m ... — J.R. Ward J.R. Ward quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/nelson-demille-quote-meaning-13297 2026-04-15T19:14:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13297.png?q=The%20problem%20with%20doing%20nothing%20is%20that%20you%20never%20know%20when%20you're%20finished.&a=Nelson%20DeMille&c=Humor The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished. — Nelson DeMille Nelson DeMille quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jk-rowling-quote-meaning-six-people-13298 2026-04-15T19:14:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13298.png?q=If%20you%20think%20I'm%20going%20to%20let%20six%20people%20risk%20their%20lives%20-%20!'&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor If you think I'm going to let six people risk their lives - !' — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/margaret-thatcher-quote-meaning-13299 2026-04-15T19:14:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13299.png?q=When%20I'm%20out%20of%20politics%20I'm%20going%20to%20run%20a%20business%2C%20it'll%20be%20called%20rent-a-spine&a=Margaret%20Thatcher&c=Humor When I'm out of politics I'm going to run a business, it'll be called rent-a-spine — Margaret Thatcher Margaret Thatcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/laurell-k-hamilton-quote-meaning-13300 2026-04-15T19:14:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13300.png?q=Death%20didn't%20bother%20me%20much.%20Strong%20Christian%20and%20all%20that.%20Method%20of%20death%20did.%20Being%20eaten%20alive.%20One%20of%20my%20top%20three%20ways%20not%20to%20go%20out.&a=Laurell%20K.%20Hamilton&c=Humor Death didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that. Method of death did. Being eaten alive. ... — Laurell K. Hamilton Laurell K. Hamilton quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/garrison-keillor-quote-meaning-13301 2026-04-15T19:14:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13301.png?q=The%20French%20have%20a%20new%20president%2C%20the%20British%20will%20soon%20have%20a%20new%20P.M.%2C%20and%20we%20envy%20them%20as%20we%20endure%20the%20endless%20wait%20for%20this%20small%20dim%20man%20to%20go%20back%20to%20Texas%20and%20resume%20his%20life.&a=Garrison%20Keillor&c=Humor The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endur... — Garrison Keillor Garrison Keillor quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/understanding-john-gottman-quote-13302 2026-04-15T19:14:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13302.png?q=If%20you%20think%20your%20boss%20is%20stupid%2C%20remember%3A%20you%20wouldn%E2%80%99t%20have%20a%20job%20if%20he%20was%20any%20smarter.&a=John%20Gottman%20(&c=Humor If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter. — John Gottman ( John Gottman ( quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jules-renard-quote-meaning-13303 2026-04-15T19:14:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13303.png?q=Writing%20is%20the%20only%20profession%20where%20no%20one%20considers%20you%20ridiculous%20if%20you%20earn%20no%20money.&a=Jules%20Renard&c=Humor Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. — Jules Renard Jules Renard quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/neil-gaiman-quote-meaning-open-relationship-13304 2026-04-15T19:14:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13304.png?q=You%20have%20a%20very%20open%20relationship%20with%20your%20fans.&a=Neil%20Gaiman&c=Humor You have a very open relationship with your fans. — Neil Gaiman Neil Gaiman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/patricia-briggs-quote-meaning-13305 2026-04-15T19:14:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13305.png?q=Any%20idiot%20can%20put%20up%20a%20website.&a=Patricia%20Briggs&c=Humor Any idiot can put up a website. — Patricia Briggs Patricia Briggs quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/david-nicholls-quote-meaning-sentimental-13306 2026-04-15T19:14:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13306.png?q=Call%20me%20sentimental%2C%20but%20there's%20no-one%20in%20the%20world%20that%20I'd%20like%20to%20see%20get%20dysentery%20more%20than%20you&a=David%20Nicholls&c=Humor Call me sentimental, but there's no-one in the world that I'd like to see get dysentery more than yo... — David Nicholls David Nicholls quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ernest-becker-quote-meaning-13307 2026-04-15T19:14:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13307.png?q=We%20are%20gods%20with%20anuses.&a=Ernest%20Becker&c=Humor We are gods with anuses. — Ernest Becker Ernest Becker quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-twain-quote-meaning-13308 2026-04-15T19:14:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13308.png?q=Familiarity%20breeds%20contempt%20and%20children.&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor Familiarity breeds contempt and children. — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/criss-jami-quote-meaning-13309 2026-04-15T19:14:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13309.png?q=There's%20nothing%20more%20contagious%20than%20the%20laughter%20of%20young%20children%3B%20it%20doesn't%20even%20have%20to%20matter%20what%20they're%20laughing%20about.&a=Criss%20Jami&c=Humor There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter ... — Criss Jami Criss Jami quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cory-doctorow-quote-meaning-13310 2026-04-15T19:14:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13310.png?q=When%20in%20trouble%20or%20in%20doubt%2C%20run%20in%20circles%2C%20scream%20and%20shout.&a=Cory%20Doctorow&c=Humor When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. — Cory Doctorow Cory Doctorow quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/joseph-campbell-quote-meaning-13311 2026-04-15T19:14:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13311.png?q=Computers%20are%20like%20Old%20Testament%20gods%3B%20lots%20of%20rules%20and%20no%20mercy.&a=Joseph%20Campbell&c=Humor Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. — Joseph Campbell Joseph Campbell quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/molly-harper-quote-meaning-13312 2026-04-15T19:14:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13312.png?q=Fortunately%2C%20among%20werewolf%20women%2C%20the%20word%20%22bitch%22%20is%20not%20offensive.%20I%20was%20having%20a%20lot%20of%20fun%20with%20that.&a=Molly%20Harper&c=Humor Fortunately, among werewolf women, the word "bitch" is not offensive. I was having a lot of fun with... — Molly Harper Molly Harper quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/understanding-rachel-caine-quote-13313 2026-04-15T19:14:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13313.png?q=%5BMyrnin%20to%20Claire%20about%20their%20costumes%20of%20Pierrot%20and%20Harlequin%2C%20respectively%5D&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor [Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively] — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/locke-sighed-scott-lynch-quote-meaning-13314 2026-04-15T19:14:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13314.png?q=Locke%20sighed.&a=Scott%20Lynch&c=Humor Locke sighed. — Scott Lynch Scott Lynch quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/meaning-of-megan-whalen-turner-quote-13315 2026-04-15T19:14:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13315.png?q=I%20didn't%20think%20about%20being%20king%2C%E2%80%9D%20he%20said%2C%20his%20voice%20hoarse.&a=Megan%20Whalen%20Turner&c=Humor I didn't think about being king,” he said, his voice hoarse. — Megan Whalen Turner Megan Whalen Turner quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/eoin-colfer-quote-meaning-13316 2026-04-15T19:14:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13316.png?q=What's%20that%20supposed%20to%20mean%3F%20A%20wolf's%20head%20on%20a%20stick.%20Big%20wolf%20barbecue%20tonight%3F%20Bring%20your%20own%20wolf%3F&a=Eoin%20Colfer&c=Humor What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wo... — Eoin Colfer Eoin Colfer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-caine-quote-meaning-13317 2026-04-15T19:14:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13317.png?q=She%20came%20awake%2C%20stomach%20rumbling%2C%20and%20opened%20her%20eyes%20to%20see%20a%20plate%20being%20held%20right%20under%20her%20nose.&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor She came awake, stomach rumbling, and opened her eyes to see a plate being held right under her nose... — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/nicole-christie-quote-meaning-13318 2026-04-15T19:14:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13318.png?q=No%2C%20I%20really%20did.%20I%20walked%20into%20that%20room%20and%20saw%20the%20hottest%2C%20sexiest%20guy%20I've%20ever%20seen%20-%20wet%20and%20half%20naked.%20And%20I%20said%2C%20%22E&a=Nicole%20Christie&c=Humor No, I really did. I walked into that room and saw the hottest, sexiest guy I've ever seen - wet and ... — Nicole Christie Nicole Christie quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/alexandra-adornetto-quote-meaning-13319 2026-04-15T19:14:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13319.png?q=Molly%3A%20So%20how%20do%20you%20think%20of%20Bryce%20Hamilton%20crowd%20so%20far%3F%20Boys%20hot%20enough%20for%20you%3F&a=Alexandra%20Adornetto&c=Humor Molly: So how do you think of Bryce Hamilton crowd so far? Boys hot enough for you? — Alexandra Adornetto Alexandra Adornetto quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dr-seuss-quote-meaning-catch-beasts-13320 2026-04-15T19:15:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13320.png?q=If%20you%20want%20to%20catch%20beasts%20you%20don't%20see%20every%20day%2C&a=Dr.%20Seuss&c=Humor If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day, — Dr. Seuss Dr. Seuss quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/eoin-colfer-quote-meaning-13321 2026-04-15T19:15:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13321.png?q=Look!%22%20said%20Foaly%2C%20pointing%20with%20some%20urgency%20into%20the%20vast%20steel-gray%20gloom%2C%20%22Someone%20who%20cares!&a=Eoin%20Colfer&c=Humor Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares! — Eoin Colfer Eoin Colfer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/douglas-adams-quote-meaning-13322 2026-04-15T19:15:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13322.png?q=One%20of%20the%20major%20problems%20encountered%20in%20time%20travel%20is%20not%20that%20of%20becoming%20your%20own%20father%20or%20mother.%20There%20is%20no%20problem%20in%20becoming%20your%20own%20father%20or%20mother%20that%20a%20broad-minded%20and%20well-adjusted%20family%20can't%20cope%20with.%20There%20is%20no%20problem%20with%20changing%20the%20course%20of%20history%E2%80%94the%20course%20of%20history%20does%20not%20change%20because%20it%20all%20fits%20together%20like%20a%20jigsaw.%20All%20the%20important%20changes%20have%20happened%20before%20the%20things%20they%20were%20supposed%20to%20change%20and%20it%20all%20sorts%20itself%20out%20in%20the%20end.&a=Douglas%20Adams&c=Humor One of the major problems encountered in time travel is not that of becoming your own father or moth... — Douglas Adams Douglas Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/marti-noxon-quote-meaning-13323 2026-04-15T19:15:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13323.png?q=Spike%20(to%20Giles)%20%3A%20Oh%2C%20poor%20Watcher.%20Did%20your%20life%20pass%20before%20your%20eyes%20%E2%80%94%20'Cuppa%20tea%2C%20cuppa%20tea...%20almost%20got%20shagged...%20cuppa%20tea'%3F&a=Marti%20Noxon%2C%20Buffy%20the%20Vampire%20Slayer&c=Humor Spike (to Giles) : Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes — 'Cuppa tea, cuppa tea... ... — Marti Noxon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer Marti Noxon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brandon-mull-quote-meaning-13324 2026-04-15T19:15:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13324.png?q=FABLEHAVEN%3A%20None%20who%20enter%20will%20leave%20unchanged.%20Trespassers%20will%20be%20turned%20to%20stone.&a=Brandon%20Mull&c=Humor FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone. — Brandon Mull Brandon Mull quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/aa-milne-quote-meaning-13325 2026-04-15T19:15:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13325.png?q=Some%20have%20brains%2C%20and%20some%20haven't%2C%20...%20and%20there%20it%20is.&a=A.A.%20Milne&c=Humor Some have brains, and some haven't, ... and there it is. — A.A. Milne A.A. Milne quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/janet-evanovich-quote-meaning-13326 2026-04-15T19:15:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13326.png?q=I%20need%20to%20look%20like%20an%20idiot%20at%20least%20twice%20a%20day%20to%20keep%20myself%20humble.&a=Janet%20Evanovich&c=Humor I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Janet Evanovich quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sam-levenson-quote-meaning-13327 2026-04-15T19:15:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13327.png?q=If%20you%20die%20in%20an%20elevator%2C%20be%20sure%20to%20push%20the%20up%20button.&a=Sam%20Levenson&c=Humor If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. — Sam Levenson Sam Levenson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-fire-wants-to-burn-13328 2026-04-15T19:15:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13328.png?q=Fire%20wants%20to%20burn&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Fire wants to burn — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gk-chesterton-quote-meaning-13329 2026-04-15T19:15:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13329.png?q=Humor%20can%20get%20in%20under%20the%20door%20while%20seriousness%20is%20still%20fumbling%20at%20the%20handle.&a=G.K.%20Chesterton&c=Humor Humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle. — G.K. Chesterton G.K. Chesterton quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/david-levithan-quote-meaning-13330 2026-04-15T19:15:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13330.png?q=I've%20always%20known%20I%20was%20gay%2C%20but%20it%20wasn't%20confirmed%20until%20I%20was%20in%20kindergarten.&a=David%20Levithan&c=Humor I've always known I was gay, but it wasn't confirmed until I was in kindergarten. — David Levithan David Levithan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jess-c-scott-quote-meaning-13331 2026-04-15T19:15:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13331.png?q=People%20are%20sheep.%20TV%20is%20the%20shepherd.&a=Jess%20C.%20Scott&c=Humor People are sheep. TV is the shepherd. — Jess C. Scott Jess C. Scott quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richelle-mead-quote-meaning-13332 2026-04-15T19:15:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13332.png?q=Things%20on%20the%20essential%20list%3A%20vodka%2C%20Nine%20Inch%20Nails%2C%20a%20steady%20supply%20of%20mortal%20men%2C%20and%20an%20all-purpose%20bitchy%20attitude.&a=Richelle%20Mead&c=Humor Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purp... — Richelle Mead Richelle Mead quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/anthony-de-mello-quote-meaning-13333 2026-04-15T19:15:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13333.png?q=The%20philosopher&a=Anthony%20de%20Mello&c=Humor The philosopher — Anthony de Mello Anthony de Mello quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/elizabeth-eulberg-quote-meaning-13334 2026-04-15T19:15:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13334.png?q=And%20Nate%3F%20You%20kiss%20like%20a%20slobbering%20dog%2C%20you%20have%20bad%20breath%2C%20and%20you%20wouldn't%20know%20how%20to%20punch%20the%20right%20buttons%20on%20a%20girl%20if%20we%20came%20with%20manuals.%20Happy%20Thanksgiving%2C%20Jackass.&a=Elizabeth%20Eulberg&c=Humor And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn't know how to punch th... — Elizabeth Eulberg Elizabeth Eulberg quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bishops-move-diagonally-life-lesson-13335 2026-04-15T19:15:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13335.png?q=Bishops%20move%20diagonally.%20That's%20why%20they%20often%20turn%20up%20where%20the%20kings%20don't%20expect%20them%20to%20be.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be. — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/darynda-jones-quote-meaning-13336 2026-04-15T19:15:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13336.png?q=Want%20coffee%3F%22%20I%20asked%2C%20as%20I%20headed%20that%20way.&a=Darynda%20Jones&c=Humor Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way. — Darynda Jones Darynda Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/youre-alive-percy-said-meaning-13337 2026-04-15T19:15:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13337.png?q=You're%20alive!%22%20Percy%20said%20to%20the%20others.%20%22The%20giants%20said%20you%20were%20captured.%20What%20happened%3F&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor You're alive!" Percy said to the others. "The giants said you were captured. What happened? — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-ego-13338 2026-04-15T19:15:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13338.png?q=I%20don't%20know%20about%20your%20true%20form%2C%20but%20the%20weight%20of%20your%20ego%20sure%20is%20pushing%20the%20crust%20of%20the%20earth%20toward%20the%20breaking%20point.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jasper-fforde-quote-meaning-13339 2026-04-15T19:15:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13339.png?q=Her%20majesty%20is%20one%20verb%20short%20of%20a%20sentence.&a=Jasper%20Fforde&c=Humor Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence. — Jasper Fforde Jasper Fforde quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/understanding-human-dynamics-quote-13340 2026-04-15T19:15:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13340.png?q=Women%20intrinsically%20understand%20human%20dynamics%2C%20and%20that%20makes%20them%20unstoppable.%20Unfortunately%2C%20the%20average%20man%20is%20less%20adroit%20at%20fostering%20such%20rivalries%2C%20which%20is%20why%20most%20men%20remain%20average%3B%20males%20are%20better%20at%20hating%20things%20that%20can't%20hate%20them%20back%20(e.g.%2C%20lawnmowers%2C%20cats%2C%20the%20Denver%20Broncos%2C%20et%20cetera).%20They%20don't%20see%20the%20big%20picture.&a=Chuck%20Klosterman&c=Humor Women intrinsically understand human dynamics, and that makes them unstoppable. Unfortunately, the a... — Chuck Klosterman Chuck Klosterman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jk-rowling-quote-meaning-13341 2026-04-15T19:15:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13341.png?q=You%20see%2C%20I%2C%20unlike%20you%2C%20have%20been%20made%20a%20prefect%2C%20which%20means%20that%20I%2C%20unlike%20you%2C%20have%20the%20power%20to%20hand%20out%20punishments.&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to ... — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jennifer-l-armentrout-quote-meaning-13342 2026-04-15T19:15:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13342.png?q=How%20are%20you%20feeling%3F&a=Jennifer%20L.%20Armentrout&c=Humor How are you feeling? — Jennifer L. Armentrout Jennifer L. Armentrout quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13343 2026-04-15T19:15:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13343.png?q=Jace%20suggested%20that%20the%20cast%20of%20%22Gilligan's%20Island%22%20could%20go%20do%20something%20anatomically%20unlikely%20with%20themselves.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island" could go do something anatomically unlikely with... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-vincent-quote-meaning-13344 2026-04-15T19:15:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13344.png?q=I%20had%20no%20desire%20to%20hear%20another%20woman%20tell%20my%20boyfriend%20how%20hot%20he%20was.%20If%20I%20wanted%20him%20to%20know%2C%20I'd%20damn%20well%20tell%20him%20myself.&a=Rachel%20Vincent&c=Humor I had no desire to hear another woman tell my boyfriend how hot he was. If I wanted him to know, I'd... — Rachel Vincent Rachel Vincent quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13345 2026-04-15T19:15:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13345.png?q=If%20I%20feel%20the%20urge%20to%20burst%20into%20flames%2C%20I'll%20let%20you%20know%2C%22%20Simon%20was%20getting%20fed%20up.%20%22Look%2C%20did%20you%20actually%20ask%20me%20to%20come%20all%20the%20way%20uptown%20just%20so%20you%20could%20stare%20at%20me%20like%20I'm%20something%20in%20a%20petrie%20dish%3F%20Next%20time%20I'll%20send%20you%20a%20photo.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor If I feel the urge to burst into flames, I'll let you know," Simon was getting fed up. "Look, did yo... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/down-with-tyranny-ocracies-quote-meaning-13346 2026-04-15T19:15:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13346.png?q=Down%20with%20tyranny!'%20Bramble%20cried.%20'Aristocracy!%20Autocracy!%20Monocracy!%20Other%20ocracy%20things!%20You%20are%20outnumbered%2C%20sir!&a=Heather%20Dixon&c=Humor Down with tyranny!' Bramble cried. 'Aristocracy! Autocracy! Monocracy! Other ocracy things! You are ... — Heather Dixon Heather Dixon quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/benjamin-franklin-quote-meaning-13347 2026-04-15T19:15:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13347.png?q=If%20you%20would%20not%20be%20forgotten%2C%20as%20soon%20as%20you%20are%20dead%20and%20rotten%2C%20either%20write%20things%20worth%20reading%2C%20or%20do%20things%20worth%20writing.&a=Benjamin%20Franklin&c=Humor If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading... — Benjamin Franklin Benjamin Franklin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jeaniene-frost-quote-meaning-13348 2026-04-15T19:15:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13348.png?q=No%2C%20I%20do%20my%20torturing%20in%20the%20dungeon%20like%20any%20other%20respectable%20castle%20owner%2C&a=Jeaniene%20Frost&c=Humor No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner, — Jeaniene Frost Jeaniene Frost quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/frankl-quote-meaning-humor-13349 2026-04-15T19:15:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13349.png?q=The%20attempt%20to%20develop%20a%20sense%20of%20humor%20and%20to%20see%20things%20in%20a%20humorous%20light%20is%20some%20kind%20of%20a%20trick%20learned%20while%20mastering%20the%20art%20of%20living.&a=Viktor%20Emil%20Frankl&c=Humor The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a tric... — Viktor Emil Frankl Viktor Emil Frankl quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/shannon-hale-quote-meaning-13350 2026-04-15T19:15:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13350.png?q=Yes%2C%20we'll%20yell%2C%20'Help%2C%20help%20us%2C%20goose%20girl%2C%20and%20bring%20the%20terrifying%20legion%20of%20warrior%20geese'.&a=Shannon%20Hale&c=Humor Yes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'. — Shannon Hale Shannon Hale quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/pc-cast-quote-meaning-13351 2026-04-15T19:15:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13351.png?q=Your%20as%20slow%20as%20a%20fat%20kid%20on%20crutches&a=P.C.%20Cast&c=Humor Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches — P.C. Cast P.C. Cast quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jace-says-men-do-not-drink-pink-drinks-13352 2026-04-15T19:15:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13352.png?q=I%20am%20a%20man%2C%20and%20men%20do%20not%20drink%20pink%20drinks.%20Now%2C%20be%20gone%2C%20woman%2C%20and%20fetch%20me%20something%20brown.%22%20Jace%20said.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor I am a man, and men do not drink pink drinks. Now, be gone, woman, and fetch me something brown." Ja... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rodney-dangerfield-quote-meaning-13353 2026-04-15T19:15:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13353.png?q=I%20told%20my%20wife%20the%20truth.%20I%20told%20her%20I%20was%20seeing%20a%20psychiatrist.%20Then%20she%20told%20me%20the%20truth%3A%20that%20she%20was%20seeing%20a%20psychiatrist%2C%20two%20plumbers%2C%20and%20a%20bartender.&a=Rodney%20Dangerfield&c=Humor I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that s... — Rodney Dangerfield Rodney Dangerfield quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-green-quote-meaning-prom-date-13354 2026-04-15T19:15:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13354.png?q=Getting%20you%20a%20date%20to%20prom%20is%20so%20hard%20that%20the%20hypothetical%20idea%20itself%20is%20actually%20used%20to%20cut%20diamonds%2C%22%20I%20added.%20Radar%20tapped%20a%20locker%20twice%20with%20his%20fist%20to%20show%20his%20approval%2C%20and%20then%20came%20back%20with%20another.%20%22Ben%2C%20getting%20you%20a%20date%20to%20prom%20is%20so%20hard%20that%20the%20American%20government%20believes%20the%20problem%20cannot%20be%20solved%20with%20diplomacy%2C%20but%20will%20instead%20require%20force.&a=John%20Green&c=Humor Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diam... — John Green John Green quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-green-kissing-rules-quote-meaning-13355 2026-04-15T19:15:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13355.png?q=As%20far%20as%20I%20can%20tell%2C%20there%20are%20two%20basic%20(kissing)%20rules%3A%201.%20Don't%20bite%20anything%20without%20permission.%202.%20The%20human%20tongue%20is%20like%20wasabi%3A%20it's%20very%20powerful%2C%20and%20should%20be%20used%20sparingly.&a=John%20Green&c=Humor As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission... — John Green John Green quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-deacon-quote-meaning-13356 2026-04-15T19:15:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13356.png?q=If%20absolute%20power%20corrupts%20absolutely%2C%20where%20does%20that%20leave%20God%3F&a=George%20Deacon&c=Humor If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God? — George Deacon George Deacon quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/albert-einstein-quote-meaning-13357 2026-04-15T19:15:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13357.png?q=You%20see%2C%20wire%20telegraph%20is%20a%20kind%20of%20a%20very%2C%20very%20long%20cat.%20You%20pull%20his%20tail%20in%20New%20York%20and%20his%20head%20is%20meowing%20in%20Los%20Angeles.%20Do%20you%20understand%20this%3F%20And%20radio%20operates%20exactly%20the%20same%20way%3A%20you%20send%20signals%20here%2C%20they%20receive%20them%20there.%20The%20only%20difference%20is%20that%20there%20is%20no%20cat.&a=Albert%20Einstein&c=Humor You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his he... — Albert Einstein Albert Einstein quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/millard-whos-the-prime-minister-quote-meaning-13358 2026-04-15T19:15:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13358.png?q=Millard!%20Who's%20the%20prime%20minister%3F&a=Ransom%20Riggs&c=Humor Millard! Who's the prime minister? — Ransom Riggs Ransom Riggs quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jelly-in-doughnut-quote-meaning-13359 2026-04-15T19:15:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13359.png?q=Likest%20thou%20jelly%20within%20thy%20doughnut%3F&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut? — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gena-showalter-quote-meaning-13360 2026-04-15T19:15:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13360.png?q=Yes%2C%20men%20are%20pigs.%20Except%20your%20brother%2C%20of%20course.%20He's%20actually%20a%20decent%20human%20being.%20Almost%20a%20woman.&a=Gena%20Showalter&c=Humor Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woma... — Gena Showalter Gena Showalter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kurt-vonnegut-quote-meaning-13361 2026-04-15T19:15:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13361.png?q=All%20persons%2C%20living%20and%20dead%2C%20are%20purely%20coincidental.&a=Kurt%20Vonnegut&c=Humor All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental. — Kurt Vonnegut Kurt Vonnegut quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/graham-chapman-quote-meaning-13362 2026-04-15T19:15:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13362.png?q=We%20are%20no%20longer%20the%20knights%20who%20say%20Ni!%20We%20are%20now%20the%20knights%20who%20say%20ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!&a=Graham%20Chapman&c=Humor We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-b... — Graham Chapman Graham Chapman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kurt-vonnegut-quote-meaning-13363 2026-04-15T19:15:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13363.png?q=Write%20to%20please%20just%20one%20person.%20If%20you%20open%20a%20window%20and%20make%20love%20to%20the%20world%2C%20so%20to%20speak%2C%20your%20story%20will%20get%20pneumonia.&a=Kurt%20Vonnegut&c=Humor Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your ... — Kurt Vonnegut Kurt Vonnegut quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jennifer-crusie-quote-meaning-13364 2026-04-15T19:15:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13364.png?q=You%20want%20sensitive%20and%20understanding%2C%20stick%20with%20the%20therapist.You%20want%20great%2C&a=Jennifer%20Crusie&c=Humor You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great, — Jennifer Crusie Jennifer Crusie quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/alan-bennett-history-quote-meaning-13365 2026-04-15T19:15:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13365.png?q=How%20do%20I%20define%20history%3F%20It's%20just%20one%20fucking%20thing%20after%20another&a=Alan%20Bennett&c=Humor How do I define history? It's just one fucking thing after another — Alan Bennett Alan Bennett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-13366 2026-04-15T19:15:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13366.png?q=Put%20some%20clothes%20on%2C%20you%20weird%2C%20yellow-eyed%2C%20table-dancing%2C%20werewolf-training%2C%20cryptic%2C%20stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink%20wench.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-rig... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/wages-of-sin-and-virtue-meaning-13367 2026-04-15T19:15:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13367.png?q=The%20wages%20of%20sin%20is%20death%20but%20so%20is%20the%20salary%20of%20virtue%2C%20and%20at%20least%20the%20evil%20get%20to%20go%20home%20early%20on%20Fridays.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early... — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephen-colbert-quote-meaning-13368 2026-04-15T19:15:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13368.png?q=Remember%2C%20Jesus%20would%20rather%20constantly%20shame%20gays%20than%20let%20orphans%20have%20a%20family.&a=Stephen%20Colbert&c=Humor Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family. — Stephen Colbert Stephen Colbert quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13369 2026-04-15T19:15:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13369.png?q=We%20are%20Nephilim%3B%20we%20fight%20our%20own%20battles.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor We are Nephilim; we fight our own battles. — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ally-carter-quote-meaning-13370 2026-04-15T19:15:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13370.png?q=If%20you%20ever%20put%20a%20student%20at%20this%20school%20in%20danger%20again-'&a=Ally%20Carter&c=Humor If you ever put a student at this school in danger again-' — Ally Carter Ally Carter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jon-stewart-quote-meaning-13371 2026-04-15T19:15:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13371.png?q=Get%20there%20early%20because%20hope%20does%20not%20park%20your%20mother-fucking%20car.&a=Jon%20Stewart&c=Humor Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car. — Jon Stewart Jon Stewart quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richelle-mead-quote-meaning-13372 2026-04-15T19:15:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13372.png?q=Why%20on%20earth%20would%20you%20buy%20a%20car%20like%20this%20if%20you%20can't%20drive%20a%20stick%3F%20There%20are%20dozens%20of%20cars--new%20cars--that%20have%20automatic%20transmission.%20It'd%20be%20a%20million%20times%20easier.&a=Richelle%20Mead&c=Humor Why on earth would you buy a car like this if you can't drive a stick? There are dozens of cars--new... — Richelle Mead Richelle Mead quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/j-g-ballard-quote-meaning-freedom-13373 2026-04-15T19:15:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13373.png?q=In%20a%20totally%20sane%20society%2C%20madness%20is%20the%20only%20freedom.&a=J.G.%20Ballard&c=Humor In a totally sane society, madness is the only freedom. — J.G. Ballard J.G. Ballard quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/j-r-ward-quote-meaning-13374 2026-04-15T19:15:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13374.png?q=You're%20getting%20into%20some%20kind%20of%20shape%2C%20cop.&a=J.R.%20Ward&c=Humor You're getting into some kind of shape, cop. — J.R. Ward J.R. Ward quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/alan-bradley-quote-meaning-13375 2026-04-15T19:15:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13375.png?q=Anyone%20who%20knew%20the%20word%20slattern%20was%20worth%20cultivating%20as%20a%20friend.&a=Alan%20Bradley&c=Humor Anyone who knew the word slattern was worth cultivating as a friend. — Alan Bradley Alan Bradley quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/joseph-heller-quote-meaning-13376 2026-04-15T19:15:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13376.png?q=Where%20were%20you%20born%3F&a=Joseph%20Heller&c=Humor Where were you born? — Joseph Heller Joseph Heller quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13377 2026-04-15T19:15:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13377.png?q=The%20cord%20pulled%20taut%20and%20she%20rebounded%2C%20flying%20back%20up%20before%20falling%20again.%20As%20her%20velocity%20slowed%2C%20she%20opened%20her%20eyes%20and%20found%20herself%20dangling%20at%20the%20end%20of%20the%20cord%2C%20about%20five%20feet%20above%20Jace.%20He%20was%20grinning.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor The cord pulled taut and she rebounded, flying back up before falling again. As her velocity slowed,... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/aesop-quote-meaning-13378 2026-04-15T19:15:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13378.png?q=We%20hang%20the%20petty%20thieves%20and%20appoint%20the%20great%20ones%20to%20public%20office.&a=Aesop&c=Humor We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. — Aesop Aesop quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dont-leave-it-all-unsaid-quote-meaning-13379 2026-04-15T19:15:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13379.png?q=Don't%20leave%20it%20all%20unsaid%2C&a=Morrissey&c=Humor Don't leave it all unsaid, — Morrissey Morrissey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hunter-s-thompson-quote-meaning-13380 2026-04-15T19:15:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13380.png?q=On%20some%20days%20you%20get%20what%20you%20want%2C%20and%20on%20others%2C%20you%20get%20what%20you%20need.&a=Hunter%20S.%20Thompson&c=Humor On some days you get what you want, and on others, you get what you need. — Hunter S. Thompson Hunter S. Thompson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/aa-milne-quote-meaning-13381 2026-04-15T19:15:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13381.png?q=Tut%2C%20Tut%2C%20looks%20like%20rain&a=A.A.%20Milne&c=Humor Tut, Tut, looks like rain — A.A. Milne A.A. Milne quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/molly-harper-quote-meaning-13382 2026-04-15T19:15:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13382.png?q=I%20am%20your%20sire.%20I%20am%20to%20guide%20you%20through%20your%20first%20days%20as%20a%20vampire.%20Your%20first%20feeding%20is%20a%20rite%20of%20passage%2C%20a%20sacrament.%20It%20will%20not%20be%20wasted%20on%20some%20hormone-driven%20frenzy.%20This%20is%20why%20I%20wanted%20you%20to%20feed%20from%20me.&a=Molly%20Harper&c=Humor I am your sire. I am to guide you through your first days as a vampire. Your first feeding is a rite... — Molly Harper Molly Harper quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/anthony-horowitz-quote-meaning-13383 2026-04-15T19:15:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13383.png?q=Believe%20me%2C%20It%20would%20be%20better%20if%20we%20didn't%20meet%20again.%20Go%20back%20to%20school.%20Go%20back%20to%20your%20life.%20And%20next%20time%20they%20ask%20you%2C%20say%20no.%20Killing%20is%20for%20grown-ups%20and%20you're%20still%20a%20child.&a=Anthony%20Horowitz&c=Humor Believe me, It would be better if we didn't meet again. Go back to school. Go back to your life. And... — Anthony Horowitz Anthony Horowitz quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13384 2026-04-15T19:15:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13384.png?q=What%20makes%20you%20think%20that%20Valentine's%20change%20of%20plans%20had%20anything%20to%20do%20with%20your%20brother%3F&a=cassandra%20clare&c=Humor What makes you think that Valentine's change of plans had anything to do with your brother? — cassandra clare cassandra clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/alwyn-hamilton-quote-meaning-13385 2026-04-15T19:15:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13385.png?q=You%20know%2C%20I%20never%20believed%20in%20fate%20until%20I%20met%20you...%20then%20I%20started%20thinking%20coincidence%20didn't%20have%20near%20so%20cruel%20a%20sense%20of%20humor&a=Alwyn%20Hamilton&c=Humor You know, I never believed in fate until I met you... then I started thinking coincidence didn't hav... — Alwyn Hamilton Alwyn Hamilton quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ann-coulter-quote-meaning-13386 2026-04-15T19:15:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13386.png?q=Guns%20are%20our%20friends%20because%20in%20a%20country%20without%20guns%2C%20I'm%20what's%20known%20as%20%22prey.%22%20All%20females%20are.&a=Ann%20Coulter&c=Humor Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are. — Ann Coulter Ann Coulter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/you-have-come-to-earth-to-entertain-13387 2026-04-15T19:15:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13387.png?q=You%20have%20come%20to%20earth%20to%20entertain%20and%20to%20be%20entertained.&a=Paramahansa%20Yogananda&c=Humor You have come to earth to entertain and to be entertained. — Paramahansa Yogananda Paramahansa Yogananda quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/amie-kaufman-quote-meaning-13388 2026-04-15T19:15:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13388.png?q=Um%2C%20because%20you're%20loopier%20than%20Flacky%20McPsycho%2C%20Mayor%20of%20Crazytown%3F&a=Amie%20Kaufman&c=Humor Um, because you're loopier than Flacky McPsycho, Mayor of Crazytown? — Amie Kaufman Amie Kaufman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kami-garcia-quote-meaning-13389 2026-04-15T19:15:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13389.png?q=You%20climbed%20into%20my%20window%20in%20the%20middle%20of%20the%20night.%20So%2C%20either%20you're%20some%20kind%20of%20Vampire%20or%20some%20kind%20of%20Perv.%20Which%20is%20it%3F&a=Kami%20Garcia&c=Humor You climbed into my window in the middle of the night. So, either you're some kind of Vampire or som... — Kami Garcia Kami Garcia quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/winston-gallagher-quote-meaning-13390 2026-04-15T19:15:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13390.png?q=Winston%20Gallagher!%22%20I%20said%2C%20recognizing%20the%20first%20ghost%20I'de%20met.%20Then%20my%20eyes%20narrowed%20%26%20I%20covered%20my%20hand%20in%20front%20of%20my%20crotch%20as%20I%20saw%20Winstons%20gaze%20fasten%20there%20next.%20%22Don't%20even%20think%20about%20poltergeisting%20my%20panties%20again%22.%20%22This%20is%20the%20sod%3F%20Come%20here%20you%20scurvy%20little--%22%20%22Bones%20don't!%22%20I%20interrupted.%20He%20stopped%2C%20giving%20a%20last%20glare%20to%20him%20while%20mouthing%20YOU.%20ME.%20EXORCIST.%20before%20returning%20to%20my%20side.&a=Jeaniene%20Frost&c=Humor Winston Gallagher!" I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered ... — Jeaniene Frost Jeaniene Frost quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ceres-united-front-plant-war-13391 2026-04-15T19:15:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13391.png?q=Ceres%20wanted%20a%20united%20front%20in%20the%20plant%20war.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Ceres wanted a united front in the plant war. — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/susan-ee-quote-meaning-13392 2026-04-15T19:15:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13392.png?q=I%E2%80%99m%20fine%2C%20Mom.%20Thanks%20for%20asking.&a=Susan%20Ee&c=Humor I’m fine, Mom. Thanks for asking. — Susan Ee Susan Ee quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/when-life-hands-you-a-lemon-quote-meaning-13393 2026-04-15T19:15:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13393.png?q=When%20life%20hands%20you%20a%20lemon%2C%20say%2C%20'Oh%20yeah%2C%20I%20like%20lemons!%20What%20else%20ya%20got%3F&a=Henry%20Rollins&c=Humor When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got? — Henry Rollins Henry Rollins quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-caine-quote-meaning-13394 2026-04-15T19:15:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13394.png?q=That's%20kind%20of%20a%20leap%2C%20but%20the%20Russian%20judge%20gave%20you%20a%20nine%20point%20five%20for%20style%2C%20so%20okay.&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor That's kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so okay. — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/abigail-roux-quote-meaning-13395 2026-04-15T19:15:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13395.png?q=What%3F%20It%E2%80%99s%20not%20my%20blood!&a=Abigail%20Roux&c=Humor What? It’s not my blood! — Abigail Roux Abigail Roux quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13396 2026-04-15T19:15:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13396.png?q=You%20didn't%20have%20to%20come%20after%20me.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor You didn't have to come after me. — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jace-snorted-quote-meaning-13397 2026-04-15T19:15:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13397.png?q=Jace%20snorted%20so%20loudly%20that%20she%20turned%20on%20him%20with%20a%20frown.%20He%20wiggled%20his%20mud-caked%20fingers%20at%20her.%20His%20nails%20were%20black%20crescents.%20%22Filthy%20inside%20and%20out.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Jace snorted so loudly that she turned on him with a frown. He wiggled his mud-caked fingers at her.... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/chuck-klosterman-quote-meaning-13398 2026-04-15T19:15:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13398.png?q=Do%20you%20know%20people%20who%20insist%20they%20like%20'all%20kinds%20of%20music'%3F%20That%20actually%20means%20they%20like&a=Chuck%20Klosterman&c=Humor Do you know people who insist they like 'all kinds of music'? That actually means they like — Chuck Klosterman Chuck Klosterman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/a-c-gaughen-quote-meaning-13399 2026-04-15T19:15:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13399.png?q=His%20arms%20went%20round%20my%20waist.%20He%20had%20a%20big%20grin%2C%20full%20of%20teeth%20like%20stars.%20%22You%20saying%20you're%20the%20jealous%20sort%2CScar%3F&a=A.C.%20Gaughen&c=Humor His arms went round my waist. He had a big grin, full of teeth like stars. "You saying you're the je... — A.C. Gaughen A.C. Gaughen quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richelle-mead-quote-meaning-13400 2026-04-15T19:15:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13400.png?q=It%20was%20a%20lame%20excuse%2C%20and%20I%20knew%20that%20wasn't%20the%20reason%20he%20was%20canceling.%20If%20he%20wanted%20to%20avoid%20me%2C%20I%20would%20have%20preferred%20he%20made%20up%20something%20about%20how%20he%20and%20the%20other%20guardians%20had%20to%20up%20Moroi%20security%20or%20practice%20top-secret%20ninja%20moves.&a=Richelle%20Mead&c=Humor It was a lame excuse, and I knew that wasn't the reason he was canceling. If he wanted to avoid me, ... — Richelle Mead Richelle Mead quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-carlin-quote-meaning-13401 2026-04-15T19:15:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13401.png?q=So%2C%20have%20a%20little%20fun.%20Soon%20enough%20you'll%20be%20dead%20and%20burning%20in%20Hell%20with%20the%20rest%20of%20your%20family.&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family. — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lemony-snicket-quote-meaning-13402 2026-04-15T19:15:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13402.png?q=Of%20course%2C%20it%20is%20quite%20possible%20to%20be%20in%20the%20dark%20in%20the%20dark%2C%20but%20there%20are%20so%20many%20secrets%20in%20the%20world%20that%20it%20is%20likely%20that%20you%20are%20always%20in%20the%20dark%20about%20one%20thing%20or%20another%2C%20whether%20you%20are%20in%20the%20dark%20in%20the%20dark%20or%20in%20the%20dark%20not%20in%20the%20dark%2C%20although%20the%20sun%20can%20go%20down%20so%20quickly%20that%20you%20may%20be%20in%20the%20in%20the%20dark%20about%20being%20in%20the%20dark%2C%20only%20to%20look%20around%20and%20find%20yourself%20no%20longer%20in%20the%20dark%20about%20being%20in%20the%20dark%2C%20but%20in%20the%20dark%20in%20the%20dark%20nontheless%2C%20not%20only%20because%20of%20the%20dark%2C%20but%20because%20of%20the%20ballerinas%20in%20the%20dark%2C%20who%20are%20not%20in%20the%20dark%20about%20the%20dark%2C%20but%20also%20not%20in%20the%20dark%20about%20the%20locked%20cabinet%2C%20and%20you%20may%20be%20in%20the%20dark%20about%20the%20ballerinas%20digging%20up%20the%20locked%20cabinet%20in%20the%20dark%2C%20even%20though%20you%20are%20no%20longer%20in%20the%20dark%20about%20being%20in%20the%20dark%2C%20and%20so%20you%20are%20in%20fact%20in%20the%20dark%20about%20being%20in%20the%20dark%2C%20even%20though%20you%20are%20not%20in%20the%20dark%20about%20being%20in%20the%20dark%2C%20and%20so%20you%20may%20fall%20into%20the%20hole%20that%20the%20ballerinas%20have%20dug%2C%20which%20is%20dark%2C%20in%20the%20dark%2C%20and%20in%20the%20park.&a=Lemony%20Snicket&c=Humor Of course, it is quite possible to be in the dark in the dark, but there are so many secrets in the ... — Lemony Snicket Lemony Snicket quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/oscar-wilde-quote-meaning-13403 2026-04-15T19:15:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13403.png?q=Oh!%20it%20is%20absurd%20to%20have%20a%20hard-and-fast%20rule%20about%20what%20one%20should%20read%20and%20what%20one%20shouldn't.%20More%20than%20half%20of%20modern%20culture%20depends%20on%20what%20one%20shouldn't%20read.&a=Oscar%20Wilde&c=Humor Oh! it is absurd to have a hard-and-fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn't. Mor... — Oscar Wilde Oscar Wilde quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/james-patterson-quote-meaning-13404 2026-04-15T19:15:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13404.png?q=You%20mean%20other%20than%20the%20wings%3F%20I%20once%20ate%20nine%20snicker%20bars%20in%20a%20row%20without%20barfing.%20It%20was%20a%20record.&a=James%20Patterson&c=Humor You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a recor... — James Patterson James Patterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-1-13405 2026-04-15T19:15:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13405.png?q=Alec%3F%22%20Magnus%20was%20staring%20at%20him.%20He%20had%20dispatched%20the%20remaining%20Iblis%20demons%2C%20and%20the%20square%20was%20empty%20but%20for%20the%20two%20of%20them.%20%22Did%20you%20just-%20did%20you%20just%20save%20my%20life%3F&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Alec?" Magnus was staring at him. He had dispatched the remaining Iblis demons, and the square was e... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/naomi-novik-quote-meaning-13406 2026-04-15T19:15:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13406.png?q=I%20love%20having%20existential%20crises%20at%20bedtime%2C%20it's%20so%20restful.&a=Naomi%20Novik&c=Humor I love having existential crises at bedtime, it's so restful. — Naomi Novik Naomi Novik quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dave-barry-quote-meaning-13407 2026-04-15T19:15:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13407.png?q=Perhaps%20you%20are%20thinking%3A%20'But%20a%20tank%20costs%20several%20million%20dollars%2C%20not%20including%20floor%20mats.%20I%20don't%20have%20that%20kind%20of%20money.'&a=Dave%20Barry&c=Humor Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don... — Dave Barry Dave Barry quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13408 2026-04-15T19:15:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13408.png?q=Come%20on%20guys%2C%20you%20cant%20fight%20like%20this%20forever&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richelle-mead-quote-meaning-13409 2026-04-15T19:15:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13409.png?q=You%20did%20not%20just%20say%20that.%20I%20have%20a%20feeling%20we're%20on%20the%20verge%20of%20hugging%20and%20coming%20up%20with%20cute%20nicknames%20for%20each%20other.&a=Richelle%20Mead&c=Humor You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute ni... — Richelle Mead Richelle Mead quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dave-barry-quote-meaning-party-arguments-13410 2026-04-15T19:15:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13410.png?q=I%20can%20win%20an%20argument%20on%20any%20topic%2C%20against%20any%20opponent.%20People%20know%20this%2C%20and%20steer%20clear%20of%20me%20at%20parties.%20Often%2C%20as%20a%20sign%20of%20their%20great%20respect%2C%20they%20don't%20even%20invite%20me.&a=Dave%20Barry&c=Humor I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at... — Dave Barry Dave Barry quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/anthony-horowitz-quote-meaning-13411 2026-04-15T19:15:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13411.png?q=You%20must%20have%20been%20going%20very%20fast.&a=Anthony%20Horowitz&c=Humor You must have been going very fast. — Anthony Horowitz Anthony Horowitz quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/no-one-believes-youre-serious-13412 2026-04-15T19:15:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13412.png?q=No%20one%20believes%20you%E2%80%99re%20serious%20until%20bodies%20start%20to%20fall.%20-Vlad&a=Jeaniene%20Frost&c=Humor No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad — Jeaniene Frost Jeaniene Frost quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/yogi-berra-quote-meaning-13413 2026-04-15T19:15:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13413.png?q=Cut%20my%20pie%20into%20four%20pieces%2C%20I%20don%E2%80%99t%20think%20I%20could%20eat%20eight.&a=Yogi%20Berra&c=Humor Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight. — Yogi Berra Yogi Berra quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jennifer-lynn-barnes-quote-meaning-13414 2026-04-15T19:15:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13414.png?q=It%20would%20be%20shame%2C%22%20Jameson%20commented%2C%20%22if%20we%20were%20related.&a=Jennifer%20Lynn%20Barnes&c=Humor It would be shame," Jameson commented, "if we were related. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Jennifer Lynn Barnes quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hunter-s-thompson-quote-meaning-13415 2026-04-15T19:15:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13415.png?q=KNOW%20YOUR%20DOPE%20FIEND.%20YOUR%20LIFE%20MAY%20DEPEND%20ON%20IT!%20You%20will%20not%20be%20able%20to%20see%20his%20eyes%20because%20of%20the%20Tea-Shades%2C%20but%20his%20knuckles%20will%20be%20white%20from%20inner%20tension%20and%20his%20pants%20will%20be%20crusted%20with%20semen%20from%20constantly%20jacking%20off%20when%20he%20can't%20find%20a%20rape%20victim.%20He%20will%20stagger%20and%20babble%20when%20questioned.%20He%20will%20not%20respect%20your%20badge.%20The%20Dope%20Fiend%20fears%20nothing.%20He%20will%20attack%2C%20for%20no%20reason%2C%20with%20every%20weapon%20at%20his%20command-including%20yours.%20BEWARE.%20Any%20officer%20apprehending%20a%20suspected%20marijuana%20addict%20should%20use%20all%20necessary%20force%20immediately.%20One%20stitch%20in%20time%20(on%20him)%20will%20usually%20save%20nine%20on%20you.%20Good%20luck.&a=Hunter%20S.%20Thompson&c=Humor KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of th... — Hunter S. Thompson Hunter S. Thompson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-13416 2026-04-15T19:15:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13416.png?q=There%20are%20hardly%20any%20excesses%20of%20the%20most%20crazed%20psychopath%20that%20cannot%20easily%20be%20duplicated%20by%20a%20normal%20kindly%20family%20man%20who%20just%20comes%20in%20to%20work%20every%20day%20and%20has%20a%20job%20to%20do.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a no... — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tom-robbins-urban-fragrances-meaning-13417 2026-04-15T19:15:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13417.png?q=Are%20You%20Ready%20for%20New%20Urban%20Fragrances%3F&a=Tom%20Robbins&c=Humor Are You Ready for New Urban Fragrances? — Tom Robbins Tom Robbins quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richard-kadrey-quote-meaning-13418 2026-04-15T19:15:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13418.png?q=Did%20I%20hurt%20your%20feelings%20again%3F%20Sorry.%20When%20this%20is%20all%20over%20I'll%20send%20some%20flowers%20to%20your%20inner%20child.&a=Richard%20Kadrey&c=Humor Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner ch... — Richard Kadrey Richard Kadrey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/casey-mcquiston-quote-meaning-13419 2026-04-15T19:15:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13419.png?q=I%20don%E2%80%99t%20know%20who%20YOU%20think%20you%E2%80%99re%20kidding%20you%20Hufflepuff-ass%20bitch&a=Casey%20Mcquiston&c=Humor I don’t know who YOU think you’re kidding you Hufflepuff-ass bitch — Casey Mcquiston Casey Mcquiston quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gary-larson-quote-meaning-13420 2026-04-15T19:15:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13420.png?q=Welcome%20to%20Hell.%20Here's%20your%20accordion.&a=Gary%20Larson&c=Humor Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion. — Gary Larson Gary Larson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/robin-mckinley-quote-meaning-13421 2026-04-15T19:15:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13421.png?q=The%20big%20difference%20between%20my%20mom%20and%20me--%20besides%20the%20fact%20that%20she%20is%20dead%20normal%20and%20I'm%20a%20magic-handling%20freak--%20is%20that%20she's%20the%20real%20thing.%20She%20may%20have%20a%20slight%20problem%20seeing%20other%20people's%20points%20of%20view%2C%20but%20she's&a=Robin%20McKinley&c=Humor The big difference between my mom and me-- besides the fact that she is dead normal and I'm a magic-... — Robin McKinley Robin McKinley quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/marian-keyes-quote-meaning-13422 2026-04-15T19:15:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13422.png?q=What%20doesn't%20kill%20us%20makes%20us%20funnier.&a=Marian%20Keyes&c=Humor What doesn't kill us makes us funnier. — Marian Keyes Marian Keyes quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/meaning-of-jrr-tolkien-quote-13423 2026-04-15T19:15:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13423.png?q=If%20you%20have%20ever%20seen%20a%20dragon%20in%20a%20pinch%2C%20you%20will%20realize%20that%20this%20was%20only%20poetical%20exaggeration%20applied%20to%20any%20hobbit%2C%20even%20to%20Old%20Took's%20great-grand-uncle%20Bullroarer%2C%20who%20was%20so%20huge%20(for%20a%20hobbit)%20that%20he%20could%20ride%20a%20horse.%20He%20charged%20the%20ranks%20of%20the%20goblins%20of%20Mount%20Gram%20in%20the%20Battle%20of%20the%20Green%20Fields%2C%20and%20knocked%20their%20king%20Golfimbul's%20head%20clean%20off%20with%20a%20wooden%20club.%20It%20sailed%20a%20hundred%20yards%20through%20the%20air%20and%20went%20down%20a%20rabbit-hole%2C%20and%20in%20this%20way%20the%20battle%20was%20won%20and%20the%20game%20of%20Golf%20invented%20at%20the%20same%20moment.&a=J.R.R.%20Tolkien&c=Humor If you have ever seen a dragon in a pinch, you will realize that this was only poetical exaggeration... — J.R.R. Tolkien J.R.R. Tolkien quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cams-wings-bright-quote-meaning-13424 2026-04-15T19:15:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13424.png?q=Cam's%20wings%20were%20so%20bright%20they%20were%20almost%20blinding%20as%20they%20pulsed.&a=Lauren%20Kate&c=Humor Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed. — Lauren Kate Lauren Kate quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/narissus-bow-arrow-quote-meaning-13425 2026-04-15T19:15:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13425.png?q=Yes!%22%20Narissus%20unslung%20his%20bow%20and%20grabbed%20an%20arrow%20from%20his%20dusty%20quiver.%20%22The%20first%20one%20who%20get%20that%20bronze%2C%20I%20will%20like%20you&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Yes!" Narissus unslung his bow and grabbed an arrow from his dusty quiver. "The first one who get th... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/edith-konecky-quote-meaning-13426 2026-04-15T19:15:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13426.png?q=I%20have%20a%20terrible%20memory%3B%20I%20never%20forget%20a%20thing.&a=Edith%20Konecky&c=Humor I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing. — Edith Konecky Edith Konecky quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/veronica-roth-quote-meaning-13427 2026-04-15T19:15:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13427.png?q=Before%20I%20leave%20the%20bathroom%2C%20I%20pinch%20my%20cheeks%20hard%20to%20bring%20blood%20to%20the%20surface%20of%20my%20skin.%20It%E2%80%99s%20stupid%2C%20but%20I%20don%E2%80%99t%20want%20to%20look%20weak%20and%20exhausted%20in%20front%20of%20everyone.&a=Veronica%20Roth&c=Humor Before I leave the bathroom, I pinch my cheeks hard to bring blood to the surface of my skin. It’s s... — Veronica Roth Veronica Roth quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/david-levithan-quote-meaning-13428 2026-04-15T19:15:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13428.png?q=rolf!%20what%3F%20are%20you%20really%20rolling%20on%20the%20floor%20laughing%3F%20well%2C%20please%20stay%20down%20there%20for%20a%20sec%20while%20I%20KICK%20YOUR%20ASS.&a=David%20Levithan&c=Humor rolf! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there for a sec whi... — David Levithan David Levithan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/saphira-attack-first-quote-meaning-13429 2026-04-15T19:15:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13429.png?q=Saphira%20waved%20her%20tail%2C%20the%20tip%20whistling%20loudly.%20%22I'm%20not%20asking%20you%20to.%20However%2C%20if%20we%20attack%20first%2C%20we%20may%20gain%20the%20advantage.&a=Christopher%20Paolini&c=Humor Saphira waved her tail, the tip whistling loudly. "I'm not asking you to. However, if we attack firs... — Christopher Paolini Christopher Paolini quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/james-patterson-quote-meaning-13430 2026-04-15T19:15:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13430.png?q=So%20the%20first%20thing%20we're%20gonna%20do%2C%22%20I%20told%20him%2C%20%22is%20push%20you%20off%20the%20roof.&a=James%20Patterson&c=Humor So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof. — James Patterson James Patterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/a-c-gaughen-quote-meaning-13431 2026-04-15T19:15:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13431.png?q=You%20are%20my%20whole%20heart%2C%20Scarlet.%20And%20this%20is%20breaking%20it.'&a=A.C.%20Gaughen&c=Humor You are my whole heart, Scarlet. And this is breaking it.' — A.C. Gaughen A.C. Gaughen quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/p-c-cast-quote-meaning-13432 2026-04-15T19:15:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13432.png?q=But%20we're%20going%20to%20smile%20and%20pretend%20we're%20fine%20with%20the%20dorky%20birthmas%20gifts%20because%20people%20do%20not%20get%20that%20they%20can't%20mush%20a%20birthday%20into%20christmas.&a=P.C.%20Cast&c=Humor But we're going to smile and pretend we're fine with the dorky birthmas gifts because people do not ... — P.C. Cast P.C. Cast quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/will-rogers-quote-meaning-13433 2026-04-15T19:15:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13433.png?q=I%20never%20met%20a%20man%20that%20I%20didn't%20like.&a=Will%20Rogers&c=Humor I never met a man that I didn't like. — Will Rogers Will Rogers quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/christopher-moore-quote-meaning-13434 2026-04-15T19:15:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13434.png?q=I've%20seen%20more%20intelligence%20in%20the%20crotch%20lice%20of%20harem%20whores.&a=Christopher%20Moore&c=Humor I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores. — Christopher Moore Christopher Moore quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ken-kesey-quote-meaning-13435 2026-04-15T19:15:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13435.png?q=They%20can't%20tell%20so%20much%20about%20you%20if%20you%20got%20your%20eyes%20closed.&a=Ken%20Kesey&c=Humor They can't tell so much about you if you got your eyes closed. — Ken Kesey Ken Kesey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/orion-brightened-idea-meaning-13436 2026-04-15T19:15:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13436.png?q=Orion%20brightened.%20%22I%20have%20an%20idea.&a=Eoin%20Colfer&c=Humor Orion brightened. "I have an idea. — Eoin Colfer Eoin Colfer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/civilization-is-overrated-quote-meaning-13437 2026-04-15T19:15:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13437.png?q=Civilization%20is%20vastly%20overrated.&a=Patricia%20Briggs&c=Humor Civilization is vastly overrated. — Patricia Briggs Patricia Briggs quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steve-martin-quote-meaning-13438 2026-04-15T19:15:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13438.png?q=I%20love%20money.%20I%20love%20everything%20about%20it.%20I%20bought%20some%20pretty%20good%20stuff.%20Got%20me%20a%20%24300%20pair%20of%20socks.%20Got%20a%20fur%20sink.%20An%20electric%20dog%20polisher.%20A%20gasoline%20powered%20turtleneck%20sweater.%20And%2C%20of%20course%2C%20I%20bought%20some%20dumb%20stuff%2C%20too.&a=Steve%20Martin&c=Humor I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of soc... — Steve Martin Steve Martin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/charlie-chaplin-quote-meaning-13439 2026-04-15T19:15:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13439.png?q=In%20the%20end%2C%20everything%20is%20a%20gag.&a=Charlie%20Chaplin&c=Humor In the end, everything is a gag. — Charlie Chaplin Charlie Chaplin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-carlin-quote-meaning-13440 2026-04-15T19:15:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13440.png?q=If%20everyone%20in%20the%20world%20sat%20quietly%20at%20the%20same%20time%2C%20closed%20their%20eyes%20and%20concentrated%20as%20hard%20as%20they%20could%20on%20peace%20and%20goodwill%2C%20all%20the%20killing%20and%20cruelty%20in%20the%20world%20would%20continue.%20And%20probably%20increase.&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as... — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/fredrik-backman-quote-meaning-13441 2026-04-15T19:15:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13441.png?q=This%20book%20is%20dedicated%20to%20the%20voices%20inside%20my%20head%2C%20the%20most%20remarkable%20of%20my%20friends.&a=Fredrik%20Backman&c=Humor This book is dedicated to the voices inside my head, the most remarkable of my friends. — Fredrik Backman Fredrik Backman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/karl-marx-quote-meaning-13442 2026-04-15T19:15:28.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13442.png?q=...%5BG%5Dreat%20progress%20was%20evident%20in%20the%20last%20Congress%20of%20the%20American%20'Labour%20Union'%20in%20that%20among%20other%20things%2C%20it%20treated%20working%20women%20with%20complete%20equality.%20While%20in%20this%20respect%20the%20English%2C%20and%20still%20more%20the%20gallant%20French%2C%20are%20burdened%20with%20a%20spirit%20of%20narrow-mindedness.%20Anybody%20who%20knows%20anything%20of%20history%20knows%20that%20great%20social%20changes%20are%20impossible%20without%20the%20feminine%20ferment.%20Social%20progress%20can%20be%20measured%20exactly%20by%20the%20social%20position%20of%20the%20fair%20sex%20(the%20ugly%20ones%20included).&a=Karl%20Marx&c=Humor ...[G]reat progress was evident in the last Congress of the American 'Labour Union' in that among ot... — Karl Marx Karl Marx quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-twain-quote-meaning-13443 2026-04-15T19:15:28.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13443.png?q=It%20usually%20takes%20me%20two%20or%20three%20days%20to%20prepare%20an%20impromptu%20speech.&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech. — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-13444 2026-04-15T19:15:28.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13444.png?q=This%20was%20not%20a%20fairy-tale%20castle%20and%20there%20was%20no%20such%20thing%20as%20a%20fairy-tale%20ending%2C%20but%20sometimes%20you%20could%20threaten%20to%20kick%20the%20handsome%20prince%20in%20the%20ham-and-eggs.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes y... — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hermes-threatened-slow-mail-quote-meaning-13445 2026-04-15T19:15:28.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13445.png?q=hermes%20has%20threatened%20me%20with%20slow%20mail.%20lousy%20Internet%20service%20and%20a%20horrible%20stock%20market%20if%20i%20publish%20this%20story.%20I%20hope%20he%20is%20just%20bluffing.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i pub... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mary-beth-bonacci-quote-meaning-13446 2026-04-15T19:15:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13446.png?q=People%20use%20the%20word%20'love'%20a%20lot%20of%20different%20ways.%20Take%20me%2C%20for%20instance.%20I%20am%20often%20heard%20saying%20that%20I%20love%20my%20mom%20and%20dad.%20I%20am%20also%20often%20heard%20saying%20that%20I%20love%20pizza.&a=Mary%20Beth%20Bonacci&c=Humor People use the word 'love' a lot of different ways. Take me, for instance. I am often heard saying t... — Mary Beth Bonacci Mary Beth Bonacci quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/colleen-houck-quote-meaning-13447 2026-04-15T19:15:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13447.png?q=He%20studied%20my%20appearance%20carefully.%20%E2%80%9CYou%20cut%20your%20hair.%E2%80%9D%20%E2%80%9CYes.%20Do%20you%20like%20it%3F%E2%80%9D%20%E2%80%9CThat%20depends.%20How%20long%20is%20it%3F%E2%80%9D%20I%20pulled%20a%20curl%20down%20and%20showed%20him%20it%20ended%20just%20past%20my%20shoulder.%20He%20grunted%2C%20%E2%80%9CThat%E2%80%99s%20still%20long%20enough%2C%20so%20I%20like%20it.%E2%80%9D%20%E2%80%9CLong%20enough%20for%20what%3F%E2%80%9D%20%E2%80%9CLong%20enough%20for%20a%20man%20to%20run%20his%20hands%20through.&a=Colleen%20Houck&c=Humor He studied my appearance carefully. “You cut your hair.” “Yes. Do you like it?” “That depends. How l... — Colleen Houck Colleen Houck quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/pg-wodehouse-quote-meaning-thickness-13448 2026-04-15T19:15:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13448.png?q=In%20a%20series%20of%20events%2C%20all%20of%20which%20had%20been%20a%20bit%20thick%2C%20this%2C%20in%20his%20opinion%2C%20achieved%20the%20maximum%20of%20thickness.&a=P.G.%20Wodehouse&c=Humor In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum... — P.G. Wodehouse P.G. Wodehouse quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/eoin-colfer-quote-meaning-nut-13449 2026-04-15T19:15:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13449.png?q=Me%2C%22%20Artemis%20blurted.%20%22I'm%20the%20nut.&a=Eoin%20Colfer&c=Humor Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut. — Eoin Colfer Eoin Colfer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-13450 2026-04-15T19:15:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13450.png?q=Murphy%20hung%20up%20and%20I%20said%2C%20to%20the%20still-open%20line%2C%20%22Hey%2C%20if%20you've%20got%20someone%20watching%20my%20place%2C%20could%20you%20call%20the%20cops%20if%20anyone%20tries%20to%20steal%20my%20Star%20Wars%20poster%3F%20It's%20an%20original.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor Murphy hung up and I said, to the still-open line, "Hey, if you've got someone watching my place, co... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/suzanne-collins-quote-meaning-13451 2026-04-15T19:15:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13451.png?q=Finnik%3F%E2%80%9D%20I%20say.%20%E2%80%9CMaybe%20some%20pants%3F%E2%80%9D%E2%80%A8He%20looks%20down%20at%20his%20legs%20as%20if%20noticing%20them%20for%20the%20first%20time.%20Then%20he%20whips%20of%20his%20hospital%20gown%2C%20leaving%20him%20in%20just%20is%20underwear.%20%E2%80%9CWhy%3F%20Do%20you%20find%20this%E2%80%9D-he%20strikes%20a%20ridiculously%20proactive%20pose-%E2%80%9Cdistracting%3F%E2%80%9D%E2%80%A8I%20can%E2%80%99t%20help%20laughing%20because%20it%E2%80%99s%20funny%2C%20and%20it%E2%80%99s%20extra%20funny%20because%20Boggs%20looks%20so%20uncomfortable%2C%20and%20I%E2%80%99m%20happy%20because%20Finnik%20actually%20sounds%20like%20the%20guy%20I%20met%20at%20the%20Quarter%20Quell.%E2%80%A8%E2%80%9CI%E2%80%99m%20only%20human%2C%20Odair.%E2%80%9D%20I%20get%20in%20before%20the%20elevator%20doors%20close.%20%E2%80%9CSorry%2C%E2%80%9D%20I%20say%20to%20Boggs.%E2%80%A8%E2%80%9CDon%E2%80%99t%20be.%20I%20thought%20you%E2%80%A6%20handled%20that%20well%2C%E2%80%9D%20He%20says.%20%E2%80%9CBetter%20than%20my%20having%20to%20arrest%20him%2C%20anyway.&a=Suzanne%20Collins&c=Humor Finnik?” I say. “Maybe some pants?”
He looks down at his legs as if noticing them for the first time... — Suzanne Collins Suzanne Collins quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/derek-landy-quote-meaning-13452 2026-04-15T19:15:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13452.png?q=They%20might%20be%20kittens%2C%22%20she%20said%20hopefully.&a=Derek%20Landy&c=Humor They might be kittens," she said hopefully. — Derek Landy Derek Landy quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/david-sedaris-quote-meaning-13453 2026-04-15T19:15:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13453.png?q=Speed%20eliminates%20all%20doubt.%20Am%20I%20smart%20enough%3F%20Will%20people%20like%20me%3F%20Do%20I%20really%20look%20all%20right%20in%20this%20plastic%20jumpsuit%3F&a=David%20Sedaris&c=Humor Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in th... — David Sedaris David Sedaris quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-hawkins-quote-meaning-13454 2026-04-15T19:15:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13454.png?q=No.%20Don't%20distract%20me%20with%20your%20sexy%20talk.&a=Rachel%20Hawkins&c=Humor No. Don't distract me with your sexy talk. — Rachel Hawkins Rachel Hawkins quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-caine-quote-meaning-13455 2026-04-15T19:15:31.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13455.png?q=He's%20not%20doing%20anything%20he%20shouldn't%20be%20doing%2C%20right%3F&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor He's not doing anything he shouldn't be doing, right? — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sophie-kinsella-quote-meaning-13456 2026-04-15T19:15:31.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13456.png?q=If%20I%20behave%20as%20though%20this%20is%20a%20completely%20normal%20situation%2C%20then%20maybe%20it%20will%20be%20...&a=Sophie%20Kinsella&c=Humor If I behave as though this is a completely normal situation, then maybe it will be ... — Sophie Kinsella Sophie Kinsella quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richelle-mead-quote-meaning-13457 2026-04-15T19:15:31.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13457.png?q=It%20was%20impossible%20to%20get%20the%20Dimitri%20and%20Tasha%20thing%20out%20of%20my%20head%2C%20but%20at%20least%20packing%20and%20getting%20ready%20made%20sure%20I%20didn't%20devote%20100%20percent%20of%20my%20brain%20power%20to%20him.%20More%20like%2095%20percent.&a=Richelle%20Mead&c=Humor It was impossible to get the Dimitri and Tasha thing out of my head, but at least packing and gettin... — Richelle Mead Richelle Mead quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mae-west-quote-meaning-13458 2026-04-15T19:15:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13458.png?q=She's%20the%20kind%20of%20girl%20who%20climbed%20the%20ladder%20of%20success%20wrong%20by%20wrong.&a=Mae%20West&c=Humor She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. — Mae West Mae West quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/will-rogers-quote-meaning-13459 2026-04-15T19:15:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13459.png?q=All%20I%20know%20is%20just%20what%20I%20read%20in%20the%20papers%2C%20and%20that's%20an%20alibi%20for%20my%20ignorance.&a=Will%20Rogers&c=Humor All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance. — Will Rogers Will Rogers quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/emma-donoghue-quote-meaning-13460 2026-04-15T19:15:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13460.png?q=If%20I%20was%20made%20of%20cake%20I'd%20eat%20myself%20before%20somebody%20else%20could.&a=Emma%20Donoghue&c=Humor If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could. — Emma Donoghue Emma Donoghue quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/david-sedaris-quote-meaning-13461 2026-04-15T19:15:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13461.png?q=At%20the%20end%20of%20a%20miserable%20day%2C%20instead%20of%20grieving%20my%20virtual%20nothing%2C%20I%20can%20always%20look%20at%20my%20loaded%20wastepaper%20basket%20and%20tell%20myself%20that%20if%20I%20failed%2C%20at%20least%20I%20took%20a%20few%20trees%20down%20with%20me.&a=David%20Sedaris&c=Humor At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loade... — David Sedaris David Sedaris quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-carlin-quote-meaning-13462 2026-04-15T19:15:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13462.png?q=I%2C%20myself%2C%20have%20killed%20six%20people.%20All%20random%2C%20all%20undetected%2C%20no%20way%20to%20trace%20them%20to%20me.%20And%2C%20let%20me%20tell%20you%2C%20there's%20nothin'%20like%20it.%20It's%20a%20great%20feeling.%20Yeah%2C%20I%20know%2C%20you're%20thinking.%20'Aw%2C%20he's%20a%20comedian.%20He's%20just%20sayin'%20that%20stuff.'%20Good.%20That's%20exactly%20what%20I%20want%20you%20to%20think.&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let ... — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/christopher-moore-quote-meaning-13463 2026-04-15T19:15:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13463.png?q=Canada%20is%20a%20myth%20people%20made%20up%20to%20entertain%20children%2C%20like%20the%20Tooth%20Fairy.%20There%E2%80%99s%20no%20such%20place.&a=Christopher%20Moore&c=Humor Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Christopher Moore quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hannah-nicole-maehrer-quote-meaning-13464 2026-04-15T19:15:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13464.png?q=You%20just%20can't%20kill%20people%20and%20be%20pretty.%20It's%20confusing.&a=Hannah%20Nicole%20Maehrer&c=Humor You just can't kill people and be pretty. It's confusing. — Hannah Nicole Maehrer Hannah Nicole Maehrer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephenie-meyer-quote-meaning-13465 2026-04-15T19:15:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13465.png?q=Um%2C%22%20Doc%20said%20in%20a%20mild%20voice%2C%20%22medically%20speaking%2C%20I'm%20not%20sure%20that%20was%20the%20most%20helpful%20thing%20for%20his%20condition.&a=Stephenie%20Meyer&c=Humor Um," Doc said in a mild voice, "medically speaking, I'm not sure that was the most helpful thing for... — Stephenie Meyer Stephenie Meyer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/david-levithan-quote-meaning-13466 2026-04-15T19:15:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13466.png?q=So%20what%20else%20can%20I%20tell%20you%3F%22%20I%20asked.%20%22I%20mean%2C%20to%20get%20you%20to%20reveal%20Lily%20to%20me.&a=David%20Levithan&c=Humor So what else can I tell you?" I asked. "I mean, to get you to reveal Lily to me. — David Levithan David Levithan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/joss-whedon-quote-meaning-13467 2026-04-15T19:15:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13467.png?q=Two%20things%20that%20matter%20to%20me.%20Emotional%20resonance%20and%20rocket%20launchers.&a=Joss%20Whedon&c=Humor Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers. — Joss Whedon Joss Whedon quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jess-c-scott-quote-meaning-13468 2026-04-15T19:15:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13468.png?q=If%20money%E2%80%99s%20the%20god%20people%20worship%2C%20I%E2%80%99d%20rather%20go%20worship%20the%20devil%20instead.&a=Jess%20C%20Scott&c=Humor If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead. — Jess C Scott Jess C Scott quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-irving-quote-meaning-13469 2026-04-15T19:15:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13469.png?q=In%20the%20world%20according%20to%20Garp%2C%20we%20are%20all%20terminal%20cases&a=John%20Irving&c=Humor In the world according to Garp, we are all terminal cases — John Irving John Irving quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/niall-horan-quote-meaning-13470 2026-04-15T19:15:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13470.png?q=Cause%20I'm%20Irish%2C%20and%20everyone%20remembers%20me.&a=Niall%20Horan&c=Humor Cause I'm Irish, and everyone remembers me. — Niall Horan Niall Horan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gail-carson-levine-quote-meaning-13471 2026-04-15T19:15:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13471.png?q=Hush%20Hattie!%22%20I%20said%2C%20intoxicated%20with%20my%20success.%20%22I%20don't%20want%20to%20go%20to%20my%20room.%20Everyone%20must%20know%20I%20shan't%20marry%20the%20prince.%22%20I%20ran%20to%20the%20door%20to%20our%20street%2C%20opened%20it%2C%20and%20called%20out%20into%20the%20night%2C%20%22I%20shan't%20marry%20the%20prince.%22%20I%20turned%20back%20into%20the%20hall%20and%20ran%20to%20Char%20and%20threw%20my%20arms%20about%20his%20neck.%20%22I%20shan't%20marry%20you.%22%20I%20kissed%20his%20cheek.%20He%20was%20safe%20from%20me.&a=Gail%20Carson%20Levine&c=Humor Hush Hattie!" I said, intoxicated with my success. "I don't want to go to my room. Everyone must kno... — Gail Carson Levine Gail Carson Levine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steven-erikson-quote-meaning-13472 2026-04-15T19:15:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13472.png?q=Such%20is%20the%20vastness%20of%20his%20genius%20that%20he%20can%20outwit%20even%20himself.&a=Steven%20Erikson&c=Humor Such is the vastness of his genius that he can outwit even himself. — Steven Erikson Steven Erikson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tina-reber-quote-meaning-13473 2026-04-15T19:15:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13473.png?q=I%20never%20understood%20how%20men%20could%20remember%20all%20those%20details%20about%20sports%20but%2C%20yet%2C%20were%20incapable%20of%20remembering%20where%20they%20set%20their%20car%20keys%20or%20wallet.&a=Tina%20Reber&c=Humor I never understood how men could remember all those details about sports but, yet, were incapable of... — Tina Reber Tina Reber quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/churchill-quote-meaning-length-defense-13474 2026-04-15T19:15:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13474.png?q=This%20paper%2C%20by%20its%20very%20length%2C%20defends%20itself%20from%20ever%20being%20read.&a=Winston%20S.%20Churchill&c=Humor This paper, by its very length, defends itself from ever being read. — Winston S. Churchill Winston S. Churchill quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/wc-fields-quote-meaning-13475 2026-04-15T19:15:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13475.png?q=Horse%20sense%20is%20the%20thing%20a%20horse%20has%20which%20keeps%20it%20from%20betting%20on%20people.&a=W.C.%20Fields&c=Humor Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. — W.C. Fields W.C. Fields quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/harry-dresden-saving-the-world-quote-13476 2026-04-15T19:15:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13476.png?q=Harry%20Dresden.%20Saving%20the%20world%2C%20one%20act%20of%20random%20destruction%20at%20a%20time.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor Harry Dresden. Saving the world, one act of random destruction at a time. — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/anne-rice-quote-meaning-13477 2026-04-15T19:15:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13477.png?q=A%20singer%20can%20shatter%20glass%20with%20the%20proper%20high%20note%2C%22%20he%20said%2C%20%22but%20the%20simplest%20way%20to%20break%20glass%20is%20simply%20to%20drop%20it%20on%20the%20floor.&a=Anne%20Rice&c=Humor A singer can shatter glass with the proper high note," he said, "but the simplest way to break glass... — Anne Rice Anne Rice quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hl-mencken-quote-meaning-13478 2026-04-15T19:15:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13478.png?q=A%20philosopher%20is%20a%20blind%20man%20in%20a%20dark%20room%20looking%20for%20a%20black%20cat%20that%20isn't%20there.%20A%20theologian%20is%20the%20man%20who%20finds%20it.&a=H.L.%20Mencken&c=Humor A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian i... — H.L. Mencken H.L. Mencken quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kelley-armstrong-quote-meaning-13479 2026-04-15T19:15:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13479.png?q=This%20is%20so%20cool%2C%22%20I%20said%20loudly%20as%20Dad%20walked%20away.%20%22Have%20you%20met%20the%20tattoo%20artist%3F%20Is%20he%20hot%3F&a=Kelley%20Armstrong&c=Humor This is so cool," I said loudly as Dad walked away. "Have you met the tattoo artist? Is he hot? — Kelley Armstrong Kelley Armstrong quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/colleen-houck-quote-meaning-13480 2026-04-15T19:15:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13480.png?q=Wow.%20I%20didn%E2%80%99t%20think%20it%20was%20possible%20for%20him%20to%20look%20any%20more%20intoxicating%20than%20he%20already%20did.%20But%20a%20leather%20clad%20Ren%20standing%20next%20to%20the%20gorgeous%20racing%20motorcycle%20holding%20his%20helmet%20made%20my%20brain%20go%20numb.%20I%20had%20kind%20of%20a%20this-is-your-brain-on-drugs%20moment%2C%20only%20mine%20was%20more%20like%20a%20this-is-your-brain-on-seeing-Ren-in-tight-leather%20moment.%20If%20they%E2%80%99d%20been%20smart%2C%20the%20Ducati%20Company%20should%20have%20used%20him%20in%20a%20commercial%20and%20given%20him%20the%20bike%20for%20free.&a=Colleen%20Houck&c=Humor Wow. I didn’t think it was possible for him to look any more intoxicating than he already did. But a... — Colleen Houck Colleen Houck quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dani-alexander-quote-meaning-13481 2026-04-15T19:15:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13481.png?q=Peter%20to%20Austin%3A&a=Dani%20Alexander&c=Humor Peter to Austin: — Dani Alexander Dani Alexander quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bill-hicks-quote-meaning-13482 2026-04-15T19:15:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13482.png?q=People%20often%20ask%20me%20where%20I%20stand%20politically.%20It's%20not%20that%20I%20disagree%20with%20Bush's%20economic%20policy%20or%20his%20foreign%20policy%2C%20it's%20that%20I%20believe%20he%20was%20a%20child%20of%20Satan%20sent%20here%20to%20destroy%20the%20planet%20Earth.%20Little%20to%20the%20left.&a=Bill%20Hicks&c=Humor People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy ... — Bill Hicks Bill Hicks quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jack-thorne-quote-meaning-13483 2026-04-15T19:15:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13483.png?q=My%20geekness%20is%20a-quivering.&a=Jack%20Thorne&c=Humor My geekness is a-quivering. — Jack Thorne Jack Thorne quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-twain-quote-meaning-13484 2026-04-15T19:15:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13484.png?q=A%20big%20leather-bound%20volume%20makes%20an%20ideal%20razorstrap.%20A%20thing%20book%20is%20useful%20to%20stick%20under%20a%20table%20with%20a%20broken%20caster%20to%20steady%20it.%20A%20large%2C%20flat%20atlas%20can%20be%20used%20to%20cover%20a%20window%20with%20a%20broken%20pane.%20And%20a%20thick%2C%20old-fashioned%20heavy%20book%20with%20a%20clasp%20is%20the%20finest%20thing%20in%20the%20world%20to%20throw%20at%20a%20noisy%20cat.&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razorstrap. A thing book is useful to stick under a table ... — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/quote-meaning-rachel-caine-13485 2026-04-15T19:15:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13485.png?q=You%20humans%2C%20always%20eating.%20I'll%20make%20you%20soup.%20You%20can%20eat%20it%20while%20you%20keep%20working.%22%20Myrnin%20set%20aside%20his%20book%20and%20walked%20into%20the%20back%20of%20the%20lab.&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor You humans, always eating. I'll make you soup. You can eat it while you keep working." Myrnin set as... — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/michael-grant-quote-meaning-13486 2026-04-15T19:15:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13486.png?q=We%20do%20need%20a%20system%2C%20and%20we%20do%20need%20you%20and%20your%20'Bertos%2C%20and%20sometimes%20we%20need%20Sam%20to%20just%20come%20along%20and%20kick%20some%20ass.%20-%20Quinn&a=Michael%20%20Grant&c=Humor We do need a system, and we do need you and your 'Bertos, and sometimes we need Sam to just come alo... — Michael Grant Michael Grant quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/they-dont-fit-you-quote-meaning-13487 2026-04-15T19:15:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13487.png?q=They%20don't%20fit%20you%3F%22%20V%20asked%20his%20roommate.&a=J.R.%20Ward&c=Humor They don't fit you?" V asked his roommate. — J.R. Ward J.R. Ward quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/james-patterson-quote-meaning-13488 2026-04-15T19:15:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13488.png?q=Some%20kids%20get%20called%20'bundles%20of%20joy'%20or%20'slices%20of%20heaven'%20or%20'dreams%20come%20true.'%20We%20got%20'the%20fifty-fourth%20generation%20of%20DNA%20experiments.'%20Doesn't%20have%20the%20same%20warm%20and%20fuzzy%20feel.%20But%20maybe%20I'm%20oversensitive.&a=James%20Patterson&c=Humor Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty... — James Patterson James Patterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brian-andreas-quote-meaning-13489 2026-04-15T19:15:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13489.png?q=If%20you're%20right%20%26%20I'm%20not%2C%20I'm%20going%20to%20be%20hell%20to%20live%20with%2C%20she%20said.%20So%2C%20you%20better%20think%20about%20that%20next%20time%20you%20want%20to%20be%20right.&a=Brian%20Andreas&c=Humor If you're right & I'm not, I'm going to be hell to live with, she said. So, you better think about t... — Brian Andreas Brian Andreas quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/james-patterson-quote-meaning-13490 2026-04-15T19:15:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13490.png?q=I'm%20a%20girl%20of%20extremes.%20When%20I%20love%20something%2C%20I'm%20like%20a%20puppy%20dog%20(without%20all%20the%20licking).%20When%20I'm%20cranky%2C%20I'm%20a%20wasp%20(like%20a%20whole%20hive%20of%20'em).%20And%20when%20I'm%20angry%2C%20I'm%20a%20Mother%20Bear%20with%20a%20predator%20after%20her%20cubs%3A%20Dangerous.&a=James%20Patterson&c=Humor I'm a girl of extremes. When I love something, I'm like a puppy dog (without all the licking). When ... — James Patterson James Patterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dorothy-parker-quote-meaning-13491 2026-04-15T19:15:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13491.png?q=Men%20seldom%20make%20passes%20at%20girls%20who%20wear%20glasses.&a=Dorothy%20Parker&c=Humor Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses. — Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/chuck-palahniuk-quote-meaning-13492 2026-04-15T19:15:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13492.png?q=Music%20is%20crucial.%20Beyond%20no%20way%20can%20I%20overstress%20this%20fact.%20Let's%20say%20you're%20southbound%20on%20the%20interstate%2C%20cruising%20alone%20in%20the%20middle%20lane%2C%20listening%20to%20AM%20radio.%20Up%20alongside%20comes%20a%20tractor%20trailer%20of%20logs%20or%20concrete%20pipe%2C%20a%20tie-down%20strap%20breaks%2C%20and%20the%20load%20dumps%20on%20top%20of%20your%20little%20sheetmetal%20ride.%20Crushed%20under%20a%20world%20of%20concrete%2C%20you're%20sandwiched%20like%20so%20much%20meat%20salad%20between%20layers%20of%20steel%20and%20glass.%20In%20that%20last%2C%20fast%20flutter%20of%20your%20eyelids%2C%20you%20looking%20down%20that%20long%20tunnel%20toward%20the%20bright%20God%20Light%20and%20your%20dead%20grandma%20walking%20up%20to%20hug%20you--do%20you%20want%20to%20be%20hearing%20another%20radio%20commercial%20for%20a%20mega%2C%20clearance%2C%20closeout%2C%20blow-out%20liquidation%20car-stereo%20sale%3F&a=Chuck%20Palahniuk&c=Humor Music is crucial. Beyond no way can I overstress this fact. Let's say you're southbound on the inter... — Chuck Palahniuk Chuck Palahniuk quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/churchill-quote-meaning-humor-13493 2026-04-15T19:15:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13493.png?q=An%20old%20battleax%20of%20a%20woman%20said%20to%20Winston%20Churchill%2C%20%22If%20you%20were%20my%20husband%20I%20would%20put%20poison%20in%20your%20tea.%22%20Churchill's%20response%2C%20%22Ma'am%20if%20you%20were%20my%20wife%20I%20would%20drink%20it.&a=Winston%20S.%20Churchill&c=Humor An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in ... — Winston S. Churchill Winston S. Churchill quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ray-romano-quote-meaning-frat-house-13494 2026-04-15T19:15:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13494.png?q=Having%20children%20is%20like%20living%20in%20a%20frat%20house%20-%20nobody%20sleeps%2C%20everything's%20broken%2C%20and%20there's%20a%20lot%20of%20throwing%20up.&a=Ray%20Romano&c=Humor Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a l... — Ray Romano Ray Romano quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dick-francis-quote-meaning-13495 2026-04-15T19:15:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13495.png?q=Some%20are%20born%20weird%2C%20some%20achieve%20it%2C%20others%20have%20weirdness%20thrust%20upon%20them.&a=Dick%20Francis&c=Humor Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them. — Dick Francis Dick Francis quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steven-wright-quote-meaning-13496 2026-04-15T19:15:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13496.png?q=If%20toast%20always%20lands%20butter-side%20down%2C%20and%20cats%20always%20land%20on%20their%20feet%2C%20what%20happens%20if%20you%20strap%20toast%20on%20the%20back%20of%20a%20cat%20and%20drop%20it%3F&a=Steven%20Wright&c=Humor If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you stra... — Steven Wright Steven Wright quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13497 2026-04-15T19:15:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13497.png?q=i%20told%20you%20he'd%20freak%20out%2C%20she%20siad.%20didn't%20i%3F&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor i told you he'd freak out, she siad. didn't i? — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/spider-robinson-quote-meaning-13498 2026-04-15T19:15:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13498.png?q=Librarians%20are%20the%20secret%20masters%20of%20the%20world.%20They%20control%20information.%20Don't%20ever%20piss%20one%20off.&a=Spider%20Robinson&c=Humor Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off. — Spider Robinson Spider Robinson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/frank-zappa-quote-meaning-13499 2026-04-15T19:15:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13499.png?q=The%20essence%20of%20Christianity%20is%20told%20us%20in%20the%20Garden%20of%20Eden%20history.%20The%20fruit%20that%20was%20forbidden%20was%20on%20the%20tree%20of%20knowledge.%20The%20subtext%20is%2C%20'All%20the%20suffering%20you%20have%20is%20because%20you%20wanted%20to%20find%20out%20what%20was%20going%20on.%20You%20could%20be%20in%20the%20Garden%20of%20Eden%20if%20you%20had%20just%20kept%20your%20fucking%20mouth%20shut%20and%20hadn't%20asked%20any%20questions.&a=Frank%20Zappa&c=Humor The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden w... — Frank Zappa Frank Zappa quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kasie-west-quote-meaning-bookcase-13500 2026-04-15T19:15:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13500.png?q=My%20bookcase%20is%20all%20yours.&a=Kasie%20West&c=Humor My bookcase is all yours. — Kasie West Kasie West quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/julie-kagawa-quote-meaning-13501 2026-04-15T19:15:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13501.png?q=It%20is%20the%20iron.%22%20Grimalkin%20picked%20his%20way%20over%20a%20puddle%2C%20then%20leaped%20atop%20a%20fallen%20tree%2C%20shaking%20out%20his%20paws.%22This%20close%20to%20the%20false%20king's%20realm%2C%20his%20influence%20is%20stronger%20that%20ever.%20It%20will%20be%20worse%20once%20you%20are%20actually%20within%20its%20borders.&a=Julie%20Kagawa&c=Humor It is the iron." Grimalkin picked his way over a puddle, then leaped atop a fallen tree, shaking out... — Julie Kagawa Julie Kagawa quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/nd-stevenson-quote-meaning-13502 2026-04-15T19:15:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13502.png?q=Halt%20you%20villains!%20Unhand%20that%20science!&a=N.D.%20Stevenson&c=Humor Halt you villains! Unhand that science! — N.D. Stevenson N.D. Stevenson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lisa-kleypas-quote-meaning-13503 2026-04-15T19:15:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13503.png?q=You%20think%20I'd%20cheat%20on%20you%3F%22%20I%20demanded%20with%20all%20the%20innocent%20outrage%20I%20could%20muster.&a=Lisa%20Kleypas&c=Humor You think I'd cheat on you?" I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster. — Lisa Kleypas Lisa Kleypas quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/creeping-christmas-thing-meaning-13504 2026-04-15T19:15:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13504.png?q=Christmas%20crept%20into%20Pine%20Cove%20like%20a%20creeping%20Christmas%20thing%3A%20dragging%20garland%2C%20ribbon%2C%20and%20sleigh%20bells%2C%20oozing%20eggnog%2C%20reeking%20of%20pine%2C%20and%20threatening%20festive%20doom%20like%20a%20cold%20sore%20under%20the%20mistletoe.&a=Christopher%20Moore&c=Humor Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh... — Christopher Moore Christopher Moore quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/janet-evanovich-quote-meaning-13505 2026-04-15T19:15:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13505.png?q=She'll%20be%20back%2C%22%20Ranger%20said.%20%22But%20not%20tonight.&a=Janet%20Evanovich&c=Humor She'll be back," Ranger said. "But not tonight. — Janet Evanovich Janet Evanovich quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gena-showalter-quote-meaning-13506 2026-04-15T19:15:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13506.png?q=What's%20this%20about%3F&a=Gena%20Showalter&c=Humor What's this about? — Gena Showalter Gena Showalter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/anne-bishop-quote-meaning-13507 2026-04-15T19:15:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13507.png?q=People%20who%20entered%20the%20Courtyard%20without%20an%20invitation%20were%20just%20plain%20crazy!%20Wolves%20were%20big%20and%20scary%20and%20so%20fluffy%2C%20how%20could%20anyone%20resist%20hugging%20one%20just%20to%20feel%20all%20that%20fur%3F&a=Anne%20Bishop&c=Humor People who entered the Courtyard without an invitation were just plain crazy! Wolves were big and sc... — Anne Bishop Anne Bishop quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jen-lancaster-quote-meaning-13508 2026-04-15T19:15:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13508.png?q=You%20want%20to%20change%3F%20Lose%20the%20bitch.%20Be%20nicer%20to%20people.%20Stop%20telling%20them%20to%20%22bite%20you%22%20and%20threatening%20to%20kick%20them%20until%20they're%20dead.&a=Jen%20Lancaster&c=Humor You want to change? Lose the bitch. Be nicer to people. Stop telling them to "bite you" and threaten... — Jen Lancaster Jen Lancaster quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/douglas-adams-quote-meaning-13509 2026-04-15T19:15:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13509.png?q=Shee%2C%20you%20guys%20are%20so%20unhip%20it's%20a%20wonder%20your%20bums%20don't%20fall%20off.&a=Douglas%20Adams&c=Humor Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off. — Douglas Adams Douglas Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-13510 2026-04-15T19:15:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13510.png?q=Doubtful%2C%20but%20it%20did%20work...&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Doubtful, but it did work... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/christopher-moore-quote-meaning-13511 2026-04-15T19:15:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13511.png?q=I've%20tried%20to%20get%20the%20angel%20to%20watch%20MTV%20so%20I%20can%20learn%20the%20vocabulary%20of%20your%20music%2C%20but%20even%20with%20the%20gift%20of%20tongues%2C%20I'm%20having%20trouble%20learning%20to%20speak%20hip-hop.%20Why%20is%20it%20that%20one%20can%20busta%20rhyme%20or%20busta%20move%20anywhere%20but%20you%20must%20busta%20cap%20in%20someone's%20ass%3F%20Is%20%22ho%22%20always%20feminine%2C%20and%20%22muthafucka%22%20always%20masculine%2C%20while%20%22bitch%22%20can%20be%20either%3F%20How%20many%20peeps%20in%20a%20posse%2C%20how%20much%20booty%20before%20baby%20got%20back%2C%20do%20you%20have%20to%20be%20all%20that%20to%20get%20all%20up%20in%20that%2C%20and%20do%20I%20need%20to%20be%20dope%20and%20phat%20to%20be%20da%20bomb%20or%20can%20I%20just%20be%20%22stupid%22%3F%20I'll%20not%20be%20singing%20over%20any%20dead%20mothers%20until%20I%20understand.&a=Christopher%20Moore&c=Humor I've tried to get the angel to watch MTV so I can learn the vocabulary of your music, but even with ... — Christopher Moore Christopher Moore quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/understanding-douglas-adams-quote-meaning-13512 2026-04-15T19:15:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13512.png?q=You%20cannot%20see%20what%20I%20see%20because%20you%20see%20what%20you%20see.%20You%20cannot%20know%20what%20I%20know%20because%20you%20know%20what%20you%20know.%20What%20I%20see%20and%20what%20I%20know%20cannot%20be%20added%20to%20what%20you%20see%20and%20what%20you%20know%20because%20they%20are%20not%20of%20the%20same%20kind.%20Neither%20can%20it%20replace%20what%20you%20see%20and%20what%20you%20know%2C%20because%20that%20would%20be%20to%20replace%20you%20yourself.&a=Douglas%20Adams&c=Humor You cannot see what I see because you see what you see. You cannot know what I know because you know... — Douglas Adams Douglas Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/margaret-cho-quote-meaning-13513 2026-04-15T19:15:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13513.png?q=George%20Bush%20isn't%20Hitler.%20He%20could%20be%20if%20he%20applied%20himself.&a=Margaret%20Cho&c=Humor George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself. — Margaret Cho Margaret Cho quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-bernard-shaw-quote-meaning-13514 2026-04-15T19:15:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13514.png?q=While%20browsing%20in%20a%20second-hand%20bookshop%20one%20day%2C%20George%20Bernard%20Shaw%20was%20amused%20to%20find%20a%20copy%20of%20one%20of%20his%20own%20works%20which%20he%20himself%20had%20inscribed%20for%20a%20friend%3A%20%22To%20----%2C%20with%20esteem%2C%20George%20Bernard%20Shaw.&a=George%20Bernard%20Shaw&c=Humor While browsing in a second-hand bookshop one day, George Bernard Shaw was amused to find a copy of o... — George Bernard Shaw George Bernard Shaw quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mary-ann-shaffer-quote-meaning-13515 2026-04-15T19:15:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13515.png?q=I%20sometimes%20think%20I%20prefer%20suitors%20in%20books%20rather%20than%20right%20in%20front%20of%20me.%20How%20awful%2C%20backward%2C%20cowardly%2C%20and%20mentally%20warped%20that%20will%20be%20if%20it%20turns%20out%20to%20be%20true.&a=Mary%20Ann%20Shaffer&c=Humor I sometimes think I prefer suitors in books rather than right in front of me. How awful, backward, c... — Mary Ann Shaffer Mary Ann Shaffer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-13516 2026-04-15T19:15:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13516.png?q=I%E2%80%99ve%20had%20a%20tense%20couple%20of%20days.%20And%20I%E2%80%99ve%20got%20to%20tell%20you%2C%20burning%20someone%E2%80%99s%20face%20off%20sounds%20like%20a%20great%20way%20to%20relax.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a ... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-13517 2026-04-15T19:15:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13517.png?q=A%20telkhine%20was%20hunched%20over%20a%20console%2C%20but%20he%20was%20so%20involved%20with%20his%20work%2C%20he%20didn't%20notice%20us.%20He%20was%20about%20five%20feet%20tall%2C%20with%20slick%20black%20seal%20fur%20and%20stubby%20little%20feet.%20He%20had%20the%20head%20of%20a%20Doberman%2C%20but%20his%20clawed%20hands%20were%20almost%20human.%20He%20growled%20and%20muttered%20as%20he%20tapped%20on%20his%20keyboard.%20Maybe%20he%20was%20messaging%20his%20friends%20on%20uglyface.com.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor A telkhine was hunched over a console, but he was so involved with his work, he didn't notice us. He... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/vampires-didnt-sparkle-quote-meaning-13518 2026-04-15T19:15:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13518.png?q=Mulling%20this%20over%2C%20Vlad%20wiped%20her%20lip%20gloss%20from%20his%20lips%20with%20the%20back%20of%20his%20hand.Vampires%2C%20after%20all%2C%20didn't%20sparkle.&a=Heather%20Brewer&c=Humor Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after ... — Heather Brewer Heather Brewer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/nalini-singh-quote-meaning-13519 2026-04-15T19:15:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13519.png?q=You%20know%20how%20spooky%20Ashwini%20is.%20She%20called%20an%20hour%20ago%20to%20tell%20me%20she%20has%20a%20secret%20stash%20of%20handheld%20grenade%20launchers%20she%20thought%20I%20might%20want%20to%20know%20about.%20My%20response%20was%2C%20'What%20the%20fuck%3F&a=Nalini%20Singh&c=Humor You know how spooky Ashwini is. She called an hour ago to tell me she has a secret stash of handheld... — Nalini Singh Nalini Singh quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/max-lucado-quote-meaning-13520 2026-04-15T19:15:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13520.png?q=How%20can%20a%20person%20deal%20with%20anxiety%3F%20You%20might%20try%20what%20one%20fellow%20did.%20He%20worried%20so%20much%20that%20he%20decided%20to%20hire%20someone%20to%20do%20his%20worrying%20for%20him.%20He%20found%20a%20man%20who%20agreed%20to%20be%20his%20hired%20worrier%20for%20a%20salary%20of%20%24200%2C000%20per%20year.%20After%20the%20man%20accepted%20the%20job%2C%20his%20first%20question%20to%20his%20boss%20was%2C%20%22Where%20are%20you%20going%20to%20get%20%24200%2C000%20per%20year%3F%22%20To%20which%20the%20man%20responded%2C%20%22That's%20your%20worry.&a=Max%20Lucado&c=Humor How can a person deal with anxiety? You might try what one fellow did. He worried so much that he de... — Max Lucado Max Lucado quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jeaniene-frost-quote-meaning-13521 2026-04-15T19:15:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13521.png?q=The%20sh*t's%20gonna%20splatter%2C%20start%20buggin%2C%20yo...&a=Jeaniene%20Frost&c=Humor The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo... — Jeaniene Frost Jeaniene Frost quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/waynes-lucky-hat-quote-meaning-13522 2026-04-15T19:15:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13522.png?q=Wayne's%20a%20little%20attached%20to%20that%20hat%2C%22%20Waxillium%20said.%20%22He%20thinks%20it's%20lucky.&a=Brandon%20Sanderson&c=Humor Wayne's a little attached to that hat," Waxillium said. "He thinks it's lucky. — Brandon Sanderson Brandon Sanderson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kresley-cole-quote-meaning-13523 2026-04-15T19:15:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13523.png?q=Yo%2C%20beautiful.%20Come%20pop%20this%20collar%20off%20me.&a=Kresley%20Cole&c=Humor Yo, beautiful. Come pop this collar off me. — Kresley Cole Kresley Cole quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-callahan-quote-meaning-13524 2026-04-15T19:15:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13524.png?q=Sex%20is%20like%20air%3B%20it's%20not%20important%20unless%20you%20aren't%20getting%20any.&a=John%20Callahan&c=Humor Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. — John Callahan John Callahan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/etiquette-tip-party-leaving-cue-13525 2026-04-15T19:15:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13525.png?q=Etiquette%20tip%3A%20If%20you're%20looking%20for%20the%20right%20time%20to%20leave%20a%20party%2C%20when%20the%20host%20yells%2C%20%22No%20one%20leaves%20here%20alive%2C%22%20that's%20your%20cue.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Etiquette tip: If you're looking for the right time to leave a party, when the host yells, "No one l... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/henry-kissinger-quote-meaning-13526 2026-04-15T19:15:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13526.png?q=Nobody%20will%20ever%20win%20the%20battle%20of%20the%20sexes.%20There%20is%20too%20much%20fraternizing%20with%20the%20enemy.&a=Henry%20Kissinger&c=Humor Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There is too much fraternizing with the enemy. — Henry Kissinger Henry Kissinger quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/eddie-izzard-quote-meaning-13527 2026-04-15T19:15:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13527.png?q=But%20with%20dogs%2C%20we%20do%20have%20%22bad%20dog.%22%20Bad%20dog%20exists.%20%22Bad%20dog!%20Bad%20dog!%20Stole%20a%20biscuit%2C%20bad%20dog!%22%20The%20dog%20is%20saying%2C%20%22Who%20are%20you%20to%20judge%20me%3F%20You%20human%20beings%20who%E2%80%99ve%20had%20genocide%2C%20war%20against%20people%20of%20different%20creeds%2C%20colors%2C%20religions%2C%20and%20I%20stole%20a%20biscuit%3F!%20Is%20that%20a%20crime%3F%20People%20of%20the%20world!&a=Eddie%20Izzard&c=Humor But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" T... — Eddie Izzard Eddie Izzard quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/things-trying-to-look-like-things-quote-13528 2026-04-15T19:15:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13528.png?q=Things%20that%20try%20to%20look%20like%20things%20often%20do%20look%20more%20like%20things%20than%20things.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things. — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sex-importance-relationships-steve-harvey-13529 2026-04-15T19:15:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13529.png?q=Ask%20any%20guy%20if%20sex%20is%20important%20in%20a%20relationship%20and%20the%20one%20who%20says%20no%20is%20lying.%20I%20just%20haven't%20met%20that%20guy%20yet.%20When%20you%20meet%20him%2C%20let's%20get%20him%20in%20to%20the%20Smithsonian%20-%20he's%20that%20special%20and%20rare.&a=Steve%20Harvey&c=Humor Ask any guy if sex is important in a relationship and the one who says no is lying. I just haven't m... — Steve Harvey Steve Harvey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/zsa-zsa-gabor-quote-meaning-13530 2026-04-15T19:15:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13530.png?q=A%20man%20in%20love%20is%20incomplete%20until%20he%20has%20married.%20Then%20he's%20finished.&a=Zsa%20Zsa%20Gabor&c=Humor A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Zsa Zsa Gabor quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/secret-to-enjoying-your-job-13531 2026-04-15T19:15:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13531.png?q=The%20secret%20to%20enjoying%20your%20job%20is%20to%20have%20a%20hobby%20that's%20even%20worse&a=Bill%20Watterson&c=Humor The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse — Bill Watterson Bill Watterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gemma-halliday-quote-meaning-13532 2026-04-15T19:15:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13532.png?q=I'll%20go%2C%22%20he%20said.&a=Gemma%20Halliday&c=Humor I'll go," he said. — Gemma Halliday Gemma Halliday quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tucker-max-quote-meaning-13533 2026-04-15T19:15:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13533.png?q=I'm%20fresh%20out%20of%20fucks%20to%20give.&a=Tucker%20Max&c=Humor I'm fresh out of fucks to give. — Tucker Max Tucker Max quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-13534 2026-04-15T19:15:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13534.png?q=This%20is%20very%20similar%20to%20the%20suggestion%20put%20forward%20by%20the%20Quirmian%20philosopher%20Ventre%2C%20who%20said%2C%20%22Possibly%20the%20gods%20exist%2C%20and%20possibly%20they%20do%20not.%20So%20why%20not%20believe%20in%20them%20in%20any%20case%3F%20If%20it's%20all%20true%20you'll%20go%20to%20a%20lovely%20place%20when%20you%20die%2C%20and%20if%20it%20isn't%20then%20you've%20lost%20nothing%2C%20right%3F%22%20When%20he%20died%20he%20woke%20up%20in%20a%20circle%20of%20gods%20holding%20nasty-looking%20sticks%20and%20one%20of%20them%20said%2C%20%22We're%20going%20to%20show%20you%20what%20we%20think%20of%20Mr%20Clever%20Dick%20in%20these%20parts...&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor This is very similar to the suggestion put forward by the Quirmian philosopher Ventre, who said, "Po... — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/shel-silverstein-quote-meaning-13535 2026-04-15T19:15:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13535.png?q=My%20beard%20grows%20down%20to%20my%20toes%2C&a=Shel%20Silverstein&c=Humor My beard grows down to my toes, — Shel Silverstein Shel Silverstein quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steven-wright-quote-meaning-13536 2026-04-15T19:15:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13536.png?q=You%20know%20how%20it%20is%20when%20you're%20reading%20a%20book%20and%20falling%20asleep%2C%20you're%20reading%2C%20reading...%20and%20all%20of%20a%20sudden%20you%20notice%20your%20eyes%20are%20closed%3F%20I'm%20like%20that%20all%20the%20time.&a=Steven%20Wright&c=Humor You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all... — Steven Wright Steven Wright quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/marjane-satrapi-quote-meaning-13537 2026-04-15T19:15:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13537.png?q=I%20had%20learned%20that%20you%20should%20always%20shout%20louder%20than%20your%20aggressor.&a=Marjane%20Satrapi&c=Humor I had learned that you should always shout louder than your aggressor. — Marjane Satrapi Marjane Satrapi quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tamora-pierce-quote-meaning-13538 2026-04-15T19:15:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13538.png?q=Not%20too%20fast%2C%22%20called%20Raoul.%20%22Let's%20not%20scare%20anyone.&a=Tamora%20Pierce&c=Humor Not too fast," called Raoul. "Let's not scare anyone. — Tamora Pierce Tamora Pierce quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jean-tannen-ambush-quote-meaning-13539 2026-04-15T19:15:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13539.png?q=My%20name's%20Jean%20Tannen%2C%20and%20I'm%20the%20ambush.&a=Scott%20Lynch&c=Humor My name's Jean Tannen, and I'm the ambush. — Scott Lynch Scott Lynch quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kalle-fucking-blomkvist-meaning-13540 2026-04-15T19:15:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13540.png?q=Kalle%20Fucking%20Blomkvist&a=Stieg%20Larsson&c=Humor Kalle Fucking Blomkvist — Stieg Larsson Stieg Larsson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/janet-evanovich-quote-meaning-13541 2026-04-15T19:15:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13541.png?q=I%20ran%20three%20miles%2C%20staggered%20into%20the%20lobby%2C%20and%20took%20the%20elevator%20back%20to%20my%20apartment.%20No%20point%20to%20overdoing%20this%20exercise%20junk.%20--Stephanie%20Plum&a=Janet%20Evanovich&c=Humor I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to... — Janet Evanovich Janet Evanovich quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/michael-grant-quote-meaning-13542 2026-04-15T19:15:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13542.png?q=It's%20Sanjit.%20It's%20a%20Hindu%20name.%20It%20means%20'invincible.'&a=Michael%20%20Grant&c=Humor It's Sanjit. It's a Hindu name. It means 'invincible.' — Michael Grant Michael Grant quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bruce-wayne-quote-meaning-13543 2026-04-15T19:15:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13543.png?q=Bruce%20Wayne's%20parents%20get%20killed%20and%20he%20goes%20to%20Tibet%20or%20whatever%2C%20and%20Superman%20is%20an%20alien%2C%20and%20Spiderman%20had%20that%20radioactive%20spider.%20Me%3F%20I%20kissed%20a%20janitor%20in%20the%20school%20bathroom.&a=Rachel%20Hawkins&c=Humor Bruce Wayne's parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Superman is an alien, and Spi... — Rachel Hawkins Rachel Hawkins quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/meg-cabot-quote-meaning-13544 2026-04-15T19:15:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13544.png?q=Bite%20me%2C%20Harry%20Potter.&a=Meg%20Cabot&c=Humor Bite me, Harry Potter. — Meg Cabot Meg Cabot quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/greg-behrendt-quote-meaning-13545 2026-04-15T19:15:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13545.png?q=We're%20taught%20that%20in%20life%2C%20we%20should%20try%20to%20look%20on%20the%20bright%20side.%20Not%20in%20this%20case.%20In%20this%20case%2C%20assume%20rejection%20first.%20Assume%20you're%20the%20rule%2C%20not%20the%20exception.%20It's%20liberating.%20But%20we%20also%20know%20it's%20not%20an%20easy%20concept.%20-He's%20not%20just%20into%20you&a=Greg%20Behrendt&c=Humor We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case,... — Greg Behrendt Greg Behrendt quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/finding-life-partner-quote-meaning-13546 2026-04-15T19:15:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13546.png?q=Finding%20a%20life%20partner%20is%20like%20choosing%20a%20bed.%20You%20need%20one%20as%20a%20friend%20either%20in%20times%20of%20health%20or%20sickness.%20Freshness%20or%20weariness.%20Happiness%20or%20sadness.%20And%20we%20can%20be%20certain%20that%20we've%20picked%20the%20right%20one%20without%20having%20to%20sleep%20with%20it%20first.&a=Isman%20H.%20Suryaman&c=Humor Finding a life partner is like choosing a bed. You need one as a friend either in times of health or... — Isman H. Suryaman Isman H. Suryaman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-twain-quote-meaning-13547 2026-04-15T19:15:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13547.png?q=There%20are%20those%20who%20scoff%20at%20the%20schoolboy%2C%20calling%20him%20frivolous%20and&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous and — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-carlin-quote-meaning-13548 2026-04-15T19:15:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13548.png?q=I'm%20happy%20to%20tell%20you%20there%20is%20very%20little%20in%20this%20world%20that%20I%20believe%20in.&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in. — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gena-showalter-quote-meaning-13549 2026-04-15T19:15:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13549.png?q=Apparently%2C%20dancing%20for%20him%20and%20throwing%20herself%20at%20him%20weren't%20enough.%20Apparently%2C%20she%20had%20to%20nearly%20commit%20murder%20to%20arouse%20him%20enough%20to%20attack%20her.&a=Gena%20Showalter&c=Humor Apparently, dancing for him and throwing herself at him weren't enough. Apparently, she had to nearl... — Gena Showalter Gena Showalter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/murder-potato-chips-quote-meaning-13550 2026-04-15T19:15:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13550.png?q=Murder%20is%20like%20potato%20chips%3A%20you%20can't%20stop%20with%20just%20one.&a=Stephen%20King&c=Humor Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one. — Stephen King Stephen King quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/holly-theory-army-quote-meaning-13551 2026-04-15T19:15:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13551.png?q=Holly's%20theory%20about%20the%20army%2C%22%20Sharon%20explained.&a=Cecelia%20Ahern&c=Humor Holly's theory about the army," Sharon explained. — Cecelia Ahern Cecelia Ahern quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/laurie-notaro-quote-meaning-13552 2026-04-15T19:15:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13552.png?q=Books%20are%20to%20me%20as%20homemade%20tattoos%20are%20to%20an%20inmate.%20Can't%20get%20enough%20of%20them.&a=Laurie%20Notaro&c=Humor Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them. — Laurie Notaro Laurie Notaro quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/nelson-demille-quote-meaning-13553 2026-04-15T19:15:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13553.png?q=Basically%2C%20all%20women%20are%20nurturers%20and%20healers%2C%20and%20all%20men%20are%20mental%20patients%20to%20varying%20degrees.&a=Nelson%20DeMille&c=Humor Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees. — Nelson DeMille Nelson DeMille quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-carlin-fitness-craze-quote-meaning-13554 2026-04-15T19:15:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13554.png?q=Regarding%20the%20fitness%20craze%3A%20America%20has%20lost%20its%20soul%3B%20now%20it's%20trying%20to%20save%20its%20body.&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body. — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dorothy-parker-quote-meaning-13555 2026-04-15T19:15:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13555.png?q=The%20two%20most%20beautiful%20words%20in%20the%20English%20language%20are%20'check%20enclosed.&a=Dorothy%20Parker&c=Humor The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed. — Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/helen-fielding-quote-meaning-13556 2026-04-15T19:15:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13556.png?q=It%20is%20proved%20by%20surveys%20that%20happiness%20does%20not%20come%20from%20love%2C%20wealth%2C%20or%20power%20but%20the%20pursuit%20of%20attainable%20goals.&a=Helen%20Fielding&c=Humor It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love, wealth, or power but the pursuit of ... — Helen Fielding Helen Fielding quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/one-direction-quote-meaning-13557 2026-04-15T19:15:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13557.png?q=I%20like%20girls%20who%20eat%20Carrots.%20~%20Louis%20Tomlinson&a=One%20Direction&c=Humor I like girls who eat Carrots. ~ Louis Tomlinson — One Direction One Direction quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ambrose-bierce-quote-meaning-13558 2026-04-15T19:15:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13558.png?q=In%20our%20civilization%2C%20and%20under%20our%20republican%20form%20of%20government%2C%20intelligence%20is%20so%20highly%20honored%20that%20it%20is%20rewarded%20by%20exemption%20from%20the%20cares%20of%20office.&a=Ambrose%20Bierce&c=Humor In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored ... — Ambrose Bierce Ambrose Bierce quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-13559 2026-04-15T19:15:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13559.png?q=An%20Assassin%2C%20a%20real%20Assassin%2C%20had%20to%20look%20like%20one%20-%20black%20clothes%2C%20hood%2C%20boots%2C%20and%20all.%20If%20they%20could%20wear%20any%20clothes%2C%20any%20disguise%2C%20then%20what%20could%20anyone%20do%20but%20spend%20all%20day%20in%20a%20small%20room%20with%20a%20loaded%20crossbow%20pointed%20at%20the%20door%3F&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor An Assassin, a real Assassin, had to look like one - black clothes, hood, boots, and all. If they co... — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/victoria-schwab-quote-meaning-13560 2026-04-15T19:15:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13560.png?q=I%E2%80%99ve%20been%20thinking.&a=Victoria%20Schwab&c=Humor I’ve been thinking. — Victoria Schwab Victoria Schwab quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jodi-picoult-quote-meaning-13561 2026-04-15T19:15:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13561.png?q=When%20I%20was%20little%20I%20bragged%20about%20my%20firefighting%20father%3A%20my%20father%20would%20go%20to%20heaven%2C%20because%20if%20he%20went%20to%20hell%20he%20would%20put%20out%20all%20the%20fires&a=Jodi%20Picoult&c=Humor When I was little I bragged about my firefighting father: my father would go to heaven, because if h... — Jodi Picoult Jodi Picoult quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/susan-dennard-quote-meaning-13562 2026-04-15T19:15:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13562.png?q=Miss%20Fitt%2C%20you%20know%20curiosity%20gets%20men%20killed.&a=Susan%20Dennard&c=Humor Miss Fitt, you know curiosity gets men killed. — Susan Dennard Susan Dennard quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brandon-sanderson-quote-meaning-13563 2026-04-15T19:15:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13563.png?q=Can%20you%20feel%20it%3F%20Something%20just%20changed.%20I%20believe%20that%E2%80%99s%20the%20sound%20the%20world%20makes%20when%20it%20pisses%20itself.&a=Brandon%20Sanderson&c=Humor Can you feel it? Something just changed. I believe that’s the sound the world makes when it pisses i... — Brandon Sanderson Brandon Sanderson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/morrissey-quote-meaning-okay-by-myself-13564 2026-04-15T19:15:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13564.png?q=Now%20this%20might%20disturb%20you%2C%20but%20I%20find%20I'm%20OK%20by%20myself%3B&a=Morrissey&c=Humor Now this might disturb you, but I find I'm OK by myself; — Morrissey Morrissey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ernest-cline-quote-meaning-13565 2026-04-15T19:15:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13565.png?q=I%20watched%20a%20lot%20of%20YouTube%20videos%20of%20cute%20geeky%20girls%20playing%20'80s%20cover%20tunes%20on%20ukuleles.%20Technically%2C%20this%20wasn't%20part%20of%20my%20research%2C%20but%20I%20had%20a%20serious%20cute-geeky-girls-playing-ukuleles%20fetish%20that%20I%20can%20neither%20explain%20nor%20defend.&a=Ernest%20Cline&c=Humor I watched a lot of YouTube videos of cute geeky girls playing '80s cover tunes on ukuleles. Technica... — Ernest Cline Ernest Cline quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/andrzej-sapkowski-quote-meaning-13566 2026-04-15T19:15:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13566.png?q=A%20mother%2C%20you%20son-of-a-bitch%2C%20is%20sacred!&a=Andrzej%20Sapkowski&c=Humor A mother, you son-of-a-bitch, is sacred! — Andrzej Sapkowski Andrzej Sapkowski quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rincewind-scream-mercy-meaning-13567 2026-04-15T19:15:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13567.png?q=Rincewind%20could%20scream%20for%20mercy%20in%20nineteen%20languages%2C%20and%20just%20scream%20in%20another%20forty-four.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four. — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lisa-kleypas-quote-meaning-13568 2026-04-15T19:15:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13568.png?q=All%20right%2C%20then%2C%E2%80%9D%20she%20snapped%2C%20%E2%80%9Cdo%20as%20you%20please!%20Perhaps%20afterward%20we%20could%20manage%20a%20coherent%20discussion.%E2%80%9D%20Twisting%20beneath%20him%2C%20she%20flopped%20onto%20her%20stomach.&a=Lisa%20Kleypas&c=Humor All right, then,” she snapped, “do as you please! Perhaps afterward we could manage a coherent discu... — Lisa Kleypas Lisa Kleypas quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sarah-rees-brennan-quote-meaning-13569 2026-04-15T19:15:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13569.png?q=Kami%20said%2C%20%22I%20want%20you%20to%20go%20in%20there%20and%20vamp%20that%20receptionist.&a=Sarah%20Rees%20Brennan&c=Humor Kami said, "I want you to go in there and vamp that receptionist. — Sarah Rees Brennan Sarah Rees Brennan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/georgette-heyer-quote-meaning-13570 2026-04-15T19:15:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13570.png?q=I%20feel%20an%20almost%20overwhelming%20interest%20in%20the%20methods%20of%20daylight%20abduction%20employed%20by%20the%20modern%20youth.&a=Georgette%20Heyer&c=Humor I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern y... — Georgette Heyer Georgette Heyer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sarah-rees-brennan-quote-meaning-13571 2026-04-15T19:15:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13571.png?q=I'm%20told%20I%20have%20the%20body%20of%20a%20god.&a=Sarah%20Rees%20Brennan&c=Humor I'm told I have the body of a god. — Sarah Rees Brennan Sarah Rees Brennan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/karen-chance-quote-meaning-13572 2026-04-15T19:15:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13572.png?q=I%E2%80%99d%20have%20been%20dead%20a%20long%20time%20ago%20if%20not%20for%20my%20friends%2C%20one%20of%20whom%20had%20just%20jumped%20off%20the%20cliff%20after%20me.&a=Karen%20Chance&c=Humor I’d have been dead a long time ago if not for my friends, one of whom had just jumped off the cliff ... — Karen Chance Karen Chance quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/couples-fight-status-single-meaning-13573 2026-04-15T19:15:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13573.png?q=I%20hate%20when%20couples%20fight%20and%20change%20their%20status%20to%20'single'%20when%20they're%20still%20together%20and%20are%20just%20mad%20at%20one%20another.%20Do%20you%20see%20me%20changing%20my%20status%20to%20'orphan'%20after%20I%20fight%20with%20my%20parents%3F&a=Anonymous&c=Humor I hate when couples fight and change their status to 'single' when they're still together and are ju... — Anonymous Anonymous quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/every-time-i-annoy-him-quote-meaning-13574 2026-04-15T19:15:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13574.png?q=Every%20time%20I%20annoy%20him%20he%20retreats%20into%20his%20No%20Mundanes%20Allowed%20tree%20house.%22%20Simon%20pointed%20at%20Jace.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Every time I annoy him he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace. — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lili-st-crow-quote-meaning-13575 2026-04-15T19:15:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13575.png?q=Discipline%20allows%20magic.%20To%20be%20a%20writer%20is%20to%20be%20the%20very%20best%20of%20assassins.%20You%20do%20not%20sit%20down%20and%20write%20every%20day%20to%20force%20the%20Muse%20to%20show%20up.%20You%20get%20into%20the%20habit%20of%20writing%20every%20day%20so%20that%20when%20she%20shows%20up%2C%20you%20have%20the%20maximum%20chance%20of%20catching%20her%2C%20bashing%20her%20on%20the%20head%2C%20and%20squeezing%20every%20last%20drop%20out%20of%20that%20bitch.&a=Lili%20St.%20Crow&c=Humor Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and... — Lili St. Crow Lili St. Crow quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-13576 2026-04-15T19:15:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13576.png?q=The%20purpose%20of%20this%20lectchoor%20is%20to%20let%20you%20know%20where%20we%20are.%20We%20are%20in%20the%20deep%20cack.%20It%20couldn't%20be%20worse%20if%20it%20was%20raining%20arseholes.%20Any%20questions%3F&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't ... — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jen-lancaster-quote-meaning-13577 2026-04-15T19:15:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13577.png?q=If%20you're%20anorexic%2C%20you're%20doing%20it%20wrong.&a=Jen%20Lancaster&c=Humor If you're anorexic, you're doing it wrong. — Jen Lancaster Jen Lancaster quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rodney-dangerfield-quote-meaning-13578 2026-04-15T19:15:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13578.png?q=I%20could%20tell%20that%20my%20parents%20hated%20me.%20My%20bath%20toys%20were%20a%20toaster%20and%20a%20radio.&a=Rodney%20Dangerfield&c=Humor I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. — Rodney Dangerfield Rodney Dangerfield quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ill-cook-lick-own-fingers-quote-meaning-13579 2026-04-15T19:15:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13579.png?q=Tis%20an%20ill%20cook%20that%20cannot%20lick%20his%20own%20fingers.&a=William%20Shakespeare&c=Humor Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers. — William Shakespeare William Shakespeare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-13580 2026-04-15T19:15:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13580.png?q=Listen%2C%20Peaches%2C&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor Listen, Peaches, — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/coconuts-migrate-quote-meaning-13581 2026-04-15T19:15:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13581.png?q=Are%20you%20suggesting%20coconuts%20migrate%3F&a=Graham%20Chapman&c=Humor Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? — Graham Chapman Graham Chapman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/william-james-quote-meaning-humor-13582 2026-04-15T19:15:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13582.png?q=Good-humor%20is%20a%20philosophic%20state%20of%20mind%3B%20it%20seems%20to%20say%20to%20Nature%20that%20we%20take%20her%20no%20more%20seriously%20than%20she%20takes%20us.%20I%20maintain%20that%20one%20should%20always%20talk%20of%20philosophy%20with%20a%20smile.&a=William%20James&c=Humor Good-humor is a philosophic state of mind; it seems to say to Nature that we take her no more seriou... — William James William James quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/neil-gaiman-quote-meaning-13583 2026-04-15T19:15:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13583.png?q=Of%20course%2C%20everyone's%20parents%20are%20embarrassing.%20It%20goes%20with%20the%20territory.%20The%20nature%20of%20parents%20is%20to%20embarrass%20merely%20by%20existing%2C%20just%20as%20it%20is%20the%20nature%20of%20children%20of%20a%20certain%20age%20to%20cringe%20with%20embarrassment%2C%20shame%2C%20and%20mortification%20should%20their%20parents%20so%20much%20as%20speak%20to%20them%20on%20the%20street.&a=Neil%20Gaiman&c=Humor Of course, everyone's parents are embarrassing. It goes with the territory. The nature of parents is... — Neil Gaiman Neil Gaiman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/robert-frost-quote-meaning-13584 2026-04-15T19:15:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13584.png?q=A%20bank%20is%20a%20place%20where%20they%20lend%20you%20an%20umbrella%20in%20fair%20weather%20and%20ask%20for%20it%20back%20when%20it%20begins%20to%20rain.&a=Robert%20Frost&c=Humor A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins... — Robert Frost Robert Frost quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/nietzsche-joke-epigram-meaning-13585 2026-04-15T19:15:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13585.png?q=A%20joke%20is%20an%20epigram%20on%20the%20death%20of%20a%20feeling.&a=Friedrich%20Nietzsche&c=Humor A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling. — Friedrich Nietzsche Friedrich Nietzsche quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brandon-sanderson-quote-meaning-13586 2026-04-15T19:15:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13586.png?q=Do%20you%20know%20how%20many%20grand%20romances%20would%20have%20avoided%20tragedy%20if%20the%20hero%20had%20thought%2C%20%22You%20know%2C%20maybe%20I%20should%20ask%20her%20if%20she%20likes%20me%20first%22%3F&a=Brandon%20Sanderson&c=Humor Do you know how many grand romances would have avoided tragedy if the hero had thought, "You know, m... — Brandon Sanderson Brandon Sanderson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/monty-python-quote-meaning-13587 2026-04-15T19:15:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13587.png?q=Nobody%20expects%20the%20Spanish%20Inquisition!%20Our%20chief%20weapon%20is%20surprise...%20surprise%20and%20fear...%20fear%20and%20surprise...%20Our%20two%20weapons%20are%20fear%20and%20surprise...%20and%20ruthless%20efficiency....%20Our%20three%20weapons%20are%20fear%2C%20and%20surprise%2C%20and%20ruthless%20efficiency...%20and%20an%20almost%20fanatical%20devotion%20to%20the%20Pope...%20Our%20four...%20no...%20Amongst%20our%20weapons...%20Amongst%20our%20weaponry...%20are%20such%20elements%20as%20fear%2C%20surprise...%20I'll%20come%20in%20again.&a=Monty%20Python&c=Humor Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear an... — Monty Python Monty Python quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-13588 2026-04-15T19:15:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13588.png?q=I%20have%20nightmares%20about%20hell%2C%20where%20all%20I%20do%20is%20add%20up%20numbers%20and%20try%20to%20have%20conversations%20with%20people%20like%20you.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with pe... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/james-dashner-quote-meaning-13589 2026-04-15T19:15:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13589.png?q=I%20didn't%20do%20anyting%20wrong.%20All%20I%20know%20is%20I%20saw%20two%20people%20struggling%20to%20get%20inside%20these%20walls%20and%20they%20%5BMinho%20and%20Alby%5D%20couldn't%20make%20it.%20To%20ignore%20that%20because%20of%20some%20stupid%20rule%20seemed%20selfish%2C%20cowardly%2C%20and...%20well%2C%20stupid.%20If%20you%20want%20to%20throw%20me%20in%20jail%20for%20trying%20to%20save%20someone's%20%5BAlby%5D%20life%2C%20then%20go%20ahead.%20Next%20time%20I%20promise%20I'll%20point%20at%20them%20and%20laugh%2C%20then%20go%20eat%20some%20of%20Frypan's%20dinner.%20-Thomas&a=James%20Dashner&c=Humor I didn't do anyting wrong. All I know is I saw two people struggling to get inside these walls and t... — James Dashner James Dashner quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-13590 2026-04-15T19:15:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13590.png?q=If%20your%20opponent%20has%20you%20by%20fifty%20pounds%2C%20winning%20a%20fight%20against%20him%20is%20a%20dubious%20proposition%2C%20at%20best.%20If%20your%20opponent%20has%20you%20by%20eight%20thousand%20and%20fifty%20pounds%2C%20you%E2%80%99ve%20left%20the%20realm%20of%20combat%20and%20enrolled%20yourself%20in%20Road-kill%20101.%20Or%20possibly%20in%20a%20Tom%20and%20Jerry%20cartoon.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor If your opponent has you by fifty pounds, winning a fight against him is a dubious proposition, at b... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/you-used-nunchucks-on-a-moose-13591 2026-04-15T19:15:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13591.png?q=You%20used%20nunchucks%20on%20a%20moose%3F&a=Richelle%20Mead&c=Humor You used nunchucks on a moose? — Richelle Mead Richelle Mead quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sniffing-flowers-quote-meaning-13592 2026-04-15T19:15:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13592.png?q=He%20moved%20to%20sniff%20some%20white-and-yellow%20flowers.&a=Sarah%20J.%20Maas&c=Humor He moved to sniff some white-and-yellow flowers. — Sarah J. Maas Sarah J. Maas quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephen-fry-quote-meaning-13593 2026-04-15T19:15:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13593.png?q=There%20were%20people%20who%20believed%20their%20opportunities%20to%20live%20a%20fulfilled%20life%20were%20hampered%20by%20the%20number%20of%20Asians%20in%20England%2C%20by%20the%20existance%20of%20a%20royal%20family%2C%20by%20the%20volume%20of%20traffic%20that%20passed%20by%20their%20house%2C%20by%20the%20malice%20of%20trade%20unions%2C%20by%20the%20power%20of%20callous%20employers%2C%20by%20the%20refusal%20of%20the%20health%20service%20to%20take%20their%20condition%20seriously%2C%20by%20communism%2C%20by%20capitalism%2C%20by%20atheism%2C%20by%20anything%2C%20in%20fact%2C%20but%20their%20own%20futile%2C%20weak-minded%20failure%20to%20get%20a%20fucking%20grip.&a=Stephen%20Fry&c=Humor There were people who believed their opportunities to live a fulfilled life were hampered by the num... — Stephen Fry Stephen Fry quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kresley-cole-quote-meaning-13594 2026-04-15T19:15:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13594.png?q=This%20is%20what%20it's%20all%20been%20about%20with%20you%2C%22%20he%20said%20in%20an%20even%20tone.%20%22All%20the%20fear%2C%20all%20the%20running.%20The%20nightmares.%22%20When%20she%20nodded%2C%20he%20said%2C%20%22You%20called%20him%20the%20devil.&a=Kresley%20Cole&c=Humor This is what it's all been about with you," he said in an even tone. "All the fear, all the running.... — Kresley Cole Kresley Cole quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hunter-elena-quote-meaning-13595 2026-04-15T19:15:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13595.png?q=I'm%20the%20hunter%2C%22%20Elena%20reminded%20him.%20%22I%20should%20go%20first.&a=Nalini%20Singh&c=Humor I'm the hunter," Elena reminded him. "I should go first. — Nalini Singh Nalini Singh quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dumas-quote-meaning-intelligence-education-13596 2026-04-15T19:15:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13596.png?q=How%20is%20it%20that%20little%20children%20are%20so%20intelligent%20and%20men%20so%20stupid%3F%20It%20must%20be%20education%20that%20does%20it&a=Alexandre%20Dumas&c=Humor How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does ... — Alexandre Dumas Alexandre Dumas quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/myrnin-arms-around-her-quote-meaning-13597 2026-04-15T19:15:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13597.png?q=Myrnin%2C%20who%20hadn't%20said%20much%2C%20suddenly%20reached%20out%20and%20wrapped%20his%20arms%20around%20her.&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor Myrnin, who hadn't said much, suddenly reached out and wrapped his arms around her. — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kathy-griffin-quote-meaning-13598 2026-04-15T19:15:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13598.png?q=I%20was%20raised%20right%20%E2%80%94%20I%20talk%20about%20people%20behind%20their%20backs.%20It's%20called%20manners.&a=Kathy%20Griffin&c=Humor I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners. — Kathy Griffin Kathy Griffin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sara-wolf-quote-meaning-nice-bench-13599 2026-04-15T19:15:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13599.png?q=Come!%20Come%20sit%20by%20me.%20It%E2%80%99s%20a%20nice%20bench.%20Nice%20and%20lovely%20on%20the%20butt.&a=Sara%20Wolf&c=Humor Come! Come sit by me. It’s a nice bench. Nice and lovely on the butt. — Sara Wolf Sara Wolf quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jennifer-l-armentrout-quote-meaning-13600 2026-04-15T19:16:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13600.png?q=Grabbing%20a%20scarf%20off%20the%20chair%2C%20I%20threw%20it%20at%20him.&a=Jennifer%20L.%20Armentrout&c=Humor Grabbing a scarf off the chair, I threw it at him. — Jennifer L. Armentrout Jennifer L. Armentrout quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/colleen-houck-quote-meaning-13601 2026-04-15T19:16:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13601.png?q=Is%20it%20really%20you%20this%20time%2C%20Kells%3F&a=Colleen%20Houck&c=Humor Is it really you this time, Kells? — Colleen Houck Colleen Houck quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-green-quote-meaning-13602 2026-04-15T19:16:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13602.png?q=The%20food%20was%20so%20good%20that%20with%20each%20passing%20course%2C%20our%20conversation%20devolved%20further%20into%20fragmented%20celebrations%20of%20its%20deliciousness%3A&a=John%20Green&c=Humor The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmente... — John Green John Green quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hale-meaning-ally-carter-13603 2026-04-15T19:16:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13603.png?q=Hale.%22%20Kat%20sighed.%20%22The%20headmaster's%20car%3F%20Really%3F%20That's%20not%20to%20cliched%20for%20you%3F&a=Ally%20Carter&c=Humor Hale." Kat sighed. "The headmaster's car? Really? That's not to cliched for you? — Ally Carter Ally Carter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/j-k-rowling-quote-meaning-13604 2026-04-15T19:16:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13604.png?q=I%20WILL%20NOT%20TOLERATE%20MENTION%20OF%20YOUR%20ABNORMALITY%20UNDER%20THIS%20ROOF!&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION OF YOUR ABNORMALITY UNDER THIS ROOF! — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kim-harrison-quote-meaning-rescue-13605 2026-04-15T19:16:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13605.png?q=Maybe%20he%20thinks%20he%20can%20rescue%20me%3F%20No%20one%20is%20that%20stupid.&a=Kim%20Harrison&c=Humor Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid. — Kim Harrison Kim Harrison quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-13606 2026-04-15T19:16:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13606.png?q=The%20Princess%20Andromeda%3F&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor The Princess Andromeda? — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/fulton-j-sheen-quote-meaning-13607 2026-04-15T19:16:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13607.png?q=Hearing%20nuns'%20confessions%20is%20like%20being%20stoned%20to%20death%20with%20popcorn.&a=Fulton%20J.%20Sheen&c=Humor Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. — Fulton J. Sheen Fulton J. Sheen quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dave-barry-quote-meaning-13608 2026-04-15T19:16:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13608.png?q=I%20believe%20it%20was%20Shakespeare%2C%20or%20possibly%20Howard%20Cosell%2C%20who%20first%20observed%20that%20marriage%20is%20very%20much%20like%20a%20birthday%20candle%2C%20in%20that%20'the%20flames%20of%20passion%20burn%20brightest%20when%20the%20wick%20of%20intimacy%20is%20first%20ignited%20by%20the%20disposable%20butane%20lighter%20of%20physical%20attraction%2C%20but%20sooner%20or%20later%20the%20heat%20of%20familiarity%20causes%20the%20wax%20of%20boredom%20to%20drip%20all%20over%20the%20vanilla%20frosting%20of%20novelty%20and%20the%20shredded%20coconut%20of%20romance.'%20I%20could%20not%20have%20phrased%20it%20better%20myself.&a=Dave%20Barry&c=Humor I believe it was Shakespeare, or possibly Howard Cosell, who first observed that marriage is very mu... — Dave Barry Dave Barry quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-13609 2026-04-15T19:16:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13609.png?q=People%20who%20didn't%20need%20people%20needed%20people%20around%20to%20know%20that%20they%20were%20the%20kind%20of%20people%20who%20didn't%20need%20people.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who did... — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephanie-perkins-quote-meaning-13610 2026-04-15T19:16:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13610.png?q=Har.%20Bloody.%20Har.&a=Stephanie%20Perkins&c=Humor Har. Bloody. Har. — Stephanie Perkins Stephanie Perkins quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cavalryman-horse-smart-meaning-13611 2026-04-15T19:16:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13611.png?q=A%20cavalryman's%20horse%20should%20be%20smarter%20than%20he%20is.%20But%20the%20horse%20must%20never%20be%20alowed%20to%20know%20this.&a=Steven%20Pressfield&c=Humor A cavalryman's horse should be smarter than he is. But the horse must never be alowed to know this. — Steven Pressfield Steven Pressfield quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dorothy-parker-quote-meaning-13612 2026-04-15T19:16:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13612.png?q=If%20all%20the%20girls%20attending%20%5Bthe%20Yale%20prom%5D%20were%20laid%20end%20to%20end%2C%20I%20wouldn't%20be%20at%20all%20surprised.&a=Dorothy%20Parker&c=Humor If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised. — Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/groucho-marx-quote-meaning-13613 2026-04-15T19:16:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13613.png?q=We'll%20meet%20at%20the%20theater%20tonight.%20I'll%20hold%20your%20seat%20'til%20you%20get%20there.%20Once%20you%20get%20there%3B%20you're%20on%20your%20own.&a=Groucho%20Marx&c=Humor We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you'r... — Groucho Marx Groucho Marx quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/scott-adams-quote-meaning-13614 2026-04-15T19:16:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13614.png?q=If%20there%20are%20no%20stupid%20questions%2C%20then%20what%20kind%20of%20questions%20do%20stupid%20people%20ask%3F%20Do%20they%20get%20smart%20just%20in%20time%20to%20ask%20questions%3F&a=Scott%20Adams&c=Humor If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smar... — Scott Adams Scott Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/first-bubble-baths-now-disney-parks-13615 2026-04-15T19:16:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13615.png?q=First%20bubble%20baths.%20Now%20Disney%20parks.%20You're%20shattering%20every%20creep%20vampire%20myth%20I've%20ever%20heard.&a=Jeaniene%20Frost&c=Humor First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard. — Jeaniene Frost Jeaniene Frost quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/keisha-keenleyside-quote-meaning-13616 2026-04-15T19:16:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13616.png?q=May%20the%20fleas%20of%20a%20thousand%20camels%20invade%20the%20crotch%20of%20the%20person%20that%20ruins%20your%20day.%20And%20may%20their%20arms%20be%20to%20short%20too%20scratch&a=Keisha%20Keenleyside&c=Humor May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may thei... — Keisha Keenleyside Keisha Keenleyside quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sam-harris-atheism-quote-meaning-13617 2026-04-15T19:16:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13617.png?q=Atheism%20is%20not%20a%20philosophy%3B%20it%20is%20not%20even%20a%20view%20of%20the%20world%3B%20it%20is%20simply%20an%20admission%20of%20the%20obvious.%20In%20fact%2C%20'atheism'%20is%20a%20term%20that%20should%20not%20even%20exist.%20No%20one%20needs%20to%20identify%20himself%20as%20a%20'non-astrologer'%20or%20a%20'non-alchemist.'%20We%20do%20not%20have%20words%20for%20people%20who%20doubt%20that%20Elvis%20is%20still%20alive%20or%20that%20aliens%20have%20traversed%20the%20galaxy%20only%20to%20molest%20ranchers%20and%20cattle.%20Atheism%20is%20nothing%20more%20than%20the%20noises%20reasonable%20people%20make%20in%20the%20presence%20of%20unjustified%20religious%20beliefs.&a=Sam%20Harris&c=Humor Atheism is not a philosophy; it is not even a view of the world; it is simply an admission of the ob... — Sam Harris Sam Harris quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gaia-mnemosyne-quote-meaning-13618 2026-04-15T19:16:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13618.png?q=Gaia%20visited%20her%20daughter%20Mnemosyne%2C%20who%20was%20busy%20being%20unpronounceable.&a=Stephen%20Fry&c=Humor Gaia visited her daughter Mnemosyne, who was busy being unpronounceable. — Stephen Fry Stephen Fry quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/fredrik-backman-quote-meaning-13619 2026-04-15T19:16:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13619.png?q=At%20a%20certain%20age%20almost%20all%20the%20questions%20a%20person%20asks%20him%20or%20herself%20are%20really%20just%20about%20one%20thing%3A%20how%20should%20you%20live%20your%20life%3F&a=Fredrik%20Backman&c=Humor At a certain age almost all the questions a person asks him or herself are really just about one thi... — Fredrik Backman Fredrik Backman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/nosoi-quote-meaning-life-lesson-13620 2026-04-15T19:16:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13620.png?q=Nosoi%3F%E2%80%9D%20Percy%20planted%20his%20feet%20in%20a%20fighting%20stance.%20%E2%80%9CYou%20know%2C%20I%20keep%20thinking%2C%20I%20have%20now%20killed%20every%20single%20thing%20in%20Greek%20mythology.%20But%20the%20list%20never%20seems%20to%20end.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Nosoi?” Percy planted his feet in a fighting stance. “You know, I keep thinking, I have now killed e... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dave-barry-quote-meaning-knees-bent-13621 2026-04-15T19:16:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13621.png?q=Have%20you%20noticed%20that%20whatever%20sport%20you're%20trying%20to%20learn%2C%20some%20earnest%20person%20is%20always%20telling%20you%20to%20keep%20your%20knees%20bent%3F&a=Dave%20Barry&c=Humor Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling y... — Dave Barry Dave Barry quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hitch-hikers-guide-quote-meaning-13622 2026-04-15T19:16:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13622.png?q=The%20Hitch%20Hiker's%20Guide%20to%20the%20Galaxy%20offers%20this%20definition%20of&a=Douglas%20Adams&c=Humor The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition of — Douglas Adams Douglas Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/morrissey-quote-meaning-human-love-13623 2026-04-15T19:16:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13623.png?q=I%20am%20human%20and%20I%20need%20to%20be%20loved%2C&a=Morrissey&c=Humor I am human and I need to be loved, — Morrissey Morrissey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ellen-degeneres-quote-meaning-13624 2026-04-15T19:16:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13624.png?q=Take%20a%20nap%20in%20a%20fireplace%20and%20you'll%20sleep%20like%20a%20log.&a=Ellen%20DeGeneres&c=Humor Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log. — Ellen DeGeneres Ellen DeGeneres quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/colleen-houck-quote-meaning-13625 2026-04-15T19:16:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13625.png?q=Hmm%E2%80%A6now%20that%20I%20think%20about%20it%2C%20housecats%20are%20often%20coddled%20and%20petted.%20You%20don%E2%80%99t%20pet%20me%20nearly%20enough.%20You%20must%20be%20a%20lax%20owner.%20How%20selfish%20of%20you%20to%20deprive%20your%20cat%20of%20attention.&a=Colleen%20Houck&c=Humor Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enoug... — Colleen Houck Colleen Houck quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brandon-sanderson-quote-meaning-13626 2026-04-15T19:16:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13626.png?q=Wayne%3A%20You%20wanna%20know%20why%20I%20really%20came%20to%20find%20you%3F&a=Brandon%20Sanderson&c=Humor Wayne: You wanna know why I really came to find you? — Brandon Sanderson Brandon Sanderson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-caine-quote-meaning-13627 2026-04-15T19:16:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13627.png?q=You%20okay%3F&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor You okay? — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/two-parts-of-tarbean-quote-meaning-13628 2026-04-15T19:16:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13628.png?q=...%20for%20most%20practical%20purposes%2C%20Tarbean%20had%20two%20parts%3A%20Waterside%20and%20Hillside.%20Waterside%20is%20where%20people%20are%20poor.%20That%20makes%20them%20beggars%2C%20thieves%20and%20whores.%20Hillside%20is%20where%20people%20are%20rich.%20That%20makes%20them%20solicitors%2C%20politicians%20and%20courtesans.&a=Patrick%20Rothfuss&c=Humor ... for most practical purposes, Tarbean had two parts: Waterside and Hillside. Waterside is where p... — Patrick Rothfuss Patrick Rothfuss quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/diana-wynne-jones-quote-meaning-13629 2026-04-15T19:16:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13629.png?q=This%20book%20will%20prove%20the%20following%20ten%20facts%3A&a=Diana%20Wynne%20Jones&c=Humor This book will prove the following ten facts: — Diana Wynne Jones Diana Wynne Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jennifer-armintrout-quote-meaning-13630 2026-04-15T19:16:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13630.png?q=I%20have%20to%20go.%20I%20have%20a%20finite%20amount%20of%20life%20left%20and%20I%20don't%20want%20to%20spend%20it%20arguing%20with%20you.&a=Jennifer%20Armintrout&c=Humor I have to go. I have a finite amount of life left and I don't want to spend it arguing with you. — Jennifer Armintrout Jennifer Armintrout quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-caine-quote-meaning-13631 2026-04-15T19:16:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13631.png?q=She%20can%20go%20with%20us%20to%20the%20lab%20and%20keep%20Myrnin%20pinned%20down%20while%20we%20pull%20the%20plug%2C%20if%20he's%20not...%20you%20know%2C%20better.&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not... you... — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/andy-weir-quote-meaning-13632 2026-04-15T19:16:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13632.png?q=He%20puts%20his%20claw%20against%20the%20divider.%20%E2%80%9CFist%20my%20bump.&a=Andy%20Weir&c=Humor He puts his claw against the divider. “Fist my bump. — Andy Weir Andy Weir quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jean-cocteau-quote-meaning-13633 2026-04-15T19:16:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13633.png?q=Mirrors%20should%20think%20longer%20before%20they%20reflect.&a=Jean%20Cocteau&c=Humor Mirrors should think longer before they reflect. — Jean Cocteau Jean Cocteau quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/william-goldman-quote-meaning-13634 2026-04-15T19:16:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13634.png?q=Buttercup's%20mother%20whirled%20on%20him.%20'Did%20you%20forget%20to%20pay%20your%20taxes%3F'%20(This%20was%20after%20taxes.%20But%20everything%20is%20after%20taxes.%20Taxes%20were%20here%20even%20before%20stew.)&a=William%20Goldman&c=Humor Buttercup's mother whirled on him. 'Did you forget to pay your taxes?' (This was after taxes. But ev... — William Goldman William Goldman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/meaning-of-eoin-colfer-quote-13635 2026-04-15T19:16:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13635.png?q=I%20bet%2C%22%20said%20Mulch%2C%20%22that%20you%20would%20set%20the%20world%20on%20fire%20just%20to%20watch%20it%20burn.&a=Eoin%20Colfer&c=Humor I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn. — Eoin Colfer Eoin Colfer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13636 2026-04-15T19:16:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13636.png?q=We%20seemed%20to%20be%20trapped%20in%20an%20episode%20of%20One%20Life%20To%20Waste.%20It's%20all%20very%20dull.&a=cassandra%20clare&c=Humor We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull. — cassandra clare cassandra clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/garth-nix-quote-meaning-13637 2026-04-15T19:16:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13637.png?q=My%20parents%20are%20going%20to%20kill%20me!&a=Garth%20Nix&c=Humor My parents are going to kill me! — Garth Nix Garth Nix quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/larissa-ione-quote-meaning-13638 2026-04-15T19:16:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13638.png?q=Tayla%20cursed%20under%20her%20breath.%20%22I%20was%20just%20explaining%20to%20Eidolon%20that%20Sin%20is%20a%20Smurfette.&a=Larissa%20Ione&c=Humor Tayla cursed under her breath. "I was just explaining to Eidolon that Sin is a Smurfette. — Larissa Ione Larissa Ione quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hamilton-quote-meaning-13639 2026-04-15T19:16:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13639.png?q=There%20are%20approximately%201%2C010%2C300%20words%20in%20the%20English%20language%2C%20but%20I%20could%20never%20string%20enough%20words%20together%20to%20properly%20express%20how%20much%20I%20want%20to%20hit%20you%20with%20a%20chair.%22%20(Alexander%20Hamilton%2C%20to%20Thomas%20Jefferson)&a=Alexander%20Hamilton&c=Humor There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough wor... — Alexander Hamilton Alexander Hamilton quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning