https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/daniel-quinn-quote-meaning-13640 2026-04-15T19:16:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13640.png?q=It's%20the%20idea%20that%20people%20living%20close%20to%20nature%20tend%20to%20be%20noble.%20It's%20seeing%20all%20those%20sunsets%20that%20does%20it.%20You%20can't%20watch%20a%20sunset%20and%20then%20go%20off%20and%20set%20fire%20to%20your%20neighbor's%20tepee.%20Living%20close%20to%20nature%20is%20wonderful%20for%20your%20mental%20health.&a=Daniel%20Quinn&c=Humor It's the idea that people living close to nature tend to be noble. It's seeing all those sunsets tha... — Daniel Quinn Daniel Quinn quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-13641 2026-04-15T19:16:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13641.png?q=Oh%20yes%3F%20Can%20you%20identify%20yourself%3F&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/darynda-jones-quote-meaning-13642 2026-04-15T19:16:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13642.png?q=Insanity%20does%20NOT%20run%20in%20my%20family.%20It%20strolls%20through%2C%20takes%20its%20time%2C%20and%20gets%20to%20know%20everyone%20personally.%20%E2%80%94T-SHIRT&a=Darynda%20Jones&c=Humor Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone pe... — Darynda Jones Darynda Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/neil-gaiman-quote-meaning-13643 2026-04-15T19:16:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13643.png?q=What%20a%20refreshing%20mind%20you%20have%2C%20young%20man.%20There%20really%20is%20nothing%20quite%20like%20total%20ignorance%2C%20is%20there%3F&a=Neil%20Gaiman&c=Humor What a refreshing mind you have, young man. There really is nothing quite like total ignorance, is t... — Neil Gaiman Neil Gaiman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/harry-savagely-goodbye-quote-meaning-13644 2026-04-15T19:16:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13644.png?q=Yeah%20you%20can%20have%20a%20word%2C%22%20said%20Harry%20savagely.%20%22Good-bye.&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor Yeah you can have a word," said Harry savagely. "Good-bye. — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/charlaine-harris-quote-meaning-13645 2026-04-15T19:16:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13645.png?q=The%20last%20time%20I%20wore%20an%20animal%20hide%3B%20but%20this%20time%20I%20settled%20for%20this.%22%20Eric%20had%20been%20wearing%20a%20long%20trench%20coat.%20Now%20he%20threw%20it%20off%20dramatically%2C%20and%20I%20could%20only%20stand%20and%20stare.%20Normally%2C%20Eric%20was%20a%20blue-jeans-and-T-shirt%20kind%20of%20guy.%20Tonight%2C%20he%20wore%20a%20pink%20tank%20top%20and%20Lycra%20leggings%5B...%5DThey%20were%20pink%20and%20aqua%2C%20like%20the%20swirls%20down%20the%20side%20of%20Jason's%20truck.&a=Charlaine%20Harris&c=Humor The last time I wore an animal hide; but this time I settled for this." Eric had been wearing a long... — Charlaine Harris Charlaine Harris quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jerome-k-jerome-quote-meaning-13646 2026-04-15T19:16:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13646.png?q=It%20is%20impossible%20to%20enjoy%20idling%20thoroughly%20unless%20one%20has%20plenty%20of%20work%20to%20do.%20There%20is%20no%20fun%20in%20doing%20nothing%20when%20you%20have%20nothing%20to%20do.%20Wasting%20time%20is%20merely%20an%20occupation%20then%2C%20and%20a%20most%20exhausting%20one.%20Idleness%2C%20like%20kisses%2C%20to%20be%20sweet%20must%20be%20stolen.&a=Jerome%20K.%20Jerome&c=Humor It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do. There is no fun in ... — Jerome K. Jerome Jerome K. Jerome quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ricky-gervais-quote-meaning-13647 2026-04-15T19:16:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13647.png?q=I%20see%20Atheists%20are%20fighting%20and%20killing%20each%20other%20again%2C%20over%20who%20doesn't%20believe%20in%20any%20God%20the%20most.%20Oh%2C%20no..wait..%20that%20never%20happens.&a=Ricky%20Gervais&c=Humor I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the mo... — Ricky Gervais Ricky Gervais quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-13648 2026-04-15T19:16:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13648.png?q=That%E2%80%99s%20the%20problem%20with%20you%20nearly%20immortal%20types%2C%E2%80%9D%20I%20said.%20%E2%80%9CYou%20couldn%E2%80%99t%20spot%20a%20pop%20culture%20reference%20if%20it%20skittered%20up%20and%20implanted%20an%20embryo%20down%20your%20esophagus.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types,” I said. “You couldn’t spot a pop culture referen... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/disturbances-in-the-wash-quote-meaning-13649 2026-04-15T19:16:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13649.png?q=I%20have%20detected%20disturbances%20in%20the%20wash.'&a=Douglas%20Adams&c=Humor I have detected disturbances in the wash.' — Douglas Adams Douglas Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-13650 2026-04-15T19:16:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13650.png?q=Bursar%3F&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor Bursar? — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-13651 2026-04-15T19:16:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13651.png?q=Which%20meant%20his%20only%20assets%20were%20one%20whiny%20imprisoned%20goddess%2C%20one%20sort-of-girlfriend%20with%20a%20dagger%2C%20and%20Leo%2C%20who%20apparently%20thought%20he%20could%20defeat%20the%20armies%20of%20darkness%20with%20breath%20mints.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Which meant his only assets were one whiny imprisoned goddess, one sort-of-girlfriend with a dagger,... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-13652 2026-04-15T19:16:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13652.png?q=If%20I%20was%20on%20the%20road%20to%20Hell%2C%20at%20least%20I%20was%20going%20in%20style.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style. — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/wendelin-van-draanen-quote-meaning-13653 2026-04-15T19:16:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13653.png?q=What%20I'm%20expecting%20is%20for%20you%20to%20behave%20like%20the%20gentleman%20I%20always%20thought%20you%20were.&a=Wendelin%20Van%20Draanen&c=Humor What I'm expecting is for you to behave like the gentleman I always thought you were. — Wendelin Van Draanen Wendelin Van Draanen quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hodor-quote-meaning-life-lesson-13654 2026-04-15T19:16:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13654.png?q=Hodor!&a=George%20R.R.%20Martin&c=Humor Hodor! — George R.R. Martin George R.R. Martin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-twain-quote-meaning-13655 2026-04-15T19:16:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13655.png?q=I%20take%20my%20only%20exercise%20acting%20as%20a%20pallbearer%20at%20the%20funerals%20of%20my%20friends%20who%20exercise%20regularly.&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly. — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/meaning-of-quote-by-rick-riordan-13656 2026-04-15T19:16:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13656.png?q=Coach%20Hedge%20came%20pounding%20up%20the%20stairs%20with%20Hazel%20at%20his%20hooves.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves. — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-13657 2026-04-15T19:16:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13657.png?q=You're%20such%20a%20cynic%2C%22%20Molly%20said.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor You're such a cynic," Molly said. — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kiera-cass-quote-meaning-13658 2026-04-15T19:16:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13658.png?q=He%20gave%20a%20dark%20chuckle.%20%E2%80%9CBut%20you%E2%80%99re%20not%2C%20so%20you%20had%20absolutely%20no%20qualms%20about%20kneeing%20me%20in%20the%20groin%2C%20right%3F&a=Kiera%20Cass&c=Humor He gave a dark chuckle. “But you’re not, so you had absolutely no qualms about kneeing me in the gro... — Kiera Cass Kiera Cass quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/most-helmsmen-satisfied-pilots-wheel-13659 2026-04-15T19:16:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13659.png?q=Most%20helmsmen%20would%E2%80%99ve%20been%20satisfied%20with%20a%20pilot%E2%80%99s%20wheel%20or%20a%20tiller.%20Leo%20had%20also%20installed%20a%20keyboard%2C%20monitor%2C%20aviation%20controls%20from%20a%20Learjet%2C%20a%20dubstep%20soundboard%2C%20and%20motion-control%20sensors%20from%20a%20Nintendo%20Wii.%20He%20could%20turn%20the%20ship%20by%20pulling%20on%20the%20throttle%2C%20fire%20weapons%20by%20sampling%20an%20album%2C%20or%20raise%20sails%20by%20shaking%20his%20Wii%20controllers%20really%20fast.%20Even%20by%20demigod%20standards%2C%20Leo%20was%20seriously%20ADHD.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Most helmsmen would’ve been satisfied with a pilot’s wheel or a tiller. 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R. Ward J. R. Ward quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dionysus-marriage-quote-meaning-13663 2026-04-15T19:16:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13663.png?q=I%20stared%20at%20him%20(Dionysus).%20%22You're...you're%20married%3F%20But%20I%20thought%20you%20got%20in%20trouble%20for%20chasing%20a%20wood%20nymph-&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're...you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/douglas-adams-quote-meaning-13664 2026-04-15T19:16:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13664.png?q=Ow!%20My%20brains!&a=Douglas%20Adams&c=Humor Ow! My brains! — Douglas Adams Douglas Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/holly-black-quote-meaning-13665 2026-04-15T19:16:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13665.png?q=Well%2C%20even%20if%20the%20serpent%20bites%20off%20your%20head%2C%E2%80%9D%20says%20Tatterfell%2C%20%E2%80%9Cthe%20rest%20of%20you%20will%20still%20look%20good.&a=Holly%20Black&c=Humor Well, even if the serpent bites off your head,” says Tatterfell, “the rest of you will still look go... — Holly Black Holly Black quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/alice-hoffman-quote-meaning-13666 2026-04-15T19:16:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13666.png?q=Unrequited%20love%20is%20so%20boring.%20Weeping%20under%20a%20blue-black%20sky%20is%20for%20suckers%20or%20maniacs.&a=Alice%20Hoffman&c=Humor Unrequited love is so boring. Weeping under a blue-black sky is for suckers or maniacs. — Alice Hoffman Alice Hoffman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/feynman-quote-meaning-muscles-cat-13667 2026-04-15T19:16:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13667.png?q=When%20it%20came%20time%20for%20me%20to%20give%20my%20talk%20on%20the%20subject%2C%20I%20started%20off%20by%20drawing%20an%20outline%20of%20the%20cat%20and%20began%20to%20name%20the%20various%20muscles.&a=Richard%20P.%20Feynman&c=Humor When it came time for me to give my talk on the subject, I started off by drawing an outline of the ... — Richard P. Feynman Richard P. 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Tucker quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mary-lamb-electrostatic-quote-meaning-13670 2026-04-15T19:16:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13670.png?q=Mary%20had%20a%20little%20lamb%2C%20its%20fleece%20electrostatic%20%2F%20And%20everywhere%20Mary%20went%2C%20the%20lights%20became%20erratic.&a=David%20Foster%20Wallace&c=Humor Mary had a little lamb, its fleece electrostatic / And everywhere Mary went, the lights became errat... — David Foster Wallace David Foster Wallace quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/patricia-briggs-quote-meaning-13671 2026-04-15T19:16:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13671.png?q=Cheeses%20crusty%2C%20got%20all%20musty%2C%20got%20damp%20on%20the%20stone%20of%20a%20peach%2C%E2%80%9D%20I%20agreed.%20He%20looked%20blank%2C%20so%20I%20repeated%20it%20with%20proper%20emphasis.%20%E2%80%9C%20ChEEZ-zes%20crusty.%20Got%20Al%20-musty.%20Got%20DAMp%20on%20the%20StoneofapeaCH.&a=Patricia%20Briggs&c=Humor Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach,” I agreed. He looked blank, so I re... — Patricia Briggs Patricia Briggs quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rita-davenport-quote-meaning-13672 2026-04-15T19:16:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13672.png?q=Money%20isn't%20everything...but%20it%20ranks%20right%20up%20there%20with%20oxygen.&a=Rita%20Davenport&c=Humor Money isn't everything...but it ranks right up there with oxygen. — Rita Davenport Rita Davenport quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/beth-fantaskey-quote-meaning-13673 2026-04-15T19:16:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13673.png?q=I%20like%20pink.&a=Beth%20Fantaskey&c=Humor I like pink. — Beth Fantaskey Beth Fantaskey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tamora-pierce-quote-meaning-13674 2026-04-15T19:16:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13674.png?q=Yes%20Headwoman%20Azaze.%20But%20I%20never%20lie%20to%20Rosethorn.%20She%2C%20um%2C%20discourages%20it.&a=Tamora%20Pierce&c=Humor Yes Headwoman Azaze. But I never lie to Rosethorn. She, um, discourages it. — Tamora Pierce Tamora Pierce quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dave-barry-quote-meaning-13675 2026-04-15T19:16:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13675.png?q=Gravity%20is%20a%20contributing%20factor%20in%20nearly%2073%20percent%20of%20all%20accidents%20involving%20falling%20objects.&a=Dave%20Barry&c=Humor Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. — Dave Barry Dave Barry quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/darynda-jones-quote-meaning-13676 2026-04-15T19:16:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13676.png?q=At%20first%2C%20I%20could%20lie%20about%20my%20lack%20of%20sleep%20and%20she'd%20fall%20for%20it%2C%20but%20she%20started%20suspecting%20insomnia%20when%20I%20began%20seeing%20purple%20elephants%20in%20the%20air%20vents%20at%20the%20office.%20I%20knew%20I%20shouldn't%20have%20asked%20her%20about%20them.%20I%20thought%20maybe%20she'd%20redecorated.&a=Darynda%20Jones&c=Humor At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she started suspecting insom... — Darynda Jones Darynda Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/business-advertising-quote-meaning-13677 2026-04-15T19:16:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13677.png?q=Doing%20business%20without%20advertising%20is%20like%20winking%20at%20a%20girl%20in%20the%20dark.%20You%20know%20what%20you%20are%20doing%20but%20nobody%20else%20does.&a=Steuart%20Henderson%20Britt&c=Humor Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doin... — Steuart Henderson Britt Steuart Henderson Britt quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/julia-quinn-quote-meaning-13678 2026-04-15T19:16:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13678.png?q=You%20don't%20always%20have%20to%20kiss%20a%20lot%20of%20frogs%20to%20recognize%20a%20prince%20when%20you%20find%20one&a=Julia%20Quinn&c=Humor You don't always have to kiss a lot of frogs to recognize a prince when you find one — Julia Quinn Julia Quinn quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gordon-edgley-death-quote-meaning-13679 2026-04-15T19:16:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13679.png?q=Gordon%20Edgley's%20sudden%20death%20came%20as%20a%20shock%20to%20everyone%20-%20not%20least%20himself.%20One%20moment%20he%20was%20in%20his%20study%2C%20seven%20words%20into%20the%20twenty-fifth%20sentence%20of%20the%20final%20chapter%20of%20his%20new%20book%2C&a=Derek%20Landy&c=Humor Gordon Edgley's sudden death came as a shock to everyone - not least himself. One moment he was in h... — Derek Landy Derek Landy quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/shannon-l-alder-quote-meaning-13680 2026-04-15T19:16:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13680.png?q=An%20open%20Facebook%20page%20is%20simply%20a%20psychiatric%20dry%20erase%20board%20that%20screams%2C%20%E2%80%9CLook%20at%20me.%20I%20am%20insecure.%20I%20need%20your%20reaction%20to%20what%20I%20am%20doing%2C%20but%20you%E2%80%99re%20not%20cool%20enough%20to%20be%20my%20friend.%20Therefore%2C%20I%20will%20just%20pray%20you%20see%20this%20because%20the%20approval%20of%20God%20is%20not%20all%20I%20need.&a=Shannon%20L.%20Alder&c=Humor An open Facebook page is simply a psychiatric dry erase board that screams, “Look at me. I am insecu... — Shannon L. Alder Shannon L. Alder quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sarah-maclean-quote-meaning-13681 2026-04-15T19:16:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13681.png?q=Let%20me%20be%20clear.%20Last%20I%20was%20aware%20you%20were%20neither%20my%20husband%20nor%20my%20father%20nor%20my%20King.%20Therefore%2C%20any%20control%20you%20may%20imagine%20you%20hold%20over%20me%20is%20just%20that-%20imaginary&a=Sarah%20MacLean&c=Humor Let me be clear. Last I was aware you were neither my husband nor my father nor my King. Therefore, ... — Sarah MacLean Sarah MacLean quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/phyllis-diller-quote-meaning-13682 2026-04-15T19:16:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13682.png?q=We%20spend%20the%20first%2012%20months%20of%20our%20children's%20lives%20teaching%20them%20to%20walk%20and%20talk%20and%20the%20next%2012%20months%20teaching%20them%20to%20sit%20down%20and%20shut%20up.&a=Phyllis%20Diller&c=Humor We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 ... — Phyllis Diller Phyllis Diller quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/chainsaw-quote-meaning-13683 2026-04-15T19:16:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13683.png?q=Could%20you%20hold%20the%20chainsaw%20a%20bit%20closer%20to%20your%20mouth%2C%20please%3F&a=Chuck%20Palahniuk&c=Humor Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please? — Chuck Palahniuk Chuck Palahniuk quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kasie-west-quote-meaning-toilet-paper-13684 2026-04-15T19:16:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13684.png?q=Mrs.%20Spence%20picks%20up%20a%20roll%20of%20toilet%20paper%20from%20the%20counter%20and%20scrunches%20her%20nose.&a=Kasie%20West&c=Humor Mrs. Spence picks up a roll of toilet paper from the counter and scrunches her nose. — Kasie West Kasie West quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ambrose-bierce-quote-meaning-13685 2026-04-15T19:16:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13685.png?q=HOMICIDE%2C%20n.%20The%20slaying%20of%20one%20human%20being%20by%20another.%20There%20are&a=Ambrose%20Bierce&c=Humor HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There are — Ambrose Bierce Ambrose Bierce quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kerrelyn-sparks-quote-meaning-13686 2026-04-15T19:16:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13686.png?q=Merda!%20Her%20lace%20panties%20had%20snagged%20on%20his%20ring%2C%20the%20signet%20ring%20he'd%20inherited%20from%20his%20father%2C%20Giacomo%20Casanova.%20His%20father%20had%20seduced%20hundred%20of%20women%20without%20any%20problems%20whatsoever%2C%20and%20he%20was%20having%20trouble%20with%20just%20one.%20This%20was%20the%20real%20reason%20he%20never%20used%20the%20Casanova%20name.%20He%20could%20never%20live%20up%20to%20his%20father's%20reputation.%20The%20old%20man%20was%20probably%20laughing%20in%20his%20grave.&a=Kerrelyn%20Sparks&c=Humor Merda! Her lace panties had snagged on his ring, the signet ring he'd inherited from his father, Gia... — Kerrelyn Sparks Kerrelyn Sparks quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kristin-walker-quote-meaning-13687 2026-04-15T19:16:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13687.png?q=I'm%20telling%20you%2C%20you%20really%20should%20stick%20to%20mating%20within%20your%20species%2C%20whatever%20that%20is.'&a=Kristin%20Walker&c=Humor I'm telling you, you really should stick to mating within your species, whatever that is.' — Kristin Walker Kristin Walker quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/michelle-hodkin-quote-meaning-13688 2026-04-15T19:16:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13688.png?q=I%20wish%20we%20could%20make%20out%20in%20your%20bed.&a=Michelle%20Hodkin&c=Humor I wish we could make out in your bed. — Michelle Hodkin Michelle Hodkin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/he-has-fought-many-battles-with-us-13689 2026-04-15T19:16:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13689.png?q=He%20has%20fought%20many%20battles%20with%20us%22%20(Jace)&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor He has fought many battles with us" (Jace) — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gena-showalter-quote-meaning-13690 2026-04-15T19:16:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13690.png?q=THE%20WOMAN%20WAS%20GOING%20TO%20KILL%20HIM%2C%20and%20not%20because%20she%20was%20stronger%20and%20more%20vicious%20than%20he%20was.%20Which%2C%20if%20he%20thought%20about%20it%2C%20she%20was.%20He%E2%80%99d%20never%20ripped%20a%20man%E2%80%99s%20throat%20out%20with%20his%20teeth%2C%20and%20he%20was%20damned%20impressed%20that%20Gwen%20had.%20She%E2%80%99d%20made%20the%20Lords%20of%20the%20Underworld%20look%20like%20marshmallows.&a=Gena%20Showalter&c=Humor THE WOMAN WAS GOING TO KILL HIM, and not because she was stronger and more vicious than he was. Whic... — Gena Showalter Gena Showalter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13691 2026-04-15T19:16:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13691.png?q=Is%20this%20one%20of%20those%20keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer%20things%3F&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things? — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/charles-bukowski-quote-meaning-13692 2026-04-15T19:16:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13692.png?q=To%20me%2C%20nudity%20is%20a%20joke.%20I%20don't%20think%20nude%20people%20are%20very%20attractive%20at%20all.%20I%20like%20my%20women%20fully%20clothed.%20I%20like%20to%20imagine%20what%20might%20be%20under%20there.%20It%20might%20not%20be%20the%20standard%20thing.%20Imagine%2C%20stripping%20a%20woman%20down%2C%20and%20she%20has%20a%20body%20like%20a%20little%20submarine.%20With%20periscope%2C%20propellers%2C%20torpedoes.%20That%20would%20be%20the%20one%20for%20me.%20I'd%20marry%20her%20right%20off%20and%20be%20faithful%20to%20the%20end.&a=Charles%20Bukowski&c=Humor To me, nudity is a joke. I don't think nude people are very attractive at all. I like my women fully... — Charles Bukowski Charles Bukowski quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brandon-mull-quote-meaning-13693 2026-04-15T19:16:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13693.png?q=When%20jumping%20is%20the%20sole%20option%2C%20you%20jump%2C%20and%20try%20to%20make%20it%20work.&a=Brandon%20Mull&c=Humor When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work. — Brandon Mull Brandon Mull quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/food-exception-gamps-law-13694 2026-04-15T19:16:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13694.png?q=Yeah%2C%20well%2C%20food's%20one%20of%20the%20five%20exceptions%20to%20Gamp's%20Law%20of%20Elemental%20Transfigurations%2C%22%20said%20Ron%2C%20to%20general%20astonishment.&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor Yeah, well, food's one of the five exceptions to Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfigurations," said Ron... — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sydney-spent-time-on-my-bed-quote-13695 2026-04-15T19:16:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13695.png?q=Sydney%20spent%20a%20lot%20of%20time%20on%20my%20bed%20these%20days.&a=Richelle%20Mead&c=Humor Sydney spent a lot of time on my bed these days. — Richelle Mead Richelle Mead quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/patricia-briggs-quote-meaning-13696 2026-04-15T19:16:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13696.png?q=When%20I%20die%20of%20heart%20failure%20the%20next%20time%20you%20frighten%20me%20like%20that%2C%20you%20can%20put%20that%20on%20my%20gravestone%E2%80%94%E2%80%98I%20didn%E2%80%99t%20mean%20to%20startle%20her.&a=Patricia%20Briggs&c=Humor When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravesto... — Patricia Briggs Patricia Briggs quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/how-merlins-pants-horcrux-books-13697 2026-04-15T19:16:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13697.png?q=How%20in%20the%20name%20of%20Merlin's%20pants%20have%20you%20managed%20to%20get%20your%20hands%20on%20those%20Horcrux%20books%3F&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor How in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books? — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kristin-hannah-quote-meaning-13698 2026-04-15T19:16:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13698.png?q=And%20before%20you%20barrel%20through%20some%20idiotic%20Cosmo%20girl%20list%20of%20how-well-do-you-know-your-man%20questions%2C%20let%20me%20say%20that%20I%20don't%20know%20squat%20about%20him%20except%20that%20he%20kisses%20like%20a%20god%20and%20screws%20like%20a%20devil.&a=Kristin%20Hannah&c=Humor And before you barrel through some idiotic Cosmo girl list of how-well-do-you-know-your-man question... — Kristin Hannah Kristin Hannah quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/james-joyce-quote-meaning-13699 2026-04-15T19:16:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13699.png?q=Writing%20in%20English%20is%20the%20most%20ingenious%20torture%20ever%20devised%20for%20sins%20committed%20in%20previous%20lives.%20The%20English%20reading%20public%20explains%20the%20reason%20why.&a=James%20Joyce&c=Humor Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins committed in previous lives. ... — James Joyce James Joyce quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/janet-evanovich-quote-meaning-13700 2026-04-15T19:16:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13700.png?q=Men%20drive%20off%20bridges%20and%20drink%20too%20much%20because%20of%20women%20like%20you.&a=Janet%20Evanovich&c=Humor Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you. — Janet Evanovich Janet Evanovich quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/shannon-l-alder-quote-meaning-13701 2026-04-15T19:16:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13701.png?q=Some%20stories%20have%20to%20be%20written%20because%20no%20one%20would%20believe%20the%20absurdity%20of%20it%20all.&a=Shannon%20L.%20Alder&c=Humor Some stories have to be written because no one would believe the absurdity of it all. — Shannon L. Alder Shannon L. Alder quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/scott-adams-quote-meaning-13702 2026-04-15T19:16:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13702.png?q=The%20first%20time%20you%20see%20something%20that%20you%20have%20never%20seen%20before%2C%20you%20almost%20always%20know%20right%20away%20if%20you%20should%20eat%20it%20or%20run%20away%20from%20it.&a=Scott%20Adams&c=Humor The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away ... — Scott Adams Scott Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jeaniene-frost-quote-meaning-13703 2026-04-15T19:16:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13703.png?q=I%20resisted%20the%20urge%20to%20hurl%20my%20plate%20at%20him.%20%E2%80%9COf%20course%20not%2C%20Ian.%20It%E2%80%99s%20just%20that%20normally%20at%20this%20hour%2C%20Bones%20and%20I%20are%20fucking%20like%20rabbits%2C%20so%20I%20get%20twitchy%20when%20I%20have%20to%20wait%20for%20him%20to%20climb%20aboard.&a=Jeaniene%20Frost&c=Humor I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this ho... — Jeaniene Frost Jeaniene Frost quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/morning-coffee-starting-day-meaning-13704 2026-04-15T19:16:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13704.png?q=A%20morning%20coffee%20is%20my%20favorite%20way%20of%20starting%20the%20day%2C%20settling%20the%20nerves%20so%20that%20they%20don't%20later%20fray.&a=Marcia%20Carrington&c=Humor A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't late... — Marcia Carrington Marcia Carrington quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/justin-bieber-quote-meaning-13705 2026-04-15T19:16:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13705.png?q=Your%20hair&a=Justin%20Bieber&c=Humor Your hair — Justin Bieber Justin Bieber quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dobby-harry-life-lesson-13706 2026-04-15T19:16:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13706.png?q=So%20Dobby%20stopped%20us%20from%20getting%20on%20the%20train%20and%20broke%20your%20arm.%20.%20.%20.%22%20He%20shook%20his%20head.%20%22You%20know%20what%2C%20Harry%3F%20If%20he%20doesn't%20stop%20trying%20to%20save%20your%20life%20he's%20going%20to%20kill%20you.&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor So Dobby stopped us from getting on the train and broke your arm. . . ." He shook his head. "You kno... — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/maya-banks-quote-meaning-13707 2026-04-15T19:16:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13707.png?q=I'm%20not%20stubborn.%20My%20way%20is%20just%20better.&a=Maya%20Banks&c=Humor I'm not stubborn. My way is just better. — Maya Banks Maya Banks quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-carlin-hurricane-quote-meaning-13708 2026-04-15T19:16:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13708.png?q=Do%20you%20know%20why%20hurricanes%20have%20names%20instead%20of%20numbers%3F%20To%20keep%20the%20killing%20personal.%20No%20one%20cares%20about%20a%20bunch%20of%20people%20killed%20by%20a%20number.%20'200%20Dead%20as%20Number%20Three%20Slams%20Ashore'%20is%20not%20nearly%20as%20interesting%20a%20headline%20as%20'Charlie%20kills%20200.'%20Death%20is%20much%20more%20satisfying%20and%20entertaining%20if%20you%20personalize%20it.&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor Do you know why hurricanes have names instead of numbers? To keep the killing personal. No one cares... — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/karen-chance-quote-meaning-13709 2026-04-15T19:16:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13709.png?q=No%2C%20Miss%20Palmer.%20What%20is%20bizarre%20is%20that%20I%20currently%20have%20a&a=Karen%20Chance&c=Humor No, Miss Palmer. What is bizarre is that I currently have a — Karen Chance Karen Chance quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/death-lectern-map-meaning-13710 2026-04-15T19:16:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13710.png?q=Death%20was%20standing%20behind%20a%20lectern%2C%20poring%20over%20a%20map.%20He%20looked%20at%20Mort%20as%20if%20he%20wasn%E2%80%99t%20entirely%20there.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor Death was standing behind a lectern, poring over a map. He looked at Mort as if he wasn’t entirely t... — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/pg-wodehouse-quote-meaning-13711 2026-04-15T19:16:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13711.png?q=What's%20the%20use%20of%20a%20great%20city%20having%20temptations%20if%20fellows%20don't%20yield%20to%20them%3F&a=P.G.%20Wodehouse&c=Humor What's the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don't yield to them? — P.G. Wodehouse P.G. Wodehouse quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ts-eliot-humor-quote-meaning-13712 2026-04-15T19:16:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13712.png?q=Humor%20is%20also%20a%20way%20of%20saying%20something%20serious.&a=T.S.%20Eliot&c=Humor Humor is also a way of saying something serious. — T.S. Eliot T.S. Eliot quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/revenge-dish-best-served-sophie-kinsella-13713 2026-04-15T19:16:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13713.png?q=Everyone%20knows%20revenge%20is%20a%20dish%20best%20served%20when%20you've%20had%20enough%20time%20to%20build%20up%20enough%20vitriol%20and%20fury.&a=Sophie%20Kinsella&c=Humor Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol ... — Sophie Kinsella Sophie Kinsella quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-twain-quote-meaning-13714 2026-04-15T19:16:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13714.png?q=I%20can%20last%20two%20months%20on%20a%20good%20compliment.&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor I can last two months on a good compliment. — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/meg-cabot-quote-meaning-13715 2026-04-15T19:16:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13715.png?q=I%20loved%20you%20way%20before%20you%20ever%20had%20a%20chance%20to%20put%20a%20spell%20on%20me.%20I%20loved%20you%20at%20'I've%20never%20been%20to%20Long%20Island%2C'%22%20Zach%20said.&a=Meg%20Cabot&c=Humor I loved you way before you ever had a chance to put a spell on me. I loved you at 'I've never been t... — Meg Cabot Meg Cabot quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sara-wolf-quote-meaning-13716 2026-04-15T19:16:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13716.png?q=How%20did%20you%20find%20me%3F%20If%20you%20hacked%20into%20the%20Club%E2%80%99s%20computer%20to%20look%20up%20my%20appointments%20-&a=Sara%20Wolf&c=Humor How did you find me? If you hacked into the Club’s computer to look up my appointments - — Sara Wolf Sara Wolf quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jasper-fforde-quote-meaning-13717 2026-04-15T19:16:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13717.png?q=She%20wasn't%20the%20only%20one%20to%20be%20physically%20morphed%20by%20reader%20expectation.%20Miss%20Havisham%20was%20now%20elderly%20whether%20she%20liked%20it%20or%20not%2C%20and%20Sherlock%20Holmes%20wore%20a%20deerstalker%20and%20smoked%20a%20ridiculously%20large%20pipe.%20The%20problem%20wasn't%20just%20confined%20to%20the%20classics.%20Harry%20Potter%20was%20seriously%20pissed%20off%20that%20he'd%20have%20to%20spend%20the%20rest%20of%20life%20looking%20like%20Daniel%20Radcliffe.&a=Jasper%20Fforde&c=Humor She wasn't the only one to be physically morphed by reader expectation. Miss Havisham was now elderl... — Jasper Fforde Jasper Fforde quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/here-my-rnins-quote-meaning-13718 2026-04-15T19:16:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13718.png?q=Here%2C%22%20Myrnin%20said%2C%20his%20voice%20still%20gentle%20and%20low.%20%22Amelie%20said%20you%20had%20to%20work.%20No%20one%20said%20you%20had%20to%20work%20alone.%22%20He%20picked%20up%20the%20next%20part%20and%20slotted%20it%20in%2C%20took%20the%20screwdriver%20from%20Claire's%20numbed%20fingers%2C%20and%20fastened%20it%20with%20a%20couple%20of%20deft%2C%20fast%20movements.%20%22I'll%20be%20your%20hands.&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor Here," Myrnin said, his voice still gentle and low. "Amelie said you had to work. No one said you ha... — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/myrnin-spectacles-quote-meaning-13719 2026-04-15T19:16:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13719.png?q=Myrnin%20turned%20away%20to%20pick%20up%20his%20Ben%20Franklin%20spectacles%2C%20balanced%20them%20on%20his%20nose%2C%20and%20looked%20over%20them%20to%20say%2C&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked ove... — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13720 2026-04-15T19:16:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13720.png?q=I%20adore%20Wilkie%20Collins%2C%E2%80%9D%20Tessa%20cried.%20%E2%80%9COh%E2%80%94Armadale!%20And%20The%20Woman%20in%20White%20%E2%80%A6&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor I adore Wilkie Collins,” Tessa cried. “Oh—Armadale! And The Woman in White … — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13721 2026-04-15T19:16:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13721.png?q=I%20think%20she%20just%20asked%20if%20she%20could%20touch%20my%20mango.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor I think she just asked if she could touch my mango. — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/nick-hornby-quote-meaning-13722 2026-04-15T19:16:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13722.png?q=I%20read%20the%20fuck%20out%20of%20every%20book%20I%20can%20get%20my%20hands%20on.&a=Nick%20Hornby&c=Humor I read the fuck out of every book I can get my hands on. — Nick Hornby Nick Hornby quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/truth-vs-fiction-hl-mencken-13723 2026-04-15T19:16:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13723.png?q=Truth%20would%20quickly%20cease%20to%20be%20stranger%20than%20fiction%2C%20once%20we%20got%20as%20used%20to%20it.&a=H.%20L.%20Mencken&c=Humor Truth would quickly cease to be stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it. — H. L. Mencken H. L. Mencken quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/amy-sedaris-quote-meaning-13724 2026-04-15T19:16:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13724.png?q=Sometimes%20losing%20a%20pet%20is%20more%20painful%20than%20losing%20a%20human%20because%20in%20the%20case%20of%20the%20pet%2C%20you%20were%20not%20pretending%20to%20love%20it.&a=Amy%20Sedaris&c=Humor Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were ... — Amy Sedaris Amy Sedaris quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steven-wright-quote-meaning-13725 2026-04-15T19:16:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13725.png?q=I'm%20writing%20a%20book.%20I've%20got%20the%20page%20numbers%20done.&a=Steven%20Wright&c=Humor I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. — Steven Wright Steven Wright quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/william-goldman-quote-meaning-13726 2026-04-15T19:16:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13726.png?q=I%E2%80%99m%20going%20to%20tell%20you%20something%20once%20and%20then%20whether%20you%20die%20is%20strictly%20up%20to%20you%2C%22%20Westley%20said%2C%20lying%20pleasantly%20on%20the%20bed.%20%22What%20I%E2%80%99m%20going%20to%20tell%20you%20is%20this%3A%20drop%20your%20sword%2C%20and%20if%20you%20do%2C%20then%20I%20will%20leave%20with%20this%20baggage%20here%22%E2%80%94he%20glanced%20at%20Buttercup%E2%80%94%22and%20you%20will%20be%20tied%20up%20but%20not%20fatally%2C%20and%20will%20be%20free%20to%20go%20about%20your%20business.%20And%20if%20you%20choose%20to%20fight%2C%20well%2C%20then%2C%20we%20will%20not%20both%20leave%20alive.&a=William%20Goldman&c=Humor I’m going to tell you something once and then whether you die is strictly up to you," Westley said, ... — William Goldman William Goldman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/chetan-bhagat-quote-meaning-friendship-13727 2026-04-15T19:16:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13727.png?q=Why%20should%20any%20guy%20want%20to%20be%20only%20friends%20with%20a%20girl%3F%20It%E2%80%99s%20like%20agreeing%20to%20be%20near%20a%20chocolate%20cake%20and%20never%20eat%20it.%20It%E2%80%99s%20like%20sitting%20in%20a%20racing%20car%20but%20not%20driving%20it.&a=Chetan%20Bhagat&c=Humor Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate ca... — Chetan Bhagat Chetan Bhagat quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dave-barry-quote-meaning-forgetting-names-13728 2026-04-15T19:16:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13728.png?q=As%20you%20get%20older%3B%20you've%20probably%20noticed%20that%20you%20tend%20to%20forget%20things.%20You'll%20be%20talking%20with%20somebody%20at%20a%20party%2C%20and%20you'll%20know%20that%20you%20know%20this%20person%2C%20but%20no%20matter%20how%20hard%20you%20try%2C%20you%20can't%20remember%20his%20or%20her%20name.%20This%20can%20be%20very%20embarassing%2C%20especially%20if%20he%20or%20she%20turns%20out%20to%20be%20your%20spouse.&a=Dave%20Barry&c=Humor As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with som... — Dave Barry Dave Barry quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/natsuki-takaya-quote-meaning-13729 2026-04-15T19:16:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13729.png?q=Shigure%3A%20JUST%20LISTEN%20TO%20ME%20FOR%20A%20SECOND%2C%20KYO!&a=Natsuki%20Takaya&c=Humor Shigure: JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND, KYO! — Natsuki Takaya Natsuki Takaya quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/diana-wynne-jones-quote-meaning-13730 2026-04-15T19:16:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13730.png?q=Wizard%20Howl%2C%22%20said%20Wizard%20Suliman.%20%22I%20must%20apologize%20for%20trying%20to%20bite%20you%20so%20often.%20In%20the%20normal%20way%2C%20I%20wouldn't%20dream%20of%20setting%20teeth%20in%20a%20fellow%20countryman.&a=Diana%20Wynne%20Jones&c=Humor Wizard Howl," said Wizard Suliman. "I must apologize for trying to bite you so often. In the normal ... — Diana Wynne Jones Diana Wynne Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/another-relative-quote-meaning-13731 2026-04-15T19:16:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13731.png?q=Another%20relative%3F%E2%80%9D%20Valek%20asked.&a=Maria%20V.%20Snyder&c=Humor Another relative?” Valek asked. — Maria V. Snyder Maria V. Snyder quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/home-quote-meaning-jim-butcher-13732 2026-04-15T19:16:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13732.png?q=Home%20is%20where%2C%20when%20you%20go%20there%20and%20tell%20people%20to%20get%20out%2C%20they%20have%20to%20leave.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave. — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/disagreements-over-money-divorce-13733 2026-04-15T19:16:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13733.png?q=Disagreements%20over%20money%20are%20the%20biggest%20cause%20of%20divorce.&a=Susan%20Elizabeth%20Phillips&c=Humor Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Susan Elizabeth Phillips quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/susan-elizabeth-phillips-quote-meaning-13734 2026-04-15T19:16:28.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13734.png?q=Did%20you%20eat%20my%20Twinkies%3F&a=Susan%20Elizabeth%20Phillips&c=Humor Did you eat my Twinkies? — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Susan Elizabeth Phillips quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/colleges-hate-geniuses-quote-meaning-13735 2026-04-15T19:16:28.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13735.png?q=Colleges%20hate%20geniuses%2C%20just%20as%20convents%20hate%20saints.&a=Ralph%20Waldo%20Emerson&c=Humor Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Ralph Waldo Emerson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13736 2026-04-15T19:16:28.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13736.png?q=And%20spare%20me%20the%20jokes%20about%20scoring.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor And spare me the jokes about scoring. — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/shabti-ceramic-love-quote-meaning-13737 2026-04-15T19:16:28.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13737.png?q=Then%20there%20were%20the%20shabti%2C%20magical%20figurines%20that%20were%20supposed%20to%20come%20to%20life%20when%20summoned.%20A%20few%20months%20ago%2C%20I%E2%80%99d%20fallen%20for%20a%20girl%20named%20Zia%20Rashid%2C%20who%E2%80%99d%20turned%20out%20to%20be%20a%20shabti.%20Falling%20in%20love%20for%20the%20first%20time%20had%20been%20hard%20enough.%20But%20when%20the%20girl%20you%20like%20turns%20out%20to%20be%20ceramic%20and%20cracks%20to%20pieces%20before%20your%20eyes%E2%80%94well%2C%20it%20gives%20%E2%80%9Cbreaking%20your%20heart%E2%80%9D%20a%20new%20meaning.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Then there were the shabti, magical figurines that were supposed to come to life when summoned. A fe... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/nalini-singh-quote-meaning-13738 2026-04-15T19:16:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13738.png?q=Ransom%20really%20looked%20at%20the%20other%20man%20for%20the%20first%20time%2C%20shook%20his%20head%2C%20stared%20again.%20%E2%80%9CHoly%20hell%2C%20your%20eyes%20are%20like%20a%20fucking%20viper%E2%80%99s.&a=Nalini%20Singh&c=Humor Ransom really looked at the other man for the first time, shook his head, stared again. “Holy hell, ... — Nalini Singh Nalini Singh quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-caine-quote-meaning-13739 2026-04-15T19:16:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13739.png?q=You're%20kidding%2C%22%20Shane%20said.%20%22Do%20you%20think%20I%20want%20to%20visit%20Crazy%20McTeeth%20in%20his%20lair%20of%20insanity%3F&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity? — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/claudia-gray-quote-meaning-13740 2026-04-15T19:16:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13740.png?q=I%20hear%20your%20insults%20and%20plan%20to%20silence%20them%20with%20my%20victory.&a=Claudia%20Gray&c=Humor I hear your insults and plan to silence them with my victory. — Claudia Gray Claudia Gray quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ann-coulter-quote-meaning-13741 2026-04-15T19:16:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13741.png?q=I'm%20a%20Christian%20first%2C%20and%20a%20mean-spirited%2C%20bigoted%20conservative%20second%2C%20and%20don't%20you%20ever%20forget%20it.%20You%20know%20who%20else%20was%20kind%20of%20%22divisive%22%20in%20terms%20of%20challenging%20the%20status%20quo%20and%20the%20powers-that-be%20of%20his%20day%3F%20Jesus%20Christ.&a=Ann%20Coulter&c=Humor I'm a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don't you ever forget i... — Ann Coulter Ann Coulter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-13742 2026-04-15T19:16:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13742.png?q=I'm%20so%20pretty%2C%20it's%20hard%20for%20me%20to%20think%20of%20myself%20as%20intelligent.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent. — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/crooked-cross-quote-meaning-13743 2026-04-15T19:16:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13743.png?q=Right%2C%20you've%20got%20a%20crooked%20sort%20of%20cross...%22%20He%20consulted%20Unfogging%20the%20Future.%20%22That%20means%20you're%20going%20to%20have%20'trials%20and%20suffering'%20%E2%80%94%20sorry%20about%20that%20%E2%80%94%20but%20there's%20a%20thing%20that%20could%20be%20the%20sun...%20hang%20on...%20that%20means%20'great%20happiness'...%20so%20you're%20going%20to%20suffer%20but%20be%20very%20happy...&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross..." He consulted Unfogging the Future. "That means you're ... — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/laini-taylor-quote-meaning-13744 2026-04-15T19:16:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13744.png?q=Anyone%20who%20takes%20on%20my%20sister%2C%22%20he%20had%20postured%20once%2C%20all%20puffed-out%20bravado%2C%20%22will%20have%20to%20deal%20with%20...my%20sister.%22%20And%20then%20he'd%20dived%20behind%20her%20and%20cowered.&a=Laini%20Taylor&c=Humor Anyone who takes on my sister," he had postured once, all puffed-out bravado, "will have to deal wit... — Laini Taylor Laini Taylor quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sherrilyn-kenyon-quote-meaning-13745 2026-04-15T19:16:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13745.png?q=I%20am%20a%20socially%20awkward%20mandork.%20(Nick)&a=Sherrilyn%20Kenyon&c=Humor I am a socially awkward mandork. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Sherrilyn Kenyon quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/chelsea-handler-quote-meaning-13746 2026-04-15T19:16:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13746.png?q=Men%20don%E2%80%99t%20realize%20that%20if%20we%E2%80%99re%20sleeping%20with%20them%20on%20the%20first%20date%2C%20we%E2%80%99re%20probably%20not%20interested%20in%20seeing%20them%20again%20either.&a=Chelsea%20Handler&c=Humor Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested ... — Chelsea Handler Chelsea Handler quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hearts-marzipan-quote-meaning-13747 2026-04-15T19:16:31.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13747.png?q=Hearts%20can't%20be%20broken%20because%20they're%20made%20of%20marzipan.&a=Kerstin%20Gier&c=Humor Hearts can't be broken because they're made of marzipan. — Kerstin Gier Kerstin Gier quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/alison-goodman-quote-meaning-13748 2026-04-15T19:16:31.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13748.png?q=I%20have%20never%20heard%20a%20lady%20say%20'arse%2C'%22%20the%20emperor%20said%20mildly.&a=Alison%20Goodman&c=Humor I have never heard a lady say 'arse,'" the emperor said mildly. — Alison Goodman Alison Goodman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ann-lloyd-quote-meaning-13749 2026-04-15T19:16:31.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13749.png?q=Who%20wants%20to%20go%20down%20the%20creepy%20tunnel%20inside%20the%20tomb%20first%3F&a=Ann%20%20Lloyd&c=Humor Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first? — Ann Lloyd Ann Lloyd quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/eoin-colfer-quote-meaning-13750 2026-04-15T19:16:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13750.png?q=I%20am%20charging%20you%20with%20the%20protection%20of%20my%20mother%20and%20friends%2C%20not%20to%20mention%20keeping%20my%20younger%20self%20off%20the%20Internet.%20He%20is%20as%20dangerous%20as%20Opal.&a=Eoin%20Colfer&c=Humor I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger se... — Eoin Colfer Eoin Colfer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/julia-quinn-quote-meaning-13751 2026-04-15T19:16:37.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13751.png?q=She'd%20met%20Colin%20on%20a%20Monday.&a=Julia%20Quinn&c=Humor She'd met Colin on a Monday. — Julia Quinn Julia Quinn quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/joss-whedon-buffy-quote-meaning-13752 2026-04-15T19:16:37.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13752.png?q=I've%20got%20a%20theory%2C%20it%20could%20be%20bunnies...&a=Joss%20Whedon%20Buffy%20the%20Vampire%20Slayer&c=Humor I've got a theory, it could be bunnies... — Joss Whedon Buffy the Vampire Slayer Joss Whedon Buffy the Vampire Slayer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kelley-armstrong-quote-meaning-13753 2026-04-15T19:16:38.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13753.png?q=I%20let%20out%20a%20laugh%20that%20sounded%20more%20like%20the%20yip%20of%20a%20startled%20poodle.%20%22Superp-powers%3F%20I%20wish.%20My%20powers%20aren't%20winning%20me%20a%20slot%20on%20the%20Cartoon%20Network%20anytime%20soon...%20except%20as%20a%20comic%20relief.%20Ghost%20Whisperer%20Junior.%20Or%20Ghost%20Screamer%2C%20more%20like%20it.%20Tune%20in%2C%20every%20week%2C%20as%20Chloe%20Saunders%20runs%20screaming%20from%20yet%20another%20ghost%20looking%20for%20her%20help.&a=Kelley%20Armstrong&c=Humor I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle. "Superp-powers? I wish. My po... — Kelley Armstrong Kelley Armstrong quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sherrilyn-kenyon-quote-meaning-13754 2026-04-15T19:16:38.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13754.png?q=We%20need%20to%20gather%20everyone%20we%20can.&a=Sherrilyn%20Kenyon&c=Humor We need to gather everyone we can. — Sherrilyn Kenyon Sherrilyn Kenyon quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/colleen-houck-quote-meaning-13755 2026-04-15T19:16:38.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13755.png?q=Tarzan-like%20men%20are%20my%20weakness%2C%20apparently.&a=Colleen%20Houck&c=Humor Tarzan-like men are my weakness, apparently. — Colleen Houck Colleen Houck quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/garrison-keillor-quote-meaning-13756 2026-04-15T19:16:38.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13756.png?q=Evelyn%20was%20an%20insomniac%20so%20when%20they%20say%20she%20died%20in%20her%20sleep%2C%20you%20have%20to%20question%20that.&a=Garrison%20Keillor&c=Humor Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that. — Garrison Keillor Garrison Keillor quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bo-burnham-quote-meaning-13757 2026-04-15T19:16:38.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13757.png?q=Well%2C%20man%2C%20you%20know%20what%20they%20say.&a=Bo%20Burnham&c=Humor Well, man, you know what they say. — Bo Burnham Bo Burnham quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/shannon-hale-quote-meaning-13758 2026-04-15T19:16:39.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13758.png?q=You%20saw%20my%20leg%3F&a=Shannon%20Hale&c=Humor You saw my leg? — Shannon Hale Shannon Hale quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/david-sedaris-quote-meaning-13759 2026-04-15T19:16:39.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13759.png?q=Hugh%20consoled%20me%2C%20saying%2C%20%22Don't%20let%20it%20get%20to%20you.%20There%20are%20plenty%20of%20things%20you're%20good%20at.&a=David%20Sedaris&c=Humor Hugh consoled me, saying, "Don't let it get to you. There are plenty of things you're good at. — David Sedaris David Sedaris quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bill-cosby-quote-meaning-13760 2026-04-15T19:16:39.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13760.png?q=And%20so%20the%20dentist%20says%20'Rinse.'%20So%20you%20lean%20over%2C%20and%20you're%20lookin'%20at%20this%20miniature%20toilet%20bowl.&a=Bill%20Cosby&c=Humor And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl. — Bill Cosby Bill Cosby quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/eagles-soar-weasels-jet-engines-meaning-13761 2026-04-15T19:16:39.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13761.png?q=Eagles%20may%20soar%2C%20but%20weasels%20don't%20get%20sucked%20into%20jet%20engines.&a=Steven%20Wright&c=Humor Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. — Steven Wright Steven Wright quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/robert-fulghum-quote-meaning-13762 2026-04-15T19:16:39.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13762.png?q=Above%20all%2C%20if%20what%20you've%20done%20is%20stupid%2C%20but%20it%20works%2C%20it%20ain't%20stupid.&a=Robert%20Fulghum&c=Humor Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid. — Robert Fulghum Robert Fulghum quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steve-martin-comedy-quote-meaning-13763 2026-04-15T19:16:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13763.png?q=Comedy%20is%20the%20art%20of%20making%20people%20laugh%20without%20making%20them%20puke.&a=Steve%20Martin&c=Humor Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. — Steve Martin Steve Martin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/marguerite-duras-quote-meaning-13764 2026-04-15T19:16:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13764.png?q=The%20woman%20is%20the%20home.%20That's%20where%20she%20used%20to%20be%2C%20and%20that's%20where%20she%20still%20is.%20You%20might%20ask%20me%2C%20What%20if%20a%20man%20tries%20to%20be%20part%20of%20the%20home%20--%20will%20the%20woman%20let%20him%3F%20I%20answer%20yes.%20Because%20the%20he%20becomes%20one%20of%20the%20children.&a=Marguerite%20Duras&c=Humor The woman is the home. That's where she used to be, and that's where she still is. You might ask me,... — Marguerite Duras Marguerite Duras quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/nora-roberts-quote-meaning-13765 2026-04-15T19:16:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13765.png?q=Earrings%20are%20like%20orgasms.%20You%20can%20never%20have%20too%20many.&a=Nora%20Roberts&c=Humor Earrings are like orgasms. You can never have too many. — Nora Roberts Nora Roberts quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/coraline-exploration-meaning-13766 2026-04-15T19:16:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13766.png?q=On%20the%20first%20day%20Coraline's%20family%20moved%20in%2C%20Miss%20Spink%20and%20Miss%20Forcible%20made%20a%20point%20of%20telling%20Coraline%20how%20dangerous%20the%20well%20was%2C%20and%20they%20warned%20her%20to%20be%20sure%20she%20kept%20away%20from%20it.%20So%20Coraline%20set%20off%20to%20explore%20for%20it%2C%20so%20that%20she%20knew%20where%20it%20was%2C%20to%20keep%20away%20from%20it%20properly.&a=Neil%20Gaiman&c=Humor On the first day Coraline's family moved in, Miss Spink and Miss Forcible made a point of telling Co... — Neil Gaiman Neil Gaiman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-caine-quote-meaning-13767 2026-04-15T19:16:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13767.png?q=Don't%20run%20I%20never%20liked%20fast%20food&a=Rachel%20caine&c=Humor Don't run I never liked fast food — Rachel caine Rachel caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/morrissey-quote-meaning-rejection-13768 2026-04-15T19:16:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13768.png?q=Rejection%20is%20one%20thing%20-%20but%20rejection%20from%20a%20fool%20is%20cruel.&a=Morrissey&c=Humor Rejection is one thing - but rejection from a fool is cruel. — Morrissey Morrissey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-green-quote-meaning-13769 2026-04-15T19:16:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13769.png?q=I%20figured%20something%20out%2C%22%20he%20said%20aloud.%20%22The%20future%20is%20unpredictable.&a=John%20Green&c=Humor I figured something out," he said aloud. "The future is unpredictable. — John Green John Green quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/snape-know-it-all-quote-meaning-13770 2026-04-15T19:16:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13770.png?q=That%20is%20the%20second%20time%20you%20have%20spoken%20out%20of%20turn%2C%20Miss%20Granger%2C%E2%80%9D%20said%20Snape%20coolly.%20%E2%80%9CFive%20more%20points%20from%20Gryffindor%20for%20being%20an%20insufferable%20know-it-all.&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger,” said Snape coolly. “Five more po... — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/linda-howard-quote-meaning-13771 2026-04-15T19:16:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13771.png?q=I'm%20not%20holding%20you%20against%20your%20will%3B%20I'm%20holding%20you%20against%20your%20car.&a=Linda%20Howard&c=Humor I'm not holding you against your will; I'm holding you against your car. — Linda Howard Linda Howard quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lisa-kleypas-quote-meaning-alpha-male-13772 2026-04-15T19:16:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13772.png?q=One%20glance%20and%20I%20knew%20exactly%20who%20and%20what%20he%20was.%20The%20classic%20alpha%20male%2C%20the%20kind%20who%20had%20spurred%20evolution%20forward%20about%20five%20million%20years%20ago%20by%20nailing%20every%20female%20in%20sight.%20They%20charmed%2C%20seduced%2C%20and%20behaved%20like%20bastards%2C%20and%20yet%20women%20were%20biologically%20incapable%20of%20resisting%20their%20magic%20DNA.&a=Lisa%20Kleypas&c=Humor One glance and I knew exactly who and what he was. The classic alpha male, the kind who had spurred ... — Lisa Kleypas Lisa Kleypas quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gail-carriger-quote-meaning-13773 2026-04-15T19:16:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13773.png?q=She%20filed%20the%20image%20away%20as%20an%20excellent%20and%20insulting%20question%20to%20ask%20the%20earl%20at%20an%20utterly%20inappropriate%20future%20moment.&a=Gail%20Carriger&c=Humor She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappr... — Gail Carriger Gail Carriger quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-green-quote-meaning-13774 2026-04-15T19:16:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13774.png?q=You%20can%E2%80%99t%20know%2C%20sweetie%2C%20because%20you%E2%80%99ve%20never%20had%20a%20baby%20become%20a%20brilliant%20young%20reader%20with%20a%20side%20interest%20in%20horrible%20television%20shows%2C%20but%20the%20joy%20you%20bring%20us%20is%20so%20much%20greater%20than%20the%20sadness%20we%20feel%20about%20your%20illness.&a=John%20Green&c=Humor You can’t know, sweetie, because you’ve never had a baby become a brilliant young reader with a side... — John Green John Green quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13775 2026-04-15T19:16:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13775.png?q=Perhaps%20not%2C%22%20said%20Will%2C%20who%20had%20ears%20like%20a%20bat's.%20%22But%20I%20would%20make%20a%20radiant%20bride.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Perhaps not," said Will, who had ears like a bat's. "But I would make a radiant bride. — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ellen-degeneres-quote-meaning-13776 2026-04-15T19:16:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13776.png?q=One%20time%20I%20actually%20cleaned%20out%20my%20closet%20so%20good%20I%20ended%20up%20on%20the%20cover%20of%20Time%20magazine.&a=Ellen%20DeGeneres&c=Humor One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine. — Ellen DeGeneres Ellen DeGeneres quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ilona-andrews-quote-meaning-13777 2026-04-15T19:16:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13777.png?q=I%20ripped%20my%20left%20arm%20out%20of%20his%20hand%20and%20slammed%20my%20elbow%20into%20his%20solar%20plexus.%20He%20exhaled%20in%20a%20gasp.%20I%20lunged%20for%20the%20dagger%20and%20sat%20on%20top%20of%20him%2C%20my%20knees%20pinning%20his%20arms%2C%20my%20dagger%20on%20his%20throat.&a=Ilona%20Andrews&c=Humor I ripped my left arm out of his hand and slammed my elbow into his solar plexus. He exhaled in a gas... — Ilona Andrews Ilona Andrews quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/when-you-get-thing-leave-alone-13778 2026-04-15T19:16:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13778.png?q=When%20you%20get%20a%20thing%20the%20way%20you%20want%20it%2C%20leave%20it%20alone.&a=Winston%20Churchill&c=Humor When you get a thing the way you want it, leave it alone. — Winston Churchill Winston Churchill quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ilona-andrews-quote-meaning-13779 2026-04-15T19:16:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13779.png?q=I've%20never%20created%20a%20riot%20before.%20I%20did%20cause%20a%20brawl%20at%20the%20last%20formal.%20A%20large%20number%20of%20young%20women%20there%20actually%20arrived%20with%20the%20expectation%20of%20seducing%20me%20into%20matrimony%2C%20and%20a%20couple%20of%20their%20mothers%20came%20to%20blows.%20It%20was%20hilari%E2%80%94I%20mean%2C%20dreadful.%20Simply%20dreadful.&a=Ilona%20Andrews&c=Humor I've never created a riot before. I did cause a brawl at the last formal. A large number of young wo... — Ilona Andrews Ilona Andrews quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/nalini-singh-quote-meaning-13780 2026-04-15T19:16:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13780.png?q=Riley%20%3A%20%22Do%20you%20want%20to%20claw%20at%20me%2C%20kitty-cat%3F%20Come%20on.&a=Nalini%20Singh&c=Humor Riley : "Do you want to claw at me, kitty-cat? Come on. — Nalini Singh Nalini Singh quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-13781 2026-04-15T19:16:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13781.png?q=She%20frowned%20at%20me.%20%22You%20need%20some%20rest.%20You%20look%20like%20hell.%20And%20you're%20obviously%20tired%20enough%20to%20have%20gotten%20the%20giggles.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to hav... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bernard-baruch-quote-meaning-13782 2026-04-15T19:16:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13782.png?q=Vote%20for%20the%20man%20who%20promises%20least%3B%20he'll%20be%20the%20least%20disappointing.&a=Bernard%20Baruch&c=Humor Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. — Bernard Baruch Bernard Baruch quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/peter-cameron-quote-meaning-13783 2026-04-15T19:16:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13783.png?q=I%20felt%20this%20awful%20obligation%20to%20be%20charming%20or%20at%20least%20have%20something%20to%20say%2C%20and%20the%20pressure%20of%20having%20to%20be%20charming%20(or%20merely%20verbal)%20incapacitates%20me.&a=Peter%20Cameron&c=Humor I felt this awful obligation to be charming or at least have something to say, and the pressure of h... — Peter Cameron Peter Cameron quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tite-kubo-quote-meaning-13784 2026-04-15T19:16:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13784.png?q=People%20have%20hope%20because%20they%20cannot%20see%20Death%20standing%20behind%20them.&a=Tite%20Kubo&c=Humor People have hope because they cannot see Death standing behind them. — Tite Kubo Tite Kubo quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/vladimir-nabokov-quote-meaning-13785 2026-04-15T19:16:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13785.png?q=A%20certain%20man%20once%20lost%20a%20diamond%20cuff-link%20in%20the%20wide%20blue%20sea%2C%20and%20twenty%20years%20later%2C%20on%20the%20exact%20day%2C%20a%20Friday%20apparently%2C%20he%20was%20eating%20a%20large%20fish%20-%20but%20there%20was%20no%20diamond%20inside.%20That%E2%80%99s%20what%20I%20like%20about%20coincidence.&a=Vladimir%20Nabokov&c=Humor A certain man once lost a diamond cuff-link in the wide blue sea, and twenty years later, on the exa... — Vladimir Nabokov Vladimir Nabokov quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/douglas-adams-quote-meaning-13786 2026-04-15T19:16:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13786.png?q=And%20all%20dared%20to%20brave%20unknown%20terrors%2C%20to%20do%20mighty%20deeds%2C%20to%20boldly%20split%20infinitives%20that%20no%20man%20had%20split%20before--and%20thus%20was%20the%20Empire%20forged.&a=Douglas%20Adams&c=Humor And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man ... — Douglas Adams Douglas Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/listening-to-quiet-doubts-13787 2026-04-15T19:16:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13787.png?q=I've%20got%20to%20start%20listening%20to%20those%20quiet%2C%20nagging%20doubts.&a=Bill%20Watterson&c=Humor I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts. — Bill Watterson Bill Watterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tupac-shakur-quote-meaning-13788 2026-04-15T19:16:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13788.png?q=I%20don't%20understand%20how%20people%20can&a=Tupac%20Shakur&c=Humor I don't understand how people can — Tupac Shakur Tupac Shakur quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jerry-seinfeld-quote-meaning-13789 2026-04-15T19:16:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13789.png?q=Elaine%3A%20Ugh%2C%20I%20hate%20people.&a=Jerry%20Seinfeld&c=Humor Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. — Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/al-maarri-quote-meaning-13790 2026-04-15T19:16:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13790.png?q=The%20inhabitants%20of%20the%20earth%20are%20of%20two%20sorts%3A%20those%20with%20brains%2C%20but%20no%20religion%2C%20and%20those%20with%20religion%2C%20but%20no%20brains.&a=Al-Ma%CA%BFarri&c=Humor The inhabitants of the earth are of two sorts: those with brains, but no religion, and those with re... — Al-Maʿarri Al-Maʿarri quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/scott-westerfeld-quote-meaning-13791 2026-04-15T19:16:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13791.png?q=And%20a%20special%20thanks%20for%20not%20burning%20up%20the%20whole%20ship.%20Including%20yourself%2C%20you%20daft%20bum-rag.&a=Scott%20Westerfeld&c=Humor And a special thanks for not burning up the whole ship. Including yourself, you daft bum-rag. — Scott Westerfeld Scott Westerfeld quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gail-carriger-quote-meaning-13792 2026-04-15T19:16:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13792.png?q=Well%2C%20my%20love%2C%E2%80%9D%20said%20Alexia%20with%20prodigious%20daring%20to%20Lord%20Maccon%2C%20%E2%80%9Cshall%20we%3F%E2%80%9D%20The%20earl%20started%20to%20move%20forward%20and%20then%20stopped%20abruptly%20and%20looked%20down%20at%20her%2C%20not%20moving%20at%20all.%20%E2%80%9CAm%20I%3F&a=Gail%20Carriger&c=Humor Well, my love,” said Alexia with prodigious daring to Lord Maccon, “shall we?” The earl started to m... — Gail Carriger Gail Carriger quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/aaron-sorkin-quote-meaning-starting-13793 2026-04-15T19:16:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13793.png?q=I%20love%20writing%2C%20but%20hate%20starting.%20The%20page%20is%20awfully%20white%20and%20it%20says%2C%20'You%20may%20have%20fooled%20some%20of%20the%20people%20some%20of%20the%20time%20but%20those%20days%20are%20over%2C%20Giftless.%20I'm%20not%20your%20agent%20and%20I'm%20not%20your%20mommy%3A%20I'm%20a%20white%20piece%20of%20paper.%20You%20wanna%20dance%20with%20me%3F'%20and%20I%20really%2C%20really%20don't.%20I'll%20go%20peaceable-like.&a=Aaron%20Sorkin&c=Humor I love writing, but hate starting. The page is awfully white and it says, 'You may have fooled some ... — Aaron Sorkin Aaron Sorkin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tessa-exploded-quote-meaning-13794 2026-04-15T19:16:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13794.png?q=Tessa%20exploded%20%22I%20am%20not%20asking%20you%20to%20maul%20me%20in%20the%20Whispering%20Gallery!%20By%20the%20Angel%2C%20Will%2C%20would%20you%20stop%20being%20so%20polite%3F!&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Tessa exploded "I am not asking you to maul me in the Whispering Gallery! By the Angel, Will, would ... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13795 2026-04-15T19:16:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13795.png?q=Izzy%2C%20are%20you%E2%80%94%E2%80%9D%20he%20began.%20His%20eyes%20flew%20wide%2C%20and%20he%20backed%20up%20fast%20enough%20to%20smack%20his%20head%20into%20the%20wall%20behind%20him.%20%E2%80%9CWhat%20is%20he%20doing%20here%3F&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Izzy, are you—” he began. His eyes flew wide, and he backed up fast enough to smack his head into th... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/diana-wynne-jones-quote-meaning-13796 2026-04-15T19:16:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13796.png?q=What%20a%20strange%20family%20you%20are!%20Is%20your%20name%20Lettie%20too%3F&a=Diana%20Wynne%20Jones&c=Humor What a strange family you are! Is your name Lettie too? — Diana Wynne Jones Diana Wynne Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/james-dashner-quote-meaning-13797 2026-04-15T19:16:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13797.png?q=Rose%20took%20my%20nose%2C%20I%20suppose%2C%E2%80%9D%20he%20repeated%3B%20the%20bubble%20of%20phlegm%20in%20his%20throat%20made%20a%20disgusting%20crackle.%20%E2%80%9CAnd%20it%20really%20blows.&a=James%20Dashner&c=Humor Rose took my nose, I suppose,” he repeated; the bubble of phlegm in his throat made a disgusting cra... — James Dashner James Dashner quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/wrath-what-the-hell-are-you-supposed-to-ask-13798 2026-04-15T19:16:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13798.png?q=Wrath%3A%20What%20the%20hell%20are%20you%20supposed%20to%20ask%3F&a=J.R.%20Ward&c=Humor Wrath: What the hell are you supposed to ask? — J.R. Ward J.R. Ward quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-beaver-quote-meaning-13799 2026-04-15T19:16:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13799.png?q=While%20I%20was%20drying%20off%20Maddie%20after%20her%20bath%20tonight%2C%20she%20said%2C%20'I%20love%20you'%20to%20me%20for%20the%20first%20time.%20It%20sounded%20like%20'All%20lub%20boo%2C'%20but%20I%20didn't%20care.%20To%20reciprocate%2C%20I%20showed%20her%20what%20an%20ex-Marine%20looks%20like%20when%20he%20cries.&a=Jim%20Beaver&c=Humor While I was drying off Maddie after her bath tonight, she said, 'I love you' to me for the first tim... — Jim Beaver Jim Beaver quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/universe-ended-douglas-adams-quote-meaning-13800 2026-04-15T19:16:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13800.png?q=And%20so%20the%20Universe%20ended.&a=Douglas%20Adams&c=Humor And so the Universe ended. — Douglas Adams Douglas Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-twain-quote-meaning-13801 2026-04-15T19:16:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13801.png?q=I%20was%20sorry%20to%20have%20my%20name%20mentioned%20as%20one%20of%20the%20great%20authors%2C%20because%20they%20have%20a%20sad%20habit%20of%20dying%20off.%20Chaucer%20is%20dead%2C%20Spencer%20is%20dead%2C%20so%20is%20Milton%2C%20so%20is%20Shakespeare%2C%20and%20I%E2%80%99m%20not%20feeling%20so%20well%20myself.&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of ... — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jeff-kinney-quote-meaning-13802 2026-04-15T19:16:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13802.png?q=There%20was%20this%20book%20Dad%20used%20to%20read%20to%20me%20every%20night%20called%20%22The%20Giving%20Tree.%22%20It%20was%20a%20really%20good%20book%2C%20but%20the%20back%20of%20it%20had%20a%20picture%20of%20the%20author%2C%20this%20guy%20named%20Shel%20Silverstein.&a=Jeff%20Kinney&c=Humor There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called "The Giving Tree." It was a really goo... — Jeff Kinney Jeff Kinney quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/christopher-moore-quote-meaning-13803 2026-04-15T19:16:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13803.png?q=Oh%2C%20sweetie%2C%20I'm%20sorry%2C%20you%20can't%20have%20a%20baby%20brother%2C%20because%20that%20would%20mean%20that%20Daddy%20had%20sex%2C%20and%20that's%20never%20going%20to%20happen%20again.&a=Christopher%20Moore&c=Humor Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, a... — Christopher Moore Christopher Moore quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-caine-quote-meaning-13804 2026-04-15T19:16:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13804.png?q=Sure%2C%E2%80%9D%20she%20said%2C%20and%20hugged%20the%20laptop%20bag%20closer.%20%E2%80%9CWhat%20could%20go%20wrong%3F&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor Sure,” she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. “What could go wrong? — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jk-rowling-quote-meaning-13805 2026-04-15T19:16:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13805.png?q=I%20know%20how%20to%20use%20a%20fellytone%20now.&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor I know how to use a fellytone now. — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/michelle-hodkin-quote-meaning-13806 2026-04-15T19:16:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13806.png?q=I%20have%20never%20read%20The%20Joy%20of%20Crap.%20Sounds%20disgusting.%20I%20have%2C%20however%2C%20read%20The%20Joy%20of%20Sex.%20Not%20in%20a%20while%2C%20but%20I%20think%20it's%20one%20of%20those%20classics%20you%20can%20come%20back%20to%20again...%20and%20again.&a=Michelle%20Hodkin&c=Humor I have never read The Joy of Crap. Sounds disgusting. I have, however, read The Joy of Sex. Not in a... — Michelle Hodkin Michelle Hodkin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brandon-mull-quote-meaning-13807 2026-04-15T19:16:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13807.png?q=Excruciating%20agony%20makes%20me%20cranky.&a=Brandon%20Mull&c=Humor Excruciating agony makes me cranky. — Brandon Mull Brandon Mull quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-13808 2026-04-15T19:16:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13808.png?q=I%20past%20another%20telkhine%2C%20who%20was%20so%20startled%20he%20dropped%20his%20Lil'%20Demons%20lunch%20box.%20I%20left%20him%20alive%20-%20partly%20because%20he%20had%20a%20cool%20lunch%20box...&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor I past another telkhine, who was so startled he dropped his Lil' Demons lunch box. I left him alive ... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/noel-fielding-quote-meaning-13809 2026-04-15T19:16:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13809.png?q=Reality%20depresses%20me.%20I%20need%20to%20find%20fantasy%20worlds%20and%20escape%20in%20them.&a=Noel%20Fielding&c=Humor Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them. — Noel Fielding Noel Fielding quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/james-d-nicoll-quote-meaning-13810 2026-04-15T19:16:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13810.png?q=The%20problem%20with%20defending%20the%20purity%20of%20the%20English%20language%20is%20that%20English%20is%20about%20as%20pure%20as%20a%20cribhouse%20whore.%20We%20don't%20just%20borrow%20words%3B%20on%20occasion%2C%20English%20has%20pursued%20other%20languages%20down%20alleyways%20to%20beat%20them%20unconscious%20and%20rifle%20their%20pockets%20for%20new%20vocabulary.&a=James%20D.%20Nicoll&c=Humor The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a ... — James D. Nicoll James D. Nicoll quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/janet-evanovich-quote-meaning-13811 2026-04-15T19:16:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13811.png?q=Babe!&a=Janet%20Evanovich&c=Humor Babe! — Janet Evanovich Janet Evanovich quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/andy-weir-quote-meaning-13812 2026-04-15T19:16:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13812.png?q=Knock-knock-knock&a=Andy%20Weir&c=Humor Knock-knock-knock — Andy Weir Andy Weir quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jasper-fforde-quote-meaning-13813 2026-04-15T19:16:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13813.png?q=Dead.%20Never%20been%20that%20before.%20Not%20even%20once.&a=Jasper%20Fforde&c=Humor Dead. Never been that before. Not even once. — Jasper Fforde Jasper Fforde quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/adrian-distraction-quote-meaning-13814 2026-04-15T19:16:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13814.png?q=Adrian%20was%20easily%20distractible%20by%20wacky%20topics%20and%20shiny%20objects.&a=Richelle%20Mead&c=Humor Adrian was easily distractible by wacky topics and shiny objects. — Richelle Mead Richelle Mead quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/without-his-alchemy-meaning-13815 2026-04-15T19:16:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13815.png?q=Riza%3A%20Without%20his%20Alchemy%20he's%20just...&a=Hiromu%20Arakawa&c=Humor Riza: Without his Alchemy he's just... — Hiromu Arakawa Hiromu Arakawa quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/slumber-party-with-dracula-quote-meaning-13816 2026-04-15T19:16:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13816.png?q=Slumber%20party%20with%20Dracula%2C%20all%20things%20considerd%20why%20not%3F&a=Jeaniene%20Frost&c=Humor Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not? — Jeaniene Frost Jeaniene Frost quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/damien-has-died-and-gone-straight-to-gay-boy-heaven-13817 2026-04-15T19:16:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13817.png?q=Damien%20has%20died%20and%20gone%20straight%20to%20gay%20boy%20heaven%2C'%20Shaunee%20said...&a=P.C.%20Cast%20and%20Kristin%20Cast&c=Humor Damien has died and gone straight to gay boy heaven,' Shaunee said... — P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/luck-is-a-woman-quote-meaning-13818 2026-04-15T19:16:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13818.png?q=Luck%20is%20a%20woman.%20She's%20drawn%20to%20those%20that%20least%20deserve%20her.&a=Joe%20Abercrombie&c=Humor Luck is a woman. She's drawn to those that least deserve her. — Joe Abercrombie Joe Abercrombie quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/oscar-wilde-young-people-quote-meaning-13819 2026-04-15T19:16:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13819.png?q=Young%20people%2C%20nowadays%2C%20imagine%20that%20money%20is%20everything.&a=Oscar%20Wilde&c=Humor Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything. — Oscar Wilde Oscar Wilde quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/randy-pausch-quote-meaning-13820 2026-04-15T19:16:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13820.png?q=Want%20to%20have%20a%20short%20phone%20call%20with%20someone%3F%20Call%20them%20at%2011%3A55%20a.m.%2C%20right%20before%20lunch.%20They'll%20talk%20fast.%20You%20may%20think%20you%20are%20interesting%2C%20but%20you%20are%20not%20more%20interesting%20than%20lunch.&a=Randy%20Pausch&c=Humor Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll t... — Randy Pausch Randy Pausch quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/diana-wynne-jones-quote-meaning-13821 2026-04-15T19:16:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13821.png?q=You%20are%20a%20terror%2C%20aren't%20you%3F%20Leave%20this%20yard%20alone.%20I%20know%20just%20where%20everything%20is%20in%20it%2C%20and%20I%20won't%20be%20able%20to%20find%20the%20things%20I%20need%20for%20my%20transport%20spells%20if%20you%20tidy%20them%20up.'&a=Diana%20Wynne%20Jones&c=Humor You are a terror, aren't you? Leave this yard alone. I know just where everything is in it, and I wo... — Diana Wynne Jones Diana Wynne Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/david-foster-wallace-quote-meaning-13822 2026-04-15T19:16:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13822.png?q=The%20integrity%20of%20my%20sleep%20has%20been%20forever%20compromised%2C%20sir.&a=David%20Foster%20Wallace&c=Humor The integrity of my sleep has been forever compromised, sir. — David Foster Wallace David Foster Wallace quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-twain-quote-meaning-13823 2026-04-15T19:16:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13823.png?q=Man%20was%20made%20at%20the%20end%20of%20the%20week's%20work%20when%20God%20was%20tired.&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/you-werent-afraid-of-me-when-i-was-wolf-13824 2026-04-15T19:16:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13824.png?q=You%20weren't%20afraid%20of%20me%20when%20I%20was%20Wolf%2C%22%20he%20said.%20%22Why%20are%20you%20afraid%20of%20Nathan%3F&a=Anne%20Bishop&c=Humor You weren't afraid of me when I was Wolf," he said. "Why are you afraid of Nathan? — Anne Bishop Anne Bishop quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephen-colbert-quote-meaning-13825 2026-04-15T19:16:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13825.png?q=Women%20don't%20want%20all%20that.%20Women%20just%20want%20a%20partner%20who%20is%20considerate%20and%20attentive%2C%20who%20will%20spoon%20with%20them%20while%20reciting%20Keats%2C%20and%20feed%20them%20organic%20yogurt%20by%20candlelight%20on%20a%20seaside%20cliff%20at%20sunset.&a=Stephen%20Colbert&c=Humor Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoo... — Stephen Colbert Stephen Colbert quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/criss-jami-quote-meaning-13826 2026-04-15T19:16:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13826.png?q=The%20common%20man%20prays%2C%20'I%20want%20a%20cookie%20right%20now!'%20And%20God%20responds%2C%20'If%20you'd%20listen%20to%20what%20I%20say%2C%20tomorrow%20it%20will%20bring%20you%20100%20cookies.&a=Criss%20Jami&c=Humor The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say,... — Criss Jami Criss Jami quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/nicomo-cosca-quote-meaning-13827 2026-04-15T19:16:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13827.png?q=My%20name%20is%20Nicomo%20Cosca%2C%20famed%20solider%20of%20fortune%2C%20and%20I%20am%20here%20for%20dinner.&a=Joe%20Abercrombie&c=Humor My name is Nicomo Cosca, famed solider of fortune, and I am here for dinner. — Joe Abercrombie Joe Abercrombie quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bill-waterson-quote-meaning-13828 2026-04-15T19:16:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13828.png?q=Talking%20with%20you%20is%20sort%20of%20the%20conversational%20equivalent%20of%20an%20out%20of%20body%20experience.&a=Bill%20Waterson&c=Humor Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. — Bill Waterson Bill Waterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sarah-maclean-quote-meaning-13829 2026-04-15T19:16:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13829.png?q=Men%20are%20not%20nearly%20as%20evolved%20as%20women%20are%2C%20nor%20as%20intelligent%2C%20evidently&a=Sarah%20MacLean&c=Humor Men are not nearly as evolved as women are, nor as intelligent, evidently — Sarah MacLean Sarah MacLean quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/oliver-laughed-actually-laughed-quote-meaning-13830 2026-04-15T19:16:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13830.png?q=Oliver%20laughed%20-%20actually%20laughed.%22I%20like%20this%20new%20Claire%2C%22%20he%20said.&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said. — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-13831 2026-04-15T19:16:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13831.png?q=You%20teach%20combat%2C%20I%20guess.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor You teach combat, I guess. — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bill-watterson-quote-meaning-13832 2026-04-15T19:16:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13832.png?q=Yakka%20foob%20mog.%20Grug%20pubbawup%20zink%20wattoom%20gazork.%20Chumble%20spuzz.%20I%20love%20loopholes.&a=Bill%20Watterson&c=Humor Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes. — Bill Watterson Bill Watterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-flanagan-quote-meaning-13833 2026-04-15T19:16:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13833.png?q=I%20will%20remember%20this%20word%2C%22%20he%20said.%20%22Shenanigans.%20It%20is%20a%20good%20word.&a=John%20Flanagan&c=Humor I will remember this word," he said. "Shenanigans. It is a good word. — John Flanagan John Flanagan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/pseudonymous-bosch-quote-meaning-13834 2026-04-15T19:16:55.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13834.png?q=*Appendix%20usually%20means%20%22small%20outgrowth%20from%20large%20intestine%2C%22%20but%20in%20this%20case%20it%20means%20%22additional%20information%20accompanying%20main%20text.%22%20Or%20are%20those%20really%20the%20same%20things%3F%20Think%20carefully%20before%20you%20insult%20this%20book.&a=Pseudonymous%20Bosch&c=Humor *Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine," but in this case it means "additiona... — Pseudonymous Bosch Pseudonymous Bosch quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/christopher-pike-quote-meaning-13835 2026-04-15T19:16:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13835.png?q=Before%20I%20begin%2C%20may%20I%20ask%20how%20old%20you%20are%3F&a=Christopher%20Pike&c=Humor Before I begin, may I ask how old you are? — Christopher Pike Christopher Pike quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/helen-rowland-quote-meaning-13836 2026-04-15T19:16:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13836.png?q=When%20you%20see%20what%20some%20girls%20marry%2C%20you%20realize%20how%20they%20must%20hate%20to%20work%20for%20a%20living.&a=Helen%20Rowland&c=Humor When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. — Helen Rowland Helen Rowland quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/nora-ephron-quote-meaning-13837 2026-04-15T19:16:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13837.png?q=I%20have%20made%20a%20lot%20of%20mistakes%20falling%20in%20love%2C%20and%20regretted&a=Nora%20Ephron&c=Humor I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted — Nora Ephron Nora Ephron quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steve-martin-quote-meaning-13838 2026-04-15T19:16:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13838.png?q=It's%20so%20hard%20to%20believe%20in%20anything%20anymore.%20I%20mean%2C%20it's%20like%2C%20religion%2C%20you%20really%20can't%20take%20it%20seriously%2C%20because%20it%20seems%20so%20mythological%2C%20it%20seems%20so%20arbitrary...but%2C%20on%20the%20other%20hand%2C%20science%20is%20just%20pure%20empiricism%2C%20and%20by%20virtue%20of%20its%20method%2C%20it%20excludes%20metaphysics.%20I%20guess%20I%20wouldn't%20believe%20in%20anything%20anymore%20if%20it%20weren't%20for%20my%20lucky%20astrology%20mood%20watch.&a=Steve%20Martin&c=Humor It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it s... — Steve Martin Steve Martin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steve-martin-quote-meaning-13839 2026-04-15T19:16:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13839.png?q=I%20think%20I%20did%20pretty%20well%2C%20considering%20I%20started%20out%20with%20nothing%20but%20a%20bunch%20of%20blank%20paper.&a=Steve%20Martin&c=Humor I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper. — Steve Martin Steve Martin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/otis-quote-meaning-13840 2026-04-15T19:16:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13840.png?q=Otis%2C%22%20I%20said.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Otis," I said. — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/marissa-meyer-quote-meaning-13841 2026-04-15T19:16:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13841.png?q=Linh%20Cinder.%20Such%20a%20pleasure.%20My%20master%20has%20spoken%20so%20highly%20of%20you.&a=Marissa%20Meyer&c=Humor Linh Cinder. Such a pleasure. My master has spoken so highly of you. — Marissa Meyer Marissa Meyer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/harvard-lampoon-quote-meaning-13842 2026-04-15T19:16:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13842.png?q=So%2C%20Belle%2C%20what's%20new%20today%3F&a=Harvard%20Lampoon&c=Humor So, Belle, what's new today? — Harvard Lampoon Harvard Lampoon quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gina-barreca-quote-meaning-13843 2026-04-15T19:16:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13843.png?q=If%20anger%20were%20mileage%2C%20I'd%20be%20a%20very%20frequent%20flyer%2C%20right%20up%20there%20in%20First%20Class.&a=Gina%20Barreca&c=Humor If anger were mileage, I'd be a very frequent flyer, right up there in First Class. — Gina Barreca Gina Barreca quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/maggie-stiefvater-quote-meaning-13844 2026-04-15T19:16:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13844.png?q=I%20always%20listen%20to%20you.%20Except%20when%20I%20don't.&a=Maggie%20Stiefvater&c=Humor I always listen to you. Except when I don't. — Maggie Stiefvater Maggie Stiefvater quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kurt-vonnegut-jr-quote-meaning-13845 2026-04-15T19:16:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13845.png?q=Every%20passing%20hour%20brings%20the%20Solar%20System%20forty%20three%20thousand%20miles%20closer%20to%20Globular%20Cluster%20M13%20in%20Hercules%20%E2%80%94%20and%20still%20there%20are%20some%20misfits%20who%20insist%20that%20there%20is%20no%20such%20thing%20as%20progress.&a=Kurt%20Vonnegut%20Jr.&c=Humor Every passing hour brings the Solar System forty three thousand miles closer to Globular Cluster M13... — Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/douglas-adams-quote-meaning-13846 2026-04-15T19:16:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13846.png?q=Why%3F'%20is%20always%20the%20most%20difficult%20question%20to%20answer.%20You%20know%20where%20you%20are%20when%20someone%20asks%20you%20'What's%20the%20time%3F'%20or%20'When%20was%20the%20battle%20of%201066%3F'%20or%20'How%20do%20these%20seatbelts%20work%20that%20go%20tight%20when%20you%20slam%20the%20brakes%20on%2C%20Daddy%3F'%20The%20answers%20are%20easy%20and%20are%2C%20respectively%2C%20'Seven-thirty%20in%20the%20evening%2C'%20'Ten-fifteen%20in%20the%20morning%2C'%20and%20'Don't%20ask%20stupid%20questions.&a=Douglas%20Adams&c=Humor Why?' is always the most difficult question to answer. You know where you are when someone asks you ... — Douglas Adams Douglas Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/michelle-dalton-quote-meaning-13847 2026-04-15T19:16:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13847.png?q=A%20perfect%20person%20is%20easy%20to%20love.%20But%20when%20somebody%20likes%20all%20your%20imperfections%2C%20well%2C%20that's%20when%20you%20know%20they%20really%20mean%20it.&a=Michelle%20Dalton&c=Humor A perfect person is easy to love. But when somebody likes all your imperfections, well, that's when ... — Michelle Dalton Michelle Dalton quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jerry-seinfeld-quote-meaning-13848 2026-04-15T19:17:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13848.png?q=It's%20amazing%20that%20the%20amount%20of%20news%20that%20happens%20in%20the%20world%20every%20day%20always%20just%20exactly%20fits%20the%20newspaper.&a=Jerry%20Seinfeld&c=Humor It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits th... — Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/eoin-colfer-quote-meaning-13849 2026-04-15T19:17:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13849.png?q=Excuse%20me%2C%20Captain.%20Are%20you%20two%20going%20to%20weep%20salty%20tears%20of%20admiration%20over%20a%20helmet%20all%20night%2C%20or%20do%20we%20have%20matters%20to%20discuss%3F&a=Eoin%20Colfer&c=Humor Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or ... — Eoin Colfer Eoin Colfer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-carlin-quote-meaning-13850 2026-04-15T19:17:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13850.png?q=I%20don't%20believe%20there's%20any%20problem%20in%20this%20country%2C%20no%20matter%20how%20tough%20it%20is%2C%20that%20Americans%2C%20when%20they%20roll%20up%20their%20sleeves%2C%20can't%20completely%20ignore.&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when... — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/janet-evanovich-quote-meaning-13851 2026-04-15T19:17:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13851.png?q=I%20don't%20have%20a%20lot%20of%20domestic%20instincts%2C%22%20Ranger%20said%20to%20me%2C%20his%20attention%20fixing%20on%20the%20unidentifiable%20glob%20in%20my%20hair%2C%20%22but%20I%20have%20a%20real%20strong%20urge%20to%20take%20you%20home%20and%20hose%20you%20down.&a=Janet%20Evanovich&c=Humor I don't have a lot of domestic instincts," Ranger said to me, his attention fixing on the unidentifi... — Janet Evanovich Janet Evanovich quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/james-dashner-quote-meaning-13852 2026-04-15T19:17:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13852.png?q=Shuck%20it%2C%E2%80%9D%20Minho%20responded.%20%E2%80%9CI%E2%80%99m%20tougher%20than%20nails.%20I%20could%20still%20kick%20your%20pony-lovin%E2%80%99%20butt%20with%20twice%20this%20pain.&a=James%20Dashner&c=Humor Shuck it,” Minho responded. “I’m tougher than nails. I could still kick your pony-lovin’ butt with t... — James Dashner James Dashner quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tom-snyder-quote-meaning-13853 2026-04-15T19:17:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13853.png?q=If%20we're%20not%20supposed%20to%20eat%20animals%2C%20how%20come%20they're%20made%20out%20of%20meat%3F&a=Tom%20Snyder&c=Humor If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat? — Tom Snyder Tom Snyder quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/becca-fitzpatrick-quote-meaning-13854 2026-04-15T19:17:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13854.png?q=What%20does%20%E2%80%98hmm%E2%80%99%20have%20to%20do%20with%20anything%3F%20Could%20you%20ever%20use%20more%20than%20five%20words%3F%20All%20this%20grunting%20and%20minced%20words%20make%20you%20come%20across%E2%80%94primal.&a=Becca%20Fitzpatrick&c=Humor What does ‘hmm’ have to do with anything? Could you ever use more than five words? All this grunting... — Becca Fitzpatrick Becca Fitzpatrick quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/e-lockhart-quote-meaning-13855 2026-04-15T19:17:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13855.png?q=I%20can't%20forget%20things%2C%20or%20ignore%20them-bad%20things%20that%20happen%2C%22%20I%20said.%20%22I'm%20a%20lay-it-all-out%20person%2C%20a%20dwell-on-it%20person%2C%20an%20obsess-about-it%20person.%20If%20I%20hold%20things%20in%20and%20try%20to%20forget%20or%20pretend%2C%20I%20become%20a%20madman%20and%20have%20panic%20attacks.%20I%20have%20to%20talk.&a=E.%20Lockhart&c=Humor I can't forget things, or ignore them-bad things that happen," I said. "I'm a lay-it-all-out person,... — E. Lockhart E. Lockhart quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephen-colbert-quote-meaning-13856 2026-04-15T19:17:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13856.png?q=America%20used%20to%20live%20by%20the%20motto%20%22Father%20Knows%20Best.%22%20Now%20we're%20lucky%20if%20%22Father%20Knows%20He%20Has%20Children.%22%20We've%20become%20a%20nation%20of%20sperm%20donors%20and%20baby%20daddies.&a=Stephen%20Colbert&c=Humor America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Child... — Stephen Colbert Stephen Colbert quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-stuart-mill-quote-meaning-13857 2026-04-15T19:17:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13857.png?q=Stupidity%20is%20much%20the%20same%20all%20the%20world%20over.%20A%20stupid%20person's%20notions%20and%20feelings%20may%20confidently%20be%20inferred%20from%20those%20which%20prevail%20in%20the%20circle%20by%20which%20the%20person%20is%20surrounded.%20Not%20so%20with%20those%20whose%20opinions%20and%20feelings%20are%20an%20emanation%20from%20their%20own%20nature%20and%20faculties.&a=John%20Stuart%20Mill&c=Humor Stupidity is much the same all the world over. A stupid person's notions and feelings may confidentl... — John Stuart Mill John Stuart Mill quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/his-sentences-didnt-have-verbs-13858 2026-04-15T19:17:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13858.png?q=His%20sentences%20didn't%20seem%20to%20have%20any%20verbs%2C%20which%20was%20par%20for%20a%20politician.%20All%20nouns%2C%20no%20action.&a=Jennifer%20Crusie&c=Humor His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action. — Jennifer Crusie Jennifer Crusie quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-twain-quote-meaning-13859 2026-04-15T19:17:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13859.png?q=If%20we%20would%20learn%20what%20the%20human%20race%20really%20is%20at%20bottom%2C%20we%20need%20only%20observe%20it%20in%20election%20times.&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times... — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/meg-cabot-quote-meaning-13860 2026-04-15T19:17:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13860.png?q=You%20know%20your%20Lamborghini%20is%20on%20fire%2C%20right%3F&a=Meg%20Cabot&c=Humor You know your Lamborghini is on fire, right? — Meg Cabot Meg Cabot quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-13861 2026-04-15T19:17:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13861.png?q=Just%20sit%20tight.%20Reinforcements%20should%20be%20here%20soon.%20Hopefully%20nothing%20happens%20before-&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Just sit tight. Reinforcements should be here soon. Hopefully nothing happens before- — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jun-mochizuki-quote-meaning-13862 2026-04-15T19:17:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13862.png?q=Now%20now%2C%20Emily%2C%20it%20isn't%20nice%20to%20tell%20the%20truth.&a=Jun%20Mochizuki&c=Humor Now now, Emily, it isn't nice to tell the truth. — Jun Mochizuki Jun Mochizuki quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/criss-jami-quote-meaning-13863 2026-04-15T19:17:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13863.png?q=You%20are%20evidence%20of%20your%20mother's%20strength%2C%20especially%20if%20you%20are%20a%20rebellious%20knucklehead%20and%20regardless%20she%20has%20always%20maintained%20her%20sanity.&a=Criss%20Jami&c=Humor You are evidence of your mother's strength, especially if you are a rebellious knucklehead and regar... — Criss Jami Criss Jami quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/joshua-ministry-quote-meaning-13864 2026-04-15T19:17:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13864.png?q=Joshua's%20ministry%20was%20three%20years%20of%20preaching%2C%20sometimes%20three%20times%20a%20day%2C%20and%20although%20there%20were%20some%20high%20and%20low%20points%2C%20I%20could%20never%20remember%20the%20sermons%20word%20for%20word%2C%20but%20here's%20the%20gist%20of%20almost%20every%20sermon%20I%20ever%20heard%20Joshua%20give.&a=Christopher%20Moore&c=Humor Joshua's ministry was three years of preaching, sometimes three times a day, and although there were... — Christopher Moore Christopher Moore quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/james-patterson-quote-meaning-13865 2026-04-15T19:17:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13865.png?q=Who%2C%20last%20time%20I'd%20checked%2C%20was%20still%20on%20our%20official%20archenemy%20list.%20(Yes%2C%20we%20have%20to%20keep%20a%20list.%20It's%20kind%20of%20sad.)&a=James%20Patterson&c=Humor Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. ... — James Patterson James Patterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stevie-rae-zoey-isnt-dead-quote-meaning-13866 2026-04-15T19:17:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13866.png?q=Here's%20a%20newsflash%20from%20the%20only%20High%20Preistess%20you%20have%20left%20at%20this%20dang%20school%3A%20Zoey%20isn't%20dead.%20And%20believe%20me%2C%20I%20know%20dead.%20I've%20been%20there%2C%20done%20that%2C%20and%20got%20the%20frickin'%20T-shirt.%22%20-%20Stevie%20Rae&a=P.C.%20Cast&c=Humor Here's a newsflash from the only High Preistess you have left at this dang school: Zoey isn't dead. ... — P.C. Cast P.C. Cast quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/aa-milne-quote-meaning-13867 2026-04-15T19:17:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13867.png?q=When%20I%20was%20One%2C&a=A.A.%20Milne&c=Humor When I was One, — A.A. Milne A.A. Milne quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-13868 2026-04-15T19:17:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13868.png?q=She%20led%20the%20way.%20Eyeless%20sockets%20of%20the%20dead%20seemed%20to%20stare%20at%20them%20as%20they%20passed.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor She led the way. Eyeless sockets of the dead seemed to stare at them as they passed. — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dragon-queen-obsession-quote-meaning-13869 2026-04-15T19:17:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13869.png?q=There%20was%20a%20dragon%20who%20had%20a%20long-standing%20obsession%20with%20a%20queen's%20breasts%2C%22%20she%20said%2C%20growing%20breathless.%20%22The%20dragon%20knew%20the%20penalty%20to%20touch%20her%20would%20mean%20death%2C%20yet%20he%20revealed%20his%20secret%20desire%20to%20the%20king's%20chief%20doctor.%20This%20man%20promised%20he%20could%20arrange%20for%20the%20dragon%20to%20satisfy%20his%20desire%2C%20but%20it%20would%20cost%20him%20one%20thousand%20gold%20coins.%22%20She%20spread%20her%20soapy%20hands%20over%20his%20nipples%2C%20then%20down%20his%20arms.%20%22Though%20he%20didn't%20have%20the%20money%2C%20the%20dragon%20readily%20agreed%20to%20the%20scheme.&a=Gena%20Showalter&c=Humor There was a dragon who had a long-standing obsession with a queen's breasts," she said, growing brea... — Gena Showalter Gena Showalter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/moliere-quote-meaning-wrong-right-13870 2026-04-15T19:17:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13870.png?q=It%20infuriates%20me%20to%20be%20wrong%20when%20I%20know%20I'm%20right.&a=Moli%C3%A8re&c=Humor It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right. — Molière Molière quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/h-jackson-brown-jr-quote-meaning-13871 2026-04-15T19:17:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13871.png?q=I've%20learned%20that%20you%20know%20your%20husband%20still%20loves%20you%20when%20there%20are%20two%20brownies%20left%20and%20he%20takes%20the%20smaller%20one.&a=H.%20Jackson%20Brown%20Jr.&c=Humor I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he take... — H. Jackson Brown Jr. H. Jackson Brown Jr. quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/reduced-shakespeare-quote-meaning-13872 2026-04-15T19:17:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13872.png?q=What's%20in%20a%20name%2C%20anyway%3F%20That%20which%20we%20call%20a%20nose%20by%20any%20other%20name%20would%20still%20smell.&a=The%20Reduced%20Shakespeare%20Company&c=Humor What's in a name, anyway? That which we call a nose by any other name would still smell. — The Reduced Shakespeare Company The Reduced Shakespeare Company quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/anastasia-steele-quote-meaning-13873 2026-04-15T19:17:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13873.png?q=From%3A%20Anastasia%20Steele&a=E.L.%20James&c=Humor From: Anastasia Steele — E.L. James E.L. James quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rule-number-two-dont-listen-to-me-13874 2026-04-15T19:17:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13874.png?q=Rule%20number%202%20-%20don't%20listen%20to%20me!%22%20Arriane%20laughed%2C%20%22I'm%20certifiably%20insane!&a=Lauren%20Kate&c=Humor Rule number 2 - don't listen to me!" Arriane laughed, "I'm certifiably insane! — Lauren Kate Lauren Kate quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/francois-truffaut-quote-meaning-13875 2026-04-15T19:17:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13875.png?q=Film%20lovers%20are%20sick%20people.&a=Fran%C3%A7ois%20Truffaut&c=Humor Film lovers are sick people. — François Truffaut François Truffaut quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-13876 2026-04-15T19:17:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13876.png?q=Hell's%20holy%20stars%20and%20freaking%20stones%20shit%20bells.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells. — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/wodehouse-quote-meaning-dull-speech-13877 2026-04-15T19:17:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13877.png?q=It%20was%20one%20of%20the%20dullest%20speeches%20I%20ever%20heard.%20The%20Agee%20woman%20told%20us%20for%20three%20quarters%20of%20an%20hour%20how%20she%20came%20to%20write%20her%20beastly%20book%2C%20when%20a%20simple%20apology%20was%20all%20that%20was%20required.&a=P.G.%20Wodehouse&c=Humor It was one of the dullest speeches I ever heard. The Agee woman told us for three quarters of an hou... — P.G. Wodehouse P.G. Wodehouse quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dan-howell-quote-meaning-13878 2026-04-15T19:17:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13878.png?q=I'm%20about%20as%20intimidating%20as%20a%20butterfly.&a=Dan%20Howell&c=Humor I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly. — Dan Howell Dan Howell quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/audrey-hepburn-quote-meaning-13879 2026-04-15T19:17:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13879.png?q=I%20hate%20girls%20that%20giggle%20all%20the%20time...&a=Audrey%20Hepburn&c=Humor I hate girls that giggle all the time... — Audrey Hepburn Audrey Hepburn quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/joss-stirling-quote-meaning-13880 2026-04-15T19:17:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13880.png?q=Victor%20patted%20my%20hand.%20'I%20like%20you%2C%20Sky.%20You're%20a%20fighter.'&a=Joss%20Stirling&c=Humor Victor patted my hand. 'I like you, Sky. You're a fighter.' — Joss Stirling Joss Stirling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/phyllis-diller-quote-meaning-13881 2026-04-15T19:17:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13881.png?q=Housework%20won't%20kill%20you%2C%20but%20then%20again%2C%20why%20take%20the%20chance%3F&a=Phyllis%20Diller&c=Humor Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller Phyllis Diller quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/simon-r-green-quote-meaning-13882 2026-04-15T19:17:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13882.png?q=There%20are%20any%20number%20of%20magical%20creatures%2C%20mostly%20female%2C%20whose%20singing%20can%20bring%20about%20horror%20and%20death.%20Sirens%2C%20undines%2C%20banshees%2C%20Bananarama%20tribute%20bands...&a=Simon%20R.%20Green&c=Humor There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and d... — Simon R. Green Simon R. Green quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/carrie-fisher-quote-meaning-13883 2026-04-15T19:17:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13883.png?q=Instant%20gratification%20takes%20too%20long.&a=Carrie%20Fisher&c=Humor Instant gratification takes too long. — Carrie Fisher Carrie Fisher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cynthia-hand-quote-meaning-13884 2026-04-15T19:17:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13884.png?q=You%20are%20going%20to%20love%20the%20sports%20here.%20Snow%20skiing%20and%20water-skiing%20and%20rock%20climbing%20and%20all%20kinds%20of%20extreme%20sports.%20I%20give%20you%20full%20permission%20to%20hurl%20yourself%20off%20stuff.&a=Cynthia%20Hand&c=Humor You are going to love the sports here. Snow skiing and water-skiing and rock climbing and all kinds ... — Cynthia Hand Cynthia Hand quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kylie-scott-quote-meaning-13885 2026-04-15T19:17:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13885.png?q=Stick%20your%20dick%20in%E2%80%99%3F%E2%80%9D%20I%20asked%2C%20my%20brows%20probably%20touching.%20%E2%80%9CDid%20you%20actually%20just%20say%20that%3F&a=Kylie%20Scott&c=Humor Stick your dick in’?” I asked, my brows probably touching. “Did you actually just say that? — Kylie Scott Kylie Scott quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/falling-in-love-painful-knees-quote-meaning-13886 2026-04-15T19:17:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13886.png?q=Falling%20in%20love%20is%20painful%20on%20the%20knees.&a=Bon%20Jovi&c=Humor Falling in love is painful on the knees. — Bon Jovi Bon Jovi quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/who-knows-himself-a-braggart-quote-meaning-13887 2026-04-15T19:17:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13887.png?q=Who%20knows%20himself%20a%20braggart%2C%20let%20him%20fear%20this%2C%20for%20it%20will%20come%20to%20pass%20that%20every%20braggart%20shall%20be%20found%20an%20ass.&a=William%20Shakespeare&c=Humor Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall ... — William Shakespeare William Shakespeare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ben-aaronovitch-quote-meaning-13888 2026-04-15T19:17:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13888.png?q=Carved%20above%20the%20lintel%20were%20the%20words%20SCIENTIA%20POTESTAS%20EST.%20Science%20points%20east%2C%20I%20wondered%3F%20Science%20is%20portentous%2C%20yes%3F%20Science%20protests%20too%20much.%20Scientific%20potatoes%20rule.%20Had%20I%20stumbled%20on%20the%20lair%20of%20dangerous%20plant%20geneticists%3F&a=Ben%20Aaronovitch&c=Humor Carved above the lintel were the words SCIENTIA POTESTAS EST. Science points east, I wondered? Scien... — Ben Aaronovitch Ben Aaronovitch quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/not-going-to-walk-me-to-the-door-13889 2026-04-15T19:17:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13889.png?q=Not%20going%20to%20walk%20me%20to%20the%20door%3F%22%20I%20asked%2C%20pretending%20to%20be%20shocked%20at%20his%20lack%20of%20gallantry.&a=Jennifer%20Lynn%20Barnes&c=Humor Not going to walk me to the door?" I asked, pretending to be shocked at his lack of gallantry. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Jennifer Lynn Barnes quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jennifer-l-armentrout-quote-meaning-13890 2026-04-15T19:17:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13890.png?q=You%20know%2C%20my%20sister%20and%20I%20can%E2%80%99t%20understand%20what%20Dawson%20sees%20in%20you.%20You%E2%80%99re%20just%20a%20silly%20little%20human.%E2%80%9D%20His%20arm%20shot%20out%20so%20fast%20it%20was%20a%20blur%2C%20picked%20up%20a%20strand%20of%20her%20hair.%20%E2%80%9CAnd%20you%E2%80%99re%20really%20not%20even%20that%20pretty.&a=Jennifer%20L.%20Armentrout&c=Humor You know, my sister and I can’t understand what Dawson sees in you. You’re just a silly little human... — Jennifer L. Armentrout Jennifer L. Armentrout quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kelly-creagh-quote-meaning-13891 2026-04-15T19:17:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13891.png?q=Please%20welcome%20Professor%20Varen%20Nethers%2C%20famous%20depressed%20dead%20poets%20historian%20and%20author%20of%20the%20bestselling%20books&a=Kelly%20Creagh&c=Humor Please welcome Professor Varen Nethers, famous depressed dead poets historian and author of the best... — Kelly Creagh Kelly Creagh quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/norman-mailer-quote-meaning-13892 2026-04-15T19:17:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13892.png?q=Writer%E2%80%99s%20block%20is%20only%20a%20failure%20of%20the%20ego.&a=Norman%20Mailer&c=Humor Writer’s block is only a failure of the ego. — Norman Mailer Norman Mailer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ashly-lorenzana-quote-meaning-13893 2026-04-15T19:17:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13893.png?q=The%20more%20fucked%20up%20you%20are%2C%20the%20more%20I%20like%20you.%20As%20long%20as%20you've%20managed%20to%20hold%20onto%20your%20identity%20through%20all%20the%20shit%2C%20then%20it%20won't%20matter%20how%20twisted%20you%20are.%20I%20will%20love%20you%20more%20for%20it.&a=Ashly%20Lorenzana&c=Humor The more fucked up you are, the more I like you. As long as you've managed to hold onto your identit... — Ashly Lorenzana Ashly Lorenzana quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tite-kubo-quote-meaning-13894 2026-04-15T19:17:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13894.png?q=Ichigo%3A%20You%20got%20that%3F%20Huh%3F!%20I'm%20the%20rescuer%2C%20so%20you%20just%20SHUT%20UP!!&a=Tite%20Kubo&c=Humor Ichigo: You got that? Huh?! I'm the rescuer, so you just SHUT UP!! — Tite Kubo Tite Kubo quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bill-cosby-quote-meaning-13895 2026-04-15T19:17:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13895.png?q=No%20matter%20how%20calmly%20you%20try%20to%20referee%2C%20parenting%20will%20eventually%20produce%20bizarre%20behavior%2C%20and%20I'm%20not%20talking%20about%20the%20kids.%20Their%20behavior%20is%20always%20normal.&a=Bill%20Cosby&c=Humor No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm... — Bill Cosby Bill Cosby quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steven-wright-quote-meaning-13896 2026-04-15T19:17:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13896.png?q=I%20stayed%20up%20all%20night%20playing%20poker%20with%20tarot%20cards.%20I%20got%20a%20full%20house%20and%20four%20people%20died.&a=Steven%20Wright&c=Humor I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright Steven Wright quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sherrilyn-kenyon-quote-meaning-13897 2026-04-15T19:17:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13897.png?q=Hey%2C%20yummy%20leather%20guy%3F%20Can%20you%20hear%20me%3F%20(Amanda)&a=Sherrilyn%20Kenyon&c=Humor Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Sherrilyn Kenyon quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/aeschylus-quote-meaning-envious-friends-13898 2026-04-15T19:17:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13898.png?q=It%20is%20in%20the%20character%20of%20very%20few%20men%20to%20honor%20without%20envy%20a%20friend%20who%20has%20prospered.&a=Aeschylus&c=Humor It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. — Aeschylus Aeschylus quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-13899 2026-04-15T19:17:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13899.png?q=You%20can%20have%20everything%20in%20the%20world%2C%20but%20if%20you%20don't%20have%20love%2C%20none%20of%20it%20means%20crap%2C%22%20he%20said%20promptly.%20%22Love%20is%20patient.%20Love%20is%20kind.%20Love%20always%20forgives%2C%20trusts%2C%20supports%2C%20and%20endures.%20Love%20never%20fails.%20When%20every%20star%20in%20the%20heavens%20grows%20cold%2C%20and%20when%20silence%20lies%20once%20more%20on%20the%20face%20of%20the%20deep%2C%20three%20things%20will%20endure%3A%20faith%2C%20hope%2C%20and%20love.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor You can have everything in the world, but if you don't have love, none of it means crap," he said pr... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-13900 2026-04-15T19:17:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13900.png?q=How%20long%20have%20you%20been%20a%20Wiccan%3F'&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor How long have you been a Wiccan?' — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/douglas-adams-quote-meaning-13901 2026-04-15T19:17:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13901.png?q=Having%20solved%20all%20the%20major%20mathematical%2C%20physical%2C%20chemical%2C%20biological%2C%20sociological%2C%20philosophical%2C%20etymological%2C%20meteorological%20and%20psychological%20problems%20of%20the%20Universe%20except%20for%20his%20own%2C%20three%20times%20over%2C%20%5BMarvin%5D%20was%20severely%20stuck%20for%20something%20to%20do%2C%20and%20had%20taken%20up%20composing%20short%20dolorous%20ditties%20of%20no%20tone%2C%20or%20indeed%20tune.%20The%20latest%20one%20was%20a%20lullaby.&a=Douglas%20Adams&c=Humor Having solved all the major mathematical, physical, chemical, biological, sociological, philosophica... — Douglas Adams Douglas Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/understanding-robert-harris-quote-13902 2026-04-15T19:17:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13902.png?q=To%20say%20she%20was%20my%20girlfriend%20was%20absurd%3A%20no%20one%20the%20wrong%20side%20of%20thirty%20has%20a%20girlfriend%E2%80%A6%20I%20suppose%20I%20ought%20to%20have%20realize%20it%E2%80%99s%20ominous%20that%20forty%20thousand%20years%20of%20human%20language%20had%20failed%20to%20produce%20a%20word%20for%20our%20relationship.&a=Robert%20%20%20Harris&c=Humor To say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriend… I suppose... — Robert Harris Robert Harris quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/marissa-meyer-quote-meaning-13903 2026-04-15T19:17:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13903.png?q=Are%20you%20here%20for%20a%20reason%2C%20Cheshire%3F&a=Marissa%20Meyer&c=Humor Are you here for a reason, Cheshire? — Marissa Meyer Marissa Meyer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-13904 2026-04-15T19:17:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13904.png?q=It%20came%20charging%20toward%20me%2C%20several%20hundred%20pounds%20of%20angry-looking%20monster%2C%20and%20I%20did%20the%20only%20thing%20any%20reasonable%20wizard%20could%20have%20done.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thin... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/eoin-colfer-quote-meaning-13905 2026-04-15T19:17:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13905.png?q=You%20know%2C%20Miss%20Holly%2C%20you%20look%20very%20dramatic%20like%20that%2C%20backlit%20by%20the%20fire.%20Very%20attractive%2C%20if%20I%20may%20say%20so.%20I%20know%20you%20shared%20a%20moment%20passionne%20with%20Artemis%20which%20he%20subsequently%20fouled%20up%20with%20his%20typical%20boorish%20behavior.%20Let%20me%20just%20throw%20something%20out%20there%20for%20you%20to%20consider%20while%20we're%20chasing%20the%20probe%3A%20I%20share%20Artemis's%20passion%20but%20not%20his%20boorishness.%20No%20pressure%3B%20just%20think%20about%20it.&a=Eoin%20Colfer&c=Humor You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I m... — Eoin Colfer Eoin Colfer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/meg-cabot-quote-meaning-13906 2026-04-15T19:17:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13906.png?q=And%20in%20what%20fairy%20tale%20would%20John%20ever%20be%20any%20sane%20person's%20idea%20of%20Prince%20Charming%20anyway%3F%20He%20was%20the%20opposite%20of%20charming.%20More%20like%20Prince%20Terrifying.&a=Meg%20Cabot&c=Humor And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person's idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was t... — Meg Cabot Meg Cabot quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/marissa-meyer-quote-meaning-13907 2026-04-15T19:17:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13907.png?q=When%20they%20reached%20a%20maintenance%20closet%2C%20Iko%20ushered%20the%20escort-droid%20inside.&a=Marissa%20Meyer&c=Humor When they reached a maintenance closet, Iko ushered the escort-droid inside. — Marissa Meyer Marissa Meyer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/julie-kagawa-quote-meaning-13908 2026-04-15T19:17:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13908.png?q=Oh%2C%20goodie%2C%22%20Puck%20said%20as%20I%20stepped%20forward.%20%22I'm%20going%20to%20have%20a%20rash%20in%20the%20most%20uncomfortable%20places.&a=Julie%20Kagawa&c=Humor Oh, goodie," Puck said as I stepped forward. "I'm going to have a rash in the most uncomfortable pla... — Julie Kagawa Julie Kagawa quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kristen-ashley-quote-meaning-13909 2026-04-15T19:17:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13909.png?q=I%20looked%20to%20the%20ceiling%20and%20told%20God%2C%20%E2%80%9CGod%2C%20next%20time%20I%20want%20an%20adventure%2C%20strike%20me%20with%20lightning.%20You%20have%20my%20permission.&a=Kristen%20Ashley&c=Humor I looked to the ceiling and told God, “God, next time I want an adventure, strike me with lightning.... — Kristen Ashley Kristen Ashley quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/goliath-bird-eating-spider-quote-meaning-13910 2026-04-15T19:17:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13910.png?q=I%20know%20the%20Goliath%20Fucking%20Bird-Eating%20Spider%20can't%20fly%20because%20if%20it%20could%2C%20it%20would%20have%20a%20different%20name%20entirely.%20We%20would%20call%20it%20%22sir%22%20because%20it%20would%20be%20the%20dominant%20species%20on%20the%20planet.%20None%20of%20us%20would%20leave%20the%20house%20unless%20a%20Goliath%20Fucking%20Bird-Eating%20Spider%20said%20it%20was%20okay&a=David%20Wong&c=Humor I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a differe... — David Wong David Wong quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ernest-cline-quote-meaning-13911 2026-04-15T19:17:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13911.png?q=I%20was%20watching%20a%20collection%20of%20vintage%20'80s%20cereal%20commercials%20when%20I%20paused%20to%20wonder%20why%20cereal%20manufacturers%20no%20longer%20included%20toy%20prizes%20inside%20every%20box.%20It%20was%20a%20tragedy%2C%20in%20my%20opinion.%20Another%20sign%20that%20civilization%20was%20going%20straight%20down%20the%20tubes.&a=Ernest%20Cline&c=Humor I was watching a collection of vintage '80s cereal commercials when I paused to wonder why cereal ma... — Ernest Cline Ernest Cline quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-twain-quote-meaning-13912 2026-04-15T19:17:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13912.png?q=We%20should%20be%20careful%20to%20get%20out%20of%20an%20experience%20only%20the%20wisdom%20that%20is%20in%20it%20and%20stop%20there%20lest%20we%20be%20like%20the%20cat%20that%20sits%20down%20on%20a%20hot%20stove%20lid.%20She%20will%20never%20sit%20down%20on%20a%20hot%20stove%20lid%20again%20and%20that%20is%20well%20but%20also%20she%20will%20never%20sit%20down%20on%20a%20cold%20one%20anymore.&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there lest w... — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dave-barry-golf-quote-meaning-13913 2026-04-15T19:17:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13913.png?q=Although%20golf%20was%20originally%20restricted%20to%20wealthy%2C%20overweight%20Protestants%2C%20today%20it's%20open%20to%20anybody%20who%20owns%20hideous%20clothing.&a=Dave%20Barry&c=Humor Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo... — Dave Barry Dave Barry quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/catherynne-m-valente-quote-meaning-13914 2026-04-15T19:17:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13914.png?q=I%20wouldn't%20even%20consider%20it%20if%20I%20were%20you.%20But%20then%20if%20I%20were%20you%2C%20I%20would%20not%20be%20me%2C%20and%20if%20I%20were%20not%20me%2C%20I%20would%20not%20be%20able%20to%20advise%20you%2C%20and%20if%20I%20were%20unable%20to%20advise%20you%2C%20you'd%20do%20as%20you%20like%2C%20so%20you%20might%20as%20well%20do%20as%20you%20like%20and%20have%20done%20with%20it.&a=Catherynne%20M.%20Valente&c=Humor I wouldn't even consider it if I were you. But then if I were you, I would not be me, and if I were ... — Catherynne M. Valente Catherynne M. Valente quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lauren-kate-quote-meaning-13915 2026-04-15T19:17:13.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13915.png?q=Arianne%20had%20her%20feet%20up%20on%20the%20table%2C%20wearing%20a%20striped%20conductor's%20cap.&a=lauren%20kate&c=Humor Arianne had her feet up on the table, wearing a striped conductor's cap. — lauren kate lauren kate quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/casey-mcquiston-quote-meaning-13916 2026-04-15T19:17:13.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13916.png?q=You%20are%20a%20delinquent%20and%20a%20plague.%20Please%20come.&a=Casey%20McQuiston&c=Humor You are a delinquent and a plague. Please come. — Casey McQuiston Casey McQuiston quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mindy-kaling-quote-meaning-13917 2026-04-15T19:17:13.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13917.png?q=If%20someone%20called%20me%20chubby%2C%20it%20would%20no%20longer%20be%20something%20that%20kept%20me%20up%20late%20at%20night.%20Being%20called%20fat%20is%20not%20like%20being%20called%20stupid%20or%20unfunny%2C%20which%20is%20the%20worst%20thing%20you%20could%20ever%20say%20to%20me.%20Do%20I%20envy%20Jennifer%20Hudson%20for%20being%20able%20to%20lose%20all%20that%20weight%20and%20look%20smokin%E2%80%99%20hot%3F%20Of%20course%2C%20yes.%20Do%20I%20sometimes%20look%20at%20Gisele%20Bundchen%20and%20wonder%20how%20awesome%20life%20would%20be%20if%20I%20never%20had%20to%20wear%20Spanx%3F%20Duh%2C%20of%20course.%20That%E2%80%99s%20kind%20of%20the%20point%20of%20Gisele%20Bundchen.%20And%20maybe%20I%20will%2C%20once%20or%20twice%2C%20for%20a%20very%20short%20period%20of%20time.%20But%20on%20the%20list%20of%20things%20I%20want%20to%20do%20in%20my%20lifetime%2C%20that%E2%80%99s%20not%20near%20the%20top.%20I%20mean%2C%20it%E2%80%99s%20not%20near%20the%20bottom%20either.%20I%E2%80%99d%20say%20it%E2%80%99s%20right%20above%20%E2%80%9CLearn%20to%20drive%20a%20vespa%2C%E2%80%9D%20but%20several%20notches%20below%20%E2%80%9Cfilm%20a%20chase%20scene%20for%20a%20movie.&a=Mindy%20Kaling&c=Humor If someone called me chubby, it would no longer be something that kept me up late at night. Being ca... — Mindy Kaling Mindy Kaling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/pittacus-lore-quote-meaning-13918 2026-04-15T19:17:13.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13918.png?q=There%20is%20a%20crucifix%2C%20a%20few%20cloves%20of%20garlic%2C%20a%20wooden%20stake%2C%20a%20hammer%2C%20a%20blob%20of%20Silly%20Putty%2C%20and%20a%20pocketknife.%20%E2%80%9CYou%20do%20realize%20these%20people%20aren%E2%80%99t%20vampires%2C%20right%3F%E2%80%9D%20I%20say%20when%20Sam%20walks%20back%20in.%20%E2%80%9CYeah%2C%20but%20you%20never%20know.%20They%E2%80%99re%20probably%20crazy%2C%20like%20you%20said.%E2%80%9D%20%E2%80%9CAnd%20even%20if%20we%20were%20hunting%20vampires%2C%20what%20the%20hell%20is%20the%20Silly%20Putty%20for%3F%E2%80%9D%20He%20shrugs.%20%E2%80%9CJust%20want%20to%20be%20prepared.&a=Pittacus%20Lore&c=Humor There is a crucifix, a few cloves of garlic, a wooden stake, a hammer, a blob of Silly Putty, and a ... — Pittacus Lore Pittacus Lore quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/derek-landy-quote-meaning-13919 2026-04-15T19:17:13.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13919.png?q=You%20have%20no%20idea%20about%20presents%20or%20what%20they%20mean.%20The%20last&a=Derek%20Landy&c=Humor You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last — Derek Landy Derek Landy quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-caine-quote-meaning-13920 2026-04-15T19:17:13.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13920.png?q=Maybe%20I%20should%2C%20I%20don't%20know%20leave%3F%20Because%20this%20is%20starting%20to%20sound%20like%20one%20of%20those%20reality%20shows%20I%20don't%20want%20to%20be%20in.%20Maybe%20you%20guys%20want%20to%20take%20turns%20in%20the%20confessional%20booth.&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality show... — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jonathan-safran-foer-quote-meaning-13921 2026-04-15T19:17:13.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13921.png?q=Grandfather%20informs%20me%20that%20is%20not%20possible.&a=Jonathan%20Safran%20Foer&c=Humor Grandfather informs me that is not possible. — Jonathan Safran Foer Jonathan Safran Foer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/david-nicholls-quote-meaning-13922 2026-04-15T19:17:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13922.png?q=This%20is%20me.%E2%80%99%22%20He%20handed%20her%20the%20precious%20scrap%20of%20paper.%20%E2%80%98Call%20me%20or%20I%E2%80%99ll%20call%20you%2C%20but%20one%20of%20us%20will%20call%2C%20yes%3F%20What%20I%20mean%20is%20it%E2%80%99s%20not%20a%20competition.%20You%20don%E2%80%99t%20lose%20if%20you%20phone%20first.&a=David%20Nicholls&c=Humor This is me.’" He handed her the precious scrap of paper. ‘Call me or I’ll call you, but one of us wi... — David Nicholls David Nicholls quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dont-be-scared-of-bambi-quote-meaning-13923 2026-04-15T19:17:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13923.png?q=%22Don't%20be%20scared%20of%20Bambi%22%20the%20demon%20said.%20%22She's%20only%20curious%20and%20maybe%20a%20little%20bit%20hungry.&a=Jennifer%20L.%20Armentrout&c=Humor "Don't be scared of Bambi" the demon said. "She's only curious and maybe a little bit hungry. — Jennifer L. Armentrout Jennifer L. Armentrout quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-humor-13924 2026-04-15T19:17:18.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13924.png?q=Harry%2C%22%20Bob%20drawled%2C%20his%20eye%20lights%20flickering%20smugly%2C%20%22what%20you%20know%20about%20women%2C%20I%20could%20juggle.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle. — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/wit-seduces-intelligence-without-nerdiness-13925 2026-04-15T19:17:18.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13925.png?q=Wit%20seduces%20by%20signaling%20intelligence%20without%20nerdiness.&a=Nassim%20Nicholas%20Taleb&c=Humor Wit seduces by signaling intelligence without nerdiness. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Nassim Nicholas Taleb quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/groucho-marx-quote-meaning-13926 2026-04-15T19:17:18.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13926.png?q=If%20you%20find%20it%20hard%20to%20laugh%20at%20yourself%2C%20I%20would%20be%20happy%20to%20do%20it%20for%20you.&a=Groucho%20Marx&c=Humor If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx Groucho Marx quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/victor-borge-quote-meaning-13927 2026-04-15T19:17:18.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13927.png?q=The%20shortest%20distance%20between%20two%20people%20is%20a%20smile.&a=Victor%20Borge&c=Humor The shortest distance between two people is a smile. — Victor Borge Victor Borge quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sophie-kinsella-quote-meaning-life-lesson-13928 2026-04-15T19:17:18.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13928.png?q=Of%20all%20the%20crap%2C%20crap%2C%20crappy%20nights%20I've%20ever%20had%20in%20the%20whole%20of%20my%20crap%20life.%20On%20a%20scale%20of%20one%20to%2010%2C%20we're%20talking...a%20minus%206.%20And%20it's%20not%20like%20I%20even%20have%20very%20high%20standards.&a=Sophie%20Kinsella&c=Humor Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one t... — Sophie Kinsella Sophie Kinsella quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/natsuki-takaya-quote-meaning-13929 2026-04-15T19:17:18.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13929.png?q=Kyo%3A%20Of%20course%2C%20I'll%20beat%20YOU%2C%20too!&a=Natsuki%20Takaya&c=Humor Kyo: Of course, I'll beat YOU, too! — Natsuki Takaya Natsuki Takaya quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/junnita-jackson-quote-meaning-13930 2026-04-15T19:17:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13930.png?q=I%20think%20a%20man's%20%22wordplay%22%20can%20be%20so%20fucking%20sexy!!!%20I%20love%20a%20good%20mind%20fuck!!&a=Junnita%20Jackson&c=Humor I think a man's "wordplay" can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!! — Junnita Jackson Junnita Jackson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tessa-wont-know-until-trying-13931 2026-04-15T19:17:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13931.png?q=Tessa%3A%20I%20won't%20know%20if%20I%20like%20it%20until%20I%20try%20it%2C%20will%20I%3F&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Tessa: I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I? — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lauren-graham-quote-meaning-13932 2026-04-15T19:17:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13932.png?q=Once%20again%2C%20I've%20been%20thwarted%20by%20the%20massive%20difference%20between%20my%20vision%20of%20the%20successful%20me%20and%20the%20me%20I'm%20currently%20stuck%20with.&a=Lauren%20Graham&c=Humor Once again, I've been thwarted by the massive difference between my vision of the successful me and ... — Lauren Graham Lauren Graham quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dj-machale-quote-meaning-terrorist-13933 2026-04-15T19:17:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13933.png?q=I'm%20the%20terrorist%2C%20do%20what%20I%20say%20or%20I'll%20terrorize%20you.&a=D.J.%20MacHale&c=Humor I'm the terrorist, do what I say or I'll terrorize you. — D.J. MacHale D.J. MacHale quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/pg-wodehouse-quote-meaning-13934 2026-04-15T19:17:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13934.png?q=She%20fitted%20into%20my%20biggest%20arm-chair%20as%20if%20it%20had%20been%20built%20round%20her%20by%20someone%20who%20knew%20they%20were%20wearing%20arm-chairs%20tight%20about%20the%20hips%20that%20season&a=P.G.%20Wodehouse&c=Humor She fitted into my biggest arm-chair as if it had been built round her by someone who knew they were... — P.G. Wodehouse P.G. Wodehouse quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/margaret-rogerson-quote-meaning-13935 2026-04-15T19:17:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13935.png?q=Of%20course%20.%22%20A%20wicked%20gleam%20entered%20his%20eyes.%20%22But%20I%20only%20turn%20girls%20into%20salamanders%20on%20Tuesdays.%20Luckily%20for%20you%2C%20it%C2%B4s%20a%20Wednesday%2C%20which%20is%20the%20day%20I%20drink%20a%20goblet%20of%20orphan%C2%B4s%20blood%20for%20supper.&a=Margaret%20%20Rogerson&c=Humor Of course ." A wicked gleam entered his eyes. "But I only turn girls into salamanders on Tuesdays. L... — Margaret Rogerson Margaret Rogerson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ronan-at-the-library-quote-meaning-13936 2026-04-15T19:17:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13936.png?q=She%20asked%2C%20%22Okay%2C%20wait%2C%20so%20why%20is%20Ronan%20at%20the%20library%3F&a=Maggie%20Stiefvater&c=Humor She asked, "Okay, wait, so why is Ronan at the library? — Maggie Stiefvater Maggie Stiefvater quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/chelsea-handler-quote-meaning-13937 2026-04-15T19:17:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13937.png?q=My%20tendency%20to%20make%20up%20stories%20and%20lie%20compulsively%20for%20the%20sake%20of%20my%20own%20amusement%20takes%20up%20a%20good%20portion%20of%20my%20day%20and%20provides%20me%20with%20a%20peace%20of%20mind%20not%20easily%20attainable%20in%20this%20economic%20climate.&a=Chelsea%20Handler&c=Humor My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good... — Chelsea Handler Chelsea Handler quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-caine-quote-meaning-13938 2026-04-15T19:17:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13938.png?q=Promise%20me%2C%20Amelie%2C%20that%20you%E2%80%99ll%20crucify%20me%20with%20silver%20before%20you%20allow%20me%20to%20fall%20in%20love.&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor Promise me, Amelie, that you’ll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love. — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/neil-degrasse-tyson-quote-meaning-13939 2026-04-15T19:17:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13939.png?q=Down%20there%20between%20our%20legs%2C%20it's%20like%20an%20entertainment%20complex%20in%20the%20middle%20of%20a%20sewage%20system.%20Who%20designed%20that%3F&a=Neil%20deGrasse%20Tyson&c=Humor Down there between our legs, it's like an entertainment complex in the middle of a sewage system. Wh... — Neil deGrasse Tyson Neil deGrasse Tyson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jean-kerr-quote-meaning-13940 2026-04-15T19:17:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13940.png?q=Women%20speak%20because%20they%20wish%20to%20speak%2C%20whereas%20a%20man%20speaks%20only%20when%20driven%20to%20speak%20by%20something%20outside%20himself-like%2C%20for%20instance%2C%20he%20can't%20find%20any%20clean%20socks.&a=Jean%20Kerr&c=Humor Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something ... — Jean Kerr Jean Kerr quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-13941 2026-04-15T19:17:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13941.png?q=Unseen%20University%20had%20never%20admitted%20women%2C%20muttering%20something%20about%20problems%20with%20the%20plumbing%2C%20but%20the%20real%20reason%20was%20an%20unspoken%20dread%20that%20if%20women%20were%20allowed%20to%20mess%20around%20with%20magic%20they%20would%20probably%20be%20embarrassingly%20good%20at%20it%E2%80%A6&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor Unseen University had never admitted women, muttering something about problems with the plumbing, bu... — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/andy-weir-log-entry-solution-118-13942 2026-04-15T19:17:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13942.png?q=Log%20Entry%3A%20SOL%20118&a=Andy%20Weir&c=Humor Log Entry: SOL 118 — Andy Weir Andy Weir quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/morrissey-quote-meaning-13943 2026-04-15T19:17:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13943.png?q=Oh%2C%20I%20can't%20help%20quoting%20you%2C%20because%20everything%20that%20you%20said%20rings%20true.&a=Morrissey&c=Humor Oh, I can't help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true. — Morrissey Morrissey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sarah-j-maas-quote-meaning-13944 2026-04-15T19:17:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13944.png?q=Sam's%20hand%20brushed%20her%20shoulder%2C%20and%20she%20almost%20jumped%20out%20of%20her%20skin%20as%20he%20brought%20his%20mouth%20close%20to%20her%20ear%20and%20murmured%2C%20%22You%20look%20beautiful.%20Though%20I%20bet%20you%20already%20know%20that.%22%20She%20most%20certainly%20did.&a=Sarah%20J.%20Maas&c=Humor Sam's hand brushed her shoulder, and she almost jumped out of her skin as he brought his mouth close... — Sarah J. Maas Sarah J. Maas quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/diana-wynne-jones-quote-meaning-13945 2026-04-15T19:17:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13945.png?q=Horses%20are%20of%20a%20breed%20unique%20to%20Fantasyland.%20They%20are%20capable%20of%20galloping%20full-tilt%20all%20day%20without%20a%20rest.%20Sometimes%20they%20do%20not%20require%20food%20or%20water.%20They%20never%20cast%20shoes%2C%20go%20lame%20or%20put%20their%20hooves%20down%20holes%2C%20except%20when%20the%20Management%20deems%20it%20necessary%2C%20as%20when%20the%20forces%20of%20the%20Dark%20Lord%20are%20only%20half%20an%20hour%20behind.%20They%20never%20otherwise%20stumble.%20Nor%20do%20they%20ever%20make%20life%20difficult%20for%20Tourists%20by%20biting%20or%20kicking%20their%20riders%20or%20one%20another.%20They%20never%20resist%20being%20mounted%20or%20blow%20out%20so%20that%20their%20girths%20slip%2C%20or%20do%20any%20of%20the%20other%20things%20that%20make%20horses%20so%20chancy%20in%20this%20world.%20For%20instance%2C%20they%20never%20shy%20and%20seldom%20whinny%20or%20demand%20sugar%20at%20inopportune%20moments.%20But%20for%20some%20reason%20you%20cannot%20hold%20a%20conversation%20while%20riding%20them.%20If%20you%20want%20to%20say%20anything%20to%20another%20Tourist%20(or%20vice%20versa)%2C%20both%20of%20you%20will%20have%20to%20rein%20to%20a%20stop%20and%20stand%20staring%20out%20over%20a%20valley%20while%20you%20talk.%20Apart%20from%20this%20inexplicable%20quirk%2C%20horses%20can%20be%20used%20just%20like%20bicycles%2C%20and%20usually%20are.%20Much%20research%20into%20how%20these%20exemplary%20animals%20come%20to%20exist%20has%20resulted%20in%20the%20following%3A%20no%20mare%20ever%20comes%20into%20season%20on%20the%20Tour%20and%20no%20stallion%20ever%20shows%20an%20interest%20in%20a%20mare%3B%20and%20few%20horses%20are%20described%20as%20geldings.%20It%20therefore%20seems%20probable%20that%20they%20breed%20by%20pollination.%20This%20theory%20seems%20to%20account%20for%20everything%2C%20since%20it%20is%20clear%20that%20the%20creatures%20do%20behave%20more%20like%20vegetables%20than%20mammals.%20Nomads%20appears%20to%20have%20a%20monopoly%20on%20horse-breeding.%20They%20alone%20possess%20the%20secret%20of%20how%20to%20pollinate%20them.&a=Diana%20Wynne%20Jones&c=Humor Horses are of a breed unique to Fantasyland. They are capable of galloping full-tilt all day without... — Diana Wynne Jones Diana Wynne Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kami-garcia-quote-meaning-13946 2026-04-15T19:17:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13946.png?q=You%20can%20read%20minds%2C%20and%20you%20didn't%20tell%20me%3F%E2%80%9D%20Link%20stared%20at%20me%20like%20he%20just%20found%20out%20I%20was%20the%20Silver%20Surfer.%20He%20rubbed%20his%20head%20nervously.%20%E2%80%9CHey%2C%20man%2C%20all%20that%20stuff%20about%20Lena%3F%20I%20was%20yankin%E2%80%99%20your%20chain.%E2%80%9D%20He%20looked%20away.%20%E2%80%9CAre%20you%20doin%E2%80%99%20it%20now%3F%20You're%20doin%E2%80%99%20it%2C%20aren't%20you%3F%20Dude%2C%20get%20out%20of%20my%20head.%E2%80%9D%20He%20backed%20away%20from%20me%20and%20into%20the%20bookshelf.&a=Kami%20Garcia&c=Humor You can read minds, and you didn't tell me?” Link stared at me like he just found out I was the Silv... — Kami Garcia Kami Garcia quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/no-headboards-were-broken-quote-meaning-13947 2026-04-15T19:17:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13947.png?q=No%20headboards%20were%20broken.&a=John%20Green&c=Humor No headboards were broken. — John Green John Green quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/colleen-houck-quote-meaning-13948 2026-04-15T19:17:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13948.png?q=It%E2%80%99s%20like%20this%E2%80%A6a%20starving%20man%20would%20gladly%20eat%20a%20radish%2C%20right%3F%20In%20fact%2C%20a%20radish%20would%20be%20a%20feast%20if%20that%E2%80%99s%20all%20he%20had.%20But%20if%20he%20had%20a%20buffet%20in%20front%20of%20him%2C%20the%20radish%20would%20never%20be%20chosen.&a=Colleen%20Houck&c=Humor It’s like this…a starving man would gladly eat a radish, right? In fact, a radish would be a feast i... — Colleen Houck Colleen Houck quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/colleen-houck-quote-meaning-13949 2026-04-15T19:17:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13949.png?q=That%20dress%E2%80%A6was%20a%20very%2C%20very%20good%20decision.%20I%20could%20write%20an%20entire%20poem%20on%20the%20virtues%20of%20your%20legs%20alone.%20You%20are%20a%20feast%20for%20the%20senses.%E2%80%9D%20I%20laughed.%20%E2%80%9CI%20don%E2%80%99t%20know%20about%20a%20feast.%20Maybe%20just%20an%20hors%20d'oeuvre.%E2%80%9D%20He%20took%20my%20hand%20and%20wrapped%20it%20around%20his%20arm.%20%E2%80%9CNot%20an%20hors%20d'oeuvre.%20The%20dessert.%20And%20I%20plan%20to%20spoil%20my%20appetite.&a=Colleen%20Houck&c=Humor That dress…was a very, very good decision. I could write an entire poem on the virtues of your legs ... — Colleen Houck Colleen Houck quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-green-quote-meaning-murder-of-dreams-13950 2026-04-15T19:17:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13950.png?q=He%20specialized%20in%20the%20murder%20of%20dreams%2C%20Hazel%20Grace...&a=John%20Green&c=Humor He specialized in the murder of dreams, Hazel Grace... — John Green John Green quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-13951 2026-04-15T19:17:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13951.png?q=I%20don't%20believe%20in%20faeries!&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor I don't believe in faeries! — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lemony-snicket-quote-meaning-13952 2026-04-15T19:17:24.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13952.png?q=Literature%20doesn%E2%80%99t%20exactly%20have%20a%20strong%20mental-health%20track%20record.&a=Lemony%20Snicket&c=Humor Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record. — Lemony Snicket Lemony Snicket quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tj-klune-quote-meaning-13953 2026-04-15T19:17:24.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13953.png?q=He%20couldn't%20believe%20it%20was%20only%20Wednesday.%20And%20it%20was%20made%20worse%20when%20he%20realized%20it%20was%20actually%20Tuesday.&a=T.J.%20Klune&c=Humor He couldn't believe it was only Wednesday. And it was made worse when he realized it was actually Tu... — T.J. Klune T.J. Klune quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/whats-up-douglas-adams-quote-meaning-13954 2026-04-15T19:17:24.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13954.png?q=What's%20up%3F%22%20%5Basked%20Ford.%5D&a=Douglas%20Adams&c=Humor What's up?" [asked Ford.] — Douglas Adams Douglas Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13955 2026-04-15T19:17:24.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13955.png?q=Then%20why%20are%20you%20here%3F%E2%80%9D%20Emma%20demanded.%20%E2%80%9COh%2C%20is%20this%20one%20of%20those%20missed-connections%20things%3F%20We%20met%20the%20other%20night%2C%20you%20felt%20a%20spark%3F%20Sorry%2C%20but%20I%20don%E2%80%99t%20date%20trees.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Then why are you here?” Emma demanded. “Oh, is this one of those missed-connections things? We met t... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/pg-wodehouse-quote-meaning-13956 2026-04-15T19:17:24.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13956.png?q=It%20was%20one%20of%20those%20cases%20where%20you%20approve%20the%20broad%2C%20general%20principle%20of%20an%20idea%20but%20can't%20help%20being%20in%20a%20bit%20of%20a%20twitter%20at%20the%20prospect%20of%20putting%20it%20into%20practical%20effect.%20I%20explained%20this%20to%20Jeeves%2C%20and%20he%20said%20much%20the%20same%20thing%20had%20bothered%20Hamlet.&a=P.G.%20Wodehouse&c=Humor It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help b... — P.G. Wodehouse P.G. Wodehouse quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13957 2026-04-15T19:17:24.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13957.png?q=We%3F%22%20Simon%20looked%20at%20him%20in%20disbelief.%20%22Are%20you%20ever%20going%20home%3F&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor We?" Simon looked at him in disbelief. "Are you ever going home? — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/wendy-higgins-quote-meaning-13958 2026-04-15T19:17:24.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13958.png?q=My%20girlfriend%20is%20a%20party%20girl%20angel%20who%20can%20kick%20some%20arse%20and%20cook.&a=Wendy%20Higgins&c=Humor My girlfriend is a party girl angel who can kick some arse and cook. — Wendy Higgins Wendy Higgins quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/personal-happiness-focus-brian-andreas-13959 2026-04-15T19:17:24.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13959.png?q=Your%20job%20is%20to%20focus%20on%20my%20personal%20happiness%2C%20she%20said%2C%20%26%20I've%20got%20big%20plans%2C%20so%20break%20time%20is%20over.&a=Brian%20Andreas&c=Humor Your job is to focus on my personal happiness, she said, & I've got big plans, so break time is over... — Brian Andreas Brian Andreas quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hespes-mouth-went-firm-quote-meaning-13960 2026-04-15T19:17:24.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13960.png?q=Hespe's%20mouth%20went%20firm.%20She%20didn't%20scowl%20exactly%2C%20but%20it%20looked%20like%20she%20was%20getting%20all%20the%20pieces%20of%20a%20scowl%20together%20in%20one%20place%2C%20just%20in%20case%20she%20needed%20them%20in%20a%20hurry.&a=Patrick%20Rothfuss&c=Humor Hespe's mouth went firm. She didn't scowl exactly, but it looked like she was getting all the pieces... — Patrick Rothfuss Patrick Rothfuss quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lucy-maud-montgomery-quote-meaning-13961 2026-04-15T19:17:24.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13961.png?q=You're%20not%20eating%20anything%2C%22%20said%20Marilla%20sharply%2C%20eying%20her%20as%20if%20it%20were%20a%20serious%20shortcoming.%20Anne%20sighed.&a=Lucy%20Maud%20Montgomery&c=Humor You're not eating anything," said Marilla sharply, eying her as if it were a serious shortcoming. An... — Lucy Maud Montgomery Lucy Maud Montgomery quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/allie-brosh-quote-meaning-13962 2026-04-15T19:17:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13962.png?q=On%20a%20fundamental%20level%2C%20I%20am%20someone%20who%20would%20throw%20sand%20at%20children.&a=Allie%20Brosh&c=Humor On a fundamental level, I am someone who would throw sand at children. — Allie Brosh Allie Brosh quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steven-wright-quote-meaning-13963 2026-04-15T19:17:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13963.png?q=I%20couldn't%20repair%20your%20brakes%2C%20so%20I%20made%20your%20horn%20louder.&a=Steven%20Wright&c=Humor I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. — Steven Wright Steven Wright quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/this-did-not-seem-to-reassure-nico-13964 2026-04-15T19:17:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13964.png?q=This%20did%20not%20seem%20to%20reassure%20Nico.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor This did not seem to reassure Nico. — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/roger-zelazny-quote-meaning-explained-13965 2026-04-15T19:17:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13965.png?q=A%20totally%20nondenominational%20prayer%3A%20Insofar%20as%20I%20may%20be%20heard%20by%20anything%2C%20which%20may%20or%20may%20not%20care%20what%20I%20say%2C%20I%20ask%2C%20if%20it%20matters%2C%20that%20I%20be%20forgiven%20for%20anything%20I%20may%20have%20done%20or%20failed%20to%20do%20which%20requires%20forgiveness.%C2%A0%20Conversely%2C%20if%20not%20forgiveness%20but%20something%20else%20may%20be%20required%20to%20insure%20any%20possible%20benefit%20for%20which%20I%20may%20be%20eligible%20after%20the%20destruction%20of%20my%20body%2C%20I%20ask%20that%20this%2C%20whatever%20it%20may%20be%2C%20be%20granted%20or%20withheld%2C%20as%20the%20case%20may%20be%2C%20in%20such%20a%20manner%20as%20to%20insure%20said%20benefit.%20I%20ask%20this%20in%20my%20capacity%20as%20your%20elected%20intermediary%20between%20yourself%20and%20that%20which%20may%20not%20be%20yourself%2C%20but%20which%20may%20have%20an%20interest%20in%20the%20matter%20of%20your%20receiving%20as%20much%20as%20it%20is%20possible%20for%20you%20to%20receive%20of%20this%20thing%2C%20and%20which%20may%20in%20some%20way%20be%20influenced%20by%20this%20ceremony.%20Amen.&a=Roger%20Zelazny&c=Humor A totally nondenominational prayer: Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care... — Roger Zelazny Roger Zelazny quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/shel-silverstein-polar-bear-quote-meaning-13966 2026-04-15T19:17:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13966.png?q=There's%20a%20Polar%20Bear&a=Shel%20Silverstein&c=Humor There's a Polar Bear — Shel Silverstein Shel Silverstein quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dark-jar-tin-zoo-quote-meaning-13967 2026-04-15T19:17:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13967.png?q=Our%20love%20was%20a%20two-person%20game.%20At%20least%20until%20one%20of%20us%20died%2C%20and%20the%20other%20became%20a%20murderer.&a=Dark%20Jar%20Tin%20Zoo&c=Humor Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Dark Jar Tin Zoo quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tahereh-mafi-quote-meaning-13968 2026-04-15T19:17:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13968.png?q=I%20know%20I'm%20petty%20and%20I%20don't%20care.&a=Tahereh%20Mafi&c=Humor I know I'm petty and I don't care. — Tahereh Mafi Tahereh Mafi quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/josh-lanyon-quote-meaning-13969 2026-04-15T19:17:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13969.png?q=The%20problem%20with%20a%20life%20spent%20reading%20is%20you%20know%20too%20much.&a=Josh%20Lanyon&c=Humor The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much. — Josh Lanyon Josh Lanyon quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ellen-degeneres-quote-meaning-13970 2026-04-15T19:17:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13970.png?q=Now%2CI'm%20no%20scientist%2Cbut%20I%20know%20what%20endorphins%20are.%20They're%20tiny%20little%20magical%20elves%20that%20swim%20through%20your%20blood%20stream%20and%20tell%20funny%20jokes%20to%20each%20other.%20When%20they%20reach%20your%20brain%2Cyou%20hear%20what%20they're%20saying%20and%20that%20boosts%20your%20health%20and%20happiness.%20%22Knock%20Knock...%20Who's%20There%3F..%20Little%20endorphin...%20Little%20endorphin%20who%3F...%20Little%20Endorphin%20Annie.%22%20And%20then%20the%20endorphins%20laugh%20and%20then%20you%20laugh.%20See%3F%20Its%20Science.&a=Ellen%20DeGeneres&c=Humor Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim thr... — Ellen DeGeneres Ellen DeGeneres quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/pg-wodehouse-quote-meaning-13971 2026-04-15T19:17:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13971.png?q=Whenever%20I%20get%20that%20sad%2C%20depressed%20feeling%2C%20I%20go%20out%20and%20kill%20a%20policeman.&a=P.G.%20Wodehouse&c=Humor Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman. — P.G. Wodehouse P.G. Wodehouse quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hazel-is-awesome-quote-meaning-13972 2026-04-15T19:17:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13972.png?q=Oh%2C%20Hazel%20is%20awesome%2C%22%20Don%20Said.%20%22She's%20so%20nice!%20All%20the%20other%20campers%20are%20like%20'Go%20away%20Don.'%20But%20she's%20like%20'Please%20go%20away%2C%20Don.'%20I%20love%20her!&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Oh, Hazel is awesome," Don Said. "She's so nice! All the other campers are like 'Go away Don.' But s... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kim-harrison-quote-meaning-13973 2026-04-15T19:17:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13973.png?q=Come%20work%20for%20me%2C%20and%20I%E2%80%99ll%20tell%20you.&a=Kim%20Harrison&c=Humor Come work for me, and I’ll tell you. — Kim Harrison Kim Harrison quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tahereh-mafi-quote-meaning-13974 2026-04-15T19:17:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13974.png?q=I%20cling%20to%20him%2C%20wishing%20I%20could%20ease%20his%20pain.%20I%20wish%20I%20could%20take%20his%20burdens%20and%20make%20them%20mine.&a=Tahereh%20Mafi&c=Humor I cling to him, wishing I could ease his pain. I wish I could take his burdens and make them mine. — Tahereh Mafi Tahereh Mafi quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13975 2026-04-15T19:17:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13975.png?q=I%20knew%20you%20were%20crazy%2C%20but%20I%20didn't%20realize%20that%20you%20were%20out%20of%20your%20goddamned%20mind!!&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor I knew you were crazy, but I didn't realize that you were out of your goddamned mind!! — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-13976 2026-04-15T19:17:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13976.png?q=Why%20are%20we%20bringing%20him%20along%2C%20again%3F%22%20Will%20inquired%2C%20of%20the%20world%20in%20general%20as%20well%20as%20his%20sister.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Why are we bringing him along, again?" Will inquired, of the world in general as well as his sister. — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/examining-franklin-documents-quote-meaning-13977 2026-04-15T19:17:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13977.png?q=Amy%2C%20Dan%2C%20and%20Nellie%20were%20sitting%20at%20a%20table%20in%20a%20conference%20room%2C%20examining%20reproductions%20of%20Franklin%20documents-some%20so%20rare%2C%20the%20librarians%20told%20her%2C%20the%20only%20copies%20existed%20in%20Paris.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Amy, Dan, and Nellie were sitting at a table in a conference room, examining reproductions of Frankl... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/alan-bradley-quote-meaning-13978 2026-04-15T19:17:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13978.png?q=I%20remembered%20a%20piece%20of%20sisterly%20advice%2C%20which%20Feely%20once%20gave%20Daffy%20and%20me%3A&a=Alan%20Bradley&c=Humor I remembered a piece of sisterly advice, which Feely once gave Daffy and me: — Alan Bradley Alan Bradley quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tom-upton-quote-meaning-13979 2026-04-15T19:17:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13979.png?q=Do%20you%20realize%20how%20hard%20it%20is%20to%20keep%20your%20mind%20clear%20when%20somebody%E2%80%99s%20telling%20you%20to%20keep%20your%20mind%20clear%3F&a=Tom%20Upton&c=Humor Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind ... — Tom Upton Tom Upton quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/morrissey-quote-meaning-chase-catch-13980 2026-04-15T19:17:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13980.png?q=I%20can%20chase%20you%2C%20and%20I%20can%20catch%20you%2C&a=Morrissey&c=Humor I can chase you, and I can catch you, — Morrissey Morrissey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/nozy-cat-nap-quote-meaning-13981 2026-04-15T19:17:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13981.png?q=Nozy%20Cat%20lifted%20one%20sleepy%20eyelid%2C%20and%20his%20marble%20blue%20eye%20glared%20at%20her%20for%20interrupting%20his%20sacred%20nap.%20He%20wore%20a%20yellow%20collar%20with%20little%20red%20stars%20printed%20on%20it.%20His%20second%20eyelid%20also%20opened%2C%20and%20he%20gave%20them%20his%20irritated%20blue-eyed%20glare.&a=lyn%20key&c=Humor Nozy Cat lifted one sleepy eyelid, and his marble blue eye glared at her for interrupting his sacred... — lyn key lyn key quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/eoin-colfer-quote-meaning-13982 2026-04-15T19:17:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13982.png?q=Really%2C%20I'm%20trying%20to%20care%2C%20Artemis%2C%20really.%20But%20I%20thought%20it%20was%20all%20supposed%20to%20be%20over%20when%20the%20fat%20lady%20sings.%20Well%2C%20she's%20singing%2C%20but%20it%20doesn't%20appear%20to%20be%20over&a=Eoin%20Colfer&c=Humor Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the f... — Eoin Colfer Eoin Colfer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jasmine-mas-quote-meaning-13983 2026-04-15T19:17:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13983.png?q=Mentally%2C%20I%20was%20a%20slut.%20Physically%2C%20I%20was%20terrified%20of%20intimacy.%20Spiritually%2C%20I%20didn%E2%80%99t%20like%20men.&a=Jasmine%20Mas&c=Humor Mentally, I was a slut. Physically, I was terrified of intimacy. Spiritually, I didn’t like men. — Jasmine Mas Jasmine Mas quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brian-andreas-quote-meaning-13984 2026-04-15T19:17:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13984.png?q=A%20few%20said%20they'd%20be%20horses.%20Most%20said%20they'd%20be%20some%20sort%20of%20cat.%20My%20friend%20said%20she'd%20like%20to%20come%20back%20as%20a%20porcupine.%20I%20don't%20like%20crowds%2C%20she%20said.&a=Brian%20Andreas&c=Humor A few said they'd be horses. Most said they'd be some sort of cat. My friend said she'd like to come... — Brian Andreas Brian Andreas quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jk-rowling-quote-meaning-13985 2026-04-15T19:17:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13985.png?q=The%20poor%20things%20keep%20calling%20in%20those%20%E2%80%93%20those%20pumbles%2C%20I%20think%20they're%20called%20%E2%80%93%20you%20know%2C%20the%20ones%20who%20mend%20pipes%20and%20things%20%E2%80%93&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor The poor things keep calling in those – those pumbles, I think they're called – you know, the ones w... — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kristin-cashore-quote-meaning-13986 2026-04-15T19:17:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13986.png?q=To%20Garan's%20credit%2C%20the%20treatment%20of%20Dellian%20prisoners%20did%20change%20after%20that.%20One%20particularly%20laconic%20man%2C%20after%20a%20session%20in%20which%20Fire%20learned%20positively%20nothing%2C%20thanked%20her%20for%20it%20specifically.%20%22Best%20dungeons%20I%20ever%20been%20in%2C%22%20he%20said%2C%20chewing%20on%20a%20toothpick.&a=Kristin%20Cashore&c=Humor To Garan's credit, the treatment of Dellian prisoners did change after that. One particularly laconi... — Kristin Cashore Kristin Cashore quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/edgar-allan-poe-quote-meaning-13987 2026-04-15T19:17:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13987.png?q=Mysteries%20force%20a%20man%20to%20think%2C%20and%20so%20injure%20his%20health.&a=Edgar%20Allan%20Poe&c=Humor Mysteries force a man to think, and so injure his health. — Edgar Allan Poe Edgar Allan Poe quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/graham-parke-quote-meaning-13988 2026-04-15T19:17:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13988.png?q=I'm%20looking%20into%20my%20past%20lives.%20I'm%20convinced%20some%20of%20them%20still%20owe%20me%20money.&a=Graham%20Parke&c=Humor I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money. — Graham Parke Graham Parke quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-sword-13989 2026-04-15T19:17:31.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13989.png?q=How%20can%20you%20protect%20yourself%20by%20carrying%20a%20sword%20if%20you%20don%E2%80%99t%20know%20how%20to%20use%20it%3F%E2%80%99&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor How can you protect yourself by carrying a sword if you don’t know how to use it?’ — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/darwin-says-people-like-you-need-to-die-13990 2026-04-15T19:17:31.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13990.png?q=Darwin%20says%20people%20like%20you%20need%20to%20die.%E2%80%9D%20(Carrow)&a=Kresley%20Cole&c=Humor Darwin says people like you need to die.” (Carrow) — Kresley Cole Kresley Cole quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/loretta-chase-quote-meaning-13991 2026-04-15T19:17:31.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13991.png?q=With%20the%20world%20securely%20in%20order%2C%20Dain%20was%20able%20to%20devote%20the%20leisurely%20bath%20time%20to%20editing%20his%20mental%20dictionary.%20He%20removed%20his%20wife%20from%20the%20general%20category%20labeled%20%22Females%22%20and%20gave%20her%20a%20section%20of%20her%20own.%20He%20made%20a%20note%20that%20she%20didn't%20find%20him%20revolting%2C%20and%20proposed%20several%20explanations%3A%20(a)%20bad%20eyesight%20and%20faulty%20hearing%2C%20(b)a%20defect%20in%20a%20portion%20of%20her%20otherwise%20sound%20intellect%2C%20(c)%20an%20inherited%20Trent%20eccentricity%2C%20or%20(d)%20an%20act%20of%20God.%20Since%20the%20Almighty%20had%20not%20done%20him%20a%20single%20act%20of%20kindness%20in%20at%20least%20twenty-five%20years%2C%20Dain%20thought%20it%20was%20about%20bloody%20time%2C%20but%20he%20thanked%20his%20Heavenly%20Father%20all%20the%20same%2C%20and%20promised%20to%20be%20as%20good%20as%20he%20was%20capable%20of%20being.&a=Loretta%20Chase&c=Humor With the world securely in order, Dain was able to devote the leisurely bath time to editing his men... — Loretta Chase Loretta Chase quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/julie-garwood-quote-meaning-13992 2026-04-15T19:17:31.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13992.png?q=I%20am%20ever%20a%20gentle%20maiden%2C%22%20she%20shouted.%20%22Damn%20if%20I'm%20not.&a=Julie%20Garwood&c=Humor I am ever a gentle maiden," she shouted. "Damn if I'm not. — Julie Garwood Julie Garwood quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/david-sedaris-quote-meaning-13993 2026-04-15T19:17:31.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13993.png?q=When%20forced%20to%20leave%20my%20house%20for%20an%20extended%20period%20of%20time%2C%20I%20take%20my%20typewriter%20with%20me%2C%20and%20together%20we%20endure%20the%20wretchedness%20of%20passing%20through%20the%20X-ray%20scanner.%20The%20laptops%20roll%20merrily%20down%20the%20belt%2C%20while%20I%E2%80%99m%20instructed%20to%20stand%20aside%20and%20open%20my%20bag.%20To%20me%20it%20seems%20like%20a%20normal%20enough%20thing%20to%20be%20carrying%2C%20but%20the%20typewriter%E2%80%99s%20declining%20popularity%20arouses%20suspicion%20and%20I%20wind%20up%20eliciting%20the%20sort%20of%20reaction%20one%20might%20expect%20when%20traveling%20with%20a%20cannon.&a=David%20Sedaris&c=Humor When forced to leave my house for an extended period of time, I take my typewriter with me, and toge... — David Sedaris David Sedaris quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/patricia-briggs-quote-meaning-13994 2026-04-15T19:17:31.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13994.png?q=You%20should%20be%20home%20sleeping.%20What%20is%20the%20use%20of%20having%20a%20man%20in%20the%20house%2C%20if%20he%20cannot%20take%20care%20of%20you%20for%20a%20while%3F&a=Patricia%20Briggs&c=Humor You should be home sleeping. What is the use of having a man in the house, if he cannot take care of... — Patricia Briggs Patricia Briggs quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/david-eddings-quote-meaning-13995 2026-04-15T19:17:31.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13995.png?q=I%20thought%20you%20said%20you%20were%20the%20one%20in%20charge!%22%20Ce'Nedra%20exclaimed.&a=David%20Eddings&c=Humor I thought you said you were the one in charge!" Ce'Nedra exclaimed. — David Eddings David Eddings quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gussie-finknottle-quote-meaning-13996 2026-04-15T19:17:31.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13996.png?q=As%20for%20Gussie%20Finknottle%2C%20many%20an%20experienced%20undertaker%20would%20have%20been%20deceived%20by%20his%20appearance%20and%20started%20embalming%20on%20sight.&a=Wodehouse&c=Humor As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance ... — Wodehouse Wodehouse quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/susan-elizabeth-phillips-quote-meaning-13997 2026-04-15T19:17:31.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13997.png?q=I%20happen%20to%20be%20immature%2C%20undisciplined%2C%20and%20self-centered%2C%20pretty%20much%20a%20little%20boy%20in%20a%20man's%20body%2C%20although%20I'd%20appreciate%20it%20if%20you%20didn't%20quote%20me%20on%20that.&a=Susan%20Elizabeth%20Phillips&c=Humor I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man's body,... — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Susan Elizabeth Phillips quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/anonymous-quote-meaning-blind-man-13998 2026-04-15T19:17:31.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13998.png?q=Religion%20is%20like%20a%20blind%20man%20looking%20in%20a%20black%20room%20for%20a%20black%20cat%20that%20isn't%20there%2C%20and%20finding%20it.&a=Anonymous&c=Humor Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding i... — Anonymous Anonymous quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/darynda-jones-quote-meaning-13999 2026-04-15T19:17:32.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/13999.png?q=His%20gaze%20slid%20over%20me%20like%20a%20veil%20of%20fire.%20He%20could%20ignite%20my%20deepest%20desires%20with%20a%20single%20glance.%20I%20decided%20right%20then%20and%20there%20no%20more%20reading%20romance%20novels%20by%20candelight.&a=Darynda%20Jones&c=Humor His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. ... — Darynda Jones Darynda Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/pg-wodehouse-quote-meaning-14000 2026-04-15T19:17:32.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14000.png?q=A%20man's%20subconscious%20self%20is%20not%20the%20ideal%20companion.%20It%20lurks%20for%20the%20greater%20part%20of%20his%20life%20in%20some%20dark%20den%20of%20its%20own%2C%20hidden%20away%2C%20and%20emerges%20only%20to%20taunt%20and%20deride%20and%20increase%20the%20misery%20of%20a%20miserable%20hour.&a=P.G.%20Wodehouse&c=Humor A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in s... — P.G. Wodehouse P.G. Wodehouse quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/see-she-doesnt-stomp-around-14001 2026-04-15T19:17:32.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14001.png?q=See%3F%22%20she%20heard%20Shane%20yell%20at%20the%20kitchen.%20%22She%20doesn't%20stomp%20around%20like%20a%20cattle%20stampede!&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede! — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/melina-marchetta-quote-meaning-14002 2026-04-15T19:17:32.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14002.png?q=I%20didn't%20know%20you%20had%20a%20girlfriend%2C%20Griggs.%22%20Anson%20Choi%20feigns%20surprise.%20%22What's%20her%20name%3F&a=Melina%20Marchetta&c=Humor I didn't know you had a girlfriend, Griggs." Anson Choi feigns surprise. "What's her name? — Melina Marchetta Melina Marchetta quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-caine-quote-meaning-14003 2026-04-15T19:17:32.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14003.png?q=Shut%20up!%22%20Eve%20yelled%20from%20somewhere%20upstairs.%20%22Jackass!&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass! — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/morrissey-quote-meaning-squeeze-me-14004 2026-04-15T19:17:32.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14004.png?q=Can%20you%20squeeze%20me&a=Morrissey&c=Humor Can you squeeze me — Morrissey Morrissey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/julie-kagawa-quote-meaning-14005 2026-04-15T19:17:32.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14005.png?q=Oh%20that%20looked%20painful%2C%22%20called%20another%20Puck%2C%20a%20little%20farther%20down.%20%22We%20really%20need%20to%20talk%20about%20your%20anger-management%20problems.&a=Julie%20Kagawa&c=Humor Oh that looked painful," called another Puck, a little farther down. "We really need to talk about y... — Julie Kagawa Julie Kagawa quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/daniel-handler-quote-meaning-14006 2026-04-15T19:17:32.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14006.png?q=This%20is%20like%20a%20cookie%2C%20it%20tastes%20like%20a%20cookie%20having%20sex%20with%20a%20doughnut.&a=Daniel%20Handler&c=Humor This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut. — Daniel Handler Daniel Handler quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cinda-williams-chima-quote-meaning-14007 2026-04-15T19:17:32.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14007.png?q=Well%2C%20I%20believe%20she%20went%20in%20to%20rescue%20some%20Raggers%20from%20the%20pits%2C%E2%80%9D%20Cuffs%20said.%20%E2%80%9CShe%20wasn%E2%80%99t%20all%20that%20specific.&a=Cinda%20Williams%20Chima&c=Humor Well, I believe she went in to rescue some Raggers from the pits,” Cuffs said. “She wasn’t all that ... — Cinda Williams Chima Cinda Williams Chima quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jk-rowling-quote-meaning-14008 2026-04-15T19:17:32.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14008.png?q=No%2C%E2%80%9D%20said%20Hermione%20shortly.%20%E2%80%9CHave%20either%20of%20you%20seen%20my%20copy%20of&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor No,” said Hermione shortly. “Have either of you seen my copy of — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/j-d-robb-quote-meaning-14009 2026-04-15T19:17:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14009.png?q=Do%20little%20pink%20fairies%20sing%20and%20dance%20in%20your%20world%2C%20Peabody%3F&a=J.D.%20Robb&c=Humor Do little pink fairies sing and dance in your world, Peabody? — J.D. Robb J.D. Robb quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephen-king-quote-meaning-14010 2026-04-15T19:17:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14010.png?q=The%20Lord%20is%20my%20shepherd.%20I%20shall%20not%20want%20for%20nothing.%20He%20makes%20me%20lie%20down%20in%20the%20green%20pastures.%20He%20greases%20up%20my%20head%20with%20oil.%20He%20gives%20me%20kung-fu%20in%20the%20face%20of%20my%20enemies.%20Amen&a=Stephen%20King&c=Humor The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. H... — Stephen King Stephen King quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/laurell-k-hamilton-quote-meaning-14011 2026-04-15T19:17:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14011.png?q=I'd%20never%20met%20coffee%20that%20wasn't%20wonderful.%20It%20was%20just%20a%20matter%20of%20how&a=Laurell%20K.%20Hamilton&c=Humor I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how — Laurell K. Hamilton Laurell K. Hamilton quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cheaters-never-prosper-meaning-14012 2026-04-15T19:17:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14012.png?q=Cheaters%20never%20prosper.%20(Because%20they%20suck.)&a=Greg%20Behrendt&c=Humor Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.) — Greg Behrendt Greg Behrendt quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/organized-lightning-quote-meaning-14013 2026-04-15T19:17:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14013.png?q=Electricity%20is%20really%20just%20organized%20lightning&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor Electricity is really just organized lightning — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bill-watterson-quote-meaning-dessertarian-14014 2026-04-15T19:17:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14014.png?q=I'm%20not%20a%20vegetarian!%20I'm%20a%20dessertarian!&a=Bill%20Watterson&c=Humor I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian! — Bill Watterson Bill Watterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/aa-milne-quote-meaning-life-lesson-14015 2026-04-15T19:17:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14015.png?q=Always%20watch%20where%20you%20are%20going.%20Otherwise%2C%20you%20may%20step%20on%20a%20piece%20of%20the%20Forest%20that%20was%20left%20out%20by%20mistake.&a=A.A.%20Milne&c=Humor Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out... — A.A. Milne A.A. Milne quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/prince-found-buttercup-waiting-quote-meaning-14016 2026-04-15T19:17:37.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14016.png?q=The%20Prince%20found%20Buttercup%20waiting%20unhappily%20outside%20his%20chamber%20doors.&a=William%20Goldman&c=Humor The Prince found Buttercup waiting unhappily outside his chamber doors. — William Goldman William Goldman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/merlins-beard-jk-rowling-quote-meaning-14017 2026-04-15T19:17:37.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14017.png?q=Merlin%E2%80%99s%20beard.&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor Merlin’s beard. — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-carlin-quote-meaning-prayer-14018 2026-04-15T19:17:37.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14018.png?q=And%20here's%20something%20else%2C%20another%20problem%20you%20might%20have%3A%20Suppose%20your%20prayers%20aren't%20answered.%20What%20do%20you%20say%3F%20%22Well%2C%20it's%20God's%20will.%22%20%22Thy%20Will%20Be%20Done.%22%20Fine%2C%20but%20if%20it's%20God's%20will%2C%20and%20He's%20going%20to%20do%20what%20He%20wants%20to%20anyway%2C%20why%20the%20fuck%20bother%20praying%20in%20the%20first%20place%3F%20Seems%20like%20a%20big%20waste%20of%20time%20to%20me!%20Couldn't%20you%20just%20skip%20the%20praying%20part%20and%20go%20right%20to%20His%20Will%3F%20It's%20all%20very%20confusing.&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor And here's something else, another problem you might have: Suppose your prayers aren't answered. Wha... — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richelle-mead-quote-meaning-14019 2026-04-15T19:17:37.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14019.png?q=That's%20ridiculous.%22%20Especially%20the%20part%20about%20Christian%20being%20manly.&a=Richelle%20Mead&c=Humor That's ridiculous." Especially the part about Christian being manly. — Richelle Mead Richelle Mead quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richard-p-feynman-quote-meaning-14020 2026-04-15T19:17:37.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14020.png?q=I%20couldn't%20claim%20that%20I%20was%20smarter%20than%20sixty-five%20other%20guys--but%20the%20average%20of%20sixty-five%20other%20guys%2C%20certainly!&a=Richard%20P.%20Feynman&c=Humor I couldn't claim that I was smarter than sixty-five other guys--but the average of sixty-five other ... — Richard P. Feynman Richard P. Feynman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ogden-nash-dental-pain-meaning-14021 2026-04-15T19:17:37.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14021.png?q=Some%20pains%20are%20physical%2C%20and%20some%20pains%20are%20mental%2C%20but%20the%20one%20that's%20both%20is%20dental.&a=Ogden%20Nash&c=Humor Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental. — Ogden Nash Ogden Nash quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/roger-zelazny-quote-meaning-life-lesson-14022 2026-04-15T19:17:37.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14022.png?q=To%20paraphrase%20Oedipus%2C%20Hamlet%2C%20Lear%2C%20and%20all%20those%20guys%2C%20%22I%20wish%20I%20had%20known%20this%20some%20time%20ago.&a=Roger%20Zelazny&c=Humor To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago. — Roger Zelazny Roger Zelazny quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/shannon-hale-quote-meaning-14023 2026-04-15T19:17:37.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14023.png?q=Razo%20hopped%20back%20up%20and%20adopted%20a%20posture%20that%20said%20he%20was%20completely%20unruffled%2C%20never%20had%20been%2C%20and%20in%20fact%20was%20ready%20to%20do%20something%20manly%20like%20lift%20boulders%20or%20swallow%20live%20worms.&a=Shannon%20Hale&c=Humor Razo hopped back up and adopted a posture that said he was completely unruffled, never had been, and... — Shannon Hale Shannon Hale quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/werewolf-sleep-quote-meaning-14024 2026-04-15T19:17:37.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14024.png?q=Where%20does%20a%20werewolf%20sleep%3F%20Anywhere%20he%20wants%20to.&a=Patricia%20Briggs&c=Humor Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to. — Patricia Briggs Patricia Briggs quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-14025 2026-04-15T19:17:37.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14025.png?q=In%20the%20words%20of%20the%20philosopher%20Sceptum%2C%20the%20founder%20of%20my%20profession%3A%20am%20I%20going%20to%20get%20paid%20for%20this%3F&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for th... — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jessica-day-george-quote-meaning-14026 2026-04-15T19:17:37.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14026.png?q=It%20looks%20as%20though%20your%20shop%20is%20doing%20well%2C%22%20Luka%20said%20gazing%20around%2C%20%22Could%20you%20help%20me%20find%20a%20gift%20for%20a%20lady%20friend%20of%20mine%3F&a=Jessica%20Day%20George&c=Humor It looks as though your shop is doing well," Luka said gazing around, "Could you help me find a gift... — Jessica Day George Jessica Day George quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ramon-bautista-quote-meaning-14027 2026-04-15T19:17:37.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14027.png?q=TANDAAN%3A%20mahirap%20mafriendzone%2C%20pero%20madali%20lang%20gumanti!&a=Ramon%20Bautista&c=Humor TANDAAN: mahirap mafriendzone, pero madali lang gumanti! — Ramon Bautista Ramon Bautista quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/aa-milne-quote-meaning-blue-sky-14028 2026-04-15T19:17:38.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14028.png?q=On%20Wednesday%2C%20when%20the%20sky%20is%20blue%2C&a=A.A.%20Milne&c=Humor On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, — A.A. Milne A.A. Milne quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/janet-evanovich-quote-meaning-14029 2026-04-15T19:17:38.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14029.png?q=Babe%2C%22%20Ranger%20said.%20%22You're%20looking%20a%20little%20strung%20out.%20Is%20there%20anything%20I%20should%20know%3F&a=Janet%20Evanovich&c=Humor Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know? — Janet Evanovich Janet Evanovich quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/not-entirely-fair-quote-meaning-14030 2026-04-15T19:17:38.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14030.png?q=Not%20entirely%20fair%3F%22%20His%20voice%20became%20that%20of%20the%20inferno%3A%20a%20rushing%2C%20booming%20howl%20of%20icy%20evil%20that%20flew%20around%20the%20great%20cavern%2C%20as%20swift%20and%20cold%20as%20the%20Wendigo%20on%20skates.%20%22I%20am%20Satan%2C%20also%20called%20Lucifer%20the%20Light%20Bearer...&a=Jonathan%20L.%20Howard&c=Humor Not entirely fair?" His voice became that of the inferno: a rushing, booming howl of icy evil that f... — Jonathan L. Howard Jonathan L. Howard quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gemma-halliday-quote-meaning-14031 2026-04-15T19:17:38.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14031.png?q=That%20craptastical%2C%20gutless%2C%20son-of-a-cactus-humping%20butt%20monkey!!&a=Gemma%20Halliday&c=Humor That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!! — Gemma Halliday Gemma Halliday quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/morrissey-quote-meaning-14032 2026-04-15T19:17:38.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14032.png?q=I'd%20love%20to...but%20only%20with%20you.&a=Morrissey&c=Humor I'd love to...but only with you. — Morrissey Morrissey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gareth-hyacinth-brother-quote-meaning-14033 2026-04-15T19:17:38.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14033.png?q=Gareth%20sucked%20in%20a%20breath.%20Hyacinth%E2%80%99s%20brother%20wasn%E2%80%99t%20going%20to%20make%20this%20easy%20on%20him.%20But%20that%20didn%E2%80%99t%20matter.%20He%20had%20vowed%20to%20do%20this%20right%2C%20and%20he%20would%20not%20be%20cowed.&a=Julia%20Quinn&c=Humor Gareth sucked in a breath. Hyacinth’s brother wasn’t going to make this easy on him. But that didn’t... — Julia Quinn Julia Quinn quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/woody-allen-quote-meaning-14034 2026-04-15T19:17:38.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14034.png?q=Sun%20is%20bad%20for%20you.%20Everything%20our%20parents%20said%20was%20good%20is%20bad.%20Sun%2C%20milk%2C%20red%20meat...college%2C&a=Woody%20Allen&c=Humor Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college, — Woody Allen Woody Allen quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brandon-sanderson-quote-meaning-14035 2026-04-15T19:17:38.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14035.png?q=How%20do%20you%20fight%20someone%20smarter%20than%20yourself%3F'%20Rand%20Whispered.%20'The%20answer%20is%20simple.%20You%20make%20her%20think%20that%20you%20are%20sitting%20down%20across%20the%20table%20from%20her%2C%20ready%20to%20play%20her%20game.%20Then%20you%20punch%20her%20in%20the%20face%20as%20hard%20as%20you%20can.&a=Brandon%20Sanderson&c=Humor How do you fight someone smarter than yourself?' Rand Whispered. 'The answer is simple. You make her... — Brandon Sanderson Brandon Sanderson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jessica-park-quote-meaning-14036 2026-04-15T19:17:38.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14036.png?q=At%20least%20I'm%20not%20a%20font%20nerd.&a=Jessica%20Park&c=Humor At least I'm not a font nerd. — Jessica Park Jessica Park quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-yancey-quote-meaning-14037 2026-04-15T19:17:38.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14037.png?q=And%20if%20humanity%20is%20the%20last%20war%2C%20then%20I%20am%20the%20battlefield.&a=Rick%20Yancey&c=Humor And if humanity is the last war, then I am the battlefield. — Rick Yancey Rick Yancey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/was-he-a-good-kisser-quote-meaning-14038 2026-04-15T19:17:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14038.png?q=Was%20he%20a%20good%20kisser%2C%20Ms.%20Lane%3F%E2%80%9D%20Barrons%20asked%2C%20watching%20me%20carefully.&a=Karen%20Marie%20Moning&c=Humor Was he a good kisser, Ms. Lane?” Barrons asked, watching me carefully. — Karen Marie Moning Karen Marie Moning quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/eoin-colfer-quote-meaning-montmartre-14039 2026-04-15T19:17:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14039.png?q=Artemis%3A%20%22Right%2C%20brothers.%20Onward.%20Imagine%20yourself%20seated%20at%20a%20cafe%20in%20Montmartre.&a=Eoin%20Colfer&c=Humor Artemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre. — Eoin Colfer Eoin Colfer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/shannon-hale-quote-meaning-14040 2026-04-15T19:17:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14040.png?q=He%20smiled%20in%20a%20way%20that%20made%20me%20want%20to%20kiss%20him%20right%20on%20the%20spot.%20Or%20the%20lips.%20Whichever%20was%20closer.&a=Shannon%20Hale&c=Humor He smiled in a way that made me want to kiss him right on the spot. Or the lips. Whichever was close... — Shannon Hale Shannon Hale quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/erma-bombeck-quote-meaning-14041 2026-04-15T19:17:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14041.png?q=Sometimes%20I%20can't%20figure%20designers%20out.%20It's%20as%20if%20they%20flunked%20human%20anatomy.&a=Erma%20Bombeck&c=Humor Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy. — Erma Bombeck Erma Bombeck quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richelle-mead-quote-meaning-14042 2026-04-15T19:17:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14042.png?q=When%20we%20were%20almost%20to%20the%20other%20campus%2C%20I%20felt%20the%20weird%20nausea%20hit%20me.%20I%20called%20a%20warning%20to%20Christian%2C%20just%20as%20a%20Strigoi%20grabbed%20him.%20But%20Christian%20was%20fast.%20Flames%20wreathed%20the%20Strigoi's%20head.%20He%20screamed%20and%20released%20Christian%2C%20trying%20frantically%20to%20put%20the%20flames%20out.%20The%20Strigoi%20never%20saw%20me%20coming%20with%20the%20stake.%20The%20whole%20thing%20took%20under%20a%20minute.%20Christian%20and%20I%20exchanged%20looks.&a=Richelle%20Mead&c=Humor When we were almost to the other campus, I felt the weird nausea hit me. I called a warning to Chris... — Richelle Mead Richelle Mead quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/the-kinks-quote-meaning-14043 2026-04-15T19:17:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14043.png?q=Give%20the%20People%20what%20they%20want%20-%20and%20they'll%20get%20what%20they%20deserve.&a=The%20Kinks&c=Humor Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve. — The Kinks The Kinks quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/swiss-army-quote-meaning-14044 2026-04-15T19:17:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14044.png?q=The%20Swiss%20have%20an%20interesting%20army.%20Five%20hundred%20years%20without%20a%20war.%20Pretty%20impressive.%20Also%20pretty%20lucky%20for%20them.%20Ever%20seen%20that%20little%20Swiss%20Army%20knife%20they%20have%20to%20fight%20with%3F%20Not%20much%20of%20a%20weapon%20there.%20Corkscrews.%20Bottle%20openers.%20%E2%80%98Come%20on%2C%20buddy%2C%20let%E2%80%99s%20go.%20You%20get%20past%20me%2C%20the%20guy%20in%20the%20back%20of%20me%2C%20he%E2%80%99s%20got%20a%20spoon.%20Back%20off%2C%20I%E2%80%99ve%20got%20the%20toe%20clippers%20right%20here.&a=Jerry%20Seinfeld&c=Humor The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty... — Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bill-watterson-quote-meaning-14045 2026-04-15T19:17:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14045.png?q=I'm%20a%2021st-century%20kid%20trapped%20in%20a%2019th-century%20family.&a=Bill%20Watterson&c=Humor I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family. — Bill Watterson Bill Watterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brandon-mull-quote-meaning-14046 2026-04-15T19:17:43.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14046.png?q=A%20crossbow%3F%E2%80%9D%20Pigeon%20asked.&a=Brandon%20Mull&c=Humor A crossbow?” Pigeon asked. — Brandon Mull Brandon Mull quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ricky-gervais-quote-meaning-14047 2026-04-15T19:17:44.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14047.png?q=A%20Christian%20telling%20an%20atheist%20they're%20going%20to%20hell%20is%20as%20scary%20as%20a%20child%20telling%20an%20adult%20they're%20not%20getting%20any%20presents%20from%20Santa.&a=Ricky%20Gervais&c=Humor A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're... — Ricky Gervais Ricky Gervais quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/romeo-and-juliet-love-story-meaning-14048 2026-04-15T19:17:44.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14048.png?q=I%20used%20to%20think%20Romeo%20and%20Juliet%20was%20the%20greatest%20love%20story%20ever%20written.%20But%20now%20that%20I%E2%80%99m%20middle-aged%2C%20I%20know%20better.%20Oh%2C%20Romeo%20certainly%20thinks%20he%20loves%20his%20Juliet.%20Driven%20by%20hormones%2C%20he%20unquestionably%20lusts%20for%20her.%20But%20if%20he%20loves%20her%2C%20it%E2%80%99s%20a%20shallow%20love.%20You%20want%20proof%3F%E2%80%9D%20Cagney%20didn%E2%80%99t%20wait%20for%20Dr.%20Victor%20to%20say%20yay%20or%20nay.&a=J.%20Conrad%20Guest&c=Humor I used to think Romeo and Juliet was the greatest love story ever written. But now that I’m middle-a... — J. Conrad Guest J. Conrad Guest quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kurt-vonnegut-quote-meaning-flying-fuck-14049 2026-04-15T19:17:44.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14049.png?q=Why%20don't%20you%20take%20a%20flying%20fuck%20at%20a%20rolling%20doughnut%3F%20Why%20don't%20you%20take%20a%20flying%20fuck%20at%20the%20mooooooooooooon%3F&a=Kurt%20Vonnegut&c=Humor Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooo... — Kurt Vonnegut Kurt Vonnegut quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/paul-graham-procrastinating-student-meaning-14050 2026-04-15T19:17:44.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14050.png?q=There%20are%20few%20sources%20of%20energy%20so%20powerful%20as%20a%20procrastinating%20college%20student.&a=Paul%20Graham&c=Humor There are few sources of energy so powerful as a procrastinating college student. — Paul Graham Paul Graham quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/anne-lamott-quote-meaning-14051 2026-04-15T19:17:44.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14051.png?q=Bird%20by%20bird%2C%20buddy.%20Just%20take%20it%20bird%20by%20bird.&a=Anne%20Lamott&c=Humor Bird by bird, buddy. Just take it bird by bird. — Anne Lamott Anne Lamott quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/shelly-laurenston-quote-meaning-14052 2026-04-15T19:17:44.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14052.png?q=Dear%20God%20in%20heaven.&a=Shelly%20Laurenston&c=Humor Dear God in heaven. — Shelly Laurenston Shelly Laurenston quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jerome-k-jerome-quote-meaning-14053 2026-04-15T19:17:44.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14053.png?q=How%20good%20one%20feels%20when%20one%20is%20full%20--%20how%20satisfied%20with%20ourselves%20and%20with%20the%20world!%20People%20who%20have%20tried%20it%2C%20tell%20me%20that%20a%20clear%20conscience%20makes%20you%20very%20happy%20and%20contented%3B%20but%20a%20full%20stomach%20does%20the%20business%20quite%20as%20well%2C%20and%20is%20cheaper%2C%20and%20more%20easily%20obtained.&a=Jerome%20K.%20Jerome&c=Humor How good one feels when one is full -- how satisfied with ourselves and with the world! People who h... — Jerome K. Jerome Jerome K. Jerome quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/anthony-horowitz-quote-meaning-14054 2026-04-15T19:17:44.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14054.png?q=I%20am%20perfectly%20qualified%20to%20give%20you%20an%20injection.%20You're%20not%20going%20to%20tell%20me%20you're%20afraid%20of%20a%20little%20prick%3F&a=Anthony%20Horowitz&c=Humor I am perfectly qualified to give you an injection. You're not going to tell me you're afraid of a li... — Anthony Horowitz Anthony Horowitz quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-14055 2026-04-15T19:17:44.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14055.png?q=All%20of%20those%20faeries%20and%20duels%20and%20mad%20queens%20and%20so%20on%2C%20and%20no%20one%20quoted%20old%20Billy%20Shakespeare.%20Not%20even%20once.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor All of those faeries and duels and mad queens and so on, and no one quoted old Billy Shakespeare. No... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/christopher-paolini-quote-meaning-14056 2026-04-15T19:17:44.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14056.png?q=If%20you%20don't%20make%20a%20few%20ememies%20now%20and%20then%2C%20you're%20a%20coward-or%20worse.%20Besides%2C%20it%20as%20worth%20it%20to%20see%20his%20reaction.%20Oh%2C%20he%20was%20angry!&a=Christopher%20Paolini&c=Humor If you don't make a few ememies now and then, you're a coward-or worse. Besides, it as worth it to s... — Christopher Paolini Christopher Paolini quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-14057 2026-04-15T19:17:44.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14057.png?q=Who%20shall%20I%20shoot%3F%20You%20choose.%20Now%2C%20listen%20very%20carefully%3A%20where's%20your%20coffee%3F%20You've%20got%20coffee%2C%20haven't%20you%3F%20C'mon%2C%20everyone's%20got%20coffee!%20Spill%20the%20beans!&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, h... — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jesse-andrews-quote-meaning-14058 2026-04-15T19:17:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14058.png?q=Girls%20like%20good-looking%20guys%2C%20and%20I%20am%20not%20very%20good-looking.%20In%20fact%2C%20I%20sort%20of%20look%20like%20a%20pudding&a=Jesse%20Andrews&c=Humor Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding — Jesse Andrews Jesse Andrews quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/you-thought-i-was-a-werewolf-14059 2026-04-15T19:17:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14059.png?q=You%20thought%20I%20was%20a%20werewolf%3F%22%20Dervish%20asks.&a=Darren%20Shan&c=Humor You thought I was a werewolf?" Dervish asks. — Darren Shan Darren Shan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/laurell-k-hamilton-quote-meaning-14060 2026-04-15T19:17:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14060.png?q=I%20hate%20women%20who%20complain%20about%20being%20fat%20when%20they're%20like%20a%20size%205.%20Anything%20under%20size%205%20isn't%20a%20woman.%20It's%20a%20boy%20with%20breasts.&a=Laurell%20K.%20Hamilton&c=Humor I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size 5. Anything under size 5 isn't a ... — Laurell K. Hamilton Laurell K. Hamilton quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cb-cook-friendship-quote-meaning-14061 2026-04-15T19:17:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14061.png?q=I'm%20your%20friend%2C%20and%20friends%20don't%20let%20friends%20die.&a=C.B.%20Cook&c=Humor I'm your friend, and friends don't let friends die. — C.B. Cook C.B. Cook quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/abigail-roux-quote-meaning-14062 2026-04-15T19:17:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14062.png?q=You%20totally%20just%20outed%20us%20to%20the%20criminals.&a=Abigail%20Roux&c=Humor You totally just outed us to the criminals. — Abigail Roux Abigail Roux quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gail-carriger-quote-meaning-14063 2026-04-15T19:17:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14063.png?q=The%20ill-informed%20masses%20included%20her%20own%20family%20among%20their%20ranks%2C%20a%20family%20that%20specialized%20in%20being%20both%20inconvenient%20and%20asinine.&a=Gail%20Carriger&c=Humor The ill-informed masses included her own family among their ranks, a family that specialized in bein... — Gail Carriger Gail Carriger quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cora-carmack-quote-meaning-14064 2026-04-15T19:17:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14064.png?q=Garrick%20was%20panting%20when%20he%20replied%2C%20%E2%80%9CYou%E2%80%99re%20not%20forcing%20me%20to%20do%20anything.%20I%20just%20want%20you%20to%20be%20sure.%20You%20can%20say%20stop%20at%20anytime.%E2%80%9D%20His%20lips%20pulled%20wide.%20%E2%80%9CYou%20don%E2%80%99t%20need%20to%20make%20up%20a%20new%20pet.&a=Cora%20Carmack&c=Humor Garrick was panting when he replied, “You’re not forcing me to do anything. I just want you to be su... — Cora Carmack Cora Carmack quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richelle-mead-quote-meaning-14065 2026-04-15T19:17:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14065.png?q=Even%20now%2C%20despite%20Angeline's%20watchfulness%2C%20she'd%20occasionally%20oscillate%20between%20random%20topics%2C%20like%20how%20shepherd's%20pie%20wasn't%20a%20pie%20at%20all%20and%20why%20it%20was%20pointless%20for%20her%20to%20take%20class%20in%20typing%20when%20technology%20would%20eventually%20develop%20robot%20companions%20to%20do%20it%20for%20us.&a=Richelle%20Mead&c=Humor Even now, despite Angeline's watchfulness, she'd occasionally oscillate between random topics, like ... — Richelle Mead Richelle Mead quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/frank-stared-at-her-quote-meaning-14066 2026-04-15T19:17:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14066.png?q=Frank%20stared%20at%20her.%20%22But%20you%20throw%20Ding%20Dongs%20at%20monsters.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters. — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ilona-andrews-quote-meaning-14067 2026-04-15T19:17:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14067.png?q=What's%20that%3F&a=Ilona%20Andrews&c=Humor What's that? — Ilona Andrews Ilona Andrews quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/douglas-adams-quote-meaning-14068 2026-04-15T19:17:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14068.png?q=My%20capacity%20for%20happiness%2C%22%20he%20added%2C%20%22you%20could%20fit%20into%20a%20matchbox%20without%20taking%20out%20the%20matches%20first&a=Douglas%20Adams&c=Humor My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches ... — Douglas Adams Douglas Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-14069 2026-04-15T19:17:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14069.png?q=It%20was%20sad%20music.%20But%20it%20waved%20its%20sadness%20like%20a%20battle%20flag.%20It%20said%20the%20universe%20had%20done%20all%20it%20could%2C%20but%20you%20were%20still%20alive.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it ... — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/augusten-burroughs-quote-meaning-14070 2026-04-15T19:17:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14070.png?q=Just%20as%20I%20had%20long%20suspected%2C%20a%20person%20didn't%20really%20need%20math%20for%20anything%20anyway.%20Maybe%20some%20people%20did.%20Some%20limited%20people.&a=Augusten%20Burroughs&c=Humor Just as I had long suspected, a person didn't really need math for anything anyway. Maybe some peopl... — Augusten Burroughs Augusten Burroughs quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bluetooth-quote-meaning-forest-clans-14071 2026-04-15T19:17:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14071.png?q=Bluestar%20blinked.%20%22There%20are%20cats%20who%20would%20argue%20that%20there%20should%20never%20have%20been%20a%20fifth%20Clan%20in%20the%20forest%20at%20all.%20Why%20are%20there%20four%20oaks%20at%20Fourtrees%2C%20if%20not%20to%20stand%20for%20the%20four%20Clans%3F&a=Erin%20Hunter&c=Humor Bluestar blinked. "There are cats who would argue that there should never have been a fifth Clan in ... — Erin Hunter Erin Hunter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hunter-s-thompson-quote-meaning-14072 2026-04-15T19:17:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14072.png?q=This%20is%20the%20fast%20lane%2C%20folks...and%20some%20of%20us%20like%20it%20here.&a=Hunter%20S.%20Thompson&c=Humor This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here. — Hunter S. Thompson Hunter S. Thompson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/derek-landy-plans-disappointment-meaning-14073 2026-04-15T19:17:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14073.png?q=Plans%20are%20invitation%20to%20disappointment.&a=Derek%20Landy&c=Humor Plans are invitation to disappointment. — Derek Landy Derek Landy quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/granny-witch-meaning-life-lesson-14074 2026-04-15T19:17:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14074.png?q=Granny%20was%20an%20old-fashioned%20witch.%20She%20didn%E2%80%99t%20do%20good%20for%20people%2C%20she%20did%20right%20by%20them.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them. — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/agatha-christie-quote-meaning-14075 2026-04-15T19:17:49.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14075.png?q=No%2C%20my%20friend%2C%20I%20am%20not%20drunk.%20I%20have%20just%20been%20to%20the%20dentist%2C%20and%20need%20not%20return%20for%20another%20six%20months!%20Is%20it%20not%20the%20most%20beautiful%20thought%3F&a=Agatha%20Christie&c=Humor No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six ... — Agatha Christie Agatha Christie quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/whizzpopping-happiness-explained-14076 2026-04-15T19:17:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14076.png?q=A%20whizzpopper!%22%20cried%20the%20BFG%2C%20beaming%20at%20her.%20%22Us%20giants%20is%20making%20whizzpoppers%20all%20the%20time!%20Whizzpopping%20is%20a%20sign%20of%20happiness.%20It%20is%20music%20in%20our%20ears!%20You%20surely%20is%20not%20telling%20me%20that%20a%20little%20whizzpopping%20if%20forbidden%20among%20human%20beans%3F&a=Roald%20Dahl&c=Humor A whizzpopper!" cried the BFG, beaming at her. "Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizz... — Roald Dahl Roald Dahl quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ransom-riggs-quote-meaning-14077 2026-04-15T19:17:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14077.png?q=Will%20you%20quit%20shouting%20and%20let%20me%20bleed%20in%20peace!&a=Ransom%20Riggs&c=Humor Will you quit shouting and let me bleed in peace! — Ransom Riggs Ransom Riggs quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ilona-andrews-quote-meaning-14078 2026-04-15T19:17:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14078.png?q=Because%20he%20has%20the%20best%20equipment%20in%20the%20City%20and%20he%20knows%20how%20to%20use%20it!&a=Ilona%20Andrews&c=Humor Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it! — Ilona Andrews Ilona Andrews quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jonathan-safran-foer-quote-meaning-14079 2026-04-15T19:17:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14079.png?q=I%20will%20describe%20my%20eyes%20and%20then%20begin%20the%20story.%20My%20eyes%20are%20blue%20and%20resplendent.%20Now%20I%20will%20begin%20the%20story.&a=Jonathan%20Safran%20Foer&c=Humor I will describe my eyes and then begin the story. My eyes are blue and resplendent. Now I will begin... — Jonathan Safran Foer Jonathan Safran Foer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tamsyn-muir-quote-meaning-14080 2026-04-15T19:17:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14080.png?q=Anyone%20can%20learn%20to%20fight.%20Hardly%20anyone%20learns%20to%20think.&a=Tamsyn%20Muir&c=Humor Anyone can learn to fight. Hardly anyone learns to think. — Tamsyn Muir Tamsyn Muir quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/helen-keller-quote-meaning-14081 2026-04-15T19:17:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14081.png?q=The%20one%20I%20felt%20and%20still%20feel%20most%20is%20lack%20of%20time.%20I%20used%20to%20have%20time%20to%20think%2C%20to%20reflect%2C%20my%20mind%20and%20I.%20We%20would%20sit%20together%20of%20an%20evening%20and%20listen%20to%20the%20inner%20melodies%20of%20the%20spirit%2C%20which%20one%20hears%20only%20in%20leisure%20moments%20when%20the%20words%20of&a=Helen%20Keller&c=Humor The one I felt and still feel most is lack of time. I used to have time to think, to reflect, my min... — Helen Keller Helen Keller quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lisa-mantchev-quote-meaning-14082 2026-04-15T19:17:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14082.png?q=Could%20we%20wear%20spandex%20and%20blow%20things%20up%3F&a=Lisa%20Mantchev&c=Humor Could we wear spandex and blow things up? — Lisa Mantchev Lisa Mantchev quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/taylor-swift-quote-meaning-14083 2026-04-15T19:17:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14083.png?q=I%20rode%20an%20elevator%20with%20a%20guy%20who%20was%20whistling%20the%20tune%20of%20'this%20is%20the%20song%20that%20never%20ends'.%20Putting%20that%20on%20me%3F%20Come%20on%20dude..&a=Taylor%20Swift&c=Humor I rode an elevator with a guy who was whistling the tune of 'this is the song that never ends'. Putt... — Taylor Swift Taylor Swift quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/wodehouse-quote-meaning-love-light-14084 2026-04-15T19:17:50.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14084.png?q=I%20mean%20to%20say%2C%20I%20know%20perfectly%20well%20that%20I've%20got%2C%20roughly%20speaking%2C%20half%20the%20amount%20of%20brain%20a%20normal%20bloke%20ought%20to%20possess.%20And%20when%20a%20girl%20comes%20along%20who%20has%20about%20twice%20the%20regular%20allowance%2C%20she%20too%20often%20makes%20a%20bee%20line%20for%20me%20with%20the%20love%20light%20in%20her%20eyes.%20I%20don't%20know%20how%20to%20account%20for%20it%2C%20but%20it%20is%20so.&a=Wodehouse&c=Humor I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a nor... — Wodehouse Wodehouse quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ralph-ellison-quote-meaning-14085 2026-04-15T19:17:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14085.png?q=I%20do%20not%20know%20if%20all%20cops%20are%20poets%2C%20but%20I%20know%20that%20all%20cops%20carry%20guns%20with%20triggers.&a=Ralph%20Ellison&c=Humor I do not know if all cops are poets, but I know that all cops carry guns with triggers. — Ralph Ellison Ralph Ellison quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/david-foster-wallace-quote-meaning-14086 2026-04-15T19:17:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14086.png?q=Psychotics%2C%20say%20what%20you%20want%20about%20them%2C%20tend%20to%20make%20the%20first%20move.&a=David%20Foster%20Wallace&c=Humor Psychotics, say what you want about them, tend to make the first move. — David Foster Wallace David Foster Wallace quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/who-cares-even-if-i-didnt-14087 2026-04-15T19:17:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14087.png?q=Who%20cares%20even%20if%20I%20didn't%3F!%22%20Conor%20shouted%20back.%20%22They're%20just%20stupid%20berries.%20Woo-hoo%2C&a=Patrick%20Ness&c=Humor Who cares even if I didn't?!" Conor shouted back. "They're just stupid berries. Woo-hoo, — Patrick Ness Patrick Ness quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/joseph-kesselring-quote-meaning-14088 2026-04-15T19:17:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14088.png?q=Insanity%20runs%20in%20my%20family%2C%20it%20practically%20gallops&a=Joseph%20Kesselring&c=Humor Insanity runs in my family, it practically gallops — Joseph Kesselring Joseph Kesselring quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lisa-kleypas-quote-meaning-14089 2026-04-15T19:17:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14089.png?q=I%20spent%20most%20of%20my%20youth%20hauling%20sides%20of%20beef%20and%20pork%20to%20my%20father's%20shop.%20Carrying%20you%20is%20far%20more%20enjoyable.&a=Lisa%20Kleypas&c=Humor I spent most of my youth hauling sides of beef and pork to my father's shop. Carrying you is far mor... — Lisa Kleypas Lisa Kleypas quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/pokemon-pajamas-quote-meaning-14090 2026-04-15T19:17:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14090.png?q=I%20sat%20up%20and%20the%20blankets%20fell%20away.I%20looked%20down%20and%20found%20I%20was%20wearing%20pokemon%20pajamas.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor I sat up and the blankets fell away.I looked down and found I was wearing pokemon pajamas. — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/buttercup-beauty-mind-quote-meaning-14091 2026-04-15T19:17:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14091.png?q=Enough%20about%20my%20beauty%2C%22%20Buttercup%20said.%20%22Everybody%20always%20talks%20about%20how%20beautiful%20I%20am.%20I've%20got%20a%20mind%2C%20Westley.%20Talk%20about%20that.&a=William%20Goldman&c=Humor Enough about my beauty," Buttercup said. "Everybody always talks about how beautiful I am. I've got ... — William Goldman William Goldman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bite-me-goth-princess-quote-meaning-14092 2026-04-15T19:17:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14092.png?q=Bite%20me%2C%20Goth%20princess%2C%E2%80%9D%20Shane%20called%20from%20the%20back.%20%E2%80%9CNot%20literally%20or%20anything.&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything. — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dan-wells-quote-meaning-14093 2026-04-15T19:17:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14093.png?q=Well%2C%20thanks%20for%20not%20shooting%20anyone%2C%20I%20guess%22%2C%20said%20Marcus.%20%22My%20contribution%20was%20to%20somehow%20refrain%20from%20peeing%20myself.%20You%20can%20thank%20me%20later.&a=Dan%20Wells&c=Humor Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain... — Dan Wells Dan Wells quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/michael-grant-quote-meaning-14094 2026-04-15T19:17:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14094.png?q=I%20had%20a%20polynomial%20once.%20My%20doctor%20removed%20it.&a=Michael%20%20Grant&c=Humor I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it. — Michael Grant Michael Grant quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/moira-young-quote-meaning-14095 2026-04-15T19:17:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14095.png?q=Marry%20me%2C%20he%20says.%20I%20got%20all%20my%20own%20teeth%2C%20I%20wash%20twice%20a%20year%20an%20I'll%20cut%20you%20in%20fer%20half%20the%20business%20here.&a=Moira%20Young&c=Humor Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half the busin... — Moira Young Moira Young quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-carlin-quote-meaning-14096 2026-04-15T19:17:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14096.png?q=Let%20a%20smile%20be%20your%20umbrella%2C%20and%20you'll%20end%20up%20with%20a%20face%20full%20of%20rain.&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/everything-happens-for-a-reason-quote-meaning-14097 2026-04-15T19:17:55.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14097.png?q=I'm%20trying%20to%20make%20some%20sense%20out%20of%20the%20phrase%20%22Everything%20happens%20for%20a%20reason%2C%22%20and%20I%20think%20I've%20figured%20out%20what%20the%20reason%20is%20-%20to%20pissed%20me%20off.&a=Cecilia%20Ahern&c=Humor I'm trying to make some sense out of the phrase "Everything happens for a reason," and I think I've ... — Cecilia Ahern Cecilia Ahern quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ernest-cline-quote-meaning-14098 2026-04-15T19:17:55.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14098.png?q=You%20could%20shove%20it%20up%20your%20ass%20and%20pretend%20you're%20a%20corn%20dog.&a=Ernest%20Cline&c=Humor You could shove it up your ass and pretend you're a corn dog. — Ernest Cline Ernest Cline quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/eoin-colfer-quote-meaning-14099 2026-04-15T19:17:55.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14099.png?q=I'm%20the%20crazy%20girly%20captain%2C%20Remember%3F&a=Eoin%20Colfer&c=Humor I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember? — Eoin Colfer Eoin Colfer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jasper-fforde-quote-meaning-14100 2026-04-15T19:17:55.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14100.png?q=I%20would%20so%20hate%20to%20be%20a%20first-person%20character!%20Always%20on%20your%20guard%2C%20always%20having%20people%20read%20your%20thoughts!&a=Jasper%20Fforde&c=Humor I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your... — Jasper Fforde Jasper Fforde quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/morrissey-quote-meaning-drunk-happiness-14101 2026-04-15T19:17:55.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14101.png?q=I%20was%20happy%20in%20the%20haze%20of%20a%20drunken%20hour%2C%20but%20heaven%20knows%20I'm%20miserable%20now.&a=Morrissey&c=Humor I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now. — Morrissey Morrissey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dave-barry-quote-meaning-14102 2026-04-15T19:17:55.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14102.png?q=Camping%20is%20nature's%20way%20of%20promoting%20the%20motel%20business.&a=Dave%20Barry&c=Humor Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. — Dave Barry Dave Barry quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/taylor-swift-quote-meaning-corner-14103 2026-04-15T19:17:55.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14103.png?q=Now%20stand%20in%20the%20corner%2C%20and%20think%20about%20what%20you've%20done!&a=Taylor%20Swift&c=Humor Now stand in the corner, and think about what you've done! — Taylor Swift Taylor Swift quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/russell-brand-quote-meaning-14104 2026-04-15T19:17:55.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14104.png?q=When%20I%20was%20poor%20and%20complained%20about%20inequality%20they%20said%20I%20was%20bitter%3B%20now%20that%20I'm%20rich%20and%20I%20complain%20about%20inequality%20they%20say%20I'm%20a%20hypocrite.%20I'm%20beginning%20to%20think%20they%20just%20don't%20want%20to%20talk%20about%20inequality.&a=Russell%20Brand&c=Humor When I was poor and complained about inequality they said I was bitter; now that I'm rich and I comp... — Russell Brand Russell Brand quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/alfred-hitchcock-revenge-quote-meaning-14105 2026-04-15T19:17:55.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14105.png?q=Revenge%20is%20sweet%20and%20not%20fattening.&a=Alfred%20Hitchcock&c=Humor Revenge is sweet and not fattening. — Alfred Hitchcock Alfred Hitchcock quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/susan-elizabeth-phillips-quote-meaning-14106 2026-04-15T19:17:55.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14106.png?q=You%20couldn't%20be%20satisfied%20with%20being%20an%20amateur%20asshole%2C%20could%20you%2C%20Jimbo!%20You%20had%20to%20go%20and%20turn%20pro%20on%20me!&a=Susan%20Elizabeth%20Phillips&c=Humor You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pr... — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Susan Elizabeth Phillips quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/claudia-gray-quote-meaning-14107 2026-04-15T19:17:55.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14107.png?q=Hugging%20my%20pillow%20to%20my%20chest%2C%20I%20told%20myself%2C%20At%20least%20soon%20you%20won't%20have%20so%20much%20time%20to%20miss%20him.%20Soon%20school%20will%20start%20again%2C%20and%20then%20you'll%20be%20busier.&a=Claudia%20Gray&c=Humor Hugging my pillow to my chest, I told myself, At least soon you won't have so much time to miss him.... — Claudia Gray Claudia Gray quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jess-rothenberg-quote-meaning-14108 2026-04-15T19:17:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14108.png?q=For%20the%20record%2C%20I%20would%20like%20to%20point%20out%20that%20it%20is%20NOT%20being%20obsessive%20to%20memorize%20a%20boy's%20schedule%20so%20that%20you%20can%20accidentally%20bump%20into%20him.%20It%20is%20called%20being%20efficient.&a=Jess%20Rothenberg&c=Humor For the record, I would like to point out that it is NOT being obsessive to memorize a boy's schedul... — Jess Rothenberg Jess Rothenberg quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/diana-wynne-jones-quote-meaning-14109 2026-04-15T19:17:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14109.png?q=Annoyed%3F%E2%80%9D%20said%20Sophie.%20%E2%80%9CWhy%20should%20I%20be%20annoyed%3F%20Someone%20only%20filled%20the%20castle%20with%20rotten%20aspic%2C%20and%20deafened%20everyone%20in%20Porthaven%2C%20and%20scared%20Calcifer%20to%20a%20cinder%2C%20and%20broke%20a%20few%20hundred%20hearts.%20Why%20should%20that%20annoy%20me%3F&a=Diana%20Wynne%20Jones&c=Humor Annoyed?” said Sophie. “Why should I be annoyed? Someone only filled the castle with rotten aspic, a... — Diana Wynne Jones Diana Wynne Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/darynda-jones-quote-meaning-14110 2026-04-15T19:17:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14110.png?q=I%20do%20not%2C%22%20I%20felt%20oddly%20appalled%20by%20her%20statement.%20%22I'm%20an%20excellent%20liar.%20Ask%20my%20dentist.%20He%20swears%20I%20floss%20regularly.&a=Darynda%20Jones&c=Humor I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears... — Darynda Jones Darynda Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/erma-bombeck-quote-meaning-14111 2026-04-15T19:17:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14111.png?q=Humor%20is%20a%20spontaneous%2C%20wonderful%20bit%20of%20an%20outburst%20that%20just%20comes.%20It's%20unbridled%2C%20its%20unplanned%2C%20it's%20full%20of%20suprises.&a=Erma%20Bombeck&c=Humor Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned,... — Erma Bombeck Erma Bombeck quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jet-travel-remarkable-quote-meaning-14112 2026-04-15T19:17:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14112.png?q=Sometimes%20the%20most%20remarkable%20things%20seem%20commonplace.%20I%20mean%20when%20you%20think%20about%20it%20jet%20travel%20is%20pretty%20freaking%20remarkable.%20You%20get%20in%20a%20plane%20it%20defies%20the%20gravity%20of%20a%20entire%20planet%20by%20exploiting%20a%20loophole%20with%20air%20pressure%20and%20it%20flies%20across%20distances%20that%20would%20take%20months%20or%20years%20to%20cross%20by%20any%20means%20of%20travel%20that%20has%20been%20significant%20for%20more%20than%20a%20century%20or%20three.%20You%20hurtle%20above%20the%20earth%20at%20enough%20speed%20to%20kill%20you%20instantly%20should%20you%20bump%20into%20something%20and%20you%20can%20only%20breathe%20because%20someone%20built%20you%20a%20really%20good%20tin%20can%20that%20seems%20tight%20enough%20to%20hold%20in%20a%20decent%20amount%20of%20air.%20Hundreds%20of%20millions%20of%20man-hours%20of%20work%20and%20struggle%20and%20research%20blood%20sweat%20tears%20and%20lives%20have%20gone%20into%20the%20history%20of%20air%20travel%20and%20it%20has%20totally%20revolutionized%20the%20face%20of%20our%20planet%20and%20societies.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor Sometimes the most remarkable things seem commonplace. I mean when you think about it jet travel is ... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/michael-j-sullivan-quote-meaning-14113 2026-04-15T19:17:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14113.png?q=It%20was%20a%20trap%20after%20all%2C%E2%80%9D%20Alric%20said.%20He%20turned%20to%20Royce.%20%E2%80%9CMy%20apologies%20for%20doubting%20your%20sound%20paranoia.&a=Michael%20J.%20%20Sullivan&c=Humor It was a trap after all,” Alric said. He turned to Royce. “My apologies for doubting your sound para... — Michael J. Sullivan Michael J. Sullivan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/samuel-beckett-quote-meaning-14114 2026-04-15T19:17:56.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14114.png?q=POZZO%3A&a=Samuel%20Beckett&c=Humor POZZO: — Samuel Beckett Samuel Beckett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/patricia-briggs-quote-meaning-14115 2026-04-15T19:17:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14115.png?q=One%20of%20my%20professors%20once%20told%20me%20that%20the%20last%20official%20act%20of%20the%20British%20monarchy%20was%20when%20Queen%20Victoria%20refused%20to%20sign%20a%20law%20that%20made%20same-sex%20acts%20illegal.%20It%20would%20have%20made%20me%20think%20more%20highly%20of%20her%2C%20except%20the%20reason%20she%20objected%20was%20because%20she%20didn%E2%80%99t%20believe%20women%20would%20do%20anything%20like%20that.%20Parliament%20rewrote%20the%20law%20so%20it%20was%20specific%20to%20men%2C%20and%20she%20signed%20it.%20A%20tribute%20to%20enlightenment%2C%20Queen%20Victoria%20was%20not.%20Neither%2C%20as%20I%20have%20observed%20before%2C%20are%20werewolf%20packs.&a=Patricia%20Briggs&c=Humor One of my professors once told me that the last official act of the British monarchy was when Queen ... — Patricia Briggs Patricia Briggs quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/anne-bishop-quote-meaning-14116 2026-04-15T19:17:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14116.png?q=Do%20you%20always%20ask%20me%20the%20same%20questions%20you%20ask%20him%3F&a=Anne%20Bishop&c=Humor Do you always ask me the same questions you ask him? — Anne Bishop Anne Bishop quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-carlin-quote-meaning-14117 2026-04-15T19:17:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14117.png?q=Life%20is%20tough%2C%20then%20you%20die.&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sarah-j-maas-quote-meaning-14118 2026-04-15T19:17:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14118.png?q=Well%2C%22%20Lucien%20said%2C%20his%20remaining%20russet%20eye%20fixed%20on%20me%2C%20%22you%20don't%20look%20half%20as%20bad%20now.%20A%20relief%2C%20I%20suppose%2C%20since%20you're%20to%20live%20with%20us.%20Though%20the%20tunic%20isn't%20as%20pretty%20as%20a%20dress.&a=Sarah%20J.%20Maas&c=Humor Well," Lucien said, his remaining russet eye fixed on me, "you don't look half as bad now. A relief,... — Sarah J. Maas Sarah J. Maas quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/justin-halpern-quote-meaning-14119 2026-04-15T19:17:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14119.png?q=Why%20would%20you%20throw%20a%20ball%20in%20someone's%20face%3F...Huh.%20That's%20a%20pretty%20good%20reason.%20Well%2C%20I%20can't%20do%20much%20about%20your%20teacher%20being%20pissed%2C%20but%20me%20and%20you%20are%20good.&a=Justin%20Halpern&c=Humor Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do m... — Justin Halpern Justin Halpern quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lois-mcmaster-bujold-quote-meaning-14120 2026-04-15T19:17:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14120.png?q=Aim%20high.%20You%20may%20still%20miss%20the%20target%2C%20but%20at%20least%20you%20won't%20shoot%20your%20foot%20off.&a=Lois%20McMaster%20Bujold&c=Humor Aim high. You may still miss the target, but at least you won't shoot your foot off. — Lois McMaster Bujold Lois McMaster Bujold quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/euripides-quote-meaning-life-lesson-14121 2026-04-15T19:17:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14121.png?q=Human%20misery%20must%20somewhere%20have%20a%20stop%3B%20there%20is%20no%20wind%20that%20always%20blows%20a%20storm%3B%20great%20good%20fortune%20comes%20to%20failure%20in%20the%20end.%20All%20is%20change%3B%20all%20yields%20its%20place%20and%20goes%3B%20to%20persevere%2C%20trusting%20in%20what%20hopes%20he%20has%2C%20is%20courage%20in%20a%20man.%20The%20coward%20despairs.&a=Euripides&c=Humor Human misery must somewhere have a stop; there is no wind that always blows a storm; great good fort... — Euripides Euripides quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lisa-kleypas-quote-meaning-14122 2026-04-15T19:17:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14122.png?q=I've%20missed%20you%2C%20Sebastian.&a=Lisa%20Kleypas&c=Humor I've missed you, Sebastian. — Lisa Kleypas Lisa Kleypas quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-davis-quote-meaning-14123 2026-04-15T19:17:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14123.png?q=An%20idiot%20admires%20complexity%2C%20a%20genius%20admires%20simplicity%2C%20a%20physicist%20tries%20to%20make%20it%20simple%2C%20for%20an%20idiot%20anything%20the%20more%20complicated%20it%20is%20the%20more%20he%20will%20admire%20it%2C%20if%20you%20make%20something%20so%20clusterfucked%20he%20can't%20understand%20it%20he's%20gonna%20think%20you're%20a%20god%20cause%20you%20made%20it%20so%20complicated%20nobody%20can%20understand%20it.%20That's%20how%20they%20write%20journals%20in%20Academics%2C%20they%20try%20to%20make%20it%20so%20complicated%20people%20think%20you're%20a%20genius&a=Terry%20Davis%2C%20Creator%20of%20Temple%20OS&c=Humor An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity, a physicist tries to make it simple, for a... — Terry Davis, Creator of Temple OS Terry Davis, Creator of Temple OS quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-14124 2026-04-15T19:18:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14124.png?q=That's%20it%2C%20cupcake.%20You're%20going%20down.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor That's it, cupcake. You're going down. — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/michael-scott-quote-meaning-14125 2026-04-15T19:18:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14125.png?q=OK%2C%22%20Josh%20said%20evenly%2C%20%22I've%20seen%20men%20made%20of%20mud%2C%20I%20guess%20I%20can%20accept%20spying%20rats.%20Do%20they%20talk%3F%22%20he%20wondered%20aloud.&a=Michael%20Scott&c=Humor OK," Josh said evenly, "I've seen men made of mud, I guess I can accept spying rats. Do they talk?" ... — Michael Scott Michael Scott quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/grovers-voice-dont-let-me-die-quote-meaning-14126 2026-04-15T19:18:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14126.png?q=But%20Grover%E2%80%99s%20voice%20was%20already%20growing%20fainter.%20%E2%80%98Sweet%20dreams.%20Don%E2%80%99t%20let%20me%20die!&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor But Grover’s voice was already growing fainter. ‘Sweet dreams. Don’t let me die! — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ally-carter-quote-meaning-14127 2026-04-15T19:18:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14127.png?q='Tell%20Suzie%20she's%20a%20lucky%20cat.'%20Have%20sexier%20words%20ever%20been%20spoken%3F&a=Ally%20Carter&c=Humor 'Tell Suzie she's a lucky cat.' Have sexier words ever been spoken? — Ally Carter Ally Carter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/you-can-run-from-the-grave-quote-meaning-14128 2026-04-15T19:18:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14128.png?q=You%20can%20run%20from%20the%20grave%2C%20but%20you%20can't%20hide.&a=Jeaniene%20Frost&c=Humor You can run from the grave, but you can't hide. — Jeaniene Frost Jeaniene Frost quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/heisenberg-quote-meaning-insight-14129 2026-04-15T19:18:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14129.png?q=There%20are%20things%20that%20are%20so%20serious%20that%20you%20can%20only%20joke%20about%20them.&a=Werner%20Heisenberg&c=Humor There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them. — Werner Heisenberg Werner Heisenberg quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jen-campbell-quote-meaning-14130 2026-04-15T19:18:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14130.png?q=CUSTOMER%3A%20Do%20you%20have%20this%20children's%20book%20I've%20heard%20about%3F%20It's%20supposed%20to%20be%20very%20good.%20It's%20called%20%22Lionel%20Richie%20and%20the%20Wardrobe.&a=Jen%20Campbell&c=Humor CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's cal... — Jen Campbell Jen Campbell quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-green-quote-meaning-14131 2026-04-15T19:18:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14131.png?q=I%20don't%20know%20where%20people%20got%20the%20idea%20that%20characters%20in%20books%20are%20supposed%20to%20be%20likable.%20Books%20are%20not%20in%20the%20business%20of%20creating%20merely%20likeable%20characters%20with%20whom%20you%20can%20have%20some%20simple%20identification%20with.%20Books%20are%20in%20the%20business%20of%20creating%20great%20stories%20that%20make%20you're%20brain%20go%20ahhbdgbdmerhbergurhbudgerbudbaaarr.&a=John%20Green&c=Humor I don't know where people got the idea that characters in books are supposed to be likable. Books ar... — John Green John Green quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-carlin-quote-meaning-14132 2026-04-15T19:18:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14132.png?q=It's%20all%20bullshit%2C%20folks%20and%20it's%20bad%20for%20ya.&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya. — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/if-marilyn-monroe-was-alive-14133 2026-04-15T19:18:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14133.png?q=If%20Marilyn%20Monroe%20was%20alive%20right%20now%2C%20what%20would%20she%20be%20doing%3F'&a=Chuck%20Palahniuk&c=Humor If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?' — Chuck Palahniuk Chuck Palahniuk quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dark-jar-tin-zoo-quote-meaning-14134 2026-04-15T19:18:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14134.png?q=I%20love%20being%20in%20love%2C%20but%20I%20also%20love%20other%20things%2C%20like%20not%20being%20jealous%2C%20overly%20sensitive%2C%20or%20needy.&a=Dark%20Jar%20Tin%20Zoo&c=Humor I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or nee... — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Dark Jar Tin Zoo quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bill-bryson-quote-meaning-moose-14135 2026-04-15T19:18:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14135.png?q=Hunters%20will%20tell%20you%20that%20a%20moose%20is%20a%20wily%20and%20ferocious%20forest%20creature.%20Nonsense.%20A%20moose%20is%20a%20cow%20drawn%20by%20a%20three-year-old.&a=Bill%20Bryson&c=Humor Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a c... — Bill Bryson Bill Bryson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-limits-14136 2026-04-15T19:18:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14136.png?q=I'm%20amazing%20and%20studly%2C%20but%20I%20have%20limits.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits. — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dick-gregory-quote-meaning-14137 2026-04-15T19:18:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14137.png?q=Last%20time%20I%20was%20down%20South%20I%20walked%20into%20this%20restaurant%2C%20and%20this%20white%20waitress%20came%20up%20to%20me%20and%20said%3A%20'We%20don't%20serve%20colored%20people%20here.'%20%22I%20said%3A%20'that's%20all%20right%2C%20I%20don't%20eat%20colored%20people.%20Bring%20me%20a%20whole%20fried%20chicken.&a=Dick%20Gregory&c=Humor Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and ... — Dick Gregory Dick Gregory quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/molly-harper-quote-meaning-14138 2026-04-15T19:18:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14138.png?q=To%20say%20I%20had%20some%20pent-up%20anger%20would%20be%20like%20saying%20Britney%20Spears%20had%20minor%20impulse-control%20issues.&a=Molly%20Harper&c=Humor To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues... — Molly Harper Molly Harper quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/pg-wodehouse-quote-meaning-14139 2026-04-15T19:18:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14139.png?q=I'm%20not%20absolutely%20certain%20of%20my%20facts%2C%20but%20I%20rather%20fancy%20it's%20Shakespeare%20--%20or%2C%20if%20not%2C%20it's%20some%20equally%20brainy%20lad%20--%20who%20says%20that%20it's%20always%20just%20when%20a%20chappie%20is%20feeling%20particularly%20top-hole%2C%20and%20more%20than%20usually%20braced%20with%20things%20in%20general%20that%20Fate%20sneaks%20up%20behind%20him%20with%20a%20bit%20of%20lead%20piping.&a=P.G.%20Wodehouse&c=Humor I'm not absolutely certain of my facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare -- or, if not, it's some... — P.G. Wodehouse P.G. Wodehouse quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/david-gemmell-quote-meaning-14140 2026-04-15T19:18:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14140.png?q=What%20will%20you%20do%20now%3F'&a=David%20Gemmell&c=Humor What will you do now?' — David Gemmell David Gemmell quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/compromise-is-a-stalling-between-two-fools-14141 2026-04-15T19:18:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14141.png?q=Compromise%20is%20a%20stalling%20between%20two%20fools.&a=Stephen%20Fry&c=Humor Compromise is a stalling between two fools. — Stephen Fry Stephen Fry quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/julie-kagawa-quote-meaning-14142 2026-04-15T19:18:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14142.png?q=I%20sheathed%20my%20blade%20and%20glared%20at%20him.%20%22And%20here%20I%20almost%20thought%20you%20weren't%20a%20complete%20bastard.&a=Julie%20Kagawa&c=Humor I sheathed my blade and glared at him. "And here I almost thought you weren't a complete bastard. — Julie Kagawa Julie Kagawa quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brandon-sanderson-quote-meaning-14143 2026-04-15T19:18:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14143.png?q=We%20were%20like%20deaf%20people%20trying%20to%20dance%20to%20a%20beat%20we%20couldn't%20hear%2C%20long%20after%20the%20music%20actually%20stopped.&a=Brandon%20Sanderson&c=Humor We were like deaf people trying to dance to a beat we couldn't hear, long after the music actually s... — Brandon Sanderson Brandon Sanderson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mokokoma-mokhonoana-quote-meaning-14144 2026-04-15T19:18:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14144.png?q=Some%20people%20talk%20about%20other%20people%E2%80%99s%20failures%20with%20so%20much%20pleasure%20that%20you%20would%20swear%20they%20are%20talking%20about%20their%20own%20successes.&a=Mokokoma%20Mokhonoana&c=Humor Some people talk about other people’s failures with so much pleasure that you would swear they are t... — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Mokokoma Mokhonoana quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-14145 2026-04-15T19:18:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14145.png?q=The%20trouble%20with%20being%20a%20god%20is%20that%20you've%20got%20no%20one%20to%20pray%20to.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to. — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kim-harrison-quote-meaning-14146 2026-04-15T19:18:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14146.png?q=God%2C%20if%20you%20ever%20loved%20me%2C%20open%20my%20eyes%20for%20me%20when%20I'm%20being%20this%20stupid!%20(Ron)&a=Kim%20Harrison&c=Humor God, if you ever loved me, open my eyes for me when I'm being this stupid! (Ron) — Kim Harrison Kim Harrison quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/meeting-command-disregard-schedule-14147 2026-04-15T19:18:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14147.png?q=There's%20a%20meeting%20in%20Command.%20Disregard%20your%20current%20schedule%2C'%20he%20says.&a=Suzanne%20Collins&c=Humor There's a meeting in Command. Disregard your current schedule,' he says. — Suzanne Collins Suzanne Collins quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jasper-fforde-quote-meaning-14148 2026-04-15T19:18:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14148.png?q=Literary%20detection%20and%20firearms%20don't%20really%20go%20hand%20in%20hand%3B%20pen%20mighter%20than%20the%20sword%20and%20so%20forth.&a=Jasper%20Fforde&c=Humor Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand; pen mighter than the sword and so fort... — Jasper Fforde Jasper Fforde quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/meaning-of-jeaniene-frost-quote-14149 2026-04-15T19:18:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14149.png?q=I%20don't%20mind%20foreigners.%20God%20save%20the%20queen!%22%20he%20squeaked%20and%20ran.&a=Jeaniene%20Frost&c=Humor I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran. — Jeaniene Frost Jeaniene Frost quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-14150 2026-04-15T19:18:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14150.png?q=We've%20both%20got%20into%20the%20blue%20beetle.%20He%20got%20into%20the%20red%20door%2C%20I%20got%20into%20the%20white%20one.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor We've both got into the blue beetle. He got into the red door, I got into the white one. — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/meg-cabot-quote-meaning-14151 2026-04-15T19:18:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14151.png?q=This%20was%20very%20exciting.%20I'd%20never%20had%20two%20boys%20get%20into%20a%20fight%20over%20me%20before.%20The%20fact%20that%20one%20of%20the%20boys%20was%20my%20stepbrother%2C%20however%2C%20and%20held%20about%20as%20much%20romantic%20appeal%20for%20me%20as%20Max%2C%20the%20family%20dog%2C%20somewhat%20dampened%20my%20enthusiasm.%20And%20Michael%20wasn't%20much%20of%20a%20catch%2C%20either%2C%20when%20you%20actually%20thought%20about%20it%2C%20being%20a%20potential%20murderer%20and%20all.%20Oh%2C%20why%20did%20I%20have%20to%20have%20such%20a%20couple%20of%20losers%20fighting%20over%20me%3F%20Why%20couldn't%20Matt%20Damon%20and%20Ben%20Affleck%20fight%20over%20me%3F%20Now%20that%20would%20be%20truly%20excellent.&a=Meg%20Cabot&c=Humor This was very exciting. I'd never had two boys get into a fight over me before. The fact that one of... — Meg Cabot Meg Cabot quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/maureen-johnson-quote-meaning-welsh-14152 2026-04-15T19:18:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14152.png?q=Welsh%20is%20an%20actual%2C%20currently%20used%20language%20and%20our%20next-door%20neighbors%20Angela%20and%20Gaenor%20spoke%20it.%20It%20sounds%20like%20Wizard.&a=Maureen%20Johnson&c=Humor Welsh is an actual, currently used language and our next-door neighbors Angela and Gaenor spoke it. ... — Maureen Johnson Maureen Johnson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bill-cosby-quote-meaning-14153 2026-04-15T19:18:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14153.png?q=If%20you%20want%20to%20be%20seen%2C%20stand%20up.&a=Bill%20Cosby&c=Humor If you want to be seen, stand up. — Bill Cosby Bill Cosby quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/colleen-houck-quote-meaning-14154 2026-04-15T19:18:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14154.png?q=Pulling%20the%20chair%20out%20for%20me%2C%20he%20invited%20me%20to%20sit.&a=Colleen%20Houck&c=Humor Pulling the chair out for me, he invited me to sit. — Colleen Houck Colleen Houck quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/otrera-stayed-dead-quote-meaning-14155 2026-04-15T19:18:07.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14155.png?q=Otrera%20stayed%20dead%20the%20second%20time%2C%22%20Kinzie%20said%2C%20batting%20her%20eyes.%20%22We%20have%20to%20thank%20you%20for%20that.%20If%20you%20ever%20need%20a%20new%20girlfriend...well%2C%20I%20think%20you'd%20look%20great%20in%20an%20iron%20collar%20and%20an%20orange%20jumpsuit.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. ... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/julie-kagawa-quote-meaning-14156 2026-04-15T19:18:07.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14156.png?q=Bad%20kitty!%22%20he%20screeched%2C%20snarling%20and%20baring%20his%20fangs%20at%20Grimalkin%2C%20who%20yawned%20and%20turned%20away%20to%20groom%20his%20tail.%20%22Evil%2C%20evil%2C%20sneaky%20kitty!%20Bite%20your%20head%20off%20in%20your%20sleep%2C%20I%20will!%20Hang%20you%20by%20your%20toes%20and%20set%20you%20on%20fire!%20Burn%2C%20Burn!&a=Julie%20Kagawa&c=Humor Bad kitty!" he screeched, snarling and baring his fangs at Grimalkin, who yawned and turned away to ... — Julie Kagawa Julie Kagawa quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/understanding-rj-palacio-quote-14157 2026-04-15T19:18:07.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14157.png?q=I%20think%20we're%20too%20young%20to%20be%20dating.%20I%20mean%20I%20don't%20see%20what%20the%20rush%20is.%22%20Summer%20says.&a=R.J.%20Palacio&c=Humor I think we're too young to be dating. I mean I don't see what the rush is." Summer says. — R.J. Palacio R.J. Palacio quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/zoo-wee-mama-quote-meaning-14158 2026-04-15T19:18:07.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14158.png?q=Zoo-Wee%20Mama!&a=Jeff%20Kinney&c=Humor Zoo-Wee Mama! — Jeff Kinney Jeff Kinney quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/marjane-satrapi-quote-meaning-14159 2026-04-15T19:18:07.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14159.png?q=You%20are%20putting%20yourself%20in%20serious%20danger...'&a=Marjane%20Satrapi&c=Humor You are putting yourself in serious danger...' — Marjane Satrapi Marjane Satrapi quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/unusual-financial-activity-quote-meaning-14160 2026-04-15T19:18:08.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14160.png?q=Unusual%20financial%20activity%3A%20none%2C%20unless%20you%20count%20the%20fact%20that%20someone%20in%20the%20family%20is%20way%20too%20into%20Civil%20War%20biographies.%20(Can%20this%20be%20a%20possible%20indication%20of%20Confederate%20insurgents%20still%20living%20and%20working%20in%20Virginia%3F%20Must%20research%20further.)&a=Ally%20Carter&c=Humor Unusual financial activity: none, unless you count the fact that someone in the family is way too in... — Ally Carter Ally Carter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brandon-mull-pancakes-quote-meaning-14161 2026-04-15T19:18:08.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14161.png?q=I%20like%20pancakes.&a=Brandon%20Mull&c=Humor I like pancakes. — Brandon Mull Brandon Mull quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/laurell-k-hamilton-quote-meaning-14162 2026-04-15T19:18:08.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14162.png?q=All%20I%20really%20wanted%20to%20do%20was%20cuddle%20back%20under%20the%20blankets%2C%20maybe%20with%20a%20certain%20stuffed%20toy%20penguin%20I%20knew.%20Yeah%2C%20hiding%20sounded%20good.&a=Laurell%20K.%20Hamilton&c=Humor All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a certain stuffed toy pengu... — Laurell K. Hamilton Laurell K. Hamilton quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-hawkins-quote-meaning-14163 2026-04-15T19:18:08.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14163.png?q=You%20know%2C%20I%20can%20see%20more%20than%20just%20the%20future%20or%20the%20past.&a=Rachel%20Hawkins&c=Humor You know, I can see more than just the future or the past. — Rachel Hawkins Rachel Hawkins quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jennifer-crusie-quote-meaning-14164 2026-04-15T19:18:08.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14164.png?q=Heartache%20often%20drives%20us%20to%20consume%20things%20we%20wouldn't%20otherwise%2C%20such%20as%20an%20entire%20pint%20of%20Caramel%20Pecan%20Perfection%20high-fat%20ice%20cream%2C%20covered%20in%20ganache%2C%20the%20crack%20cocaine%20of%20frozed%20dairy.%20Twelve%20hundred%20calories%20per%20pint%2C%20six%20hundred%20and%20eighty%20of%20which%20are%20fat%20calories%2C%20but%20is%20only%20dulls%20the%20pain%20for%20the%20moment%2C%20there's%20that%20carb%20fog%20while%20you're%20standing%20at%20the%20sink%20shoving%20it%20in%20your%20face%2C%20and%20then%20it's%20over%20and%20you%20feel...used.%20Like%20a%20cheap%20pickup%20the%20Dove%20people%20seduced%20and%20abandoned%20in%20your%20kitchen%2C%20leaving%20you%20with%20sticky%20hands%20and%20an%20empty%20cup%20and%20a%20still-broken%20heart%2C%20except%20now%20you're%20mad%20at%20Dove%2C%20too.&a=Jennifer%20Crusie&c=Humor Heartache often drives us to consume things we wouldn't otherwise, such as an entire pint of Caramel... — Jennifer Crusie Jennifer Crusie quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-gibson-quote-meaning-14165 2026-04-15T19:18:08.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14165.png?q=You%20told%20me%20I%20was%20the%20best%20sex%20you'd%20ever%20had%20in%20your%20life...You%20couldn't%20get%20enough...At%20one%20point%20you%20were%20so%20loud%20I%20thought%20sure%20hotel%20security%20was%20going%20to%20beat%20down%20the%20door.&a=Rachel%20Gibson&c=Humor You told me I was the best sex you'd ever had in your life...You couldn't get enough...At one point ... — Rachel Gibson Rachel Gibson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-r-lindensmith-quote-meaning-14166 2026-04-15T19:18:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14166.png?q=I%20alternate%20between%20feeling%20sympathetic%20toward%20humanity%20and%20being%20a%20misanthrope.%20When%20I'm%20sympathetic%2C%20it%20usually%20means%20I%20haven't%20been%20around%20people%20in%20awhile.&a=John%20R%20Lindensmith&c=Humor I alternate between feeling sympathetic toward humanity and being a misanthrope. When I'm sympatheti... — John R Lindensmith John R Lindensmith quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/first-love-sweetness-meaning-14167 2026-04-15T19:18:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14167.png?q=People%20think%20first%20love%20is%20sweet%2C%20and%20never%20sweeter%20than%20when%20that%20first%20bond%20snaps.%20You've%20heard%20a%20thousand%20pop%20and%20country%20songs%20that%20prove%20the%20point%3B%20some%20fool%20got%20his%20heart%20broke.%20Yet%20that%20first%20broken%20heart%20is%20always%20the%20most%20painful%2C%20the%20slowest%20to%20mend%2C%20and%20leaves%20the%20most%20visible%20scar.%20What's%20so%20sweet%20about%20that%3F&a=Stephen%20King&c=Humor People think first love is sweet, and never sweeter than when that first bond snaps. You've heard a ... — Stephen King Stephen King quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hrabal-quote-meaning-gentle-soul-14168 2026-04-15T19:18:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14168.png?q=He%20was%20a%20gentle%20and%20sensitive%20soul%2C%20and%20therefore%20had%20a%20short%20temper%2C%20which%20is%20why%20he%20went%20straight%20after%20everything%20with%20an%20ax...&a=Bohumil%20Hrabal&c=Humor He was a gentle and sensitive soul, and therefore had a short temper, which is why he went straight ... — Bohumil Hrabal Bohumil Hrabal quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brandon-sanderson-quote-meaning-14169 2026-04-15T19:18:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14169.png?q=So%20.%20.%20.%20%2C%22%20I%20said.%20%22You're%20saying%20that%20by%20the%20end%20of%20our%20training%2C%20you%20expect%20us%20to%20be%20able%20to%20use&a=Brandon%20Sanderson&c=Humor So . . . ," I said. "You're saying that by the end of our training, you expect us to be able to use — Brandon Sanderson Brandon Sanderson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/yogi-berra-quote-meaning-14170 2026-04-15T19:18:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14170.png?q=I'd%20give%20my%20right%20arm%20to%20be%20ambidextrous.&a=Yogi%20Berra&c=Humor I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. — Yogi Berra Yogi Berra quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/suzy-toronto-quote-meaning-14171 2026-04-15T19:18:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14171.png?q=Life%20is%20All%20About%20How%20you%20Handle%20Plan%20B&a=Suzy%20Toronto&c=Humor Life is All About How you Handle Plan B — Suzy Toronto Suzy Toronto quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/patricia-briggs-quote-meaning-14172 2026-04-15T19:18:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14172.png?q=Women%20are%20sneaky.&a=Patricia%20Briggs&c=Humor Women are sneaky. — Patricia Briggs Patricia Briggs quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/david-mitchell-quote-meaning-14173 2026-04-15T19:18:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14173.png?q=A%20writer%20flirts%20with%20schizophrenia%2C%20nurtures%20synesthesia%2C%20and%20embraces%20obsessive-compulsive%20disorder.%20Your%20art%20feeds%20on%20you%2C%20your%20soul%2C%20and%2C%20yes%2C%20to%20a%20degree%2C%20your%20sanity.%20Writing%20novels%20worth%20reading%20will%20bugger%20up%20your%20mind%2C%20jeopardize%20your%20relationships%2C%20and%20distend%20your%20life.%20You%20have%20been%20warned.&a=David%20Mitchell&c=Humor A writer flirts with schizophrenia, nurtures synesthesia, and embraces obsessive-compulsive disorder... — David Mitchell David Mitchell quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/morrissey-quote-meaning-14174 2026-04-15T19:18:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14174.png?q=I%20don't%20mind%20if%20you%20forget%20me.&a=Morrissey&c=Humor I don't mind if you forget me. — Morrissey Morrissey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brian-p-cleary-quote-meaning-14175 2026-04-15T19:18:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14175.png?q=Whatever%20story%20you're%20telling%2C%20it%20will%20be%20more%20interesting%20if%2C%20at%20the%20end%20you%20add%2C%20%22and%20then%20everything%20burst%20into%20flames.&a=Brian%20P.%20Cleary&c=Humor Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everyth... — Brian P. Cleary Brian P. Cleary quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/chelsea-m-cameron-quote-meaning-14176 2026-04-15T19:18:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14176.png?q=There%20must%20be%20a%20mistake%2C%22%20I%20said.&a=Chelsea%20M.%20Cameron&c=Humor There must be a mistake," I said. — Chelsea M. Cameron Chelsea M. Cameron quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jonathan-stroud-quote-meaning-14177 2026-04-15T19:18:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14177.png?q=I%20wanted%20to%20wake%20you%20straightaway%2C%20but%20I%20knew%20I%20had%20to%20wait%20several%20hours%20to%20ensure%20you%20were%20safely%20recovered.&a=Jonathan%20Stroud&c=Humor I wanted to wake you straightaway, but I knew I had to wait several hours to ensure you were safely ... — Jonathan Stroud Jonathan Stroud quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/thea-harrison-quote-meaning-14178 2026-04-15T19:18:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14178.png?q=You%E2%80%99re%20not%20as%20sexy%20as%20I%20think%20you%20are.%E2%80%9D%20She%20squinted.%20Wait.%20That%20hadn%E2%80%99t%20come%20out%20right.&a=Thea%20Harrison&c=Humor You’re not as sexy as I think you are.” She squinted. Wait. That hadn’t come out right. — Thea Harrison Thea Harrison quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/wilkie-collins-quote-meaning-14179 2026-04-15T19:18:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14179.png?q=We%20had%20our%20breakfasts--whatever%20happens%20in%20a%20house%2C%20robbery%20or%20murder%2C%20it%20doesn't%20matter%2C%20you%20must%20have%20your%20breakfast.&a=Wilkie%20Collins&c=Humor We had our breakfasts--whatever happens in a house, robbery or murder, it doesn't matter, you must h... — Wilkie Collins Wilkie Collins quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/how-to-deal-with-nothing-laughing-14180 2026-04-15T19:18:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14180.png?q=How%20do%20you%20deal%20with%20it%3F%22%20Kami%20asked%20Jared.%20%22The%20laughing%20at%20nothing%20and%20occasionally%20stopping%20dead%20in%20your%20tracks.&a=Sarah%20Rees%20Brennan&c=Humor How do you deal with it?" Kami asked Jared. "The laughing at nothing and occasionally stopping dead ... — Sarah Rees Brennan Sarah Rees Brennan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/louise-rennison-quote-meaning-14181 2026-04-15T19:18:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14181.png?q=Rosie%20get%20off%20your%20desk%2C%20and%20please%20put%20your%20beard%20away.&a=Louise%20Rennison&c=Humor Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away. — Louise Rennison Louise Rennison quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kresley-cole-quote-meaning-14182 2026-04-15T19:18:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14182.png?q=I%20hope%20they're%20in%20town.%20I%20want%20to%20face%20them!%E2%80%9D%20Regin%20stood%20and%20brandished%20one%20of%20the%20two%20swords%20that%20she%20usually%20wore%20in%20sheaths%20crisscrossed%20on%20her%20back%20in%20addition%20to%20the%20dagger%20sheath%20she%20customarily%20wore%20on%20her%20forearm.%20%22I'll%20lunch%20on%20their%20balls!&a=Kresley%20Cole&c=Humor I hope they're in town. I want to face them!” Regin stood and brandished one of the two swords that ... — Kresley Cole Kresley Cole quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jr-ward-quote-meaning-life-14183 2026-04-15T19:18:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14183.png?q=But%20that%20was%20life%3A%20Nobody%20got%20a%20guided%20tour%20to%20their%20own%20theme%20park.%20You%20had%20to%20hop%20on%20the%20rides%20as%20they%20presented%20themselves%2C%20never%20knowing%20whether%20you%20would%20like%20the%20one%20you%20were%20in%20line%20for...or%20if%20the%20bastard%20was%20going%20to%20make%20you%20throw%20up%20your%20corn%20dog%20and%20your%20cotton%20candy%20all%20over%20the%20place.&a=J.R.%20Ward&c=Humor But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as ... — J.R. Ward J.R. Ward quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/becca-fitzpatrick-quote-meaning-14184 2026-04-15T19:18:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14184.png?q=You%20don't%20happen%20to%20have%20a%20thousand%20dollars%20I%20can%20borrow%3F&a=Becca%20Fitzpatrick&c=Humor You don't happen to have a thousand dollars I can borrow? — Becca Fitzpatrick Becca Fitzpatrick quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kim-harrison-quote-meaning-14185 2026-04-15T19:18:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14185.png?q=Most%20of%20the%20upper%20management%20of%20I.S.%20were%20undead.%20I%20always%20thought%20it%20was%20because%20the%20job%20was%20easier%20if%20you%20didn't%20have%20a%20soul.&a=Kim%20Harrison&c=Humor Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier... — Kim Harrison Kim Harrison quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jimbutcher-quote-meaning-irony-14186 2026-04-15T19:18:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14186.png?q=Hell's%20bells%2C%20irony%20blows.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor Hell's bells, irony blows. — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jean-kerr-quote-meaning-14187 2026-04-15T19:18:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14187.png?q=Do%20you%20know%20how%20helpless%20you%20feel%20if%20you%20have%20a%20full%20cup%20of%20coffee%20in%20your%20hand%20and%20you%20start%20to%20sneeze%3F&a=Jean%20Kerr&c=Humor Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sne... — Jean Kerr Jean Kerr quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/fried-alive-eaten-by-mexicans-14188 2026-04-15T19:18:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14188.png?q=I'd%20rather%20be%20fried%20alive%20and%20eaten%20by%20Mexicans.&a=Roald%20Dahl&c=Humor I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl Roald Dahl quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/becca-fitzpatrick-quote-meaning-14189 2026-04-15T19:18:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14189.png?q=Do%20you%20sleep%20naked%3F&a=Becca%20Fitzpatrick&c=Humor Do you sleep naked? — Becca Fitzpatrick Becca Fitzpatrick quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dave-barry-olympics-quote-meaning-14190 2026-04-15T19:18:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14190.png?q=I%20love%20the%20Olympics%2C%20because%20they%20enable%20people%20from%20all%20over%20the%20world%20to%20come%20together%20and--regardless%20of%20their%20political%20or%20cultural%20differences--accuse%20each%20other%20of%20cheating.&a=Dave%20Barry&c=Humor I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regard... — Dave Barry Dave Barry quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/chetan-bhagat-quote-meaning-14191 2026-04-15T19:18:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14191.png?q=How%20can%20such%20scary%20looking%20parents%20create%20something%20so%20cute%3F&a=Chetan%20Bhagat&c=Humor How can such scary looking parents create something so cute? — Chetan Bhagat Chetan Bhagat quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mae-west-quote-meaning-ideals-14192 2026-04-15T19:18:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14192.png?q=I%20see%20you're%20a%20man%20with%20ideals.%20I%20better%20be%20going%20before%20you've%20still%20got%20them.&a=Mae%20West&c=Humor I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them. — Mae West Mae West quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/wylan-education-words-meaning-14193 2026-04-15T19:18:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14193.png?q=Wylan%20drew%20himself%20up.%20%E2%80%9CI%20may%20not%20have%20had%20your%20%E2%80%A6%20education%2C%20but%20I%E2%80%99m%20sure%20I%20know%20plenty%20of%20words%20that%20you%20don%E2%80%99t.&a=Leigh%20Bardugo&c=Humor Wylan drew himself up. “I may not have had your … education, but I’m sure I know plenty of words tha... — Leigh Bardugo Leigh Bardugo quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/heinlein-quote-meaning-explained-14194 2026-04-15T19:18:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14194.png?q=Don't%20explain%20computers%20to%20laymen.%20Simpler%20to%20explain%20sex%20to%20a%20virgin.&a=Robert%20A.%20Heinlein&c=Humor Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin. — Robert A. Heinlein Robert A. Heinlein quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/margaret-atwood-quote-meaning-14195 2026-04-15T19:18:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14195.png?q=I'm%20not%20senile%2C%22%20I%20snapped.%20%22If%20I%20burn%20the%20house%20down%20it%20will%20be%20on%20purpose.&a=Margaret%20Atwood&c=Humor I'm not senile," I snapped. "If I burn the house down it will be on purpose. — Margaret Atwood Margaret Atwood quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jk-rowling-quote-meaning-sacrifices-14196 2026-04-15T19:18:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14196.png?q=That's%20chess!%22%20snapped%20Ron.%20%22You've%20got%20to%20make%20some%20sacrifices!&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor That's chess!" snapped Ron. "You've got to make some sacrifices! — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jk-rowling-quote-meaning-flying-house-14197 2026-04-15T19:18:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14197.png?q=Don't%20be%20stupid%2C%20it's%20a%20flying%20house!&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor Don't be stupid, it's a flying house! — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/graham-chapman-quote-meaning-14198 2026-04-15T19:18:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14198.png?q=Sir%20Beldevere%3A%20What%20makes%20you%20think%20she's%20a%20witch%3F&a=Graham%20Chapman&c=Humor Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? — Graham Chapman Graham Chapman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/billie-joe-armstrong-quote-meaning-14199 2026-04-15T19:18:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14199.png?q=A%20guy%20walks%20up%20to%20me%20and%20asks%2C%20%22What's%20Punk%3F%22.%20So%20I%20kick%20over%20a%20garbage%20can%20and%20say.%20%22That's%20punk!%22.%20So%20he%20kicks%20over%20the%20garbage%20can%20and%20says%2C%20%22That's%20Punk%3F%22%2C%20and%20I%20say%2C%20%22No%20that's%20trendy!&a=Billie%20Joe%20Armstrong&c=Humor A guy walks up to me and asks, "What's Punk?". So I kick over a garbage can and say. "That's punk!".... — Billie Joe Armstrong Billie Joe Armstrong quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/are-there-weapons-in-a-bookstore-14200 2026-04-15T19:18:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14200.png?q=Are%20there%20weapons%20in%20a%20bookstore%3F'&a=Anne%20Bishop&c=Humor Are there weapons in a bookstore?' — Anne Bishop Anne Bishop quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-14201 2026-04-15T19:18:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14201.png?q=Don't%20you%20understand%3F%22%20snarled%20Rincewind.%20%22We%20are%20going%20over%20the%20Edge%2C%20godsdammit!&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor Don't you understand?" snarled Rincewind. "We are going over the Edge, godsdammit! — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sir-james-mackintosh-quote-meaning-14202 2026-04-15T19:18:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14202.png?q=The%20powers%20of%20a%20man's%20mind%20are%20directly%20proportioned%20to%20the%20quantity%20of%20coffee%20he%20drinks.&a=Sir%20James%20Mackintosh&c=Humor The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks. — Sir James Mackintosh Sir James Mackintosh quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/elle-kennedy-quote-meaning-14203 2026-04-15T19:18:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14203.png?q=Just%20as%20the%20door%20opens%2C%20I%20look%20intently%20at%20the%20screen%20and%20act%20like%20I'm%20still%20chatting%20with%20her%20mother.%20'--And%20she%20stuck%20her%20finger%20in%20my%20ass%20when%20she%20was%20blowing%20me%2C%20which%20was%20fucking%20incredible.%20I%20never%20thought%20I'd%20enjoy%20having%20anything%20up%20there%2C%20but--'&a=Elle%20Kennedy&c=Humor Just as the door opens, I look intently at the screen and act like I'm still chatting with her mothe... — Elle Kennedy Elle Kennedy quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gillian-flynn-quote-meaning-14204 2026-04-15T19:18:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14204.png?q=Something%20bad%20was%20about%20to%20happen.%20My%20wife%20was%20being%20clever%20again.&a=Gillian%20Flynn&c=Humor Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again. — Gillian Flynn Gillian Flynn quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/pittacus-lore-quote-meaning-14205 2026-04-15T19:18:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14205.png?q=Why%20couldn't%20you%20turn%20into%20a%20fireball%20when%20we%20were%20on%20the%20same%20team!&a=Pittacus%20Lore&c=Humor Why couldn't you turn into a fireball when we were on the same team! — Pittacus Lore Pittacus Lore quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/meaning-of-f-scott-fitzgerald-quote-14206 2026-04-15T19:18:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14206.png?q=The%20kiss%20originated%20when%20the%20first%20male%20reptile%20licked%20the%20first%20female%20reptile%2C%20implying%20in%20a%20subtle%20way%20that%20she%20was%20as%20succulent%20as%20the%20small%20reptile%20he%20had%20for%20dinner%20the%20night%20before.&a=F.%20Scott%20Fitzgerald&c=Humor The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtl... — F. Scott Fitzgerald F. Scott Fitzgerald quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/douglas-adams-quote-meaning-14207 2026-04-15T19:18:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14207.png?q=Programming%20today%20is%20a%20race%20between%20software%20engineers%20striving%20to%20build%20bigger%20and%20better%20idiot-proof%20programs%2C%20and%20the%20Universe%20trying%20to%20produce%20bigger%20and%20better%20idiots.%20So%20far%2C%20the%20Universe%20is%20winning.&a=Douglas%20Adams&c=Humor Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-pro... — Douglas Adams Douglas Adams quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/susan-ee-quote-meaning-14208 2026-04-15T19:18:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14208.png?q=Who%20knew%3F%20I%20had%20no%20idea%20that%20someone%20could%20be%20such%20a%20thorn%20in%20your%20foot%20during%20a%20death%20march%20and%20still%20be%20irresistibly%20attractive%20in%20some%20magical%2C%20undeniable%20way.&a=Susan%20Ee&c=Humor Who knew? I had no idea that someone could be such a thorn in your foot during a death march and sti... — Susan Ee Susan Ee quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-twain-humor-tragedy-plus-time-14209 2026-04-15T19:18:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14209.png?q=Humor%20is%20tragedy%20plus%20time.&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor Humor is tragedy plus time. — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-twain-quote-meaning-14210 2026-04-15T19:18:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14210.png?q=I%20once%20sent%20a%20dozen%20of%20my%20friends%20a%20telegram%20saying%20'flee%20at%20once%20-%20all%20is%20discovered.'%20They%20all%20left%20town%20immediately.&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all lef... — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jane-austen-quote-meaning-14211 2026-04-15T19:18:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14211.png?q=my%20good%20qualities%20are%20under%20your%20protection%2C%20and%20you%20are%20to%20exaggerate%20them%20as%20much%20as%20possible%3B%20and%2C%20in%20return%2C%20it%20belongs%20to%20me%20to%20find%20occasion%20for%20teasing%20and%20quarreling%20with%20you%20as%20often%20as%20may%20be...&a=Jane%20Austen&c=Humor my good qualities are under your protection, and you are to exaggerate them as much as possible; and... — Jane Austen Jane Austen quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jarod-kintz-quote-meaning-14212 2026-04-15T19:18:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14212.png?q=Coaching%20101%3A%20First%20you%20build%20the%20team%2C%20and%20then%20you%20build%20the%20torture%20chamber%20for%20underperformers.&a=Jarod%20Kintz&c=Humor Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers. — Jarod Kintz Jarod Kintz quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brandon-sanderson-quote-meaning-14213 2026-04-15T19:18:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14213.png?q=Personally%2C%20I%20like%20it%20much%20better%20when%20someone%20else%20does%20the%20decision%20making.%20That%20way%20you%20have%20legitimate%20grounds%20to%20whine%20and%20complain.%20I%20tend%20to%20find%20both%20whining%20and%20complaining%20quite%20interesting%20and%20amusing%2C%20though%20sometimes--unfortunately--it's%20hard%20to%20choose%20which%20one%20of%20the%20two%20I%20want%20to%20do.&a=Brandon%20Sanderson&c=Humor Personally, I like it much better when someone else does the decision making. That way you have legi... — Brandon Sanderson Brandon Sanderson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tite-kubo-quote-meaning-14214 2026-04-15T19:18:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14214.png?q=BE%20QUIET!!...What%20do%20you%20want...%3F%20I%20was%20in%20the%20middle%20of%20saying%20something%20nice...&a=Tite%20Kubo&c=Humor BE QUIET!!...What do you want...? I was in the middle of saying something nice... — Tite Kubo Tite Kubo quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/alice-oseman-gay-panic-quote-meaning-14215 2026-04-15T19:18:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14215.png?q=...honestly%20I'm%20having%20a%20proper%20full-on%20GAY%20PANIC.&a=Alice%20Oseman&c=Humor ...honestly I'm having a proper full-on GAY PANIC. — Alice Oseman Alice Oseman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/woody-allen-quote-meaning-14216 2026-04-15T19:18:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14216.png?q=How%20can%20I%20believe%20in%20God%20when%20just%20last%20week%20I%20got%20my%20tongue%20caught%20in%20the%20roller%20of%20an%20electric%20typewriter%3F&a=Woody%20Allen&c=Humor How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typ... — Woody Allen Woody Allen quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rainbow-rowell-quote-meaning-14217 2026-04-15T19:18:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14217.png?q=Maybe%20we%20should%20go%20on%20lots%20of%20double%20dates%2C%E2%80%9D%20Cath%20said%2C%20%E2%80%9Cand%20then%20we%20can%20get%20married%20on%20the%20same%20day%20in%20a%20double%20ceremony%2C%20in%20matching%20dresses%2C%20and%20the%20four%20of%20us%20will%20light%20the%20unity%20candle%20all%20at%20the%20same%20time.&a=Rainbow%20Rowell&c=Humor Maybe we should go on lots of double dates,” Cath said, “and then we can get married on the same day... — Rainbow Rowell Rainbow Rowell quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/christopher-moore-quote-meaning-14218 2026-04-15T19:18:20.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14218.png?q=He%20was%20a%20writer%20and%20words%20were%20his%20weapons.&a=Christopher%20Moore&c=Humor He was a writer and words were his weapons. — Christopher Moore Christopher Moore quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/blood-you-spill-is-blood-of-kings-14219 2026-04-15T19:18:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14219.png?q=The%20blood%20you%20spill%20is%20the%20blood%20of%20kings%2C%E2%80%9D%20seethed%20Dunyasha.%20%E2%80%9CYou%20are%20not%20fit%20for%20such%20a%20gift.&a=Leigh%20Bardugo&c=Humor The blood you spill is the blood of kings,” seethed Dunyasha. “You are not fit for such a gift. — Leigh Bardugo Leigh Bardugo quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jasper-fforde-quote-meaning-14220 2026-04-15T19:18:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14220.png?q=Mr.%20McGregor's%20a%20nasty%20piece%20of%20work%2C%20isn't%20he%3F%20Quite%20the%20Darth%20Vader%20of%20children's%20literature.&a=Jasper%20Fforde&c=Humor Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature. — Jasper Fforde Jasper Fforde quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sean-gibson-quote-meaning-14221 2026-04-15T19:18:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14221.png?q=The%20day%20I%20can't%20pull%20something%20useful%20out%20of%20my%20ass%20is%20the%20day%20I%20quit%20sticking%20things%20up%20my%20ass.&a=Sean%20Gibson&c=Humor The day I can't pull something useful out of my ass is the day I quit sticking things up my ass. — Sean Gibson Sean Gibson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/meg-cabot-quote-meaning-zombies-14222 2026-04-15T19:18:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14222.png?q=However%2C%20because%20they%20have%20no%20actual%20interests%20of%20their%20own%20(or%20if%20they%20do%2C%20they%20squelch%20them%20in%20order%20to%20fit%20in)%20and%20merely%20pursue%20those%20that%20they%20think%20will%20look%20best%20on%20their%20college%20apps%2C%20they're%20zombies.&a=Meg%20Cabot&c=Humor However, because they have no actual interests of their own (or if they do, they squelch them in ord... — Meg Cabot Meg Cabot quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/janette-rallison-quote-meaning-14223 2026-04-15T19:18:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14223.png?q=Madame%20Bellwings%2C%20Memoir%20Elf%20Coordinator%2C%20was%20not%20at%20all%20pleased%20with%20this%20request%2C%20because%20elves%20who%20write%20the%20memoirs%20of%20teenage%20girls%20have%20the%20habit%20of%20returning%20to%20the%20magical%20realm%20with%20atrocious%20grammar.%20They%20can't%20seem%20to%20shake%20the%20phrases%20%22watever%22%20and%20%22no%20way%2C%22%20and%20they%20insert%20the%20word%20like%20into%20so%20many%20sentences%20that%20the%20other%20elves%20start%20slapping%20them...and%20for%20no%20apparent%20reason%20occasionally%20call%20out%20the%20name%20Edward%20Cullen.&a=Janette%20Rallison&c=Humor Madame Bellwings, Memoir Elf Coordinator, was not at all pleased with this request, because elves wh... — Janette Rallison Janette Rallison quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-14224 2026-04-15T19:18:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14224.png?q=It%20was%20beautiful%20in%20a%20harsh%20I'm-going-to-gut-you-like-a-fish%20kind%20of%20way.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor It was beautiful in a harsh I'm-going-to-gut-you-like-a-fish kind of way. — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/shelly-laurenston-quote-meaning-14225 2026-04-15T19:18:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14225.png?q=Heifer.&a=Shelly%20Laurenston&c=Humor Heifer. — Shelly Laurenston Shelly Laurenston quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dave-barry-quote-meaning-14226 2026-04-15T19:18:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14226.png?q=Eating%20rice%20cakes%20is%20like%20chewing%20on%20a%20foam%20coffee%20cup%2C%20only%20less%20filling.&a=Dave%20Barry&c=Humor Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. — Dave Barry Dave Barry quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steve-harvey-quote-meaning-14227 2026-04-15T19:18:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14227.png?q=Let%20him%20treat%20you%20like%20a%20lady%20and%20open%20the%20car%20door%20for%20you.%20If%20he%20doesn't%20automatically%20open%20the%20door%20for%20you%2C%20stand%20by%20the%20darn%20thing%20and%20don't%20get%20into%20the%20vehicle%20until%20he%20realises%20he%20needs%20to%20get%20hid%20behind%20out%20of%20the%20driver's%20seat%20and%20come%20round%20and%20open%20the%20car%20door%20for%20you.%20That's%20his%20job!&a=Steve%20Harvey&c=Humor Let him treat you like a lady and open the car door for you. If he doesn't automatically open the do... — Steve Harvey Steve Harvey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/when-did-you-become-a-woman-14228 2026-04-15T19:18:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14228.png?q=When%20did%20you%20become%20a%20woman%3F%22-Hatori&a=Natsuki%20Takaya&c=Humor When did you become a woman?"-Hatori — Natsuki Takaya Natsuki Takaya quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/marshall-mcluhan-quote-meaning-14229 2026-04-15T19:18:21.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14229.png?q=Art%20is%20anything%20you%20can%20get%20away%20with.&a=Marshall%20McLuhan&c=Humor Art is anything you can get away with. — Marshall McLuhan Marshall McLuhan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brandon-sanderson-quote-meaning-14230 2026-04-15T19:18:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14230.png?q=That%20caravan%20looks%20as%20if%20it%E2%80%99s%20all%20Vorin.%20Also%2C%20you%20look%20a%20little%20spindly%20for%20a%20Horneater.&a=Brandon%20Sanderson&c=Humor That caravan looks as if it’s all Vorin. Also, you look a little spindly for a Horneater. — Brandon Sanderson Brandon Sanderson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/where-does-she-get-her-supplies-14231 2026-04-15T19:18:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14231.png?q=...Where%20does%20she%20get%20her%20supplies%3F&a=Marissa%20Meyer&c=Humor ...Where does she get her supplies? — Marissa Meyer Marissa Meyer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/vlad-hated-paperwork-quote-meaning-14232 2026-04-15T19:18:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14232.png?q=Vlad%20hated%20doing%20the%20paperwork%20as%20much%20as%20he%20did%20when%20a%20human%20employee%20quit%2C%20which%20was%20why%20they'd%20both%20made%20a%20promise%20not%20to%20eat%20quitters%20just%20to%20avoid%20the%20paperwork.%20As%20Tess%20had%20pointed%20out%2C%20eating%20the%20staff%20was%20bad%20for%20morale%20and%20made%20it%20so%20much%20harder%20to%20find%20new%20employees.&a=Anne%20Bishop&c=Humor Vlad hated doing the paperwork as much as he did when a human employee quit, which was why they'd bo... — Anne Bishop Anne Bishop quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/yann-martel-quote-meaning-14233 2026-04-15T19:18:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14233.png?q=I%20thought%20they%20were%20helping%20me.%20I%20was%20so%20full%20of%20trust%20in%20them%20that%20I%20felt%20grateful%20as%20they%20carried%20me%20in%20the%20air.%20Only%20when%20they%20threw%20me%20overboard%20did%20I%20begin%20to%20have%20doubts.&a=Yann%20Martel&c=Humor I thought they were helping me. I was so full of trust in them that I felt grateful as they carried ... — Yann Martel Yann Martel quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jennifer-crusie-quote-meaning-14234 2026-04-15T19:18:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14234.png?q=Emilio%20appeared%20with%20wine%20before%20Cal%20could%20say%20anything%2C%20and%20Min%20beamed%20at%20him%2C%20grateful%20for%20the%20rescue.%20%22Emilio%2C%20my%20darling.%20I%20forgot%20to%20mention%20cake%20boxes.%20Two%20hundred%20cake%20boxes.&a=Jennifer%20Crusie&c=Humor Emilio appeared with wine before Cal could say anything, and Min beamed at him, grateful for the res... — Jennifer Crusie Jennifer Crusie quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/andy-weir-quote-meaning-14235 2026-04-15T19:18:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14235.png?q=This%20is%20happy!%20Your%20face%20opening%20is%20in%20sad%20mode.%20Why%2C%20question%3F&a=Andy%20Weir&c=Humor This is happy! Your face opening is in sad mode. Why, question? — Andy Weir Andy Weir quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-caine-quote-meaning-14236 2026-04-15T19:18:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14236.png?q=He%20started%20to%20touch%20the%20mechanism%20under%20the%20keyboard%2C&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor He started to touch the mechanism under the keyboard, — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/leo-lunged-at-passalos-quote-meaning-14237 2026-04-15T19:18:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14237.png?q=%5BLeo%5D%20lunged%20at%20Passalos%2C%20but%20the%20red-furred%20dwarf%20was%20too%20quick.%20He%20sprang%20from%20his%20chair%2C%20bounced%20off%20Jason%E2%80%99s%20head%2C%20did%20a%20flip%2C%20and%20landed%20next%20to%20Leo%2C%20his%20hairy%20arms%20around%20Leo%E2%80%99s%20waist.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor [Leo] lunged at Passalos, but the red-furred dwarf was too quick. He sprang from his chair, bounced ... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/martin-amis-quote-meaning-14238 2026-04-15T19:18:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14238.png?q=The%20universe%20is%20a%20million%20billion%20light-years%20wide%2C%20and%20every%20inch%20of%20it%20would%20kill%20you%20if%20you%20went%20there.%20This%20is%20the%20position%20of%20the%20universe%20with%20regards%20to%20human%20life.&a=Martin%20Amis&c=Humor The universe is a million billion light-years wide, and every inch of it would kill you if you went ... — Martin Amis Martin Amis quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/derek-landy-quote-meaning-14239 2026-04-15T19:18:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14239.png?q=tanith%3A%20have%20you%20called%20the%20police%3F&a=Derek%20Landy&c=Humor tanith: have you called the police? — Derek Landy Derek Landy quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/darynda-jones-quote-meaning-14240 2026-04-15T19:18:23.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14240.png?q=I%20was%20never%20really%20certain%20why%20he%20scared%20the%20bejesus%20out%20of%20me.%20Nothing%20scared%20me%20growing%20up.%20I%E2%80%99ve%20been%20playing%20with%20dead%20people%20since%20the%20day%20I%20was%20born%2C%20so%20it%E2%80%99s%20good%20thing%2C%20yet%20the%20Big%20Bad%20scared%20me.%20Which%20brings%20me%20to%20the%20reason%20I%20called.&a=Darynda%20Jones&c=Humor I was never really certain why he scared the bejesus out of me. Nothing scared me growing up. I’ve b... — Darynda Jones Darynda Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-14241 2026-04-15T19:18:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14241.png?q=If%20possible%2C%20try%20to%20avoid%20pushing%20each%20other%20over%20the%20edge%2C%20as%20that%20would%20cause%20me%20extra%20paperwork.&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork. — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-14242 2026-04-15T19:18:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14242.png?q=I%20swear%20that%20woman%20had%20a%20previous%20career%20as%20a%20death-hunter%20selling%20tragic%20ballads%20down%20around%20the%20Seven%20Dials%2C%22%20said%20Will.%20%22And%20I%20do%20wish%20she%20wouldn't%20sing%20about%20poisoning%20just%20after%20we've%20eaten.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor I swear that woman had a previous career as a death-hunter selling tragic ballads down around the Se... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-carlin-quote-meaning-14243 2026-04-15T19:18:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14243.png?q=There%20are%20women%20named%20Faith%2C%20Hope%2C%20Joy%2C%20and%20Prudence.%20Why%20not%20Despair%2C%20Guilt%2C%20Rage%2C%20and%20Grief%3F%20It%20seems%20only%20right.%20'Tom%2C%20I'd%20like%20you%20to%20meet%20the%20girl%20of%20my%20dreams%2C%20Tragedy.'%20These%20days%2C%20Trajedi.&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It se... — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/nalini-singh-quote-meaning-14244 2026-04-15T19:18:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14244.png?q=She%20blew%20out%20a%20breath%20between%20gritted%20teeth.%20%E2%80%9CSometimes%20I%20really%20want%20to%E2%80%9D%E2%80%94a%20frustrated%20sound%E2%80%94%E2%80%9Cbite%20you!&a=Nalini%20Singh&c=Humor She blew out a breath between gritted teeth. “Sometimes I really want to”—a frustrated sound—“bite y... — Nalini Singh Nalini Singh quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gail-carriger-quote-meaning-14245 2026-04-15T19:18:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14245.png?q=My&a=Gail%20Carriger&c=Humor My — Gail Carriger Gail Carriger quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jd-robb-quote-meaning-14246 2026-04-15T19:18:26.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14246.png?q=I%20hate%20patience.%20Slows%20everything%20down.&a=J.D.%20Robb&c=Humor I hate patience. Slows everything down. — J.D. Robb J.D. Robb quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sheridan-quote-meaning-humor-14247 2026-04-15T19:18:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14247.png?q=If%20I%20owned%20Texas%20and%20Hell%2C%20I%20would%20rent%20out%20Texas%20and%20live%20in%20Hell&a=General%20Philip%20Henry%20Sheridan&c=Humor If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell — General Philip Henry Sheridan General Philip Henry Sheridan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/nora-roberts-quote-meaning-14248 2026-04-15T19:18:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14248.png?q=Excuse%20me%3F%20Tonight%20you%20represent%20every%20dateless%20woman%20in%20this%20city%2C%20every%20woman%20who's%20about%20to%20sit%20down%20to%20a%20lonely%20meal%20of%20Weight%20Watchers%20past%20primavera%20she's%20just%20nuked%20in%20the%20microwave.%20Every%20woman%20who%20will%20get%20into%20bed%20tonight%20with%20a%20book%20or%20reruns%20of%20Sex%20and%20the%20City%20as%20her%20only%20companion.%20You%20are%20our%20shining%20hope....But%20no%20pressure.&a=Nora%20Roberts&c=Humor Excuse me? Tonight you represent every dateless woman in this city, every woman who's about to sit d... — Nora Roberts Nora Roberts quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-vincent-quote-meaning-14249 2026-04-15T19:18:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14249.png?q=Walking%20around%20nude%20in%20front%20of%20humans%20was%20not%20a%20good%20way%20to%20keep%20a%20low%20profile%20with%20the%20community.%20It%20was%20an%20excellent%20way%20to%20make%20new%20friends%2C%20though.&a=Rachel%20Vincent&c=Humor Walking around nude in front of humans was not a good way to keep a low profile with the community. ... — Rachel Vincent Rachel Vincent quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brandon-mull-quote-meaning-14250 2026-04-15T19:18:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14250.png?q=Could%20you%20just%20call%20me%20Pigeon%3F%E2%80%9D%20he%20asked%20the%20teacher%20when%20she%20read%20his%20name.&a=Brandon%20Mull&c=Humor Could you just call me Pigeon?” he asked the teacher when she read his name. — Brandon Mull Brandon Mull quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steven-moffat-quote-meaning-14251 2026-04-15T19:18:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14251.png?q=This%20was%20supposed%20to%20be%20yesterday.%20I%20was%20sitting%20on%20the%20Cardiff%2FLondon%20train%2C%20supposedly%20about%20to%20write%20this%20very%20column%2C%20and%20realising%20something%20quite%20terrible.%20My%20head%20was%20entirely%20empty.%20A%20vast%20echoing%20void.%20Bigger%20on%20the%20inside%2C%20but%20with%20nothing%20in%20it.%20You%20could%20drop%20a%20pebble%20in%20my%20brain%20and%20wait%20for%20an%20hour%20to%20hear%20it%20land.%20No%20actually%2C%20you%20couldn't%20-%20that%20would%20be%20aggressive%20and%20unhelpful%2C%20so%20keep%20your%20damn%20pebbles%20to%20yourself.&a=Steven%20Moffat&c=Humor This was supposed to be yesterday. I was sitting on the Cardiff/London train, supposedly about to wr... — Steven Moffat Steven Moffat quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/raymond-chandler-quote-meaning-14252 2026-04-15T19:18:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14252.png?q=I%20don%E2%80%99t%20mind%20if%20you%20don%E2%80%99t%20like%20my%20manners.%20They%E2%80%99re%20pretty%20bad.%20I%20grieve%20over%20them%20during%20the%20long%20winter%20evenings.&a=Raymond%20Chandler&c=Humor I don’t mind if you don’t like my manners. They’re pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long wi... — Raymond Chandler Raymond Chandler quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/susanna-clarke-quote-meaning-14253 2026-04-15T19:18:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14253.png?q=It%20has%20been%20remarked%20(by%20a%20lady%20infinitely%20cleverer%20than%20the%20present%20author)%20how%20kindly%20disposed%20the%20world%20in%20general%20feels%20to%20young%20people%20who%20either%20die%20or%20marry.%20Imagine%20then%20the%20interest%20that%20surrounded%20Miss%20Wintertowne!%20No%20young%20lady%20ever%20had%20such%20advantages%20before%3A%20for%20she%20died%20upon%20the%20Tuesday%2C%20was%20raised%20to%20life%20in%20the%20early%20hours%20of%20Wednesday%20morning%2C%20and%20was%20married%20upon%20the%20Thursday%3B%20which%20some%20people%20thought%20too%20much%20excitement%20for%20one%20week.&a=Susanna%20Clarke&c=Humor It has been remarked (by a lady infinitely cleverer than the present author) how kindly disposed the... — Susanna Clarke Susanna Clarke quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/darynda-jones-quote-meaning-14254 2026-04-15T19:18:27.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14254.png?q=You%20called%20me%20at%20four%20thirty-four....I%20hate%20four%20thirty-four.%20I%20think%20four%20thirty-four%20should%20be%20banned%20and%20replaced%20with%20something%20more%20reasonable%2C%20like%2C%20say%2C%20nine%20twelve.&a=Darynda%20Jones&c=Humor You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be ban... — Darynda Jones Darynda Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/what-kind-of-christmas-present-14255 2026-04-15T19:18:28.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14255.png?q=What%20kind%20of%20Christmas%20present%20would%20Jesus%20ask%20Santa%20for%3F&a=Salman%20Rushdie&c=Humor What kind of Christmas present would Jesus ask Santa for? — Salman Rushdie Salman Rushdie quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/pc-cast-quote-meaning-14256 2026-04-15T19:18:28.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14256.png?q=Easy.%20Peasy&a=P.C.%20Cast&c=Humor Easy. Peasy — P.C. Cast P.C. Cast quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/marjorie-m-liu-quote-meaning-14257 2026-04-15T19:18:28.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14257.png?q=I've%20got%20a%20black-belt%20in%20crazy%2C%20and%20I%20know%20where%20you%20live.&a=Marjorie%20M.%20Liu&c=Humor I've got a black-belt in crazy, and I know where you live. — Marjorie M. Liu Marjorie M. Liu quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/murderous-race-quote-meaning-14258 2026-04-15T19:18:28.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14258.png?q=On%20the%20whole%2C%20we're%20a%20murderous%20race.%20According%20to%20Genesis%2C%20it%20took%20as%20few%20as%20four%20people%20to%20make%20the%20planet%20too%20crowded%20to%20stand%2C%20and%20the%20first%20murder%20was%20a%20fratricide.%20Genesis%20says%20that%20in%20a%20fit%20of%20jealous%20rage%2C%20the%20very%20first%20child%20born%20to%20mortal%20parents%2C%20Cain%2C%20snapped%20and%20popped%20the%20first%20metaphorical%20cap%20in%20another%20human%20being.%20The%20attack%20was%20a%20bloody%2C%20brutal%2C%20violent%2C%20reprehensible%20killing.%20Cain's%20brother%20Abel%20probably%20never%20saw%20it%20coming.%20As%20I%20opened%20the%20door%20to%20my%20apartment%2C%20I%20was%20filled%20with%20a%20sense%20of%20empathic%20sympathy%20and%20intuitive%20understanding.%20For%20freaking%20Cain.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor On the whole, we're a murderous race. According to Genesis, it took as few as four people to make th... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richelle-mead-quote-meaning-14259 2026-04-15T19:18:28.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14259.png?q=You%20can't%20save%20everyone%2C%20though%20God%20knows%20you%20try.&a=Richelle%20Mead&c=Humor You can't save everyone, though God knows you try. — Richelle Mead Richelle Mead quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jaclyn-moriarty-quote-meaning-14260 2026-04-15T19:18:28.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14260.png?q=I%20hope%20you%20feel%20better%20today.%20Please%20ring%20me%20at%20work%20if%20you%20are%20dead.&a=Jaclyn%20Moriarty&c=Humor I hope you feel better today. Please ring me at work if you are dead. — Jaclyn Moriarty Jaclyn Moriarty quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/anne-bishop-quote-meaning-14261 2026-04-15T19:18:28.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14261.png?q=The%20cow-shaped%20cookies%20have%20a%20beef%20flavoring%2C%20the%20turkey-shaped%20cookies%20have%20a%20poultry%20flavoring%2C%20and...&a=Anne%20Bishop&c=Humor The cow-shaped cookies have a beef flavoring, the turkey-shaped cookies have a poultry flavoring, an... — Anne Bishop Anne Bishop quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mokokoma-mokhonoana-quote-meaning-14262 2026-04-15T19:18:28.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14262.png?q=People%20who%20smile%20while%20they%20are%20alone%20used%20to%20be%20called%20insane%2C%20until%20we%20invented%20smartphones%20and%20social%20media.&a=Mokokoma%20Mokhonoana&c=Humor People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and so... — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Mokokoma Mokhonoana quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dobby-commitment-quote-meaning-14263 2026-04-15T19:18:28.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14263.png?q=Yes%2C%20Harry%20Potter!%E2%80%9D%20said%20Dobby%20at%20once%2C%20his%20great%20eyes%20shining%20with%20excitement.%20%E2%80%9CAnd%20if%20Dobby%20does%20it%20wrong%2C%20Dobby%20will%20throw%20himself%20off%20the%20topmost%20tower%2C%20Harry%20Potter!&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor Yes, Harry Potter!” said Dobby at once, his great eyes shining with excitement. “And if Dobby does i... — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tsugumi-ohba-quote-meaning-14264 2026-04-15T19:18:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14264.png?q=College%20is%20fun%20as%20long%20as%20you%20don't%20die.&a=Tsugumi%20Ohba&c=Humor College is fun as long as you don't die. — Tsugumi Ohba Tsugumi Ohba quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steven-moffat-quote-meaning-14265 2026-04-15T19:18:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14265.png?q=What's%20the%20point%20of%20being%20a%20grown-up%20if%20you%20don't%20get%20to%20be%20immature%3F&a=Steven%20Moffat&c=Humor What's the point of being a grown-up if you don't get to be immature? — Steven Moffat Steven Moffat quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/drunken-men-pep-talks-meaning-14266 2026-04-15T19:18:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14266.png?q=Drunken%20men%20give%20some%20of%20the%20best%20pep%20talks.&a=Criss%20Jami&c=Humor Drunken men give some of the best pep talks. — Criss Jami Criss Jami quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-14267 2026-04-15T19:18:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14267.png?q=anyway.%20Leo%20said%2C%20I%20hope%20you've%20got%20your%20worksheet%2C%20'cause%20I%20used%20mine%20for%20spit%20wads%20days%20ago.%20Why%20are%20you%20looking%20at%20me%20like%20that%3F%20Somebody%20draw%20on%20my%20face%20again%3F&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor anyway. Leo said, I hope you've got your worksheet, 'cause I used mine for spit wads days ago. Why a... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gallagher-academy-precautions-meaning-14268 2026-04-15T19:18:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14268.png?q=Of%20course.%20Because%20at%20the%20Gallagher%20Academy%2C%20%22precautions%22%20usually%20equals%20%22voluntary%20shock%20therapy.&a=Ally%20Carter&c=Humor Of course. Because at the Gallagher Academy, "precautions" usually equals "voluntary shock therapy. — Ally Carter Ally Carter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/meg-cabot-quote-meaning-14269 2026-04-15T19:18:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14269.png?q=And%20try%20to%20remember%20what%20we%20discussed%2C%20Susannah.%20A%20mediator%20is%20someone%20who%20helps%20others%20resolve%20conflicts.%20Not%20someone%20who%2C%20er%2C%20kicks%20them%20in%20the%20face.&a=Meg%20Cabot&c=Humor And try to remember what we discussed, Susannah. A mediator is someone who helps others resolve conf... — Meg Cabot Meg Cabot quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/chris-colfer-quote-meaning-14270 2026-04-15T19:18:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14270.png?q=When%20one%20thing%20takes%20another%20away%2C%20what%20do%20we%20call%20that%3F%E2%80%9D%20she%20asked%20my%20class.%20%E2%80%9CHomicide!%E2%80%9D%20I%20called%20out&a=Chris%20Colfer&c=Humor When one thing takes another away, what do we call that?” she asked my class. “Homicide!” I called o... — Chris Colfer Chris Colfer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/abraham-lincoln-quote-meaning-14271 2026-04-15T19:18:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14271.png?q=No%20matter%20how%20much%20the%20cats%20fight%2C%20there%20always%20seem%20to%20be%20plenty%20of%20kittens.&a=Abraham%20Lincoln&c=Humor No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. — Abraham Lincoln Abraham Lincoln quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kristin-cashore-quote-meaning-14272 2026-04-15T19:18:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14272.png?q=It's%20not%20reasonable%20to%20love%20people%20who%20are%20only%20going%20to%20die%2C%22%20she%20said.&a=Kristin%20Cashore&c=Humor It's not reasonable to love people who are only going to die," she said. — Kristin Cashore Kristin Cashore quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jane-austen-quote-meaning-14273 2026-04-15T19:18:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14273.png?q=And%20pictures%20of%20perfection%2C%20as%20you%20know%2C%20make%20me%20sick%20and%20wicked.&a=Jane%20Austen&c=Humor And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked. — Jane Austen Jane Austen quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/michael-buckley-quote-meaning-14274 2026-04-15T19:18:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14274.png?q=That's%20the%20coolest%20thing%20I've%20ever%20seen%2C%22%20Puck%20said.&a=Michael%20Buckley&c=Humor That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said. — Michael Buckley Michael Buckley quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/aprilynne-pike-quote-meaning-14275 2026-04-15T19:18:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14275.png?q=Laurel%2C%20David%3F%20Would%20you%20like%20to%20share%20the%20joke%20with%20the%20rest%20of%20the%20class%3F%22%20he%20asked%2C%20one%20hand%20on%20his%20skinny%20hip.&a=Aprilynne%20Pike&c=Humor Laurel, David? Would you like to share the joke with the rest of the class?" he asked, one hand on h... — Aprilynne Pike Aprilynne Pike quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/luis-you-cant-date-lord-night-court-14276 2026-04-15T19:18:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14276.png?q=No%2C%22%20said%20Luis%2C%20%22You%20can't%20date%20the%20Lord%20of%20the%20Night%20Court.&a=Holly%20Black&c=Humor No," said Luis, "You can't date the Lord of the Night Court. — Holly Black Holly Black quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-14277 2026-04-15T19:18:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14277.png?q=-%20Did%20you%20really%20save%20the%20world%20%3F...&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor - Did you really save the world ?... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/erma-bombeck-quote-meaning-14278 2026-04-15T19:18:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14278.png?q=Written%20on%20her%20tombstone%3A%20%22I%20told%20you%20I%20was%20sick.&a=Erma%20Bombeck&c=Humor Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick. — Erma Bombeck Erma Bombeck quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-disneyland-14279 2026-04-15T19:18:33.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14279.png?q=I%20love%20being%20a%20wizard.%20Every%20day%20is%20like%20Disneyland.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland. — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/neil-gaiman-quote-meaning-14280 2026-04-15T19:18:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14280.png?q=There%20are%20some%20dogs%20which%2C%20when%20you%20meet%20them%2C%20remind%20you%20that%2C%20despite%20thousands%20of%20years%20of%20man-made%20evolution%2C%20every%20dog%20is%20still%20only%20two%20meals%20away%20from%20being%20a%20wolf.%20These%20dogs%20advance%20deliberately%2C%20purposefully%2C%20the%20wilderness%20made%20flesh%2C%20their%20teeth%20yellow%2C%20their%20breath%20a-stink%2C%20while%20in%20the%20distance%20their%20owners%20witter%2C%20%22He's%20an%20old%20soppy%20really%2C%20just%20poke%20him%20if%20he's%20a%20nuisance%2C%22%20and%20in%20the%20green%20of%20their%20eyes%20the%20red%20campfires%20of%20the%20Pleistocene%20gleam%20and%20flicker.&a=Neil%20Gaiman&c=Humor There are some dogs which, when you meet them, remind you that, despite thousands of years of man-ma... — Neil Gaiman Neil Gaiman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dan-howell-holy-mother-rectangles-meaning-14281 2026-04-15T19:18:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14281.png?q=Holy%20mother%20of%20rectangles.&a=Dan%20Howell&c=Humor Holy mother of rectangles. — Dan Howell Dan Howell quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cj-daugherty-quote-meaning-14282 2026-04-15T19:18:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14282.png?q=What%20should%20I%20say%3F%20%E2%80%98Well%2C%20the%20murder%20was%20a%20little%20upsetting%2C%20and%20the%20fire%20did%20worry%20me%20a%20bit.%20I%20was%20nearly%20date-raped%20and%20my%20ex%20best%20friend%20is%20crazy.%20But%2C%20hey%2C%20at%20least%20I%E2%80%99m%20making%20an%20A%20in%20History%E2%80%99%3F&a=C.J.%20Daugherty&c=Humor What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was ... — C.J. Daugherty C.J. Daugherty quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-14283 2026-04-15T19:18:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14283.png?q=Beside%20me%2C%20Molly%20rolled%20her%20shoulders%20in%20a%20few%20jerky%20motions%20and%20pushed%20at%20her%20hair%20in%20fitful%20little%20gestures.%20She%20tugged%20at%20her%20well-tattered%20skirts%2C%20and%20grimaced%20at%20her%20boots.%20%22Can%20you%20see%20if%20there%E2%80%99s%20any%20mud%20on%20them%3F&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor Beside me, Molly rolled her shoulders in a few jerky motions and pushed at her hair in fitful little... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/as-king-quote-meaning-delusional-optimism-14284 2026-04-15T19:18:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14284.png?q=I%20was%20also%20built%20from%20delusional%20optimism%20and%20folly.&a=A.S.%20King&c=Humor I was also built from delusional optimism and folly. — A.S. King A.S. King quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lisa-mantchev-quote-meaning-14285 2026-04-15T19:18:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14285.png?q=She's%20under%20duress%2C%22%20Peaseblossom%20said.&a=Lisa%20Mantchev&c=Humor She's under duress," Peaseblossom said. — Lisa Mantchev Lisa Mantchev quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tyrion-varys-quote-meaning-14286 2026-04-15T19:18:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14286.png?q=Tyrion%20let%20the%20eunuch%20help%20him%20mount.%20%22Lord%20Varys%2C%22%20he%20said%20from%20the%20saddle%2C%20%22sometimes%20I%20feel%20as%20though%20you%20are%20the%20best%20friend%20I%20have%20in%20King's%20Landing%20and%20sometimes%20I%20feel%20you%20are%20my%20worst%20enemy.&a=George%20R.R.%20Martin&c=Humor Tyrion let the eunuch help him mount. "Lord Varys," he said from the saddle, "sometimes I feel as th... — George R.R. Martin George R.R. Martin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cannibalism-murder-leniency-debate-14287 2026-04-15T19:18:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14287.png?q=Specifically%2C%20I%E2%80%99d%20like%20to%20debate%20whether%20cannibalism%20ought%20to%20be%20grounds%20for%20leniency%20in%20murders%2C%20since%20it%E2%80%99s%20less%20wasteful.&a=Bill%20Watterson&c=Humor Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, si... — Bill Watterson Bill Watterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jennifer-egan-quote-meaning-14288 2026-04-15T19:18:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14288.png?q=It%20was%20the%20hat.%20He%20looked%20sweet%20in%20the%20hat.%20How%20could%20a%20man%20in%20a%20fuzzy%20blue%20hat%20have%20used%20human%20bones%20to%20pave%20his%20roads%3F&a=Jennifer%20Egan&c=Humor It was the hat. He looked sweet in the hat. How could a man in a fuzzy blue hat have used human bone... — Jennifer Egan Jennifer Egan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mel-brooks-humor-quote-meaning-14289 2026-04-15T19:18:34.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14289.png?q=Humor%20is%20just%20another%20defense%20against%20the&a=Mel%20Brooks&c=Humor Humor is just another defense against the — Mel Brooks Mel Brooks quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/laini-taylor-quote-meaning-14290 2026-04-15T19:18:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14290.png?q=A%20man%20once%20said%2C%20'All%20you%20need%20in%20this%20life%20is%20ignorance%20and%20confidence%3B%20then%20success%20is%20sure.'%20Mark%20Twain%2C%20you%20know.%20He%20had%20a%20fine%20mustache.%20Men%20of%20wisdom%20so%20often%20do.&a=Laini%20Taylor&c=Humor A man once said, 'All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.' Mark... — Laini Taylor Laini Taylor quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephen-fry-quote-meaning-14291 2026-04-15T19:18:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14291.png?q=The%20alarm%20in%20the%20morning%3F%20Well%2C%20I%20have%20an%20old%20tape%20of%20Carlo%20Maria%20Giulini%20conducting%20the%20Vienna%20Philharmonic%20Orchestra%20in%20a%20perfectly%20transcendent%20version%20in%20Shubert's%20seventh%20symphony.%20And%20I've%20rigged%20it%20up%20so%20that%20at%20exactly%207%3A30%20every%20morning%20it%20falls%20from%20the%20ceiling%20onto%20my%20face.&a=Stephen%20Fry&c=Humor The alarm in the morning? Well, I have an old tape of Carlo Maria Giulini conducting the Vienna Phil... — Stephen Fry Stephen Fry quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ilona-andrews-quote-meaning-14292 2026-04-15T19:18:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14292.png?q=What%E2%80%99s%20this&a=Ilona%20Andrews&c=Humor What’s this — Ilona Andrews Ilona Andrews quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tyrannosaurs-can-really-haul-ass-quote-meaning-14293 2026-04-15T19:18:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14293.png?q=I%20didn't%20know%20this%20before%2C%20but%20as%20it%20turns%20out%2C%20Tyrannosaurs%20can%20really%20haul%20ass.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass. — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rick-riordan-quote-meaning-14294 2026-04-15T19:18:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14294.png?q=Leo.%20Jason%20said%2C%20you're%20wierd.%20Yeah%2C%20you%20tell%20me%20that%20a%20lot.%20Leo%20grinned.%20But%20if%20you%20don't%20remember%20me%2C%20that%20means%20I%20can%20reuse%20all%20my%20old%20jokes.%20Come%20on!&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember ... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/floyd-is-his-batman-quote-meaning-14295 2026-04-15T19:18:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14295.png?q=Yeah.%20Floyd%20is%20his%20batman.&a=Robert%20B.%20Parker&c=Humor Yeah. Floyd is his batman. — Robert B. Parker Robert B. Parker quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-14296 2026-04-15T19:18:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14296.png?q=Is%20this%20the%20girl%3F%E2%80%9D%20Kieran%E2%80%99s%20voice%20was%20very%20different%3A%20It%20sounded%20like%20waves%20sliding%20up%20the%20shore.%20Like%20warm%20water%20under%20pale%20light.%20It%20was%20seductive%2C%20with%20an%20edge%20of%20cold.%20He%20looked%20at%20Emma%20as%20if%20she%20were%20a%20new%20kind%20of%20flower%2C%20one%20he%20wasn%E2%80%99t%20sure%20he%20liked.%20%E2%80%9CShe%E2%80%99s%20pretty%2C%E2%80%9D%20he%20said.%20%E2%80%9CI%20didn%E2%80%99t%20think%20she%E2%80%99d%20be%20pretty.%20You%20didn%E2%80%99t%20mention%20it.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Is this the girl?” Kieran’s voice was very different: It sounded like waves sliding up the shore. Li... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/michael-hits-like-a-girl-quote-meaning-14297 2026-04-15T19:18:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14297.png?q=Michael%20had%20to%20pound%20me%20a%20couple%20of%20times%20to%20convince%20me%20not%20to%20go%20stage%20a%20rescue.%22%20Shane%20shrugged.%20%22He%20hits%20like%20a%20girl%2C%20for%20a%20vampire.&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor Michael had to pound me a couple of times to convince me not to go stage a rescue." Shane shrugged. ... — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hieronymus-hawkes-quote-meaning-14298 2026-04-15T19:18:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14298.png?q=What%20do%20you%20read%2C%20Westbay%3F%20Romance%20novels%3F%E2%80%9D%20She%20said%20it%20like%20reading%20romance%20was%20on%20par%20with%20chronic%20farting.&a=Hieronymus%20Hawkes&c=Humor What do you read, Westbay? Romance novels?” She said it like reading romance was on par with chronic... — Hieronymus Hawkes Hieronymus Hawkes quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/banksy-quote-meaning-humor-14299 2026-04-15T19:18:39.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14299.png?q=A%20recent%20survey%20or%20North%20American%20males%20found%2042%25%20were%20overweight%2C%2034%25%20were%20critically%20obese%20and%208%25%20ate%20the%20survey.&a=Banksy&c=Humor A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ... — Banksy Banksy quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/woody-allen-quote-meaning-14300 2026-04-15T19:18:39.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14300.png?q=If%20God%20exists%2C%20I%20hope%20he%20has%20a%20good%20excuse.&a=Woody%20Allen&c=Humor If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse. — Woody Allen Woody Allen quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/meaning-of-susan-beth-pfeffer-quote-14301 2026-04-15T19:18:39.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14301.png?q=If%20God%20wanted%20a%20world%20filled%20with%20saints%2C%20He%20never%20would%20have%20created%20adolescence.&a=Susan%20Beth%20Pfeffer&c=Humor If God wanted a world filled with saints, He never would have created adolescence. — Susan Beth Pfeffer Susan Beth Pfeffer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sojourner-truth-quote-meaning-14302 2026-04-15T19:18:39.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14302.png?q=I'm%20not%20going%20to%20die%2C%20I'm%20going%20home%20like%20a%20shooting%20star.&a=Sojourner%20Truth&c=Humor I'm not going to die, I'm going home like a shooting star. — Sojourner Truth Sojourner Truth quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hl-mencken-quote-meaning-14303 2026-04-15T19:18:39.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14303.png?q=Faith%20may%20be%20defined%20briefly%20as%20an%20illogical%20belief%20in%20the%20occurrence%20of%20the%20improbable.&a=H.L.%20Mencken&c=Humor Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable. — H.L. Mencken H.L. Mencken quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gena-showalter-quote-meaning-14304 2026-04-15T19:18:39.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14304.png?q=Should%20I%20pull%20on%20a%20shirt%3F%22%20he%20asked%20with%20hint%20of%20amusement.%20I%20WILL%20NOT%20BLUSH.%20%22No.%22%20He'd%20be%20doing%20the%20world%20a%20favor%20if%20he%20never%20wore%20a%20shirt%20again%2C%20but%20I%20wasn't%20going%20to%20tell%20him%20that%20part.%20%22You're%20fine.&a=Gena%20Showalter&c=Humor Should I pull on a shirt?" he asked with hint of amusement. I WILL NOT BLUSH. "No." He'd be doing th... — Gena Showalter Gena Showalter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rainbow-rowell-frustration-quote-meaning-14305 2026-04-15T19:18:39.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14305.png?q=Well%2C%E2%80%9D%20she%20said.%20%E2%80%9CI%E2%80%99m%20frustrated.&a=Rainbow%20Rowell&c=Humor Well,” she said. “I’m frustrated. — Rainbow Rowell Rainbow Rowell quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephanie-perkins-quote-meaning-14306 2026-04-15T19:18:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14306.png?q=Closed.%20Plenty%20of%20time%20to%20see%20it%20later%2C%20remember%3F%22%20He%20leads%20me%20into%20the%20courtyard%2C%20and%20I%20take%20the%20opportunity%20to%20admire%20his%20backside.%20Callipygian.%20There&a=Stephanie%20Perkins&c=Humor Closed. Plenty of time to see it later, remember?" He leads me into the courtyard, and I take the op... — Stephanie Perkins Stephanie Perkins quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/pompous-fools-meaning-feynman-14307 2026-04-15T19:18:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14307.png?q=Pompous%20fools%20drive%20me%20up%20the%20wall.%20Ordinary%20fools%20are%20alright%3B%20you%20can%20talk%20to%20them%20and%20try%20to%20help%20them%20out.%20But%20pompous%20fools%20%E2%80%93%20guys%20who%20are%20fools%20and%20covering%20it%20all%20over%20and%20impressing%20people%20as%20to%20how%20wonderful%20they%20are%20with%20all%20this%20hocus%20pocus%20%E2%80%93%20THAT%2C%20I%20CANNOT%20STAND!%20An%20ordinary%20fool%20isn%E2%80%99t%20a%20faker%3B%20an%20honest%20fool%20is%20all%20right.%20But%20a%20dishonest%20fool%20is%20terrible!&a=Richard%20P.%20Feynman&c=Humor Pompous fools drive me up the wall. Ordinary fools are alright; you can talk to them and try to help... — Richard P. Feynman Richard P. Feynman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-sandford-quote-meaning-14308 2026-04-15T19:18:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14308.png?q=I'm%20so%20horny%20the%20crack%20of%20dawn%20isn't%20safe.&a=John%20Sandford&c=Humor I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe. — John Sandford John Sandford quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dr-seuss-box-yellow-socks-meaning-14309 2026-04-15T19:18:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14309.png?q=I%20box%20in%20yellow%20Gox%20box%20socks.&a=Dr.%20Seuss&c=Humor I box in yellow Gox box socks. — Dr. Seuss Dr. Seuss quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/j-r-ward-quote-meaning-14310 2026-04-15T19:18:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14310.png?q=Yo%2C%20cop.%20We're%20heading%20for%20Screamer's.%20You%20wanna%20come%3F&a=J.R.%20Ward&c=Humor Yo, cop. We're heading for Screamer's. You wanna come? — J.R. Ward J.R. Ward quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephen-colbert-quote-meaning-14311 2026-04-15T19:18:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14311.png?q=Clearly%2C%20America%20has%20no%20shortage%20of%20metaphorical%20opportunities%20for%20the%20poor.&a=Stephen%20Colbert&c=Humor Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor. — Stephen Colbert Stephen Colbert quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steven-pressfield-quote-meaning-14312 2026-04-15T19:18:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14312.png?q=A%20horse%20must%20be%20a%20bit%20mad%20to%20be%20a%20good%20cavalry%20mount%2C%20and%20its%20rider%20must%20be%20completely%20so.&a=Steven%20Pressfield&c=Humor A horse must be a bit mad to be a good cavalry mount, and its rider must be completely so. — Steven Pressfield Steven Pressfield quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/champagne-dead-quote-meaning-14313 2026-04-15T19:18:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14313.png?q=The%20champagne%20was%20dead.%20So%20it%20goes.&a=Kurt%20Vonnegut&c=Humor The champagne was dead. So it goes. — Kurt Vonnegut Kurt Vonnegut quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jeaniene-frost-quote-meaning-14314 2026-04-15T19:18:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14314.png?q=You%20can%20hear%20my%20dreams%3F%20God%2C%20you%20must%20never%20get%20any%20quiet.%20I'd%20be%20shooting%20myself%20in%20the%20head%20if%20I%20were%20you.&a=jeaniene%20frost&c=Humor You can hear my dreams? God, you must never get any quiet. I'd be shooting myself in the head if I w... — jeaniene frost jeaniene frost quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mark-lawrence-quote-meaning-14315 2026-04-15T19:18:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14315.png?q=Running%20ain't%20no%20bad%20thing.%20Leastways%20if%20you%20run%20in%20the%20right%20direction.&a=Mark%20%20Lawrence&c=Humor Running ain't no bad thing. Leastways if you run in the right direction. — Mark Lawrence Mark Lawrence quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/meg-adjustment-life-facing-facts-14316 2026-04-15T19:18:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14316.png?q=Meg%2C%20don't%20you%20think%20you'd%20make%20a%20better%20adjustment%20to%20life%20if%20you%20faced%20facts%3F&a=Madeleine%20L'Engle&c=Humor Meg, don't you think you'd make a better adjustment to life if you faced facts? — Madeleine L'Engle Madeleine L'Engle quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/anne-mccaffrey-quote-meaning-14317 2026-04-15T19:18:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14317.png?q=A%20real%20scientist%20solves%20problems%2C%20not%20wails%20that%20they%20are%20unsolvable.&a=Anne%20McCaffrey&c=Humor A real scientist solves problems, not wails that they are unsolvable. — Anne McCaffrey Anne McCaffrey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/what-are-animals-to-us-14318 2026-04-15T19:18:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14318.png?q=So%20if%20animals%20aren't%20our%20friends%2C%20then%20what%20are%20they%3F%20The%20answer%20can%20be%20summed%20up%20between%20two%20buns.&a=Stephen%20Colbert&c=Humor So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns. — Stephen Colbert Stephen Colbert quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/leah-raeder-quote-meaning-14319 2026-04-15T19:18:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14319.png?q=In%20a%20typical%20college%20romance%20novel%2C%20he'd%20be%20a%20gorgeous%20but%20troubled%20sex%20god%20who'd%20cure%20all%20my%20deep-seated%20psych%20issues%20with%20a%20good%20hard%20fuck.%20I'd%20smell%20his%20misogyny%20and%20abusive%20tendencies%20from%20miles%20off%20but%20my%20brain%20would%20turn%20to%20hormone%20soup%20because%20abs.%20That's%20the%20formula.%20Broken%20girl%20%2B%20bad%20boy%20%3D%20sexual%20healing.%20All%20you%20need%20to%20fix%20that%20tragic%20past%20is%20a%20six-pack.%20More%20problems%3F%20Add%20abs.&a=Leah%20Raeder&c=Humor In a typical college romance novel, he'd be a gorgeous but troubled sex god who'd cure all my deep-s... — Leah Raeder Leah Raeder quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/soren-kierkegaard-quote-meaning-14320 2026-04-15T19:18:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14320.png?q=Out%20of%20love%20for%20mankind%2C%20and%20out%20of%20despair%20at%20my%20embarrassing%20situation%2C%20seeing%20that%20I%20had%20accomplished%20nothing%20and%20was%20unable%20to%20make%20anything%20easier%20than%20it%20had%20already%20been%20made%2C%20and%20moved%20by%20a%20genuine%20interest%20in%20those%20who%20make%20everything%20easy%2C%20I%20conceived%20it%20as%20my%20task%20to%20create%20difficulties%20everywhere.&a=S%C3%B8ren%20Kierkegaard&c=Humor Out of love for mankind, and out of despair at my embarrassing situation, seeing that I had accompli... — Søren Kierkegaard Søren Kierkegaard quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/janet-evanovich-quote-meaning-14321 2026-04-15T19:18:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14321.png?q=Ranger%20is%20an%20unusual%20name%2C%22%20she%20managed.%20%22Is%20it%20a%20nickname%3F&a=Janet%20Evanovich&c=Humor Ranger is an unusual name," she managed. "Is it a nickname? — Janet Evanovich Janet Evanovich quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bill-watterson-quote-meaning-14322 2026-04-15T19:18:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14322.png?q=Hey%20Susie%20Derkins%2C%20is%20that%20your%20face%2C%20or%20is%20a%20'possum%20stuck%20in%20your%20collar%3F&a=Bill%20Watterson&c=Humor Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar? — Bill Watterson Bill Watterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephen-fry-sex-smiling-meaning-14323 2026-04-15T19:18:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14323.png?q=Sex%20without%20smiling%20is%20as%20sickly%20and%20as%20base%20as%20vodka%20and%20tonic%20without%20ice.&a=Stephen%20Fry&c=Humor Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice. — Stephen Fry Stephen Fry quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/marissa-meyer-quote-meaning-14324 2026-04-15T19:18:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14324.png?q=Let's%20pick%20it%20up%2C%22%20the%20man%20behind%20her%20said.%20%22How%20many%20more%20of%20the%20tranquilizers%20do%20you%20have%3F&a=Marissa%20Meyer&c=Humor Let's pick it up," the man behind her said. "How many more of the tranquilizers do you have? — Marissa Meyer Marissa Meyer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brandon-mull-quote-meaning-14325 2026-04-15T19:18:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14325.png?q=Are%20you%20her%20boyfriend%3F&a=Brandon%20Mull&c=Humor Are you her boyfriend? — Brandon Mull Brandon Mull quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/julia-child-quote-meaning-humor-14326 2026-04-15T19:18:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14326.png?q=Maybe%20the%20cat%20has%20fallen%20into%20the%20stew%2C%20or%20the%20lettuce%20has%20frozen%2C%20or%20the%20cake%20has%20collapsed.&a=Julia%20Child&c=Humor Maybe the cat has fallen into the stew, or the lettuce has frozen, or the cake has collapsed. — Julia Child Julia Child quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/david-levithan-quote-meaning-14327 2026-04-15T19:18:41.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14327.png?q=now%2C%20if%20there's%20anything%20stupider%20than%20buddy%20lists%2C%20its%20lol.%20if%20anyone%20ever%20uses%20lol%20with%20me%2C%20i%20rip%20my%20computer%20right%20out%20of%20the%20wall%20and%20smash%20it%20over%20the%20nearest%20head.%20i%20mean%2C%20it's%20not%20like%20anyone%20is%20laughing%20out%20loud%20about%20the%20things%20they%20lol.%20i%20think%20it%20should%20be%20spelled%20loll.%20like%20what%20a%20lobotomized%20person's%20tongue%20does.%20loll.%20loll.%20i%20can't%20think%20anymore.%20loll.%20loll!%20or%20ttyl.%20bitch%2C%20you're%20not%20actually%20talking.%20that%20would%20require%20actual%20vocal%20contact%20or%20%3C3.%20you%20honestly%20think%20that%20looks%20like%20a%20heart%3F%20if%20you%20do%2C%20that's%20only%20because%20you'v%20never%20seen%20scrotum.%20(rofl!%20what%3F%20are%20you%20really%20rolling%20on%20the%20floor%20laughing%3F%20well%2C%20please%20stay%20down%20there%20a%20sec%20while%20i%20KICK%20YOUR%20ASS)&a=David%20Levithan&c=Humor now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, its lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip ... — David Levithan David Levithan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/alexandra-potter-quote-meaning-14328 2026-04-15T19:18:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14328.png?q=Forget%20men%2C%20I%20want%20to%20marry%20my%20MacBook.%20It%E2%80%99s%20dependable%2C%20reliable%20and%20you%20can%20even%20go%20shopping%20with%20it.&a=Alexandra%20Potter&c=Humor Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with ... — Alexandra Potter Alexandra Potter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-heroism-quote-meaning-14329 2026-04-15T19:18:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14329.png?q=Heroism%20doesn't%20pay%20very%20well.%20I%20try%20to%20be%20cold-blooded%20and%20money-oriented%2C%20but%20I%20keep%20screwing%20it%20up.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it u... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/diana-wynne-jones-quote-meaning-14330 2026-04-15T19:18:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14330.png?q=Nothing%20is%20safe%20from%20you.%20If%20I%20were%20to%20court%20a%20girl%20who%20lived%20on%20an%20iceberg%20in%20the%20middle%20of%20the%20ocean%2C%20sooner%20or%20later%E2%80%94%20probably%20sooner%E2%80%94%20I%E2%80%99d%20look%20up%20to%20see%20you%20swooping%20overhead%20on%20a%20broomstick.%20In%20fact%2C%20by%20now%20I%E2%80%99d%20be%20disappointed%20in%20you%20if%20I%20didn%E2%80%99t%20see%20you.&a=Diana%20Wynne%20Jones&c=Humor Nothing is safe from you. If I were to court a girl who lived on an iceberg in the middle of the oce... — Diana Wynne Jones Diana Wynne Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-humor-14331 2026-04-15T19:18:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14331.png?q=A%20succubus%20on%20the%20set.%20Strike%20that%2C%20the%20health-conscious%20kid%20sister%20made%20it%20two%E2%80%A6%20succubuses.%20Succubusees%3F%20Succubi%3F%20Stupid%20Latin%20correspondence%20course.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubu... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/james-patterson-quote-meaning-14332 2026-04-15T19:18:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14332.png?q=I%20stood%20my%20ground.%20%22You%20evil%20scientist%20are%20all%20the%20same--evil.%20Count%20me%20out.&a=James%20Patterson&c=Humor I stood my ground. "You evil scientist are all the same--evil. Count me out. — James Patterson James Patterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/alexandra-adornetto-quote-meaning-14333 2026-04-15T19:18:45.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14333.png?q=Sit%2C%20Phantom!%22%20Ivy%20cooed.%20%22On%20your%20bottom!&a=Alexandra%20Adornetto&c=Humor Sit, Phantom!" Ivy cooed. "On your bottom! — Alexandra Adornetto Alexandra Adornetto quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/james-thurber-quote-meaning-14334 2026-04-15T19:18:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14334.png?q=If%20I%20have%20any%20beliefs%20about%20immortality%2C%20it%20is%20that%20certain%20dogs%20I%20have%20known%20will%20go%20to%20heaven%2C%20and%20very%2C%20very%20few%20persons.&a=James%20Thurber&c=Humor If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and... — James Thurber James Thurber quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/laurie-halse-anderson-quote-meaning-14335 2026-04-15T19:18:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14335.png?q=Principal%20Principal%3A%20Where's%20your%20late%20pass%2C%20mister%3F&a=Laurie%20Halse%20Anderson&c=Humor Principal Principal: Where's your late pass, mister? — Laurie Halse Anderson Laurie Halse Anderson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/patricia-briggs-quote-meaning-14336 2026-04-15T19:18:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14336.png?q=Are%20you%20going%20to%20tell%20me%20what%20that%20was%20about%3F%E2%80%9D%20Adam%20asked%20as%20we%20went%20back%20upstairs.&a=Patricia%20Briggs&c=Humor Are you going to tell me what that was about?” Adam asked as we went back upstairs. — Patricia Briggs Patricia Briggs quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/suzanne-wright-quote-meaning-14337 2026-04-15T19:18:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14337.png?q=Here's%20something%20for%20you%20to%20remember%3B%20you%20might%20have%20been%20born%20into%20money%2C%20but%20you%20came%20out%20of%20a%20vagina%20the%20same%20as%20everyone%20else.%20Popping%20out%20of%20one%20that's%20rich%20doesn't%20make%20you%20anything%20but%20lucky%2C%20or%20susceptible%20to%20being%20stuck%20your%20own%20arse.%20Whichever.&a=Suzanne%20%20Wright&c=Humor Here's something for you to remember; you might have been born into money, but you came out of a vag... — Suzanne Wright Suzanne Wright quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/pg-wodehouse-quote-meaning-party-14338 2026-04-15T19:18:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14338.png?q=You're%20one%20of%20those%20guys%20who%20can%20make%20a%20party%20just%20by%20leaving%20it.%20It's%20a%20great%20gift.&a=P.G.%20Wodehouse&c=Humor You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift. — P.G. Wodehouse P.G. Wodehouse quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dave-barry-quote-meaning-14339 2026-04-15T19:18:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14339.png?q=If%20God%20had%20wanted%20us%20to%20be%20concerned%20for%20the%20plight%20of%20the%20toads%2C%20he%20would%20have%20made%20them%20cute%20and%20furry.&a=Dave%20Barry&c=Humor If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and f... — Dave Barry Dave Barry quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/melissa-marr-quote-meaning-14340 2026-04-15T19:18:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14340.png?q=I%20told%20them%20he'd%20be%20able%20to%20get%20you%20to%20go%20out.%22%20Rianne%20folded%20her%20winnings%20and%20tucked%20the%20bills%20into%20her%20blazer%20pocket.%20%22Look%20at%20him.&a=Melissa%20Marr&c=Humor I told them he'd be able to get you to go out." Rianne folded her winnings and tucked the bills into... — Melissa Marr Melissa Marr quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sophie-kinsella-quote-meaning-14341 2026-04-15T19:18:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14341.png?q=But%20you%20can't%20stay%20with%20people%20because%20of%20guilt.%20Or%20because%20they%20can%20drive%20a%20speedboat.&a=Sophie%20Kinsella&c=Humor But you can't stay with people because of guilt. Or because they can drive a speedboat. — Sophie Kinsella Sophie Kinsella quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/darynda-jones-quote-meaning-14342 2026-04-15T19:18:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14342.png?q=Sorry.%20i%20just%20can't%20seem%20to%20help%20myself.%20My%20brain%20is%20freaking%20out.%20Two%20predawn%20mornings%20in%20a%20row.%20It%20doesn't%20know%20what%20to%20think%2C%20how%20to%20act.%20I'll%20have%20a%20talk%20with%20it%20later.%20Perhaps%20get%20it%20some%20counseling.&a=Darynda%20Jones&c=Humor Sorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It... — Darynda Jones Darynda Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ilona-andrews-quote-meaning-14343 2026-04-15T19:18:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14343.png?q=I%20was%20conceived%20because%20it%20would%20be%20good%20for%20my%20House%20to%20have%20an%20heir%20and%20because%20my%20parents'%20genes%20ticked%20the%20right%20set%20of%20boxes.%20You%20were%20probably%20conceived%20because%20your%20parents%20loved%20each%20other.&a=Ilona%20Andrews&c=Humor I was conceived because it would be good for my House to have an heir and because my parents' genes ... — Ilona Andrews Ilona Andrews quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jeff-kinney-quote-meaning-14344 2026-04-15T19:18:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14344.png?q=I'm%20not%20really%20sure%20what%20makes%20a%20book%20a%20'classic'%20to%20begin%20with%2C%20but%20I%20think%20it%20has%20to%20be%20at%20least%20fifty%20years%20old%20and%20some%20person%20or%20animal%20has%20to%20die%20at%20the%20end.&a=Jeff%20Kinney&c=Humor I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least f... — Jeff Kinney Jeff Kinney quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/queen-levana-quote-meaning-14345 2026-04-15T19:18:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14345.png?q=Regarding%20Her%20Majesty%2C%20Queen%20Levana%2C%20has%20she%20or%20any%20of%20the%20Lunar%20court%20commented%20on%20the%20escape%20of%20the%20convict%3F&a=Marissa%20Meyer&c=Humor Regarding Her Majesty, Queen Levana, has she or any of the Lunar court commented on the escape of th... — Marissa Meyer Marissa Meyer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/morrissey-quote-meaning-closer-14346 2026-04-15T19:18:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14346.png?q=The%20more%20you%20ignore%20me%2C%20the%20closer%20I%20get%3B%20you're%20wasting%20your%20time.&a=Morrissey&c=Humor The more you ignore me, the closer I get; you're wasting your time. — Morrissey Morrissey quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jennifer-crusie-quote-meaning-14347 2026-04-15T19:18:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14347.png?q=What%20i'm%20trying%20to%20tell%20you%2C%22%20Min%20said%2C%20%22is%20that%20im%20going%20to%20grow%20up%20to%20be%20one%20of%20those%20chubby%20old%20ladies.%20It's%20in%20my%20genes.%20Like%20self%20raising%20flour.%20i'm%20going%20to%20pouf.&a=Jennifer%20Crusie&c=Humor What i'm trying to tell you," Min said, "is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old l... — Jennifer Crusie Jennifer Crusie quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/james-dashner-quote-meaning-14348 2026-04-15T19:18:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14348.png?q=Wonder%20why%20we%20can%20do%20this%2C'%20he%20called%20out%20with%20his%20mind.%20The%20mental%20effort%20of%20speaking%20to%20her%20was%20already%20straining%E2%80%94he%20felt%20a%20headache%20forming%20like%20a%20bulge%20in%20his%20brain.&a=James%20Dashner&c=Humor Wonder why we can do this,' he called out with his mind. The mental effort of speaking to her was al... — James Dashner James Dashner quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/meaning-of-astrid-lindgren-quote-14349 2026-04-15T19:18:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14349.png?q=You%20understand%20Teacher%2C%20don't%20you%2C%20that%20when%20you%20have%20a%20mother%20who's%20an%20angel%20and%20a%20father%20who%20is%20a%20cannibal%20king%2C%20and%20when%20you%20have%20sailed%20on%20the%20ocean%20all%20your%20whole%20life%2C%20then%20you%20don't%20know%20just%20how%20to%20behave%20in%20school%20with%20all%20the%20apples%20and%20ibexes.&a=Astrid%20Lindgren&c=Humor You understand Teacher, don't you, that when you have a mother who's an angel and a father who is a ... — Astrid Lindgren Astrid Lindgren quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jesse-andrews-quote-meaning-14350 2026-04-15T19:18:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14350.png?q=let%E2%80%99s%20face%20it%3A%20Most%20girls%20are%20annoying.%20I%20mean%2C%20most%20humans%20are%20annoying%2C%20so%20it%E2%80%99s%20not%20specific%20to%20girls.%20Also%2C%20I%20don%E2%80%99t%20really%20mean%20%E2%80%9Cannoying.%E2%80%9D%20I%20guess%20I%20mean%20that%20most%20humans%20like%20to%20try%20to%20fuck%20up%20your%20plans.&a=Jesse%20Andrews&c=Humor let’s face it: Most girls are annoying. I mean, most humans are annoying, so it’s not specific to gi... — Jesse Andrews Jesse Andrews quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/understanding-jk-rowling-quote-14351 2026-04-15T19:18:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14351.png?q=A%20week%20after%20Fred%20and%20George's%20departure%2C%20Harry%20witnessed%20Professor%20McGonagall%20walking%20right%20past%20Peeves%2C%20who%20was%20determinedly%20loosening%20a%20crystal%20chandelier%2C%20and%20could%20have%20sworn%20he%20heard%20her%20tell%20the%20poltergeist%20out%20of%20the%20corner%20of%20her%20mouth%2C%20%22It%20unscrews%20the%20other%20way.&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor A week after Fred and George's departure, Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Pe... — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-caine-quote-meaning-14352 2026-04-15T19:18:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14352.png?q=Shane%2C%20in%20case%20we%20don%E2%80%99t%20%E2%80%A6%20don%E2%80%99t%20come%20out%20of%20this%2C%20I%20wanted%20to%20say%E2%80%A6&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor Shane, in case we don’t … don’t come out of this, I wanted to say… — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jace-shoulder-nurse-health-quote-meaning-14353 2026-04-15T19:18:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14353.png?q=My%20shoulder%20will%20never%20be%20the%20same.%20I%20expect%20you%20to%20nurse%20me%20back%20to%20health.'-Jace&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.'-Jace — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bob-ross-quote-meaning-life-lesson-14354 2026-04-15T19:18:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14354.png?q=wash%20the%20brush%2C%20just%20beats%20the%20devil%20out%20of%20it&a=Bob%20Ross&c=Humor wash the brush, just beats the devil out of it — Bob Ross Bob Ross quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jody-gehrman-quote-meaning-14355 2026-04-15T19:18:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14355.png?q=Are%20you%20mad%3F%22%20I%20ask.&a=Jody%20Gehrman&c=Humor Are you mad?" I ask. — Jody Gehrman Jody Gehrman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jennifer-l-armentrout-quote-meaning-14356 2026-04-15T19:18:48.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14356.png?q=Then%20I%20guess%20I'll%20just%20have%20to%20try%20biting%20again&a=Jennifer%20L.%20Armentrout&c=Humor Then I guess I'll just have to try biting again — Jennifer L. Armentrout Jennifer L. Armentrout quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-14357 2026-04-15T19:18:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14357.png?q=Church%20was%20doing%20what%20he%20often%20did%20when%20dropped%20-%20lying%20on%20his%20back%20with%20all%20four%20legs%20in%20the%20air%2C%20pretending%20to%20be%20dead%20in%20order%20to%20induce%20guilt%20in%20his%20owners.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Church was doing what he often did when dropped - lying on his back with all four legs in the air, p... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jace-staring-silent-brothers-quote-meaning-14358 2026-04-15T19:18:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14358.png?q=What%3F%22%20Jace%20was%20still%20staring%20at%20her%20as%20if%20she'd%20told%20him%20she'd%20found%20one%20of%20the%20Silent%20Brothers%20doing%20nude%20cartwheels%20in%20the%20hallway.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor What?" Jace was still staring at her as if she'd told him she'd found one of the Silent Brothers doi... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tite-kubo-quote-meaning-14359 2026-04-15T19:18:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14359.png?q=You%20just%20noticed%3F%20You're%20slow...&a=Tite%20Kubo&c=Humor You just noticed? You're slow... — Tite Kubo Tite Kubo quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kelley-armstrong-quote-meaning-14360 2026-04-15T19:18:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14360.png?q=Yes%20you're%20getting%20your%20tattoo.&a=Kelley%20Armstrong&c=Humor Yes you're getting your tattoo. — Kelley Armstrong Kelley Armstrong quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kim-harrison-quote-meaning-14361 2026-04-15T19:18:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14361.png?q=Join%20us%20next%20time%20for%20Days%20of%20the%20Undead%20when%20Rachel%20learns%20her%20long%20lost%20brother%20is%20really%20a%20crown%20prince%20from%20outer%20space.&a=Kim%20Harrison&c=Humor Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown ... — Kim Harrison Kim Harrison quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dj-machale-quote-meaning-14362 2026-04-15T19:18:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14362.png?q=I'm%20sorry%20I%20hurt%20your%20hand...with%20my%20face.&a=D.J.%20MacHale&c=Humor I'm sorry I hurt your hand...with my face. — D.J. MacHale D.J. MacHale quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-14363 2026-04-15T19:18:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14363.png?q=I%20realized%20then%20what%20had%20happened.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor I realized then what had happened. — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/thucydides-quote-meaning-14364 2026-04-15T19:18:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14364.png?q=Ignorance%20is%20bold%2C%20and%20knowledge%20is%20reserved&a=Thucydides&c=Humor Ignorance is bold, and knowledge is reserved — Thucydides Thucydides quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jenny-colgan-quote-meaning-14365 2026-04-15T19:18:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14365.png?q=I%20have%20a%20head%20for%20business%20and%20a%20body%20for%20sin.%20Unfortunately%2C%20the%20sin%20appears%20to%20be%20gluttony.&a=Jenny%20Colgan&c=Humor I have a head for business and a body for sin. Unfortunately, the sin appears to be gluttony. — Jenny Colgan Jenny Colgan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richelle-mead-quote-meaning-14366 2026-04-15T19:18:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14366.png?q=Of%20course%2C%20now%20I%20had%20the%20problem%20of%20communicating%20what%20I%20needed.%20Marlen%20was%20still%20beating%20on%20the%20door%2C%20and%20Dimitri%20would%20be%20up%20in%20a%20couple%20of%20minutes.%20I%20glared%20at%20the%20human%2C%20hoping%20I%20looked%20terrifying.%20From%20his%20expression%2C%20I%20did.%20I%20attempted%20the%20caveman%20talk%20I%20had%20with%20Inna...only%20this%20time%20the%20message%20was%20a%20little%20harder.&a=Richelle%20Mead&c=Humor Of course, now I had the problem of communicating what I needed. Marlen was still beating on the doo... — Richelle Mead Richelle Mead quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/if-warm-air-rises-heaven-could-be-hotter-than-hell-14367 2026-04-15T19:18:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14367.png?q=If%20warm%20air%20rises%2C%20Heaven%20could%20be%20hotter%20than%20Hell.&a=Steven%20Wright&c=Humor If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell. — Steven Wright Steven Wright quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-14368 2026-04-15T19:18:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14368.png?q=Black%20Court%20vampires.%20I%20just%20shortened%20it%20some.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some. — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cat-johnson-quote-meaning-14369 2026-04-15T19:18:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14369.png?q=When%20you%20choose%20a%20man%20who%20thinks%20eight%20seconds%20is%20a%20long%20time%2C%20perhaps%20you%20need%20two%20of%20them.%20Hmm%3F&a=Cat%20Johnson&c=Humor When you choose a man who thinks eight seconds is a long time, perhaps you need two of them. Hmm? — Cat Johnson Cat Johnson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dignity-meaning-kazuo-ishiguro-14370 2026-04-15T19:18:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14370.png?q=What%20do%20you%20think%20dignity's%20all%20about%3F'&a=Kazuo%20Ishiguro&c=Humor What do you think dignity's all about?' — Kazuo Ishiguro Kazuo Ishiguro quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/you-are-all-a-lost-generation-quote-meaning-14371 2026-04-15T19:18:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14371.png?q=You%20are%20all%20a%20lost%20generation%2C%22%20Gertrude%20Stein%20said%20to%20Hemingway.%20We%20weren't%20lost.%20We%20knew%20where%20we%20were%2C%20all%20right%2C%20but%20we%20wouldn't%20go%20home.%20Ours%20was%20the%20generation%20that%20stayed%20up%20all%20night.&a=James%20Thurber&c=Humor You are all a lost generation," Gertrude Stein said to Hemingway. We weren't lost. We knew where we ... — James Thurber James Thurber quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-14372 2026-04-15T19:18:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14372.png?q=Your%20own%20brain%20ought%20to%20have%20the%20decency%20to%20be%20on%20your%20side!&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side! — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/natsuki-takaya-quote-meaning-14373 2026-04-15T19:18:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14373.png?q=So%20let%20me%20get%20this%20straight.%20You%20were%20living%20in%20a%20tent%20in%20the%20woods%2C%20but%20now%20you're%20living%20with%20Prince%20Charming%20and%20anger%20management%20boy%3F%20SERIOUSLY%3F!&a=Natsuki%20Takaya&c=Humor So let me get this straight. You were living in a tent in the woods, but now you're living with Prin... — Natsuki Takaya Natsuki Takaya quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/libba-bray-quote-meaning-14374 2026-04-15T19:18:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14374.png?q=My%20misery%20is%20reaching%20epidemic%20proportions.&a=Libba%20Bray&c=Humor My misery is reaching epidemic proportions. — Libba Bray Libba Bray quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/who-knows-mind-of-a-cat-14375 2026-04-15T19:18:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14375.png?q=Who%20knows%20what%20goes%20on%20in%20the%20mind%20of%20a%20cat%3F&a=Julie%20Kagawa&c=Humor Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat? — Julie Kagawa Julie Kagawa quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/difference-between-stalagmite-and-stalactite-14376 2026-04-15T19:18:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14376.png?q=I%20never%20know%2C%22%20Harry%20called%20to%20Hagrid%20over%20the%20noise%20of%20the%20cart%2C%20%22What's%20the%20difference%20between%20a%20stalagmite%20and%20a%20stalactite%3F&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor I never know," Harry called to Hagrid over the noise of the cart, "What's the difference between a s... — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gail-carriger-quote-meaning-14377 2026-04-15T19:18:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14377.png?q=You%20do%20realise%20modern%20social%20mores%20exist%20for%20a%20reason%3F&a=Gail%20Carriger&c=Humor You do realise modern social mores exist for a reason? — Gail Carriger Gail Carriger quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/julie-kagawa-quote-meaning-14378 2026-04-15T19:18:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14378.png?q=Now%20we're%20going%20to%20save%20a%20bunch%20of%20dirty%20meatsacks%20from%20a%20bunch%20of%20dirty%20cannibals%3F%20Why%20don't%20we%20rescue%20some%20orphaned%20kittens%20and%20put%20food%20out%20for%20stray%20puppies%20while%20we're%20at%20it%3F&a=Julie%20Kagawa&c=Humor Now we're going to save a bunch of dirty meatsacks from a bunch of dirty cannibals? Why don't we res... — Julie Kagawa Julie Kagawa quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/colleen-houck-quote-meaning-14379 2026-04-15T19:18:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14379.png?q=Why%2C%20aren%E2%80%99t%20you%20just%20about%20as%20sweet%20as%20syrup%20on%20a%20sundae%3F%20I%20sure%20would%20appreciate%20that%2C%20ma%E2%80%99am.%E2%80%9D%20He%20winked.%20%E2%80%9CHow%E2%80%99d%20you%20like%20ta%20stroll%20the%20deck%20of%20this%20fine%20ship%20with%20me%20and%20watch%20the%20sunset%3F%20I%20need%20a%20purty%20girl%20to%20put%20her%20arm%20around%20me%20and%20steady%20this%20bow-legged%20cowboy%20as%20he%20finds%20his%20sea%20legs.%E2%80%9D%20I%20raised%20an%20eyebrow%20and%20affected%20a%20southern%20accent.%20%E2%80%9CWhy%2C%20I%20think%20you%E2%80%99re%20a%20pullin%E2%80%99%20my%20leg%20there%2C%20Texas.%20You%E2%80%99ve%20had%20your%20sea%20legs%20a%20lot%20longer%20than%20I%20have.%E2%80%9D%20He%20rubbed%20the%20stubble%20on%20his%20face.%20%E2%80%9CYou%20might%20be%20right%20at%20that.%20Well%20then%2C%20how%20about%20you%20taggin%E2%80%99%20along%20to%20keep%20me%20warm%3F%E2%80%9D%20%E2%80%9CIt%E2%80%99s%20about%20eighty%20degrees.%E2%80%9D%20%E2%80%9CShoot%2C%20you%E2%80%99re%20a%20smart%20one%2C%20you%20are.%20Then%20how%20%E2%80%98bout%20I%20jes%20say%20that%20a%20feller%20can%20get%20pretty%20lonesome%20by%20hisself%20in%20a%20strange%20country%20and%20he%E2%80%99d%20like%20to%20keep%20compn%E2%80%99y%20with%20you%20fer%20a%20while%20longer.&a=Colleen%20Houck&c=Humor Why, aren’t you just about as sweet as syrup on a sundae? I sure would appreciate that, ma’am.” He w... — Colleen Houck Colleen Houck quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/isabelle-queen-seelie-court-quote-meaning-14380 2026-04-15T19:18:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14380.png?q=Isabelle%20says%20the%20Queen%20of%20the%20Seelie%20Court%20has%20requested%20an%20audience%20with%20is&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor Isabelle says the Queen of the Seelie Court has requested an audience with is — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/meg-cabot-quote-meaning-14381 2026-04-15T19:18:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14381.png?q=Michael%20has%20never%20cried%20during%20a%20Broadway%20show.%20Except%20in%20that%20scene%20where%20Tarzan's%20ape%20father%20is%20brutally%20murdered.&a=Meg%20Cabot&c=Humor Michael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan's ape father is br... — Meg Cabot Meg Cabot quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jennifer-l-armentrout-quote-meaning-14382 2026-04-15T19:18:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14382.png?q=She.%20Spoke.%20To.%20Him.%20First.%20It%20was%20like%20winning%20the%20lottery%2C%20getting%20laid%2C%20and%20climbing%20the%20highest%20cliff%20all%20rolled%20into%20one.%20But%20he%20needed%20to%20play%20it%20cool%2C%20becase%20he%20was%20trending%20into%20lame-o%20land%20at%20a%20quick%20pace.&a=Jennifer%20L.%20Armentrout&c=Humor She. Spoke. To. Him. First. It was like winning the lottery, getting laid, and climbing the highest ... — Jennifer L. Armentrout Jennifer L. Armentrout quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/maria-v-snyder-quote-meaning-14383 2026-04-15T19:18:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14383.png?q=It's%20a%20dirty%20way%20to%20fight%2C%20but%20I'm%20late%20for%20lunch.&a=Maria%20V.%20Snyder&c=Humor It's a dirty way to fight, but I'm late for lunch. — Maria V. Snyder Maria V. Snyder quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/robert-half-quote-meaning-14384 2026-04-15T19:18:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14384.png?q=No%20one%20can%20be%20right%20all%20the%20time%2C%20but%20it%20helps%20to%20be%20right%20most%20of%20the%20time.&a=Robert%20Half&c=Humor No one can be right all the time, but it helps to be right most of the time. — Robert Half Robert Half quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/demetri-martin-quote-meaning-14385 2026-04-15T19:18:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14385.png?q=Sort%20of'%20is%20such%20a%20harmless%20thing%20to%20say...%20sort%20of.%20It's%20just%20a%20filler.%20Sort%20of...%20it%20doesn't%20really%20mean%20anything.%20But%20after%20certain%20things%2C%20sort%20of%20means%20everything.%20Like...%20after%20%22I%20love%20you%22...%20or%20%22You're%20going%20to%20live%22...%20or%20%22It's%20a%20boy!&a=Demetri%20Martin&c=Humor Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't reall... — Demetri Martin Demetri Martin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richelle-mead-quote-meaning-14386 2026-04-15T19:18:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14386.png?q=She%20accused%20me%20of%20wearing%20pants%20from%20the%20salvation%20army.&a=Richelle%20Mead&c=Humor She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army. — Richelle Mead Richelle Mead quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/laughter-stupidity-stand-up-comedy-14387 2026-04-15T19:18:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14387.png?q=Laughter%20is%20good%20for%20you.%20Nine%20out%20of%20ten%20stand-up%20comedians%20recommend%20laughter%20in%20the%20face%20of%20intense%20stupidity.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of inten... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hl-mencken-quote-meaning-14388 2026-04-15T19:18:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14388.png?q=It%20is%20often%20argued%20that%20religion%20is%20valuable%20because%20it%20makes%20men%20good%2C%20but%20even%20if%20this%20were%20true%20it%20would%20not%20be%20a%20proof%20that%20religion%20is%20true.%20That%20would%20be%20an%20extension%20of%20pragmatism%20beyond%20endurance.%20Santa%20Claus%20makes%20children%20good%20in%20precisely%20the%20same%20way%2C%20and%20yet%20no%20one%20would%20argue%20seriously%20that%20the%20fact%20proves%20his%20existence.%20The%20defense%20of%20religion%20is%20full%20of%20such%20logical%20imbecilities.%20The%20theologians%2C%20taking%20one%20with%20another%2C%20are%20adept%20logicians%2C%20but%20every%20now%20and%20then%20they%20have%20to%20resort%20to%20sophistries%20so%20obvious%20that%20their%20whole%20case%20takes%20on%20an%20air%20of%20the%20ridiculous.%20Even%20the%20most%20logical%20religion%20starts%20out%20with%20patently%20false%20assumptions.%20It%20is%20often%20argued%20in%20support%20of%20this%20or%20that%20one%20that%20men%20are%20so%20devoted%20to%20it%20that%20they%20are%20willing%20to%20die%20for%20it.%20That%2C%20of%20course%2C%20is%20as%20silly%20as%20the%20Santa%20Claus%20proof.%20Other%20men%20are%20just%20as%20devoted%20to%20manifestly%20false%20religions%2C%20and%20just%20as%20willing%20to%20die%20for%20them.%20Every%20theologian%20spends%20a%20large%20part%20of%20his%20time%20and%20energy%20trying%20to%20prove%20that%20religions%20for%20which%20multitudes%20of%20honest%20men%20have%20fought%20and%20died%20are%20false%2C%20wicked%2C%20and%20against%20God.&a=H.L.%20Mencken&c=Humor It is often argued that religion is valuable because it makes men good, but even if this were true i... — H.L. Mencken H.L. Mencken quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sara-wolf-quote-meaning-14389 2026-04-15T19:18:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14389.png?q=I%20would%20love%20to%20slap%20you%20right%20now%2C%20but%20I%E2%80%99m%20currently%20wielding%20a%20nine%20pound%20ball%20and%20I%E2%80%99m%20afraid%20that%20would%20be%20called%20murder.&a=Sara%20Wolf&c=Humor I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that... — Sara Wolf Sara Wolf quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sarah-rees-brennan-quote-meaning-14390 2026-04-15T19:18:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14390.png?q=Real%20life%20is%20sometimes%20boring%2C%20rarely%20conclusive%20and%20boy%2C%20does%20the%20dialogue%20need%20work.&a=Sarah%20Rees%20Brennan&c=Humor Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work. — Sarah Rees Brennan Sarah Rees Brennan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/chuck-palahniuk-quote-meaning-14391 2026-04-15T19:18:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14391.png?q=I%20still%20love%20him%20so%20much%20I'll%20hide%20any%20amount%20of%20conjugated%20estrogen%20in%20his%20food.%20So%20much%20I'll%20do%20anything%20to%20destroy%20him.&a=Chuck%20Palahniuk&c=Humor I still love him so much I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I'll do an... — Chuck Palahniuk Chuck Palahniuk quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-kennedy-toole-quote-meaning-14392 2026-04-15T19:18:57.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14392.png?q=It%20smells%20terrible%20in%20here.'&a=John%20Kennedy%20Toole&c=Humor It smells terrible in here.' — John Kennedy Toole John Kennedy Toole quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/erma-bombeck-quote-meaning-14393 2026-04-15T19:18:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14393.png?q=Everyone%20is%20guilty%20at%20one%20time%20or%20another%20of%20throwing%20out%20questions%20that%20beg%20to%20be%20ignored%2C%20but%20mothers%20seem%20to%20have%20a%20market%20on%20the%20supply.%20%22Do%20you%20want%20a%20spanking%20or%20do%20you%20want%20to%20go%20to%20bed%3F%22%20Don't%20you%20want%20to%20save%20some%20of%20the%20pizza%20for%20your%20brother%3F%22%20Wasn't%20there%20any%20change%3F&a=Erma%20Bombeck&c=Humor Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but moth... — Erma Bombeck Erma Bombeck quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/quote-meaning-madeline-urban-abigail-roux-14394 2026-04-15T19:18:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14394.png?q=What%2C%20you%20didn%E2%80%99t%20pack%20your%20lunch%3F%E2%80%9D%20Ty%20asked%20sarcastically%20as%20he&a=Madeleine%20Urban%20%26%20Abigail%20Roux&c=Humor What, you didn’t pack your lunch?” Ty asked sarcastically as he — Madeleine Urban & Abigail Roux Madeleine Urban & Abigail Roux quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lisa-kleypas-quote-meaning-14395 2026-04-15T19:18:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14395.png?q=It's%20the%20perfect%20solution.%20We%20argue%20all%20the%20time.%20We%20can't%20stand%20each%20other.%20It's%20like%20we're%20already%20married.&a=Lisa%20Kleypas&c=Humor It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already... — Lisa Kleypas Lisa Kleypas quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/brandon-mull-quote-meaning-14396 2026-04-15T19:18:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14396.png?q=It%20was%20one%20thing%20to%20snuggle%20a%20little%20when%20the%20world%20seemed%20about%20to%20end%2C%20and%20quite%20another%20to%20explain%20to%20her%20parents%20that%20she%20wanted%20to%20date%20an%20ancient%20magical%20horse.&a=Brandon%20Mull&c=Humor It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explai... — Brandon Mull Brandon Mull quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steven-erikson-quote-meaning-14397 2026-04-15T19:18:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14397.png?q=Save%20your%20explanations%2C%20I%20got%20some%20questions%20for%20you%20first%20and%20you'd%20better%20answer%20them!'%20%5Bslurred%20Hellian.%5D&a=Steven%20Erikson&c=Humor Save your explanations, I got some questions for you first and you'd better answer them!' [slurred H... — Steven Erikson Steven Erikson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephen-king-quote-meaning-14398 2026-04-15T19:18:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14398.png?q=A%20boy%20who%20once%20wiped%20his%20ass%20with%20poison%20ivy%20probably%20doesn't%20belong%20in%20a%20smart%20people's%20club.&a=Stephen%20King&c=Humor A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club. — Stephen King Stephen King quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rupaul-quote-meaning-sins-forgiven-14399 2026-04-15T19:18:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14399.png?q=All%20sins%20are%20forgiven%20once%20you%20start%20making%20a%20lot%20of%20money.&a=Rupaul&c=Humor All sins are forgiven once you start making a lot of money. — Rupaul Rupaul quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/liked-him-for-wrong-reasons-14400 2026-04-15T19:18:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14400.png?q=I%20had%20liked%20him%20for%20all%20the%20wrong%20reasons.&a=Wendelin%20Van%20Draanen&c=Humor I had liked him for all the wrong reasons. — Wendelin Van Draanen Wendelin Van Draanen quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/eugene-mirman-quote-meaning-bully-14401 2026-04-15T19:18:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14401.png?q=Most%20bullies%20are%20the%20product%20of%20a%20stressful%20and%20often%20abusive%20home%20life.%20Next%20time%20a%20bully%20threatens%20or%20attacks%20you%2C%20just%20yell%2C%20'Don't%20abuse%20me%20like%20your%20parents%20abuse%20you!'%20Then%20call%20children's%20services%20and%20tell%20them%20you%20saw%20this%20bully%20crying%20in%20the%20bathroom%20and%20you're%20worried%20about%20him.%20Bam!%20He%20just%20got%20moved%20to%20a%20foster%20home.&a=Eugene%20Mirman&c=Humor Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens... — Eugene Mirman Eugene Mirman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/oscar-wilde-quote-meaning-14402 2026-04-15T19:18:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14402.png?q=Why%20can't%20these%20American%20women%20stay%20in%20their%20own%20country%3F%20They%20are%20always%20telling%20us%20that%20it%20is%20the%20paradise%20for%20women.'&a=Oscar%20Wilde&c=Humor Why can't these American women stay in their own country? They are always telling us that it is the ... — Oscar Wilde Oscar Wilde quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/shelly-laurenston-quote-meaning-14403 2026-04-15T19:18:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14403.png?q=Angelina%20leaned%20forward%20as%20Sara%20pulled%20Miki%20back%20to%20her%2C%20%22You%20know%20what%20they%20say%20about%20curiosity%3F%20That%20it%20stabbed%20the%20annoying%20biker%20girl%20over%20and%20over%20and%20over%20again%20until%20she%20spit%20up%20blood.&a=Shelly%20Laurenston&c=Humor Angelina leaned forward as Sara pulled Miki back to her, "You know what they say about curiosity? Th... — Shelly Laurenston Shelly Laurenston quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jonathan-morris-quote-meaning-14404 2026-04-15T19:18:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14404.png?q=Why%20do%20humans%20never%20do%20as%20they're%20told%3F%20Someone%20should%20replace%20you%20all%20with%20robots.%20No%2C%20on%20second%20though%2C%20they%20shouldn't%2C%20bad%20idea.&a=Jonathan%20Morris&c=Humor Why do humans never do as they're told? Someone should replace you all with robots. No, on second th... — Jonathan Morris Jonathan Morris quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/karen-marie-moning-quote-meaning-14405 2026-04-15T19:18:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14405.png?q=It's%20just%20another%20of%20Robin's%20sayings.%20Like%2C%20'Holy%20strawberries%2C%20Batman%2C%20we're%20in%20a%20jam!%20Or%2C%20Holy%20Kleenex%2C%20Batman%2C%20it%20was%20right%20under%20our%20nose%20and%20we%20blew%20it!&a=Karen%20Marie%20Moning&c=Humor It's just another of Robin's sayings. Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kle... — Karen Marie Moning Karen Marie Moning quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/michelle-hodkin-quote-meaning-14406 2026-04-15T19:18:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14406.png?q=Your%20level%20of%20neuroses%20will%20only%20find%20love%20in%20a%20made-for-TV%20movie.&a=Michelle%20Hodkin&c=Humor Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie. — Michelle Hodkin Michelle Hodkin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/marvin-minsky-quote-meaning-14407 2026-04-15T19:18:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14407.png?q=General%20fiction%20is%20pretty%20much%20about%20ways%20that%20people%20get%20into%20problems%20and%20screw%20their%20lives%20up.%20Science%20fiction%20is%20about%20everything%20else.&a=Marvin%20Minsky&c=Humor General fiction is pretty much about ways that people get into problems and screw their lives up. Sc... — Marvin Minsky Marvin Minsky quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/nalini-singh-quote-meaning-14408 2026-04-15T19:18:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14408.png?q=Illium%20seems%20far%20too%20pretty%20to%20be%20dangerous.%E2%80%9D%20Dmitri%E2%80%99s%20male%20beauty%2C%20by%20contrast%2C%20was%20a%20darker%2C%20edgier%20thing.&a=Nalini%20Singh&c=Humor Illium seems far too pretty to be dangerous.” Dmitri’s male beauty, by contrast, was a darker, edgie... — Nalini Singh Nalini Singh quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/anna-godbersen-quote-meaning-14409 2026-04-15T19:18:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14409.png?q=Girls%2C%22%20their%20mother%20interjected%2C%20%22you%20must%20both%20stop%20being%20strange%20-%20it%20is%20unattractive.%20And%20don't%20forget%20your%20hats.%20It%20would%20be%20absolutely%20the%20end%20for%20me%20if%20you%20two%20came%20down%20with%20freckles%20at%20a%20time%20like%20this.&a=Anna%20Godbersen&c=Humor Girls," their mother interjected, "you must both stop being strange - it is unattractive. And don't ... — Anna Godbersen Anna Godbersen quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steven-wright-quote-meaning-14410 2026-04-15T19:18:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14410.png?q=I%20was%20sad%20because%20I%20had%20no%20shoes%2C%20until%20I%20met%20a%20man%20who%20had%20no%20feet.%20So%20I%20said%2C%20%22Got%20any%20shoes%20you%E2%80%99re%20not%20using%3F&a=Steven%20Wright&c=Humor I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’r... — Steven Wright Steven Wright quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kathryn-stockett-quote-meaning-14411 2026-04-15T19:18:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14411.png?q=I%20may%20not%20remember%20my%20name%20or%20what%20country%20I%20live%20in%2C%20but%20you%20and%20that%20pie%20is%20something%20I%20will%20never%20forget.&a=Kathryn%20Stockett&c=Humor I may not remember my name or what country I live in, but you and that pie is something I will never... — Kathryn Stockett Kathryn Stockett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/steven-wright-quote-meaning-14412 2026-04-15T19:19:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14412.png?q=Last%20night%20somebody%20broke%20into%20my%20apartment%20and%20replaced%20everything%20with%20exact%20duplicates...%20When%20I%20pointed%20it%20out%20to%20my%20roommate%2C%20he%20said%2C%20%22Do%20I%20know%20you%3F&a=Steven%20Wright&c=Humor Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I ... — Steven Wright Steven Wright quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-14413 2026-04-15T19:19:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14413.png?q=Thou%20shalt%20not%20submit%20thy%20god%20to%20market%20forces.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces. — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-hawkins-quote-meaning-14414 2026-04-15T19:19:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14414.png?q=The%20hand%20on%20my%20hair%20moved%20to%20my%20back%2C%20and%20I%20realized%20someone%20was%20singing%20softly.%20The%20voice%20was%20familiar%2C%20and%20something%20about%20it%20made%20my%20chest%20ache.%20Well%2C%20that%20was%20to%20be%20expected.%20Angels'%20songs%20would%20be%20awfully%20poignant.&a=Rachel%20Hawkins&c=Humor The hand on my hair moved to my back, and I realized someone was singing softly. The voice was famil... — Rachel Hawkins Rachel Hawkins quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hunter-s-thompson-quote-meaning-14415 2026-04-15T19:19:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14415.png?q=I%20knew%20a%20Buddhist%20once%2C%20and%20I've%20hated%20myself%20ever%20since.&a=Hunter%20S.%20Thompson&c=Humor I knew a Buddhist once, and I've hated myself ever since. — Hunter S. Thompson Hunter S. Thompson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/chelsea-fine-quote-meaning-soggy-14416 2026-04-15T19:19:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14416.png?q=Are%20you%20okay%3F%20You%20seem%20...soggy.&a=Chelsea%20Fine&c=Humor Are you okay? You seem ...soggy. — Chelsea Fine Chelsea Fine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/wolf-safety-quote-meaning-14417 2026-04-15T19:19:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14417.png?q=The%20wolf%20said%2C%20%22You%20know%2C%20my%20dear%2C%20it%20isn't%20safe%20for%20a%20little%20girl%20to%20walk%20through%20these%20woods%20alone.&a=James%20Finn%20Garner&c=Humor The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone... — James Finn Garner James Finn Garner quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/michelle-herman-quote-meaning-14418 2026-04-15T19:19:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14418.png?q=She%20had%20not%20made%20a%20decision%20to%20give%20up%20sex%2C%20only%20the%20clamor%20of%20romance%2C%20because%20it%20was%20exhausting%20her%2C%20doing%20her%20no%20good%20and%20too%20much%20harm...&a=Michelle%20Herman&c=Humor She had not made a decision to give up sex, only the clamor of romance, because it was exhausting he... — Michelle Herman Michelle Herman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/maria-v-snyder-quote-meaning-14419 2026-04-15T19:19:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14419.png?q=How%20did%20you-&a=Maria%20V.%20Snyder&c=Humor How did you- — Maria V. Snyder Maria V. Snyder quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/susan-ee-quote-meaning-14420 2026-04-15T19:19:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14420.png?q=Was%20that%20you%2C%20Pooky%20Bear%3F&a=Susan%20Ee&c=Humor Was that you, Pooky Bear? — Susan Ee Susan Ee quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mr-lorry-asks-the-witness-questions-14421 2026-04-15T19:19:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14421.png?q=Mr%20Lorry%20asks%20the%20witness%20questions%3A&a=Charles%20Dickens&c=Humor Mr Lorry asks the witness questions: — Charles Dickens Charles Dickens quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dont-count-your-owls-quote-meaning-14422 2026-04-15T19:19:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14422.png?q=Don't%20count%20your%20owls%20before%20they%20are%20delivered.&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor Don't count your owls before they are delivered. — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gussie-glutton-for-punishment-quote-14423 2026-04-15T19:19:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14423.png?q=Gussie%2C%20a%20glutton%20for%20punishment%2C%20stared%20at%20himself%20in%20the%20mirror.&a=P.G.%20Wodehouse&c=Humor Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror. — P.G. Wodehouse P.G. Wodehouse quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/larissa-ione-quote-meaning-14424 2026-04-15T19:19:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14424.png?q=The%20problem%20with%20having%20evil%20minions%20is%20that%20minions%20are%20stupid.&a=Larissa%20Ione&c=Humor The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid. — Larissa Ione Larissa Ione quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/colette-quote-meaning-14425 2026-04-15T19:19:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14425.png?q=If%20he's%20getting%20married%2C%20he's%20not%20longer%20interesting.&a=Colette&c=Humor If he's getting married, he's not longer interesting. — Colette Colette quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/elizabeth-chandler-quote-meaning-14426 2026-04-15T19:19:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14426.png?q=How%20would%20you%20feel%20about%20sharing%20your%20bed%3F%22%20she%20asked.&a=Elizabeth%20Chandler&c=Humor How would you feel about sharing your bed?" she asked. — Elizabeth Chandler Elizabeth Chandler quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jerry-scott-quote-meaning-14427 2026-04-15T19:19:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14427.png?q=I%20totally%20carpe-d%20the%20snot%20out%20of%20this%20diem!&a=Jerry%20Scott&c=Humor I totally carpe-d the snot out of this diem! — Jerry Scott Jerry Scott quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/w-h-auden-quote-meaning-14428 2026-04-15T19:19:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14428.png?q=We%20are%20all%20here%20on%20earth%20to%20help%20others%3A%20what%20on%20earth%20the%20others%20are%20here%20for%2C%20I%20don't%20know.&a=W.H.%20Auden&c=Humor We are all here on earth to help others: what on earth the others are here for, I don't know. — W.H. Auden W.H. Auden quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/robin-mckinley-quote-meaning-14429 2026-04-15T19:19:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14429.png?q=Cats%20were%20often%20familiars%20to%20workers%20of%20magic%20because%20to%20anyone%20used%20to%20wrestling%20with%20self-willed%2C%20wayward%2C%20devious%20magic%E2%80%94which%20was%20what%20all%20magic%20was%E2%80%94it%20was%20rather%20soothing%20to%20have%20all%20the%20same%20qualities%20wrapped%20up%20in%20a%20small%2C%20furry%2C%20generally%20attractive%20bundle%20that%20looked%20more%20or%20less%20the%20same%20from%20day%20to%20day%20and%20might%2C%20if%20it%20were%20in%20a%20good%20mood%2C%20sit%20on%20your%20knee%20and%20purr.%20Magic%20never%20sat%20on%20anybody%E2%80%99s%20knee%20and%20purred.&a=Robin%20McKinley&c=Humor Cats were often familiars to workers of magic because to anyone used to wrestling with self-willed, ... — Robin McKinley Robin McKinley quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-carlin-quote-meaning-14430 2026-04-15T19:19:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14430.png?q=Don't%20these%20schools%20do%20enough%20damage%20making%20all%20these%20kids%20think%20alike%2C%20now%20they%20have%20to%20make%20them%20look%20alike%20too%3F%20It's%20not%20a%20new%20idea%2C%20either.%20I%20first%20saw%20it%20in%20old%20newsreels%20from%20the%201930s%2C%20but%20it%20was%20hard%20to%20understand%20because%20the%20narration%20was%20in%20German.&a=George%20Carlin&c=Humor Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them l... — George Carlin George Carlin quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kylie-scott-quote-meaning-14431 2026-04-15T19:19:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14431.png?q=Pumpkin%2C%20stop%20rubbing%20your%20ass%20against%20me.%20We%20gotta%20go!%20I%20don%E2%80%99t%20have%20time%20to%20do%20you%20now.%20Prioritize%2C%20woman.&a=Kylie%20Scott&c=Humor Pumpkin, stop rubbing your ass against me. We gotta go! I don’t have time to do you now. Prioritize,... — Kylie Scott Kylie Scott quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dear-asshole-quote-meaning-14432 2026-04-15T19:19:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14432.png?q=Dear%20Asshole%3A%20Thank%20you%20for%20keeping%20your%20word%20and%20believing%20me.%20It%20was%20more%20than%20I%20expected.%20Also%2C%20I'm%20sorry%20you%20were%20inconvenienced%20by%20my%20gluing%20your%20locker%20shut%20at%20the%20beginning%20of%20this%20year.%20However%2C%20I%20am%20not%20sorry%20that%20I%20did%20it%2C%20because%20it%20was%20a%20lot%20of%20fun.%20Love%2C%20Alex.&a=Francesca%20Zappia&c=Humor Dear Asshole: Thank you for keeping your word and believing me. It was more than I expected. Also, I... — Francesca Zappia Francesca Zappia quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/loretta-chase-quote-meaning-14433 2026-04-15T19:19:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14433.png?q=.%20.%20I%20tell%20you%20Dain%20is%20a%20splendid%20catch.%20I%20advise%20you%20to%20set%20your%20hooks%20and%20reel%20him%20in.&a=Loretta%20Chase&c=Humor . . I tell you Dain is a splendid catch. I advise you to set your hooks and reel him in. — Loretta Chase Loretta Chase quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/never-attribute-malevolence-incompetence-14434 2026-04-15T19:19:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14434.png?q=Never%20attribute%20to%20malevolence%20what%20is%20merely%20due%20to%20incompetence&a=Arthur%20C.%20Clarke&c=Humor Never attribute to malevolence what is merely due to incompetence — Arthur C. Clarke Arthur C. Clarke quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/understanding-hermiones-observations-14435 2026-04-15T19:19:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14435.png?q=You%20should%20have%20told%20her%20differently%2C'%20said%20Hermione%2C%20still%20with%20that%20maddeningly%20patient%20air.%20'You%20should%20have%20said%20it%20was%20really%20annoying%2C%20but%20I'd%20made%20you%20promise%20to%20come%20along%20to%20the%20Three%20Broomsticks%2C%20and%20you%20really%20didn't%20want%20to%20go%2C%20you'd%20much%20rather%20spend%20the%20whole%20day%20with%20her%2C%20but%20unfortunately%20you%20thought%20you%20really%20ought%20to%20meet%20me%20and%20would%20she%20please%2C%20please%20come%20along%20with%20you%2C%20and%20hopefully%20you'd%20be%20able%20to%20get%20away%20more%20quickly%3F%20And%20it%20might%20have%20been%20a%20good%20idea%20to%20mention%20how%20ugly%20you%20think%20I%20am%20too%2C'%20Hermione%20added%20as%20an%20afterthought.&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Humor You should have told her differently,' said Hermione, still with that maddeningly patient air. 'You ... — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tiffany-reisz-quote-meaning-14436 2026-04-15T19:19:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14436.png?q=God%2C%20I%20love%20a%20man%20who%20reads&a=Tiffany%20Reisz&c=Humor God, I love a man who reads — Tiffany Reisz Tiffany Reisz quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jocks-arent-smart-quote-meaning-14437 2026-04-15T19:19:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14437.png?q=Jocks%20usually%20aren't%20smart.%20Their%20muscles%20feast%20on%20their%20brains.&a=Katie%20McGarry&c=Humor Jocks usually aren't smart. Their muscles feast on their brains. — Katie McGarry Katie McGarry quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/caitlyn-paige-opinions-onions-meaning-14438 2026-04-15T19:19:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14438.png?q=Opinions%20are%20like%20onions.%20They%20spell%20similarly%2C%20usually%20have%20many%20layers%2C%20and%20tend%20to%20make%20people%20cry.&a=Caitlyn%20Paige&c=Humor Opinions are like onions. They spell similarly, usually have many layers, and tend to make people cr... — Caitlyn Paige Caitlyn Paige quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/colleen-houck-quote-meaning-14439 2026-04-15T19:19:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14439.png?q=You%20look%20about%20as%20trapped%20as%20a%20piglet%20at%20a%20baby%20back%20ribs%20cookoff.&a=Colleen%20Houck&c=Humor You look about as trapped as a piglet at a baby back ribs cookoff. — Colleen Houck Colleen Houck quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cheyenne-mccray-quote-meaning-14440 2026-04-15T19:19:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14440.png?q=A%20good%20friend%20will%20bail%20you%20out%20of%20jail.&a=Cheyenne%20McCray&c=Humor A good friend will bail you out of jail. — Cheyenne McCray Cheyenne McCray quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/you-look-angry-quote-meaning-14441 2026-04-15T19:19:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14441.png?q=You%20look%20angry%2C%22%20he%20said.&a=Derek%20Landy&c=Humor You look angry," he said. — Derek Landy Derek Landy quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cassandra-clare-quote-meaning-14442 2026-04-15T19:19:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14442.png?q=He%20looked%20from%20Will%20to%20Tessa%20and%20raised%20his%20silvery%20eyebrows.%20%22A%20miracle%2C%22%20he%20said.%20%22You%20got%20him%20to%20speak.&a=Cassandra%20Clare&c=Humor He looked from Will to Tessa and raised his silvery eyebrows. "A miracle," he said. "You got him to ... — Cassandra Clare Cassandra Clare quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephen-colbert-quote-meaning-14443 2026-04-15T19:19:06.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14443.png?q=I%20am%20no%20fan%20of%20books.%20And%20chances%20are%2C%20if%20you're%20reading%20this%2C%20you%20and%20I%20share%20a%20healthy%20skepticism%20about%20the%20printed%20word.%20Well%2C%20I%20want%20you%20to%20know%20that%20this%20is%20the%20first%20book%20I've%20ever%20written%2C%20and%20I%20hope%20it's%20the%20first%20book%20you've%20ever%20read.%20Don't%20make%20a%20habit%20of%20it.&a=Stephen%20Colbert&c=Humor I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism ... — Stephen Colbert Stephen Colbert quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lauren-kate-quote-meaning-14444 2026-04-15T19:19:07.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14444.png?q=Now%20lemme%20get%20this%20straight%2C%22%20she%20said%20in%20a%20throaty%2C%20nasal%20voice.%20%22You%20put%20the%20lime%20in%20the%20cocanut%20and%20drink%20'em%20both%20up--whoa%2C%20long%20faces.%20What%20am%20I%20interrupting%3F&a=Lauren%20Kate&c=Humor Now lemme get this straight," she said in a throaty, nasal voice. "You put the lime in the cocanut a... — Lauren Kate Lauren Kate quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hillys-words-on-christianity-14445 2026-04-15T19:19:07.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14445.png?q=And%20you%20call%20yourself%20a%20Christian%2C'%20were%20Hilly's%20words%20to%20me%20and%20I%20thought%2C%20God.%20When%20did%20I%20ever%20do%20that%3F&a=Kathryn%20Stockett&c=Humor And you call yourself a Christian,' were Hilly's words to me and I thought, God. When did I ever do ... — Kathryn Stockett Kathryn Stockett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tahereh-mafi-quote-meaning-14446 2026-04-15T19:19:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14446.png?q=I%E2%80%99m%20not%20an%20idiot%2C%20Kenji.%20I%20have%20reasons%20for%20the%20things%20I%20say.&a=Tahereh%20Mafi&c=Humor I’m not an idiot, Kenji. I have reasons for the things I say. — Tahereh Mafi Tahereh Mafi quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/nix-to-declan-quote-meaning-14447 2026-04-15T19:19:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14447.png?q=Nix%20to%20Declan%3A&a=Kresley%20Cole&c=Humor Nix to Declan: — Kresley Cole Kresley Cole quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/audrey-hepburn-quote-meaning-14448 2026-04-15T19:19:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14448.png?q=There%20must%20be%20something%20wrong%20with%20those%20people%20who%20think%20Audrey%20Hepburn%20doesn%E2%80%99t%20perspire%2C%20hiccup%20or%20sneeze%2C%20because%20they%20know%20that%E2%80%99s%20not%20true.%20I%20n%20fact%2C%20I%20hiccup%20more%20than%20most.&a=Audrey%20Hepburn&c=Humor There must be something wrong with those people who think Audrey Hepburn doesn’t perspire, hiccup or... — Audrey Hepburn Audrey Hepburn quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/adornetto-quote-meaning-safety-14449 2026-04-15T19:19:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14449.png?q=If%20you're%20worried%20about%20safety%2C%20you%20might%20like%20to%20follow%20my%20example%20and%20put%20on%20that%20seat%20belt.&a=Alexandra%20Adornetto&c=Humor If you're worried about safety, you might like to follow my example and put on that seat belt. — Alexandra Adornetto Alexandra Adornetto quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/we-were-just-looking-at-maps-14450 2026-04-15T19:19:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14450.png?q=We%20were%20just%20looking%20at%20maps...&a=Rick%20Riordan&c=Humor We were just looking at maps... — Rick Riordan Rick Riordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-green-quote-meaning-abstain-sex-14451 2026-04-15T19:19:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14451.png?q=Dear%20Teens%20at%20Starbucks%20wearing%20'Abstain%20from%20Sex%202%20Attain%20Ur%20Goals'%20t-shirts%3A%20Doesn't%20it%20depend%20on%20what%20my%20goals%20are%3F&a=John%20Green&c=Humor Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t-shirts: Doesn't it depend on ... — John Green John Green quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/eoin-colfer-quote-meaning-14452 2026-04-15T19:19:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14452.png?q=It%20took%20teams%20of%20LEP%20warlocks%20to%20slow%20down%20time%20for%20a%20few%20hours%3B%20the%20magic%20required%20to%20open%20a%20door%20to%20the%20tunnel%20was%20stupendous.%20It%20would%20be%20easier%20to%20shoot%20down%20the%20moon.&a=Eoin%20Colfer&c=Humor It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door t... — Eoin Colfer Eoin Colfer quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/julia-quinn-quote-meaning-14453 2026-04-15T19:19:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14453.png?q=He%20gave%20her%20a%20sly%2C%20sideways%20look.%20%22Did%20you&a=Julia%20Quinn&c=Humor He gave her a sly, sideways look. "Did you — Julia Quinn Julia Quinn quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/james-patterson-quote-meaning-14454 2026-04-15T19:19:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14454.png?q=Listen%2C%20street%20punk.%20You're%20a%20guy%2C%20and%20you're%20a%20couple%20inches%20taller%2C%20and%20maybe%20forty%20pounds%20heavier%2C%20and%20ooh%2C%20you're%20in%20a%20gang.%20But%20I've%20survived%20ten%20years%20of%20Catholic%20school%2C%20and%20I%20will%20cut%20you%20off%20at%20your%20knees%20without%20a%20blink.%20Do%20you%20understand%3F&a=James%20Patterson&c=Humor Listen, street punk. You're a guy, and you're a couple inches taller, and maybe forty pounds heavier... — James Patterson James Patterson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/garth-marenghi-quote-meaning-14455 2026-04-15T19:19:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14455.png?q=I%20know%20writers%20who%20use%20subtext%2C%20and%20they're%20all%20cowards.&a=Garth%20Marenghi&c=Humor I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards. — Garth Marenghi Garth Marenghi quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/erma-bombeck-quote-meaning-14456 2026-04-15T19:19:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14456.png?q=Laughter%20rises%20out%20of%20tragedy%20when%20you%20need%20it%20the%20most%2C%20and%20rewards%20you%20for%20your%20courage.&a=Erma%20Bombeck&c=Humor Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. — Erma Bombeck Erma Bombeck quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/chelsea-fine-quote-meaning-14457 2026-04-15T19:19:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14457.png?q=How%20did%20you%20kill%20the%20Ashman%20in%20the%20forest%20last%20year%3F&a=Chelsea%20Fine&c=Humor How did you kill the Ashman in the forest last year? — Chelsea Fine Chelsea Fine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/the-only-way-to-behave-to-a-woman-14458 2026-04-15T19:19:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14458.png?q=The%20only%20way%20to%20behave%20to%20a%20woman%20is%20to%20make%20love%20to%20her%20if%20she%20is%20pretty%2C%20and%20to%20someone%20else%20if%20she%20is%20plain.&a=Oscar%20Wilde&c=Humor The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if sh... — Oscar Wilde Oscar Wilde quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/satan-lottery-meaning-life-lesson-14459 2026-04-15T19:19:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14459.png?q=I've%20won%20Satan's%20lottery.&a=Christopher%20Moore&c=Humor I've won Satan's lottery. — Christopher Moore Christopher Moore quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jon-stewart-quote-meaning-14460 2026-04-15T19:19:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14460.png?q=The%20internet%20is%20just%20a%20world%20passing%20notes%20around%20a%20classroom.&a=Jon%20Stewart&c=Humor The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom. — Jon Stewart Jon Stewart quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/suzanne-collins-quote-meaning-14461 2026-04-15T19:19:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14461.png?q=Not%20daring%20to%20flee%20since%20my%20general%20location%20has%20just%20been%20broadcast%20to%20any%20killer%20who%20cares.%20I%20mean%2C%20I%20know%20it's%20cold%20out%20here%20and%20not%20everybody%20has%20a%20sleeping%20bag.&a=Suzanne%20Collins&c=Humor Not daring to flee since my general location has just been broadcast to any killer who cares. I mean... — Suzanne Collins Suzanne Collins quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rich-children-blond-vitamins-quote-meaning-14462 2026-04-15T19:19:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14462.png?q=Rich%20children%20are%20always%20blond%2C%20Jocelyn%20goes.%20It%20has%20to%20do%20with%20vitamins.&a=Jennifer%20Egan&c=Humor Rich children are always blond, Jocelyn goes. It has to do with vitamins. — Jennifer Egan Jennifer Egan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/you-just-put-that-sword-away-sir-please-14463 2026-04-15T19:19:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14463.png?q=You%20just%20put%20that%20sword%20away%2C%20sir%2C%20please%2C%22%20said%20the%20voice%20of%20Lance-Constable%20Vimes.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor You just put that sword away, sir, please," said the voice of Lance-Constable Vimes. — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kurt-vonnegut-quote-meaning-14464 2026-04-15T19:19:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14464.png?q=Well%20finish%20your%20story%20anyway.&a=Kurt%20Vonnegut&c=Humor Well finish your story anyway. — Kurt Vonnegut Kurt Vonnegut quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/audrey-hepburn-quote-meaning-14465 2026-04-15T19:19:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14465.png?q=And...I%20think%20that's%20what%20life%20is%20all%20about%2C%20actually%2C&a=Audrey%20Hepburn&c=Humor And...I think that's what life is all about, actually, — Audrey Hepburn Audrey Hepburn quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mega-chester-crush-quote-meaning-14466 2026-04-15T19:19:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14466.png?q=And%20Mega%20has%20a%20crush%20on%20Chester.&a=Karen%20Marie%20Moning&c=Humor And Mega has a crush on Chester. — Karen Marie Moning Karen Marie Moning quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/if-you-stopped-tellin-people-its-all-sorted-out-14467 2026-04-15T19:19:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14467.png?q=If%20you%20stopped%20tellin'%20people%20it's%20all%20sorted%20out%20after%20they're%20dead%2C%20they%20might%20try%20sorting%20it%20all%20out%20while%20they're%20alive.&a=Neil%20Gaiman%2C%20Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor If you stopped tellin' people it's all sorted out after they're dead, they might try sorting it all ... — Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jennifer-lynn-barnes-quote-meaning-14468 2026-04-15T19:19:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14468.png?q=Bethany%20blinked.%20%22Did%20you%20just%20hit%20me%3F%22%20she%20asked%2C%20disbelief%20coloring%20her%20every%20feature.&a=Jennifer%20Lynn%20Barnes&c=Humor Bethany blinked. "Did you just hit me?" she asked, disbelief coloring her every feature. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Jennifer Lynn Barnes quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cherie-priest-quote-meaning-14469 2026-04-15T19:19:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14469.png?q=It's%20funny%20what%20they%20say%20about%20men%20in%20uniform%20-%20how%20people%20think%20women%20just%20can't%20resist%20'em.%20Fact%20is%2C%20I%20think%20we're%20just%20pleased%20to%20see%20a%20man%20groomed%2C%20bathed%2C%20and%20wearing%20clothes%20that%20fit%20him.&a=Cherie%20Priest&c=Humor It's funny what they say about men in uniform - how people think women just can't resist 'em. Fact i... — Cherie Priest Cherie Priest quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/derek-landy-quote-meaning-14470 2026-04-15T19:19:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14470.png?q=Where%20are%20you%20going%3F&a=Derek%20Landy&c=Humor Where are you going? — Derek Landy Derek Landy quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/barzul-quote-meaning-christopher-paolini-14471 2026-04-15T19:19:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14471.png?q=Barz%C3%BBl!&a=Christopher%20Paolini&c=Humor Barzûl! — Christopher Paolini Christopher Paolini quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/meaning-of-gena-showalter-quote-14472 2026-04-15T19:19:13.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14472.png?q=I'll%20take%20the%20cemetery%2C%22%20Kane%20said.%20He%20didn't%20sound%20excited.%20Rather%2C%20he%20sounded%20resigned.%20%22The%20club%20might%20collapse%20if%20I%20go.&a=Gena%20Showalter&c=Humor I'll take the cemetery," Kane said. He didn't sound excited. Rather, he sounded resigned. "The club ... — Gena Showalter Gena Showalter quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/david-eddings-quote-meaning-14473 2026-04-15T19:19:13.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14473.png?q=The%20only%20reason%20there's%20such%20a%20thing%20as%20a%20morning%20in%20the%20first%20place%20is%20to%20keep%20night%20and%20afternoon%20from%20bumping%20into%20each%20other.&a=David%20Eddings&c=Humor The only reason there's such a thing as a morning in the first place is to keep night and afternoon ... — David Eddings David Eddings quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/twain-quote-meaning-14474 2026-04-15T19:19:13.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14474.png?q=Everytime%20I%20read%20'Pride%20and%20Prejudice'%20I%20want%20to%20dig%20her%20up%20and%20beat%20her%20over%20the%20skull%20with%20her%20own%20shin-bone.&a=Mark%20Twain&c=Humor Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own... — Mark Twain Mark Twain quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/p-c-cast-quote-meaning-14475 2026-04-15T19:19:13.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14475.png?q=Becky%20Renee%20Apple%20-%20can%20you%20believe%20her%20mom%20named%20her%20that%20and%20then%20had%20all%20of%20her%20sweaters%20monogramed%20with%20'BRA'%3F&a=P.C.%20Cast&c=Humor Becky Renee Apple - can you believe her mom named her that and then had all of her sweaters monogram... — P.C. Cast P.C. Cast quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-14476 2026-04-15T19:19:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14476.png?q=Juliet's%20version%20of%20cleanliness%20was%20next%20to%20godliness%2C%20which%20was%20to%20say%20it%20was%20erratic%2C%20past%20all%20understanding%20and%20was%20seldom%20seen.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor Juliet's version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say it was erratic, past all und... — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-14477 2026-04-15T19:19:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14477.png?q=See%3F%20This%20is%20why%20I'm%20not%20religious.%20I%20couldn't%20possibly%20keep%20my%20mouth%20shut%20long%20enough%20to%20get%20along%20with%20everyone%20else.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along ... — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/morgan-matson-quote-meaning-14478 2026-04-15T19:19:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14478.png?q=Roger%2C%20he%20has%20a%20chain%20saw%2C%22%20I%20hissed.%20%22I%20am%20not%20going%20to%20die%20in%20Kentucky!&a=Morgan%20Matson&c=Humor Roger, he has a chain saw," I hissed. "I am not going to die in Kentucky! — Morgan Matson Morgan Matson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/justin-halpern-quote-meaning-14479 2026-04-15T19:19:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14479.png?q=See%2C%20you%20think%20I%20give%20a%20shit.%20Wrong.%20In%20fact%2C%20while%20you%20talk%2C%20I'm%20thinking%3B%20How%20can%20I%20give%20less%20of%20shit%3F%20That's%20why%20I%20look%20interested.&a=Justin%20Halpern&c=Humor See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of s... — Justin Halpern Justin Halpern quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-green-quote-meaning-tone-deafness-14480 2026-04-15T19:19:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14480.png?q=But%20I%20was%20not%20in%20the%20band%2C%20because%20I%20suffer%20from%20the%20kind%20of%20tone%20deafness%20that%20is%20generally%20associated%20with%20actual%20deafness&a=John%20Green&c=Humor But I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associa... — John Green John Green quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/louise-rennison-quote-meaning-14481 2026-04-15T19:19:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14481.png?q=Oh%20Blimey%20O%E2%80%98Reilly's%20pantyhose...what%20is%20the%20point%20of%20Shakespeare%3F%20I%20know%20he%20is%20a%20genius%20and%20so%20on%2C%20but%20he%20does%20rave%20on.&a=Louise%20Rennison&c=Humor Oh Blimey O‘Reilly's pantyhose...what is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, ... — Louise Rennison Louise Rennison quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephanie-garber-quote-meaning-14482 2026-04-15T19:19:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14482.png?q=I'm%20not%20going%20to%20tell%20you%20to%20trust%20me%2C%20because%20that's%20a%20terrible%20idea.&a=Stephanie%20Garber&c=Humor I'm not going to tell you to trust me, because that's a terrible idea. — Stephanie Garber Stephanie Garber quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dorothy-parker-quote-meaning-14483 2026-04-15T19:19:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14483.png?q=Be%20you%20wise%20and%20never%20sad%2C&a=Dorothy%20Parker&c=Humor Be you wise and never sad, — Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jeaniene-frost-quote-meaning-14484 2026-04-15T19:19:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14484.png?q=The%20lustful%20glances%20thrown%20his%20way%20made%20me%20wish%20he%20wasn%E2%80%99t%20such%20a%20damned%20bowl%20of%20eye%20candy.&a=Jeaniene%20Frost&c=Humor The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy. — Jeaniene Frost Jeaniene Frost quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jd-salinger-quote-meaning-14485 2026-04-15T19:19:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14485.png?q=In%20my%20mind%2C%20I'm%20probably%20the%20biggest%20sex%20maniac%20you%20ever%20saw.&a=J.D.%20Salinger&c=Humor In my mind, I'm probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw. — J.D. Salinger J.D. Salinger quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jasper-fforde-quote-meaning-14486 2026-04-15T19:19:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14486.png?q=Death%20doesn't%20care%20about%20personalities%20-%20he's%20more%20interested%20in%20meeting%20quotas.&a=Jasper%20Fforde&c=Humor Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas. — Jasper Fforde Jasper Fforde quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/charlaine-harris-quote-meaning-14487 2026-04-15T19:19:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14487.png?q=And%20by%20golly%2C%20love%20sure%20was%20a%20battlefield.%20Benatar%20was%20right%20about%20that.&a=Charlaine%20Harris&c=Humor And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that. — Charlaine Harris Charlaine Harris quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/darynda-jones-quote-meaning-14488 2026-04-15T19:19:17.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14488.png?q=My%20powers%20of%20persuasion%20are%20only%20as%20strong%20as%20the%20bullshit%20I%20have%20to%20back%20it%20up.&a=Darynda%20Jones&c=Humor My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. — Darynda Jones Darynda Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jeri-smith-ready-quote-meaning-14489 2026-04-15T19:19:18.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14489.png?q=Sorry%2C%22%20she%20said.%20%22I%20have%20a%20psychological%20disorder%20that%20prevents%20me%20from%20keeping%20thoughts%20inside%20my%20head%20where%20they%20belong.&a=Jeri%20Smith-Ready&c=Humor Sorry," she said. "I have a psychological disorder that prevents me from keeping thoughts inside my ... — Jeri Smith-Ready Jeri Smith-Ready quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/darynda-jones-quote-meaning-14490 2026-04-15T19:19:18.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14490.png?q=In%20a%20moment%20of%20sheer%20terror%2C%20I%20realized%20I%20couldn't%20feel%20my%20brain.%20It%20was%20there%20just%20a%20minute%20ago.%20Maybe%20I%20really%20was%20dead.%20%22Do%20I%20look%20dead%20to%20you%3F&a=Darynda%20Jones&c=Humor In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Ma... — Darynda Jones Darynda Jones quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/russell-brand-chewing-gum-meaning-14491 2026-04-15T19:19:18.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14491.png?q=Of%20all%20the%20consumer%20products%2C%20chewing%20gum%20is%20perhaps%20the%20most%20ridiculous%3A%20it%20literally%20has%20no%20nourishment%20%E2%80%93%20you%20just%20chew%20it%20to%20give%20yourself%20something%20to%20do%20with%20your%20stupid%20idiot%20Western%20mouth.&a=Russell%20Brand&c=Humor Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nouris... — Russell Brand Russell Brand quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/cs-lewis-quote-meaning-fricasseed-frogs-14492 2026-04-15T19:19:18.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14492.png?q=Life%20isn't%20all%20fricasseed%20frogs%20and%20eel%20pie.&a=C.S.%20Lewis&c=Humor Life isn't all fricasseed frogs and eel pie. — C.S. Lewis C.S. Lewis quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/no-one-messes-around-with-nerds-computer-14493 2026-04-15T19:19:18.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14493.png?q=No%20one%20messes%20around%20with%20a%20nerd%E2%80%99s%20computer%20and%20escapes%20unscathed.&a=E.A.%20Bucchianeri&c=Humor No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed. — E.A. Bucchianeri E.A. Bucchianeri quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/terry-pratchett-quote-meaning-14494 2026-04-15T19:19:18.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14494.png?q=It%20was%20nice%20to%20hear%20the%20voices%20of%20little%20children%20at%20play%2C%20provided%20you%20took%20care%20to%20be%20far%20enough%20away%20not%20to%20hear%20what%20they%20were%20actually%20saying.&a=Terry%20Pratchett&c=Humor It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough a... — Terry Pratchett Terry Pratchett quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/robert-jordan-quote-meaning-14495 2026-04-15T19:19:18.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14495.png?q=Burn%20you%2C%20Nerim%2C%20that's%20a%20leg%20not%20a%20bloody%20side%20of%20beef!&a=Robert%20Jordan&c=Humor Burn you, Nerim, that's a leg not a bloody side of beef! — Robert Jordan Robert Jordan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-grogan-quote-meaning-letters-freedom-14496 2026-04-15T19:19:18.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14496.png?q=In%20the%20English%20language%2C%20it%20all%20comes%20down%20to%20this%3A%20Twenty-six%20letters%2C%20when%20combined%20correctly%2C%20can%20create%20magic.%20Twenty%20-six%20letters%20form%20the%20foundation%20of%20a%20free%2C%20informed%20society.&a=John%20Grogan&c=Humor In the English language, it all comes down to this: Twenty-six letters, when combined correctly, can... — John Grogan John Grogan quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/neals-shusterman-quote-meaning-14497 2026-04-15T19:19:18.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14497.png?q=Conner%20Lassiter.%20Scheduled%20to%20be%20unwound%20the%2021st%20of%20November-until%20you%20went%20AWOL.%20You%20caused%20an%20accident%20that%20killed%20a%20bus%20driver%2C%20left%20dozens%20of%20others%20injured%2C%20and%20shut%20down%20an%20interstate%20highway%20for%20hours.%20Then%2C%20on%20top%20of%20it%2C%20you%20took%20a%20hostage%20AND%20shot%20a%20Juvey-cop%20with%20his%20own%20tranq%20gun.&a=Neal%20Shusterman&c=Humor Conner Lassiter. Scheduled to be unwound the 21st of November-until you went AWOL. You caused an acc... — Neal Shusterman Neal Shusterman quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jim-butcher-quote-meaning-14498 2026-04-15T19:19:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14498.png?q=Hell%E2%80%99s%20bells.%20I%20don%E2%80%99t%20call%20him%20the%20Fist%20of%20God%20as%20a%20pet%20name%2C%20folks.&a=Jim%20Butcher&c=Humor Hell’s bells. I don’t call him the Fist of God as a pet name, folks. — Jim Butcher Jim Butcher quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ralph-waldo-emerson-quote-meaning-14499 2026-04-15T19:19:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14499.png?q=People%20do%20not%20deserve%20good%20writing%2C%20they%20are%20so%20pleased%20with%20bad.&a=Ralph%20Waldo%20Emerson&c=Humor People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Ralph Waldo Emerson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jefferson-smith-quote-meaning-14500 2026-04-15T19:19:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14500.png?q=You%20can't%20believe%20everything%20people%20tell%20you%20-%20not%20even%20if%20those%20people%20are%20your%20own%20brain.&a=Jefferson%20Smith&c=Humor You can't believe everything people tell you - not even if those people are your own brain. — Jefferson Smith Jefferson Smith quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rachel-caine-quote-meaning-vampire-14501 2026-04-15T19:19:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14501.png?q=Yeah%2C%20I%20get%20it%3B%20you're%20a%20vampire%2C%22%20she%20said.%20%22Creepy.%20And%20okay%2C%20a%20little%20hot%2C%20I%20admit.&a=Rachel%20Caine&c=Humor Yeah, I get it; you're a vampire," she said. "Creepy. And okay, a little hot, I admit. — Rachel Caine Rachel Caine quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/laurie-halse-anderson-quote-meaning-14502 2026-04-15T19:19:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14502.png?q=To%20keep%20up%20appearances%2C%20I%20stomp%20my%20room%20and%20slam%20the%20door.&a=Laurie%20Halse%20Anderson&c=Humor To keep up appearances, I stomp my room and slam the door. — Laurie Halse Anderson Laurie Halse Anderson quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jennifer-crusie-quote-meaning-14503 2026-04-15T19:19:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14503.png?q=I'll%20be%20right%20behind%20you&a=Jennifer%20Crusie&c=Humor I'll be right behind you — Jennifer Crusie Jennifer Crusie quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/julie-klassen-quote-meaning-14504 2026-04-15T19:19:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14504.png?q=Come%20to%20think%20of%20it%2C%20she%20did%20not%20speak%20a%20word.%20Yet%20I%20could%20have%20sworn%20she%20had%20the%20most%20beautiful%20voice.&a=Julie%20Klassen&c=Humor Come to think of it, she did not speak a word. Yet I could have sworn she had the most beautiful voi... — Julie Klassen Julie Klassen quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/colleen-houck-quote-meaning-14505 2026-04-15T19:19:19.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14505.png?q=Whew!%20You%20two%20are%20blowing%20hotter%20air%20than%20a%20tornado%20circlin%E2%80%99%20a%20volcano%20in%20Hades.&a=Colleen%20Houck&c=Humor Whew! You two are blowing hotter air than a tornado circlin’ a volcano in Hades. — Colleen Houck Colleen Houck quote about humor — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/mahatma-gandhi-quote-meaning-14506 2026-04-15T19:39:58.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14506.png?q=Be%20the%20change%20that%20you%20wish%20to%20see%20in%20the%20world.&a=Mahatma%20Gandhi&c=Philosophy Be the change that you wish to see in the world. — Mahatma Gandhi Mahatma Gandhi quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/nietzsche-music-life-meaning-14507 2026-04-15T19:39:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14507.png?q=Without%20music%2C%20life%20would%20be%20a%20mistake.&a=Friedrich%20Nietzsche&c=Philosophy Without music, life would be a mistake. — Friedrich Nietzsche Friedrich Nietzsche quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/a-day-without-laughter-meaning-14508 2026-04-15T19:39:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14508.png?q=A%20day%20without%20laughter%20is%20a%20day%20wasted.&a=Nicolas%20Chamfort&c=Philosophy A day without laughter is a day wasted. — Nicolas Chamfort Nicolas Chamfort quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kahlil-gibran-quote-meaning-14509 2026-04-15T19:40:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14509.png?q=You%20talk%20when%20you%20cease%20to%20be%20at%20peace%20with%20your%20thoughts.&a=Kahlil%20Gibran&c=Philosophy You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts. — Kahlil Gibran Kahlil Gibran quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/camus-quote-meaning-refusal-to-be-14510 2026-04-15T19:40:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14510.png?q=Man%20is%20the%20only%20creature%20who%20refuses%20to%20be%20what%20he%20is.&a=Albert%20Camus&c=Philosophy Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is. — Albert Camus Albert Camus quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephen-hawking-quote-meaning-14511 2026-04-15T19:40:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14511.png?q=One%2C%20remember%20to%20look%20up%20at%20the%20stars%20and%20not%20down%20at%20your%20feet.%20Two%2C%20never%20give%20up%20work.%20Work%20gives%20you%20meaning%20and%20purpose%20and%20life%20is%20empty%20without%20it.%20Three%2C%20if%20you%20are%20lucky%20enough%20to%20find%20love%2C%20remember%20it%20is%20there%20and%20don't%20throw%20it%20away.&a=Stephen%20Hawking&c=Philosophy One, remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Two, never give up work. Work gives... — Stephen Hawking Stephen Hawking quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/william-shakespear-quote-meaning-14512 2026-04-15T19:40:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14512.png?q=There%20is%20nothing%20either%20good%20or%20bad%2C%20but%20thinking%20makes%20it%20so.&a=William%20Shakespear&c=Philosophy There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. — William Shakespear William Shakespear quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/albert-einstein-quote-meaning-14513 2026-04-15T19:40:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14513.png?q=A%20human%20being%20is%20a%20part%20of%20the%20whole%20called%20by%20us%20universe%2C%20a%20part%20limited%20in%20time%20and%20space.%20He%20experiences%20himself%2C%20his%20thoughts%20and%20feeling%20as%20something%20separated%20from%20the%20rest%2C%20a%20kind%20of%20optical%20delusion%20of%20his%20consciousness.%20This%20delusion%20is%20a%20kind%20of%20prison%20for%20us%2C%20restricting%20us%20to%20our%20personal%20desires%20and%20to%20affection%20for%20a%20few%20persons%20nearest%20to%20us.%20Our%20task%20must%20be%20to%20free%20ourselves%20from%20this%20prison%20by%20widening%20our%20circle%20of%20compassion%20to%20embrace%20all%20living%20creatures%20and%20the%20whole%20of%20nature%20in%20its%20beauty.&a=Albert%20Einstein&c=Philosophy A human being is a part of the whole called by us universe, a part limited in time and space. He exp... — Albert Einstein Albert Einstein quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/you-write-your-life-with-actions-14514 2026-04-15T19:40:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14514.png?q=You%20do%20not%20write%20your%20life%20with%20words...You%20write%20it%20with%20actions.%20What%20you%20think%20is%20not%20important.%20It%20is%20only%20important%20what%20you&a=Patrick%20Ness&c=Philosophy You do not write your life with words...You write it with actions. What you think is not important. ... — Patrick Ness Patrick Ness quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/simplicity-patience-compassion-meaning-14515 2026-04-15T19:40:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14515.png?q=Simplicity%2C%20patience%2C%20compassion.&a=Lao%20Tzu&c=Philosophy Simplicity, patience, compassion. — Lao Tzu Lao Tzu quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/fantasy-escapism-duty-freedom-14516 2026-04-15T19:40:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14516.png?q=Fantasy%20is%20escapist%2C%20and%20that%20is%20its%20glory.%20If%20a%20soldier%20is%20imprisioned%20by%20the%20enemy%2C%20don't%20we%20consider%20it%20his%20duty%20to%20escape%3F.%20.%20.If%20we%20value%20the%20freedom%20of%20mind%20and%20soul%2C%20if%20we're%20partisans%20of%20liberty%2C%20then%20it's%20our%20plain%20duty%20to%20escape%2C%20and%20to%20take%20as%20many%20people%20with%20us%20as%20we%20can!&a=J.R.R.%20Tolkien&c=Philosophy Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisioned by the enemy, don't we consi... — J.R.R. Tolkien J.R.R. Tolkien quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/frank-zappa-quote-meaning-14517 2026-04-15T19:40:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14517.png?q=Without%20deviation%20from%20the%20norm%2C%20progress%20is%20not%20possible.&a=Frank%20Zappa&c=Philosophy Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. — Frank Zappa Frank Zappa quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bertrand-russell-quote-meaning-14518 2026-04-15T19:40:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14518.png?q=Do%20not%20fear%20to%20be%20eccentric%20in%20opinion%2C%20for%20every%20opinion%20now%20accepted%20was%20once%20eccentric.&a=Bertrand%20Russell&c=Philosophy Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. — Bertrand Russell Bertrand Russell quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/einstein-quote-meaning-mystery-14519 2026-04-15T19:40:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14519.png?q=The%20most%20beautiful%20experience%20we%20can%20have%20is%20the%20mysterious.%20It%20is%20the%20fundamental%20emotion%20that%20stands%20at%20the%20cradle%20of%20true%20art%20and%20true%20science.&a=Albert%20Einstein&c=Philosophy The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stan... — Albert Einstein Albert Einstein quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/eliewiesel-quote-meaning-14520 2026-04-15T19:40:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14520.png?q=There%20may%20be%20times%20when%20we%20are%20powerless%20to%20prevent%20injustice%2C%20but%20there%20must%20never%20be%20a%20time%20when%20we%20fail%20to%20protest.&a=Elie%20Wiesel&c=Philosophy There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when w... — Elie Wiesel Elie Wiesel quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/fitzgerald-f-scott-quote-meaning-14521 2026-04-15T19:40:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14521.png?q=I%20was%20within%20and%20without%2C%20simultaneously%20enchanted%20and%20repelled%20by%20the%20inexhaustible%20variety%20of%20life.&a=Fitzgerald%20F.%20Scott&c=Philosophy I was within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life... — Fitzgerald F. Scott Fitzgerald F. Scott quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richard-dawkins-atheism-quote-meaning-14522 2026-04-15T19:40:05.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14522.png?q=We%20are%20all%20atheists%20about%20most%20of%20the%20gods%20that%20humanity%20has%20ever%20believed%20in.%20Some%20of%20us%20just%20go%20one%20god%20further.&a=Richard%20Dawkins&c=Philosophy We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go on... — Richard Dawkins Richard Dawkins quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/malcolm-x-quote-meaning-14523 2026-04-15T19:40:08.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14523.png?q=You're%20not%20to%20be%20so%20blind%20with%20patriotism%20that%20you%20can't%20face%20reality.%20Wrong%20is%20wrong%2C%20no%20matter%20who%20does%20it%20or%20says%20it.&a=Malcolm%20X&c=Philosophy You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who... — Malcolm X Malcolm X quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/socrates-quote-meaning-teaching-think-14524 2026-04-15T19:40:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14524.png?q=I%20cannot%20teach%20anybody%20anything.%20I%20can%20only%20make%20them%20think&a=Socrates&c=Philosophy I cannot teach anybody anything. I can only make them think — Socrates Socrates quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/william-blake-quote-meaning-14525 2026-04-15T19:40:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14525.png?q=A%20truth%20that's%20told%20with%20bad%20intent&a=William%20Blake&c=Philosophy A truth that's told with bad intent — William Blake William Blake quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/douglas-adams-quote-meaning-14526 2026-04-15T19:40:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14526.png?q=Let's%20think%20the%20unthinkable%2C%20let's%20do%20the%20undoable.%20Let%20us%20prepare%20to%20grapple%20with%20the%20ineffable%20itself%2C%20and%20see%20if%20we%20may%20not%20eff%20it%20after%20all.&a=Douglas%20Adams&c=Philosophy Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable its... — Douglas Adams Douglas Adams quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jk-rowling-quote-meaning-14527 2026-04-15T19:40:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14527.png?q=Happiness%20can%20be%20found%2C%20even%20in%20the%20darkest%20of%20times%2C%20if%20one%20only%20remembers%20to%20turn%20on%20the%20light.&a=J.K.%20Rowling&c=Philosophy Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. — J.K. Rowling J.K. Rowling quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lao-tsu-quote-meaning-14528 2026-04-15T19:40:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14528.png?q=Those%20who%20know%20do%20not%20speak.%20Those%20who%20speak%20do%20not%20know.&a=Lao%20Tsu&c=Philosophy Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know. — Lao Tsu Lao Tsu quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/santosh-kalwar-quote-meaning-14529 2026-04-15T19:40:09.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14529.png?q=We%20are%20addicted%20to%20our%20thoughts.%20We%20cannot%20change%20anything%20if%20we%20cannot%20change%20our%20thinking.&a=Santosh%20Kalwar&c=Philosophy We are addicted to our thoughts. We cannot change anything if we cannot change our thinking. — Santosh Kalwar Santosh Kalwar quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/plato-quote-meaning-indifference-14530 2026-04-15T19:40:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14530.png?q=The%20price%20good%20men%20pay%20for%20indifference%20to%20public%20affairs%20is%20to%20be%20ruled%20by%20evil%20men.&a=Plato&c=Philosophy The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. — Plato Plato quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/carl-sagan-quote-meaning-spirituality-14531 2026-04-15T19:40:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14531.png?q=Science%20is%20not%20only%20compatible%20with%20spirituality%3B%20it%20is%20a%20profound%20source%20of%20spirituality.&a=Carl%20Sagan&c=Philosophy Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality. — Carl Sagan Carl Sagan quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ian-fleming-quote-meaning-14532 2026-04-15T19:40:10.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14532.png?q=You%20only%20live%20twice%3A&a=Ian%20Fleming&c=Philosophy You only live twice: — Ian Fleming Ian Fleming quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kurt-vonnegut-quote-meaning-14533 2026-04-15T19:40:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14533.png?q=Tiger%20got%20to%20hunt%2C%20bird%20got%20to%20fly%3B&a=Kurt%20Vonnegut&c=Philosophy Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; — Kurt Vonnegut Kurt Vonnegut quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/albert-camus-quote-meaning-14534 2026-04-15T19:40:11.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14534.png?q=An%20intellectual%3F%20Yes.%20And%20never%20deny%20it.%20An%20intellectual%20is%20someone%20whose%20mind%20watches%20itself.%20I%20like%20this%2C%20because%20I%20am%20happy%20to%20be%20both%20halves%2C%20the%20watcher%20and%20the%20watched.%20%22Can%20they%20be%20brought%20together%3F%22%20This%20is%20a%20practical%20question.%20We%20must%20get%20down%20to%20it.%20%22I%20despise%20intelligence%22%20really%20means%3A%20%22I%20cannot%20bear%20my%20doubts.&a=Albert%20Camus&c=Philosophy An intellectual? Yes. And never deny it. An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself. I lik... — Albert Camus Albert Camus quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-keats-quote-meaning-unheard-melodies-14535 2026-04-15T19:40:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14535.png?q=Heard%20melodies%20are%20sweet%2C%20but%20those%20unheard%2C%20are%20sweeter&a=John%20Keats&c=Philosophy Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard, are sweeter — John Keats John Keats quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/meaning-of-daniel-keyes-quote-14536 2026-04-15T19:40:12.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14536.png?q=I%20don%E2%80%99t%20know%20what%E2%80%99s%20worse%3A%20to%20not%20know%20what%20you%20are%20and%20be%20happy%2C%20or%20to%20become%20what%20you%E2%80%99ve%20always%20wanted%20to%20be%2C%20and%20feel%20alone.&a=Daniel%20Keyes&c=Philosophy I don’t know what’s worse: to not know what you are and be happy, or to become what you’ve always wa... — Daniel Keyes Daniel Keyes quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/william-s-burroughs-quote-meaning-14537 2026-04-15T19:40:13.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14537.png?q=A%20paranoid%20is%20someone%20who%20knows%20a%20little%20of%20what's%20going%20on.&a=William%20S.%20Burroughs&c=Philosophy A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on. — William S. Burroughs William S. Burroughs quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/antoine-de-saint-exupery-quote-meaning-14538 2026-04-15T19:40:13.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14538.png?q=Grown-ups%20never%20understand%20anything%20by%20themselves%2C%20and%20it%20is%20tiresome%20for%20children%20to%20be%20always%20and%20forever%20explaining%20things%20to%20them&a=Antoine%20de%20Saint-Exup%C3%A9ry&c=Philosophy Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and ... — Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Antoine de Saint-Exupéry quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/emerson-quote-meaning-independence-14539 2026-04-15T19:40:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14539.png?q=It%20is%20easy%20in%20the%20world%20to%20live%20after%20the%20world's%20opinion%3B%20it%20is%20easy%20in%20solitude%20to%20live%20after%20our%20own%3B%20but%20the%20great%20man%20is%20he%20who%20in%20the%20midst%20of%20the%20crowd%20keeps%20with%20perfect%20sweetness%20the%20independence%20of%20solitude.&a=Ralph%20Waldo%20Emerson&c=Philosophy It is easy in the world to live after the world's opinion; it is easy in solitude to live after our ... — Ralph Waldo Emerson Ralph Waldo Emerson quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/plato-quote-meaning-life-lesson-14540 2026-04-15T19:40:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14540.png?q=Do%20not%20train%20a%20child%20to%20learn%20by%20force%20or%20harshness%3B%20but%20direct%20them%20to%20it%20by%20what%20amuses%20their%20minds%2C%20so%20that%20you%20may%20be%20better%20able%20to%20discover%20with%20accuracy%20the%20peculiar%20bent%20of%20the%20genius%20of%20each.&a=Plato&c=Philosophy Do not train a child to learn by force or harshness; but direct them to it by what amuses their mind... — Plato Plato quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/if-you-win-you-need-not-explain-14541 2026-04-15T19:40:14.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14541.png?q=If%20you%20win%2C%20you%20need%20not%20have%20to%20explain...If%20you%20lose%2C%20you%20should%20not%20be%20there%20to%20explain!&a=Adolf%20Hitler&c=Philosophy If you win, you need not have to explain...If you lose, you should not be there to explain! — Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/beethoven-quote-meaning-music-revelation-14542 2026-04-15T19:40:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14542.png?q=Music%20is%20...%20A%20higher%20revelation%20than%20all%20Wisdom%20%26%20Philosophy&a=Ludwig%20van%20Beethoven&c=Philosophy Music is ... A higher revelation than all Wisdom & Philosophy — Ludwig van Beethoven Ludwig van Beethoven quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gilles-deleuze-quote-meaning-14543 2026-04-15T19:40:15.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14543.png?q=A%20concept%20is%20a%20brick.%20It%20can%20be%20used%20to%20build%20a%20courthouse%20of%20reason.%20Or%20it%20can%20be%20thrown%20through%20the%20window.&a=Gilles%20Deleuze&c=Philosophy A concept is a brick. It can be used to build a courthouse of reason. Or it can be thrown through th... — Gilles Deleuze Gilles Deleuze quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/oscar-wilde-quote-meaning-14544 2026-04-15T19:40:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14544.png?q=Morality%20is%20simply%20the%20attitude%20we%20adopt%20towards%20people%20we%20personally%20dislike.&a=Oscar%20Wilde&c=Philosophy Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people we personally dislike. — Oscar Wilde Oscar Wilde quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/caterpillars-and-butterflies-quote-meaning-14545 2026-04-15T19:40:16.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14545.png?q=Well%2C%20I%20must%20endure%20the%20presence%20of%20a%20few%20caterpillars%20if%20I%20wish%20to%20become%20acquainted%20with%20the%20butterflies.&a=Antoine%20de%20Saint-Exup%C3%A9ry&c=Philosophy Well, I must endure the presence of a few caterpillars if I wish to become acquainted with the butte... — Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Antoine de Saint-Exupéry quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/yann-martel-quote-meaning-fear-14546 2026-04-15T19:40:22.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14546.png?q=I%20must%20say%20a%20word%20about%20fear.%20It%20is%20life's%20only%20true%20opponent.%20Only%20fear%20can%20defeat%20life.%20It%20is%20a%20clever%2C%20treacherous%20adversary%2C%20how%20well%20I%20know.%20It%20has%20no%20decency%2C%20respects%20no%20law%20or%20convention%2C%20shows%20no%20mercy.%20It%20goes%20for%20your%20weakest%20spot%2C%20which%20it%20finds%20with%20unnerving%20ease.%20It%20begins%20in%20your%20mind%2C%20always%20...%20so%20you%20must%20fight%20hard%20to%20express%20it.%20You%20must%20fight%20hard%20to%20shine%20the%20light%20of%20words%20upon%20it.%20Because%20if%20you%20don't%2C%20if%20your%20fear%20becomes%20a%20wordless%20darkness%20that%20you%20avoid%2C%20perhaps%20even%20manage%20to%20forget%2C%20you%20open%20yourself%20to%20further%20attacks%20of%20fear%20because%20you%20never%20truly%20fought%20the%20opponent%20who%20defeated%20you.&a=Yann%20Martel&c=Philosophy I must say a word about fear. It is life's only true opponent. Only fear can defeat life. It is a cl... — Yann Martel Yann Martel quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/gabriel-garcia-marquez-quote-meaning-14547 2026-04-15T19:40:23.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14547.png?q=It%20is%20not%20true%20that%20people%20stop%20pursuing%20dreams%20because%20they%20grow%20old%2C%20they%20grow%20old%20because%20they%20stop%20pursuing%20dreams.&a=Gabriel%20Garc%C3%ADa%20M%C3%A1rquez&c=Philosophy It is not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old, they grow old because they st... — Gabriel García Márquez Gabriel García Márquez quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/wittgenstein-quote-meaning-philosophy-14548 2026-04-15T19:40:24.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14548.png?q=A%20serious%20and%20good%20philosophical%20work%20could%20be%20written%20consisting%20entirely%20of%20jokes.&a=Ludwig%20Wittgenstein&c=Philosophy A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes. — Ludwig Wittgenstein Ludwig Wittgenstein quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/natalie-babbitt-quote-meaning-14549 2026-04-15T19:40:24.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14549.png?q=Like%20all%20magnificent%20things%2C%20it's%20very%20simple.&a=Natalie%20Babbitt&c=Philosophy Like all magnificent things, it's very simple. — Natalie Babbitt Natalie Babbitt quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/haruki-murakami-quote-meaning-14550 2026-04-15T19:40:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14550.png?q=Is%20it%20possible%2C%20in%20the%20final%20analysis%2C%20for%20one%20human%20being%20to%20achieve%20perfect%20understanding%20of%20another%3F&a=Haruki%20Murakami&c=Philosophy Is it possible, in the final analysis, for one human being to achieve perfect understanding of anoth... — Haruki Murakami Haruki Murakami quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/socrates-quote-meaning-kindness-14551 2026-04-15T19:40:25.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14551.png?q=Be%20kind%2C%20for%20everyone%20you%20meet%20is%20fighting%20a%20hard%20battle.&a=Socrates&c=Philosophy Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. — Socrates Socrates quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/the-importance-of-curiosity-14552 2026-04-15T19:40:28.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14552.png?q=The%20important%20thing%20is%20not%20to%20stop%20questioning.%20Curiosity%20has%20its%20own%20reason%20for%20existing.&a=Albert%20Einstein&c=Philosophy The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. — Albert Einstein Albert Einstein quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/judy-blume-quote-meaning-14553 2026-04-15T19:40:28.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14553.png?q=Let%20children%20read%20whatever%20they%20want%20and%20then%20talk%20about%20it%20with%20them.%20If%20parents%20and%20kids%20can%20talk%20together%2C%20we%20won't%20have%20as%20much%20censorship%20because%20we%20won't%20have%20as%20much%20fear.&a=Judy%20Blume&c=Philosophy Let children read whatever they want and then talk about it with them. If parents and kids can talk ... — Judy Blume Judy Blume quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/charles-bukowski-quote-meaning-14554 2026-04-15T19:40:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14554.png?q=Nothing%20was%20ever%20in%20tune.%20People%20just%20blindly%20grabbed%20at%20whatever%20there%20was%3A%20communism%2C%20health%20foods%2C%20zen%2C%20surfing%2C%20ballet%2C%20hypnotism%2C%20group%20encounters%2C%20orgies%2C%20biking%2C%20herbs%2C%20Catholicism%2C%20weight-lifting%2C%20travel%2C%20withdrawal%2C%20vegetarianism%2C%20India%2C%20painting%2C%20writing%2C%20sculpting%2C%20composing%2C%20conducting%2C%20backpacking%2C%20yoga%2C%20copulating%2C%20gambling%2C%20drinking%2C%20hanging%20around%2C%20frozen%20yogurt%2C%20Beethoven%2C%20Back%2C%20Buddha%2C%20Christ%2C%20TM%2C%20H%2C%20carrot%20juice%2C%20suicide%2C%20handmade%20suits%2C%20jet%20travel%2C%20New%20York%20City%2C%20and%20then%20it%20all%20evaporated%20and%20fell%20apart.%20People%20had%20to%20find%20things%20to%20do%20while%20waiting%20to%20die.%20I%20guess%20it%20was%20nice%20to%20have%20a%20choice.&a=Charles%20Bukowski&c=Philosophy Nothing was ever in tune. People just blindly grabbed at whatever there was: communism, health foods... — Charles Bukowski Charles Bukowski quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/life-as-a-thousand-word-essay-14555 2026-04-15T19:40:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14555.png?q=Sometimes%20I%20lie%20awake%20at%20night%20and%20I%20ask%2C%20%22Is%20life%20a%20multiple%20choice%20test%20or%20is%20it%20a%20true%20or%20false%20test%3F%22%20...Then%20a%20voice%20comes%20to%20me%20out%20of%20the%20dark%20and%20says%2C%20%22We%20hate%20to%20tell%20you%20this%20but%20life%20is%20a%20thousand%20word%20essay.&a=Charles%20M.%20Schulz&c=Philosophy Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false t... — Charles M. Schulz Charles M. Schulz quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/alan-wilson-watts-quote-meaning-14556 2026-04-15T19:40:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14556.png?q=Man%20suffers%20only%20because%20he%20takes%20seriously%20what%20the%20gods%20made%20for%20fun.&a=Alan%20Wilson%20Watts&c=Philosophy Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun. — Alan Wilson Watts Alan Wilson Watts quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephen-fry-quote-meaning-14557 2026-04-15T19:40:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14557.png?q=It's%20not%20all%20bad.%20Heightened%20self-consciousness%2C%20apartness%2C%20an%20inability%20to%20join%20in%2C%20physical%20shame%20and%20self-loathing%E2%80%94they%20are%20not%20all%20bad.%20Those%20devils%20have%20been%20my%20angels.%20Without%20them%20I%20would%20never%20have%20disappeared%20into%20language%2C%20literature%2C%20the%20mind%2C%20laughter%20and%20all%20the%20mad%20intensities%20that%20made%20and%20unmade%20me.&a=Stephen%20Fry&c=Philosophy It's not all bad. Heightened self-consciousness, apartness, an inability to join in, physical shame ... — Stephen Fry Stephen Fry quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/james-baldwin-quote-meaning-14558 2026-04-15T19:40:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14558.png?q=Perhaps%20home%20is%20not%20a%20place%20but%20simply%20an%20irrevocable%20condition.&a=James%20Baldwin&c=Philosophy Perhaps home is not a place but simply an irrevocable condition. — James Baldwin James Baldwin quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/friedrich-nietzsche-quote-meaning-14559 2026-04-15T19:40:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14559.png?q=I%20would%20believe%20only%20in%20a%20God%20that%20knows%20how%20to%20dance.&a=Friedrich%20Nietzsche&c=Philosophy I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. — Friedrich Nietzsche Friedrich Nietzsche quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/neitzsche-quote-meaning-danger-play-14560 2026-04-15T19:40:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14560.png?q=The%20true%20man%20wants%20two%20things%3A%20danger%20and%20play.%20For%20that%20reason%20he%20wants%20woman%2C%20as%20the%20most%20dangerous%20plaything.&a=Freidrich%20Neitzsche&c=Philosophy The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerou... — Freidrich Neitzsche Freidrich Neitzsche quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/epictetus-quote-meaning-14561 2026-04-15T19:40:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14561.png?q=If%20anyone%20tells%20you%20that%20a%20certain%20person%20speaks%20ill%20of%20you%2C%20do%20not%20make%20excuses%20about%20what%20is%20said%20of%20you%20but%20answer%2C%20%22He%20was%20ignorant%20of%20my%20other%20faults%2C%20else%20he%20would%20not%20have%20mentioned%20these%20alone.&a=Epictetus&c=Philosophy If anyone tells you that a certain person speaks ill of you, do not make excuses about what is said ... — Epictetus Epictetus quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jose-marti-quote-meaning-14562 2026-04-15T19:40:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14562.png?q=The%20first%20duty%20of%20a%20man%20is%20to%20think%20for%20himself&a=Jose%20Marti&c=Philosophy The first duty of a man is to think for himself — Jose Marti Jose Marti quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bill-hicks-quote-meaning-14563 2026-04-15T19:40:29.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14563.png?q=Today%20a%20young%20man%20on%20acid%20realized%20that%20all%20matter%20is%20merely%20energy%20condensed%20to%20a%20slow%20vibration%2C%20that%20we%20are%20all%20one%20consciousness%20experiencing%20itself%20subjectively%2C%20there%20is%20no%20such%20thing%20as%20death%2C%20life%20is%20only%20a%20dream%2C%20and%20we%20are%20the%20imagination%20of%20ourselves.%20Heres%20Tom%20with%20the%20Weather.&a=Bill%20Hicks&c=Philosophy Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, t... — Bill Hicks Bill Hicks quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/karl-marx-quote-meaning-philosophy-14564 2026-04-15T19:40:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14564.png?q=The%20philosophers%20have%20only&a=Karl%20Marx&c=Philosophy The philosophers have only — Karl Marx Karl Marx quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ayn-rand-quote-meaning-individual-rights-14565 2026-04-15T19:40:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14565.png?q=The%20smallest%20minority%20on%20earth%20is%20the%20individual.%20Those%20who%20deny%20individual%20rights%20cannot%20claim%20to%20be%20defenders%20of%20minorities.&a=Ayn%20Rand&c=Philosophy The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to b... — Ayn Rand Ayn Rand quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dylan-thomas-do-not-go-gentle-into-night-meaning-14566 2026-04-15T19:40:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14566.png?q=Do%20not%20go%20gentle%20into%20that%20good%20night%2C&a=Dylan%20Thomas&c=Philosophy Do not go gentle into that good night, — Dylan Thomas Dylan Thomas quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bonnie-burstow-quote-meaning-14567 2026-04-15T19:40:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14567.png?q=Often%20father%20and%20daughter%20look%20down%20on%20mother%20(woman)%20together.%20They%20exchange%20meaningful%20glances%20when%20she%20misses%20a%20point.%20They%20agree%20that%20she%20is%20not%20bright%20as%20they%20are%2C%20cannot%20reason%20as%20they%20do.%20This%20collusion%20does%20not%20save%20the%20daughter%20from%20the%20mother%E2%80%99s%20fate.&a=Bonnie%20Burstow&c=Philosophy Often father and daughter look down on mother (woman) together. They exchange meaningful glances whe... — Bonnie Burstow Bonnie Burstow quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/keith-richards-quote-meaning-14568 2026-04-15T19:40:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14568.png?q=If%20you're%20going%20to%20kick%20authority%20in%20the%20teeth%2C%20you%20might%20as%20well%20use%20two%20feet.&a=Keith%20Richards&c=Philosophy If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet. — Keith Richards Keith Richards quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/heraclitus-quote-meaning-time-game-14569 2026-04-15T19:40:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14569.png?q=Time%20is%20a%20game%20played%20beautifully%20by%20children.&a=Heraclitus&c=Philosophy Time is a game played beautifully by children. — Heraclitus Heraclitus quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/rollo-may-quote-meaning-14570 2026-04-15T19:40:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14570.png?q=It%20is%20an%20ironic%20habit%20of%20human%20beings%20to%20run%20faster%20when%20they%20have%20lost%20their%20way.&a=Rollo%20May&c=Philosophy It is an ironic habit of human beings to run faster when they have lost their way. — Rollo May Rollo May quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/tamora-pierce-quote-meaning-14571 2026-04-15T19:40:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14571.png?q=You%20didn't%20kill%20him.%20He%20would%20have%20killed%20you%2C%20but%20you%20didn't%20kill%20him.&a=Tamora%20Pierce&c=Philosophy You didn't kill him. He would have killed you, but you didn't kill him. — Tamora Pierce Tamora Pierce quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/aristotle-quote-meaning-14572 2026-04-15T19:40:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14572.png?q=Those%20who%20educate%20children%20well%20are%20more%20to%20be%20honored%20than%20they%20who%20produce%20them%3B%20for%20these%20only%20gave%20them%20life%2C%20those%20the%20art%20of%20living%20well.&a=Aristotle&c=Philosophy Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only ga... — Aristotle Aristotle quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ayn-rand-quote-meaning-life-lesson-14573 2026-04-15T19:40:30.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14573.png?q=I%20started%20my%20life%20with%20a%20single%20absolute%3A%20that%20the%20world%20was%20mine%20to%20shape%20in%20the%20image%20of%20my%20highest%20values%20and%20never%20to%20be%20given%20up%20to%20a%20lesser%20standard%2C%20no%20matter%20how%20long%20or%20hard%20the%20struggle.&a=Ayn%20Rand&c=Philosophy I started my life with a single absolute: that the world was mine to shape in the image of my highes... — Ayn Rand Ayn Rand quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/jrr-tolkien-quote-meaning-14574 2026-04-15T19:40:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14574.png?q=We%20have%20come%20from%20God%2C%20and%20inevitably%20the%20myths%20woven%20by%20us%2C%20though%20they%20contain%20error%2C%20will%20also%20reflect%20a%20splintered%20fragment%20of%20the%20true%20light%2C%20the%20eternal%20truth%20that%20is%20with%20God.%20Indeed%20only%20by%20myth-making%2C%20only%20by%20becoming%20'sub-creator'%20and%20inventing%20stories%2C%20can%20Man%20aspire%20to%20the%20state%20of%20perfection%20that%20he%20knew%20before%20the%20Fall.%20Our%20myths%20may%20be%20misguided%2C%20but%20they%20steer%20however%20shakily%20towards%20the%20true%20harbour%2C%20while%20materialistic%20'progress'%20leads%20only%20to%20a%20yawning%20abyss%20and%20the%20Iron%20Crown%20of%20the%20power%20of%20evil.&a=J.R.R.%20Tolkien&c=Philosophy We have come from God, and inevitably the myths woven by us, though they contain error, will also re... — J.R.R. Tolkien J.R.R. Tolkien quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/norton-juster-quote-meaning-14575 2026-04-15T19:40:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14575.png?q=Expect%20everything%2C%20I%20always%20say%2C%20and%20the%20unexpected%20never%20happens.&a=Norton%20Juster&c=Philosophy Expect everything, I always say, and the unexpected never happens. — Norton Juster Norton Juster quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/simone-de-beauvoir-quote-meaning-14576 2026-04-15T19:40:35.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14576.png?q=One%20is%20not%20born%2C%20but%20rather%20becomes%2C%20a%20woman.&a=Simone%20de%20Beauvoir&c=Philosophy One is not born, but rather becomes, a woman. — Simone de Beauvoir Simone de Beauvoir quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/antoine-de-saint-exupery-quote-meaning-14577 2026-04-15T19:40:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14577.png?q=I%20shall%20look%20at%20you%20out%20of%20the%20corner%20of%20my%20eye%2C%20and%20you%20will%20say%20nothing.%20Words%20are%20the%20source%20of%20misunderstandings.&a=Antoine%20de%20Saint-Exup%C3%A9ry&c=Philosophy I shall look at you out of the corner of my eye, and you will say nothing. Words are the source of m... — Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Antoine de Saint-Exupéry quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bertrand-russell-quote-meaning-14578 2026-04-15T19:40:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14578.png?q=I%20would%20never%20die%20for%20my%20beliefs%20because%20I%20might%20be%20wrong.&a=Bertrand%20Russell&c=Philosophy I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. — Bertrand Russell Bertrand Russell quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/thomas-jefferson-quote-meaning-14579 2026-04-15T19:40:36.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14579.png?q=The%20legitimate%20powers%20of%20government%20extend%20to%20such%20acts%20only%20as%20are%20injurious%20to%20others.%20It%20does%20me%20no%20injury%20for%20my%20neighbor%20to%20say%20there%20are%20twenty%20gods%20or%20no%20god.%20It%20neither%20picks%20my%20pocket%20nor%20breaks%20my%20leg.&a=Thomas%20Jefferson&c=Philosophy The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. It does me ... — Thomas Jefferson Thomas Jefferson quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/epictetus-quote-meaning-14580 2026-04-15T19:40:37.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14580.png?q=Don't%20explain%20your%20philosophy.%20Embody%20it.&a=Epictetus&c=Philosophy Don't explain your philosophy. Embody it. — Epictetus Epictetus quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-orwell-quote-meaning-14581 2026-04-15T19:40:37.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14581.png?q=For%2C%20after%20all%2C%20how%20do%20we%20know%20that%20two%20and%20two%20make%20four%3F%20Or%20that%20the%20force%20of%20gravity%20works%3F%20Or%20that%20the%20past%20is%20unchangeable%3F%20If%20both%20the%20past%20and%20the%20external%20world%20exist%20only%20in%20the%20mind%2C%20and%20if%20the%20mind%20itself%20is%20controllable%20%E2%80%93%20what%20then%3F&a=George%20Orwell&c=Philosophy For, after all, how do we know that two and two make four? Or that the force of gravity works? Or th... — George Orwell George Orwell quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/erich-fromm-quote-meaning-14582 2026-04-15T19:40:38.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14582.png?q=A%20person%20who%20has%20not%20been%20completely%20alienated%2C%20who%20has%20remained%20sensitive%20and%20able%20to%20feel%2C%20who%20has%20not%20lost%20the%20sense%20of%20dignity%2C%20who%20is%20not%20yet%20%22for%20sale%22%2C%20who%20can%20still%20suffer%20over%20the%20suffering%20of%20others%2C%20who%20has%20not%20acquired%20fully%20the%20having%20mode%20of%20existence%20-%20briefly%2C%20a%20person%20who%20has%20remained%20a%20person%20and%20not%20become%20a%20thing%20-%20cannot%20help%20feeling%20lonely%2C%20powerless%2C%20isolated%20in%20present-day%20society.%20He%20cannot%20help%20doubting%20himself%20and%20his%20own%20convictions%2C%20if%20not%20his%20sanity.%20He%20cannot%20help%20suffering%2C%20even%20though%20he%20can%20experience%20moments%20of%20joy%20and%20clarity%20that%20are%20absent%20in%20the%20life%20of%20his%20%22normal%22%20contemporaries.%20Not%20rarely%20will%20he%20suffer%20from%20neurosis%20that%20results%20from%20the%20situation%20of%20a%20sane%20man%20living%20in%20an%20insane%20society%2C%20rather%20than%20that%20of%20the%20more%20conventional%20neurosis%20of%20a%20sick%20man%20trying%20to%20adapt%20himself%20to%20a%20sick%20society.%20In%20the%20process%20of%20going%20further%20in%20his%20analysis%2C%20i.e.%20of%20growing%20to%20greater%20independence%20and%20productivity%2Chis%20neurotic%20symptoms%20will%20cure%20themselves.&a=Erich%20fromm&c=Philosophy A person who has not been completely alienated, who has remained sensitive and able to feel, who has... — Erich fromm Erich fromm quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richard-p-feynman-quote-meaning-14583 2026-04-15T19:40:38.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14583.png?q=I%20have%20a%20friend%20who's%20an%20artist%20and%20has%20sometimes%20taken%20a%20view%20which%20I%20don't%20agree%20with%20very%20well.%20He'll%20hold%20up%20a%20flower%20and%20say%20%22look%20how%20beautiful%20it%20is%2C%22%20and%20I'll%20agree.%20Then%20he%20says%20%22I%20as%20an%20artist%20can%20see%20how%20beautiful%20this%20is%20but%20you%20as%20a%20scientist%20take%20this%20all%20apart%20and%20it%20becomes%20a%20dull%20thing%2C%22%20and%20I%20think%20that%20he's%20kind%20of%20nutty.%20First%20of%20all%2C%20the%20beauty%20that%20he%20sees%20is%20available%20to%20other%20people%20and%20to%20me%20too%2C%20I%20believe.%20Although%20I%20may%20not%20be%20quite%20as%20refined%20aesthetically%20as%20he%20is%20...%20I%20can%20appreciate%20the%20beauty%20of%20a%20flower.%20At%20the%20same%20time%2C%20I%20see%20much%20more%20about%20the%20flower%20than%20he%20sees.%20I%20could%20imagine%20the%20cells%20in%20there%2C%20the%20complicated%20actions%20inside%2C%20which%20also%20have%20a%20beauty.%20I%20mean%20it's%20not%20just%20beauty%20at%20this%20dimension%2C%20at%20one%20centimeter%3B%20there's%20also%20beauty%20at%20smaller%20dimensions%2C%20the%20inner%20structure%2C%20also%20the%20processes.%20The%20fact%20that%20the%20colors%20in%20the%20flower%20evolved%20in%20order%20to%20attract%20insects%20to%20pollinate%20it%20is%20interesting%3B%20it%20means%20that%20insects%20can%20see%20the%20color.%20It%20adds%20a%20question%3A%20does%20this%20aesthetic%20sense%20also%20exist%20in%20the%20lower%20forms%3F%20Why%20is%20it%20aesthetic%3F%20All%20kinds%20of%20interesting%20questions%20which%20the%20science%20knowledge%20only%20adds%20to%20the%20excitement%2C%20the%20mystery%20and%20the%20awe%20of%20a%20flower.%20It%20only%20adds.%20I%20don't%20understand%20how%20it%20subtracts.&a=Richard%20P.%20Feynman&c=Philosophy I have a friend who's an artist and has sometimes taken a view which I don't agree with very well. H... — Richard P. Feynman Richard P. Feynman quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/flame-burns-bright-life-lesson-14584 2026-04-15T19:40:39.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14584.png?q=The%20flame%20that%20burns%20Twice%20as%20bright%20burns%20half%20as%20long.&a=Lao%20Tzu&c=Philosophy The flame that burns Twice as bright burns half as long. — Lao Tzu Lao Tzu quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/machiavelli-quote-meaning-intelligence-ruler-14585 2026-04-15T19:40:40.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14585.png?q=The%20first%20method%20for%20estimating%20the%20intelligence%20of%20a%20ruler%20is%20to%20look%20at%20the%20men%20he%20has%20around%20him.&a=Niccol%C3%B2%20Machiavelli&c=Philosophy The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. — Niccolò Machiavelli Niccolò Machiavelli quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/seneca-quote-meaning-easy-way-earth-stars-14586 2026-04-15T19:40:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14586.png?q=Non%20est%20ad%20astra%20mollis%20e%20terris%20via%22%20-%20%22There%20is%20no%20easy%20way%20from%20the%20earth%20to%20the%20stars&a=Seneca&c=Philosophy Non est ad astra mollis e terris via" - "There is no easy way from the earth to the stars — Seneca Seneca quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/plato-quote-meaning-governed-inferiors-14587 2026-04-15T19:40:42.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14587.png?q=One%20of%20the%20penalties%20of%20refusing%20to%20participate%20in%20politics%20is%20that%20you%20end%20up%20being%20governed%20by%20your%20inferiors.&a=Plato&c=Philosophy One of the penalties of refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by you... — Plato Plato quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/doubt-as-sin-friedrich-nietzsche-meaning-14588 2026-04-15T19:40:44.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14588.png?q=Doubt%20as%20sin.%20%E2%80%94%20Christianity%20has%20done%20its%20utmost%20to%20close%20the%20circle%20and%20declared%20even%20doubt%20to%20be%20sin.%20One%20is%20supposed%20to%20be%20cast%20into%20belief%20without%20reason%2C%20by%20a%20miracle%2C%20and%20from%20then%20on%20to%20swim%20in%20it%20as%20in%20the%20brightest%20and%20least%20ambiguous%20of%20elements%3A%20even%20a%20glance%20towards%20land%2C%20even%20the%20thought%20that%20one%20perhaps%20exists%20for%20something%20else%20as%20well%20as%20swimming%2C%20even%20the%20slightest%20impulse%20of%20our%20amphibious%20nature%20%E2%80%94%20is%20sin!%20And%20notice%20that%20all%20this%20means%20that%20the%20foundation%20of%20belief%20and%20all%20reflection%20on%20its%20origin%20is%20likewise%20excluded%20as%20sinful.%20What%20is%20wanted%20are%20blindness%20and%20intoxication%20and%20an%20eternal%20song%20over%20the%20waves%20in%20which%20reason%20has%20drowned.&a=Friedrich%20Nietzsche&c=Philosophy Doubt as sin. — Christianity has done its utmost to close the circle and declared even doubt to be s... — Friedrich Nietzsche Friedrich Nietzsche quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/albert-camus-quote-meaning-14589 2026-04-15T19:40:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14589.png?q=Man%20is%20always%20prey%20to%20his%20truths.%20Once%20he%20has%20admitted%20them%2C%20he%20cannot%20free%20himself%20from%20them.&a=Albert%20Camus&c=Philosophy Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. — Albert Camus Albert Camus quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/hans-urs-von-balthasar-quote-meaning-14590 2026-04-15T19:40:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14590.png?q=What%20you%20are%20is%20God's%20gift%20to%20you%2C%20what%20you%20become%20is%20your%20gift%20to%20God.&a=Hans%20Urs%20von%20Balthasar&c=Philosophy What you are is God's gift to you, what you become is your gift to God. — Hans Urs von Balthasar Hans Urs von Balthasar quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/einstein-quote-meaning-comprehensible-world-14591 2026-04-15T19:40:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14591.png?q=The%20most%20incomprehensible%20thing%20about%20the%20world%20is%20that%20it%20is%20at%20all%20comprehensible.&a=Albert%20Einstein&c=Philosophy The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible. — Albert Einstein Albert Einstein quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/camus-quote-meaning-angry-universe-14592 2026-04-15T19:40:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14592.png?q=It%20was%20as%20if%20that%20great%20rush%20of%20anger%20had%20washed%20me%20clean%2C%20emptied%20me%20of%20hope%2C%20and%2C%20gazing%20up%20at%20the%20dark%20sky%20spangled%20with%20its%20signs%20and%20stars%2C%20for%20the%20first%20time%2C%20the%20first%2C%20I%20laid%20my%20heart%20open%20to%20the%20benign%20indifference%20of%20the%20universe.&a=Albert%20Camus&c=Philosophy It was as if that great rush of anger had washed me clean, emptied me of hope, and, gazing up at the... — Albert Camus Albert Camus quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/alan-watts-quote-meaning-14593 2026-04-15T19:40:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14593.png?q=You%20are%20an%20aperture%20through%20which%20the%20universe%20is%20looking%20at%20and%20exploring%20itself.&a=Alan%20Watts&c=Philosophy You are an aperture through which the universe is looking at and exploring itself. — Alan Watts Alan Watts quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lenin-freedom-meaning-14594 2026-04-15T19:40:46.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14594.png?q=Freedom%20in%20capitalist%20society%20always%20remains%20about%20the%20same%20as%20it%20was%20in%20ancient%20Greek%20republics%3A%20Freedom%20for%20slave%20owners.&a=Vladimir%20Lenin&c=Philosophy Freedom in capitalist society always remains about the same as it was in ancient Greek republics: Fr... — Vladimir Lenin Vladimir Lenin quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/malcom-x-quote-meaning-14595 2026-04-15T19:40:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14595.png?q=You%20show%20me%20a%20capitalist%2C%20and%20I'll%20show%20you%20a%20bloodsucker&a=Malcom%20X&c=Philosophy You show me a capitalist, and I'll show you a bloodsucker — Malcom X Malcom X quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/belief-is-the-death-of-intelligence-14596 2026-04-15T19:40:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14596.png?q=belief%20is%20the%20death%20of%20intelligence.&a=Robert%20Anton%20Wilson&c=Philosophy belief is the death of intelligence. — Robert Anton Wilson Robert Anton Wilson quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dumas-quote-meaning-learning-knowledge-14597 2026-04-15T19:40:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14597.png?q=Learning%20does%20not%20make%20one%20learned%3A%20there%20are%20those%20who%20have%20knowledge%20and%20those%20who%20have%20understanding.%20The%20first%20requires%20memory%20and%20the%20second%20philosophy.&a=Alexandre%20Dumas&c=Philosophy Learning does not make one learned: there are those who have knowledge and those who have understand... — Alexandre Dumas Alexandre Dumas quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/lauren-oliver-quote-meaning-14598 2026-04-15T19:40:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14598.png?q=I%20shiver%2C%20thinking%20how%20easy%20it%20is%20to%20be%20totally%20wrong%20about%20people-to%20see%20one%20tiny%20part%20of%20them%20and%20confuse%20it%20for%20the%20whole%2C%20to%20see%20the%20cause%20and%20think%20it's%20the%20effect%20or%20vice%20versa&a=Lauren%20Oliver&c=Philosophy I shiver, thinking how easy it is to be totally wrong about people-to see one tiny part of them and ... — Lauren Oliver Lauren Oliver quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/albert-camus-quote-meaning-lecturers-sleep-14599 2026-04-15T19:40:47.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14599.png?q=Some%20people%20talk%20in%20their%20sleep.%20Lecturers%20talk%20while%20other%20people%20sleep&a=Albert%20Camus&c=Philosophy Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep — Albert Camus Albert Camus quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/harlan-ellison-quote-meaning-14600 2026-04-15T19:40:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14600.png?q=I%20know%20that%20pain%20is%20the%20most%20important%20thing%20in%20the%20universes.%20Greater%20than%20survival%2C%20greater%20than%20love%2C%20greater%20even%20than%20the%20beauty%20it%20brings%20about.%20For%20without%20pain%2C%20there%20can%20be%20no%20pleasure.%20Without%20sadness%2C%20there%20can%20be%20no%20happiness.%20Without%20misery%20there%20can%20be%20no%20beauty.%20And%20without%20these%2C%20life%20is%20endless%2C%20hopeless%2C%20doomed%20and%20damned.&a=Harlan%20Ellison&c=Philosophy I know that pain is the most important thing in the universes. Greater than survival, greater than l... — Harlan Ellison Harlan Ellison quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ray-bradbury-quote-meaning-14601 2026-04-15T19:40:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14601.png?q=If%20you%20don't%20want%20a%20man%20unhappy%20politically%2C%20don't%20give%20him%20two%20sides%20to%20a%20question%20to%20worry%20him%3B%20give%20him%20one.%20Better%20yet%2C%20give%20him%20none.%20Let%20him%20forget%20there%20is%20such%20a%20thing%20as%20war.%20If%20the%20government%20is%20inefficient%2C%20top-heavy%2C%20and%20tax-mad%2C%20better%20it%20be%20all%20those%20than%20that%20people%20worry%20over%20it.%20Peace%2C%20Montag.%20Give%20the%20people%20contests%20they%20win%20by%20remembering%20the%20words%20to%20more%20popular%20songs%20or%20the%20names%20of%20state%20capitals%20or%20how%20much%20corn%20Iowa%20grew%20last%20year.%20Cram%20them%20full%20of%20noncombustible%20data%2C%20chock%20them%20so%20damned%20full%20of%20'facts'%20they%20feel%20stuffed%2C%20but%20absolutely%20'brilliant'%20with%20information.%20Then%20they'll%20feel%20they're%20thinking%2C%20they'll%20get%20a&a=Ray%20Bradbury&c=Philosophy If you don't want a man unhappy politically, don't give him two sides to a question to worry him; gi... — Ray Bradbury Ray Bradbury quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/happiness-consists-frequent-repetition-pleasure-14602 2026-04-15T19:40:51.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14602.png?q=Happiness%20consists%20in%20frequent%20repetition%20of%20pleasure&a=Arthur%20Schopenhauer&c=Philosophy Happiness consists in frequent repetition of pleasure — Arthur Schopenhauer Arthur Schopenhauer quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/wisest-is-she-who-knows-14603 2026-04-15T19:40:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14603.png?q=Wisest%20is%20she%20who%20knows%20she%20does%20not%20know.&a=Jostein%20Gaarder&c=Philosophy Wisest is she who knows she does not know. — Jostein Gaarder Jostein Gaarder quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/aristotle-quote-meaning-14604 2026-04-15T19:40:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14604.png?q=The%20aim%20of%20art%20is%20to%20represent%20not%20the%20outward%20appearance%20of%20things%2C%20but%20their%20inward%20significance.&a=Aristotle&c=Philosophy The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. — Aristotle Aristotle quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ursula-k-le-guin-quote-meaning-14605 2026-04-15T19:40:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14605.png?q=The%20only%20thing%20that%20makes%20life%20possible%20is%20permanent%2C%20intolerable%20uncertainty%3A%20not%20knowing%20what%20comes%20next.&a=Ursula%20K.%20Le%20Guin&c=Philosophy The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty: not knowing what come... — Ursula K. Le Guin Ursula K. Le Guin quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/baruch-spinoza-quote-meaning-14606 2026-04-15T19:40:52.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14606.png?q=The%20highest%20activity%20a%20human%20being%20can%20attain%20is%20learning%20for%20understanding%2C%20because%20to%20understand%20is%20to%20be%20free.&a=Baruch%20Spinoza&c=Philosophy The highest activity a human being can attain is learning for understanding, because to understand i... — Baruch Spinoza Baruch Spinoza quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/fulton-j-sheen-quote-meaning-14607 2026-04-15T19:40:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14607.png?q=It%20takes%20three%20to%20make%20love%2C%20not%20two%3A%20you%2C%20your%20spouse%2C%20and%20God.%20Without%20God%20people%20only%20succeed%20in%20bringing%20out%20the%20worst%20in%20one%20another.%20Lovers%20who%20have%20nothing%20else%20to%20do%20but%20love%20each%20other%20soon%20find%20there%20is%20nothing%20else.%20Without%20a%20central%20loyalty%20life%20is%20unfinished.&a=Fulton%20J.%20Sheen&c=Philosophy It takes three to make love, not two: you, your spouse, and God. Without God people only succeed in ... — Fulton J. Sheen Fulton J. Sheen quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/douglas-coupland-quote-meaning-14608 2026-04-15T19:40:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14608.png?q=I%20don't%20deserve%20a%20soul%2C%20yet%20I%20still%20have%20one.%20I%20know%20because%20it%20hurts.&a=Douglas%20Coupland&c=Philosophy I don't deserve a soul, yet I still have one. I know because it hurts. — Douglas Coupland Douglas Coupland quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/noam-chomsky-quote-meaning-14609 2026-04-15T19:40:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14609.png?q=I%20was%20never%20aware%20of%20any%20other%20option%20but%20to%20question%20everything.&a=Noam%20Chomsky&c=Philosophy I was never aware of any other option but to question everything. — Noam Chomsky Noam Chomsky quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/g-michael-hopf-quote-meaning-14610 2026-04-15T19:40:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14610.png?q=Hard%20times%20create%20strong%20men.%20Strong%20men%20create%20good%20times.%20Good%20times%20create%20weak%20men.%20And%2C%20weak%20men%20create%20hard%20times.&a=G.%20Michael%20Hopf&c=Philosophy Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak me... — G. Michael Hopf G. Michael Hopf quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/orhan-pamuk-quote-meaning-14611 2026-04-15T19:40:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14611.png?q=I%20don't%20want%20to%20be%20a%20tree%3B%20I%20want%20to%20be%20its%20meaning.&a=Orhan%20Pamuk&c=Philosophy I don't want to be a tree; I want to be its meaning. — Orhan Pamuk Orhan Pamuk quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/stephen-hawking-quote-meaning-14612 2026-04-15T19:40:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14612.png?q=Even%20if%20there%20is%20only%20one%20possible%20unified%20theory%2C%20it%20is%20just%20a%20set%20of%20rules%20and%20equations.%20What%20is%20it%20that%20breathes%20fire%20into%20the%20equations%20and%20makes%20a%20universe%20for%20them%20to%20describe%3F%20The%20usual%20approach%20of%20science%20of%20constructing%20a%20mathematical%20model%20cannot%20answer%20the%20questions%20of%20why%20there%20should%20be%20a%20universe%20for%20the%20model%20to%20describe.%20Why%20does%20the%20universe%20go%20to%20all%20the%20bother%20of%20existing%3F&a=Stephen%20Hawking&c=Philosophy Even if there is only one possible unified theory, it is just a set of rules and equations. What is ... — Stephen Hawking Stephen Hawking quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/woody-allen-quote-meaning-14613 2026-04-15T19:40:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14613.png?q=If%20it%20turns%20out%20that%20there%20is%20a%20God...the%20worst%20that%20you%20can%20say%20about%20him%20is%20that%20basically%20he's%20an%20underachiever.&a=Woody%20Allen&c=Philosophy If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an... — Woody Allen Woody Allen quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/yann-martel-quote-meaning-14614 2026-04-15T19:40:53.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14614.png?q=To%20lose%20a%20brother%20is%20to%20lose%20someone%20with%20whom%20you%20can%20share%20the%20experience%20of%20growing%20old%2C%20who%20is%20supposed%20to%20bring%20you%20a%20sister-in-law%20and%20nieces%20and%20nephews%2C%20creatures%20who%20people%20the%20tree%20of%20your%20life%20and%20give%20it%20new%20branches.%20To%20lose%20your%20father%20is%20to%20lose%20the%20one%20whose%20guidance%20and%20help%20you%20seek%2C%20who%20supports%20you%20like%20a%20tree%20trunk%20supports%20its%20branches.%20To%20lose%20your%20mother%2C%20well%2C%20that%20is%20like%20losing%20the%20sun%20above%20you.%20It%20is%20like%20losing--I'm%20sorry%2C%20I%20would%20rather%20not%20go%20on.&a=Yann%20Martel&c=Philosophy To lose a brother is to lose someone with whom you can share the experience of growing old, who is s... — Yann Martel Yann Martel quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/khalil-gibran-quote-meaning-14615 2026-04-15T19:40:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14615.png?q=Your%20pain%20is%20the%20breaking%20of%20the%20shell%20that%20encloses%20your%20understanding...%20And%20could%20you%20keep%20your%20heart%20in%20wonder%20at%20the%20daily%20miracles%20of%20your%20life%2C%20your%20pain%20would%20not%20seem%20less%20wondrous%20than%20your%20joy&a=Khalil%20Gibran&c=Philosophy Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding... And could you keep your h... — Khalil Gibran Khalil Gibran quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/george-orwell-quote-meaning-14616 2026-04-15T19:40:54.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14616.png?q=On%20the%20whole%20human%20beings%20want%20to%20be%20good%2C%20but%20not%20too%20good%2C%20and%20not%20quite%20all%20the%20time.&a=George%20Orwell&c=Philosophy On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time. — George Orwell George Orwell quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/thich-nhat-hanh-quote-meaning-14617 2026-04-15T19:40:55.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14617.png?q=The%20seed%20of%20suffering%20in%20you%20may%20be%20strong%2C%20but%20don't%20wait%20until%20you%20have%20no%20more%20suffering%20before%20allowing%20yourself%20to%20be%20happy.&a=Thich%20Nhat%20Hanh&c=Philosophy The seed of suffering in you may be strong, but don't wait until you have no more suffering before a... — Thich Nhat Hanh Thich Nhat Hanh quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/richard-p-feynman-quote-meaning-14618 2026-04-15T19:40:55.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14618.png?q=I%20think%20it's%20much%20more%20interesting%20to%20live%20not%20knowing%20than%20to%20have%20answers%20which%20might%20be%20wrong.%20I%20have%20approximate%20answers%20and%20possible%20beliefs%20and%20different%20degrees%20of%20uncertainty%20about%20different%20things%2C%20but%20I%20am%20not%20absolutely%20sure%20of%20anything%20and%20there%20are%20many%20things%20I%20don't%20know%20anything%20about%2C%20such%20as%20whether%20it%20means%20anything%20to%20ask%20why%20we're%20here.%20I%20don't%20have%20to%20know%20an%20answer.%20I%20don't%20feel%20frightened%20not%20knowing%20things%2C%20by%20being%20lost%20in%20a%20mysterious%20universe%20without%20any%20purpose%2C%20which%20is%20the%20way%20it%20really%20is%20as%20far%20as%20I%20can%20tell.&a=Richard%20P.%20Feynman&c=Philosophy I think it's much more interesting to live not knowing than to have answers which might be wrong. I ... — Richard P. Feynman Richard P. Feynman quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/ayn-rand-quote-meaning-14619 2026-04-15T19:40:55.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14619.png?q=Devotion%20to%20the%20truth%20is%20the%20hallmark%20of%20morality%3B%20there%20is%20no%20greater%2C%20nobler%2C%20more%20heroic%20form%20of%20devotion%20than%20the%20act%20of%20a%20man%20who%20assumes%20the%20responsibility%20of%20thinking.&a=Ayn%20Rand&c=Philosophy Devotion to the truth is the hallmark of morality; there is no greater, nobler, more heroic form of ... — Ayn Rand Ayn Rand quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/dalai-lama-xiv-quote-meaning-14620 2026-04-15T19:40:55.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14620.png?q=This%20is%20my%20simple%20religion.%20There%20is%20no%20need%20for%20temples%3B%20no%20need%20for%20complicated%20philosophy.%20Our%20own%20brain%2C%20our%20own%20heart%20is%20our%20temple%3B%20the%20philosophy%20is%20kindness.&a=Dalai%20Lama%20XIV&c=Philosophy This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our ow... — Dalai Lama XIV Dalai Lama XIV quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/babe-ruth-quote-meaning-14621 2026-04-15T19:40:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14621.png?q=Every%20strike%20brings%20me%20closer%20to%20the%20next%20home%20run.&a=Babe%20Ruth&c=Philosophy Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. — Babe Ruth Babe Ruth quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/the-menu-is-not-the-meal-quote-meaning-14622 2026-04-15T19:40:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14622.png?q=The%20menu%20is%20not%20the%20meal.&a=Alan%20Watts&c=Philosophy The menu is not the meal. — Alan Watts Alan Watts quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/beethoven-quote-meaning-secrets-art-14623 2026-04-15T19:40:59.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14623.png?q=Don%E2%80%99t%20only%20practice%20your%20art%2C%20but%20force%20your%20way%20into%20its%20secrets%2C%20for%20it%20and%20knowledge%20can%20raise%20men%20to%20the%20divine.&a=Ludwig%20van%20Beethoven&c=Philosophy Don’t only practice your art, but force your way into its secrets, for it and knowledge can raise me... — Ludwig van Beethoven Ludwig van Beethoven quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/wittgenstein-quote-meaning-14624 2026-04-15T19:41:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14624.png?q=Whereof%20one%20cannot%20speak%2C%20thereof%20one%20must%20be%20silent.&a=Ludwig%20Wittgenstein&c=Philosophy Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent. — Ludwig Wittgenstein Ludwig Wittgenstein quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/william-james-quote-meaning-14625 2026-04-15T19:41:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14625.png?q=A%20great%20many%20people%20think%20they%20are%20thinking%20when%20they%20are%20merely%20rearranging%20their%20prejudices.&a=William%20James&c=Philosophy A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. — William James William James quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/zhuangzi-quote-meaning-butterfly-14626 2026-04-15T19:41:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14626.png?q=Once%20upon%20a%20time%2C%20I%20dreamt%20I%20was%20a%20butterfly%2C%20fluttering%20hither%20and%20thither%2C%20to%20all%20intents%20and%20purposes%20a%20butterfly.%20I%20was%20conscious%20only%20of%20my%20happiness%20as%20a%20butterfly%2C%20unaware%20that%20I%20was%20myself.%20Soon%20I%20awaked%2C%20and%20there%20I%20was%2C%20veritably%20myself%20again.%20Now%20I%20do%20not%20know%20whether%20I%20was%20then%20a%20man%20dreaming%20I%20was%20a%20butterfly%2C%20or%20whether%20I%20am%20now%20a%20butterfly%2C%20dreaming%20I%20am%20a%20man.&a=Zhuangzi&c=Philosophy Once upon a time, I dreamt I was a butterfly, fluttering hither and thither, to all intents and purp... — Zhuangzi Zhuangzi quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/camus-quote-meaning-ignorance-good-intentions-14627 2026-04-15T19:41:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14627.png?q=The%20evil%20that%20is%20in%20the%20world%20almost%20always%20comes%20from%20ignorance%2C%20and%20good%20intentions%20may%20do%20as%20much%20harm%20as%20malevolence%20if%20they%20lack%20understanding.&a=Albert%20Camus&c=Philosophy The evil that is in the world almost always comes from ignorance, and good intentions may do as much... — Albert Camus Albert Camus quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/karl-raimund-popper-quote-meaning-14628 2026-04-15T19:41:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14628.png?q=The%20so-called&a=Karl%20Raimund%20Popper&c=Philosophy The so-called — Karl Raimund Popper Karl Raimund Popper quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/john-green-quote-meaning-labyrinth-14629 2026-04-15T19:41:00.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14629.png?q=She%20said%2C%20%22It's%20not%20life%20or%20death%2C%20the%20labyrinth.&a=John%20Green&c=Philosophy She said, "It's not life or death, the labyrinth. — John Green John Green quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/norton-juster-quote-meaning-14630 2026-04-15T19:41:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14630.png?q=The%20most%20important%20reason%20for%20going%20from%20one%20place%20to%20another%20is%20to%20see%20what's%20in%20between%2C%20and%20they%20took%20great%20pleasure%20in%20doing%20just%20that.&a=Norton%20Juster&c=Philosophy The most important reason for going from one place to another is to see what's in between, and they ... — Norton Juster Norton Juster quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/aristotle-quote-meaning-life-lesson-14631 2026-04-15T19:41:01.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14631.png?q=To%20write%20well%2C%20express%20yourself%20like%20the%20common%20people%2C%20but%20think%20like%20a%20wise%20man.&a=Aristotle&c=Philosophy To write well, express yourself like the common people, but think like a wise man. — Aristotle Aristotle quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/madness-in-groups-and-individuals-14632 2026-04-15T19:41:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14632.png?q=Madness%20is%20something%20rare%20in%20individuals%20%E2%80%94%20but%20in%20groups%2C%20parties%2C%20peoples%2C%20and%20ages%2C%20it%20is%20the%20rule.&a=Friedrich%20Nietzsche&c=Philosophy Madness is something rare in individuals — but in groups, parties, peoples, and ages, it is the rule... — Friedrich Nietzsche Friedrich Nietzsche quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/albert-camus-quote-meaning-14633 2026-04-15T19:41:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14633.png?q=Au%20milieu%20de%20l'hiver%2C%20j'ai%20d%C3%A9couvert%20en%20moi%20un%20invincible%20%C3%A9t%C3%A9.&a=Albert%20Camus&c=Philosophy Au milieu de l'hiver, j'ai découvert en moi un invincible été. — Albert Camus Albert Camus quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/alice-walker-quote-meaning-14634 2026-04-15T19:41:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14634.png?q=I%20think%20us%20here%20to%20wonder%2C%20myself.%20To%20wonder.%20To%20ask.%20And%20that%20in%20wondering%20bout%20the%20big%20things%20and%20asking%20bout%20the%20big%20things%2C%20you%20learn%20about%20the%20little%20ones%2C%20almost%20by%20accident.%20But%20you%20never%20know%20nothing%20more%20about%20the%20big%20things%20than%20you%20start%20out%20with.%20The%20more%20I%20wonder%2C%20the%20more%20I%20love.&a=Alice%20Walker&c=Philosophy I think us here to wonder, myself. To wonder. To ask. And that in wondering bout the big things and ... — Alice Walker Alice Walker quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/bertrand-russell-quote-meaning-14635 2026-04-15T19:41:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14635.png?q=To%20teach%20how%20to%20live%20without%20certainty%2C%20and%20yet%20without%20being%20paralyzed%20by%20hesitation%2C%20is%20perhaps%20the%20chief%20thing%20that%20philosophy%2C%20in%20our%20age%2C%20can%20still%20do%20for%20those%20who%20study%20it.&a=Bertrand%20Russell&c=Philosophy To teach how to live without certainty, and yet without being paralyzed by hesitation, is perhaps th... — Bertrand Russell Bertrand Russell quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/trotsky-quote-meaning-end-means-14636 2026-04-15T19:41:02.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14636.png?q=The%20end%20may%20justify%20the%20means%20as%20long%20as%20there%20is%20something%20that%20justifies%20the%20end.&a=Leon%20Trotsky&c=Philosophy The end may justify the means as long as there is something that justifies the end. — Leon Trotsky Leon Trotsky quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/einstein-quote-meaning-art-revolution-14637 2026-04-15T19:41:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14637.png?q=The%20Revolution%20introduced%20me%20to%20art%2C%20and%20in%20turn%2C%20art%20introduced%20me%20to%20the%20Revolution!&a=Albert%20Einstein&c=Philosophy The Revolution introduced me to art, and in turn, art introduced me to the Revolution! — Albert Einstein Albert Einstein quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/sun-tzu-quote-meaning-14638 2026-04-15T19:41:03.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14638.png?q=Even%20the%20finest%20sword%20plunged%20into%20salt%20water%20will%20eventually%20rust.&a=Sun%20Tzu&c=Philosophy Even the finest sword plunged into salt water will eventually rust. — Sun Tzu Sun Tzu quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning https://quoteswithmeaning.com/quote/kurt-vonnegut-quote-meaning-14639 2026-04-15T19:41:04.000Z https://quoteswithmeaning.com/api/quote-image/14639.png?q=Anyway%E2%80%94because%20we%20are%20readers%2C%20we%20don't%20have%20to%20wait%20for%20some%20communications%20executive%20to%20decide%20what%20we%20should%20think%20about%20next%E2%80%94and%20how%20we%20should%20think%20about%20it.%20We%20can%20fill%20our%20heads%20with%20anything%20from%20aardvarks%20to%20zucchinis%E2%80%94at%20any%20time%20of%20night%20or%20day.&a=Kurt%20Vonnegut&c=Philosophy Anyway—because we are readers, we don't have to wait for some communications executive to decide wha... — Kurt Vonnegut Kurt Vonnegut quote about philosophy — Quotes With Meaning