Best Cats Quotes to Inspire, Uplift & Motivate You Every Day

“Time spent with a cat is never wasted.”

“Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he is the Unreasoning Animal... In truth, man is incurably foolish. Simple things which other animals easily learn, he is incapable of learning. Among my experiments was this. In an hour I taught a cat and a dog to be friends. I put them in a cage. In another hour I taught them to be friends with a rabbit. In the course of two days I was able to add a fox, a goose, a squirrel and some doves. Finally a monkey. They lived together in peace; even affectionately.”

“Can I Tinder swipe for cat cuddles?”

“I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that's living.”

“Having a bunch of cats around is good. If you're feeling bad, just look at the cats, you'll feel better, because they know that everything is, just as it is.”

“Who shall tell the lady's grief”

“WHAT FOR IS THIS BOX PADDED? IS IT TO BE SAT ON? CAN IT BE THAT IT IS CAT-FLAVOURED?”

“There was once a tiger-striped cat. This cat died a million deaths, and lived a million lives, and in those lives, various people owned him. None of those people he cared for. This cat was not afraid of death. One life, the cat became a stray cat, which meant it was free. And it met a white female cat. They became mates, and lived together. Time passed, the white cat passed away of old age. And the tiger- striped cat cried a million times. Eventually, the cat died again. But this time, it didn't come back to life.”

“You know how cats do. They hide to die. Dogs come home.”

“I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?”

“- A maioria das pessoas não entende essa verdade óbvia. Limitam-se a viver a sua vidinha, e, no entanto, é apenas com o coração que se pode ver como deve ser; o que é essencial é invisível aos olhos.”

“when I am feeling”

“Snowball?”

“Nellie grinned. "I always wanted to go to Venice. It's supposed to be the romance capital of the world.”

“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”

“I have lived with several Zen masters -- all of them cats.”

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that”

“The Fur Person learned then and there that it is better to be a philosopher than to be a king and that, all things considered, wisdom was to be preferred to power.”

“What sort of philosophers are we, who know absolutely nothing of the origin and destiny of cats?”

“Cats were often familiars to workers of magic because to anyone used to wrestling with self-willed, wayward, devious magic—which was what all magic was—it was rather soothing to have all the same qualities wrapped up in a small, furry, generally attractive bundle that looked more or less the same from day to day and might, if it were in a good mood, sit on your knee and purr. Magic never sat on anybody’s knee and purred.”

“No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”

“'Tell Suzie she's a lucky cat.' Have sexier words ever been spoken?”

“Are you here for a reason, Cheshire?”

“To err is human, to purr is feline.”

“You fuck - you ate my cat!”

“Name the different kinds of people,’ said Miss Lupescu. ‘Now.’”