“At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the worl...” — Rodney Dangerfield Quote

“At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can't.”

“I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”

“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”

“Work is a warbled throat, an appointment we make to keep the daylight coming.”

“No matter how hard it is, or how hard it gets, don't ever, ever, ever lose hope!”

“She was a dreamer and a schemer & one didnt dream and scheme without hope.”