“Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.” — Rodney Dangerfield Quote

“Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.”

“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”

“I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”