“I will never win an Oscar, and do you know why? First of all, because ...” — Clint Eastwood Quote

“I will never win an Oscar, and do you know why? First of all, because I'm not Jewish. Secondly, I make too much money for all those old farts in the Academy.”

“They say all marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.”

“Tomorrow is promised to no one.”