“I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new out...” — Rita Rudner Quote

“I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.”

“A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.”

“I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.”