“Yes sir, I am a tortured man for all seasons, as they say, and I have ...” — Hunter S. Thompson Quote

“Yes sir, I am a tortured man for all seasons, as they say, and I have powerful friends in high places. Birds sing where I walk, and children smile when they see me coming.”

“This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.”

“I knew a Buddhist once, and I've hated myself ever since.”