“Based on my own experience, when you're going through adolescence you ...” — Patton Oswalt Quote

“Based on my own experience, when you're going through adolescence you don't know how the world works. You can't set a story in the world you live in because you don't know what a utility bill is, or how to budget your paycheck.”

“I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.”