“My own laugh is the real thing and I've had it all my life.” — Phyllis Diller Quote

“My own laugh is the real thing and I've had it all my life.”

“We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.”

“Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?”