“Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-her...” — Rita Rudner Quote

“Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.”

“I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.”

“A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.”