“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty ...” — Phyllis Diller Quote

“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”

“We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.”

“Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?”