“You don't just decide to destroy a person by making up stuff, and no o...” — Tina Fey Quote

“You don't just decide to destroy a person by making up stuff, and no one at 'SNL' is writing to go after someone.”

“Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.”

“I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.”