“I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.” — Lewis Black Quote

“I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.”

“They're so broke that they've actually cut essential services. In many places, they've cut policemen, because, who the fuck needs them? Or firemen, son of a bitch, it's much more fun watching something burn down.”

“That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset”