“The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning...” — Mark Twain Quote

“The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.”

“Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilt.”

“What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.”