“When I was in college, I was debating to try my hand at show business,...” — Steve Martin Quote

“When I was in college, I was debating to try my hand at show business, or to become a professor. I just thought of the risk of not going into show business and always wondering if I would've had a chance. Because that's where my real heart was.”

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”

“Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”