“To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'” — Rita Rudner Quote

“To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'”

“A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.”

“I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.”