“My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.” — Rodney Dangerfield Quote

“My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.”

“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”

“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”