“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.” — Erma Bombeck Quote

“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”

“Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.”

“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”