“It goes without saying that you should never have more children than y...” — Erma Bombeck Quote

“It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.”

“Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.”

“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”