“I taught myself to play the guitar by listening to Paul Simon records,...” — Douglas Adams Quote

“I taught myself to play the guitar by listening to Paul Simon records, working it out note by note. He is an incredibly intelligent musician. He's not someone who has a natural outpouring of melody like McCartney or Dylan, who are just terribly prolific with musical ideas.”

“He's spending a year dead for tax reasons.”

“Ow! My brains!”