“I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pl...” — Rita Rudner Quote

“I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.”

“I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.”

“A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.”