“Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-...” — Rita Rudner Quote

“Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?”

“A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.”

“I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.”