“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being rid...” — Rodney Dangerfield Quote

“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”

“I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”

“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”