“If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.” — Rita Rudner Quote

“If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.”

“A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.”

“I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.”