“My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. Bu...” — Amy Sedaris Quote

“My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.”

“Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.”

“Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.”