“If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating ra...” — Orson Welles Quote

“If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.”

“I don't pray really, because I don't want to bore God.”

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”