“There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an even...” — Woody Allen Quote

“There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”

“I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time.”

“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”

“You can still be cool when you’re dead. In fact, it’s much easier, because you aren’t getting old and fat and losing your hair.”

“Tell me what it is like to die," I answered.”

“The heaviness of loss in her heart hadn't eased, but there was room there for humour, too.”