“When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was ...” — Rita Rudner Quote

“When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.”

“A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.”

“I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.”