"I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's a..." — Exploring the Depths of Deception: J.D. Salinger's Life Lesson

I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I'm going, I'm liable to say I'm going to the opera. It's terrible.