Inspirational Quotes by Bill Maher — Words of Wisdom for Daily Success

“I don't ridicule religion, it ridicules itself.”

“New Rule: There's only one thing to say about the Christian Film and Television Commission giving me the Bigoted Bile Award and naming”

“New Rule: Just because a country elects a smart president doesn't make it a smart country. A couple of weeks ago, I was asked on CNN if I thought Sarah Palin could get elected president, and I said I hope not, but I wouldn't put anything past this stupid country. Well, the station was flooded with emails, and the twits hit the fan. And you could tell that these people were”

“Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position”

“I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.”

“There's an old, frequently-used definition of insanity, which is "performing the same action over and over, expecting different results."... Now, I'm no doctor, but I am on TV. And in my professional opinion, George Bush is a paranoid schizophrenic. ...”

“I think religion is a neurological disorder.”

“Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reassuring affirmation that someone will be moral, ethical, and after a few glasses of wine, a freak in the bedroom.”

“The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.”

“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”

“Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?”