Inspirational Quotes by Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91. — Words of Wisdom for Daily Success

“Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
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“To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
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“If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.
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“She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.”

“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
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“I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.”

“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
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