Inspirational Quotes by Ilona Andrews — Words of Wisdom for Daily Success

“Jack didn’t fully get Jesus. Audrey tried to explain it, and he could repeat it back to her, word for word, but he still didn’t comprehend most of it. The best he could gather was that Jesus lived long ago, told people to be nice, and they killed him for it. At the end, he asked who was Jesus’ necromancer and if he was in the Bible, then Kaldar couldn’t stop laughing and had to sit down.”

“She surveyed the carnage behind him. "Did you have fun?”

“...sometimes what you go looking for isn't as important as what you leave behind.”

“I'm capable—”

“I have a serious question.”

“I was conceived because it would be good for my House to have an heir and because my parents' genes ticked the right set of boxes. You were probably conceived because your parents loved each other.”

“What’s this”

“Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!”

“What's that?”

“I ripped my left arm out of his hand and slammed my elbow into his solar plexus. He exhaled in a gasp. I lunged for the dagger and sat on top of him, my knees pinning his arms, my dagger on his throat.”

“I've never created a riot before. I did cause a brawl at the last formal. A large number of young women there actually arrived with the expectation of seducing me into matrimony, and a couple of their mothers came to blows. It was hilari—I mean, dreadful. Simply dreadful.”

“Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut.”

“Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.”

“It seems that the young woman made some indelicate suggestion of a threesome...When I got there, Miss Nash was standing by the hot tub in a small bikini, pointing the business end of a SIG-Sauer P-226 at her fella and concerned members of the hotel staff, while dunking the scantily clad female's head under the water and asking, "Who's diving for clams now, bitch?”

“I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.”

“Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room.”

“Did he just rip out the engine?" I asked.”

“I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.”

“Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?”