Inspirational Quotes by Jesse Andrews — Words of Wisdom for Daily Success

“let’s face it: Most girls are annoying. I mean, most humans are annoying, so it’s not specific to girls. Also, I don’t really mean “annoying.” I guess I mean that most humans like to try to fuck up your plans.”

“Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding”

“If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.”