Inspirational Quotes by Justin Halpern — Words of Wisdom for Daily Success

“See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.”

“Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.”

“You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.”