“The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national s...” — Bill Maher Quote

“The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'”

“I think religion is a neurological disorder.”

“The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.”